🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Tbf, I’d never heard a trans joke in GTA unless it was from a player

[patent nexus]

In GTA Online I've seen very stereotypical depictions of trans NPCs before, but I haven't found a single one in a long time

[wintry heron]

I cant recall

but who cares

Then again, I don’t watch cutscenes lol

we should all be able to joke about shit

[patent nexus]

Agreed

[wintry heron]

Agreed

life becomes too serious if you cant

[patent nexus]

And I mean it's not like the GTA series has targeted only certain groups, they've been making fun of EVERYONE

Blacks, foreigners, rednecks, conservatives, liberals etc

[wintry heron]

yeah it was never targeted

thats what made shows like south park so great

[patent nexus]

And even the people of Los Angeles

[wintry heron]

people like dave chapell

[patent nexus]

Basically most of the male NPCs are depicted as meeks lmao

[wintry heron]

lol

[patent nexus]

And the rednecks in Blaine County are depicted as hyper aggressive and dumb

Like again, it's not like only certain groups of people are being targeted

The game basically takes place in a parody of the US where stereotypes are exaggerated, not to push people down, but because it's fucking funny

[wintry heron]

yes and without that it wont feel at all like GTA

[stuck wedge]

Facts

[patent nexus]

But hey, at least the main characters are supposed to be inspired by Bonnie and Clyde, which is cool I guess

[gloomy flax]

the molotok solos the submarine

[wintry heron]

that does sound cool

[patent nexus]

The molotok solos the "Sell vehicle" button

[gloomy flax]

[loud knot]

lool

[patent nexus]

I'm going to be completely honest

[worldly mortar]

What's the easiest way to get 1 million dollars. wanna buy the sub

[patent nexus]

The only time you should buy the molotok is

1. When you have a lot of money and
2. When you've accepted that it's the worst piece of shit jet in the game with few redeeming qualities
   Otherwise you will be disappointed

[loud knot]

I beat Cod infinite Warfare specialist Difficulty 😔

[drifting merlin]

Cayo

[worldly mortar]

Ok.

I dont have the sub

[patent nexus]

If I could play I would host

[loud knot]

U can ask ppl in cayo PC if they need a grabber

[patent nexus]

Otherwise, do like VIP work and missions with double money

Actually

Headhunter has double money

Or well

All VIP works do

But headhunter is my favorite

Takes like 4 mins average with a good vehicle

[worldly mortar]

How u start head Hunter

[wintry heron]

I wish these Online story missions paid more man

[patent nexus]

Register as a VIP and go to VIP work

But

[loud knot]

I dont

[patent nexus]

Start it in the city

Do not start it outside the city

The spawns become way worse

[worldly mortar]

Okk I assume I go to services and register as a vip

[compact ginkgo]

@wintry heron Yo.

[worldly mortar]

And ill need a heli?

[compact ginkgo]

You gonna do something about the IAA?

[drifting merlin]

No but it makes it easier

[patent nexus]

Anyways, in headhunter you get 4 targets that you need to kill, once you kill them the mission ends and you get 20-25k
You NEED to start it in the city because then all the targets will be in the city, if you start it outside the city then the targets will be more spread out
The best way is to use a vehicle that can move fast and kill the targets fast, without a doubt I'd say the Hydra is the best
Said this some time ago

Keep in mind the money is doubled

So you'll get 40-50k

[worldly mortar]

Alright thanks

[drifting merlin]

How much money u got rn?

[fleet acorn]

Anyone know if pariah is still fastest car after dlc?

[tired flume]

Can u do setups in invite only lobbys?

[drifting merlin]

Ye

[tired flume]

Kk thanks 👍

[drifting merlin]

What u tryna do?

[proper zealot]

No idiot it’s on Securoserv

[worldly mortar]

Ok. Why d tag?

[compact ginkgo]

You guys have been at war for decades

[gloomy flax]

my goal is is to get a vehicle ware house then get the toredor

[proper zealot]

Reply

[drifting merlin]

Do u have kosatka

[gloomy flax]

no

i got someone banned from psn💀

[prime tiger]

I be drippin while yall trippin yurr

[gloomy flax]

a guy called me a bitch and i reported him

[tired flume]

I have 2.2m should i buy a koskota?

[prime tiger]

He was right

[drifting merlin]

Tbh id say get vehicle warhpuse and work ur way up to a kosatka and then by the toreador

[drifting merlin]

Ye

[tired flume]

I also have mc buisnesses with 500k worth of product to sell

What should i buy after koskota?

[drifting merlin]

Save up for sparrow makes cayo easier

[patent nexus]

I'd say so

[proper zealot]

Toreador doesn’t require a vehicle warehouse if u think that

[tired flume]

Can i buy that separately

[patent nexus]

Despite the nerf, cayo is still good

[gloomy flax]

funny submarine car

[drifting merlin]

Ye

[gloomy flax]

no i just want it

[tired flume]

Ah ok thanks very much

[patent nexus]

The sparrow? No

[drifting merlin]

U can

[patent nexus]

You need to own the Kosatka to buy the Sparrow

[tired flume]

Yea

[patent nexus]

No?

Unless you're talking about the seasparrow

[tired flume]

But after i have the koskota

[drifting merlin]

Ye

[patent nexus]

Which is worse in literally every way except it can land on water

[drifting merlin]

U just renovate

[tired flume]

Can i buy it later on whenever i have enough money

Yea ok thanks

[patent nexus]

Sparrow is big recommend from me

I prefer the Buzzard

But the sparrow is better

[compact ginkgo]

ok

[buoyant scaffold]

Especially now that it has countermeasures

[drifting merlin]

You can buy the sparrow separately

[compact ginkgo]

the buzzard is slower

[patent nexus]

And how exactly?

[drifting merlin]

Buy kosatka

[compact ginkgo]

but can take more damage

[river sun]

cayo restart coldwon time changed or still it's 5 minuets

[compact ginkgo]

the sparrow is weaker

[drifting merlin]

Renovate amd and buy sparrow

[compact ginkgo]

but it's faster then the buszzard

buzzard

[buoyant scaffold]

Changed

[drifting merlin]

2 hr 30min

If solo

[patent nexus]

That's not buying it separately though...

[drifting merlin]

It is

[stiff bough]

Sold the oppresor
Got the sparrow .

[buoyant scaffold]

48min if not solo

[patent nexus]

Saying it can be bought separately implies you don't need the Kosatka

[patent nexus]

Mk2?

[stiff bough]

yes

[river sun]

and duo?

[stiff bough]

the missiles are ass

[patent nexus]

I wouldn't suggest selling the Mk2, it still has uses

[stiff bough]

cant hit a cop 3m.away

[buoyant scaffold]

48min

[patent nexus]

Even though I don't like it myself

[compact ginkgo]

so you ether sacrifice durability for speed or speed for durability

[river sun]

tanks

[patent nexus]

Look, I hate to break it to you, but the sparrow has WORSE missiles

[stiff bough]

Its good but my main use was the homing missiles to do missions

[buoyant scaffold]

I like to use the oppressor

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002708258466824232/ezgif.com-gif-maker_19.gif

Wrong

Gif

Fuck this pc

[stiff bough]

but at least its not asbad as oppresor

[buoyant scaffold]

And when i say oppressor i mean oppreasor not oppressor mk 2

[patent nexus]

??? I literally just said they're worse

At tracking

[patent nexus]

Fair

[tired flume]

Whats the difference between oppressors?

[patent nexus]

One has swag

The other doesn't

[buoyant scaffold]

And fastwr

[compact ginkgo]

the mark 1

it can fly

[buoyant scaffold]

Glide

[compact ginkgo]

^

the mark 2 cannot do that

[patent nexus]

Saying the Mk1 is faster is very deceiving

[buoyant scaffold]

It is

[patent nexus]

It's only faster on land in a straight line

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes

[patent nexus]

Realistically speaking an Mk2 goes from point A to B faster

[drifting merlin]

Ye

[buoyant scaffold]

I think u can win a mk 2 from the the top of the map to thw airport

Not sure tho

[patent nexus]

I doubt so, but it would be interesting to try

[buoyant scaffold]

If u can go thru highways without crashibg

[drifting merlin]

From chiliad to airport mk2 would win unless u glide the Oppresor

[patent nexus]

By glide, do you mean bike gliding?

[compact ginkgo]

i setup casino heist

[patent nexus]

Or Oppressor gliding

[drifting merlin]

Ye

1st

[buoyant scaffold]

Im not talking chilliad

[compact ginkgo]

and hired the worst driver and gunmen

[patent nexus]

Alright

[compact ginkgo]

because who needs guns and cars

[buoyant scaffold]

Im talking top of the map highway

[patent nexus]

And bike gliding is pretty hard

I can't do it

Then again I haven't practiced

[drifting merlin]

No bike gliding and mk2 wins

Otherwise could climb chiliad

[buoyant scaffold]

From chilliad 100% yes

[patent nexus]

With only the standard gliding, the Mk1 can just barely make it over the Alamo sea I believe

[buoyant scaffold]

Depends if u have boost

[patent nexus]

If you use the boosts correctly

Yes

[compact ginkgo]

bruh

[buoyant scaffold]

Im pretty sure with controlloe atleast u can glide from chilliad to airport

[compact ginkgo]

it doesn't matter where i buy my shit

i am always sent to the other side of the map

[buoyant scaffold]

If u go slightly uo and down

[patent nexus]

Anyways I'm glad about the Mk2 nerf, they could have went further and reduced the blast radius as well but I'm still glad that vehicle combat against the Mk2 is less painful

Helis can consistently dodge their missiles now

[compact ginkgo]

thing about it

if the missile missies

misses

it doesn't turn around

it keeps going

[patent nexus]

That's basically exactly my point

[compact ginkgo]

i know

[soft gyro]

Deluxo>mk2

[compact ginkgo]

just felt like saying it

[soft gyro]

deluxo must but

[patent nexus]

Personally? Agreed
Overall? Maybe

[soft gyro]

buy

[compact ginkgo]

bro

[soft gyro]

After the fat nerf 100% better

[drifting merlin]

If they nerfed it when trying to blow up players and not for ais then it would be good for missions and harder to greif with

[compact ginkgo]

can lester stop fuckign sending me to these shit locations

[patent nexus]

For PVP I agree

[compact ginkgo]

bruh

[patent nexus]

The Mk2 is still better for missions

[soft gyro]

shame the Deluxo is slow

L

[compact ginkgo]

bro

i fucking hate lester

[patent nexus]

It has a speed glitch but it only boosts the speed slightly

[soft gyro]

ahh Yh

[patent nexus]

When it released it had an insane speed glitch

[soft gyro]

Fr I was zooming🤣

[patent nexus]

Like, hydra levels of speed glitching

[soft gyro]

starting to enjoy the jet pack too

v fun

[wintry heron]

yo if i was to start a new character and erase the other one with bank, how should i restart my grind now that dlc is out

you can have 2 characters but if you delete the main one you get to restart

[soft gyro]

treasure hunts

[wintry heron]

and don't say cayo that's boring

[patent nexus]

It's fun but it's kind of horrible lol

[soft gyro]

hey

it’s alr

[patent nexus]

Barely 😭

[soft gyro]

Shush😞

[buoyant scaffold]

In my opinion they should have removed the mk2

[patent nexus]

At least people know it's bad so they're not disappointed when they buy it

Unlike a certain jet that I resent

[compact ginkgo]

is the deluxo glitch still work?

because for somereason

[soft gyro]

nah

[compact ginkgo]

i was recommend a video saying new method

[patent nexus]

There is one speed glitch but it only slightly boosts speed

Like

By 15km/h or something

I still use it when I fly the deluxo, but it's not insane or anything

Just nice to know

[compact ginkgo]

you got backwards

go

[patent nexus]

That's the old speed glitch, are you sure you saw a new video on it?

[light prairie]

Is there fix for custom plate I do get message from ls custom that it’s arrived but once I drive in there’s no custom plate buy section??

[compact ginkgo]

no not that

[patent nexus]

I know it was patched, would be odd if it got reintroduced

[compact ginkgo]

i just said

backwards

[soft gyro]

u gotta order through the app I think

[light prairie]

I did

[patent nexus]

And the old speed glitch was doing it backwards correct?

[compact ginkgo]

i searched the old speed glitch

and i was recommended the one you're talking about

[soft gyro]

pop not come saying ur in order came though?

up

in game

[patent nexus]

Right

With the current one you basically just disable and reenable hover mode

And get a small speed increase

[light prairie]

I did on ifruit and I got message that your plate is on ls custom to buy but once I drive in I do get nothing

[compact ginkgo]

so you like do backflips

wait no

barrelrows

i know that

[crude pond]

how many delivery vehicles spawn on a full bunker sell mission

[patent nexus]

No, that's not the one I'm talking about

[soft gyro]

think u gotta whilst in game, wait few minutes then a pop up should come up

order*

[compact ginkgo]

ok

[light prairie]

Nope it doesn’t pop in ls custom

[patent nexus]

With the one I know, you literally just go into car mode in the air, go back to hover mode and then tap the up input

[light prairie]

I just get message only from ls custom

[patent nexus]

CTRL on PC

[compact ginkgo]

yeah

[soft gyro]

no like text pop up in free roam

[compact ginkgo]

you must be pointing down i beleive

[patent nexus]

No

All you need to do is go forward, disable, enable and tap the up point button thing

[crude pond]

does anyone know how many delivery vehicles spawn in a full bunker sell mission

[dense oar]

3 or 4 iirc

[light prairie]

Uhmmm how can explain just give me a sec I will send video then you should know my prb

[soft gyro]

place ur order whilst in game, Wait a few min, then a text pop up should come up saying ur Order came through, after go ls customs on the car u wanna change the plate with

[light prairie]

once I go to LCS when I get the notification that I have an order the license plate doesnt show up and it just gives me the normal screen to customize everything

@soft gyro

[dense oar]

Dumb question but should i go for the toreador or the deluxo

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001613890758639696/ezgif.com-gif-maker_5.gif

[soft gyro]

what in game?

[patent nexus]

Not a dumb question because most people will say Toreador (wrong answer)

Jokes aside I'd say deluxo

[dense oar]

Is the toreador good even

Like i doubt most people would use the submarine mode

[patent nexus]

It is good, but I think the Deluxo is better

Much better missiles and hovermode
Toreador has a bit of armor, speed boost and can go underwater (very situational)

Again, both are good, but I prefer the Deluxo

[soft gyro]

Deluxo>

[hollow spade]

I don’t get why you can’t use personal vehicle during the pacific finale

[dense oar]

The deluxos 5 million

[buoyant scaffold]

If you like doing doomsday or apartment heists toreador

[dense oar]

💀

[hollow spade]

I parked my vigilante next to the bikes and it despawn

[patent nexus]

The deluxo is also 10x better against on-foot targets

It's very hard to get an angle where a missile hits with the Toreador

[soft gyro]

Worth every penny

[patent nexus]

With the Deluxo (and a bit of practice) it's ezpz

[dense oar]

Yeah but i already got the mk 2

[patent nexus]

So?

The Deluxo is epic

[soft gyro]

then get the Deluxo

[dense oar]

Alrighty then

[buoyant scaffold]

And then the oppressor

[patent nexus]

I have to give the Toreador one thing

It can be used in heist setups

[dense oar]

Which one?

[buoyant scaffold]

All of them

[patent nexus]

So if you do those often (OG and doomsday), the Toreador may be better

[dense oar]

So it’s not even good for cayo?

💀

[patent nexus]

Apt and doomsday are the only ones with setup missions

[dense oar]

Imagine you could use the toreador for the finale

In cayo

[hollow spade]

This mf beach the boat at the end of the heist and we all had to push it back into the water 😂

[patent nexus]

Lmao pac standard?

[hollow spade]

Yea

[patent nexus]

Pac standard brings back memories

[buoyant scaffold]

Nobody had atomizer?

[patent nexus]

Since it's gotten a payout boost, I should do it

[patent nexus]

Have you ever done pacific standard

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes

[patent nexus]

You don't get the Atomizer in the missions

[buoyant scaffold]

U can use it if u have it

[patent nexus]

You keep almost all of your weapons, but for some reason the Atomizer and some others are exempt

[buoyant scaffold]

Ohh

[patent nexus]

I think all alien guns are disabled for the heists

Or maybe just the Atomizer

Can't remember

[buoyant scaffold]

I dont know because i dont own any of them except atomizer

[hollow spade]

We all had the atomizer

I thought the boat would blow up

[patent nexus]

The others are useless

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes

[hollow spade]

Cause if you use the atomizer to many times cars could blow up

[patent nexus]

Widowmaker is a stupid and noob and dumb and ugly minigun

Hellbringer is just

Bad lol

[tiny arrow]

if you’re doing things to become a bad sport does it add up even if you wait a certain amount of time/ leave the game or dose it restart

[hollow spade]

I have almost nothing in my other garages, all my shit in my office

[patent nexus]

You can't become a bad sport on PC I believe

[buoyant scaffold]

Basically laser pointer that tells your immediate location to anybody close

[fervent breach]

Y’all should I buy the sparrow?

[hollow spade]

I mean when you got a 60 car garage wtf you need the other ones for

[patent nexus]

I'm almost certain it's because modders could force people into bad sport

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes

[patent nexus]

It's the same reason you never pay insurance for destroying others' vehicles

[feral saffron]

Did they nerf the nightclub safe

[patent nexus]

Yes

[tiny arrow]

i did. the cayo replay glitch and one of the times it said if you keep leaving without finish a heist your going to become a bad sport and then i did it again and it didn’t say anything

[hollow spade]

It felt like they buffed it, im getting 200k from the nightclub safe

[buoyant scaffold]

Per day?

[patent nexus]

But you didn't end up in a bad sport lobby, did you?

[tiny arrow]

no

[light prairie]

Anyone Help me please I don’t get purchase app order on lscustom

[patent nexus]

Because they don't exist on PC, R* disabled it

[patent nexus]

Don't do the glitch

You will probably be reset

Or banned

[feral saffron]

@hollow spade oh ok is it worth buying a new dj

[light prairie]

Nah I did clean ones

[patent nexus]

And you're sure you wouldn't get punished for it???

Still seems risky in my eyes

[soft gyro]

custom plates save u

[wintry heron]

It makes it easier to keep your nightclub popularity up

[patent nexus]

If you want to glitch for money there's safer methods

[light prairie]

My friends did not got rested

[soft gyro]

cant get reset using custom plates

[feral saffron]

@wintry heron so it’s worth the 100k

[hollow spade]

No

[wintry heron]

Unless you have a couple million, no

I don’t even bother with my nightclub popularity

[light prairie]

I known but I there was a glitch it was clean dupes 100% I got maybe sell limit that’s why ? But my sell limit is open now

[desert ibex]

I have a stupid question maybe do u have to be online for the nightclub to produce creates

[patent nexus]

Yeah well it doesn't happen instantly, it happens after some time
Same thing happened with the garage dupe, the RP glitch etc
Again I don't know if it's safe or not, but I wouldn't trust it just because people say it's safe

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes

[light prairie]

Ok

[soft gyro]

ahh be careful I guess

[light prairie]

Yes

[patent nexus]

Also discussing such glitches is against the rules so the mods might spank you

Just saying

[desert ibex]

K well tat dumb design I guess

[light prairie]

No problem for me

[wintry heron]

I have this ugly neck tat in my character I keep forgetting to remove

[patent nexus]

Alright then, just letting you know

[soft gyro]

I hate glitches

[light prairie]

Thx

[patent nexus]

[soft gyro]

Fuck issi

[light prairie]

I did not do issi I did death bike

Plus I do replay too

[soft gyro]

wow

[buoyant scaffold]

Cayo or bogdan

[light prairie]

Cayo

2m

[soft gyro]

mods I don’t associate with this guy

[light prairie]

Hahahaha

[soft gyro]

got no clue what he’s talking about

[patent nexus]

The thing works solo on pc so I'll let you make of that what you will

[light prairie]

Yes he’s right

[stable oar]

Anyone want a scooby snack?

[light prairie]

@stable oar yeaaaa

[buoyant scaffold]

Thats what i have heard

[soft gyro]

how much does deathlike sell for? Just curious

[stable oar]

throws box of them

There u go

[light prairie]

1.45

[patent nexus]

Favorite jet, everyone?

[stable oar]

The one that flys

[buoyant scaffold]

Paraglider

[soft gyro]

I see, I hate glitches

[light prairie]

@soft gyro it did got patched 1 day ago

[patent nexus]

See this is the correct take

[light prairie]

I did dupe like 20

[soft gyro]

bru

[buoyant scaffold]

So op with off the radar

[soft gyro]

with custom plates?

[buoyant scaffold]

Better than akula

[light prairie]

It’s was solo @soft gyro

It’s clean

I do get free bikes plate to the death bike

[soft gyro]

ur crazy

[buoyant scaffold]

And it has to have sprunk livery

[soft gyro]

I don’t know u

[light prairie]

I’m crazy girl

[wintry heron]

Yo does anyone know if the MC Club garage extension is worth it?

Like I know it probably won’t be worth it

[light prairie]

If you want some day we can do replay

[wintry heron]

But is it atleast cool

[split quartz]

The car duplication got patched?

[soft gyro]

tryna get sub on second acc

got like 1.9 mil rn

[buoyant scaffold]

Isnt there one with the avenger?

[light prairie]

I didn’t do the facilitand hanger thing

I mean the avenger thing

[split quartz]

Yeah the avenger

[soft gyro]

I hate glitches

[light prairie]

I didn’t do it you need custom plate for that so did a other clean glitch solo @split quartz

[buoyant scaffold]

Never done a glitch or received anything from modders

[light prairie]

Niceeee

[soft gyro]

Glitches are awful

[split quartz]

Yeah custom plates but you can't

[light prairie]

Yeah once we do every same thing over over again it’s awful

[soft gyro]

xd

[light prairie]

Yes I can’t so I did the other one

[light prairie]

Lol

@soft gyro I did dupe like 20 bike in 20 min

[soft gyro]

u ever do the apartment glitch?

[light prairie]

No

[soft gyro]

that was deadly

[light prairie]

People got reseted

[soft gyro]

loads of ppl

[light prairie]

I do chill glitched

Glitches

[soft gyro]

my friend did it got like 1.2 billion next day he got reseted🤣

[light prairie]

Damn hahahah

Xd

[soft gyro]

anyway I hate glitches

[light prairie]

You did say like 6 times ok

[wintry heron]

if i was to start new character and delete 1st character, how do i grind back after this dlc, 0$ let's say

[soft gyro]

gotta make sure the mods know xd

[stable oar]

I cant wait until they add yuri in the next update

[wintry heron]

?warnings 885569138964201512

[light prairie]

@soft gyro actually I don’t care very much

[wintry heron]

lol L imagine glitching

play the game legit or quit it.

[patent nexus]

I did not know that was possible but I will be sure to put it on mine when I can

[light prairie]

But @soft gyro is my best friend we do glitches every time

[soft gyro]

I don’t associate with this guy

[light prairie]

Ban him tool

[wintry heron]

if gta O is not befitting of your play style, maybe it never was for you

[light prairie]

Hahah

[wintry heron]

@light prairie you also talked about glitching

[light prairie]

Yea

[stable oar]

The fun about playing the game is playing the game

[wintry heron]

how do i get better at pvp @patent nexus

[patent nexus]

Rip

[wintry heron]

i just know you can defend yourself

[patent nexus]

Practice

[stable oar]

Practice

[humble river]

Does anyone know which location agent Johnson is at?

[wintry heron]

i keep getting blasted lmao tho.

[light prairie]

I known but just for fun

[stable oar]

Here is a tip

[patent nexus]

Like I don't know what else to tell you

[wintry heron]

how do i practice my aim and dodging bullets

[stable oar]

If you see something useful

Copy them

Make it your own

[patent nexus]

Practice with all that you use

[humble river]

Which location is agent Johnson at for the ulp missions

[patent nexus]

By sniping

[wintry heron]

best weapons for ground PVP?

[drifting harbor]

Guys do I have to buy an executive office to start cayo solo?

[stable oar]

Sniper and rpg

[split quartz]

Mate, i literally have 1.5m. And Rockstar deleted my cayo, pink diamond and 3gold heist so now i can earn money by doing fuck all

[buoyant scaffold]

Heavy sniper mk 2

[stable oar]

Bro i just wanna watch scooby doo

[wintry heron]

W rockstar

[patent nexus]

Overall, heavy sniper mk2

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

do not glitch boys

always use protection 👍

[drifting harbor]

Guys do I have to buy an executive office to start cayo solo?

[buoyant scaffold]

No

[wintry heron]

no lol

just kosatka.

I will never use any glitch 😉

[drifting harbor]

It says I need to be a ceo or vip to stsat

Start*

[buoyant scaffold]

Or mc

[wintry heron]

are you lying

[patent nexus]

Kosatka and either
An office for CEO
A clubhouse for MC
Or 50k on hand for VIP
Is what you need to start Cayo

[drifting harbor]

How do I get an MC

Ok thx

[wintry heron]

would it be a lie if i said no

?tag r mod

[patent nexus]

Or well you need to pay the startup fee

[wintry heron]

glitchers and modders are a proof that devolutionism is real, Darwin's opposite theory

[fallow mural]

This is not a glitching/modding server. DO NOT request help for/promote glitching

[wintry heron]

don’t talk about glitching

simple

[buoyant scaffold]

Yes sir

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron if you ever need promotion just stalk lfg channels, especially PC

[patent nexus]

Also @wintry heron it's mostly just money glitches and such that shouldn't be discussed right?

[drifting harbor]

What is modding? Modding weapons?

[wintry heron]

you get double points cause there's modded + glitch heist

[wintry heron]

illegal activities

[patent nexus]

Like I haven't seen anyone get banned for talking about the telescope glitch lol

[wintry heron]

money glitching is not allowed

[wintry heron]

cause mods aren't always active

[drifting harbor]

Omg 😱

[wintry heron]

or modded cars

[patent nexus]

Right

[wintry heron]

but i don't support any glitching too, anything tht r* did not intend is not what i do.

what about clothing glitches?

still exploits

[drifting harbor]

🎆

[wintry heron]

yeah i don't support that either

[patent nexus]

Bro 😭

It's literally just making cooler outfits

[wintry heron]

that's it, they didn't ban me

[spring stump]

ok do i buy the granger or the jubilee

for RC car

[patent nexus]

Hmm

[buoyant scaffold]

Same i have nothing against it but i just choose not to do it

[wintry heron]

that’s ok

abandoned the acc tho

[patent nexus]

I don't know anything about the granger

[wintry heron]

ong fr

COSMETIC GLITCHES ARE ALLOWED

nah i have everything against glitches

[spring stump]

think about the OG granger

but better

and has missile jammer

and the choice to equip RC car

[patent nexus]

Or RC*

[buoyant scaffold]

And armour

[patent nexus]

Yeah

[buoyant scaffold]

Snd machine guns

[stable oar]

Help

[spring stump]

and mines

so with that said

[buoyant scaffold]

And bullet resistant windows to some extent

[spring stump]

granger or jubilee

[patent nexus]

The machine guns are kind of extremely horrible from what I've heard but they're like

All you've got when in the RC

[stable oar]

That would probably glitch the game alot

[wintry heron]

that’s my business

[buoyant scaffold]

How

[wintry heron]

so defensive for what lol

[stable oar]

Its all of our buisness

[buoyant scaffold]

It literallg has them

[wintry heron]

good boy being bad boy

petition to ban good boy and make me the owner

[stable oar]

Cause then the code can either be abused to make god mode cars or it will make doors unable to open with a minor problem

[buoyant scaffold]

Well are people abusing it right now?

[stable oar]

Eventually they might

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump you know how the FIB and the IAA have been at war for decades?

[buoyant scaffold]

The windows can take a few bullets

[stable oar]

iia is gonna make their own ai army

Like clifford

[compact ginkgo]

The FIB better do something then

But us.

We will stay out of it.

[stable oar]

I just know it when that guy said “its in the tight hands”

[compact ginkgo]

We're clearly the most powerful of the 3

[stable oar]

They have alien tech

[compact ginkgo]

they what?

[stable oar]

So they have weapons advantage

[buoyant scaffold]

Merryweather will do something

[compact ginkgo]

send pictures

i need to see this

[compact ginkgo]

@whole juniper Will you?

[mental hound]

Nah IAA is better than FIB and Merryweather

[buoyant scaffold]

I hope we get some sort of story line with the military

[mental hound]

Plus N.O.O.S.E. Ppl kill your agents easily

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001620172941049976/ezgif.com-gif-maker_8.gif

[mental hound]

Current GTA community:

[patent nexus]

[compact ginkgo]

exactly

noose units

[mental hound]

Tho

Which one is better.

IAA FIB Merryweather Or N.O.O.S.E?

[stable oar]

Just a reminder the fib have alien tech and the iia now have clifford tech

We just gave them a weapon

[compact ginkgo]

huh?

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-noob-skill-issue-simply-a-difference-in-skill-gif-20780203

[wintry heron]

I like bombs

[stable oar]

I like waffles

[wintry heron]

Couldn't tell

[soft gyro]

😞

[mellow sparrow]

Yo holy shit

thge 2x sell is kinda OP

[opal atlas]

Guys I have 3 million+ money what is the best car that I should buy

[mellow sparrow]

1mil from a full coke lockup

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002731009944596490/ezgif.com-gif-maker_12.gif

[opal atlas]

Like a ground vechile

[mint zealot]

Faggio

[mellow sparrow]

^^^

yes

best

faggio

[opal atlas]

How much does it cost

[patent nexus]

Buy a Ruffian

[mint zealot]

3 dollars

[patent nexus]

No joke

15k and super fun for jumps in the city

[gloomy flax]

the molotok does it better

[light prairie]

I hate glitches

[patent nexus]

[patent nexus]

So true

[mint zealot]

Molotok more like Stinkytok

[opal atlas]

I’m want a fast and fully customizable car for at 2 mil

[light prairie]

It’s very bad I don’t recommend

[gloomy flax]

shut

[patent nexus]

See this is the correct opinion

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[mellow sparrow]

its usually 500kish for upgrades in a car

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002729777347690556/ezgif.com-gif-maker_21.gif

[gloomy flax]

save up for toreador

[mellow sparrow]

so ur looking for a 1.5mil car

[gloomy flax]

it can swim

and it has a boost i think

and missle

[soft gyro]

But Deluxo

buy

[opal atlas]

Some think like this

[gloomy flax]

cring

[light prairie]

Yeah buy deluxo

[opal atlas]

No I don’t like deluxe

Deluxo

[soft gyro]

Bru

[patent nexus]

@opal atlas Are you looking for a car car or a murder car?

[mint zealot]

Why

:(

[opal atlas]

Car car

[gloomy flax]

get the molotok

[patent nexus]

Alright

[soft gyro]

Buy the faggio

[patent nexus]

[soft gyro]

Very cheap

[gloomy flax]

buy the molotok

[soft gyro]

and fast

[gloomy flax]

best plane in the game

[opal atlas]

I already have mk2

[light prairie]

Buy issi its best 😂

[mint zealot]

Ew cringe mk2 user

[soft gyro]

Yes issi number 1 car

[gloomy flax]

it can take 1000 missles

[light prairie]

For sure

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002377859349872640/ezgif.com-gif-maker_13.gif

[opal atlas]

Use it for driving around city

[soft gyro]

Buy scramjet

v fun

[patent nexus]

^

Legit

[opal atlas]

Promise not for grieving

[mint zealot]

The mk2 doesn't drive, it hovers

[patent nexus]

Scramjet is a fucking blast

[light prairie]

Common it’s very funny to kill people for no reasons you can’t say no tho that

[opal atlas]

Griefing

[mint zealot]

Uneducated swine!!!

[gloomy flax]

Lol!

[soft gyro]

but scramjet

[opal atlas]

What car car should I buy for 1.5 mil

[soft gyro]

buy

Oof nvm

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002708258466824232/ezgif.com-gif-maker_19.gif

[light prairie]

I have scramjet it’s have bennys wheel it’s very cool

[patent nexus]

I don't think mods care about wheel glitches

[soft gyro]

Cant buy shit with 1.5

[light prairie]

I don’t known wanna be safe haha

[soft gyro]

get ur money up

[gloomy flax]

holy fuck those graphics

[mint zealot]

This will be gta graphics in 2016

[latent pelican]

you can buy approximately 2,000 customized faggios

[soft gyro]

Worth it my bad

[patent nexus]

Wdym

[light prairie]

@opal atlas just have a 100% Chance and get the podium vechile

[gloomy flax]

nice graphics

[patent nexus]

Thanks

[soft gyro]

lol do daily wheel spin

[patent nexus]

My GPU is fueled by hatred for the Molotok

[gloomy flax]

wait thats you

[light prairie]

Right

[patent nexus]

Maybe

[sullen osprey]

Solo grinders actually got screwed in this update

[wintry heron]

Not really

[soft gyro]

@opal atlas buy vigilante

[patent nexus]

No

[light prairie]

Yeahh

[stable oar]

Vigilante mkII?

[light prairie]

Mkll for sure

[gloomy flax]

ive made 700k'

[patent nexus]

If all you ever want to do is the cayo heist then sure, you got "screwed"

Otherwise it improved grinding massively

[stable oar]

Vigilante is definitely a great car

[light prairie]

@patent nexus that’s right

[sullen osprey]

I just wish they made all the heists solo I don’t like Cayo

[gloomy flax]

molotok is the best plane for grinding

[soft gyro]

Bru

[latent pelican]

buy friends

[light prairie]

Cayo is best

And easy

[soft gyro]

Get ur money up

[patent nexus]

That would be nearly impossible because of how the old heists were designed

[light prairie]

Smooth like butter

[sullen osprey]

I earned 10 mil yesterday

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801574251093819393/1002730910556373052/ezgif.com-gif-maker_22.gif

[opal atlas]

Don’t want to buy from war stock

[light prairie]

You live in 2015?

Haha

[gloomy flax]

i think i might end up getting the oppressor cause its good for grinding

[patent nexus]

Wdym

[mint zealot]

no!!!

[soft gyro]

Get mk1

[light prairie]

The graphics dmn

[wintry heron]

Stop playing gta and make friends

[gloomy flax]

instead of the toreador

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001607179582836776/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[light prairie]

Yeah do it

[soft gyro]

oppressor mk1

[sullen osprey]

No my friends just think this games shit

[patent nexus]

My goal is to have gifs like this for every single possible conversation in this server

[gloomy flax]

i already have a terrobyte

[mint zealot]

Your friends are right

[wintry heron]

where are you getting these gifs from 👀

[light prairie]

No one wants to be my friend help meeee

[ionic solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/brucedropemoff-sus-gif-19491363

me rn

[patent nexus]

Idk I'm just really good at going through the internet

[wintry heron]

Go out in the real world and make friends

[gloomy flax]

rockstar to gta 5

[sullen osprey]

I know I’ve developed Stockholm syndrome

[soft gyro]

R* to the professional

[ionic solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-pink-gif-18685660

[light prairie]

Can’t my wheelchair does not charge very quickly

[ionic solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-meme-when-the-gta4-gif-21550012

[gloomy flax]

as they should

[wintry heron]

Get a manual wheelchair

5 speed manual

[light prairie]

It’s very hard d

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-hypnosis-gif-21007414

[ionic solstice]

me fr

[mint zealot]

So true Bestie!!!

[ionic solstice]

🤣

[gloomy flax]

the professional is the best gta youtuber

[ionic solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/lils-silly-duck-lilsduck-ducky-duck-duck-riri-the-duck-gif-19719423

[light prairie]

Hahaha

[gloomy flax]

no one tops him and the molotok

[ionic solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495261313451425802/997589491504132167/shitposting-v9384b.gif

[soft gyro]

Puther>professional

[gloomy flax]

a literal god of a youtuber

[mint zealot]

I can top him 😏

[stable oar]

We need to nuke the planet and start from scratch

[ionic solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899354213748990022/988885193664376832/undefined_-_Imgur.gif

[light prairie]

Who is Mia Kahlifa she just messaged me at on Instagram

[stable oar]

[wintry heron]

average tgg member

[ionic solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/miller-grove-meme-lol-black-kid-kid-gif-19310057

[stable oar]

Humanity was a mistake

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-bestie-so-true-patrick-bateman-angel-gif-23081489

[ionic solstice]

am i allowed to drop a nitro here

[mint zealot]

No

[ionic solstice]

ok

[light prairie]

Anyone gift me nitro nowwww

[wintry heron]

so satisfying

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[ionic solstice]

wellp new server than

[wintry heron]

lazer brings back the 1800s the way it owns mk2s

[wintry heron]

You can try

[stable oar]

I have to be honest

[sullen osprey]

Bro rockstar duped. My car

[soft gyro]

Hey no talking about glitch les here

[light prairie]

Thanks it works you are the KING

[wintry heron]

they setting you up

[stable oar]

Would going through a brick wall hurt you?

[sullen osprey]

I didn’t do anything

[patent nexus]

Also to actually answer your question, I make them
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796411125536784467/982653887221747823/Mk2_snipe12.mp4

[sullen osprey]

It was accident

[wintry heron]

Nice 👍

[soft gyro]

Ah shit

[patent nexus]

Thanks

[soft gyro]

Ur getting reset

[gloomy flax]

the professional is andrew tate but in gta

[wintry heron]

that outfit

[soft gyro]

unlucky mate

[wintry heron]

Best outfit

[patent nexus]

[light prairie]

We hate dupe

[patent nexus]

Yes I love it

[light prairie]

Right

[mint zealot]

Yeah they're both fucking cringe!!!

[wintry heron]

barefoot

[wintry heron]

professional is sadistic

[light prairie]

I have foot fetish is it bad

[gloomy flax]

yea but one isnt

[wintry heron]

tate is just modernistic af

[patent nexus]

Just as cringe and not even as cool

[wintry heron]

tate at least gets hoes

professional hasnt been in contact

bro looks draught

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-lollipop-chainsaw-gif-22125921

[light prairie]

EL RUBIO

[soft gyro]

love that guy

[gloomy flax]

EL RUBIO

[light prairie]

Same

[gloomy flax]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-lollipop-chainsaw-gif-22125921

bruh

[wintry heron]

its the new tryhard one

[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

i used to see people in depressed face tattos

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-failure-lollipop-chainsaw-gif-22133688

[wintry heron]

now its that

[gloomy flax]

my gta outfit mid

[sullen osprey]

It’s a clean dupe

[light prairie]

Guys I’m going to smack my meat see you in a hour

[wintry heron]

do you consider yourself a tryhard, griefer, or all @patent nexus

[gloomy flax]

❓

[soft gyro]

Mods are after u now

[patent nexus]

I wouldn't call myself a tryhard but like

[wintry heron]

i mean do you troll low levels sometimes

[sullen osprey]

😭😭😭

[wintry heron]

not grief tho

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey mute him for duping

[patent nexus]

I do pvp in this game a lot, and if someone is fighting sweaty I'll fight sweaty as well

[soft gyro]

unlucky mate

[light prairie]

We hate glitches

[wintry heron]

@sullen osprey nice bio

[sullen osprey]

I didn’t dupe

[patent nexus]

Oh yeah absolutely, it's fucking hilarious if you do it in funny ways
I don't grief cargo and such though

[sullen osprey]

My game froze then I enter my garage and there was a second one

[wintry heron]

lol

[light prairie]

Whic girl celeb have best feet

[wintry heron]

insurgent v nightshark @patent nexus

[mint zealot]

Yeah you're getting wiped

Sorry bub

[patent nexus]

Nightshark

[wintry heron]

say good bye mothafucka

[patent nexus]

Better in mostly every way

[wintry heron]

youre banned bye

[wintry heron]

Your account is getting banned

[light prairie]

Yea

[soft gyro]

ur acc is gone so sorry

[wintry heron]

youre so done for

[light prairie]

It’s banned Nikki

[patent nexus]

Insurgent has better protection against gunfire but that's about it

[wintry heron]

oh

@staff

@moderators

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey what’s your Xbox gta name

[spring stump]

[wintry heron]

youre so done for ggz bro @sullen osprey

say goodbye to the account

[spring stump]

why the fuck am i being involved

[sullen osprey]

Why

[wintry heron]

expect rockstar to knock on your door in the next 24 hours @sullen osprey

[soft gyro]

Cya mate unlucky

[light prairie]

We need to report you for duping

[wintry heron]

it was a good run bro @sullen osprey

ggz @sullen osprey

[light prairie]

Gggz

[soft gyro]

@sullen osprey ggz

[wintry heron]

just opened a rockstar ticket, filed a fbi report

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey ggz

[wintry heron]

and a cia federal report regarding this incident

[mint zealot]

@sullen osprey ggz

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey ggz

[sullen osprey]

@sullen osprey see ya nerd

[wintry heron]

huh

what

[wintry heron]

expect el rubio + chinese officials to come to your door, 3-5 business days

[soft gyro]

@sullen osprey just called merryweather on u

[mint zealot]

Nothing tazer

[wintry heron]

reported for multiple crimes and offenses

[patent nexus]

@sullen osprey I hate to break it to you, but you are going to be permanently HWID banned from GTA, banned from this server and R* is going to sue you

[wintry heron]

no i’m here

@sullen osprey enjoy the time bro, wasa good run

[mint zealot]

Go back to your cave

[wintry heron]

just reported you to swedish federal government

[light prairie]

DMN @sullen osprey see you

[soft gyro]

@sullen osprey placed bounty on u sorry mate

[patent nexus]

I support this

[wintry heron]

NATO is now aware on you sorry @sullen osprey

[sullen osprey]

@sullen osprey reported you loser Sox

[wintry heron]

reported for sex offence and not defense

[light prairie]

Jag är svensk

[soft gyro]

@sullen osprey reported to IAA lester is now his way via mk2

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey gggz

[patent nexus]

Jag gråter just nu, vi kommer bli bannlysta från denna server för att vi inte pratar engelska

[sullen osprey]

@sullen osprey gg

[mint zealot]

Oui oui baguettes

[light prairie]

Ja vi kommer det

[patent nexus]

French!?!?

[sullen osprey]

Oh shit I actaully got wiped

[wintry heron]

french =/= swedish

que paso

[patent nexus]

The garage?

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-bread-lets-get-this-eat-gif-16039589

[wintry heron]

bye bye fucker

[patent nexus]

Cute cat

[light prairie]

Anyone Wich girl celebrities have the best feet

[soft gyro]

cya

[sullen osprey]

Hang on someone’s knocking on my door

[wintry heron]

enjoy the ban

[mint zealot]

Your mum

[wintry heron]

It’s me

Open the door

i just called for multiple IRL apaches to destroy you

I’m waiting

[soft gyro]

It’s me

[light prairie]

Not it’s me knock knock

[soft gyro]

I’m here

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/har-har-har-har-har-har-har-har-freddy-fazbear-big-near-bigger-lmao-fnaf-gif-24294169

[soft gyro]

open up rn

[sullen osprey]

It’s rockstar

[soft gyro]

Must by lester

[sullen osprey]

They shot my dog😭

[patent nexus]

There's a pre-nerf Oppressor Mk2 heading towards your exact location @sullen osprey

[soft gyro]

L

[stable forum]

Hey

[mint zealot]

no

[light prairie]

Your dog definitely deserves that

[patent nexus]

Mean

[soft gyro]

L dog

[stable forum]

tf (jk)

[sullen osprey]

I’m gonna tell them operation paper trail was bad

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/classovatrash-wise_wolfy-wise-den-rileydreal1-gif-20220881

[light prairie]

@soft gyro I’m laughing hard

[light prairie]

Did taste good ?

[mint zealot]

Obviously

[soft gyro]

Agent ulp is gonna be v angry

[wintry heron]

just called russia to recover tsar bomb and drop it on you @sullen osprey

cya

[stable forum]

Aaaaaaaaa

[light prairie]

anyone I’m girl anyone wants NU

[sullen osprey]

Who enjoyed operation paper trail

[stable forum]

nobody want to play gta with a woman

[soft gyro]

Final mission was good

[mint zealot]

I want you to help us seize the means of production, comrade!!!

[light prairie]

I’m going to smack my meat see guys

[wintry heron]

i wanted to make a joke

so bad

[light prairie]

Hahaha

[mint zealot]

You don't need to make jokes, we can take a look at your life

[light prairie]

Im horny FA

bye bye

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-cope-seethe-mald-gif-23320121

[wintry heron]

yeah you’re right

[soft gyro]

good boy I’ve been very good

[stable forum]

my pfp look like he did something wrong and he is getting told off by his mother

[wintry heron]

but are you really one to talk?

[storm perch]

Hows new dlc going with you guys?

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-23156898

[soft gyro]

shush

[light prairie]

Girls send me picture any time np I’m LESTER

[mint zealot]

Have you ever seen a degloved penis

[light prairie]

YES

[soft gyro]

🫣

[sullen osprey]

I actaually like the Cayo nerf

[light prairie]

@sullen osprey I like you

[stable forum]

Go die

:))