🚔┃gta-discussion

[summer bison]

Fr

[blissful plinth]

huge tgg fan here

[wintry heron]

Agreed

[wintry heron]

as huge as mi....

nvm

ok

Shushshh

what was the oxygen formula

H2O

[blissful plinth]

why you being mean man

[wintry heron]

oh water

[wintry heron]

that’s water

[blissful plinth]

my mommy let me use her phone for 2 min

[wintry heron]

Ummm

[wintry heron]

[loud knot]

aw. Return it

[wintry heron]

bro are you even on the age for discord

[wintry heron]

That's weird..

incoming ban

That's water formula

[loud knot]

Ong

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron what is your age

[wintry heron]

18

Why ask

?

[wintry heron]

yeah i just had to shift topic rlly quick

don’t lie

..

I am

show me your birth certificate

[patent nexus]

Bro I was never told about this car it's the coolest thing I've ever seen

[loud knot]

He lied!!

[wintry heron]

LMAO

[blissful plinth]

the game stop we went too had g t a but the bartender wouldn’t let me buy it

[wintry heron]

Lol

[summer bison]

And your cc

[wintry heron]

bro you're not even at home rn stop capping

this guy tryna avoid my 1v1

[patent nexus]

Okay fuck you @rustic notch

[wintry heron]

what car

[loud knot]

Fuck u @rustic notch

[wintry heron]

@rustic notch i don't blame you

[patent nexus]

Literally why can I not send gyazo links 😭

[blissful plinth]

Ok guys my mommy is taking this phone back don’t send any inappropriate messages she will read it

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jajaja-hahaha-gif-22970761

[loud knot]

Bc it's got lester doing stuff

[loud knot]

Fuck you boi

😹

[wintry heron]

dick

[blissful plinth]

Who are you people

[wintry heron]

who are you

[blissful plinth]

🤯

[patent nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801574251093819393/1003487539153354853/unknown.png

[loud knot]

Fr

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001644971356606544/ezgif.com-gif-maker_11.gif

[blissful plinth]

you do not talk to my son like that you understand me or else I will file a lawsuit to sue you you understand me kid

[wintry heron]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Hi user's mom

How r u?

dude is tryna hit

💀

Lol

[loud knot]

I'm not even scared

[blissful plinth]

I’m okay just tryna get some rest and this kid wanted 100 dollar worth of v bucks currency what ever that is

[loud knot]

I'm laughing rn.

[wintry heron]

Tell him to work..done

[blissful plinth]

so you people are the people my son plays games with?

[wintry heron]

Problem solved

[loud knot]

@rustic dune look at this 😹

[wintry heron]

Not all of us

[loud knot]

Bruh is he even of age?

[wintry heron]

I just met him today

[loud knot]

Lmao same

[wintry heron]

This is a big community mam

[loud knot]

Yes

[blissful plinth]

my son keeps begging me for v buck should I get it for him?

[patent nexus]

@wintry heron Remind me in like 7 days if you actually wanna 1v1, I'll probably be home by then

[wintry heron]

No

[loud knot]

No.

[wintry heron]

bro is in antarctica

Tell him to work his ass off to get it

[loud knot]

I'll remind u when I get a PC

[wintry heron]

Life ain't that easy

[patent nexus]

[blissful plinth]

he’s 5 and I don’t want him talking to people until he’s at least 15

[wintry heron]

Ahh

Wait wha

[rustic dune]

who keeps pinging me 💀 i've had like 5 ghost pings here today

[wintry heron]

5

[loud knot]

😹😹

[wintry heron]

😂

[wintry heron]

m

💀

[blissful plinth]

I wish I knew that he was talking to you guys before

[wintry heron]

this is troll

Haha

[loud knot]

I pinged u a few messages up

[wintry heron]

Damn

He's 5 huh

[loud knot]

Mods

[summer bison]

[wintry heron]

I'm done rn..5 huh😂

Gosh

[rustic dune]

lmao wtf

[summer bison]

5 and a half?

[wintry heron]

Nahh

[loud knot]

Fr

[blissful plinth]

he wanted and inappropriate game called g t a but the GameStop guy said it was to violent with nudity

[wintry heron]

Not even 5 maybe

[wintry heron]

Well it's true

[loud knot]

Gta isntt bad at all.

[summer bison]

His b day in like 2 weeks

[patent nexus]

Ruffian my beloved

[loud knot]

It's a good game.

[wintry heron]

Haha

[loud knot]

There's a shoe store u can get shoes at!

[wintry heron]

Yeah..if played correctly

[loud knot]

[wintry heron]

U can expand ur knowledge about business

[blissful plinth]

Okay thank you all so much I will make sure he isn’t playing inappropriate games or talking to random strangers

[rustic dune]

GTA V doesn't even have nudity

[loud knot]

No he needs to play gta

[wintry heron]

Haha

[patent nexus]

I played with your son yesterday and I'm shocked, he wanted to hire and murder prostitutes and kept threatening with pulling my IP and killing me irl

[wintry heron]

😂

[rustic dune]

There's a cutscene with nudity in the story which you can skip and optional nudity in the online mode

[wintry heron]

Gosh

[rustic dune]

💀

[wintry heron]

Don't encourage her 🤣

[wintry heron]

gta is very family friendly

[loud knot]

Fr!

[wintry heron]

it's true, i was the IP

[patent nexus]

It's true (real!)

[blissful plinth]

Oh my lord he was I’m so sorry if you got offended by that and I will make sure to ground him and warn him about going on the inter

[loud knot]

Its true, I was the prostitutes

[patent nexus]

Bro did you just dox my IP as vl.av.e.n?

[wintry heron]

Haha

[summer bison]

And I was the car

[wintry heron]

What da hell did u just dm meh @wintry heron

🙂

[blissful plinth]

The GameStop guy also said there is violent weapons and/or blood in the video game

[wintry heron]

just a random meme

[wintry heron]

Not really

[wintry heron]

sue the gamestop guy for fraud and lies

It has it's own good side

[summer bison]

That’s some shneider Baha’i or

[wintry heron]

gta is an educational game

[blissful plinth]

Oh really

[summer bison]

Behavior*

[wintry heron]

teaches you to avoid social interaction

[proud turtle]

tf

[summer bison]

And stocks

[wintry heron]

which can be good amongst these viruses

[blissful plinth]

Does it help with math because I can’t seem to help him every night my brain is just to old

[patent nexus]

How to do a sick drift

[wintry heron]

I mean yeah..if u play it with good intentions

yeah whenever you use an oppressor mk2 (the best vehicle in game) you actually need to press numbers

[summer bison]

I meant Dan shneider and behavior

[wintry heron]

Yeah..

[blissful plinth]

Oh ok I’ll let him try it out thank you

[wintry heron]

Counting the money he has

In the game

[blissful plinth]

oppresser?

[wintry heron]

Can make him improve

[pine pier]

Yo guys

[blissful plinth]

what is that some sort of illegal weapon?

[wintry heron]

Yo

[pine pier]

What should i buy

MC business or save for bunker

[wintry heron]

Ahh.. only pistols

No harm

[wintry heron]

it actually oppresses bad thoughts

which is friendly for children

vital for their brain development

[wintry heron]

Save

Or the three of em

[pine pier]

Anyone else?

[patent nexus]

Yeah, it's a murder weapon that shoots heat-seeking missiles that target pregnant women and children, it's horrible!

[wintry heron]

no way!

[blissful plinth]

oh ok tysm it’s better for these youngsters not to be exposed to these voilent games

[blissful plinth]

Oh lord

[wintry heron]

Haha

That's just a joke

Gosh i love this community

[pine pier]

Fr

[wintry heron]

i don't

[pine pier]

It do be chad

[pine pier]

get out

Jk

[wintry heron]

Haha

[wintry heron]

i hate this community with the most i can but i love the game

[summer bison]

Ha that’s funny

[wintry heron]

and still hate the game

[blissful plinth]

let me ask my cousin to see if it’s family friendly ok tysm yo I guys

[wintry heron]

Bye mam

Have a guud day

[pine pier]

Guys

[wintry heron]

Yo

[pine pier]

Should i get a MC business or Save for bunker

[wintry heron]

All of em

[summer bison]

Nightclub

[wintry heron]

It's guud money

[wintry heron]

neither. p

[loud knot]

No Mam it's a good educational game.

[patent nexus]

hello guys why did rock star nerf the oppresser! what is a new good veicle for killing

[wintry heron]

Then buy the nightclub..good passive income

[pine pier]

are you insane

[wintry heron]

oppressor >>>> jets

[loud knot]

The uhm opp mk1

[summer bison]

Yea

[wintry heron]

It's cheap

[summer bison]

It’s better

[patent nexus]

too much efort!!!

[wintry heron]

Only couple of mils

[pine pier]

I dont have the money bro

[wintry heron]

mk2 made everyone that suffered from skill issues cry to rockstar

mk2 took actual skills

[loud knot]

@patent nexus ilyy

[summer bison]

It has gay tony what more could you want

[wintry heron]

you needed to know how to turn around

and getting on it can be difficult

[patent nexus]

ok

[wintry heron]

Do heist

[pine pier]

I WOULD

[wintry heron]

Then do it

[summer bison]

But?

[pine pier]

but i got no one to play with

[loud knot]

Say it back

[wintry heron]

not surprising

i wouldn't play with you either

all jokes

[summer bison]

Lfg do that

[patent nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[jovial zealot]

Anyone know how to get lester to contact you again for the next casino heist its been on cooldown for the entire day now

[wintry heron]

@patent nexus love is in the air

[loud knot]

Bro nah your About me tho your a guy 😒

[wintry heron]

Cayo heist can solo

[loud knot]

Yes u do

[pine pier]

Just be patient

[pine pier]

I just started doing heists.

[wintry heron]

abuse him

[patent nexus]

@pine pier Bro if you're gonna catfish make your bio more subtle 😭

[wintry heron]

beat his disabled ass

[summer bison]

Steal his cane

[loud knot]

Ye fr

[pine pier]

i am not

totally

[covert cedar]

how do i get plasma cutters

in gather intel

[pine pier]

Give me ur soul

[wintry heron]

life advice: there are no females on discord

[patent nexus]

Prove it, crash with a car 10 times in 5 seconds or you're not really a woman

[wintry heron]

if you want a female, outside is an alternative option

[jovial zealot]

I literally completed it yesterday the cooldowns meant to be like 20 minutes

[covert cedar]

bc i need plasma cutters for heist

[patent nexus]

[unique owl]

let's go another rare special crate from the npc

[wintry heron]

send @pine pier feet pics

[covert cedar]

how do i get plasma cutters

[pine pier]

AESDBFGT

RDFESWAV

[covert cedar]

im good

[loud knot]

Take him to the shoe store

[covert cedar]

how do u get plasma cutters

[pine pier]

ok

[summer bison]

Wait they send us or we send them

[loud knot]

Feet pics when

[pine pier]

In ur dreams

[wintry heron]

send @summer bison feet pics

[pine pier]

Noob

[covert cedar]

how

do

i get

plasma cutters

[wintry heron]

spam

ban him

[summer bison]

With set up

[loud knot]

By sending me feet pics rn

[covert cedar]

wdym?

[wintry heron]

yeah @covert cedar

[summer bison]

Do the set ups in the sub that are in equipment tab

[loud knot]

@covert cedar

[summer bison]

Or if you got bearer bonds you’ll need to get a code

[covert cedar]

i only got cutting torch and other stuff but no plasma cutters

[loud knot]

[covert cedar]

do i need scope it out or some

[wintry heron]

whats your primary target

[pine pier]

o k

[summer bison]

What was your primary

[pine pier]

Guys

DO

I

BUY

[covert cedar]

madrazo

LOL

[pine pier]

A MC business

[covert cedar]

OH WAIT

[loud knot]

Send feet pics

[pine pier]

Or save for a bunker

[wintry heron]

you can't get plamsa cutters with madrazo files

[patent nexus]

YOU BUY

A HANGAAR

[summer bison]

Nightclub

[patent nexus]

Fuck you @rustic notch

[pine pier]

in your dreams

[loud knot]

HANGAR AND MOLOTOK GREIF @pine pier

[summer bison]

Crap I don’t remember that was like 5 years ago

[patent nexus]

You will buy an ultralight and you will enjoy it

[loud knot]

So pro

[pine pier]

Ok

[summer bison]

Just not a molotok

[pine pier]

Buying MC Business

[loud knot]

@patent nexus u got time for feet pics

[summer bison]

Which one

[patent nexus]

See that's the new meta, grief with the Molotok to tarnish its reputation

[pine pier]

The cheapest one

[patent nexus]

No I have too many of them in my dms

[loud knot]

ong lol

[loud knot]

Send rn

[summer bison]

Go for the coke or meth

[summer bison]

Pwetty pwease

[pine pier]

I said cheapest one

[patent nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

[loud knot]

[stuck wedge]

Cheapest is doc forgery which isn't worth it at all

[summer bison]

Ok ok jeez I’m sorry

Yea forgery sux

[pine pier]

I dont care

[patent nexus]

@pine pier You should destroy other players' cargo, you get cash and rp for it

[summer bison]

Buy coke house

[late marsh]

[summer bison]

Or cash creation

[patent nexus]

You should also buy the Molotok, it's an op jet

[summer bison]

Just not forgery

[pine pier]

I am now poor

[ornate kindle]

[summer bison]

What did you buy

[pine pier]

MC Business

[patent nexus]

Shark cards

And then molotok

[ornate kindle]

Man spreading the bad advice

[pine pier]

NO

[summer bison]

Which one

[pine pier]

I am not a P2W player

[pine pier]

The 650K one

[summer bison]

How the hell am I supposed to know which one that is

[late marsh]

It’s probably the one in Palito bay

[ornate kindle]

Document forgery

[summer bison]

Is it meth coke weed cash or plates

[ornate kindle]

I know the prices

[pine pier]

Uh i dont know

[ornate kindle]

It's the cheapest possible one

[pine pier]

search it up

[patent nexus]

Me neither, I only play fair
I like to grief low levels with thermal lazer for example, it's fair though because they can go passive

[ornate kindle]

It's document forgery

[nova galleon]

Oh no

[summer bison]

Should’ve just saved up for vehicle or cargo

[pine pier]

I dont need a vehicle warehouse

[wintry heron]

Damn

[pine pier]

I already have a cargo warehouse

[late marsh]

There’s no downside in saving up money in this game you’re better off just sitting on that cash until you can buy something that generates you a lot of money and you know what you’re doing.

[summer bison]

Which size

[ornate kindle]

Expensive cars go brrrrr

[pine pier]

Small

[late marsh]

It’s a trap that most new players fall into every fucking time

[ornate kindle]

Arcade games go brrrrrr

[summer bison]

Ok okay save up for nightclub use one of the people that works for you and put them on cargo

[patent nexus]

They're cool tho

[ornate kindle]

Nightclub is the most expensive business to set up my guy

[summer bison]

Goddamnit it is?

[late marsh]

I never said you couldn’t or you shouldn’t, just said it would be better to spend your money on cars once you have a stable income. Mostly mid to late game

[ornate kindle]

Absolutely

[summer bison]

Fuck

[patent nexus]

You should also buy jets because they're cool

Not the molotok tho

[ornate kindle]

You need every other business to generate stock for the nightclub

[patent nexus]

NO

[late marsh]

Just get the bunker make sure it’s not the shitty cheapest one towards Palito bay preferably Chumash or the one near the airstrip in Sandy shore.

[ornate kindle]

And you gotta pay for vehicles and technicans

[summer bison]

You said t o buy shark cards then buy molotok

[polar ravine]

what property allows you to source different vehicles and such?

[late marsh]

Unless you’re confident of business battles but considering this person is likely new good luck with that

[ornate kindle]

My farmhouse bunker go brrrrr

[wintry heron]

vehicle warhouse

[patent nexus]

I know, it would be funny if she wasted her money

The molotok is fucking horrible

[summer bison]

It would and it is

[ornate kindle]

Nah nightclub straight will not work unless you have the other businesses

[patent nexus]

[pine pier]

W

[ornate kindle]

Unless you plan on grinding popularity missions

[late marsh]

Only if you want to make the big boy bucks and on top of that you have to pay for storage for those crates and or cargo in general. But since the person said they already have a small warehouse then it’s fine

[pine pier]

Where the fuck are my workers

[summer bison]

You baought the nightclub

[pine pier]

WHERE

THE FUCK

[late marsh]

Setup mission

[loud knot]

@blissful plinth mam

[pine pier]

Are my workers

[wintry heron]

Haha

[polar ravine]

anyone tryna dogfight

[patent nexus]

Whenever I see a molotok I never know if it's a competitive dogfighter who's confident enough in their skills to fight with the molotok, or if it's some poor soul who has no idea how much of a disadvatage they're at

[summer bison]

Set it up mate

[patent nexus]

It's almost always the latter though lol

[mint zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907175358841884692/1003495199164600452/obama-beatbox-ytshorts.savetube.me.mp4

[polar ravine]

lazer better

wayyyy better

[summer bison]

Starling way better that laser

[loud knot]

Iss pro

[patent nexus]

Wait really???

[polar ravine]

if your good with the starling you can beat anyone

[patent nexus]

I thought the molotok was op

[ornate kindle]

This chat makes my brain hurt

[patent nexus]

The professional said it can land pretty good

[polar ravine]

it’s a good jet. just not the best

no where near the best

[patent nexus]

😐

[summer bison]

Blimp solos

[patent nexus]

Jokes aside

The Molotok is horrendous lmao

[ornate kindle]

Only aircraft I have is the ultralight

Best aircraft ever

[summer bison]

Fr

[patent nexus]

It's op!!!!!

[ornate kindle]

Ikr

[polar ravine]

sea breeze better

[ornate kindle]

Nah get the ultralight

[patent nexus]

EVERYTHING is better

Even a Hydra without vtol tricks is better than the Molotok in a df

[polar ravine]

sea breeze is fun bc if someone’s on your ass just dive into water and watch them look stupid

[summer bison]

Scramjet better

[ornate kindle]

Unless you count the avenger then yeah that as well

[patent nexus]

Also, the Pyro does almost everything the Molotok does, but better

[ornate kindle]

Toreader go brrrrrr

[polar ravine]

talkin aircraft

[crisp fable]

Anyone wanna hop in music no talk with me

[polar ravine]

pyro is the best jet in the game lol

[patent nexus]

Pyro is pretty sick tbh but I don't use it a lot

[patent nexus]

I'd hardly call it the best

[ornate kindle]

I miss when the hydra was the best

[polar ravine]

it’s sorta hard to aim, but a good person with the pyro can easily fuck anyone in any other jet

[patent nexus]

It's the fastest (without glitches) and extremely agile, but the fact it only has missiles and mgs holds it back a bit

[summer bison]

I thought the starling was faster

[patent nexus]

Except starling* and yeah it's top-tier in dogfights, but outside of that, it's a bit lacking

[polar ravine]

it requires skill, u cant jus use lazer tap someone two times and then kill them

[crisp fable]

Anyone?

[ornate kindle]

Nah pyro is the fastest jet

[polar ravine]

no

[worldly mortar]

i had a 1.5 million dollar delivery and i only got 988k cuz i didnt get to all 15 drop off points SMH

[patent nexus]

I'm not just talking about on-foot targets, I mean in general

[polar ravine]

starlings just fucking annoying

[patent nexus]

It suffers against heavily armored targets

[patent nexus]

To use or to face?

[polar ravine]

im only talking dogfight

[loud knot]

How do u fix a broken controller

[polar ravine]

both

[worldly mortar]

serious these monster trucks are trash

[patent nexus]

Alright, then the starling is by far the best

[ornate kindle]

Bunker sell?

[worldly mortar]

yes

i lost like 600k

[crisp fable]

Break it even more. That way you get some fun before buying another one

[polar ravine]

imo it goes 1. starling, 2.pyro 3.lazer 4. b11 5. rogue

[ornate kindle]

Doing a full bunker solo is nearly if not impossible

[late marsh]

Just reset if not 3 insurgent drop separately or two phantom wedge

[loud knot]

Slide me something to beat it with

[worldly mortar]

lol got 7 out of the 15 tho

[pine pier]

Ok

I got suppiles

[crisp fable]

Gordon Freeman!s crowbar

[pine pier]

Where are my workers

[patent nexus]

The tiers for the jets for dogfighting goes something like
Starling
B11/Pyro
Seabreeze (more agile than lazer apparently???)
Lazer/Rogue
Hydra*/Nokota
Molotok

[summer bison]

Don’t forget to go to a invite only session

[patent nexus]

B11 is noticeably more agile than the Lazer

[ornate kindle]

Damn half that money be non existent

[summer bison]

You can sell now In those

[pine pier]

I am already in a invite only session

[loud knot]

Bet lool

[pine pier]

Now where is my workers

[worldly mortar]

no sweat. ill bounce back

i know never to let my stocks full up

[wintry heron]

Hello

[crisp fable]

Anyone wanna go music no talk with me? I have a banger

[pine pier]

@summer bison

Where is

My workers

[wintry heron]

I'm in class rn so

[polar ravine]

yea but there’s different aspects, if your low altitude in a b11 you can’t out run a homing missle without going up, but if u go up then 9/10 times in a dogfight their just gonna beam tf outta u

[wintry heron]

Glad to hear it but..

[ornate kindle]

Yeah just buy supplies once let it fill then sell, one vehicle every time

[summer bison]

I think they should be arriving soon

[pine pier]

GOOD

[crisp fable]

Lol y u typing in class

[wintry heron]

Should i make the volume full n get rid of the earphone

[patent nexus]

Jet missiles can be dodged at low altitude, and usually dogfights don't take place bellow the B11s threshold in my experience anyways

[summer bison]

Quick tip extra security upgrade does nothing I’ve been raided once 3 years ago that’s it

[ornate kindle]

I made the mistake of completely filling my bunker

2.1 mil for a sell though

[pine pier]

When can i expect my workers to arrive

[patent nexus]

It's the stuff like (old) mk2 missiles that mess the B11 up in low altitude

[wintry heron]

Mine is 2.3 mil..full bunker

[polar ravine]

if you can dodge homing low alt in b11 i admire you

[summer bison]

5 minutes idk

[late marsh]

I only ever sell when stock is full

[summer bison]

Soon though

[loud knot]

Pay for them

[crisp fable]

Does this music bot work with links?

[loud knot]

[summer bison]

Have you done all the set ups

[loud knot]

69m per worker

[patent nexus]

I think all you need to do is do a normal horizontal loop, if not, doing downwards slightly gets you enough speed to outrun them unless there's more coming your way

[crisp fable]

Cuz i know rhythm does but idk about this one

[pine pier]

Nice scam

[patent nexus]

Again, this only goes for the standard missiles

[polar ravine]

imma buy the b11 again, i fucking love the thing

[ornate kindle]

Really? Are you sure? I have all upgrades, and I have the bonus still on the sell mission, how can the payout get higher?

[loud knot]

Ong

[summer bison]

If they don’t arrive start a new session

[patent nexus]

A deluxo missile will still hit regardless for example

[wintry heron]

Well..idk

Ask rockstar

[loud knot]

I had to buy mine

[patent nexus]

I really like the b11, not my favorite jet but very close to it

[ornate kindle]

Yeah, can't get higher than 2.1 mil, I know that

[loud knot]

But they dont produce shii

[late marsh]

Double money and high demand bonus

[loud knot]

Only like 6k per month

[polar ravine]

i like the a10 thunderbolt irl, so when i came to gta and saw it, i immediately got it before i even got good at dogfighting

[polar ravine]

it’s not exactly beginner friendly

[loud knot]

@patent nexus gn bae

[ornate kindle]

Yeah but you don't see the high demand bonus, and my double money is still on, literally impossible to get a bigger payout

[patent nexus]

Lmao understandable, it's a bit of a shame how the cannon isn't nearly as powerful but it's still a great jet

[summer bison]

Can the akula go on discount

[wintry heron]

First time bonus after the dlc update?

[late marsh]

High demand bonus is one person per player in the lobby that’s not part of your organization during the sale for a maximum of 29%

[fiery furnace]

guys rockstar supprt actually does help if u annoy them long enough

[summer bison]

Cuz I’m thinking of buying it

[patent nexus]

Whenever R* decides for it, yes

[ornate kindle]

Thing is you don't see that bonus when you start the sell mission

[patent nexus]

I'd suggest not bothering with waiting to see if it goes on sale eventually though

[summer bison]

Cap I’ve been on hold for 3 years

[loud knot]

Anyway Cya @pine pier

[patent nexus]

Could take like a year

[late marsh]

The demand bonus happens when you complete the selling mission not before

[wintry heron]

Ye

[polar ravine]

it’s an amazing jet, and i feel like once i get good with it i can out perform lazer’s

[wintry heron]

I'm pretty sad

I can't play ps4 till morning

[ornate kindle]

I'm saying you can't see how much the bonus is until after the mission is done

[patent nexus]

It 100% outperforms lazer, at least in dogfighting

[fiery furnace]

the entry level replies u get first really are clueless

when u annoy them long enough they just send it to the tier 3 ppl who actually know the game

[patent nexus]

Lazer and Hydra are still the kings of air to ground

[late marsh]

Because there’s no guarantee that randomly more players will join your session or leave your session and it doesn’t lock the game into the amount of money you’re going to get for it because of that

[polar ravine]

especially since if we look at the lazer, it’s main fan base is people who suck at dogfighting. lazer carries bad players imo

[wintry heron]

Got new knowledge today for meh

[pine pier]

Bruh

[blissful plinth]

hey evryon I’m back

[pine pier]

I started a new session

WHERE IS

MY

[loud knot]

Me good dog fighting

[pine pier]

WORKERS

[wintry heron]

They quit

[blissful plinth]

I stole my mommy’s fone back

[wintry heron]

Having a boss like u makes them hate working

[late marsh]

You will get a fucking text message when the goddamn feel like it if you stop asking literally every five minutes because it takes 15 for them to show up for the first time

[crisp fable]

Anyone wanna join?

[loud knot]

U gotta pay for them

[polar ravine]

didn’t say everyone who uses it is bad, but it’s a jet to use if your not good at dogfighting

[ornate kindle]

For your cargo warehouse? That's an active business... Not a passive one

[polar ravine]

it doesn’t require as much skill as per say the pyro

[patent nexus]

I mean lazer pilots are suuuuuuch a mixed bag, you could go against some wannabe tryhard who just likes the explosive cannon for griefing or a legitimate professional dogfighter

In freemode it's almost always the former though lmao

[loud knot]

I use it for dog fighting

[wintry heron]

Ask rockstar why.. don't ask the community

[pine pier]

Is a MC business a joke to you?

[late marsh]

I mean, yes

[summer bison]

It is if the business is forgery

[ornate kindle]

Didn't know you were talking about an mc business

[wintry heron]

Haha

[patent nexus]

It's my most used jet and I'm decent at dogfighting 😎

[ornate kindle]

When did you buy the business @pine pier

[loud knot]

I would but meh

[summer bison]

10 minutes ago

[pine pier]

5 miniutes ago

[wintry heron]

Does cocaine business is better than any business?

[polar ravine]

alr this off topic asl, but imo, having a good hangar that you can show off (like having b11 lazer hydra pyro) is way better a flex than having a good garage to show off (krieger etc)

[summer bison]

I was close

[loud knot]

.

[compact ginkgo]

The National Office of Security Enforcement is a federal law enforcement agency responsible for heavily armed emergency response

[wintry heron]

Cuz I'm not really into mc business

[compact ginkgo]

Join today!

[polar ravine]

shut the hale up

[patent nexus]

Arguable, but the thing is I've used jets soooooooo much that I wanna get back into cars again

[compact ginkgo]

Excuse me?

[wintry heron]

I just bought the nightclub n feeding of the save so...need some advice about mc business

[pine pier]

Noose: hey guys lets replace the swat team

[compact ginkgo]

Yes.

[ornate kindle]

Did you not read the thing saying workers will arrive shortly after you buy the business? It's not instant, just wait and they'll be there, you'll get a text

[compact ginkgo]

It can hale sometimes.

And it comes from up in the sky

[loud knot]

What u gonna do abt it.

[polar ravine]

i’ve only been playing gta online for around a month, so i’m still in my jet phase

[patent nexus]

I have more time spent in planes than cars when I check social club, so I feel like it's about time to maybe take a break from them 😅

[compact ginkgo]

I'm sorry?

[summer bison]

Apology accepted

[compact ginkgo]

I have no clue what you're saying.

[pine pier]

Bro who said u guys could replace the swat team

[late marsh]

We’re probably dealing with a new player whose below the age of 15 so be patient with them I guess

[patent nexus]

And you're already starting dogfighting? Good on you, a good jet pilot will decimate anyone who tries to mess with them

[loud knot]

Fr

[crisp fable]

Nvm. Stupid music bot doesnt do links

[pine pier]

Plus ur just a ripoff of homeland security

[compact ginkgo]

Who said I wasn't joking?

[covert sleet]

Best cayo exit point?

[patent nexus]

Swimming

[wintry heron]

Swim ur ass off

[summer bison]

Joshua said so

[ornate kindle]

Swimming off the island with no exit point

[pine pier]

u guys are littery a ripoff of Homeland security

[patent nexus]

Like it sounds like a joke but seriously, just jump in the water and swim

[covert sleet]

Oh ok thx

[wintry heron]

Yep

[polar ravine]

my biggest flex is that i’ve taken out i think 8 mk2’s (not all at once, it was individual, and both before and after nerf)

[wintry heron]

It is

[polar ravine]

using the hydra and lazer

[covert sleet]

but also can someone help me with these setups they are so hard

[patent nexus]

With the cannons?

[wintry heron]

Hope rockstar doesn't patch that up

[polar ravine]

yep

[wintry heron]

Which one?

[patent nexus]

Nice

[compact ginkgo]

Who the fuck is talking to you?

[summer bison]

You?

[polar ravine]

as soon as it hits them they’re dead, but hitting the damn broomstick is hard

[patent nexus]

Yeah

[covert sleet]

most of them

there is a lot right?

[ornate kindle]

Currently working towards getting every rc vehicle

[wintry heron]

U new in the game?

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001626293072314398/ezgif.com-gif-maker_10.gif

[pine pier]

U totally didnt replie to one of my messages eariler

[covert sleet]

ya

[wintry heron]

Hm

[stiff bough]

Funny how mors insurance replaces a whole ass 2m car for 20k

[wintry heron]

Well.. can't help u rn..

[compact ginkgo]

I'll rip your heart out.

[wintry heron]

Sry

[covert sleet]

I was gonna buy a shark card but my grandma hasn’t sent me my Christmas money

[pine pier]

whats my address then

[wintry heron]

Save ur money

[pine pier]

Oh right

[stiff bough]

bruh dont

[pine pier]

You dont know

[covert sleet]

u guys sure?

[pine pier]

cause that’s just a threat

[stiff bough]

Every sharkcard delays next gta game by 1 sec

[wintry heron]

Yep

[patent nexus]

Shark cards have horrible value

Don't bother

[summer bison]

Saving money is the best think you can do

[compact ginkgo]

We literally can just use a computer at the N.O.O.S.E HQ

[ornate kindle]

Oh wow the people I dress as to walk out of a casino, real handy for that, anything else? Ehhhhhhhh

[compact ginkgo]

and we can find everything about you.

[pine pier]

Theres no such thing as noose in real life

[compact ginkgo]

Yeah those people were fired.

[covert sleet]

then could someone help me w cayo setups or do cayo w me through their kosat?

[summer bison]

I invoke the 5th

[pine pier]

You only exist ingame

[stiff bough]

id rather do a cayo that takes 1h with preps rather than spend 2 hours of work worth of money (minimum wage)

[polar ravine]

how does your camera barely move? i go vertical in my jet and my whole game turns sideways

[patent nexus]

If you wanna pay to get in-game money then I legitimately think modded money is better (but don't tell the moderators)

I don't suggest doing either

[polar ravine]

prolly pc settings

[patent nexus]

But one has much better value than the other

[summer bison]

I’m sorry I can’t

[compact ginkgo]

Did you ever notice i was joking?

[covert sleet]

it’s aight

[wintry heron]

Sry I'm not free rn

[covert sleet]

but if yo I get banned using a mod menu do you have to repay for gta

[covert sleet]

It’s ok

[ornate kindle]

Shocking someone with a nano drone is oddly funny

[wintry heron]

Don't

[patent nexus]

It has to do with how the Lazer can "flip" in the air, it wasn't an actual turn

[wintry heron]

Just play normal

[covert sleet]

k

[polar ravine]

how do you do it

[compact ginkgo]

npc or player?

[wintry heron]

It can vastly increase ur knowledge too if u play it seriously

Like the business stuff

Guud for knowledge

[ornate kindle]

Player, pretty funny considering they can barely see the drone

[compact ginkgo]

i witnessed one go underground once

[summer bison]

@pine pier how’s the business

[patent nexus]

If there's a lot of air resistance (when you're going fast) and pull up quickly, it will do this weird thing where it "flips" upwards a lot, then flips back to the direction it's travelling in
It's hard to make good use out of and usually it's just in the way, but it's occasionally useful

[ornate kindle]

Bro you literally can't even buy supplies for forgery if you want to make a profit

[patent nexus]

Might have to do with camera settings too, idk

[summer bison]

Tell him he’s the one that bought it

[ornate kindle]

I refuse to use an rc tank on a player

So uncivilized

[wintry heron]

Haha

[polar ravine]

last question, do you have any tips for evading gunfire when someone has a clear shot on u? normally i’m good at getting behind them, but if someone’s behind me and getting ready to shoot, do i spike up? go down, go sideways? it all seems like a deathwish

[primal egret]

guys does upgrading ur business effect productivity if you let a technician run the business

[patent nexus]

Here's an example showing what I mean better
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796411125536784467/965062166929608714/Lazer_noob.mp4

[open fossil]

I usually run the other way in terror. Does that help?

[wintry heron]

Don't know

[wintry heron]

Lol

[ornate kindle]

Only business that has technicians is the nightclub and yes getting the upgrades makes them accrue goods faster

[patent nexus]

If they have a clear shot on you in a dogfight you're pretty much dead, but if they get behind you, you can do a weird thing where you try to roll to the side and sometimes it lets you get away and possibly even win
I have a clip of that exact thing saving me but it's on my other pc sadly

[ornate kindle]

Well only one upgrade does that

[summer bison]

What do the other upgrades even do

[primal egret]

no i mean if i for example put a technician to work on my bunker, then i upgrade the BUNKER itself, will that affect it? i dont mean upgrades on the nightclub

[patent nexus]

Actually @polar ravine I'll send you a yt link showing roughly what I mean

[ornate kindle]

Yes, it will improve stock value, even if stock is full or being made, the value will spike

[wintry heron]

Yeah it's guud

[pine pier]

Bro

I swear

If my workers dont arrive

[summer bison]

They haven’t spawned have they

[ornate kindle]

One reduced popularity loss and one is a security upgrade

[pine pier]

i will commit arson

[pine pier]

NO

[polar ravine]

bet

[pine pier]

It’s been 20 miniutes

[summer bison]

Do it no balls

[wintry heron]

Lol

[primal egret]

okay thank you

[summer bison]

Mate gta grinders most prized possession is the internet search guide for forgery

[wintry heron]

Damn

[ornate kindle]

My arcade glitched a bit, can't see the gruppe sechs van or the escape vehicles

[summer bison]

It’s not that hard

Unless you live in a third world country

[wintry heron]

Pray it won't be like that when u start the heist

[patent nexus]

Man now I feel like doing dogfights again

It's by far the most fun aspect of pvp in my opinion

[summer bison]

Did you retire

[ornate kindle]

Imagine, my getaway vehicles don't spawn and I have to walk to the casino

[patent nexus]

Retire? I was never a professional dogfighter or anything lol

[wintry heron]

Just run

[patent nexus]

It's just that I haven't done it in a while

[summer bison]

Your name says other wise

[patent nexus]

Lmao I just dislike the Molotok

[ornate kindle]

His name disses the molotok, which is understandable

[summer bison]

Aight I’m gonna go cya

[wintry heron]

Bye

[patent nexus]

Ald like, I'm experienced with jets, but I'm NOT a professional dogfighter

[wintry heron]

I need 1.5 million dollars real quick any tips?

[summer bison]

@pine pier good luck

[wintry heron]

Heist

[patent nexus]

👋🏻

[wintry heron]

Need 3 for pac standard add me at Hafnerd0721

[ornate kindle]

Ah casino betting mate trust

[wintry heron]

Yep

[ornate kindle]

Wrong chat my man

[wintry heron]

It's worth it

Well..I do have one

Already done the preps

But I'm outside

🙂

Thanks for the tips I will try them

👍

[sleek spade]

man...

[ornate kindle]

I have literally everything for the arcade except for all the games and trophies

[sleek spade]

doing a solo sell of a full bunker in los santos was a bad idea...

[wintry heron]

Lol

Full?

[sleek spade]

yeaaa

[ornate kindle]

I usually ask people to help me then run them a casino, make it a little worth the while

[wintry heron]

Yep

That's guud

[patent nexus]

It really, really doesn't help

[sleek spade]

yaa i had my friend irl to help me out so it's all gucci now 👍

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Ask them

[patent nexus]

If you're in a dogfight the worst possible thing you can do is run away lol

[ornate kindle]

2 person with diamonds in the vault is not fun

[wintry heron]

Paintings is guud with 2 ppl

Diamonds at least 3 ppl

[ornate kindle]

Yes, the best for 2 people

[wintry heron]

2 loot 1 hack

[ornate kindle]

Maybe Avi with the big con can give enough time to get all the loot with 2 people

[wintry heron]

Huh

data breaches easy af

[ornate kindle]

More like act 2 my guy

[wintry heron]

haven't done it

gonna start it tomorrow

[ornate kindle]

[pine pier]

Finall

Finally

My workers exist

[sleek spade]

in the meantime, i changed my bunker thingy to research while i grind cayo and the other mc businesses

[ornate kindle]

Act 3 is pain in the highest degree

[wintry heron]

i can imagine it is

[ornate kindle]

I got all my research done recently

[pine pier]

Who wants to sell some stuff

With me

[sleek spade]

lucky

[ornate kindle]

From which mc business?

[pine pier]

god fucking damn it

[ornate kindle]

Document forgery go brrrrrr

[sleek spade]

i wanna complete all of the research items asap

[pine pier]

Document forgery

[ornate kindle]

Business is the equivalent of trying to make money by punching people and taking their money

[pine pier]

no

[ornate kindle]

And you have to steal supplies to even make a profit

[pine pier]

Idc

[patent nexus]

@pine pier Literally why

[pine pier]

ATLEAST u dont gotta pay

To steal suppiles

[patent nexus]

Did you get document forgery 😭

[pine pier]

because i only had 650k

[ornate kindle]

Paying is literally the much better alternative for any other business

[patent nexus]

Would be more worthwhile to save up for a better business

[pine pier]

These workers do be slow

[patent nexus]

I mean you did choose document forgery so

[pine pier]

Time to do a heist

Anyone wanna join

[ornate kindle]

My document forgery maxed with the best location is still bad lmao

[nova galleon]

Dude it takes hours you’ve had it for twenty minutes 😂

[ornate kindle]

Is it the fleeca heist?

Lmaooooooo

I was so right

[pine pier]

anyone wanna do prison break

[patent nexus]

Pris

poufhoasifysf

[ornate kindle]

That's even worse

[patent nexus]

No

I'm sorry but nobody wants to do prison break 😭

[shut plaza]

Prison break is nightmare

[pine pier]

How

[wintry heron]

prison break sucks ass

[patent nexus]

It's just really tedious with dumbass teammates

[pine pier]

True

[patent nexus]

Often, the pilot has never flown a plane before

[ornate kindle]

Due to the fact it's usually done by low levels

[pine pier]

Cause 1 of my teammates kept ramming into my car

[patent nexus]

The guard and prisoner have never used a gun before

[pine pier]

And they kept dying

[patent nexus]

The buzzard dude has never seen a buzzard before

Etc

[pine pier]

And ur teammates dont know how to drive

[ornate kindle]

I'd rather grind document forgery for a week then do prison break

[pine pier]

Cause they will just drive straight into your car

[upbeat salmon]

I was lucky to do it first try

[patent nexus]

[pine pier]

I actually wish i could do diamond casino with someone

[ornate kindle]

Prison break with randoms that are low levels is the highest form of torture

[pine pier]

True

I wish i could do diamond casino heist

If someone here had the abillty to start it

[patent nexus]

I would rather drag my nuts through glass powder than do prison break with randoms to be honest

[ornate kindle]

Me strolling up to Agatha's office to get the vault blueprints be like

[wintry heron]

I did prison break with randoms, we almost finished the hiest but the pilot crashed the plane into the water

[pine pier]

SEE

[patent nexus]

😭

[pine pier]

Some pilots are dumbasses

[upbeat salmon]

Seems to me the low levels only know how to do fleeca

[wintry heron]

I got off the game after that happened

[ornate kindle]

• most pilots are dumbasses

[patent nexus]

^

[pine pier]

Wait

Can i force my workers to deilver my cargo

[patent nexus]

If you've ever dealt with jet griefers in freemode you'd know it lol

[upbeat salmon]

Im not the greatest pilot lol

[ornate kindle]

Yeah cause fleeca is like robbing a corner store lmao

[nova galleon]

No

[patent nexus]

Most of them rely on lazer/hydra cannon for ez kills

[pine pier]

When ever i drive a buzzard i always damage it

[patent nexus]

Literally how

[wintry heron]

pc?

[pine pier]

Cause i drive straight into the building

[patent nexus]

Well

[upbeat salmon]

no console

[patent nexus]

That's a bit of a skill issue

[ornate kindle]

I hate when demolitions shoots down the jet when the pilot gets behind it, so annoying

[upbeat salmon]

Landing is the hard bit for me

[wintry heron]

try landing a lazer

[tribal slate]

Why not visit Flight school to learn how to fly?

[patent nexus]

What's hard about it

[upbeat salmon]

But I’m pretty good with helis

[pine pier]

I did

[patent nexus]

Slow down a bit and landing isn't hard at all

[pine pier]

But i drove straight into the water

Like a dumbass

[sleek spade]

what happens if ure on a full stock bunker selling mission and you changed sessions?

[stuck wedge]

Imo best demo is the one who helps the prison guys

[upbeat salmon]

I have skill issues

[ornate kindle]

All my skills are maxed besides strength, need a friend for that

[pine pier]

Good luck losing your progress

[patent nexus]

Fair

[sleek spade]

man 🗿

[nova galleon]

You lose some stock

[tribal slate]

U will lose half supplies

[patent nexus]

Or you could box people to death

That works as well

[upbeat salmon]

Ye I did that

[ornate kindle]

Yeah, but that's long and tedious, and cops are a pain

[patent nexus]

Fair

[ornate kindle]

I'd rather just keep hitting a friend's vehicle for like 15 minutes

[pine pier]

Maybe CEO cargo is better then MC business cargo

[patent nexus]

It is

[ornate kindle]

Yeah if it isn't document forgery lmao

[patent nexus]

^

[pine pier]

Sometimes my brain is a dumbass

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001644971356606544/ezgif.com-gif-maker_11.gif

[sleek spade]

3 vehicles and 15 drop and u have to sell all of it in under 15 minutes

i am in pain

[patent nexus]

I need more gifs

Send funny replays

[ornate kindle]

Anyone get the onyx trophy for your CEO office?

[nova galleon]

You were advised above if I recall Mason

[pine pier]

True

I wish i could get a refund

[summer bison]

How’s the forgery going

I’m assuming bad

[nova galleon]

😂

[pine pier]

Worst

[summer bison]

I told you forgery sucks

[stiff bough]

document forgery a full product bar (3-4resupplys" is 149k

If u did random missions instead of resupplying ull earn more

[summer bison]

But why is it going word

Worst*

[ornate kindle]

Nah I think it's like 154k, cause with upgrades you make a small profit when buying supplies

Or more

[pine pier]

Cause i am driving the slowest truck

[patent nexus]

Automod moment

[summer bison]

So?

[stiff bough]

you need to buy supplies 3 times

3x75k

[pine pier]

ATLEAST i ran over 3 people

[stiff bough]

225k

[summer bison]

And?

[ornate kindle]

3 times? I swear it was 2

[stiff bough]

you earn a profit of negative

[pine pier]

It felt good

[stiff bough]

idk for coke its 3-4

[summer bison]

Then what’s the issue

[ornate kindle]

Man document forgery really does suck even if it's maxed

Guess I shouldn't have maxed every mc business

[patent nexus]

Bunker my beloved

[pine pier]

Totally not running over people

[stiff bough]

only reason to buy it is nightclub

[patent nexus]

^

I hate all mc businesses

But Coke is the best out of them

[ornate kindle]

Still it's like 100k for full printing and copying

[summer bison]

Coke and meth solo

[patent nexus]

Bunker is pretty neat

Go to bunker

[stiff bough]

I own a coke and counterfeit cash

[patent nexus]

Buy supplies for 75k

[ornate kindle]

Explosive rounds go brrrrrr

[stiff bough]

i got the plaeto bay bunker so fucking smart i know

[patent nexus]

Sell product for 210k

[patent nexus]

😔

I have zancudo

[nova galleon]

Oh no

[patent nexus]

Chumash is the best one though

[ornate kindle]

At least it was free

[unique owl]

bunker is insane now

[stiff bough]

i bought it.

[patent nexus]

But hey at least my bunker is close to my hangar

[unique owl]

310k from 75k of supplies

[ornate kindle]

Wait what

[nova galleon]

I got paleto free but traded in for Chumash

[ornate kindle]

You actually spent money on the paleto bunker

[stiff bough]

if u trade in do u pay full price?

[patent nexus]

Isn't it 210k? Or did they change the actual payout of the stocks?

[nova galleon]

No you get a discount tho u can’t remember how much

[ornate kindle]

I think it's more honestly

[stiff bough]

Yeah and bought most of the stuff in the enterprise pack before realising i have a code

[nova galleon]

But you have to upgrade everything again

[unique owl]

it's 210k but the high demand bonus maxes out at 50% so it's over 300k

[ornate kindle]

What a nerdddddd

[patent nexus]

Last time I checked, it was 210k
But I haven't played since the update dropped

[stiff bough]

fr

[patent nexus]

Alright, neat

[stiff bough]

ngl biker workshop is decent

[unique owl]

315k if you get the full 50%

[stiff bough]

150k something for each bike

[patent nexus]

Yeah

[pine pier]

Is there anyway to get a refund

[patent nexus]

No

[nova galleon]

Oh that’s better than I expected

[patent nexus]

You will have to live with the consequences of your actions

[pine pier]

Mother fucker

[ornate kindle]

Nah it's 150k for the first bike sell, 50k for each bike sell after the first

[unique owl]

so apparently it was 1% per player max 25%, now apparently it's 2.5% each max 50%