🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

if our counterfeish count factory is making good money why cant we just take the money it makes??

[manic quail]

Because my pp always goes stone hard when i see them

[manic quail]

Cause its fake

[wintry heron]

i swear everybody that hated on r* for all the 9-10 years will get gta6 and suck rockstar off that way

unless they die, L

[manic quail]

Very easy to get caught

[torn ruin]

i think i’ve explained it before

lmao

[wintry heron]

then why the hell r people buying it from us

[manic quail]

IDK

[wintry heron]

for real money

[manic quail]

yeah

[wintry heron]

idiots

[manic quail]

it also baffles me

[wintry heron]

they get scammed so hard

[manic quail]

Just let them buy it

[torn ruin]

it works the same irl

[manic quail]

Lmao

[torn ruin]

so idk what’s wrong

😂

[manic quail]

Dont question those idiots

[torn ruin]

they probs bring it out of the country

maybe use them in somewhere shut

shit

[wintry heron]

also the hell am i selling to with my nightclub

[torn ruin]

u sell with custom cars

[wintry heron]

why do they want meth, coke, guns, random cargo, and fake money all together

what will they do with it

[fringe iron]

So when it’s 2 ppl on cayo the cooldown is 48 minutes?

[torn ruin]

yes

[mint zealot]

Sell it for a higher price or just keep it to themselves

[fringe iron]

I do it with 2 ppl anyway

[torn ruin]

ok

[wintry heron]

i hated the ULP missions cus he wouldnt shut the hell up about how hot it is

[torn ruin]

i hate ULP don’t give u shit for completing

except trade price for useless shit

[wintry heron]

i get it theres a heatwave how about you suck my balls iaa spy

[high rivet]

yo guys wanna go chill around in gta

[torn ruin]

that would be a workout

[wintry heron]

i played them for fun not for profit

[torn ruin]

🇦🇺

[wintry heron]

why austraila

hmm?

[torn ruin]

from

[mint zealot]

Cuz it's a cool country

[wintry heron]

i am not austraia

[wintry heron]

no its not

[mint zealot]

/continent

[wintry heron]

its very hot

[mint zealot]

Yeah but the people have funny accents

Makes up for the heat

[torn ruin]

it’s just 15 degrees rn

not that hot

it’s winter but

[wintry heron]

i think bryony makes bleeter posts about adulting every time the coffee machine breaks in the arena

[torn ruin]

idiot

[manic quail]

Wow

15 degrees in winter

[wintry heron]

we need oppressor mk3

[manic quail]

Thats pretty hot ngl

@torn ruin

[wintry heron]

and its just absolutely broken

but also like 1 billion dollars

[manic quail]

im surprised no kid havent pointed out that “iTs sUmMeR”

lmao surprised people know that its winter in southern hemisphere rn

[wintry heron]

nobody is surprised

[manic quail]

im surprised

[wintry heron]

no you arent

stop spreading misinformation

[manic quail]

yes i Am

8=D

[static shuttle]

8≠D

[ruby widget]

(.)(.)

[torn ruin]

size appropriate.

[manic quail]

Yours

[torn ruin]

dont have that one

[little shore]

Is rhe car cargo business worth it?

The*

[chrome copper]

✅

[static shuttle]

[knotty harness]

no

find a buddy to do cayo with and then do other missions while u wait for the cooldown

[thorny ginkgo]

Anyone from australia on here ?

[wintry heron]

Lol

[rocky timber]

Guys the new update

Is it for PS4 also

[wintry heron]

Only for samsung fridges

[wise hatch]

I think it is in Nokia as well

[wintry heron]

Nah I saw it in my cable box today

[slender stag]

nLg

[hexed fulcrum]

what weponized cars can I use in apartment heists, and doomsday let me know cepretaly because i can get confused, AKA make life easier

[wintry heron]

Rusty tractor is a good choice

[knotty harness]

what the fuck

is your english

anyway

[hexed fulcrum]

mmm i have it

[knotty harness]

use the toreador

[hexed fulcrum]

its really good bruh

[knotty harness]

toreador.

[hexed fulcrum]

57 days worth of grind

totally good

[knotty harness]

okay

[hexed fulcrum]

lol nah jk

[knotty harness]

hahahaha

[hexed fulcrum]

i got batmobile

i got tampa

[knotty harness]

toreador

[hexed fulcrum]

need to grind

[knotty harness]

vigilante is ok

[wise hatch]

Insurgent is good

[knotty harness]

toreador is good

[hexed fulcrum]

i got pick up costum

[knotty harness]

no

[ruby widget]

dune fav

[hexed fulcrum]

half track

[knotty harness]

ffs

[hexed fulcrum]

yep, gonna make it soon weponized

[wise hatch]

I mean it’s good with two people

[knotty harness]

those 2 people would be better off using toreadors

[wise hatch]

Fairs

[hexed fulcrum]

yeah, but in escort ulp halftrack is needed

[ruby widget]

lol

[hexed fulcrum]

because the other dumb thing they give u cant do it

[ruby widget]

lmao

[hexed fulcrum]

i mean like stop and then shoot

but half track can shoot mid driving

[knotty harness]

half track isn't needed

[hexed fulcrum]

totall worth my 3 million

[knotty harness]

for escorting ulp

you don't need any vehicle

[hexed fulcrum]

well, i have it

[knotty harness]

well congrats

next question

[hexed fulcrum]

yah

[forest sparrow]

is doing Security Contracts worth grinding or not

[ruby widget]

well just do it like the mission intended to

[ruby widget]

no

[forest sparrow]

I’ve been doing that for quite a while lmao

I earn 50k+ per mission

so I ain’t complaining

[knotty harness]

unrelated to what you asked but what's with your about me

[ruby widget]

alright

[hexed fulcrum]

do HEISTS

[forest sparrow]

ofc I know

[ruby widget]

vader?

[forest sparrow]

a just want be bothered uk

yk

[rocky timber]

Is Cayo b2b removed??

🗿

[knotty harness]

do you have that many people talking to you that you need to let them know what is going on

and yeah I meant vaders

[forest sparrow]

No

[rocky timber]

Hmm

[placid mica]

NLG

[rocky timber]

Yea

[ruby widget]

frfr

[forest sparrow]

got sum annoying ass holes spamming me sometimes

[rocky timber]

Bro what

[knotty harness]

all these terrible questions r pissing me off 😔

can yall ask better ones

[ruby widget]

guys is panther back?1?111!1

[knotty harness]

no

but I have it

on 2 accs

[placid mica]

Warkche sundras kjerkis

i made that up

[knotty harness]

english only pls

[ruby widget]

good

[rocky timber]

I understood that

[knotty harness]

verbal warn

[rocky timber]

Totally wasn't opening Google translate

😐

[ruby widget]

yeah @placid mica

[placid mica]

it's random English letters 😭

[forest sparrow]

💀

[placid mica]

i made that up 😭

[knotty harness]

#📜┃all-server-info

[placid mica]

STOP MINI MODDING EWO

[knotty harness]

[placid mica]

I WILL BANG UR WIFE

[knotty harness]

next time is warn

[forest sparrow]

[ruby widget]

lol

[forest sparrow]

more like

[cedar viper]

hello

[rocky timber]

Threesome!? 😀

[wise aurora]

nein

[knotty harness]

hello

[forest sparrow]

I’m down

[cedar viper]

mango must be typing something really big

[knotty harness]

I like your pfp @wintry heron

wrong channel

[cedar viper]

help

[wise aurora]

I once wrote an entire essay in Dutch just to piss my english teacher off

[cedar viper]

we need more

more fleeca

[wintry heron]

bruh gta on ps5 has alot of problems

[knotty harness]

a lot is 2 words

[wintry heron]

bro

[knotty harness]

I'm just saying

[cedar viper]

yes

[wise aurora]

Are you the grammar police

[ruby widget]

lol

[knotty harness]

no

[cedar viper]

sometimes the cut is bad

we were able to glitch the fleeca job last weekend but then they patched it

[forest sparrow]

Is there anyone who still does Fleeca

[cedar viper]

with crim enterprise

[wintry heron]

sometimes the game says im not signed into playstation and it dosent let me go back into the game for like 2 days

and my internet is fine

[cedar viper]

yes

[wintry heron]

bro do cayo💀💀💀

[forest sparrow]

y Fleeca

[wise aurora]

for me roads will just disappear and I can't accept invites to sessions

[cedar viper]

cayo sucks

cayo takes so long

[wintry heron]

good thing im not the only one

[cedar viper]

fleeca fast and good money

[wintry heron]

but you need two people

[cedar viper]

in the time you do 1 cayo we do 5 fleeca f

[knotty harness]

could be servers

[wintry heron]

cayo only 1

[knotty harness]

try using an ethernet cable

[wintry heron]

this never happened to me on ps4

[cedar viper]

better money

[knotty harness]

sometimes it is your internet

[wintry heron]

i do

[cedar viper]

we are better

[ruby widget]

j

[knotty harness]

well then yeah it's probably a server issue

[wintry heron]

bruh i played other online games while this happened and they worked just fine

my ping was on 30

[wise aurora]

I've contacted Rockstar about not being able to accept invites bc it's only GTA

[knotty harness]

it be like that sometimes

[cedar viper]

does someone have fleeca job?

[wise aurora]

A

[cedar viper]

we need someone with fleeca

[knotty harness]

wrong channel

[cedar viper]

they patched the glitch

[placid mica]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[wintry heron]

what glitch

[placid mica]

?tag r mod

[fallow mural]

This is not a glitching/modding server. DO NOT request help for/promote glitching

[cedar viper]

the infinite replace glitch

is dead npw

now

criminal enterprise kill

[placid mica]

mf no glitch talk

[cedar viper]

ok

[knotty harness]

these 2 are definitely Europeans

[wintry heron]

LMAOO

[cedar viper]

yes

[wintry heron]

im from antartica

[wise aurora]

I don't exist

[knotty harness]

no ur definitely not from canada

shame

[wintry heron]

relatable

[knotty harness]

and to think i complimented your pfp

[wise aurora]

You are French?

[cedar viper]

no

[wise aurora]

I hate the French

[ruby widget]

once i was playing gta in my house

[cedar viper]

im icelandic

[wise aurora]

I've never played GTA

[wintry heron]

💀💀💀

[ruby widget]

okay

[cedar viper]

you can do fleeca job

we need you

buy gta

for 50 dollars

[wintry heron]

bro you have an unhealthy obsession with fleeca

[cedar viper]

and do fleeca with us

invite me

[wise aurora]

I have obviously played GTA

[cedar viper]

no

i need fleeca

ok

[wise aurora]

I am a leve like 131

[cedar viper]

but do you have fleeca?

[wise aurora]

Not set up

[cedar viper]

yes

ok

buy a luxury apartment

[wintry heron]

r u guys talking about fleeca the apartment heist or the contract?????

[cedar viper]

we will settup

yes

[wise aurora]

But I am on PS4

[cedar viper]

we used to grind fleeca

with the glitch

is ok

[wintry heron]

200k every 30 min isnt that good

[cedar viper]

yes

[wise aurora]

and I'm not playing GTA atm

[wintry heron]

obviously 💀💀💀

[wise aurora]

I'm playing Rainbow Six Extraction

[modest sand]

bro fleeca is the best

[cedar viper]

we can get pc - ps4 identities on our computer

it doesn't matter if you are ps4

we are universal

[modest sand]

is pc pretty crap on gta online public?

[cedar viper]

what?

[ruby widget]

pc 2 is better

[modest sand]

pc lobbies?

ok

[cedar viper]

i remember when we used to play in mobile servers with pcs

on cod mobile

yes

[wintry heron]

ቤትህ ድረስ መጥቼ አሠቃይሃለሁ፣ ከዚህ በፊት ተሰምቶህ የማታውቀውን ሥቃይ አደርግሃለሁ፣ ጓደኞችህንና ቤተሰብህን እገድላለሁ፣ በእርጅና እስክትሞት ድረስ በየቀኑ ከባድ የአካልና የአእምሮ ሕመም ይሰማሃል፣ ምን ትረሳለህ? ምህረት ማለት እንኳን ይህንን ብትተረጉም ህመምህ የከፋ ይሆናል።

[cedar viper]

thats when we first got the identity tags

[wintry heron]

ሰይጣን በሁሉም የእግዚአብሔር ልጆች ላይ ፈቃዱን የሚጭንበት የፍርድ ቀን በእኛ ላይ ነው። ኦሚድ ኢየሱስ አያድንህ

[cedar viper]

ohhh

ancient egyptian?

[ruby widget]

egpytian only please

[wintry heron]

በአህያዬ ውስጥ ትልቅ ዲክን እወዳለሁ።

[cedar viper]

oh

that is some arabic thing

[wintry heron]

لا

انتِ عبيط

[ruby widget]

lol

[magic geyser]

Well shit

[wintry heron]

mb wrong server

i mean

nothing

[magic geyser]

I spent 200k on a car

[cedar viper]

ok

but

do you have fleeca?

[magic geyser]

Mango you need to put yourself in a pych ward

[wintry heron]

LMAOO

[cedar viper]

what

why?

[wintry heron]

በአህያዬ ውስጥ ትልቅ ዲክን እወዳለሁ።

[cedar viper]

fleeca best mission

yes

they need to undo the criminal enterprise update

so we can do fleeca glitch again

[wintry heron]

no

i made hella money from cargo

[cedar viper]

more in fleeca

[wintry heron]

i made like 10mil+

[cedar viper]

no

that's a lie

[wintry heron]

no

[cedar viper]

yes

[wintry heron]

thats not a lie

[cedar viper]

it is

what

[wintry heron]

snitch

[cedar viper]

snitches get thrown in the fish farm

[wintry heron]

💀💀

[cedar viper]

what

who is pavel?

OH MY GOD

[wintry heron]

bro you have been brain washed by fleeca

get help

it has effected your mental sanity

idek if that's a thing

"mental sanity"

ok

[cedar viper]

mental sanity?

what

oh

I remember when my dad told me about the saga of Erik the Red

[magic geyser]

Bruh this game

[cedar viper]

He went to Greenland

He got to eat yummy fish

all day long

while going to greenland

but

he went crazy

and his sanity left through the eyes

what

when

I AM FEEDING YOU TO THE FISH

[wintry heron]

dont do it

no

sotp

bro

i work at rockstar games

im the CEO

[cedar viper]

how do you send that

[wintry heron]

ill remove fleeca

[cedar viper]

icy face

NO

NO

NO

[wintry heron]

ill do it

[cedar viper]

NO

[wintry heron]

just wait untill the next update😈😈😈

[placid mica]

calm down

🥴

[cedar viper]

how do you send the faces

ok

[wintry heron]

you play fleeca so much you cant even speak english correctly

ill go delete it now brb

[cedar viper]

so where we got that platform identity changer?

[magic geyser]

Is bullying staff allowed lol 😂

[cedar viper]

anyone have fleeca?

[wintry heron]

welcome to fact or cap

[cedar viper]

yes

[wise aurora]

Flecca ain't even that good

[cedar viper]

it is

[wintry heron]

it wont be when its deleted😈😈😈

[cedar viper]

it fastest

NO

don't delete

dont

[wintry heron]

too late

[cedar viper]

no

[wintry heron]

next update

[cedar viper]

i see

[wintry heron]

its gonna be gone

[cedar viper]

next update in 5 billion years

you lazy

[wintry heron]

good point

no

[cedar viper]

amogus removal

[wintry heron]

bro

is it worth completing the facility heists

I want to get the trophy for act 3

shut up

[wintry heron]

do it

its fun

and I want free lester wanted levels

[cedar viper]

no fleeca

[wintry heron]

beside the juggernauts

[cedar viper]

lester gives fleeca

[wintry heron]

I'm act 1

you're act 1?

I did too preps so far

im act 5

I need set ups

[wintry heron]

then do the setups

[cedar viper]

i am act 20 for 20 fleeca job

[wintry heron]

igh ima find sum1 to do with

[cedar viper]

MMEMEM

FLEECA

NO ME

MEMEM

[wintry heron]

why do i have the urge to do fleeca all of the sudden

you have corrupted me

no

[frosty mirage]

where can i tune/upgrade the toreador?

[wintry heron]

he didnt even say anything💀💀

[wise aurora]

I think you can in your Kosatka

[frosty mirage]

it did not popup there

[magic geyser]

I hear wheel of fortune music

[wise aurora]

I'd google it

[frosty mirage]

LS Customs

[wise aurora]

I thought you meant like missiles

[wintry heron]

you wont

gta reports do nothing

lol

[boreal tulip]

Fax

[scenic sable]

When is the weekly update ?

[boreal tulip]

Thursdays

[scenic sable]

Ok

[wintry heron]

^^^

[wise aurora]

I've told multiple people to kill themselves on GTA and I still haven't been banned

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora well aren’t you a nice person

[boreal tulip]

LS Customs, Arena Workshop, Auto Shop

[wise aurora]

Greifers

[boreal tulip]

g r e i f e r s

New German word: Greifer

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora they don’t deserve to die irl though that’s to much it’s just a videogame

[boreal tulip]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[wise aurora]

I get competitive

[knotty harness]

I can't believe the one smart thing that came from this channel

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora that’s your fault then

[knotty harness]

was from ronaldoclearsuii

[wise aurora]

I don't care

[scenic sable]

@knotty harness what r u on about

[wise aurora]

I tell people that during table top games

[cedar viper]

anyone have fleeca?

[cedar viper]

do you have fleeca?

[scenic sable]

Idk

[cedar viper]

we will do your fleeca

for you

[wintry heron]

fleeca best heist

wait no

[wise aurora]

I'm not even playing GTA atm

[scenic sable]

I don’t play gta

[cedar viper]

want to do fleeca with us?

[wintry heron]

yes

no

[cedar viper]

we will hunt for fleeca a bit more

[wintry heron]

ok

wait no

i dodnt say that

[scenic sable]

I play with your moms instead

[cedar viper]

why

[scenic sable]

Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[wintry heron]

wait brb i gotta go beat my meat

[scenic sable]

What meat ?

[wise aurora]

My mother's dead so good luck

[cedar viper]

what does that mean?

[scenic sable]

Your dads ?

[wintry heron]

i dont have one

he left for the milk

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora 😂😂😂

[cedar viper]

we need lfg fleeca

[scenic sable]

@wintry heron so original

[wise aurora]

He is paralyzed

[glad kindle]

Wtf is leh berk

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora 😂😂😂CRIPLE

[cedar viper]

what is cayo

[wise aurora]

Dude it's not funny

He lives a hard life

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora it is 😂

[wise aurora]

He got into a car accident like 11 years ago

[cedar viper]

make fleeca lfg

[lament linden]

toxix

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora do you really think I give af

[wise aurora]

It's not funny

[cedar viper]

why are you using abnormal wordings?

[scenic sable]

@wise aurora you know your very original saying shit like my moms dead my dads retarded all that shit

No one’s gonna believe you lad

[cedar viper]

you are jargon

[wise aurora]

My dad can't walk

[cedar viper]

use real word

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-drama-drama-argument-political-gif-24419538

[cedar viper]

jargon man

[scenic sable]

Jargon man ? 😂

[cedar viper]

jargon man

yes

jargon man

[scenic sable]

What is jargon man ? 😂

[cedar viper]

you use weird wordings

you are abnormal

[wise aurora]

*you're

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-sundowner-mgr-metal-gear-rising-fail-gif-25830843

[scenic sable]

tell me how I use weird sentences

[cedar viper]

yo'ure

[scenic sable]

I’ll wait

[cedar viper]

jargon man

[cedar viper]

stop using jargon

"know your very original saying shit like my moms dead my dads retarded all that shit"

all weird words

from you

[scenic sable]

How that weird

[cedar viper]

you use jargon

[scenic sable]

I’m saying that to @wise aurora cos all he says is cap

[cedar viper]

that is all jargon

everything jargo

jargon

[mint zealot]

Damn leave the poor man alone, what did he do?

[cedar viper]

you have fleeca?

[scenic sable]

When you gonna stop sucking each other off 🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬

[cedar viper]

we need fleeca

[mint zealot]

Alr imma just sit back and watch this unfold

[cedar viper]

all words you use are jargon

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/choujeki-eating-popcorn-gif-14739088

[cedar viper]

we need your fleeca heist !!!mchngrl vs mchngrl!!!

[scenic sable]

@mint zealot bro 😂these two saying jargon man

[cedar viper]

that is you

you use jargon

[scenic sable]

[cedar viper]

in all your sentences

you use runic words

just like my granddad

what

no we are iceland

how

mango i know you for 28 years

we don't have egyptian

[wintry heron]

Huh?

[cedar viper]

fleeca?

do you have fleeca?

[fiery furnace]

Is this a joke

[cedar viper]

we will do fleeca with yo-u

[scenic sable]

@cedar viper is jargon for saying FLEECA ALL THE TIME

[wintry heron]

Nah

Ive only done 1 prison break set up💀

[cedar viper]

no fleeca is a normal word

[fiery furnace]

I've done it? If that's what ur asking

[cedar viper]

oh

[scenic sable]

Ur not normal

[cedar viper]

he did fleeca

we are normal

[cedar viper]

you are jargon with weird wordings

[fiery furnace]

Fleeca is pun for fleecer

[scenic sable]

Imagine grinding for money in gta 😂😂😂peasants

[wintry heron]

I dont got it sty

Sry

[cedar viper]

oh

[wintry heron]

Anywyas

[cedar viper]

ok

[scenic sable]

So where you when you where born @wintry heron

[cedar viper]

i been born in iceland

[scenic sable]

Unacceptable 😂

[wintry heron]

@loud knot cunt unblock me ive gotten what i wanted

[cedar viper]

you are also jargon with weird wording

[fiery furnace]

@cedar viper answer right here right now. What language does Egypt speak in 2022?

[boreal tulip]

Imagine not grinding for money in gta 😂😂😂 peasants

[cedar viper]

new egyptian

not old egyptian

[scenic sable]

Thing called shark cards bud @boreal tulip saves time

[cedar viper]

old egyptian different to new egyptian language

[fiery furnace]

Ok iq is something both of u clearly lack

[scenic sable]

[cedar viper]

what is iq?

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/colbert-popcorn-popcorn-stephen-colbert-eat-popcorn-popcorn2020-gif-16075618

[cedar viper]

im google

[mint zealot]

Yes

[scenic sable]

Do you have fleece @wintry heron

[boreal tulip]

I hope u jokin

[cedar viper]

oh

[mint zealot]

Yes fleeca

[boreal tulip]

Yeah it's a pretty nice warm jacket to have

[scenic sable]

@boreal tulip I hope your joking

[cedar viper]

ok

[mint zealot]

I have it

[cedar viper]

i look what iq mean

[boreal tulip]

you're*

[scenic sable]

@wintry heron do you have fleeca

[cedar viper]

it is some weird intelligence measuring tape

we need fleeca

[boreal tulip]

Fleece jackets are nice n' warm

[cedar viper]

make fleeca lfg

[boreal tulip]

lfg-apartment-heist-xbox

[cedar viper]

fleeca job

yes

[boreal tulip]

There already is
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc

[scenic sable]

@boreal tulip unlike some I don’t want to spend days on end grinding for money when I can just buy it 🤡

[cedar viper]

that also includes other stuff

[boreal tulip]

I hope you're jokin about that

[wintry heron]

Ik

[scenic sable]

@wintry heron fuck of wanker

[cedar viper]

we need dedicated fleeca

[scenic sable]

@boreal tulip nope

[cedar viper]

jargon man attacks again

[mint zealot]

jargon man

[cedar viper]

yes

[scenic sable]

I cba with these nobheads here sucking each other off saying jargon man byeee

[mint zealot]

Bye jargon man

[cedar viper]

how do i do the face?

i though they patch?

WIAIT

i will use it

again

[ivory torrent]

Whats the matter?

[cedar viper]

did they unpatch infinite fleeca?

that is how we use to do it

[boreal tulip]

Bro is really saying "🤡" to me when you're the one spending your life savings on virtual video game money 💀

[cedar viper]

before criminal business update we used fleeca replay video game

[ivory torrent]

Lol

[cedar viper]

mangoi

we can leave

they unpactched the fleeca replay

[ivory torrent]

You mean you didnt mean to ping me?

[cedar viper]

lets get out of here

[ivory torrent]

I could start it

[cedar viper]

we can do fleeca agian

goodbye

we are going to ascend to fleeca

bye

[ivory torrent]

Ok

[indigo prawn]

Hello

[boreal tulip]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc or DMs

[mint zealot]

G'day guvna

[indigo prawn]

Hi

[wise aurora]

Who actually buys Shark Cards?

[boreal tulip]

Yeah Ikr

[mint zealot]

You can

[boreal tulip]

That dumb ahh ronaldo nickname guy does

[cedar viper]

wait you can get banned for the infinite fleeca?

oh no

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-gif-24173010

[cedar viper]

how to not get detected

[mint zealot]

R* will know something is up if you keep earning money out of nowhere

[cedar viper]

we need fleeca

[wise aurora]

The only thing I bought other than the game was the criminal enterprise starter pack

[boreal tulip]

yes

[boreal tulip]

The only thing I bought in the game was...nothing

[cedar viper]

ok

[boreal tulip]

Got it on epic games for free

Premium edition

[cedar viper]

i found out how to not get detected

i see you later

[mint zealot]

Bye soap

[wise aurora]

I just bought the criminal enterprise starter pack for the 1 mil so I could buy an Arcade and do the Diamond Casino heist

[boreal tulip]

Yuh

Criminal enterprise is kinda worth it

[wise aurora]

Only 10 dollars

[boreal tulip]

For me it was free

[wise aurora]

I had the premium but then broke my first PS4 before I got to play it and lost it

[boreal tulip]

Rip

[wise aurora]

and I just got the regular one when I went back

[mint zealot]

How do you break a Ps4?

[boreal tulip]

Bruh

Think

How do you break electronics in general

[mint zealot]

I mean I don't see why anyone would purposely smash it with a hammer

[boreal tulip]

Bruh

[mint zealot]

[boreal tulip]

Just tell me

How do u break electronics in general

Accidentally

[mint zealot]

dropping them?

[boreal tulip]

And there you will get the answer for your ps4

[boreal tulip]

Exactly

[wintry heron]

#🎮lfg-cayo-ps

[boreal tulip]

Or spilling liquids on them

[mint zealot]

I've dropped my Ps4 a couple of times and it still works like new

[boreal tulip]

Or something else

[wise aurora]

I dropped mine outside

[boreal tulip]

Then you lucky as hell

Or you dropped it on your carpet

Or your bed

[boreal tulip]

Daaang

[mint zealot]

I dropped it on my toes actually

I was in pain for a week

[boreal tulip]

Lol toes are soft af

I mean soft af compared to concrete or something

[mint zealot]

True

[wise aurora]

I dropped mine on gravel

But it worked after that

[boreal tulip]

[wise aurora]

But when I was pluging some stuff in it fell off of my entertainment center

and that's when it broke

[mint zealot]

F

[boreal tulip]

Dang, both falls happened in the span of 5 mins?

Or something

[wise aurora]

Yes

[boreal tulip]

Rip

[glossy prism]

I think i will try and do criminal mastermind chellamge

Next time i will be playing

[mint zealot]

chellamge

[glossy prism]

Yes

[boreal tulip]

chellamge

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-gif-25758474

[glossy prism]

A dog with a hot dog

The criminal mastermind challenge gives 10 million right?

[mint zealot]

yes

[glossy prism]

Hell yeah

[mint zealot]

But it's pretty hard to do

[glossy prism]

I will be able to buy all the businesses

[glossy prism]

That's why i need a good crew that will be willing to help a rank 26

[mint zealot]

LMAO

Rank 26 attempting CMM

[glossy prism]

Shushshsh

[mint zealot]

Good luck

[glossy prism]

I'm good at gaming

I'm a great driver too

[mint zealot]

Have you played Metal Gear Rising

[glossy prism]

Unstoppable i must say

[glossy prism]

I'm not THAT gay

[mint zealot]

Cringe

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-gigachad-jetstream-sam-sam-jetstream-metal-gear-rising-gif-26008071

[humble moth]

For the replay glitch you have to leave as soon as you hand over the bag right

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-cool-cool-cool-jake-peralta-raymond-holt-brooklyn99-gif-18005285

[humble moth]

Ty

Oh holt and jake

[mint zealot]

I lov b99

[humble moth]

Me too!

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328

[glossy prism]

But atleast i'm not running over people with my epic cool mega rad super amazing Duke o death

[forest harness]

toreador vs duelexo?

[glossy prism]

Faggio mod

Yes my favorite vehicle

[sullen osprey]

What’s the best way to find friends that play gta because none of my friends do

[valid stratus]

Does the cooldown of cayo go down also when you ofline or only when youre online?

[ruby widget]

offline

[boreal tulip]

More like 12 million

[boreal tulip]

💀

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-gif-24173010

[tired flume]

How do i keep my nightclub popularity high?

[dusky shale]

Is cash factory worth running? I have nc, bunker, coke and meth and I have a friend to help me

[boreal tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

How original that joke was

[glossy prism]

I will be able to buy all the businesses and a car

Nice

[boreal tulip]

d u e l e x o

New Italian word

[ruby widget]

make friends that play gta

[quick dock]

Anyone want to play Prison Break

[sullen osprey]

I didn’t think of that

[scenic sable]

Toreador by a country mile the deluxe is so slow

[sullen osprey]

Should I buy a Strindberg

Stromberg

[humble moth]

no

Like toreador exists

[sullen osprey]

I have toreador

[magic geyser]

I have none

[scenic sable]

Bye something else then if you own toreador the stromburf is useless

Bye a stun gun

There more fun

[boreal tulip]

Strindberg

[boreal tulip]

Stromburf

People over here trippin with the Stromberg spelling

[wise hatch]

How can I start the pay phone hits

It says me that I have to become a leader

[gritty perch]

Have the delivery vehicle upgrades always been there for special cargo or just since the DLC?

[wintry heron]

Always

[torn ruin]

sexbug

[mint zealot]

considering that the gta online fanbase is mostly made up of kids under 13 it should be expected

[hexed fulcrum]

no stromberg is called stockborg

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

He prolly press F instead of G, easy mistake

[wintry heron]

Familiar name I must say

[radiant crown]

My NC's warehouse is stuck with 0/10 South American Inports. Any help?

[mint zealot]

Close it and open it again

[radiant crown]

You mean the business?

[mint zealot]

Yes

[boreal tulip]

None of the technicians are working on it

[radiant crown]

Already tried that

[radiant crown]

They're

[boreal tulip]

Oh

Then I don't know

[radiant crown]

It's an old bug

[mint zealot]

If closing it and opening it again doesn't work then just leave it running

It should eventually fix itself

[radiant crown]

Yeah I guess so

[fallen ether]

MC Bike Service / shop, when do I start to get customers? It's been a few days since I got the upgrade

[mint zealot]

You mean the motorcycle workshop for the MC club?

[pale sky]

what is that username

[mint zealot]

yes

[fallen ether]

yea that

[mint zealot]

That only allows you to modify motorcycles in the MC club

[boreal tulip]

No that's not what rio is talking about

[mint zealot]

It doesn't generate money

[boreal tulip]

The bike service is a new thing

[mint zealot]

Oh

I haven't played in a while

[nova galleon]

I haven’t visited mine since the update I need to try it today

[pale sky]

the new update name is goofy

criminal enterprise

[boreal tulip]

How

is that goofy

[boreal tulip]

s

[pale sky]

when i heard theres a new criminal enterprise update i thought it was the pack you get when you buy the game

[tranquil bay]

can someone help me with prison break set up

[boreal tulip]

It says "criminal enterpriseS" tho

It's plural

So it's different

Your reading is just goofy

xd

[boreal tulip]

lfg-apartment-heist-xbox

[pale sky]

its literally a 1 letter difference

[boreal tulip]

I was joking rbuh

bruh

[gritty perch]

Damn it!

[boreal tulip]

Just found out about them?

Rip

[fallen ether]

Yes, I know. When will I start getting customers? I check the paint oven at every session.

[fallen ether]

No worries, then.

[mint zealot]

If we're talking about the same thing, then you won't generate money at all with it, since it only serves the purpose of being able to modify your motorcycles at your motorcycle clubhouse

[fallen ether]

No, we're not talking about the same thing at all. Google for "gta online bike service".

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-help-me-michael-cera-gif-22176171

[wintry heron]

For some people it's bugged rn ig

Same with Autoshop

[fallen ether]

Ok, thx

[static shuttle]

https://c.tenor.com/sxHEQp4jf-gAAAAM/he-needs-help-badly-janet.gif

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoshi-gif-25351466

[pallid osprey]

Pg ps4 anyone

Dm me

[pine pier]

Oh wait

I think you need the criminal Enterprise pack.

Welp

I guess selling motorcycles is easy money

[remote dune]

what to do if my fucking kosatka wont spawn in on map or anything

[pale sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725773402756874340/1003602962133811271/mixed_1.webm

[candid crater]

bro I been getting bonds 3x

[static shuttle]

buy a new one

[candid crater]

in a row

[mint zealot]

Doesn't work :(

[remote dune]

no

[pale sky]

its a special video

pc only

[mint zealot]

Zamn

[static shuttle]

cool, idk why but I've been consistently getting the pink diamond every single time with the same secondary loot and everything

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-pirates-gif-9227372

[tame sleet]

I hate the new update.

[mint zealot]

Thank you Lord Shrek, very informative

[tame sleet]

Your welcome

[dusky shale]

I've had that happen. I've got tequila 4 times in a row now

[south ibex]

best delivery car for nightclub?

[candid crater]

mines atleast not tequila phew

but it really doesnt matter

2ndary gets tuned

[mint zealot]

Mule

[static shuttle]

speedo

[mint zealot]

Nvm I meant pounder

Got em mixed up

[wintry heron]

Rusty tractor

[south ibex]

for big sales

pounder ig

[static shuttle]

you can't really choose what vehicle you will get unless you choose how much to sell

[mint zealot]

Technically you can by not purchasing the other vehicles, you'll be forced to use the one you have

[pine pier]

Hmmm

Is selling motorcycles worth it?

[south ibex]

I only have speedo #broke

[rare kernel]

Hii is there any indian here who plays gta online on playstation?

[wise hatch]

Is avenger worth buying?

[tired flume]

How do i keep my nightclub popularity high?

[wise hatch]

There are missions for it

[nova galleon]

i think it's worth it if you already have the setup for it

[nova galleon]

under the menu at the computer, nightclub management. if it's really low you can book a new dj for a big bump, but that costs money

[wise hatch]

?

[nova galleon]

but each smaller popularity mission is worth about one bar, including tossing drunks

[pine pier]

To me its only worth it to grief players that want to grief other players

[wise hatch]

Ahaan okay

[elfin shuttle]

I got a strippers number in my phone

[indigo void]

Can someone do the agatha baker missions with me?

[wise aurora]

I am gonna collect them all like infinity stones

[elfin shuttle]

Same

[wise aurora]

Thanos and his infinity hoes

[elfin shuttle]

But i gotta look at pixelated tits for like 5 minutes before i can get the #

[wise aurora]

Do you flirt with them?

[elfin shuttle]

I touch

[wise aurora]

I flirt

I hit them with the

[elfin shuttle]

I got juliets ass in my face

[wise aurora]

I wanna unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole like a Boa Constrictor

[elfin shuttle]

Ima go say that rn

Yo

Whats your level

[wise aurora]

A little higher than 130

I don't know the exact

[elfin shuttle]

Could you maybe like carry me in a cayo

Ill like give you juliets number

[wintry raven]

ayo what's the payphone thingy that's making everyone a lot of money

[wise aurora]

Juliet is nothing

[wise aurora]

Payphone hits?

[wintry heron]

Gotta play gta 3 to find out

[wintry raven]

yeah I think so

[elfin shuttle]

Im bouta do one rn

[wintry raven]

idk I opened this game after quite a while

so how much does the payphone thing pay

[wise aurora]

15k but if you get the bonus it's 85k

[wintry heron]

How're public lobbies being like after DLC

[ruby widget]

populated more than ever

almost every lobby is more than 20 players

[wintry heron]

rly?

[ruby widget]

yeah

well that’s my experience

[wintry heron]

Is that the reason why I can't join in any public lobby

Hey quick question I've just joined the online back after 3 years and everything is so new so I'm asking what's a good early game money making I'm trying to save for sub I've heard it's good

[ruby widget]

idk i can join them significantly faster

[wintry heron]

robbing stores

they buffed it

20k every store robbery

• tax

[wintry heron]

agency

@wintry heron bro

My mini map doesn't have any roads. Or building.. anyone know the fix?

[weary wren]

Guys

[wintry heron]

Just saying I'm like LVL 12 bruh

?

[wintry heron]

restart the game

[weary wren]

Can i report player here?

[wintry heron]

missions?

[ruby widget]

buy shark cards

[ruby widget]

expand it

[wintry heron]

try the CEO jobs

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

quick join heists?

Might be modders giving you modded cash though

Risky choice

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-ping-troll-discord-gif-20744771

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

It's been like this for a week or so.. i restarted it.. rebooted the console too

[wintry raven]

and how much time does it take on an average

[wintry heron]

Ye that's what I've done most of the time I'm at like 1.1 mill from just bountys slasher and 2 step verification bonus

[wintry heron]

Even in expanded form i only see the icons no roads

[wintry raven]

ayo what's the 2 step verification bonus

[ruby widget]

maybe you changed some settings then

[wintry raven]

and this point I'll do anything for money

[wintry heron]

oh?

[wintry heron]

Verify you're account on social club for I think 500,000

Or 250,000

500k? what a scam

[teal stream]

anyone like phonk?

[ruby widget]

j

[wintry heron]

can’t even buy a half decent car w that

[wintry heron]

Restored it to default still nothing

[wintry raven]

alr bet

[ruby widget]

delete your social club account

[wintry heron]

It's good for like beginning money

[teal stream]

500k

[wintry heron]

get a kuruma L

U can buy high end apartment and do house heists immediately

[manic quail]

No

[torn ruin]

sex

[manic quail]

Vacca is half decent

[wintry heron]

Wouldn't that reset my progress?

[manic quail]

Infernus is half decent

[wintry heron]

maybe

faggio

[wintry heron]

good

[manic quail]

BRO

faggio is like 30k