🚔┃gta-discussion

[spring stump]

wouldn’t recommend it

[patent nexus]

Why did the gif get stretched???

[ruby widget]

ezgif

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-noob-skill-issue-simply-a-difference-in-skill-gif-20780203

[spark rock]

Love the new super car thoe the one that you can win at the casino

[patent nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801574251093819393/1002377859349872640/ezgif.com-gif-maker_13.gif

There we go

[spark rock]

I only use it in missions

[patent nexus]

Has happened before, is it a common issue with gifs from ezgif?

[ruby widget]

why do those use it in missions need countermeasures and top tier missiles

[patent nexus]

I understand, and I still judge you for it

[ruby widget]

idk never made a gif

[spring stump]

the countermeasures are for the brainlets who can’t pvp

kek

[patent nexus]

Lmao alright

[spark rock]

It gets your around the map fast i never used the countermeasures ever

[ruby widget]

then why does the nerf affect you

[spark rock]

If I'm in free mode I use cars

[ruby widget]

who only use it in missions

[elfin mango]

Mk2 nerf didn't even really matter if you can sell in invite onlys although tbf I only didn't like them because they fucked jets over

[spark rock]

The made the missiles not track on ai

[ruby widget]

then fucking free aim

[patent nexus]

Imagine having to aim at NPCs, too much effort 🙄

[ruby widget]

fr

[spring stump]

no the fuck they didn’t?

[patent nexus]

???

[spring stump]

you legit fly in a loop

it’s piss easy to take them out

[spark rock]

When your grinding and not hacking or glitching you need every little time savers

[patent nexus]

1. The Mk2 nerf is a massive thing because not everyone is going to bore themselves to death in invite only sessions
2. The Mk2 DOES NOT fuck over jets

I can show you a billion trillion examples of why you are wrong

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796411125536784467/953631171642818560/Hydra_mk2_5.mp4

Exhibit 1

[ruby widget]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-success-epic-embed-epic-embed-win-epic-embed-victory-embed-win-gif-23313032

[spark rock]

The new missions are not bad th3 payouts and good asf I'm almost to a mill again I just finished 2 missions

[patent nexus]

Was just about to say "hope it embeds"

[ruby widget]

lol lucky

[gloomy flax]

i need a grinding method

[elfin mango]

I mean when your mid dogfight with another jet and you get inturupted by a ghost mk2 spamming missiles so you have to circle around

[gloomy flax]

i want to get a deluxo

[patent nexus]

Oh

Ooooooooh

Yeah I feel you on that one

[gloomy flax]

or toredor

[ruby widget]

shark cards

[spark rock]

Anyone fund out where to start the new night club stuff

[jovial zealot]

Me enjoying closed friend session businesses grinding unmolested by dumbasses in all black tactical gear ramming me or blowing my shit up with other methods

[spark rock]

I went to my nightclub and I can't find the new shit

[ruby widget]

lmao

[patent nexus]

I mean sure but how can you enjoy being completely alone in a session doing the same thing over and over again

Like I understand if you wanna do big shipments in invite only

But just

No

I couldn't stand playing with literally nobody around

[spring stump]

go to contacts

[gloomy flax]

los santos is fucking detroit with a different name

[spark rock]

I do my sell stuff in public for the extra money

[jovial zealot]

I like the missions and if i did it in free roam it would take 3x as long cause of jackasses

[spring stump]

call yohan

[patent nexus]

Same

[spark rock]

In the phone

[spring stump]

yes

go to yohan

[elfin mango]

I still think it doesn't help people selling that much anyways because instead of being blown up by a mk2 you get blown up by explo jet guns

[spring stump]

done

[spark rock]

OK thank you

[spring stump]

i mean

explosive sniper exists

so gg

[patent nexus]

My guy, jet griefers will not be that much more common now

[spark rock]

I don't have that in my phone

[patent nexus]

And horrible pilots won't do much damage with jets anyways

[spring stump]

wait for him to contact you then

[jovial zealot]

Jets require two functioning brain cells instead of one

[patent nexus]

-Somebody who doesn't fly jets

[spark rock]

I been in this session for about 2 hrs now

[spring stump]

i suck at jets and this is kinda true

[elfin mango]

Do people genuinely struggle to hit a slow post op van with a jet???

[patent nexus]

[spring stump]

but that’s fine because i’m decent at helis and MK I

so

[jovial zealot]

Ive seen some bad jet pilots more after opp nerf lol

[patent nexus]

Some do but that's not necessarily what I'm talking about

[elfin mango]

Nah cargobob grief meta then

Just fucking hook the cargo

[patent nexus]

And is that a problem? Noob griefers are more dangerous on (old) Mk2s than in jets

[gloomy flax]

what is the best way to get to 3 mill

pls help

[patent nexus]

[knotty harness]

mk2 ain't as good anymore?

[elfin mango]

Cayo then casino

[patent nexus]

Nope

[elfin mango]

Or cayo drugs

[jovial zealot]

Never said it was i just dont want to have the risk of being molested by anything

[knotty harness]

what'd they do? nerf homing?

[ruby widget]

hi sex

[knotty harness]

hello

[elfin mango]

That and flare cooldown

[knotty harness]

damn

[jovial zealot]

So w closed sessions

[spring stump]

tbf it’s those little kiddy brainlets who think: “oh no, my noob bike got nerfed! must use jets! so OP! i can’t be shot down! it requires no skill like my boob bike! maybe my parents will love me more if they see me devote my life support to a pixel jet and become pixel pilot! wow!”

reality: they just suck at pvp

[patent nexus]

I just couldn't be bothered to grind in closed sessions anymore

If anything, I WANT the risk, but that's likely because 1. I don't do big sell missions and 2. I'm confident that I can usually fight off whoever comes after me

[knotty harness]

masochist 😏

[spring stump]

sex is typing

nice

[patent nexus]

Maybe, but most likely I just find it far too boring to grind in closed sessions

[elfin mango]

I tried to sell in a public and one of my bikes got gasolined by a level 2 when the other 3 were being delivered

[patent nexus]

Like oh no, an mk2 dumbass is going after my Hydra while I'm doing a payphone hit

Big whoop

[spring stump]

honestly selling in public lobbies is SCREAMING at other players “grief me”

[spark rock]

Well lot of us use them in missions I have never used mine to greaf

[spring stump]

especially nowadays

not being funny

[patent nexus]

Usually I'll just kill them, do the mission and then keep killing them

[spark rock]

Well some us grinders want that bonus

[jovial zealot]

it sucks that low levels dont know any better cause r* pretty much screams DOOO ITTTT DESTROY THE CARGOOOO

[patent nexus]

The new high demand bonus is a big deal

The old 1% per player was good, now it's doubled

[spring stump]

i mean, that’s up to them. i just find it pointless imo, because the risk of being griefed vs having a higher payout

[spark rock]

Hell yeah

[spring stump]

i would want a less risk of being griefed - i could give a fuck about the player bonus

personally

[elfin mango]

Nah respect the grind but I did have to go 30 and 0 on him

[hollow spade]

I’m not getting killed by oppressors much anymore

[patent nexus]

I can't wait to be able to use HELICOPTERS against Mk2s

[proud latch]

What's yall first business

[elfin mango]

Ik this sounds weird but I like being griefed by people kinda it's fun

[spring stump]

helis are viable

[hollow spade]

Wym

[jovial zealot]

Bunker

[patent nexus]

Like as I've said before, there was only one Heli that could consistently fight an mk2 and that was a 2-man Hunter

[spring stump]

i’ve seen a shit load today

[spark rock]

Im happy

[proud latch]

Yk, when u guys were newbie im tryna get an idea

[patent nexus]

Now almost all helis stand a fighting chance

[spring stump]

like honestly

[hollow spade]

Vehicle Warehouse

[patent nexus]

Probably because the biggest pain in the ass for helis has been nerfed

[spring stump]

the only thing i would be worried about oppressor wise is an MK I in a heli

that’s it

[patent nexus]

Like PVPing in Helis is reeeeally fun until they pull out an mk2 because you KNOW you have to jump or die

[spring stump]

basically

[patent nexus]

Nah dude, Deluxos, Scramjets and such will still fuck you up

But they're not as common

[hollow spade]

I don’t get why the Vigilante isn’t armored 💀

[rancid edge]

Oppresser mk1 or Deluxo?

[spring stump]

not really. for deluxos, treat them the same as pre nerf MK I - fly at full speed in a large loop, and pop flares

[patent nexus]

In a heli, there's literally no possible way to dodge Deluxo missiles without countermeasures or weird hunter speed glitch shenanigans

[patent nexus]

Unpopular opinion I bet, but Deluxo

Both are good but

Deluxo

[spring stump]

you don’t need speed glitch

[burnt fiber]

Can 3 ppl join my heist pls I’m new to gta

[spring stump]

at all

[patent nexus]

Are you sure?

[wintry heron]

What heist is it

[proud latch]

Is it worth saving 2 mil for a bunker as a lvl 18

[patent nexus]

I'm guessing we're talking about the same thing

[burnt fiber]

Prison break

[patent nexus]

Basically doing one giant loop to outrun the missile

[wintry heron]

Oof no ty

But try #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[burnt fiber]

K thx

[spring stump]

just maintain max speed, fly in a large loop - it forces the missile to turn, so it loses speed, and pop flares to force the missile to turn further, and it hits the flare, making you safe

[patent nexus]

Bunker is a good way to make money

[spring stump]

keep doing it till he exhausts his ammo cap

[patent nexus]

Idk if it's the first thing you should go for though

[mild creek]

Can anyone start up a heist so I can start grinding money?

[jovial zealot]

Id say get an agency as it needs no upgrades to run at max profitability and its on sale rn

[spring stump]

it should be

research

[patent nexus]

Either Cayo or maybe even import export with an office and vehicle warehouse

[spring stump]

that’s it

[proud latch]

Hmm should i go for clubhouse first?

[patent nexus]

No

Don't bother with MC businesses

You will go insane

[proud latch]

Why

[jovial zealot]

Agency gives vip work and payphone which are both rather good

[patent nexus]

Because they are physically painful

[patent nexus]

Agreed

[jovial zealot]

Dr dre is a great contract

[patent nexus]

OH RIGHT

[proud latch]

I thought mc business is more fun and interesting

[patent nexus]

Agencies are on sale

[wintry heron]

The first passive business u should get is bunker, then fully upgrade it

[spring stump]

@proud latch i’d recommend bunker personally, because you get the research, and it’s 3x speed up as well

[patent nexus]

I'd get an agency if I were you @proud latch

[spring stump]

as well as money

[wintry heron]

Wait @proud latch do u have a kosatka or arcade yet?

[proud latch]

What's a research, sorry im new and i haven't bought a single property yet

[burnt fiber]

Anyone down to help with prison break pls I need 3 ppl

[jovial zealot]

Can get a stock one for 1.2mil and your good to go for active money making

[proud latch]

Just an apartment

[proud latch]

Agency? Where is it?

[patent nexus]

Yeah the security contracts and payphone hits are sweet

[spring stump]

tldr, you seen guys on YT, or even playing GTA who carry around explosive snipers, and incendiary round guns etc?

[patent nexus]

Dynasty 8 executive I believe

[wise musk]

Hey anyone know what's new in the update regarding buissness?

[spring stump]

those will be locked by the bunker research

which you need to complete

[wintry heron]

Do you know about the 3 treasure hunts?

The axe
The navy revolver
The golden revolver

[patent nexus]

I'd suggest watching a vid on it to get a comprehensive idea

[proud latch]

Oh so that's research

[spark rock]

I like the new selling stuff in the bunker

[patent nexus]

TGG made one I believe

[spring stump]

i would strongly urge

for it

to be the earliest thing you do

i really do

[proud latch]

Uh not really but i found an odd small key in the street yesterday idk if it has something to do with it

[wise musk]

Tgg haven't posted one yet nay recommendations?

[spring stump]

i went crates first and i regretted it after i got bunker

lmao

it was pain

[proud latch]

Is bunker without upgrades still good

[wintry heron]

Just search up guides for those three treasure hunts I listed on YouTube. You’ll earn 750k total

[spring stump]

it’s decent

[patent nexus]

Just search for "Gta online the criminal enterprise update" or something like that

[wise musk]

Alright thnx

[gloomy flax]

^

[patent nexus]

There's plenty of good vids on it

[patent nexus]

It's okay

Personally, I'd still suggest getting an Agency since they're on sale

And very good

[wintry heron]

I don’t know tbh, I only bought bunker when I had enough money to upgrade it to max immediately

[jovial zealot]

Bunkers added mini sell mission for 50k and added research sourcing for free via agent 14

Special cargo you can hire the npc inside to fetch cargo and have a chance at getting a mini sell mission for 50k

Mc clubhouse has an auto shop upgrade thats imo not worth it and has a invisible popularity guage you can fill doing resup missions to get pennies per day

[patent nexus]

You also get access to an Armory where you can buy armor and upgrade your guns to Mk2 variants

[wintry heron]

Yeah it goes up to 150k too if you fill your stock and wait a while

[jovial zealot]

No thats just the first time bonus

[patent nexus]

Also this part is overlooked, but with a weapon workshop or armory you can get the Heavy sniper regardless of your level @proud latch

And I HIGHLY recommend it

[wintry heron]

Ohhh ic

[patent nexus]

Epsecially the heavy sniper mk2

[wintry heron]

Still a decent money to make money ig

[jovial zealot]

Its something to spice it up

[wintry heron]

Ya

[jovial zealot]

Also apparently the special cargo npc sourcing as actually pretty good but only if you own a billion warehouses

Like 3mil/hr

Allegedly

[spark rock]

Yeah I'm getting some money up so I can have them source some stuff

[jovial zealot]

Cost like 20m or something to buy that many warehouses so pain

[spark rock]

You can only have 2 CEO wheelhouses

[patent nexus]

Are you sure?

I feel like I've seen people with more

[jovial zealot]

Yeah

[spark rock]

Last time I checked yes

[wheat knoll]

can anyone help me?

[patent nexus]

With?

[jovial zealot]

Yup the guy i seen the video of has 5 large warehouses

[wheat knoll]

selling my cocaine

[patent nexus]

Can't

Also, #💻〢businesses-lfg-pc

Now it's pretty late though, so unlikely to find someone right now

[spark rock]

Prob hacking

[patent nexus]

Or well it's very late for me, somewhat late if you're American

[jovial zealot]

watch?v=sI5maUlW83M since bot doesnt like links for proof guy takes 5 years to explain the crate method and shows warehouses at the end

[patent nexus]

The professional?

[jovial zealot]

Game reviews guy

[patent nexus]

Okay

[spark rock]

Yeah I don't click links from discord good try

[spring stump]

tbh GTA gentlemen is quite good at explaining CEO crates

[patent nexus]

The professional made good grinding guides back in the day but I still cringe over the fact that he recommended the molotok 😭

[spring stump]

he made a guide on the large warehouses

[patent nexus]

?????

[spring stump]

and it’s really good

[patent nexus]

First of all, wrong goy

[spring stump]

would encourage it

[patent nexus]

Second of all, it's a YOUTUBE link

[spring stump]

to watch

[jovial zealot]

Its a partial youtube link idiot lmao

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump get better places for my vehicles

[spring stump]

ok but like IP grabbing

[compact ginkgo]

i hate having to go across the entire map

[spring stump]

manage your garage better then

[jovial zealot]

Bruh how tf do you ip grab from youtube

[patent nexus]

https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5maUlW83M

[spring stump]

oh no

you didn’t just ask that

oh dear fucking god

[compact ginkgo]

This is N.o.o.s.e you're screwed!

[jovial zealot]

My man doesnt check the spelling of youtube links ig

[spark rock]

Lol

[patent nexus]

What about it?

[formal gorge]

everytime i go from single player into multiplayer via the pause menu it i asks me if i wanna make a new gta 5 charactereven tho i alredy have one anyone know why?

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump Eat my ||Very very inappropriate word||

[spring stump]

basically take a link - let’s say a YT link - you put it into a IP grabbing site, and it’ll generate a code. give it to someone, and if they click on it it’ll access their IP

[compact ginkgo]

you can picture the rest

[spring stump]

and yes i fucking do

[compact ginkgo]

wait

why tf am i pinging him

[patent nexus]

But that doesn't matter because it's still a direct youtube link???????

[spark rock]

Yeah that's why I don't click links here

[spring stump]

ok one second

[jovial zealot]

Guys click on this you1ube.na link totally safe 🤓

[patent nexus]

Yes stuff like grabify exists but it literally gives you a different link

[signal mountain]

someone tryna do casino heist? it’s all setup on xbox

[spark rock]

You can't be safe now a days

[wintry heron]

Whats someone gonna do with ur ip

[compact ginkgo]

I'm the last thing you're ever gonna see!

[patent nexus]

My brother in Christ it is a direct link to the media platform "Youtube" owned by Alphabet Inc. the link is safe

[wintry heron]

Rockstar should add an update that we can buy LS customs in online

[wintry heron]

💀

Like we can in story mode

[compact ginkgo]

ummm

no

[wintry heron]

No but cut your stomach

[spark rock]

Still you just can't be to safe in this day and age

[wintry heron]

Why

;-;

[compact ginkgo]

because

no

[spark rock]

They can get your address n shit

[compact ginkgo]

the autoshop is basically that

[wintry heron]

I'll take that as a yes

[wintry heron]

with just an ip u cant rlly do shit, u needa send attacks and do different shit (from what ive read)

[compact ginkgo]

well you took that wrong

tf you gonna buy an LS customs for?

[wintry heron]

True

Who gets the ip tho

[compact ginkgo]

just kill the guy that owns it

and boom

[wintry heron]

you orr

[compact ginkgo]

you got one

@spring stump can i have a lazer?

[spark rock]

I dont want some sicko killing me in my sleep

[jovial zealot]

You literally cant grab someones ip from a youtube link you need to put it through an ip grabbing url shorterner service

[spring stump]

We were unable to move the aircraft to a suitable location.

[wintry heron]

Ok

[spring stump]

now manage your garage better

[wintry heron]

Upgrading cars for free?

[compact ginkgo]

no

[spark rock]

Who won that car today at the casino I know I did

[compact ginkgo]

because who tf wants to own a LS customs?

[compact ginkgo]

i won it yesterday

haha

[spark rock]

I like the car I got the next gen paint on it

[compact ginkgo]

is it a car that game with the update?

because i cannot tell

[spark rock]

I think

[compact ginkgo]

i need my name to be black

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001622261238865990/ezgif.com-gif-maker_6.gif

[compact ginkgo]

so i can fully take the role of a noose unit

nobody fucks with N.o.o.s.e

[jovial zealot]

They get your general region at best and if you actually cared about security seriously they wouldnt be able to do jack shit with an ip cause youd be running a vpn

[formal gorge]

everytime i go from single player into multiplayer via the pause menu it i asks me if i wanna make a new gta 5 charactereven tho i alredy have one anyone know why? ps5

[compact ginkgo]

imagine charging 25 bucks for a mode that hasn't been updated since gta online

[wintry heron]

just ddos them or overload their router, some kids used to do it to my brother cos he didnt know shit and the wifi would always go down

[formal gorge]

thanks for the help moron

[compact ginkgo]

you're welcome

also

i never even read your message

[formal gorge]

loser

[compact ginkgo]

maybe it's because you're on playstation?

you dont have loading issues on xbox

[formal gorge]

i dont think so

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump where's my lazer?

[spark rock]

Just hit the back butten

[spring stump]

i just

told you

lmao

[soft bluff]

Please, check #📸┃gta-media

[compact ginkgo]

ok get me a fucking rino then

[formal gorge]

it wont let me i have to close the game everytime

[soft bluff]

If you want to feel cursed

[compact ginkgo]

noose truck

[spring stump]

wait

noose truck?

[compact ginkgo]

yes

noose van

[spring stump]

chief that isn’t a registered vehicle

i can’t do that

[compact ginkgo]

ok uhhh

[spark rock]

Then go to make new online player and click on the one u use

[compact ginkgo]

patrol boat

[formal gorge]

I am scared it might delete my charater tho

[spring stump]

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump APC?

[spark rock]

Well try it I never had this issue I transferd one my old accounts

[spring stump]

fuck it

fine

[compact ginkgo]

no wait

[spring stump]

but you better pay me more for-

[compact ginkgo]

i want a

[spring stump]

.

no

[compact ginkgo]

hydra

[spring stump]

fuck off

[compact ginkgo]

get me a hydra

[spring stump]

APC or take it

[compact ginkgo]

no a hydare

hydra

[spring stump]

or leave it

[compact ginkgo]

i already own a APC

i forgot

[spring stump]

take it or leave it

final offer

[compact ginkgo]

i want a hydra

please

[spring stump]

no deal p

[compact ginkgo]

just just once

[spring stump]

[formal gorge]

I am going to try it on my second character

[compact ginkgo]

what do you want?

how much money you want?

please

[spring stump]

enough for the money laundering we get from customers who are stupid enough to pay into our scam

i mean, to ensure we are a top quality brand

[compact ginkgo]

just give me the hydra

[spring stump]

fucking

here

[compact ginkgo]

and i will pay top doilar

actually

i want the savage

[spring stump]

💀

[compact ginkgo]

forget the hydar

hydra

no no no

[wintry heron]

Lol hydar

[patent nexus]

Savage my beloved

[spring stump]

you knob i just delivered it

[compact ginkgo]

i want the rhino tank

[spring stump]

fuck you

give me my money

[compact ginkgo]

no wait

that tank sucks

[patent nexus]

I wonder, can the Savage dodge mk2 missiles consistently now?

[formal gorge]

@spark rock I fucking love u It worked u legend

[compact ginkgo]

i want the buzzard

[patent nexus]

It used to be the best heli for dodging missiles and now it's one of the worst

[compact ginkgo]

no no no

actually

[spring stump]

used to

[compact ginkgo]

i want the airport bus

wait no

i want this

[spring stump]

because the hitbox was below the heli itself

[compact ginkgo]

boxville

no no no

[spring stump]

idk if it can any more

[compact ginkgo]

actually just give me the apc

[patent nexus]

I know, then the Savage was nerfed, and then the mk2 was nerfed

So I'm wondering if the current savage can dodge current mk2 missiles

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump just give me the APC

[patent nexus]

That's literally not even a pegasus vehicle give him a break

[compact ginkgo]

it is

until you use MOC to upgrade it

[spark rock]

No prob

[patent nexus]

You're thinking of the Insurgent pick-up

Not the APC

[compact ginkgo]

you know the best thing about people with small cuts

they're cheap

[spring stump]

and so are you

[patent nexus]

[spring stump]

you cheap skate

[compact ginkgo]

nah

[spring stump]

now gimme

the

money

[compact ginkgo]

actually

i think i'll keep the money

i am noose after all

ok fuck you karma

[spark rock]

Since I'm on ps5 I can solve issues

[spring stump]

@wintry heron

oi

noose won’t pay

[compact ginkgo]

who tf repairs a stockade in plato bay

[spring stump]

can you help

[compact ginkgo]

no he cant

[patent nexus]

I think I feel genuine resentment towards The Professional for calling the Molotok good because "It can land and spam missiles"

Because now there's like 100000 dumbasses who repeat the exact same phase every time I call the Molotok bad

[spring stump]

when a grinder tries to talk PVP

but has no idea what they’re talking about

[patent nexus]

Like I KNOW IT CAN LAND but so can every single jet in the entire game with no problem

[spring stump]

exhibit A

[patent nexus]

Honestly it feels like a fucking meme

But it isn't

People are saying the Molotok is good because it can land 😭

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump he wont help

we have your money btw

and we ain't gonna give you it

[viscid trellis]

yoo just did scope out by myself for the first time

[spring stump]

it’s like walking into a bar, and you’re given a good beer, to be told that it’s because the bartenders good

bruh

how dumb some people can be

kek

[viscid trellis]

whats the best weapon for cayo perico

[ruby widget]

molotok best jet cuz the prof says so 😭😭

[patent nexus]

Like honestly the Professional has gaslit thousands of people into defedning the Molotok BECAUSE IT CAN LAND

And that annoys me so fucking much it's insane

[ruby widget]

whenever i land not on the airport or a beach i always have to circle around 4 times with my wheels out to slow down

[viscid trellis]

any1 wannna help me out

[ruby widget]

orbital cannon

[viscid trellis]

cmon man

weapon loadout

[ruby widget]

idk

[patent nexus]

Conspirator

[ruby widget]

the aug

[viscid trellis]

ok ty

[patent nexus]

Or the one with sniper and AP pistol

Both do basically the same job

[ruby widget]

you just need a gun

one that can kill people

[spring stump]

“guns don’t kill people, bullets do”

[viscid trellis]

lmao

[spring stump]

right i’m off for the night

[static shuttle]

unless I hit em with the gun

[spring stump]

but chief

[patent nexus]

Why do I give the Pyro less credit than it deserves

I kinda wanna fly the Pyro

[spring stump]

that’s just

a melee weapo-

wait

[static shuttle]

[ruby widget]

because it’s sensitive

[spring stump]

can a gun be called a melee weapon if you kill someone by pistol whipping them or similar?

[ruby widget]

i guess

[patent nexus]

Doesn't that mean it's in even more need of positive attention?

[ruby widget]

no i mean it’s too sensitive

[patent nexus]

Yea I get it, I was joking lol

It's mostly a good thing

[spring stump]

then there’s starling

[patent nexus]

But it can be annoying

[patent nexus]

The starling isn't "sensitive" in the same sense

[wintry blade]

Hey guys what's better the akula or the FH-1 hunter?

[patent nexus]

It handles very differently compared to the Pyro

[patent nexus]

Hunter imo

[wintry blade]

We need more helicopters tbh.

[spring stump]

hunter for the brawler playstyle, akula for the sneaki breeki

[patent nexus]

If you have a friend with you the Hunter is one of the most powerful vehicles in the game

[patent nexus]

Agreed 100%

[spring stump]

^

[patent nexus]

You know the new heli? Rockstar could have made it a cool attack heli, but they didn't

[spring stump]

solo id say akula

[patent nexus]

They made a generic civ heli

[wintry blade]

Wait it's not??

[spring stump]

but with someone else

hunter

[spring stump]

no

[patent nexus]

No

[wintry blade]

It's literally an attack helicopter irl

[patent nexus]

Solo I'd say hunter

[wintry blade]

What???

[patent nexus]

Duo I'd say hunter x2

[spring stump]

the funny thing is, the design of the new heli is based off the MD

[wintry blade]

Hell nah

Y'all just save me 5 mill

[spring stump]

which is the same brand that R* based off of for the buzzard

and it’s amusing to me

because

well

[patent nexus]

R* moment

[worthy cobalt]

bruh LMAO an undercover cop on gta just took my ass out on a sell mission

[spring stump]

we could’ve had a buzzard MK II

but no

fuck that

[wintry blade]

They need to add explosive canons to the molotok

[worthy cobalt]

was wondering why i couldnt call lester it said they can see me when none were around

[spring stump]

give the players another out of meta heli

[wintry blade]

I fucking love the Molotok

[patent nexus]

Interesting, I was just thinking about how much I fucking hate the Molotok

[quick sierra]

Am I the only one who's had sticky bombs explode in your hands after detonating one you've thrown?

[wintry blade]

If the molotok was a person I'd let it dominate me

Molotok is mommy

[spring stump]

what

the

fuck

[patent nexus]

Wanna know what I hate more than the Molotok though? The people who say the Molotok is good because "It can land"

[spring stump]

lmfao

[viscid trellis]

bruh my oppressor keeps falling from the kosatka

[wintry blade]

Did I fucking studder

[ruby widget]

but you can roleplay as a cool millionaire!!

[spring stump]

no, you’re fucking built different

[worthy cobalt]

drive sub up on shore lightly

[ruby widget]

yeah you have spelling issues

[worthy cobalt]

so no waves

[spring stump]

anyways i’m off

hf

[patent nexus]

Like some people just like the Lolotok but acknowledge that it's fucking horrendous, which is fair, but if you're going to try and defend it by saying "It can land" then you are dumb and I hate you and leave me alone

And yeah, I just coined the term Lolotok

[tulip widget]

do NPCs chase you when selling cocaine stock

[wintry blade]

It was intentional

Dumbass lol

[ruby widget]

now owning up to your mistake

dumbass lol

[wintry blade]

I'm not owning up to shit lmao

[patent nexus]

I keep thinking of that name

Lolotok

[wintry blade]

It's not my fault u wanna be salty about it

[tulip widget]

@ruby widget do you know the answer to this

[ruby widget]

i can see that

[wintry blade]

Cry

[patent nexus]

I have a funny lolotok vid somewhere

[ruby widget]

i do not process the knowledge of such situation

[ruby widget]

cey

[tulip widget]

sad

lol cey

[patent nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796411125536784467/964235165427724378/Molotroll.mp4

Lolotok

[tulip widget]

lol embed fail

[patent nexus]

HA

[ruby widget]

lol

[wintry blade]

U take that back 😭

[patent nexus]

How does it feel to be wrong nerd!?!?

[wintry blade]

Don't diss my baby

[tulip widget]

nerd?

man you the loser who plays GTA gtfo

[patent nexus]

And you're not?

[wintry blade]

Stfu before I kiss u goodnight

[patent nexus]

Looks like somebody got tilted over the word "nerd"

[tulip widget]

Barely unlike you who lives in GTA chat

I am a fucking nerd telling you that your also a fucking nerd

[patent nexus]

Are you perhaps a bit insecure about how much time you spend online

Okay then

[wintry blade]

Bro ignore the attention whore

[tulip widget]

get it?

[patent nexus]

At least you're self aware

[patent nexus]

I should

I thought it was really funny how mad they got over the word nerd

[wintry blade]

Molotok is good bro u just gotta learn how to use it properly

[patent nexus]

Did you see the vid I sent?

[wintry blade]

Ive killed so many oppressor mk2s with it

[patent nexus]

In that moment, the Lolotok was my favorite jet in the entire game

[wintry blade]

Ur using the machine guns 😭

[patent nexus]

But no, the Lolotok is still horrible, even though a good pilot can perform well with it

[patent nexus]

Uh yeah??? And I shot out my friend with the machine guns???

[ruby widget]

yeah and it’s harder than using the missiles 😭

[patent nexus]

^

[wintry blade]

The selling point of it is it's missiles and agility and ability to land almost anywhere

[patent nexus]

The agility

asdoifuhsodifuhuiogerghs

[ruby widget]

ah yeah the agility

[patent nexus]

And the landing

Okay yeah you got me

[wintry blade]

[patent nexus]

It can land

[ruby widget]

can turn veddy tight angle

[patent nexus]

I'm maining the Lolotok now

[wintry blade]

I would give the molotok head if it was a guy

[patent nexus]

But just so you know I am going to verbally abuse the Professional for brainwashing you into liking the Lolotok

[wintry blade]

That's how much I fucking love it

I would meat ride the shit out of it

[sacred furnace]

😃

[wintry blade]

Get the molotok bro

[patent nexus]

Mmmmmm yes I love the Lolotoks agility mmmmmmmmmmm yes I love the agility of the most stale jet in the game mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[wintry blade]

Be a man

[patent nexus]

You are driving me insane and I know that is your intention

[wintry blade]

Stop the cap bro

[patent nexus]

😁

[sacred furnace]

😛

[wintry blade]

The molotok is so good

And sexy too

The curves on that bad girl

[sacred furnace]

🖕🏽

[patent nexus]

I will send something stinky in the mail to you

[sacred furnace]

Bruh

[open fossil]

Supa hot fiya 🥵

[sacred furnace]

I didn't think it would work

[wintry blade]

Ok im done lmao

Does anyone have the new helicopter?

[ruby widget]

after this update almost every public lobby is full 😭

[sacred furnace]

🦾

Why is robot flexing?

[patent nexus]

Idk

[small latch]

anyone is there a race 2x or 3x rp or cash?

[wintry blade]

Change

Your

Name

[patent nexus]

Never ever ever in my life

[wintry blade]

[compact ginkgo]

@spring stump are you partnered with mors mutual?

[lusty ruin]

is replay glitch patched

[pseudo oyster]

does anybody know how to stop getting kicked offline by rockstar

[wintry blade]

Fr

[small latch]

‎

[pseudo oyster]

every 2 hours or so I get sent back to story mode

[small latch]

‎

[wintry blade]

Agreed

[small latch]

🫡

[sacred furnace]

🗣

[small latch]

🥲

[small latch]

respect

[vestal bane]

Just finished The Contract. Man that was a cool story. 😎

[wintry blade]

🔠

Did y'all see they added John Cena to Fortnite

[patent nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801574251093819393/1002401208201384016/Ihatethefuckingmolotok.png

[sacred furnace]

I been in the hills fuckin dude

[wintry blade]

FUCK YOU

[sacred furnace]

😈

[wintry blade]

The molotok is one of the best jets in the game

[sacred furnace]

👁👅👁

[wintry blade]

I'ma tattoo that mf on my chest

[patent nexus]

I DONT CARE if it can land I can land everything STOP saying the Lolotok is good IT'S HORRIBLE

[gloomy flax]

the professional is a GOD

im a professional fanboy

[wintry blade]

Amen

I'm a professional meat rider

[patent nexus]

Do you own a Molotok as well

[wintry blade]

I pray to him every night

[sacred furnace]

Then name every professional ever

[wintry blade]

I worship him

[gloomy flax]

the molotok is the best fucking plane in the game

[wintry blade]

A fucking men

Amen 🙏

[sacred furnace]

🥸

[gloomy flax]

the opressor mk1 is way better than the mk2

[sacred furnace]

🗣

[small latch]

‎

[wintry blade]

[patent nexus]

So true so true it has so many fantastic features it has shit maneuverability it has shit weapons it has unimpressive speed it has unimpressive everything mmmmmm I love the Lolotok I love it I love it I love it I will sell my children for another Lolotok mmmmm I love it so much

[tiny arrow]

when doing the cayo replay glitch can you just turn your pc off

[wintry blade]

The professional is a better YouTuber than tgg

And he's better and richer at the game too

He also loves the molotok

[patent nexus]

I will swear an oath to kill every single Lolotok I see in GTA Online from here on out, good thing it doesn't matter if I face the Red Baron of GTA because he's in a fucking Lolotok so I'm going to win regardless

[gloomy flax]

i will sell my son to buy shark card for molotok

[wintry blade]

[patent nexus]

In fact I am going to record everytime I destroy a Lolotok to 1. Show you it's horrible and 2. Make you sad so you cry

😠

[gloomy flax]

i really thin k the nightshark is overrated

[patent nexus]

Omfg I remember when he said that as well

[sacred furnace]

🖕🏽

[wintry blade]

[atomic hamlet]

Y'all buy shark cards 💀

[sacred furnace]

Night shark is king

🧑🏻‍❤️‍🧑🏿

[gloomy flax]

i will cosplay as every fuckking game i play

[granite needle]

Nightshark solos your favorite armored land vehicle

[wintry blade]

I will buy a megalodon shark card for a friend to buy the molotok

[patent nexus]

Cosplay as a Molotok (A dumb and stupid and fat and slow and ugly plane)

[atomic hamlet]

Nightshark on top fr

[wintry blade]

It's not far that baby's thin fast agile and can land damn near everywhere and has infinite missiles

I've shot out hundreds of players out the sky like flys

[granite needle]

The only thing molotok can do is go through tunnels really cool

[patent nexus]

Ok automod

I do not care if it can land I do not care if it can land I do not care if it can land

[sacred furnace]

You know who else has infinite missiles

[granite needle]

Sparrow?

[sacred furnace]

MY MOM

[wintry blade]

My mom

[gloomy flax]

the toredor

[wintry blade]

Hell yeah

Jolly good show

[atomic hamlet]

My grandpa's locked basement since WWI

[granite needle]

North Korea

[patent nexus]

Wanna know what has infinite poop smell

Molotok

[wintry blade]

No

[granite needle]

Greifers?

[wintry blade]

[patent nexus]

I will destroy every single Molotok I come across

[wintry blade]

I got griefed today

[patent nexus]

And I will do it to make you sad @wintry blade

[wintry blade]

I used my molotok for payback

[granite needle]

Nice

[wintry blade]

Killed him 5 times till he rage quit

[granite needle]

Why do you hate molotoks

[wintry blade]

Because he is unholy

[patent nexus]

Because people give the dumbest possible reasons for why "it's good"

[wintry blade]

He's not worthy of the molotoks presence

[patent nexus]

"It has okay speed" "It has missiles" "IT CAN LAND"

[atomic hamlet]

I got griefed while exporting a top range vehicle

[wintry blade]

Almost every other aircraft will blow up if u land wrong

Not with the molotok tho

[static shuttle]

how unfortunate

[patent nexus]

Probably by a molotok lover

[patent nexus]

Then don't

Land

Wrong

[granite needle]

Why don’t you do invite only sessions for seller

[wintry blade]

U take that back

[patent nexus]

I do not care if it can land I do not care if it can land I do not care if it can land

[wintry blade]

Molotok users don't grief

[loud knot]

👀

[atomic hamlet]

Nah bro went off radar and sprayed me with an LMG

[granite needle]

You saound like dr suess

Sound*

[static shuttle]

i'm going to buy the molotok and grief with it

[wintry blade]

Don't u fucking dare

[patent nexus]

Unironically based, tarnish its reputation

[loud knot]

I hate the molotok also

[granite needle]

Do it no balls

[static shuttle]

i will fucking dare

[loud knot]

Same.

[wintry blade]

Well now I hate u bitch

[crimson halo]

Does anyone have a issi with custom license plates?

[wintry blade]

Y'all are lucky my phones about to die

[granite needle]

The molotoks decent I wouldn’t use it but it’s aight

[wintry blade]

I'ma make love to my molotok

[patent nexus]

Actually you know what I'm also gonna do when I get back home? Not only am I going to kill every molotok I see, but I am also going to wipe an entire session with the Molotok

[atomic hamlet]

I don't recommend griefing you will receive billions of death threats

[wintry blade]

Cause I can appreciate art

[loud knot]

Yessir

[wintry blade]

Not possible

[loud knot]

Greifing is god

[atomic hamlet]

Irl

Grinding is just fun (sometimes)

[patent nexus]

I used to be a grinder (KD grinder)

[tardy sedge]

Lmao

[granite needle]

Ew

[patent nexus]

My KD is 58383 because I only fight Molotoks

(I never lose because the Molotok is fucking horrendous)

[tardy sedge]

Ain’t no way you fight that many

[crimson halo]

Does anyone have the issi with custom license plate

[patent nexus]

You're correct, I was joking

[tardy sedge]

Yeah

[patent nexus]

But it would be possible because the Molotok psidlaogudfugoiufgbiu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801574251093819393/1002401208201384016/Ihatethefuckingmolotok.png

[wintry blade]

Is fucking amazing and fun *

[crimson halo]

I need one on Xbox

[granite needle]

Titan is way better

[patent nexus]

Agreed

I would rather see a billion people cry about the Mk2 nerf than see another person defend the Molotok

[wintry blade]

Noooooooooo

[atomic hamlet]

Scram jet>>>

[patent nexus]

Scramjet is epic

Imagine if the Molotok was epic

(It's not)

[granite needle]

Fine fav way better that scram jet

Dune*

[tardy sedge]

Get it yourself

[patent nexus]

Dune FAV is op because it can land amirite guys

It can land after falling

Impressive right

[crimson halo]

It won’t let me get custom plates

[crimson halo]

I already tried and I never got the message to go to Ls custom

[patent nexus]

I should get a license plate that says "KILLMOLOTOK"

[wintry blade]

Molotok stays on top 😤

[pastel gale]

@crimson halo have you gotten dsl before?

[crimson halo]

What’s dsl? 😅

[granite needle]

Yacht defenses way better

[pastel gale]

@crimson halo daily sell limit

[wintry blade]

#savemolotok

[crimson halo]

Oh no I haven’t

[wintry blade]

No

[pastel gale]

Then ur plates might just be glitched

[tardy sedge]

I can lose to all of you if I use molotok

[wintry blade]

Stop the 🧢

[patent nexus]

I will make an anti-molotok crew, the only rules are "Do not own the Molotok" and "Kill every Molotok you encounter" and "If you die in combat against a Molotok you are banned"

[tardy sedge]

Bassed crew

[wintry blade]

U can't stop us all

[granite needle]

I’m to broke to buy a molotok

[gloomy flax]

does professional have a girlfriend

[patent nexus]

That's for your best

[tardy sedge]

No

[patent nexus]

No because he uses the Molotok

[wintry blade]

There are hundreds of us

[patent nexus]

Oh yeah!? Well I'm just built different

[wintry blade]

Im only 1

[granite needle]

No there’s only one us

[tardy sedge]

We’ll kill all of you (in game)

[patent nexus]

Something I really want to do some time is kill a Molotok with an Ultralight

[wintry blade]

Bring it bitch

[granite needle]

WTH is an ultralight

[patent nexus]

Which feels like a challenge because 1. I need to find someone flying a molotok, and 2. I need to kill it with a fucking ultralight

[gloomy flax]

where buy molotok

[patent nexus]

Handglider

[granite needle]

Ohh that thing

[wintry blade]

We'll go top gun Maverick on ur ass

[patent nexus]

You gotta close the game and press "uninstall", you will get one for free!!!

[granite needle]

I call goose

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001622261238865990/ezgif.com-gif-maker_6.gif

Me upon spotting a Molotok user

[granite needle]

There not worth your ammo

[wintry blade]

Molotok could kill a b 11

Easy money

Get that flying trash can out my face

[patent nexus]

B11 my beloved

[wintry blade]

Ur b 11 would be a dirty whore if it was a person

[granite needle]

Aight so is the avenger worth it(no biased opinions)

[wintry blade]

Yes

It's missiles are really good if u can get used to it

[patent nexus]

Oh yeah!? Your molotok would be fat and ugly and dumb and stupid but at least it can land (causing an earthquake (they're fat))

[wintry blade]

🧢

[patent nexus]

Wanna know which missiles are not really good?

[dim light]

random question but is the nightclub still a good way to earn money after the cayo nerf

[patent nexus]

The Molotoks

[granite needle]

Thruster?

[wintry blade]

It would be curvy loyal and strong and can go anywhere I want it to

[patent nexus]

Oh those too

[wintry blade]

The b 11

[patent nexus]

They are horrendous

[granite needle]

I know right

[patent nexus]

Literally has the most effective jet missiles

[wintry heron]

i keep dying to people with the oppressors they ruined the game with then ❌❌

[patent nexus]

Omg what!? Oppressors ruining the game?

[wintry blade]

No

[patent nexus]

Anyways, oppressors got a massive nerf so deal with them

[wintry blade]

Its limited

[wintry heron]

its so annoying anytime im tryna move coke i get shot up by

[patent nexus]

Because it's better than usual

[wintry heron]

them

nah

[granite needle]

Do invite only sessions

[wintry blade]

Get a molotok bro u will spank them so hard

[wintry heron]

f your in a car its so. ad

[patent nexus]

Get a LAZER

[granite needle]

Or a starling

[patent nexus]

SIOfhsofuih automod

Yes or starling

Or hydra

[wintry blade]

Hell no

[wintry heron]

bro in broke i lost my xbox 360 acc im a lvl 67 on this new one ❌

[patent nexus]

Or B11

Or literally anything except a molotok

[wintry blade]

Tf is a lazer gonna do to an oppressor

[dim light]

inv only sessions is the perfect thing r* added

[patent nexus]

Smack it out of the sky obviously?

[wintry blade]

Don't listen to him bro he doesn't know what he's saying

He's not a believer

[stuck wedge]

Absolutely destroy it

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001626293072314398/ezgif.com-gif-maker_10.gif

Exhibit A

[granite needle]

IK why is no one talking about it

[ruby widget]

tf is an oppressor gonna do to a lazer

[wintry blade]

Fake footage

[wintry heron]

anyone wanna run some heists

[patent nexus]

https://im3.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-3-4b97211088.gif

Exhibit B

[wintry blade]

Photoshop

[patent nexus]

WHY

[wintry heron]

i wanna buy a jightclub asap

[patent nexus]

Is it stretched

I hate ezgif

[ruby widget]

exhibit failure

[patent nexus]

[ruby widget]

use tenor

[dim light]

ong man i just sold cash factory no problem

[patent nexus]

Idk if I can make my own as easily there

I can't, I can upload them though

[wintry blade]

Buy the molotok be a man

[ruby widget]

after it’s this update i swear the public sessions are more populated

[wintry heron]

how much is it ?

[granite needle]

I got 3x crates till I got to 500k on my warehouse in like 30 min in invite only

[wintry heron]

i need money for that rn i only got car cargo and mc on this acc

[granite needle]

It’s so clutch

[wintry blade]

I think it's 3 or 4 mill

[granite needle]

Grinding is fun again

[wintry heron]

im sat on 200k atm

off one sell from coke lock up

[wintry blade]

Once u get that molotok you'll be thanking me later

[wintry heron]

let me check it out

[wintry blade]

The oppressor MK2 will be your bitch

[patent nexus]

Do not

Buy the Molotok

Please

[ruby widget]

lol

[stuck wedge]

I mean the pay rate for pubs is like 3% almost for every one else in the lobby when you sell so a full lobby gives you like a 70% buff to your sales I'm not surprised

[patent nexus]

He's back

[ruby widget]

hi apache bestie!!!

[granite needle]

Who is back?

[patent nexus]

@chrome current How many friends do you have my Brother in Christ

[dim light]

if ur still broke on this game in 2022 that’s just awful 😭

[wintry blade]

Yes

[ruby widget]

fair

[granite needle]

😬

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001644971356606544/ezgif.com-gif-maker_11.gif

[wintry blade]

Holy shit pyrealm is here

[stuck wedge]

I would but I like the guarantee of a full easy sale yk

[granite needle]

That looks fun

[ruby widget]

@chrome current HI GIRL

WANNA SEX

[patent nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978334208311312427/1001613890758639696/ezgif.com-gif-maker_5.gif

[primal radish]

why tf do l keep getting cash in casino heist

[patent nexus]

^ Apache

Yeah

He is

[granite needle]

wait jokers in here

[patent nexus]

Yes

But it's like 5 AM for him

So he's big sleeping

I'd assume

[ruby widget]

lol

[granite needle]

Oh ok

[wintry blade]

Molotok is daddy

[ruby widget]

@normal bramble ong

[wintry blade]

Molotok is daddy 😩

[normal bramble]

?mute @chrome current FUCK OFF

[fallow mural]

You must specify a mute duration.

[stuck frost]

&ban @chrome current

[woven drum]

Apache raped Pyrerealm#3544 was banned. | No reason given.

[normal bramble]

thanks

[ruby widget]

np

[wintry blade]

Yo wtf

What he do

[granite needle]

WTH just happened

[patent nexus]

Man, that Apache guy sure seems like a Molotok lover!

[ruby widget]

he’s a troll

[granite needle]

Ohhh