🚔┃gta-discussion

[wary peak]

even all the games?

[torn ruin]

i have all games

wasted so much money

should’ve gambled all

[ornate kindle]

Best location, both upgrades, all the games, even the casino model, hacking pad, and vault door

[torn ruin]

💀

[torn ruin]

what is the best location

[wintry heron]

what are y'all going to do once GTA 6 comes out?

[ornate kindle]

Eight bit

[torn ruin]

where is that

[wary peak]

even the highscore screen?

[ornate kindle]

It's in vinewood

[wary peak]

idk not play it

[ornate kindle]

Yes

Everything is mine

[wary peak]

nope

not jizzle

[ornate kindle]

Fair

Actually no he's my employee so I kinda own him in some way

[torn ruin]

oh i have the one near the uh

casino

[ornate kindle]

I just said screw it and bought the most expensive one

[torn ruin]

just below the highways

[wintry heron]

okat so bunker route 68 or bunker fort zancudo?

trying to save money

[torn ruin]

farmhouse

[wintry heron]

no

[torn ruin]

it will save u time

and time is money

[wintry heron]

how so

[ornate kindle]

Chumash, it's on the highway, and you'll save some money

[torn ruin]

it’s just a few bucks

🙄

[ornate kindle]

Not accounting for upgrades though

Which are expensive

[torn ruin]

u wouldn’t want to move ur properties

since everything resets

[wintry heron]

e

[torn ruin]

rather buy the best at first

[torn ruin]

sex

[wintry heron]

wouldn't being closer to the city be better tho?

[ornate kindle]

Absolutely

[rustic dune]

Continue playing GTA 5 because GTA 6 is definitely gonna flop, Rockstar waited too long to release it, and if GTA 6 has an online mode, the only thing they can do with it is re-release old content from GTA 5 Online, no one would be excited for anything, plus GTA 5 Online will never die, so

[stuck wedge]

Yes

[wintry heron]

so chumash

[wintry heron]

maybe

[torn ruin]

lol

[wintry heron]

wait did you mean

esex or sex

[ornate kindle]

If you're on the cheaper side, absolutely man

[torn ruin]

🤔

[rustic dune]

[torn ruin]

💀💀

[wintry heron]

[torn ruin]

latter

[wintry heron]

im a cheapskate if anything If i get rich I'll move all my properties with max upgrades just because

[stuck wedge]

It's also the best place for bunker due to how it is to the city

[mossy jay]

chumash the best bunker imo

[rustic dune]

auuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh

[wintry heron]

its all about progress

[torn ruin]

it’s a few hundred k’s

why not save up for the best at the first time

then save up for upgrades

[ornate kindle]

Yeah, but I just got farmhouse cause screw money

[torn ruin]

i prefer farmhouse

lol

[stuck wedge]

I had route 68 for the longest

[wintry heron]

now were you asking me or just saying in general

we'll see I normally keep all my businesses close and chumash is close

[ornate kindle]

I've got all my mc businesses in the city, and I'd prefer that than having them stretched across the desert

[wintry heron]

i got mine in the desert thats the only one i keep outside

[stuck wedge]

For the Mc I have weed and doc in the city other 3 out in sandy shores

[torn ruin]

h u h

😂

[ornate kindle]

Getting a hangar in fort zancudo big save ong

[wintry heron]

i’m kidding

[torn ruin]

i don’t cheat 🐨

[torn ruin]

i used to

[ornate kindle]

Also free jets

[torn ruin]

i moved all to grand desert

[stuck wedge]

Sometimes I wanna move to th Airport ones for whenever I'm pvping

I don't regret zancudo tho

[ornate kindle]

Imagine fighting someone then just casually moving hangars

[torn ruin]

🙏

[stuck wedge]

I'd just leave

[ornate kindle]

Zancudo hangar let's you fly over in a lot of missions as well

Preferably not sell missions though

[wintry heron]

yet (joke)

[stuck wedge]

Never did one once so idrc tbh

Hangar is just not really what I'd enjoy doing business wise

[ornate kindle]

Owning every mc business just means more phone content ong

[stuck wedge]

Facts

[ornate kindle]

The amount of texts I received to restock things, sell things is just ridiculous

And to upgrade things before I maxed everything

[stuck wedge]

That shit be getting on my nerves sometimes like before when it was calls omg I hated it

[wintry heron]

who here wants to be my little sussy baka discord kitten

[ornate kindle]

Like who cares about selling document forgery bruh

[torn ruin]

💀

[hidden pike]

Anyone else notice that the mc/bunker pays have been halved for no reason
So like it’ll say i got 200K but I actually got 100K

[bitter creek]

The restock this is kinda helpful ngl

[hidden pike]

I lost 1.1 million to it..

[bitter creek]

Not for me

[ornate kindle]

Yes but mct go brrrrrr

[stuck wedge]

True

[bitter creek]

Someone got arrested for texting her bf too many times and I think most gta online characters need to be arrested

[ornate kindle]

I swear our phone bill gotta be in the thousands

[ornate kindle]

I heard about that story, lady was crazy

[worthy cobalt]

lmao just had a warehouse sale that was 2 minutes 30 seconds

[hidden pike]

Anyone else???

[stuck wedge]

Yea but we multimillionaires or billionaires that basically run the city so

[worthy cobalt]

not warehouse nightclub

[bitter creek]

In the million maybe because my gta online character hasnt payed the phone bill since 2004

[hidden pike]

Damnnn good for you

[stuck wedge]

Nice

[ornate kindle]

Damn they haven't been paying bills even when the game wasn't out yet

[stuck wedge]

We love a quick sale

[ornate kindle]

That's some big tax evasion

[floral panther]

Yo I’ll be ur stripper

[worthy cobalt]

fr, it was only like an 80 crate one so i didnt mind cuz i love driving the speedo but less than 3 min sheesh

[floral panther]

Give me some money

[ornate kindle]

3 sell vehicles that's one minute per vehicle man the speed

[hidden pike]

He meant nightclub

[floral panther]

Any tips for me to make money new to game

[worthy cobalt]

i typod was a nightclub sale

[ornate kindle]

Well now I feel stupid

[hidden pike]

Do the find the clues stuff to get weapons

[worthy cobalt]

always get it mixed up cuz i got the 5 basement levels for nightclub so i think of it as a warehouse

[floral panther]

Alrdy pass that

[hidden pike]

You get 750K after completing all the challenges

Oh

What do you have & how much money do you have

[floral panther]

I have bunker agency night club

[ornate kindle]

Stone hatchet big save sometimes

[worthy cobalt]

grind dr dre

[floral panther]

16k

[worthy cobalt]

dr dre until kosatka and sparrow for cayo

[floral panther]

I have submarine

[hidden pike]

Depends on what you want to do next,
You could do mc businesses and get passive income
Or you could get CEO office & get cargo & vehicle cargo warehouses
Or you could be a moron and do cayo lol

[hidden pike]

Just cycle dr Dre and cayo for money for now then

[ornate kindle]

My strength still at 2 bars, man I gotta get a friend soon and just mercilessly kick their vehicle

[hidden pike]

Do pay phone hits inbetween

[floral panther]

Idk how to do cayo I loose brain cells even thinking about it

[hidden pike]

Npc massacre

[worthy cobalt]

its worse once u actually start doing it

[hidden pike]

Watch a guide then

[bitter creek]

Next dlc is gonna be our gta online characters running from the tax collector agency because they haven’t been paying any taxes

[torn ruin]

👋

[hidden pike]

It’s pretty easy if you watch a guide lol

[hidden pike]

I hope so

[worthy cobalt]

yea its easy af just so boring

[ornate kindle]

Cops are annoying, any missions where cops are disabled so I can just punch npcs freely?

[floral panther]

I wanna do that glitch to get hella money

So I can buy my stocks

[hidden pike]

Not for the first couple of times

[floral panther]

Yea it’s like u have dementia

[hidden pike]

There definitely is missions like that, I think some casino preps let that happen

[bitter creek]

Who knew that people would be running from tax collectors irl and in game lol

[hidden pike]

Me

[worthy cobalt]

i borrowed a good ass path from someone on youtube so it was easy for me 😆 maybe the first one not as much but yea the scout was annoying until i learned that path fully

[bitter creek]

All the cayo preps

[floral panther]

I had 100k

[ornate kindle]

Wait really?

[hidden pike]

I just learned from watching my friends

[bitter creek]

Yuppppp

[hidden pike]

Oh yeah they do

[floral panther]

But my mk2 kept getting destroyed

[ornate kindle]

Bruhhhhhhhh

[worthy cobalt]

got 7 more items to research then i can see what kind of money the bunker pulls in

[hidden pike]

Bro what the hell happened

[worthy cobalt]

can't wait to get these explosive rounds

[hidden pike]

I’m so sorry

[floral panther]

Rocketed my self

💀

[ornate kindle]

Time to steal fingerprint scanner

[floral panther]

Ez

[worthy cobalt]

fr i only bought the stuff for the explosive rounds for jet griefers lmao. now that i actually play i realize they aren't as common as youtube makes it look like

[hidden pike]

(He’s going to commit war crimes against Los santos)

[torn ruin]

the only useful is the sniper scope

[ornate kindle]

Gonna be a massacre at the beach

[hidden pike]

Honestly people say to sell in inv only lobbies EXCLUSIVELY now

[worthy cobalt]

do love me my thermal sniper scope

[torn ruin]

only useful thing

[floral panther]

[worthy cobalt]

i always did that either way 😆 not invite but solo lobbies

[hidden pike]

You should only do that if you don’t have 4 people to sell with or however many you need

[floral panther]

Went to sell my stock

Lost 600k

Cuz couldn’t deliver last 3 packages

[hidden pike]

As long as you are constantly watching for griefers you should be fine & you get up to 50% bonus

[torn ruin]

u don’t need

[worthy cobalt]

supposedly the revolver can 1 hit people if u get the right bullet in it, i gotta try it first but don't have it yet. i got the fire bullets tho and those are fun in revolver

[torn ruin]

u just go back

[floral panther]

Nah it’s cap

They just hacking

[worthy cobalt]

idk men

[hidden pike]

I mean if you have 100% full stock or whatever it is

[worthy cobalt]

the 1 shot sniper thing works so i feel like this might too

[hidden pike]

Because people tend to grief afk cargo a LOT more

[ornate kindle]

Fire bullets? Those are only for mk2 weapons my guy, revolver sure don't have a mk2 varient

[worthy cobalt]

mine does 🤔

[hidden pike]

*based off of my experience

[ornate kindle]

Wait which revolver?

Double action?

[worthy cobalt]

1 sec runnin outside

[hidden pike]

Revolver #8

[worthy cobalt]

na a 6 shooter

[ornate kindle]

Okay so what's the name, navy revolver?

[worthy cobalt]

heavy revolver

[ornate kindle]

Now that would make sense

Pretty sure it's the only revolver with a mk2 varient

[worthy cobalt]

prob, its the only revolver i got but yea she's got the mk2 on her

[ornate kindle]

Time to test if cops are disabled on cayo preps

My God they are

It's a massacre

[silent walrus]

I didn't realize how painful randoms were to play w until I did the humane labs

[worthy cobalt]

i didnt realize heists paid good money cuz we would always fail from people leaving and shit

[ornate kindle]

The boardwalk is littered with bodies

[worthy cobalt]

so i was grinding missions for 11-30k a piece for a week or 2 lmao

[silent walrus]

now that's relatable

I remember thinking prison heist was bad the first time I ever did it lol

didn't try heists again for ages

[ornate kindle]

Does beating people with a melee weapon still increase the strength stat?

[worthy cobalt]

probably idk, i know u can punch a car with a player in it for like 10 min to max it out tho

[ornate kindle]

See thing is I prefer massacre

[worthy cobalt]

i didn't wanna bother anyone with it so i finished my last 40% or whatever just beating the shit out of people on the boardwalk, do not recommend

[thorny ginkgo]

Grinded 6M today

[worthy cobalt]

20 hits = 1% gain so ur gonna get less using a weapon but hey if u have more fun

[thorny ginkgo]

Truck and mk2 bought

[ornate kindle]

Golf club massacre

I bonked a man so hard he fell through the map

[crisp raven]

Every time I go outside there's a risk of getting busted or wasted
Living a five-star life to the day I die Los Angeles certified

[silent walrus]

damn

[crisp raven]

What

[worthy cobalt]

watching an npc, his leafblower is just blowing leaves out of thin air from inside of it. very realistic gta

[crisp raven]

You know why they did it in California right

@wintry heron

They did it because of California there is more money and stuff like that so it makes more sense when you see stuff and when you do houses for like a million bucks because California has known for their expensive taste

I said that so messed up

[silent walrus]

flying motorbikes?

[ornate kindle]

Oh I just hit a man in the nuts with a golf club

Maybe massacre is bad after all

Or maybe not

[worthy cobalt]

good thing they didnt make this game in 2022. half the traffic would be tesla and the other half would be electric bikes hogging the road going 20 in a 35

[magic geyser]

I think those are real in Cali

[wintry heron]

How much is a office garage and a phantom wedge

[magic geyser]

A fortune

[worthy cobalt]

wedge u need a vehicle warehouse for, so be prepared for that. they got me with that extra 1m or w/e

[wintry heron]

Lmao

What's a easy thing to use to flip cars lmfao

[worthy cobalt]

atomizer

[wintry heron]

Lmfao

[crisp raven]

You're about to make me lose my mind up in here up in here

Nice strong enough whatever people say that you're Superman well I got the kryptonite and I'll put the dick in the mic

[rustic dune]

alexis how old are you lil bro

[scenic sable]

[rustic dune]

see if this 'maturity' matches up with the age

💀

[scenic sable]

What’s he done

[rustic dune]

[scenic sable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boss-baby-bored-sleepy-tired-boring-gif-7991240

[rustic dune]

embed fail

[scenic sable]

[crisp raven]

I want to hump that cat can I

[rustic dune]

what

[scenic sable]

Cats are the worst pet ever

[rustic dune]

your message didn't go through can you say it again

[crisp raven]

I think you understand what I said

This guy keeps on texting me

[rustic dune]

it isn't loading in for us

can you say it again

[scenic sable]

Alexis are you a DAILY GAMER A

[crisp raven]

@scenic sable yeah

[scenic sable]

That’s SO cool

[crisp raven]

Check on my YouTube channel

I might not post everyday but it's still something

[rustic dune]

promoting?

[crisp raven]

But I still play a lot of games everyday

[scenic sable]

Didn’t ask for your yt channel kid

Get a job

[crisp raven]

I already got a job

[scenic sable]

What playing games DAILY

[crisp raven]

Yeah I get paid for doing that too but I got another job than just that

[rustic dune]

no u dont

71 subs and no views bro

[scenic sable]

Didn’t know you could get a job at 12 years old ?

[rustic dune]

💀

[scenic sable]

[crisp raven]

Hilarious I'm not 12

[scenic sable]

Yt deffo pays for under 100 views

[rustic dune]

what are you

[scenic sable]

Ok 11

[rustic dune]

😂

[scenic sable]

🤡

[rustic dune]

[crisp raven]

Want to see my resume

[rustic dune]

👉

alexis

[scenic sable]

Id sub but it wouldn’t help you so

[rustic dune]

listen

your age at this point doesnt even matter

if you play gta you dont have a job

[scenic sable]

[rustic dune]

💀

[crisp raven]

I get paid for gaming

[scenic sable]

Not really @rustic dune

Tgg playing gta his job cos he earns enough money

[crisp raven]

On top of that I don't play GTA all the dang times

[rustic dune]

alexis

im watching ur gta vid right now

the one that starts in the kosatka

[crisp raven]

And if I do play is probably like an hour each day

[rustic dune]

u dont even own a boat bruh

[scenic sable]

Unlike me alexis who has like 70 subs thinking he gets payed 😂😂😂

[rustic dune]

💀

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron what is Roblox

[scenic sable]

I cba reading all that tbh

[rustic dune]

bro doesn't own a submarine or heli in his kosatka

[crisp raven]

I don't get paid by YouTube I get paid by PlayStation

[rustic dune]

PlayedStation

[silent walrus]

a youtuber?

[scenic sable]

PlayStation 😂

He’s a HUGEEE YouTuber

[rustic dune]

biggest youtuber

[crisp raven]

Lol

[rustic dune]

100000000000000000 subs

[silent walrus]

sounds hella impressive with those numbers

what's their user

[scenic sable]

He’s a 10 year old tryna be cool because hes has a yt channel

[crisp raven]

LOL

[crisp raven]

You don't even know what I do

[rustic dune]

what do you do

[scenic sable]

He’s one of them kids who comment on every vid with a random link to his channel saying like and sub 🤡

[crisp raven]

I can send you a picture but I can't send it in this chat

[scenic sable]

Damn 20 a lot bro 😂

[rustic dune]

BROOOO

[scenic sable]

Send what pic lil bro

[rustic dune]

alexis reposts tiktoks

💀

[worthy cobalt]

pic of anything u want big homie

[scenic sable]

He’s clearly 10 if he constantly uses TikTok tbf it’s for children

[crisp raven]

I've been 4 months since I've been on tiktok

[rustic dune]

Literally all of Alexis's videos are either GTA or tiktok reposts 💀

[crisp raven]

I've been really busy

[scenic sable]

🧢

[worthy cobalt]

bruh i put underglow on every damn car on this game i'm starting to feel like it's corny ngl

[scenic sable]

What doing yt stuff

Underglow looks kinda silly tbf I never use it

[crisp raven]

@rustic dune you haven't even checked my resume

[rustic dune]

Your last tiktok repost was 2 weeks ago 💀

[scenic sable]

You know he’s a big man when he has a middle finger in his PFP

[rustic dune]

i'm so scared fr

[scenic sable]

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron and that's where I currently am but right now I'm on vacation

[scenic sable]

Plug ur yt so everyone can sub

[crisp raven]

I'm on a trillion dollar yacht jk jk

@wintry heron well it says it in my resume and I cannot edit that out for some reason

[scenic sable]

And have a laugh 😂

[crisp raven]

And why are you telling everybody that

[silent walrus]

I've gotta see the channel

what's it called

[crisp raven]

That's a secret

[scenic sable]

U need help

In yt aspect and irl

[ornate kindle]

There's at least 200 bodies on the pier

[crisp raven]

@silent walrus my

[silent walrus]

tell me

[crisp raven]

It's the same exact thing as my username

[silent walrus]

hm

k

[covert cedar]

whats the fastest car in gta online currently?

[rustic dune]

bro has the furry movie pfp

[scenic sable]

Like in a straight line or

[ornate kindle]

The faggio man

[worthy cobalt]

vigilante if u count the boost

[crisp raven]

Cuz I was supposed to be a secret but I could not edit that out

[ornate kindle]

#871616746862305330 for that stuff

[covert cedar]

ye

[silent walrus]

I'm not a furry

don't worry

[rustic dune]

something a furry would say

[silent stream]

Fr, and profile banner too 💀

[silent walrus]

true

[crisp raven]

My daughter wanted that as my profile picture@silent walrus

[silent stream]

And what did you say to her?

[scenic sable]

U do not have a daughter lad

[crisp raven]

@silent stream it was cute

I'm not that bad of a father

[silent walrus]

Is your channel by any chance the one that starts off in the gta menu for 3 minutes?

[silent stream]

Who? The pfp?

[scenic sable]

@silent walrus why do you not like ppl 🤨

[crisp raven]

@silent stream talking about the profile my YouTube channel

[silent walrus]

cuz I'm emo

obv

[silent stream]

How am i supposed to know, i didnt see the rest of conversation

[crisp raven]

I'm too lazy to do that

[rustic dune]

"i'm emo 🤓 "

[silent stream]

Lmao

[rustic dune]

bro no one says they're emo anymore

ur either depressed or normal

[silent stream]

Yep

[rustic dune]

[silent walrus]

really?

[silent stream]

Ah rip. Imagine being called a kid but you’re actualy a father

[silent walrus]

my choice

ngl

[rustic dune]

🤓 it's MY choice!

[silent walrus]

cuz it is

[scenic sable]

Does anyone here act play gta ?

[rustic dune]

[silent stream]

😆

[crisp raven]

Why is everybody picking on@silent walrus

[rustic dune]

who are u 💀

lmao jk

[silent walrus]

mhm

furry pfp apparently

[silent stream]

I dont understand but apparently this chat often goes off topic

[silent walrus]

animal character = furry

[scenic sable]

Anyone here actually play gta or just here ?

[silent walrus]

just you

[worthy cobalt]

playing rn

[wintry heron]

What's gta

[crisp raven]

I think it's messed up that you guys picking on@silent walrus just because she has a profile picture that to you guys it's furry

[scenic sable]

Y ppl here if they don’t play 😂😂😂

[silent walrus]

very messed up

sobbing

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron well I'm going to say that you're dumb

[scenic sable]

It’s called gta discussion

[silent stream]

Idk, unless its an actual animal

[wintry heron]

Kinda rude innit bruv

[worthy cobalt]

are u making fun of my name now?

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron everybody here knows about GTA except you

[scenic sable]

Ain’t the pfp from zootropgolis or smth

[worthy cobalt]

ayo fuck my name wtf is this

[silent walrus]

tf

[silent stream]

Who’s pfp

[wintry heron]

So what is it?

[scenic sable]

I fucked the spelling

[silent stream]

Its chewsday, innit bruv?

[worthy cobalt]

not for much longer mate

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron get the fuck out of here

[silent stream]

Sadly

[worthy cobalt]

bro howd u know

definitely

[crisp raven]

?

[worthy cobalt]

i don't use vpn

[scenic sable]

Nah it’s from bad guys innit

[wintry heron]

So you don't know what a gta is either?

[crisp raven]

I do

[wintry heron]

The irony

[scenic sable]

That pfp @silent walrus

[silent walrus]

what's wrong w it

?

[worthy cobalt]

it makes him feel some type of way he cant handle it

[silent stream]

What about it? We already discussed lmao

[worthy cobalt]

he might be a furry deep down

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron I know a lot about GTA you coming in here about a GTA discussion saying you don't know what GTA is it's just a stupid thing that you would do or stupid thing that someone's stupid Would do

[silent walrus]

prob

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron I think it'll be more than that

[scenic sable]

@wintry heron I mean u are black so

[silent stream]

How do you know, its just a pfp

[wintry heron]

What's gta?

[scenic sable]

No shit

[silent stream]

No shit brooo!!1!!1

[scenic sable]

He’s that pop star isn’t he

Who sings about polo mints

[silent stream]

He’s a polo shirt

[wintry heron]

[scenic sable]

[silent stream]

Or the golf polo

[worthy cobalt]

honestly i wish i started playing raid 2 years before i did start cuz i woulda had a lot more progress by now. but i waited until a small streamer i enjoyed got the sponsorship to help them out and actually ended up enjoying the game 😆

[scenic sable]

I play games on your phone

U*

[silent stream]

I’ve seen too many raid sponsorship ads and i never played the game cuz i dont wanna

[worthy cobalt]

used to during downtime at old jobs but don't really got the phone battery to spare these days

[scenic sable]

It looks shit that’s why

[worthy cobalt]

it is shit i like afk tho

[silent stream]

Shitty phone battery moment

[scenic sable]

Nah all games on phones look shit the graphics are terrible and the fps

[worthy cobalt]

my little nephews saw me playing it and they were like ohhh i heard this game is really good everyone is playing it 😆

cuz they see the youtube ads of it

shit cracked me up i had to set them straight that the game fucking sucks and people only play it for the sponsorship money

[scenic sable]

That’s what consoles and pc is for

And Nintendo ds

The goat console

[silent stream]

Lmao, they where probably shattered, like ayo wdym??? :(

[crisp raven]

@wintry heron the game Grand theft Auto takes place in Los Angeles California but instead of the game they call it Los Santos. They even have other cities like Chumash, Grapeseed and more. But if you play the story mode it's technically about three characters who teams up and start doing his shoes and stuff like that and doing armed robberies and robbing banks and stuff like that. The GTA online is more kind of like the same exact thing doing heist and stuff like that

[worthy cobalt]

for handheld consoles there is only one goat and it's name is ayn odin pro (for quality and price) ofc there's better shit for 1k

[rustic dune]

🤓

[worthy cobalt]

lolol

[silent stream]

My dude actualy wrote a book to some dude who was kidding

[crisp raven]

@rustic dune what is that supposed to mean

[silent walrus]

It's the nerd emoji

wdym

[crisp raven]

Lmao

[silent stream]

The nerd emoji (🤓) is often used when people write a lot of usless facts only nerds would say. People may get upset if you use it

[crisp raven]

Oh

[worthy cobalt]

ackshually 🤓 The nerd emoji (🤓) is often used when people write a lot of usless facts only nerds would say. People may get upset if you use it

[floral panther]

[crisp raven]

So if I ride a Bible about people that does other things like eating food and sleeping and drinking and riding a lot but that coming is a nerd because most of these things is about other things like people killing themselves or committing suicide and people who does that they're just me and disgusting but also they could be discombobulated because they don't know what discombobulating me which I think it's a little bit weird so by me writing this entire thing does that make me a nerd because I meant none of you guys would even read this and if you guys do it'll be a little bit surprising because I don't even talk that much but as I'm talking I feel like this is a run-on sentence because there's not even one period in this sentence and so I feel like I'm writing a book with no period so it's just saying that I'm smart or is this just saying I'm a nerd because it seems like a lot of you guys are trying to make me sound like one so I don't know if this is long or not but I think it's a little bit short that you guys will be able to read it all but if you guys don't read it and you just act like you read it but you really did not it'll just be stupid but did you know Mr Pizza is actually going on strike he's actually giving away 1 million dollars to anybody who gives them a sub in the last 7 days

[silent walrus]

tf

[floral panther]

1000% not gonna read that

[wintry heron]

I ain't reading that

[worthy cobalt]

me either but the last few sentences reminded me of the mr beast "giving 5 million ___ to my 5 millionth subscriber" but it wasn't actually the 5 millionth subscriber it was some dude he knows that was trying to make a youtube channel pop off

anyways read the next 3 paragraphs i'm about to type to see all the facts of why jimmy (mr beast) donaldson is a sham

[silent walrus]

well hope you enjoy raid shadow legends

[worthy cobalt]

i do it gives me plenty of time to type out paragraphs

once i got some of the best champions i couldn't quit now i'm stuck

[torn ruin]

hi all

[silent walrus]

hello

[wintry heron]

goofy ass comment

just stfu man

[crisp raven]

So if I ride a Bible about people that does other things like eating food and sleeping and drinking and riding a lot but that coming is a nerd because most of these things is about other things like people killing themselves or committing suicide and people who does that they're just me and disgusting but also they could be discombobulated because they don't know what discombobulating me which I think it's a little bit weird so by me writing this entire thing does that make me a nerd because I meant none of you guys would even read this and if you guys do it'll be a little bit surprising because I don't even talk that much but as I'm talking I feel like this is a run-on sentence because there's not even one period in this sentence and so I feel like I'm writing a book with no period so it's just saying that I'm smart or is this just saying I'm a nerd because it seems like a lot of you guys are trying to make me sound like one so I don't know if this is long or not but I think it's a little bit short that you guys will be able to read it all but if you guys don't read it and you just act like you read it but you I feel like the tattooist tattoo the statue the sad feud I feel like you can you look at tattooed yeah so sad you would have said you would accept you just had me with the Statue lady with a bad feeling with a manuality with a tattoo you have feel like I'm best a cast of assault

[floral panther]

Ban

[latent surge]

Hi guys

[bitter python]

[worthy cobalt]

is this supposed to be one of those grammatical error paragraphs we used to get in English class that we would have to correct?

[bitter python]

Talking about glitches are we?

[latent surge]

Am

[wintry heron]

no glitch talking

[crisp raven]

Why did it disappear

[wintry heron]

?tag r mod

[latent surge]

Ism no

[worthy cobalt]

man did u take ur first adderall today or something

[crisp raven]

This paragraph is better

Is better because I have a feather with a con drivers with a constellers with a con Mallard for the

Can you please read this

Who's taking my paragraphs

[worthy cobalt]

me

[tame pollen]

Does anyone know if the new GTA update is just for new gen or is it for the old gen too

[wintry heron]

both

goofy ass pfp

it's still "V" lmfao

bro couldn't even crop

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

[wintry heron]

Lok

Lol

Gm just woke up

[mint zealot]

Mornin'

[ornate kindle]

Chat more dead than red dead online

[wintry heron]

Gm hru?

[mint zealot]

I'm alright, you?

[worthy cobalt]

tfw finish a mission for dr dre mission. spawn in new lobby and ain't in organization anymore so gotta hop to find room 😭

[bleak turret]

Which Nightclub should I get? I can't decide between Del Pierro and West Vinewood

[wintry heron]

Nice to hear im good tnx for askin

[latent pelican]

Bro you’re playing raid shadow legends rn 💀

[worthy cobalt]

so i've been told. and so i see every time i look above discord

[mint zealot]

Get the one closest to the edge of the city

[bleak turret]

Aren't they kinda both on the edges?

[mint zealot]

The one closest to the highway then

[bleak turret]

That does not say anything cause they both are 😂

[ornate kindle]

Nah screw it go for most expensive my friend

Usually works

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[bleak turret]

Hmmmm, alright, thanks

[worthy cobalt]

join the game with my referral link hook a brother up

[latent pelican]

I’m going to politely decline that offer

[boreal tulip]

TGG Discord members trying not to say dead chat for 10 seconds challenge

[ornate dawn]

yo can someone help me, all of the vehicles in luxury motorsport that are part of Los Santos Tuners are like locked or something, i can’t buy them but i have enough money

[pine pier]

I just brought a agency

Is that good?

[wintry raven]

an*

[worthy cobalt]

good for the first playthru of vip contract

[ornate kindle]

Best thing about the agency is payphone hits fr

[worthy cobalt]

payphone was nice during the 2x

[mint zealot]

Google it

[latent pelican]

The best thing is the free snacks

[worthy cobalt]

bruh where do we get the snacks i can never find it

[ornate kindle]

Was that an actual week or was it the mistake made by Rockstar?

[wintry heron]

idk

[boreal tulip]

Yes

[latent pelican]

Honestly it’s too hard to describe, search it up on YouTube ig

[boreal tulip]

Bought an agency before knowing if it's good or not 💀

[wintry heron]

AHHHHHH

[boreal tulip]

Payphone hits also exist

And security contracts, Imani tech workshop

[wintry heron]

sorry @boreal tulip

[ornate kindle]

Like buying a car you aren't gonna use 10 minutes later

[stoic basin]

Do compound guards respawn in cayo? Like the ones inside the compound itself

[boreal tulip]

After looting some appear

Extra guards appear after taking the primary target

[ornate kindle]

After you steal the primary target a few spawn

[boreal tulip]

But, they do not respawn

[pastel chasm]

I wish all vehicles with missiles had a cool down bruh

[boreal tulip]

Unless you alert them

[wintry heron]

what’s your spm @boreal tulip

[pine pier]

YO

[ornate kindle]

A cool down for what?

[pine pier]

Franklin exists in online?

[restive willow]

Yes

[latent pelican]

Maybe

[boreal tulip]

Yeah

[ornate kindle]

Yeah? You haven't heard until now?

[pine pier]

time to murder him

[pastel chasm]

To use the missiles again

[latent pelican]

Can’t

[boreal tulip]

You are about 8 months too late

[pastel chasm]

Have it be like the buzzard missiles

Or the lazer

[ornate kindle]

There's a short delay after each shot?

[boreal tulip]

Bruh why

[pastel chasm]

yeah in the buzzard

but on a mk2 sparrow, etc you can just spam

[pine pier]

totally not because of his color

[ornate kindle]

Oh so nerf every vehicle with missiles then?

[boreal tulip]

[ornate kindle]

Make everything even worse

[pastel chasm]

have missiles be like the buzzard so morons don’t spam rockets at you

[pine pier]

Why does Lamar hate franklin

[pastel chasm]

He left the hood life

[pine pier]

What a asshole

[pastel chasm]

[ornate kindle]

Or just maybe get better at dodging, or like get a better vehicle

[pastel chasm]

Are you serious?

tell me

[pine pier]

Is a missile jammer a joke to you?

[ornate kindle]

Hell missiles were already heavily nerfed for the mk2

[pastel chasm]

You’ve never been spammed at by a mk2 user with missiles

[wintry heron]

How do I Make Money Fast I am new to pc

[pastel chasm]

That’s only on select vehicles

[ornate kindle]

@pastel chasm this.

[floral panther]

Drugs

[ornate kindle]

Get a nightshark

[pastel chasm]

And it’s only cars

[floral panther]

Jk idk don’t listen to me

[pastel chasm]

I have a night shark

[wintry heron]

dang it I Don't want to buy shark cards

[pastel chasm]

People just like to spam rockets

[wintry heron]

make in game not rlf

[ornate kindle]

Then put a lock on jammer on it

[floral panther]

That’s what I did

Bought 100$

[pastel chasm]

You can’t

[floral panther]

Thing and criminal@pack

[ornate kindle]

Dude

You

[floral panther]

And $50

[ornate kindle]

Can

Put

A

[pine pier]

How much can you make

[ornate kindle]

Lock

On

[pastel chasm]

It’s only on contract vehicles

[pine pier]

From security contracts

[ornate kindle]

Dude

It works

[wintry heron]

I have criminal enterprise starter[ack

[ornate kindle]

Trust me

[pine pier]

Get a bunker

[pastel chasm]

I’ve brought my nightshadk there I’ve never seen a lock on jammer

[ornate kindle]

I've put one on my nightshark

[wintry heron]

Trying to boy kosatka

[wintry heron]

ye

I have a bunker

its free

[pastel chasm]

paleto bay

[pine pier]

Guys

[wintry heron]

ye

[pine pier]

which security contract pays more

[wintry heron]

paleto bay on the top of map

[pastel chasm]

the one that pays more

[wintry heron]

I am level 120 on ps4 accoridngf to me both are dsam e

[pine pier]

Recuse operation?

[ornate kindle]

The payout is below the name of the contract my guy

Pick the one with the best payout

[pastel chasm]

he probably calls Franklin for it

[ornate kindle]

But never go for asset protection

That one sucks

[pastel chasm]

@ornate kindle you can’t put a missile lock on jammer on a night shark

It’s not on the Imani tech vehicle list

Like I said

Only contract vehicles and later DLCs after it

[latent surge]

Why do griefers use the big machine gun

Instead a mk11 ar

[pastel chasm]

He was telling me to get it because I was typing in chat about how I was getting spammed by mk2 missiles

and he said I could get a lock on jammer when clearly you can’t

[pine pier]

It took me 5 miniutes

To exit the agency

[ornate kindle]

So just go into an invite only session?

[pine pier]

What’s the issue with xbox one?

[pastel chasm]

it’s an online game

[ornate kindle]

So? You complain about the players?

[pastel chasm]

here ima send you a video so you stfu

[pine pier]

You complain about ass?

[latent surge]

Guys no fight peace and happiness

[pastel chasm]

Check DMs

[latent surge]

Give each other a kiss now

[pastel chasm]

bruh

[pine pier]

get out

[ornate kindle]

So nice not seeing messages

[pastel chasm]

I’ll send more lol

[ornate kindle]

Anyways

How's everyone

[pine pier]

Good

I got a agency..

A arcade

And the Chumash bunker

[agile obsidian]

I'm alright

[ornate kindle]

Looking good

[pine pier]

Just by doing cayo heist

[ornate kindle]

You should get started on the casino heist

[pastel chasm]

Lol imagine blocking me

What an L

[pine pier]

I already did

[ornate kindle]

That's much more fun

[pine pier]

I already did like 3 times

[shell stag]

Why y’all blocking each other

[ornate kindle]

Nice

[pastel chasm]

[pine pier]

E

[pastel chasm]

Dats what I’m sayin!!!

[shell stag]

Is it because he’s on ps

That’s racist

[pastel chasm]

[ornate kindle]

You see, I did, the video I had received was quite stupid, and I decided I'm not dealing with that

[shell stag]

Console racist

[agile obsidian]

What's a ps

[pastel chasm]

RACIST

[shell stag]

PlayStation

[agile obsidian]

Oh

[ornate kindle]

And now, I don't have to deal with stupidity

[wintry heron]

oh nah

[pastel chasm]

lol

Still a big L

[pine pier]

get the fuck out before i set your house on fire

[pastel chasm]

I know he’s opening these messages also

[ornate kindle]

Hello

[shell stag]

Why tf you using commas

[ornate kindle]

Because, it's just habit at this point

[wintry heron]

because it’s grammatically correct

[shell stag]

Lol

[agile obsidian]

@pine pier calm down

[pine pier]

i said GET THE FUCK OUT

[pastel chasm]

@ornate kindle unblock me

[pine pier]

or suffer

[pastel chasm]

or ur gay

[shell stag]

Grammarly saved him 🙏🙏

[wintry heron]

on god

[agile obsidian]

@shell stag 😂

[wintry heron]

@pine pier stop yelling for no reason

[pastel chasm]

[wintry heron]

and being toxic

[pine pier]

what is toxic

[shell stag]

You serious?

[pastel chasm]

@ornate kindle unblock me or gay

[agile obsidian]

They're not yelling they are just extremely dramatic

[wintry heron]

something containing poisonous material.

[ornate kindle]

He very much seems serious

[shell stag]

Fr

[pine pier]

I never heard of the word toxic

[ornate kindle]

Fair

[pastel chasm]

imagine not having a pfp

[shell stag]

Ain’t no way

@agile obsidian I’m assuming you play red dead redemption 2

[agile obsidian]

@pine pier probably cause you ran everybody out when setting the house on fire

[shell stag]

That game is fire

I love rdr

Great story

[agile obsidian]

@shell stag yeah

[ornate kindle]

We just need more money

[shell stag]

Arthur

[agile obsidian]

It's my favorite game

[ornate kindle]

One more decent score

And we're outta here

[shell stag]

Same

It’s all because of that rat

Micah

[agile obsidian]

Dutch you said that the last 4 chapters

[floral panther]

[shell stag]

Fr

[wintry heron]

xbox players:

[ornate kindle]

?

[shell stag]

I didn’t get satisfied until I played rdr1

When Dutch

[wintry heron]

left on read

[shell stag]

Unalives himself

[agile obsidian]

@shell stag 😂

[ornate kindle]

It's funny that both Micah's and Dutch's death included a mountain

[shell stag]

Wait

[agile obsidian]

Maybe is meant to be

[shell stag]

OH

I just realized

[agile obsidian]

Get it out

[ornate kindle]

Micah was shot on a mountain while dutch fell off a mountain

And

[shell stag]

Yeah

[ornate kindle]

Both had something to do with betrayal

[agile obsidian]

Hmmmmmm

[ornate kindle]

Dutch betrayed Micah, leading to his death

[shell stag]

In rdr2 Dutch just walked off

But in rdr1 he really pissed me off idk why

[ornate kindle]

And dutch betrayed his gang, leading to his death

Or something like that

[agile obsidian]

Well in 1 dutch Is crazy

[ornate kindle]

And

In both death scenes there was snow

[shell stag]

Bro

How do you know the small details

[ornate kindle]

I keep an eye out

Arthur's death also includes betrayal

And he also died on a mountain

But with no snow

The three all died via mountain

[agile obsidian]

I think you're digging to far in man

[shell stag]

Except John

[ornate kindle]

Well John was straight up massacred but we'll ignore that part

[shell stag]

Johns death was acc so sad

[ornate kindle]

You guys know the truly sad part about both games?

[agile obsidian]

Ngl I cried

[shell stag]

He killed his old gang members just for him to die

Rockstar games got me emotional

Red dead’s storyline is beautiful

[floral panther]

Spoiled it

Jk

[shell stag]

Oh lmao

[agile obsidian]

What to hear a joke

[shell stag]

Share the joke

[agile obsidian]

Red dead online

It kills me to say that

[shell stag]

💀💀💀

Red dead online requires a lot of grinding

[ornate kindle]

Red dead online really emphasizes the dead part

[shell stag]

Last time I played red dead online was a year ago

[agile obsidian]

I'm past the grinding phase

Now it's boring

[shell stag]

There aren’t any greifers in online

As far as I know

[pine pier]

Guys

[shell stag]

Red dead online

[pine pier]

How much do you get from doing the vip contract

[shell stag]

Which one

[pine pier]

The first one

[shell stag]

Idk

[ornate kindle]

1 million guaranteed

If you finish everything

[agile obsidian]

gta fanboys criticize me saying red dead ain't enough making money so that's why they don't give it new content

[shell stag]

1 million?

That’s crazy

[ornate kindle]

At the end of Dre storyline you get 1 mil

Always

[real ocean]

Anyone interested in helping me complete the Human Raid heist?

[ornate kindle]

Lfg channels

People be like I need you as pack mule, you get almost nothing in return

Cayo and casino heist in a nutshell

[shell stag]

Someone said groupe sex instead of grupee sechs in the LFG channel for casino

[agile obsidian]

@ornate kindle facts

[ornate kindle]

Then you got the people who need like 10 people to help them sell like 10 different businesses

All in return for a cayo run

[agile obsidian]

In cayo which is better coke or paintings

[ornate kindle]

Coke

By a fair bit

Although it would be wise to grab a painting if there isn't good secondary loot on the route you take

Supposedly doing this solo

[agile obsidian]

Ok

[ornate kindle]

Usually if I have good loot on the main dock then I'm using the kosatka approach, but if there isn't even enough to fill my bag, and the airstrip has much better loot, I'd choose the longfin

[agile obsidian]

Not the velum

[ornate kindle]

That's only if you want to start off with filling your bag and potentially going into the compound with the supply truck, assuming both the truck and the guard outfit spawn at the airstrip

[agile obsidian]

Ok

[ornate kindle]

But it's always down to your choice and preference

[agile obsidian]

What if there's weed and the airstrip an 2 paintings ithe Mr Rubio's office which do you go for

[worthy cobalt]

was merkin the kid who sneak attacked me when i was doing a mission and killed me 3x while i was wiping out the enemies. then he ran away and when i was chasing after him "everyone disconnected" from the lobby 😆 dude took the ultimate L had to hit me off

[ornate kindle]

I'd say weed, I've learned a full bag of that pays a bit more than two paintings, but can't be sure

[agile obsidian]

Ok

[wintry heron]

If you have disguises at the airstrip then sure go for weed

[agile obsidian]

You guys like Johnny cash?

[wintry heron]

mo

no

https://tenor.com/view/carti-gif-23132052

[agile obsidian]

Who

[wintry heron]

[zealous scaffold]

can someone help me deliver some cocaine

[ornate kindle]

Lfg channels

[zealous scaffold]

k

[pine pier]

I am going to bed

[ornate kindle]

Goodnight

[agile obsidian]

Yeah bye

[pine pier]

I am gonna do more grinding tommrow

Goodnight everyone

[cold talon]

Is the weekly update today just asking?

[ornate kindle]

Tomorrow I think

[agile obsidian]

What day is it

[ornate kindle]

Things may still be balancing out

[cold talon]

Wednesday

[ornate kindle]

Wednesday

[agile obsidian]

Tomorrow

[cold talon]

Ok thanks

[ornate kindle]

Imagine the weekly update is centered around the bunker

Double money for bunker

[wintry heron]

weekly is tomorrow right

thursday

[ornate kindle]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

wednesday or thursday

today is wednesday

[ornate kindle]

Thursday

[agile obsidian]

It is hard to see in the dark with sunglasses on I bumped into like 5 women earlier

[wintry heron]

guys how do i start grinding after i intentionally reset myself by deleting main character

besides going to lfg

that's just boring easy cash

[dense oar]

Guys what’s the highest cut you can give another player on cayo?

[wintry heron]

that's why i wanna restart grinding

[ornate kindle]

Treasure hunts and vip work?

[ornate kindle]

85 percent

[wintry heron]

i feel like after dlc that changed

[dense oar]

Alr ty

[wintry heron]

just math it.

max cut is always 100

faxs

or bonus 150%

[ornate kindle]

I remember when you were able to give someone 0 percent

[wintry heron]

15% is ayght

but anything more for someone who doesn't do preps is a big no

and if you're feeling a lil generous, 20% at most

[ornate kindle]

Random asking for 40 percent

[wintry heron]

lmao

[agile obsidian]

Sometimes you have asshats that demand 25 percent

[ornate kindle]

I once had a random ask me for 60 percent

He didn't stay too long

[wintry heron]

if someone right off the bat asks for 20%, that just gets on my nerves

big no

just 5 more percent

don't care

that is just enough to afford all ammo

it literally takes like 8 mins or less. at max 10 to do cayo

[ornate kindle]

My strength stat is only 3 bars

Time to massacre the pier again

[agile obsidian]

@ornate kindleYES

[wintry heron]

the only time i decided to do a LFG cayo some dude asked for 50%

[terse mulch]

yeah theres alot of beggars in this server

[ornate kindle]

Imagine a random asking for 85

[wintry heron]

i gave it to him tho cause i had like 15 million

[agile obsidian]

Is lfg looking for group?

[wintry heron]

yeah

honestly lfg in this server is bad

65% of them are b2b s

[terse mulch]

its not that bad

[wintry heron]

some don't even tell you until they finish it

some fuckhead didn't tell me they glitched the heist until i did it

reported to r* instantly

they took action

😎

[terse mulch]

lol

[wintry heron]

rockstar?

taking action?

[worthy cobalt]

[ornate kindle]

Lfg be like, need pack mule to grab, you get next to nothing, meanwhile you put in half the work

[wintry heron]

no against my baklance

i asked them to remove 300k or so

cause it was illegit.

i fucking hate glitches

oh

i already modded 32b on one acc

game got so boring

grinding also boring

but i mean balancing it is diff story

gta is just boring in general

it isn't, i pvp n grind sometimes

[terse mulch]

i grief to have fun

[wintry heron]

it's meant with friends tbh

can't blame

i have a friend who plays gta sometimes but all he does is grief

[ornate kindle]

Driving around in the ramp buggy is kinda fun

[wintry heron]

it's fun to grief cause of reactions

pvp in gta 💀💀

same reason why i used to mod.

[wintry heron]

phantom wedge > cause you can actually see the vehicles get launched

[ornate kindle]

Yes

[wintry heron]

you need friends with nigthshark and blow others up

😎

[agile obsidian]

Yo if they just set the point of completion like just before you screen goes black there would be no heist glitch