🚔┃gta-discussion

[quartz acorn]

Before parts that described kratos were damn good

[fair palm]

God of war?

[quartz acorn]

YeH

[carmine geyser]

the mod are funny tho

like the simpson

[echo dagger]

Play OHKO Mode 😋 singleplayer

[carmine geyser]

and of couse thomas

[echo dagger]

ohko > online

[carmine geyser]

ohko randomizer

[echo dagger]

nuuuu

i mean

[carmine geyser]

+chaos

[echo dagger]

randomizer ok

[quartz acorn]

Lmao I once lost my og character

[echo dagger]

trauma?

[quartz acorn]

I had earned 500 mill on that

[storm ridge]

At this point im so bored of gta im willing to mod it just to have an epic robot fight with some random guy or be able to go into buildings

[echo dagger]

dude..

[carmine geyser]

oof

[echo dagger]

f in the chat

[quartz acorn]

My stupid lil brother believed a modder

[echo dagger]

OH FUCK

thats really sad

[quartz acorn]

Modder told him to " Delete character"

[echo dagger]

bruh

wtf

rip

lmao

[carmine geyser]

[quartz acorn]

He literally spent 1 million on the "shoe store"

No joke

[carmine geyser]

[storm ridge]

I have 157 sexual acts bought

[worldly dagger]

Lol

I got 0

[quartz acorn]

I ain't gonna act like i have never been there

Only once

[carmine geyser]

i go there manytime recently cuz of contact mission

[worldly dagger]

Fr

[carmine geyser]

yes

[quartz acorn]

This game is like the series narcos

[storm ridge]

I used to do 8 contract finales a day so 8 mil a day after every finale i would go there and spend 30k on strippers and lap dances

Then security would kick me out and i would proceed to annihlate the strip club with bombs and mini guns

[wintry heron]

Yo they just nerfed act 2 silently

[static shuttle]

how so?

[quartz acorn]

Can u sell the khanjali?

[wintry heron]

Only got 800k and not 1m

[carmine geyser]

what do you mean?

wait for real?

[storm ridge]

They cant do that without an announcement

[wintry heron]

Me and my friend are doing act 2 b2b and I only got 800k

[storm ridge]

I did one yesterday and my friend got 1mil

[storm ridge]

Did he do settings fast?

[carmine geyser]

hmm need some further testing

[wintry heron]

Nope we triple checked

[storm ridge]

He probably gave you 70%

[wintry heron]

Does it have to be on hard mode for the 1mil

[static shuttle]

well not all the money goes to you, you have to pay your friend aswell

[carmine geyser]

ah thats your proble

[storm ridge]

They physically cant do it without announcing after that would break the fanbase

[wintry heron]

Kk thx

[placid lintel]

anyone doing crimanal minds ?

[storm ridge]

....really ffs

[carmine geyser]

hard on every preb till finale

[storm ridge]

Gave me a heart attack

[wintry heron]

Soz

Sorry bout that lol

[carmine geyser]

np

[boreal tulip]

💀

That has gotta be the funniest way of writing it I've seen

[carmine geyser]

where do you life tho

[placid lintel]

yeah im desperate mate just

[storm ridge]

Lmfao

[boreal tulip]

c r i m a n a l m i n d s

[carmine geyser]

for timezone purpose

[placid lintel]

in us 4 am rn

currently no life

[storm ridge]

Btw criminal master minds gives 10 mil if no one dies right?

[boreal tulip]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
or
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc

[placid lintel]

yeah

[worldly dagger]

Yes

[carmine geyser]

yes

[carmine geyser]

you need 4 player

[storm ridge]

Compared to doing the doomsday heist without dying once i think its a oiece of cake

[boreal tulip]

star this shit y'all

[carmine geyser]

that have same timezone

so no one tired

[storm ridge]

Just gotta have the right team and good guns

[carmine geyser]

or busy

oh yeah just askin can you do criminal master mind doomsday with only 2 people?

[placid lintel]

damn chill

[boreal tulip]

Wdym "chill"

I just found it funny

If u don't like it then I can remove the star

[placid lintel]

yeah ik im laughing too

[storm ridge]

Yeah but after a while it just gets old....

No offense i laughed my ass off

[south ibex]

les go I got gold for casino

[quick spire]

fuck

[carmine geyser]

nice

[storm ridge]

Casino b2b is probably gonna come back because of the cayo nerf now

[quick spire]

100%

[storm ridge]

I only did the casino heist 4 times and 3 of them i hated

[hollow girder]

The 3 in game days cooldown is only for doing it solo right?

[south ibex]

what a shame that big con you can’t do a lot of times in a row

[storm ridge]

Yeah but its still shitty

[hollow girder]

S&S is good too

[storm ridge]

Thats why people will prob do it b2b style

[south ibex]

is S&S possible with 2 ppl when it’s gold?

[hollow girder]

I always do gold with 3 people

Only artwork with 2

[south ibex]

ew now I have to share a cut

#imgonnabebroke

[hollow girder]

Can you get full take with 2 people?

[south ibex]

even better if one of them is a great hacker

[storm ridge]

Im not a bad hacker depending which hack it is

[south ibex]

but don’t let one person carry all that shit because they can’t run or jump

[hollow girder]

I know

But you said you can do gold with 2 people

[hollow spade]

How much money races give? 9k?

[storm ridge]

Like 10k first place

[south ibex]

should I max out my arcade even tho no customers come in to play which r* shoulda added

[storm ridge]

Honestly if you want a passive income business just buy the auto shop from 60-85k just by modifying cars that takes 2 min

Nah as a solo player i love it because of its ability with heists

[south ibex]

thank goodness I have a nightclub and bunker sale that’s okay for like not half of the bar

sessanta told me there’s a new customers car.

[echo dagger]

lmfao ur name

[storm ridge]

2 setups that give 10k and a heist that ranges from 175k-350k for practically doing 20 minutes of work total

[hollow spade]

How much will races pay in the update?

[storm ridge]

Same prices i believe they only giving an updated money on heists

Apartment heists and doomsday

[hollow spade]

No they buffing payouts of races to

By 50%

[echo dagger]

whole game is

lol jk

[storm ridge]

15 k ish

Still shitty

Honestly they should have updated it so that every heist has a solo option

[supple fractal]

no

[storm ridge]

?

Explain and simplify

[quartz acorn]

Is deveste eight worth or should I buy another if another please tell which my budget is under 2 mill

[supple fractal]

another what

[quartz acorn]

Car

[supple fractal]

deveste eight is a car

[south ibex]

wait why the hell did I get el rubios car

[storm ridge]

Yes and no because heists like casino need around 3-4 people for max results

[quartz acorn]

Yes I knows that

[supple fractal]

so

[boreal tulip]

Auto shop is not shit Ngl

[storm ridge]

THANK YOU

[supple fractal]

you mean should you get deveste eight or something else?

[quartz acorn]

Is deveste eight worth or should I buy another car if another car what car should it be my budget is under 2 mill

[quartz acorn]

Some other car

[supple fractal]

don't buy anything

[storm ridge]

Solo heists

[supple fractal]

that's not much money

get more

[stark jewel]

Is anyone have so much money in real life?

[storm ridge]

True but what if YOU BECOME THE HACKER?????

[supple fractal]

yes me has much money real life

[storm ridge]

20min if your not slow and if you add other jobs to it to form a routine

[stark jewel]

Bro can you buy me gta v pls@supple fractal

[storm ridge]

Awww yeah

[supple fractal]

😂😂😂

😹😹😹

[boreal tulip]

I'll give you more than one.

• Gives you all customization options, no matter your rank.
• The contracts are fun and the payouts are not bad at all.
• Gives you a garage of 10 spaces, but better.
• Customer deliveries, which are really good if they are 2x or 3x money.

[supple fractal]

nah I'm good

[boreal tulip]

Travel back in time to when it was free on Epic Games

[stark jewel]

But you have so money so

[supple fractal]

yeah so what

[boreal tulip]

you have so money

[storm ridge]

Dont forget the fact that some things are free customization

[supple fractal]

I'm not giving my money away to randoms on discord

[boreal tulip]

How unfortunate that sounds like a you problem

[supple fractal]

🥶🥶🥶

[echo dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dafuq-huh-confused-gif-5958053

[storm ridge]

Calm down dont go spending all your so money

[supple fractal]

damn Demolicious demolished Plop 🥶🥶🥶

[wintry dagger]

Goofy ahh dupes

[echo dagger]

Los Santos Summer Special better lol

[storm ridge]

Bro said so money🧝

[weary tinsel]

Spam cayo while you still can bois and girls

[south ibex]

autoshop bad I only made 40k broke

[supple fractal]

ok

but it was good

[wintry dagger]

[boreal tulip]

Huh? Is "that's a you problem" a "comeback" nowadays?

How sad

[storm ridge]

Bro you got burned get some ointment

[boreal tulip]

I was just saying that it's a you problem

[inland elbow]

🥱 @wintry heron

[stark jewel]

Okay dont buy me if anyone has extra give me

[supple fractal]

🇳

[wintry dagger]

Iggers

[inland elbow]

I wouldn't let that slide plop

[echo dagger]

[inland elbow]

Fuck did i do

[supple fractal]

ayo bro

brooooo

[storm ridge]

Calm down johnny simins

[wintry dagger]

What

[supple fractal]

[wintry dagger]

I said iggers

[supple fractal]

yeah you did

[olive ermine]

[placid mica]

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[echo dagger]

[fallow mural]

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[olive ermine]

lol

[supple fractal]

🥶

[echo dagger]

lmao

[fallow mural]

IonutIsHere#2123 has been warned. || n-word bypass (2)

[static shuttle]

how unfortunate

[supple fractal]

truly a skill issue

[old mulch]

Lmao

[weary tinsel]

Lol

Dope glicth tf???

[storm ridge]

What

[weary tinsel]

Glitch*

[supple fractal]

dope?

[storm ridge]

Dope glitch dude 😎

[supple fractal]

🧊

icee

[storm ridge]

Iceeeeee

[supple fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-iceman-eatice-muscles-strong-gif-20610128

[storm ridge]

@supple fractal you were one icebaby?

Ice ice baby

[olive ermine]

[storm ridge]

Ice ice babt tonight gonna get that ice ice baby

[supple fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[worn sandal]

What’s peoples thoughts on the cayo nerf?

[supple fractal]

good

[storm ridge]

Neutral

[olive ermine]

ok

[boreal tulip]

Infinite dope glitch

[echo dagger]

if that can make the game die im happy with it

lol

[boreal tulip]

????

Why tf do u want the game to die

[supple fractal]

bc it's trash

[boreal tulip]

No it's not

[storm ridge]

Because @echo dagger wants gta 6

[boreal tulip]

Y'all just spam cayo and get bored and call it trash

[echo dagger]

game is so old and saturated

[storm ridge]

Since rockstar only gonna release it when gta5 dies

[boreal tulip]

Who doesn't want GTA VI

[storm ridge]

Me

[boreal tulip]

???

[echo dagger]

havent touched my sub since 3 months

[supple fractal]

lol

[boreal tulip]

motnths

[storm ridge]

Think about it when gta6 gonna come out they gonna milk it more

[supple fractal]

sounds like a You problem

[echo dagger]

the way ur acting , you

[storm ridge]

It is a me problem but as they say communism is needed

[boreal tulip]

If they do, R★ will go down in flames

So I don't think they will

[olive ermine]

[boreal tulip]

At least not on launch

[supple fractal]

what the fuck

[storm ridge]

R* milked every game they had

[storm ridge]

Ice chill your melting

[supple fractal]

nah they still milkin'

[echo dagger]

vice city and san andreas ...

no

[south ibex]

Caught You! In 20K 1200 FPS Super Nintendo IOS 49 Blue Ultra Violet Radiation 10 ADP PlayStation5

why did I type that

[echo dagger]

idk

[supple fractal]

if gta 6 has online mode than gta 5 online dies

[echo dagger]

it wont

[storm ridge]

Bro knows his photography and playstations

[supple fractal]

if not than gta 5 online lives forever

[echo dagger]

nobody would play gta 6 online

[storm ridge]

Personally i wouldnt let that slide

[echo dagger]

who would face the torture of playing that shit again from beginning

💀

[supple fractal]

k

[boreal tulip]

Yeah they definitely milked San Andreas, Vice City and GTA III lol

[supple fractal]

it would have to be waay different gameplay-wise

[echo dagger]

the game would still be tedious thats what rockstar would do

to promote microtrans

[boreal tulip]

Hate to break it to you but it kinda will

GTA IV online died as well

What do u think will happen

[storm ridge]

Everyone think of this gta online isnt targeted as a gta 5 only thing so gta 6 will probably just be an enhanced gta with a new story but same online with same accounts and new vehicles buildings possibly a map

[boreal tulip]

Bruh wdym man

Literally everyone would

Because it's been so long and people are hyped for the game

[supple fractal]

did gta 4 have online mode?

[olive ermine]

[boreal tulip]

Bruh do you not understand that it's not gonna be the same thing as GTA V

[worn sandal]

Ngl I’m surprised gta online still has players with how R* treats everyone

[boreal tulip]

Yes

Servers got shut down tho

[storm ridge]

Nah lets be honest after grinding and working on your character are even ready to leave something you worked hard for 8 years

[supple fractal]

oh I didn't know that

[storm ridge]

9 years*

[supple fractal]

yeah

[echo dagger]

game would die much sooner than gta 5

[supple fractal]

totally

[boreal tulip]

No it wouldn't

You don't even know what GTA VI will be like

[supple fractal]

fr

[worn sandal]

If rockstar did something scummy enough or the game just got stale af, probably

[supple fractal]

just like gta 5 online

[weary tinsel]

I wanna send a pic of my friend clearing all the gaurds in cayo but nvm

[echo dagger]

agree or not, reason gta 5 is not dead becoz new players keep coming , its not as if most of the veteran players are still playing

[storm ridge]

I personally wish that gta online would be an extension like you still own the cars levels and all that all that changes is the map and story mode

[supple fractal]

lol

[worn sandal]

Gta 6 online, monthly subscription just to play it

[storm ridge]

I am

[supple fractal]

nah imo a fresh start would be much more engaging and fun

[south ibex]

why can’t we go back to the day when we worried about chrome adders and rhino tanks

[boreal tulip]

If R★ does that then the company will go down in flames

I doubt they'll do that

[echo dagger]

i do know gta 6 would fall down to the same mechanism. Pretty sure u havent played other gta's to not figure this out yet

[storm ridge]

Oh no i restarted 18 times

[boreal tulip]

Unless they want the community to hate 'em

Even more

Than now

[storm ridge]

Deleted every character going for my 19th time

[supple fractal]

yeah but a fresh start in a new game

[south ibex]

gta 6 won’t ever come, so don’t worry y

[storm ridge]

No i honestly wouldnt like that

[echo dagger]

lol

nobody loves this game lol its just addiction

[stark jewel]

Anyone has exta id if it possible pls give me

[storm ridge]

When you get used to a routine waking up eating an apple going to work its gonna feel weird to wake up go to work eat an apple

[echo dagger]

true

[storm ridge]

Honestly thats true

[boreal tulip]

I don't love it, but I like it

[echo dagger]

especially when ur whole life is going opposite of what u expect, and u do something meaningful and ur life "yea am i really doing this"

[boreal tulip]

I used to love it tho

[worn sandal]

Rockstar don’t care what people think about them lmao, they’ll gladly do whatever shit they want if it means getting paid

[storm ridge]

Gta online would get more love if they updated the map a but

[echo dagger]

true lmao

look what all they have done past a couple of years

[boreal tulip]

No but dude, R★'s success will fall down if they do a thing like monthly subscription just to play the game

Nobody will pay for that except some stupid ahh people

[strong dragon]

yo will 20mil be enough for dlc

[boreal tulip]

We don't knoooooowww!

[storm ridge]

Making money in a game actually relaxes me and gives my poor idiotic broke ass bitch hope that someday i will even be able to take the easy way out or have 100 million in my bank from just sitting in a nightclub

[echo dagger]

nothings gonna change, ppl like u still play it which is what rockstar needs to keep their saturated game alive

[boreal tulip]

Wdym I wouldn't play GTA VI if it had a monthly subscription just to play it

[echo dagger]

💀

[storm ridge]

43mil "the car addict" covered it on youtube

[strong dragon]

wtf

[storm ridge]

He goes over and review the prices he is usually right

[boreal tulip]

How does he find out the prices

[storm ridge]

He also goes over the weekly updates ane shit

[worn sandal]

Nah bro, with how inflated the prices are, that 20 mil with probs get you like 2 maybe 3 of the new vehicles 💀

[storm ridge]

He researches and trys to compare the car to prices from last update we had contract dlc

[storm ridge]

Maybe 2 atmost and the 2nd car only half customized

[strong dragon]

how am i supossed to get 45mil

what the fuck

[static shuttle]

buy shark cards

[strong dragon]

yeye

[worn sandal]

Whole reason cayo is nerfed, shark card sales will go up

[storm ridge]

Sell your soul to rockstar

[strong dragon]

wtf

[echo dagger]

lmfao true

[wintry heron]

Hey cuties

[worn sandal]

Sup

[placid mica]

jasiah keep it gta related

[echo dagger]

the whole community is getting bored is just a reason

[narrow basin]

Lll

Lol

[wintry heron]

Hey cuties who play gta

AUGHH

[placid mica]

better

[narrow basin]

I'm dieing rn

[wintry heron]

rip hes dieing

[wintry heron]

So am i, I'm changing it bakk

[narrow basin]

Ok

[olive ermine]

u guys moved

[storm ridge]

Not me i play gta story mode 😎

[echo dagger]

[narrow basin]

[wintry heron]

That's nice

[wintry heron]

why no image perms here

[echo dagger]

anyone finished vice City?

[narrow basin]

Me but like 6 years ago

[echo dagger]

What a great game

[storm ridge]

I dont remember shit about vice city

[narrow basin]

It is a good game

[wintry heron]

Oh you can vice bouncybunnys city if uk what I mean

[olive ermine]

i dont think ur gonna bait anyone here?

[narrow basin]

@wintry heron wait

[wintry heron]

💀

[storm ridge]

Give her some time of him i think they might notice something

[narrow basin]

[wintry heron]

Yeh I'm oblivious ur gonna have to point it out

[storm ridge]

Because your a banana (say it say it)

[storm ridge]

We are all gta players we fear grass and women dont effect us really

[narrow basin]

@storm ridge no

[wintry heron]

That's okay, I am too

[storm ridge]

Do it....

I swear to god i will come to your house with a banana suit!

[narrow basin]

Ok fine, I'm a banana

[wintry heron]

That's hot

[narrow basin]

[olive ermine]

[storm ridge]

You gotta say it with pride like this

[placid mica]

?tag general

[fallow mural]

Please use #💬┃gorilla-chat for general chats, this is for GTA-Discussion only.

[narrow basin]

Oh

[placid mica]

[storm ridge]

IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM BMA BANANA NOW LOOK AT ME! Plus i also gotta buy a gta car

[olive ermine]

wtf

[glad kindle]

ur a mod you should know this

;///

[placid mica]

you are a fool

[storm ridge]

Born and raised... sadly

[narrow basin]

@placid mica what do I do

[storm ridge]

But i included gta topics

[narrow basin]

Gta car yes go vroom vroom

[storm ridge]

Anyway best paying heist?

By best paying i mean classic wise

Not shitty new gens

[glad kindle]

cayo

[olive ermine]

store

[narrow basin]

Lol not in the new update

[glad kindle]

cayo for now

[storm ridge]

Thats what im talking about

[narrow basin]

@storm ridge YES

[storm ridge]

Cayo is shit honestly wastes my time i hat it

Hat it!

[celest swan]

Bro hats it

[storm ridge]

@olive ermine which store pays the most

[storm ridge]

Indeed i do hat it

[olive ermine]

go up north still in santos, there big houses rich people

[storm ridge]

Ah yes the one near the cinema

[olive ermine]

idk the name of the street

[storm ridge]

Classic

I remember doing repo jobs

[olive ermine]

[red mesa]

Yo can someone help me get money I'm tryna get the terabyte

[olive ermine]

rob store

[narrow basin]

So u still want to So say that stuff, and what's your favorite heist?

Wait Peter Parker tf first it's Andrew tate now this what's happening

[proper drum]

Guys when should I sell my nightclub stock? I have the equip upgrade and now my stock is currently 1.34M

25% right

Now if I sell he will take 300K

Because 25%

[short heath]

Wait he gets that much?

[proper drum]

25%0of

[short heath]

What a scam

He should only get like 5%

[proper drum]

Yea he did nothing

[olive ermine]

r* will reduce that?

[proper drum]

I hope so

[unreal ridge]

Can’t believe they nerfed cayo I’m mad lol

[short heath]

Only thing he does is tell me that the buyer is somewhere in a 100 mile radius and then I still have to search for the damm buyer myself

[short heath]

Whats it like now?

[olive ermine]

wdym

[molten iris]

fr am mad

casino is good

[olive ermine]

[unreal ridge]

To much work

[molten iris]

its aight

[unreal ridge]

For casino

[proper drum]

The update is not here yet right?

[short heath]

How much do you get from cayo now?

[molten iris]

i think it is

i mean yea its the best

[olive ermine]

i thought it's on 26

[unreal ridge]

I can complete cayo setups in 30mins and it takes me 1 hour for casino setups

[short heath]

Yea me 2

[storm ridge]

How terrible at saving money are you having to do that for 6 years

[unreal ridge]

It is on the 26th unless they delay it again

[molten iris]

yea exactly it’s annoying

[short heath]

Will it go back up After some time?

[molten iris]

72 hours

[crisp horizon]

what does lf1, lf2 and lfg mean?

[molten iris]

yea is that for hard too?

[short heath]

Thats just sad

[olive ermine]

lfg = lets fucking go

[molten iris]

thats really dumb;(

[short heath]

Now they are really forcing you to buy sharkcards

[olive ermine]

ask help or do heist there

[storm ridge]

Taught me a new word

[molten iris]

lol fr u have to grind to get fun vehicles and all of them are in the 2mil+

[short heath]

Yea

But cayo is raster

‘Faster

I can do cayo in 30 min

[molten iris]

thats the thing i get caught wheneveri get 2ndy targets☹️

[storm ridge]

Anyone got dlc ideas?

[echo dagger]

yes gta 6

[unreal ridge]

Yes a G** strip club lol

[molten iris]

i can do cayo prep in 1hour -1 hour and 30

[olive ermine]

new hiest

[echo dagger]

lamao

[storm ridge]

Nooo

[molten iris]

that would be cool thoo

[echo dagger]

lol jk

[storm ridge]

Agreed

[short heath]

Would like to see some more things done to racing

[unreal ridge]

Lol imagine they actually added that.

[echo dagger]

they should make the fun activities pay as much as heists and then this game will never need an update

[short heath]

Like new creator things etc.

[molten iris]

wait what if they nerfed it to introduce a new heist?

[short heath]

Agreed

[short heath]

What should the Heist be then?

Union depo?

[molten iris]

…

[molten iris]

lol

[olive ermine]

maze bank?

[molten iris]

hmmm

[storm ridge]

What if we get a heist where you can purchase the strip club as a property and rob some big shot and you also get free lap dances you can customize the club if your yk and if your like me straight and you can get cash from population

[unreal ridge]

I finished the doctor Dre contract and my game crashed at the end and didn’t save 😭

[molten iris]

legit 15 mil every 1hour XD if that was to happen

[short heath]

Would be cool tho, like with a 4 man crew minimum

[echo dagger]

big F

[short heath]

Rip

[molten iris]

wait what if it was like the big score

[olive ermine]

[unreal ridge]

I officially hate this game

[short heath]

Just now?

[molten iris]

like in story mode but in gta online

[olive ermine]

before gta6 comes out

[unreal ridge]

Yes and no I change my mind every time I like it and I don’t

[short heath]

Thats what I ment with the union depo job

[echo dagger]

you a realist now welcome to the gang

[short heath]

Have like all the story heists

[ruby widget]

don’t play it then

[molten iris]

fr they say play the game and have fun but legit every fun car is a 2mil plus

[echo dagger]

imagine if we could transfer singleplayer money to online 💀

[molten iris]

oh then uhmm i would have 100 milly🤑🤑

[buoyant scaffold]

Everybody would have 2.6bil

[unreal ridge]

I would be richer then Elon musk I mod money only in story mode

[echo dagger]

lmao

[storm ridge]

I would have 800million from stocks alone

[ruby widget]

j

[buoyant scaffold]

Per character

[olive ermine]

it would be great

[molten iris]

and i can do stocks

[molten iris]

new dlc

[unreal ridge]

They should add stocks in gta online

[red mesa]

I need help getting money

[molten iris]

honestly bets idea i ever heard in a while

best*

[echo dagger]

cant wait for MrBossFTW vids for "How to make money in gta online in stocks without even using stocks"

[olive ermine]

GO!!

[unreal ridge]

Fr 💀

[wintry heron]

Why there's no gay stripclubs😞

[dense kestrel]

They should let you move character 1 from slot 1 to slot 2 and vice versa

[ruby widget]

it’s already in but you can’t use it. you’re like a tool for them to manipulate stock

[molten iris]

Buddie

[olive ermine]

[echo dagger]

😔

[storm ridge]

WE NEED A STOCKS UPDATE-
You could own a ceo building and you could do legitimate stocks
The main income would be that we get recruited by someone to take out a guy who is controlling the market and we could either be the person or we could make millions from stopping them

[storm ridge]

Because im straight

[molten iris]

YES

[molten iris]

lol fr new gta 6 be like

[static shuttle]

no

[unreal ridge]

Yes

[wintry heron]

Gta is based in Real life so there should be gay clubs too 🤷‍♂️

[molten iris]

new gta 6 gay stripclubs

[storm ridge]

If someone robs my idea im sueing

[ruby widget]

j

[unreal ridge]

Thx for the idea

[storm ridge]

....

[molten iris]

buddie it was a joke☠️💀☠️

NO

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris shhhhhhhh

[static shuttle]

don't we already have assassination missions?

[unreal ridge]

Yes pay phone hits

[worn sandal]

Lmao, how many videos has he made about gta 6 btw? 💀

[storm ridge]

Yes but this would be different

[unreal ridge]

@worn sandal 69696969696969 videos

[static shuttle]

so payphone hits, but instead it pays a million?

[ruby widget]

fr

[molten iris]

am fr bout to assonate everyone if they think the gta cayo perico nerf is a good idea and not sad

[ruby widget]

i think the cayo nerf is a fucking great idea

[worn sandal]

Dude milking gta more then rockstar ngl

[unreal ridge]

Fr

[storm ridge]

Yes but this would be an actual target we could get like a website for him and all that

[molten iris]

bruh

[echo dagger]

rockstar milks gta 5
mrbitchassftw milks gta 6

both chad mfs

[olive ermine]

agree

[wintry heron]

Lmao fax

[storm ridge]

Payphone hits are less detailed

[wintry heron]

After tomorrow update

[molten iris]

what but its like super good and thats how u get fun cars and it was the quickest way to make moeny

[ruby widget]

they should make the cooldown one real life day like the casino wheel cause 144 minutes don’t make much sense

[wintry heron]

My bank is dtf

[storm ridge]

That would make it terrible as a game

[unreal ridge]

They nerfed cayo bc they want u to buy sharkcards for the update to buy stuff

[ruby widget]

how about do different things

[worn sandal]

Ngl the cayo nerf is basically rockstar saying “go get friends loser”

[molten iris]

… i think it should be 1 hour or 1hour and 30

[echo dagger]

touching grass 😋

[wintry heron]

Exactly

[worn sandal]

[olive ermine]

yea good payout but there are still many ways to make money and people mostly do cayo

[ruby widget]

my point exactly

[wintry heron]

I mean there's bogdan which will be 1.6m

[storm ridge]

Luckily bogdan will clutch now and the casino will aswell

[unreal ridge]

I’d rather touch meth then grass smh

[wintry heron]

There's also casino b2b

[south ibex]

who is a gta character worth smashing 😎😱🤣

[molten iris]

my little brother ate a whole pile of grass he fell off his trampoline 😄

[echo dagger]

Dave

[molten iris]

none

[echo dagger]

English Dave

[molten iris]

what is wrong with you?

[worn sandal]

Pavel

[olive ermine]

will b2b get patched

[molten iris]

WHAT

[red mesa]

I need someone to help me setup the cayo

[echo dagger]

sargasm

[south ibex]

Lester

[echo dagger]

man fuck yall Agatha Baker bae

[unreal ridge]

@south ibex Lester crest

[olive ermine]

[south ibex]

crest toothpaste

[wintry heron]

Fk I bit my lip

[olive ermine]

[worn sandal]

Lester = Sugar daddy ngl

[echo dagger]

woww very nice

[molten iris]

Bruh u need a therapist 😭

[south ibex]

Lester Crest Toothpaste

[storm ridge]

Ms.baker, julia, Page, the loading screen girl.

[visual stone]

cayo heist glitch wont be removed right

[molten iris]

bro😭😭😭

[echo dagger]

Paige Harris is bae

[storm ridge]

You btcha

[unreal ridge]

@storm ridge Nah Lester is hot

[storm ridge]

Nah nah

[worn sandal]

We are still playing gta online, we all need therapy for playing this game

[echo dagger]

Mis Cheng is hot too

[worn sandal]

[unreal ridge]

@storm ridge yes yes

[storm ridge]

Yeah

[olive ermine]

ceo office assistant

[south ibex]

what would happen if I smashed ms baker? would darkviperAU murder me or will I get banned from casino

[echo dagger]

Mis Cheng, Agatha, Paige

[molten iris]

bro😭😭

[storm ridge]

Mine a man and he is- igly as shit

[silent stream]

Thank god i own a thermal scoped sniper, it just saved me 370k. So the police chopper spawned under the map and 2 enemies were invisble but could still shoot me (R* pls fix). And i was able to snipe the pilot through the ground

[echo dagger]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[storm ridge]

Paige is hot af

[unreal ridge]

@olive ermine I would smash her to

[silent stream]

It was a business raid btw

[echo dagger]

ay true tho

[olive ermine]

[south ibex]

who wouldn’t smash Paige

[unreal ridge]

Fr

[molten iris]

me

[echo dagger]

lester 🤣

[silent stream]

🤨

[south ibex]

Lester has no bs

[storm ridge]

Lemme guess you gay or female? No straight male could resist claoping them cheeks

[wintry heron]

Fr I love her attitude 😂

[ruby widget]

franklin’s kids are so fucking hot

[unreal ridge]

Ayo

[storm ridge]

What the fuck

[molten iris]

bro no

[echo dagger]

interesting

[storm ridge]

....

[olive ermine]

[proven lotus]

Who is paige

[wintry heron]

💀

[olive ermine]

the terrorbyte

[south ibex]

what if I smashed Paige, would I get a pay raise in client jobs

[storm ridge]

Oaige harris look her up

[unreal ridge]

Yo you guys here what Putin did yesterday?

[silent stream]

Bruh, no

[storm ridge]

Paige*

[silent stream]

What?

[storm ridge]

Slept with paige?

[echo dagger]

Paige is my bae stay tf away from her yall

[wintry heron]

The hacker if I recall

[proven lotus]

How do you smash her

[unreal ridge]

@silent stream Putin deez nuts on yo face

[ruby widget]

damn 4 pings in 10 seconds

[molten iris]

shes legit 2x older than me💀💀

[storm ridge]

Our* welcome to communism

[echo dagger]

eh

lol

i still have Agatha

😹 👎

[wintry heron]

Michael's daughter is hot ngl

[molten iris]

what is wrong with yall😭😭

[silent stream]

Ahh funnie joke

[silent stream]

Ngl she is

[olive ermine]

alive chat

[molten iris]

bro😐

[ruby widget]

indeed

[molten iris]

djdjbdhd

[wintry heron]

Remember the mission she was on the yacht doing porn lmao

[silent stream]

Very nice gta discussion

[unreal ridge]

Nah Michael is Hotter

[molten iris]

jshdbd

[storm ridge]

Who

[wintry heron]

Fax

[olive ermine]

fr

[echo dagger]

Tracey

she hot

her voice annoying

[south ibex]

what about michaels wife

[storm ridge]

Yes tracey

[echo dagger]

overrated

[molten iris]

…why do i actually agree with that

[wintry heron]

Also decent

[proven lotus]

How are you guys gonna make money after the update

[ruby widget]

shark cards

[echo dagger]

shoe store

[south ibex]

but still, I smash Paige

[wintry heron]

Bogdan

[echo dagger]

yeee my g

[olive ermine]

rob store

[molten iris]

bro im 2x younger than her she in her 30s bruh😭

[silent stream]

Still cayo just not spam it, and businesses

[storm ridge]

But julia from the shoe shop

[echo dagger]

agatha and paige ✊

[unreal ridge]

Nah remember one of the stranger and freaks Calle ms S*x tape

[wintry heron]

Milf

[storm ridge]

Your 15?

[ruby widget]

my man

[south ibex]

cheetah better

[echo dagger]

ooooooooooh

[molten iris]

12

[echo dagger]

from shoe store

pogg

she rlly hot ngl

[storm ridge]

Nah had a friend saying fucking fufu is hot

[unreal ridge]

Chasity is hot

[olive ermine]

damn

[echo dagger]

llmfaoo

[storm ridge]

She aint bad

[molten iris]

all of yall are crazy

[south ibex]

still, I’d smash Paige or ms baker for a casino work bonus

[glossy prism]

When do i get to scope out the drainage tunnel

[ruby widget]

when you deserve it

[silent stream]

When you steal boat

[molten iris]

fr if she would double the money i make for casino

[silent stream]

And go to it

[olive ermine]

intel, go behind the compund

[ruby widget]

she would double the seeds i plant

[proven lotus]

Do you need to upgrade the businesses to max out profit on nightclub

[unreal ridge]

Bro is new to cayo lol

[wintry heron]

Or the Asian chicken Lester smashed

[echo dagger]

i would pay my casino heist money to hook her up with

[echo dagger]

Ms Cheng

[storm ridge]

Ms cheng

[molten iris]

NAH

[south ibex]

would Lester kill me if I smashed Paige coz she’s hot

[unreal ridge]

Trevor is also hot 🥵

[echo dagger]

trevors mom is more

[glossy prism]

Intel is the thingy with cameras and the party and stuff, right?

[storm ridge]

Why would he

[wintry heron]

He'll yh

[unreal ridge]

@echo dagger true

[echo dagger]

he would if u smash MS Cheng

[olive ermine]

yes

[silent stream]

Nah, he’s a crazy psychopath

[echo dagger]

😭

[molten iris]

remember when trevour fucked madrazos mom☠️💀💀

[storm ridge]

Did trevor's mom have sex with trevor in story mode?

[ruby widget]

i think so

[echo dagger]

psychopaths can be hot too

[proven lotus]

Do you need to upgrade the businesses to max out profit on nightclub?

[ruby widget]

enjoyed every part of it

[wintry heron]

😂

[south ibex]

what if I smashed Imani, would Franklin kill me

[wintry heron]

Prolly

[unreal ridge]

XD Trevor with the dress on

[silent stream]

Nah but he just ain’t

[echo dagger]

maybe

adopted mom thats why

[storm ridge]

Sweet home alabama

[echo dagger]

no sorry

adopted son

[forest harness]

i got 1.8m dollarsnot in a mood to save for dlc should i buy duelexo or buy terrobyte and workshop to modify my oppresor

[echo dagger]

lel

[olive ermine]

the sex tape mission

[storm ridge]

What are you doing step pshyco

[ruby widget]

damnn i almost forgot her. maybe it was her ski- her hair color

[wintry heron]

After tomorrow dlc save up

[unreal ridge]

@forest harness u don’t have enough for deluxe lol

[forest harness]

i meant safe for it lol

[silent stream]

Dlc not tomorrow yet

[wintry heron]

Also deluxe is nearly 4m

[molten iris]

oppressor it would be better to grind for the new dlc so then u could buy the car or gun or stuff

[wintry heron]

After tomorrow

[silent stream]

Ah yeah nvm

[proven lotus]

Anyone remember the mission in story mode where you had to record 2 people fucking

[wintry heron]

It's Sunday here 1pm

[unreal ridge]

They gonna nerf the mk2 so it prolly be bad

[south ibex]

Caught You! In 20K 1200 FPS Super Nintendo IOS 49 Blue Ultra Violet Radiation 10 ADP PlayStation 5!

[storm ridge]

Yes! She was on her phone she didnt feel him at all

[forest harness]

when they gunna nerf it

[silent stream]

12.30pm sunday too

[unreal ridge]

Dlc

[olive ermine]

Dlc

[echo dagger]

if i got a call from Paige, I would never cut it off

[unreal ridge]

It’s 6:27 for me I stayed up all night

[wintry heron]

Goddammit just devoured 2 banana

[storm ridge]

I never get calls from bae

[molten iris]

how tho it has missles u cant nerf missles and its a flying bike so u cant nerf that and its small so its agile so who

[wintry heron]

My stomach hurts

[ruby ermine]

Is the cayo heist and om2 gonna be nerfed badly ?

[echo dagger]

feckin know right

[wintry heron]

[south ibex]

remember that one mission where we ruined Tracy’s career on being lazlows bitch

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris my balls itch

[wintry heron]

Lmao that shit was funny

[silent stream]

What about the arena war lady, who calls you if you wanna purchase the workshop?

[storm ridge]

Im willing to lose bogdan to get calls from her

[ruby widget]

i will spam call and stalk her until i find her location

[wintry heron]

She was rdy to fk him on the spot

[molten iris]

gaz how they gonna nerf tho

[storm ridge]

No.

[south ibex]

why does pavel not have a girlfriend

[echo dagger]

🤣

[silent stream]

He had one i think

[wintry heron]

What a hoe

[echo dagger]

and ask her time when she's alone

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris idk but they said it in newswire

[molten iris]

aight bet is it hard to reach ill help

[ruby widget]

damn everyone be talking about their sex fantasies

[storm ridge]

She would prob hack your penis to never be able to urinate

[olive ermine]

he's always inside the bsub

[wintry heron]

He always busy with cayo

[south ibex]

would you smash el rubios wife if he had one

[echo dagger]

what in the actual fuck

[ruby widget]

yeah i’ll make the first move

[storm ridge]

@olive ermine HE MENTIONED A GIRLFRIEND BACK HOME

[olive ermine]

yes

[echo dagger]

but El Rubio is gay

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris ok 😏

[storm ridge]

Yes

[olive ermine]

[molten iris]

…

[silent stream]

I didnt know that our penises had electronics inside that could be hacked

[echo dagger]

this is the most hilarious gta chat ive ever talked on 😭

[storm ridge]

Our gta characters are robots in disguise

[olive ermine]

he's russian?

[dark frost]

yall can see ur penis?

[molten iris]

fr she gonna implant one while we sleepin with her💀💀

[wintry heron]

I mean not far from the truth the next iphone prolly gonna be inside us imagine

[storm ridge]

No shit sherlock 🤣 yes

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris 💀💀💀

[echo dagger]

ill implant a baby in her stomach when shes sleeping

[storm ridge]

Bro

[unreal ridge]

Same here @echo dagger

[south ibex]

imagine if Paige lived inside the terrorbyte

[molten iris]

EY

[echo dagger]

my man 😎

[echo dagger]

bro awesome next level privacy

imma fucking lock the door of my terrobyte

[storm ridge]

😐😶🤨

[south ibex]

I get 5 star wanted level before I. Leave city limitts

[olive ermine]

🤨

[silent stream]

That might be true. No wonder they never talk

[molten iris]

😭😭😭😭

[unreal ridge]

😏

[south ibex]

put a chair under the doorknob

[storm ridge]

Yk they do moan actually

[wintry heron]

Fr

[south ibex]

😎😎😔😔😩

[molten iris]

yall is high😭😭😭

[echo dagger]

💀

[unreal ridge]

Yes indeed @molten iris

[wintry heron]

Sent by the fib

[dark frost]

imagine if paige is the oppressor Mk2

[storm ridge]

Your 12 how tf do you know what weed is nvm you play gta

[silent stream]

And in new update; commanded by iaa

[molten iris]

send me some ive never tried some

[wintry heron]

Exactly

[south ibex]

what if I locked the terrorbyte doors while she was home then I drove to mount chiliad top

[wintry heron]

Bro he can be 5yo and see weed in gta

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris ok what’s ur address

[molten iris]

ok

[storm ridge]

Weed in gta is so strong you become an animal

[molten iris]

where is u well meet up

[echo dagger]

nice family friendly talks guys

[unreal ridge]

In ur closet @molten iris 😏

[echo dagger]

ggs

[molten iris]

is it good

[echo dagger]

i hope mods didnt see

[olive ermine]

🤨

lol

[wintry heron]

Under ur mom's bed

[south ibex]

what if I put a chair under ms bakers doorknob

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris yes

[molten iris]

aight bet ima go get my wallet

[wintry heron]

[storm ridge]

Saw rolm become an owl last week he was singing "RIDE like da wind baby ride like da wind"

[unreal ridge]

Ok it cost 400$

[molten iris]

where u at i dont see u bruh

[unreal ridge]

Just tell me the numbers on ur moms card

[south ibex]

yknow I’m finna get all the biches when I pull up with my phoenix

[storm ridge]

He is behind the kids section at the drug store

[echo dagger]

go fix your yee yee arse haircut first

😄

[olive ermine]

RIDE like da wind baby ride like da wind

[molten iris]

she isnt even alive bruh we dont got her card

[storm ridge]

Ima get all the biches when i pull up in my wheevil

[dark frost]

get hair first

[wintry heron]

Yo yo yall heard about the KD change update soon?

[hexed wedge]

I just notice how rockstar does every autumn,winter or spring is a heist or bussiniss(idk where to put the contract so heist)and every summer we get a ton of good cars

[unreal ridge]

Damn then I’ll give u it for free

[wintry heron]

I think it's a good thing tbh

[molten iris]

where u at i dont see u

[south ibex]

ima get ms baker and Paige when I pull up in my chrome adder

[echo dagger]

no one cares abt that 🤣

[storm ridge]

Oh shit he is a pigeon this time YELL FREEDOM

[olive ermine]

yea

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris your m behind u

[silent stream]

I get the bitches when i pull up in my PANTO

[echo dagger]

we all talking about cute bitches

[wintry heron]

Griefers do

[storm ridge]

Nah nah ima pull up with the luxor deluxe

[wintry heron]

Fair enough

[olive ermine]

fk caps

[unreal ridge]

True and this dumb modders who kill u with god mode

[storm ridge]

Sooo sexy

[olive ermine]

FREEDom

[storm ridge]

FREEDOM

[silent stream]

Mmmm stickerbomb plating

[molten iris]

@unreal ridge where u at i dont see u in my closet

[echo dagger]

FREEdom

[hexed wedge]

today and tommorow is the last day we can grind for the new update

[storm ridge]

Eren jeager?

[echo dagger]

lmfao

[silent stream]

Yes

[wintry heron]

Check under ur moms bed next

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris I’m in the basement with a axe

[molten iris]

nah bruh eren died in manga

[south ibex]

nah ima pull up with a toreador and get all them 😎

[storm ridge]

You woke up ace junior

[silent stream]

Ok

[storm ridge]

No shit sherlock mikasa kissed hom goodbye

[molten iris]

my mom bed is gone we sold ot shes dead that was hardh bruh😐

[glossy prism]

So the drainage tunnel is behind this dudes compound?

[storm ridge]

Lemme pull up in the other whats its name

[echo dagger]

who tf dis mf

[molten iris]

him*

[hexed wedge]

do you guys like rockstar realising cars update every summer or you want them in like autmn,winter or spring?

[silent stream]

Yes

[scarlet comet]

guys whats the cayo nerf

[olive ermine]

i dont watch anime idk who he is

[silent stream]

Ofc

[echo dagger]

eren gayger?

[storm ridge]

Anime guy

[wintry heron]

Is it gone?😉

[silent stream]

Read newswire or watch tgg video

[hexed wedge]

if you do it solos you will have to wait almost 3 hours to do it again

[molten iris]

wdym it is we sold it

[storm ridge]

You know he from anime tho i smell lies and potato fries

[south ibex]

ever wonder why ms baker has no husband

[wintry heron]

I think attack on titan

[silent stream]

I dont wanna explain rn

[wintry heron]

Hello im new

[scarlet comet]

wth do they do that

[olive ermine]

i look him up

[storm ridge]

She sucks em dry

[scarlet comet]

rockstar shot themselves in the foot

[molten iris]

ello

[south ibex]

that’s crazy

[hexed wedge]

most ppl are upset

[storm ridge]

Yes he badass birdie

[wintry heron]

Ur in a illusion, everything is a lie and ur high

[echo dagger]

then dont (inserts chad meme)

[boreal tulip]

'ello

[unreal ridge]

@olive ermine I watch a Sus anime 😏 called Hen- I mean Naruto

[olive ermine]

hi

[hexed wedge]

and if you do it with a team you have to wait 48 mins

[south ibex]

and why does Paige Harris live alone?

[scarlet comet]

wouldn’t be surprised that rockstar is upset too

[olive ermine]

🤨

[molten iris]

@unreal ridge hasnt given me weed yet

[echo dagger]

😭

[scarlet comet]

If they announced that i wouldve bought the arcade when it has a huge discount

[south ibex]

because she installs trackers in people penises when they’re not looking

[wintry heron]

I already roofied ur water bro

Can some help me with setuå heis kuruma

[unreal ridge]

@molten iris why would I give weed to a 12 yr old

[storm ridge]

Wmhow dont you feel it

[molten iris]

i didnt drink water i drank cola

[olive ermine]

setua heis

[south ibex]

I hear beeps but yeah

[molten iris]

bcs ur high too

[boreal tulip]

lfg-ps5
or
lfg-apartment-heist-ps

[unreal ridge]

Cockcola

[wintry heron]

Exactly all a illusion

[scarlet comet]

but if u do it with 2 then it would be cool right? although tgg has uploaded one on how to fix it haven’t watched it yet

[molten iris]

told ya

[unreal ridge]

😏

[storm ridge]

Cocainacola