🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

It takes a few months for the deal to process

And since you're not 17 it means that the year haven't passed

[vague drum]

What?

[wintry heron]

Which makes you not a year apart from 15 year old you

[orchid plume]

but 15 year old me only exisyed when i turned 15 years old

[unborn ore]

Guys, im doing my cayo setups and my dumb af character is behind the crate in the kostatka and is just walking into a wall

[wintry heron]

And it stopped existing when you turned 16

[orchid plume]

after that i wouldve been 15 years and 1 day old

your math fails

[unborn ore]

I cant even control him anymore

[vague drum]

Damn

[glad kindle]

@orchid plume @wintry heron this a gta only discussion

[upbeat sequoia]

He counted every nanosecond

[glad kindle]

Bros rlly talking about birthdays

[unborn ore]

Its so nippy

[glad kindle]

💀

[orchid plume]

if you can calculate the ammount of money you make from mc buisnesses we can calculate my age smh

[upbeat sequoia]

You age isn't related to gta

[vague drum]

Smart boi

[glad kindle]

Hmm ok

[vague drum]

Magic

[tough sierra]

#💬┃gorilla-chat is about 30 inches dildos.. gorilla chat is weird.. lmao

[orchid plume]

tell that to the weird pfp guy

[glad kindle]

Explain all this birthday stuff wya are you trying to prove

[unborn ore]

Can i get out of this situation?

[vague drum]

Nice

[orchid plume]

pure dafny fan service

[glad kindle]

Leave

[upbeat sequoia]

Gtao is a good game

[stable oar]

It has its moments

[vague drum]

you sure

[unborn ore]

No, its not

[upbeat sequoia]

Chat reverted back to gta chat ;)

Mission successful

[stable oar]

I love how everyone who actually plays gta hates gta with passion

[glad kindle]

Kinda missing the argument

[vague drum]

Nice 👍

[glad kindle]

Who’s everyone???

🤨

[unborn ore]

Me

[orchid plume]

okay heres an argument, my drip is probs better than yours

[vague drum]

Joe

[glad kindle]

I’m not everyone

[stable oar]

^

[upbeat sequoia]

I hate the toxic community not the game

[stable oar]

Everyone is everyone

[vague drum]

Yeah

[glad kindle]

Doubt it

[orchid plume]

lemme guess, toy got the same generic dreads as every other person

[vague drum]

On what?

[glad kindle]

Irl drip or gta drip if gta drip than sure but can’t compare irl

[wintry heron]

Too long, you probably won't even read lmao

[orchid plume]

cause that is a dime a dozen

[unborn ore]

When glitches occur and oppressor griefers randomly kill ya

[glad kindle]

Try me

[wintry heron]

Do you read books at least?

[vague drum]

Who wouldn't

[wintry heron]

That would be 10 page worth of text minimum I say

[orchid plume]

irl drip? i honestly wouldnt care i just wear winter clothing to match the east coast weather

[glad kindle]

Books are for nerds I don’t just sit there and read books in general I only read books when a teacher tells me to and my reading skills is on point

[orchid plume]

crazy how small some people have tbeir attention spans for

[glad kindle]

So ur talking about gta

[wintry heron]

No its not

[orchid plume]

tried ti explain to my 5 year okd brother gta lore

[wintry heron]

Yea cuz tiktok exists

[tough sierra]

Gta itself is probably the best game ever created.. well it must be if its still living after 10 years.. but r* should really make an ID verification or so so these little kids dont get inro the game.. like dude, how often did a 7 year old tell me that I'm a son of a bitch

[orchid plume]

dude wouldnt stop bugging me about robux

[wintry heron]

The parasite of our generation

[glad kindle]

I write essays more than 10 pages

[glad kindle]

It’s even passed the essay limit

[orchid plume]

i only downloaded it once and it was i think, 3 years ago

deleted it immidiately

[upbeat sequoia]

One of the best at least

[vague drum]

Wow you figure it out genius

[glad kindle]

🤨🤨🤨

[wintry heron]

@glad kindle did u say essays

[distant badge]

Is it just me or is every MC business minus the white stuff bad 🦖

[wintry heron]

Same thing with youtube shorts, like it's just keep spreading you know

[orchid plume]

what

[glad kindle]

how u gonna be 17 and download tiktok if ur 3

[tough sierra]

Or told me that hes gonna kill me and fuck my whole family .. because I killed him in gta accidentally because that crazy mf jumped right infront of my car

[distant badge]

Like counterfit cash makes no money

[wintry heron]

Soon the kids would have attention span of 1 second max

[upbeat sequoia]

Anyways, keep this chat gta related

[orchid plume]

can a man just not have social media

[pliant nexus]

@forest harness why are u asking if i play roblox and when i say no you block me? do u want a free cayo or not? ok 💀

[orchid plume]

smh

[wintry heron]

He only plays with robloxians such as himself ☠️

[tough sierra]

He blocked you.. he wont see ur message lol

[wintry heron]

He will

[distant badge]

Why are there so many ppl on pc 😭

[wintry heron]

Only as "blocked message"

[tough sierra]

Ye

[glad kindle]

Yes wtv u wrote right there I write more than u probably typed like 500 words can’t compare

[glad kindle]

Pause

[upbeat sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[wintry heron]

Oh thats only one of the large essays I've written here

[wintry heron]

💪

[pliant nexus]

strange

[wintry heron]

Can't, it's online

[orchid plume]

yea yea but like have you ever written a creepy pasta?

[glad kindle]

TikTok came out in 2016 so that would not make u 3 years old if ur 17

[orchid plume]

didnt think so

[tough sierra]

Guys I bought a high end apartment but cant do any heists.. why

[orchid plume]

insaid 3 years ago

not when i was 3

smh

[glad kindle]

Oh my fault

[tough sierra]

Its the one in del perro

[prisma trench]

I just got killed by someone in god mode

[upbeat sequoia]

You have to meet lester first

[orchid plume]

use a tank

[tough sierra]

Where?

[glad kindle]

That’s sus I didn’t know robloxians played with themselves

[tough sierra]

There are like 4 lesters on my map

[upbeat sequoia]

In order too meet him you’ll have to get a call from him

[orchid plume]

roblox players are a weird breed

some people in highschool still play roblox

[prisma trench]

Don’t have 1

[tough sierra]

Im playing this game for 3 months and that mf didnt call me once

[orchid plume]

dang

[upbeat sequoia]

It's located on Darnell Bros(Lester's Factory)

[hearty rivet]

Either his house or his facory from story

[distant badge]

If lester was removed for a week id prob stop playing

[wintry heron]

Did you tried turning it off and on?

[prisma trench]

They were trying to make me simp for them

[tough sierra]

[flat crag]

Bought the oppressor MK2
Decided to let people use it to help them with cargo

Got praised

[upbeat sequoia]

What a guy!

[orchid plume]

how about you do a service to your community and kill little kids with it instead

[supple fractal]

🥱

[glad kindle]

Someone was doing cargo and Bro was just waiting for his mk2 to load in but there was a timer so i let him borrow mine

[wintry heron]

Let low level use it and kick him mid flight

[flat crag]

I lack the sense of stupidity

[glad kindle]

Jus generous like that

[upbeat sequoia]

[flat crag]

Borrowing the MK2 feels good

[orchid plume]

ever just pick up random low levels with a sparrow and rhen drop em off in the ocean

[wintry heron]

you fucking grind cayo 24/7, you're also gonna grind cayo after your marriage, even after your death.
Back into pvp, stop fucking crying and get good. Dont cry about Oppressor MK II
Dont fucking cry about someone blowing up your little velum, dont fucking cry about someone killing you over and over
And stop being Professional's pet. He wont help you with cayo setups, he isnt your boyfriend. Stop playing with his willy all the time
Atleast he grinds crates, he puts some fucking effort to his work, he actually grinds businesses, he has the Courage to sell in a full lobby and defends himself
But you? Oh you little kid, hiding in a rat hole from a fucking helicopter in your way, ofcourse you have to complain about pvp, because you're a dead brain
And also, tgg aint your boyfriend either, stop pinging him saying "ummm hi tgg pls help me and my friend grind setups pls pls pls"
He got a fucking life, unlike you.
Nobody will fucking help you with setups in #🚔┃gta-discussion or #💬┃gorilla-chat chat. You have no use there other than fucking begging, and begging, and begging for setups
Do the fucking setups by yourself, nobody will help your noob ass.
About the lazer, stop sticking to ghillie masters noobish videos, stop dreaming of a gta lazer nerf evolution, where every Grinder with their imaginary girlfriend shouts and either begs for setups and asks rockstar to nerf the lazer
Get fucking good @wintry heron

Here

[orchid plume]

[wintry heron]

LMAOOO

U happy now

[glad kindle]

Try harder

[wintry heron]

lets see some of your essays

[flat crag]

L

[wintry heron]

Plus this is like 2k words

[glad kindle]

I could show u my essay but my school deleted them all

[orchid plume]

pretty sure theres also smth similar you can do with the ls auto

where if someone is mad annoying ou can pretend to be friends and let them in your car

go to ls auto

and just trap em

[glad kindle]

All my essays combined from kindergarten and all those schools years is probably way passed 1 million words

[orchid plume]

yea but like how many of those 1 million have made people laugh

[wintry heron]

Because i had to split into two parts because discord wouldn't allow more than 2k words in a text

[ionic solstice]

turns out i cant sleep

[orchid plume]

0

[distant badge]

0

[wintry heron]

Post the first paragraph

[orchid plume]

i write creepy pastas you write essays

[wintry heron]

Ill post the second

[placid mica]

no.

[orchid plume]

we are not the same

[wintry heron]

Its been 14 hours without GTA, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto GTA but the servers was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without GTA, it is my life, it is my destiny, without GTA, I wouldn't be able to do anything. GTA is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on GTA, I bought the Oppressor MK2 and bought another one for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. GTA can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. GTA is very amazing and I can't lose it. GTA is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend there, In Los Santos, I was delivering killing noobs with my oppressor, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, xCuteBunny, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates doing heists, where we met 2 guys named DeadOnAir, and PisswasserMax. PisswasserMax and DeadOnAir were so annoying though, so I took them to blocksville, where they were forever on my block list in my menu. and the day after... GTA was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and girlfriend. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want GTA back...

[wintry heron]

wtf

Wasn't there like ps4 servers down not too long ago

@placid mica 😔

Like a couple days back?

[orchid plume]

id just play man of medan with my brother

fun ass game with someone rlse to play with

[glad kindle]

Laugh laughing isn’t in my book Pal make someone laugh or throw in a little joke in my essay instant 0

[tough sierra]

Oh lord

[wintry heron]

This is a masterpiece

Im saving it

[glad kindle]

D-

[wintry heron]

Ik 😔

[orchid plume]

never ever written something that doesnt require the following sentence

"according to"

"(blank) states that"

"the statements provided by (blank) lead us to conclude"

"the source (blank) says that (blank)"

[glad kindle]

Just read the whole thing

[orchid plume]

there is liturature, and then there is boring ass yibber yabber

[ruby widget]

yeah the nerd thing fits your line even more

[glad kindle]

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a presentation

[orchid plume]

presentation

boring

[glad kindle]

Last time I did a presentation was like years and years ago elementary school

[orchid plume]

ever told a speech?

about how suoerman cucked you

[wintry heron]

Grab these vehicles: Bravado Banshee, Inverto Coqquette, Ubermacht Sentinel, Benefactor Dubsta, Pegasi Infernus.

[glad kindle]

Presentations can also be fun

[orchid plume]

no they cannot

not compared to a speech tying lying and 50 shades of grey together with whipping puns

[glad kindle]

I didn’t even have to look at the whole thing all I saw was grab these vehicles and understood straight up what it meant

[ruby widget]

I was in a lobby earlier just driving around when out of nowhere my PC started to make a strange grinding noise. Didn’t really pay much attention to it at first, but when someone else mentioned it in chat I began to wonder what could be happening.

A few seconds later, smoke began pouring out of my keyboard. That was soon followed by evil laughing by someone in game chat. I checked to see who it was, and it was someone with the username: KingpinVIP. I frantically typed to him to please turn off that god-like feature... But it was too late. My PC began grinding even louder and my mouse started twerking to the tune of Cardi B - WAP. My menu could not block anything that Kingpin was throwing at it. I tried turning off the computer, but I kept getting “Error 420KP - Kingpin Has Blocked Your Attempt to Shut Down This PC”.

The guy then used a feature to make my character turn into an elf, while he repeatedly stepped on me with a behemoth creature that looked like Godzilla. I was then thrown into my garage, just to watch all of my vehicles be transformed into giant bowling pins. The frightening voice then said “Ready to make the switch to Kingpin 3.5?!” I then unplugged my PC and it all stopped. I had no other option but to buy this glorious menu. I noticed three different charges on my card going to “Kingpinnacle Bank”... but I’m sure that’s normal. Can’t wait to test this beast out!

[wintry heron]

Hah found the casual!! Il have you know I keep a fully stocked bunker, biker businesses, and vehicle garage at ALL times. When im not selling those fat stacks, you will either find me slaying pussy (probably someone in your family!) Or grinding those sweet succulent crates. I have over 9,000,000 confirmed kills so don't even think about dragging your bitch ass out onto my turf when I'm selling. I will snipe you from the top of mount chilliad using modified explosive rounds while you wet your panties in your shitty little low rider.

[ruby widget]

I was just peacefully grinding cash, and there was this level 70 on his oppressor homing on me and we killed each other both, then he called me a duhas even if it’s not even a word and he got so mad how I destroyed him, he left and he even said “opressor is ez money” ye by what griefing, griefing loses you money if the player is skilled, and he even called his friend in a jet and went in a tunnel and he crashed LMAO then he said nothing and left immediately cause he was embarrassed

[distant badge]

I saw a guy with like a 3.0 kd

Like for what reason 😭

[orchid plume]

erp???

[ruby widget]

yeah he has no reasons his kd being that low

[orchid plume]

ill be the guy watching from the closet

[ionic solstice]

my kid is 0.880

0.80

my kd is 0.80

[distant badge]

I was going to say yes for a megalodon sharkcard bur rip message

[ionic solstice]

lol

[orchid plume]

peaks head from closet to look at py

[ionic solstice]

LOL

[wintry heron]

How the fuck does mors mutual work? You pay them nothing and they pay for thousands of fucking multi million dollar cars and aircraft with less than 1% of their value payed towards them. Not to mention you get discounts on shit for stealing it. How does that make sense? WarStock sees that Merryweather just got a multi million dollar weaponized vehicle stolen from them, then give a discount for a random customer who also must've stolen it, apparently. They know, just magically. Also, how is the city not evacuated or on lockdown? You have maniacs roaming the streets who come back when they die, killing police officers, civilians and each other with thousands of bullets and 20 different guns in their ass, along with multi million dollar weaponized vehicles capable of making 9/11 look like a joke, with complete impunity over the law where they would otherwise be the greatest mass murderers in the history of mankind. Not to mention pegasus and the mechanic, who deliver these weapons of mass destruction on the daily with no questions asked or background checks done. Dont get me started on how pegasus pulls multi million dollar aircraft out of its ass and delivers it for (formerly) cheap. Lester found some true silent, psychotic peons. Fuck Micheal, Trevor and Franklin, the GTA online character is the true greatest bank robber of all time.

[ruby widget]

mine is 9.27. have to grind to 10 before update drops 😭

[wintry heron]

“Gorilla” warfare

😂

[distant badge]

I just hit 5mil today and 90% of it was earned by the vehicle wearhouse

[ruby widget]

wut

[distant badge]

Underrated business

[ruby widget]

ew lurker

[wintry heron]

stay on topic

[orchid plume]

how about you and me erp in gta

[wintry heron]

sorry was a bit harsh

[orchid plume]

"hey kitten, thise robes arent gonna take themselves off"
rips off robes

[ruby widget]

no problem i get “shut the fuck up” quite often

[distant badge]

What MC businesses should i prioritize im new to the MC stuff

[orchid plume]

cocaine and meth

most profitable

[distant badge]

What is the worst and I should avoid

[orchid plume]

but there is better cash to be made

[orchid plume]

document forgery

[glad kindle]

I’m big brain

[quick spire]

lmao

[wintry heron]

@distant badge just buy sharkcards then buy the opressor mk 2 and blow up everyone you see

😂😂😂😂

[wintry heron]

"Hey do you like rp? I slowly begin taking off your shirt, your belly button lint everywhere. Do you wish to continue, yes or no?"

[ionic solstice]

LMAO

[wintry heron]

next huge text wall gets muted

[distant badge]

The counterfeit cash i got from the criminal enterprises pack barelt makes anything LOO

[glad kindle]

If u read half of it u would understand what I did here

[ruby widget]

lol

[glad kindle]

🤭

[ionic solstice]

guys

i think im gay

jk jk

I love women

[ruby widget]

not relatable

[ionic solstice]

❤️

[distant badge]

Im not 5 and I actually have parents (thats a lie, but i still aint doing that)

[ionic solstice]

lol

[glad kindle]

WHO DELETED my message I wrote a whole essay for no reason

[stable oar]

Sleep is just death being shy

[quick spire]

ctrl c ctrl v lol

[glad kindle]

😡😡

[orchid plume]

"yes" in a seductive amnner

throws you onto bed accidentally knocking down piss jug

"oops, looks like that carpet is as dirty as your gonna be after im finished with you"

smiles devilishly

[distant badge]

Can anyone help me sell

Like rn

[ionic solstice]

YO GUYS

[stable oar]

Nope

[ionic solstice]

GUS

guys

guys

[quick spire]

?

[ionic solstice]

i just realzied something

you know the casino lady right

[wintry heron]

Down bad

[tough sierra]

Ye

[orchid plume]

better be good to have to interrupt my erp sesh

[distant badge]

Is there multiple casino ladies

[ionic solstice]

the phone calls the people who are trying to take the casino right

no listen

[tough sierra]

Ye

[ionic solstice]

she speaks about the duggins aka the people who own oil and casinos

[orchid plume]

are you stupid

[ionic solstice]

we might be able to buy gas

[wintry heron]

No, sadly we only got thick baker 😔

[ionic solstice]

?

[orchid plume]

😐

[wintry heron]

[ionic solstice]

ian do nun to you

[glad kindle]

Ppl rlly be using “ , . ? ! ‘ in their essays and paragraphs

[orchid plume]

buy gas?

[tough sierra]

If this happens noone will play gta

[glad kindle]

I don’t and I still be getting an A+

[wintry heron]

🥝

[ionic solstice]

I mean buy oil

or steal oil

[orchid plume]

oil rigs?

[ionic solstice]

either or

yes

[distant badge]

Can you imagine running out of gas mid delivery

[ionic solstice]

Think about it

[distant badge]

Like

No

[orchid plume]

we will be able to steal oil

[ionic solstice]

not like having to buy gas to put in ur vehicle

I mean to like

have and resell

[tough sierra]

Oh as a new business?

[orchid plume]

someone says how the dugins get attacked by pirates and lost an oil shipment

[ionic solstice]

yes

[orchid plume]

and.how we can get rich

[ionic solstice]

and im guessing we steal it

and resell

[distant badge]

Gas prices irl are high enough i dont wanna worry about them in gta </3 😭

[quick spire]

Do you guys like RP?

[orchid plume]

we steal oil but we probably cant buy it

[ionic solstice]

mhm

[ionic solstice]

lol

who wants to have esex

@distant badge ^

[orchid plume]

"yes"

bites lips

[wintry heron]

[distant badge]

You’re on pc nvm

[ionic solstice]

im on xbox and ps and ps5

pc&

[distant badge]

I accidentally overstocked all my businesses

[ionic solstice]

Im on Xbox And PC And Ps5

[distant badge]

And im usually solo so i cant do anything

[tough sierra]

@wintry heron thats something for you I guess

[wintry heron]

L

[ionic solstice]

lol

[wintry heron]

💀

[ionic solstice]

dont sell them yet anri

[wintry heron]

you guys realize i’m like a kid right

[ionic solstice]

age?

[wintry heron]

I wouldn’t sell them until you find someone in #🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox

i’m not a weird adult

[tough sierra]

age?

[wintry heron]

Maybe you can help someone and in turn they help you since nobody is gonna help you sell stock voluntarily cause it only pays like 5k

[ruby widget]

wow racist

[orchid plume]

yea yea just show us where the burried kid are

[distant badge]

Its kind of sad that this game literally has you contemplating whether or not you should make millions because some dude in a flying fucking bicycle with missiles and penis size issues can blow me up and end my sale

[wintry heron]

Maybe after the update

[ruby widget]

it’s xero gets attacked by duggans

[tough sierra]

Nah he has some burried anya body pillows

[wintry heron]

Yeah but it’s probably only gonna be doubled so it still won’t pay mich

[distant badge]

“ my bike cost 5 million so therefore i am better “
Fair ngl

[glossy prism]

Only one clue left

[tough sierra]

[ionic solstice]

Wait a min

GUYS

I think we might be able to buy drones

[orchid plume]

what now

[distant badge]

Why does it pay so little

[fossil stump]

Jaja

[orchid plume]

we already can

[ionic solstice]

oh

[wintry heron]

We already have

[distant badge]

For employees

[wintry heron]

Screams

[tough sierra]

What a bozo

[ionic solstice]

since when

[orchid plume]

the nano drone

[ionic solstice]

oh

[orchid plume]

weve been allowed the own the nano drone since casino heist

[fossil stump]

A

a

A

A

[ruby widget]

fagoon

[cold crystal]

Shhhh fagoonnwe don't want you

[wintry heron]

stfu

[tough sierra]

Uhhhmmm

[fossil stump]

Rlly

[distant badge]

Lester will be real in 10 seconds

[orchid plume]

SYU

[tough sierra]

That could turn into something bad

[wintry heron]

No way

He's gonna call me

[distant badge]

He is now rea

[wintry heron]

For mc businesses

[distant badge]

Rela

[fossil stump]

Shut up cunt

[distant badge]

Fuck.

[ruby widget]

lol

[wintry heron]

You don't want me to use f word

[fossil stump]

Okay tranny

[distant badge]

I know what u are

[fossil stump]

Hold your dick and cry about it

[orchid plume]

"GUYS lester from gta v just CALLED me to do a robbery, AT 3 AM"

[wintry heron]

💀

Ceo of racism

[tough sierra]

@wintry heron heres a toxic boy

[ruby widget]

yep

[fossil stump]

Not toxic just a realist

[orchid plume]

reminds me of my previous gamer tag

😞

[distant badge]

How lester feels after beinf called for the 500th time to get the cops off my ass

[orchid plume]

i miss i

[tough sierra]

By calling ppl a cunt.. ye ur a realist

[ruby widget]

lol

[quick spire]

?

[ruby widget]

@fossil stump talk or gay

[quick spire]

Fuck yeh

Opps

[quick spire]

He is gay lol

[orchid plume]

soooooo

[tough sierra]

That guy got violated lmao

[orchid plume]

whos up for laying in the same bed as me in gta

in my apartment

[wintry heron]

Oh, so you’re in serious trouble and need my help. Okay

[ruby widget]

personally @fossil stump i wouldn’t take this level of disrespect

[prisma trench]

Should I buy a medium crate warehouse near my office or far from it

[orchid plume]

with underwear only

[orchid plume]

near it smh

[quick spire]

My character is not gay bruh

[distant badge]

I take it this isnt a social call, you’re in trouble and need help. Leave it to me 🥸🥸🥸🥸

[glossy prism]

Just found the final clue

[wintry heron]

Fuck English Dave

[glossy prism]

Hooray

[orchid plume]

make it a girl the smh

[quick spire]

No

[ruby widget]

me daddy

[distant badge]

L as Trevor said
“ HOLE IS HOLE AND IT DOESNT CHANGE “

[orchid plume]

also how come everyone always makes the same looking female character

grey hair

same face

boring af

[prisma trench]

Are crate warehouses good

[orchid plume]

only good for when you dont wanna do a heist and your dirt broke

[distant badge]

They make me want to kms bur are good during double cash

[wintry heron]

No lol

[distant badge]

Crates cost too much imo

[wintry heron]

Facts

[tough sierra]

He died over 1 millio times because a panther ate him but hes still requesting a Pizza.. what a chad

[opaque terrace]

‘allowing business owners to sell at their own pace or with friends’-newswire. does that mean the timer for sell missions won’t be there anymore as we can sell at our own pace?

[prisma trench]

I’m getting mixed answers

[wintry heron]

Same

[wintry heron]

He keeps calling me and i can’t hang up so for like 2 minutes i cant enter buildings

It was fun the first 200 times

But now it's not

[orchid plume]

get a large one and fill it over time

[distant badge]

Like 18 for 3, and its worth 38k when a vehicle warehouse steal is 25k ish for a car then pays 80k

[orchid plume]

and when 2x money hits boom payday

4 mil just like that

[wintry heron]

That wasn't Dave tho

[opaque terrace]

Fill warehouse to max then sell when there’s double money

[orchid plume]

wait how much do you get form full warehouse

[fluid zenith]

Hey anyone here play grand rp

[wintry heron]

Is the prison break heist glitched on Xbox??

[tough sierra]

I did his mission.. I hope that bozo never calls me again

[distant badge]

How much would two small wearhouses sell

[ruby widget]

just buy shark cards

[prisma trench]

I don’t have 2 mil

[orchid plume]

then why ask lmao

[distant badge]

Do cayo

[opaque terrace]

‘allowing business owners to sell at their own pace or with friends’-newswire. does that mean the timer for sell missions won’t be there anymore as we can sell at our own pace?

[orchid plume]

this uniroically

[prisma trench]

Bruh

[tough sierra]

Skill issue

[prisma trench]

Kinda

[orchid plume]

you just asked that

[opaque terrace]

You got an answer?

[prisma trench]

I haven’t played in like a year I just started again this week

[orchid plume]

probably some vague word usage to allure that smth has changed

probably just a smaller cool down

[sour spear]

Rockstar aircraft carrier when

[opaque terrace]

Okk thanks

[orchid plume]

not removed entirely jusy smaller to compare with faster vehicles

[distant badge]

When will gta add a button that gives u 5 mil dollars smg

Smh

[orchid plume]

since back then there werent oppressors

[ruby widget]

it’s in the shark cards menu

[distant badge]

I remember when the most spooky thing flying at you was a hydra

And that was it

[gritty swan]

Ello people

[orchid plume]

ew

[vast mica]

Just pause the game the call should end

[ruby widget]

i remember flying a lazer before gta 3 is out

[tough sierra]

Wait what??? And that works?

[distant badge]

New oppressor nerf it explodes when you move

[gritty swan]

😢

[vast mica]

Yeah just pause and u pause real quick

[tough sierra]

Ok nice thanks for the advice

[orchid plume]

do you rp?

[vast mica]

👍🏻

[ruby widget]

ew racist

[prisma trench]

What’s the name of the flying car

[vast mica]

I have never rp’ed but I want to try it once how do you even join rp servers I have no idea

[distant badge]

Deluxo

[wintry heron]

wait so what’s the cayo nerf

[gritty swan]

Sometimes

[distant badge]

Its like 4 million

[wintry heron]

someone fill me in

[ruby widget]

rhino

[distant badge]

You make 7$ max

[vast mica]

😂

[prisma trench]

Oh deluxe

[orchid plume]

lets start now

grabs your juicy hamster ass

[ruby widget]

the cayo nerf makes the cayo not as good anymore

[vast mica]

But it’s garbage

[ruby widget]

rocket science

[orchid plume]

just an added cool down

[distant badge]

Dude you just told him the fastest vehicle in the game :|

[prisma trench]

Is oppressor better

[vast mica]

Yeah, end it’s about 2 hours 25 mins if someone is grinding solo

[orchid plume]

its still just as good but you know a wait

[wintry heron]

someone explain what they did to nerf cayo

[orchid plume]

aka no frens

[vast mica]

It’s better now but just wait for the update to come out

[unborn ore]

Idk

[distant badge]

The oppressor is the best thing for anything in this fucking game

[orchid plume]

just an added coolfown

[unborn ore]

Best and worse

[vast mica]

It’s in tggs new video, they basically added a cool-down before you can start the heist again

[wintry heron]

oh

interesting

[prisma trench]

Yah only a cooldown

[gritty swan]

😮

[vast mica]

🥲

[ruby widget]

actual gta media in gta media

[wintry heron]

will that prevent b2b replay

[gritty swan]

😏

[orchid plume]

😩

[vast mica]

I don’t know I have never done it till date, so ig we’ll have to wait for the update to see whether they have patched it

[orchid plume]

no

[prisma trench]

What is the Best thing to do with your fisrt million

[orchid plume]

nothing can prevent b2b replay

[unborn ore]

Save it

[orchid plume]

use it all on strippers

[vast mica]

Fax

[wintry heron]

Save for kosatka

[ruby widget]

prostitutes

[prisma trench]

Lol

[distant badge]

😭

[orchid plume]

dont listen to these guys

[vast mica]

Me and the homies love vanilla unicorn

[distant badge]

Absolutely nothing

[sour spear]

The mk2 missle nerf just needs to remove homing missles on players that's it, nerfing the missles as a whole will be horrible because then we gonna go to the jet griefing era and oh boi was that bad, atleast with a mk2 user u can easily snipe then off there bike, with a jet, good luck with that

[distant badge]

Save it

[orchid plume]

you need the strippers phone mumber to impress your gta bitches

[gritty swan]

Kinda 🥵

Ngl

[distant badge]

A million dollars in gta is like two smokes and a blockjob

Blow

Just save the money

[wintry heron]

Need to remember that booty call

[prisma trench]

Wait what’s the strippers name again

[wintry heron]

From story mode

[orchid plume]

me and my brother typically just steal the dancers show by dancing ourselves

[prisma trench]

I think I have the contact

[distant badge]

Me

[orchid plume]

we strightup steal the spot light

[vast mica]

They have various names but the strip clubs name is vanilla unicorn

[orchid plume]

shoe shop

[wintry heron]

shoe shop

[distant badge]

Im surprised they haven’t added some type of like pimp business but someone would prob get mad

[distant badge]

Shoe shop

[prisma trench]

Like I don’t know the name of the strip club

I have spent so much there

[wintry heron]

Gta sa

[orchid plume]

mfw no gta v physical abuse mini game

[vast mica]

[orchid plume]

😩

[silent stream]

Its probably for the best. Now i wont be able to grind the soul of my life anymore

[prisma trench]

What

[vast mica]

Caught in 4K

[prisma trench]

So

[distant badge]

Hey man you can put meth inside of an action figure in the game, thats pretty wild

[sour spear]

Jet explosive cannon nerf>mk2 homing missle nerf, change my mind, ratio me, sue me, point a gun at me idc u won't change my mind fight me

[orchid plume]

yea but their mid

[vast mica]

They also removed the kd ratio😂😂

[silent stream]

Jets should get a rpm nerf and b11 should get an rpm buff

[distant badge]

The action figures or meth

[vast mica]

😳

[wintry heron]

That cayo heist seems to get easier the more i do it

[distant badge]

Also whats up with xbox group posts

[ruby widget]

idk

[vast mica]

Bro where can we start car meets or join them

[distant badge]

Whenever i make one i get 50 bots saying to add them on intsa

[tough mountain]

jets dont need nerfs nor buffs

[vast mica]

Free 0f 🤩

[ruby widget]

b11 is also a jet

i totally agree the rogue cannon should get a nerf

[patent pelican]

What is buff?

[ruby widget]

muscle

[silent stream]

At least remove expls rounds and buff rpm on b11. Could be more brrrrrrt

[prisma trench]

Should I buy a bunker upgrade

[patent pelican]

No

Grind cayo for 3 days

Only

xD

[ruby widget]

sniper explosive rounds?

[prisma trench]

Dude I don’t have 2.2 mil

[ruby widget]

buy shark cards

[distant badge]

I like how gta rn is just ppl doing cayo

[sour spear]

U sure, id take a mk2 griefer over a jet griefer even on my worst day, atleast with a mk2 griefer u can easily snipe them off there bike, with a jet griefer ha good luck trying to get the job done with that, and also with the imani tech upgrade, it removes the lock on feature from mk2 users that are using the homing missles with jet griefers they don't even use that shit, they use those overpowered explosive cannons

[silent stream]

No cannon ones

[patent pelican]

agreed

[wintry heron]

I did the staff upgrade

[distant badge]

They should buff the weaponized tampon

[silent stream]

Haha very funny joke

[ruby widget]

oh

[silent stream]

Tampon 🤨

[ruby widget]

no more explosive cannon for b11?

@silent stream

[patent pelican]

How do we get sniper canon rounds ?

[ruby widget]

we don’t

[silent stream]

It they buff rpm then its not needed anymore

[distant badge]

Its my fav car but its also the worst

[vast mica]

Yeah true and most the times mk2 griefs are straight up bots, good luck with jets being operated by some try hard sweat 😂😭

[distant badge]

So its a tampon

[prisma trench]

How much more do u make

[wintry heron]

Not much since they use everything on research

[glad kindle]

What are job points used for in gta

[sour spear]

Honestly the explosive cannons on the jets imo are the ones that needs a nerf, maybe the b11 may keep it since it's ass anyway

[silent stream]

@ruby widget btw one b11 cannon shot dosent kill you, it takes like 2 to kill and in the end it could possibly keep the expls rounds and get slight rpm buff

[vast mica]

I just have one last research item left to unlock

[ruby widget]

yeah i know it doesn’t kill you

[ruby widget]

nothing

[silent stream]

In the end its better to just spam barrage

[patent pelican]

No one will listen to you who are talking about nerf and buff..!.!

[wintry heron]

The first thing i unlocked was livery for mk2;-;

[static shuttle]

two direct shots which is nearly impossible

[ruby widget]

it’s better to just kamikaze

[vast mica]

How’s is the stealth Akula for pvp?

[ruby widget]

since the b11 is tough anyway

[silent stream]

No, smack with wing

[silent stream]

Not very good imo

[ruby widget]

it serves a purpose

[glad kindle]

I searched google it’s used for reputation points

[ionic solstice]

guys

im on gta online

pccc

[wintry heron]

I only own the sparrow

[ionic solstice]

finally

love the modders man

its amazing

[patent pelican]

Ok

[vast mica]

Sparrow is too good spawns right there when u need it

[ionic solstice]

fr

[vast mica]

[silent stream]

Also sparrow will get countermeasures in the new dlc

[glad kindle]

It’s good for pvp

[silent stream]

So thats great

[wintry heron]

Mhm helps with my cayo heist

[vast mica]

Yeahhh

[silent stream]

Also with other heists

[silent stream]

Chaff better than flares change my mind

[vast mica]

And all the cars that are eligible to enter the ls car meet can also be equipped with low grips

[wintry heron]

Only have used it for cayo cause i can do it alone without having to wait

[glad kindle]

Someone was tryna grief me with mk2 I used chaff and I still got blown up

[wintry heron]

I usually try to use the deluxo

[glad kindle]

Flares only help u for like a few seconds before u die

[ionic solstice]

chaff sucks

[silent stream]

Prob used it too late. Use it before getting locked on otherwise it wont work

[ionic solstice]

flares better

i never came out alive using chaff..

[silent stream]

Its better than flares imo

[vast mica]

Yeah

[ionic solstice]

how tho

[glad kindle]

Nope bro completely locked on to me I used it and died I think I used it to early

[buoyant scaffold]

Flares goated

[lapis kettle]

someone tell me what the nerf is for cayo pls

[ionic solstice]

oh so it stops them from loacking

onnn

ohh

[wintry heron]

some griefer failed really bad when i was selling product only got hit once

[distant badge]

@ionic solstice so ur on xbox too right

[glad kindle]

How much is a deluxo

[distant badge]

Can u help me sell shit tomorrow

[ionic solstice]

mhm

sure anri

[distant badge]

4. Smth mil

[echo dagger]

Shit is nice

[wintry heron]

Around 3mil

[buoyant scaffold]

48min cooldown if done with more than one people and 144min if solo

[ionic solstice]

I am willing to help anyone

[glad kindle]

I despise it why is it so expensive it ain’t even that good

[buoyant scaffold]

Thats just one thing

[ionic solstice]

as long as ur nice and respectful

[echo dagger]

Yo this ain't lfg

[lapis kettle]

thats sucks

[silent stream]

It needs skill to use. You used it too early then

You gotta time it

[wintry heron]

I got it for 3mil lol

[echo dagger]

lmfao pc lobbies gunna die

rip

[glad kindle]

I don’t see what skill has to do it with rlly it’s simply just clicking a button

[echo dagger]

not possible

how

lies

[silent stream]

You gotta time it thats the thing

[lapis kettle]

you cant sell the hydra

[echo dagger]

interesting

[distant badge]

Because you get to go back to the future
(For all your life savings)

[glad kindle]

Flares for the win

[vast mica]

Yeah exactly

[wintry heron]

Time what?

[silent stream]

But ok, if you dont wanna use it then dont

[echo dagger]

lol

[silent stream]

Chaff release

[vast mica]

When u realease the countermeasures

[silent stream]

Chaff prevents lock on

[vast mica]

Chaffs and flares are different?

[silent stream]

Flares guide away missiles but not always if released too early or too late

[vast mica]

Ooo

[sour spear]

Most people that wants the mk2 removed from the game doesn't understand the trauma most people had in the jet griefing era, those days imo were the dark ages of the game

[wintry heron]

I use it when i end up crashing the sparrow

[silent stream]

Ok now i evaporate

[vast mica]

Thank god never got to experience it😂😂😂

I hope they bring the nerf in such a way that it effects pvp only, when going against ai it should still be effective

[wintry heron]

I still get a few jet griefers

[buoyant scaffold]

Same

[ruby widget]

i need to grind my kd to 10 before the update drops 😭

.71 to go

[buoyant scaffold]

Or just play the gamemods

[keen basalt]

Should I sell my nightclub or something wait for the update

?

[ruby widget]

no one joins

[buoyant scaffold]

They will prob after the update

[ruby widget]

i find bullying people on the ground more reliable

[hearty rivet]

Definetly save it

[glad kindle]

Yes

[keen basalt]

What will change if I sell it in the update?

[buoyant scaffold]

U attack random players or only those who want to pvp

[ruby widget]

everyone who’s outside

[buoyant scaffold]

Nightclub wont change

U will get 3x business battle goods until first sell

[ruby widget]

it’s funny how vip work counters ghosting

[ionic solstice]

yo where the fuck is the chat in gta online

where is the chat

[hearty rivet]

The first sell in each business gets double money after update

[ionic solstice]

nvm u press y i forgot

[ruby widget]

the chat is in the chat

[ionic solstice]

dude just advertise bruh

[ruby widget]

press t

[glad kindle]

Wym I don’t speak that pvp language

[buoyant scaffold]

Was that nightclub aswell?

[ruby widget]

i mean what i mean

[hearty rivet]

yes in knowlegd

[buoyant scaffold]

Ok

[glad kindle]

Doofus

Years of experience

Ppl rlly be using hydra to grief 🤨🤨💀

Same thing

[ionic solstice]

anybody on pc wanna hook me up with some money

[ruby widget]

it’s like the lazer but heavier and has vtol

you can do some cool shits with vtol

[glad kindle]

I do head hunter under 3 min

Doesn’t take long

[sour spear]

Yeah most jet griefers use the hydra and Lazer to grief in the game but most prefer the Lazer since it's more agile and smaller so it's less prone to explosive round shots unlike the hydra

[wintry heron]

Hook yourself up with some bitches

[glad kindle]

I was talking about hydra specifically

[ionic solstice]

i have a gf

[wintry heron]

Get a second one

Then a third one

[glad kindle]

Oh ur talking about using hydra for head hunter

[wintry heron]

THen a fourth one

[ionic solstice]

i have my sister already

[glad kindle]

Man whore activity

[ionic solstice]

BRO

this dude on pc just gave me his number

[glad kindle]

I do head hunter under 3 min by using mk2

[wintry heron]

Call it

[distant badge]

He wants to be two handed

[ionic solstice]

no then he would have my number

[glad kindle]

Than do head hunter

How it take u long to complete

[ionic solstice]

b

r

u

h

[glad kindle]

I was planning on going to flight school and learn how to fly

[distant badge]

I legit dont know how to turn planes or jets

[ionic solstice]

gta isnt so bad

[glad kindle]

That’s just me though

[ionic solstice]

smh

gta online on pc isnt so bad

ive been lied too

[glad kindle]

It taught me how to land a plan if it died mid flight

[distant badge]

I’ll get u therapy soon

[ionic solstice]

lmao

wym

[glad kindle]

Ya flight school it teaches u tricks and how to turn plan all that stuff

[frosty linden]

LMAO

[ionic solstice]

just make sure u dont do 9/11 all over again

[distant badge]

Gta js only nice when in a peace and love lobby where they kiss and smooch or solo lobbies

[frosty linden]

this game is like a abusive relationship, idk what you on

[glad kindle]

🤨

[ionic solstice]

im in a pc lobby no modders no nothing

just advertisers

over

yall overrreact

[frosty linden]

what level are you?

[ionic solstice]

1

new account

[frosty linden]

😐

[ionic solstice]

:))

[distant badge]

:)

[frosty linden]

my man is new to the game

[ionic solstice]

am not

ive been playing for years

[frosty linden]

and tells us we are overreacting

[distant badge]

Im lv7 i got lucky on the wheel and won some car

Idk if its good tho

[frosty linden]

you got the civic

[ionic solstice]

Just bc ur restart doesnt mean anything...

[frosty linden]

it's decent.

FWD tho

[ionic solstice]

im with some girl

on a bike

😉

might make me risk it all tbh

[distant badge]

Im lv91 but i might aswell be lv7

[ionic solstice]

I rlly wanna find a modder

its hard

[glossy prism]

Just did the slasher mistery yaaay

[ionic solstice]

oh shit i can do that

ty

i forgot abt it

[distant badge]

I have both of the mystery weapons

I need the navy

[ionic solstice]

gj

[distant badge]

Then boom 750k

[ionic solstice]

did you know that trevor got kicked out the air force

[distant badge]

Hole is hole

[ionic solstice]

no

hes crazy thats t

y

yeh

I wish xbox and ps4 had a chat

[proper zealot]

Cayo nerf is gay

[ionic solstice]

lol

agreeed

[wintry heron]

ik

[glossy prism]

Time to do treasure hunt

[proper zealot]

I hate it

[wintry heron]

Cap it was too op and ruined the game

ye i wanna just grind cayo if i need money

[proper zealot]

Wrong mr quandale dingle

[wintry heron]

How was it not op?

[proper zealot]

No

[wintry heron]

Yes sir

[proper zealot]

It’s a solo heist no randoms just chilling

[wintry heron]

You can still play it solo

[proper zealot]

POV: You suck at the heist

[static shuttle]

😐

[ionic solstice]

im goated at pc

time to download a mod menu now

jk jk

[wintry heron]

How can you suck at the heist it’s litterally the easiest heist in gta online

[ionic solstice]

jk

jk

[static shuttle]

cry about it

[wintry heron]

You just have to follow a standard path and kill npcs that are always at the same spot and then do the easiest hack in the game

Then escape and jump off the cliff and swim away

[ionic solstice]

ong

I pressed the wrong button

[distant badge]

So

[ionic solstice]

i thought F was to change view

[distant badge]

Should i still spend 2.2 mil for submarine

[ionic solstice]

I jumped out the car and died now we have to restart

LMAO

yes anri

[distant badge]

Or save my breath

Does the submarine come with infinite hookers

[ionic solstice]

uhh yeh

mhm

[distant badge]

Or is it just a purchase for the heist alone

[ionic solstice]

purchae

purchaseeeeeeeee

[distant badge]

But i can spend it on like

I dont know

Bur something

[proper zealot]

Cope harder

[wintry heron]

does the arcade have any more functions than starting the casino heist?

[proper zealot]

Business manage

[runic star]

Drone station

[wintry heron]

What does that do?

[proper zealot]

Idk

[wintry heron]

lol

[proper zealot]

It starts the diamond casino heist

[glossy prism]

Found the revolver

[proper zealot]

Nice

[ionic solstice]

gg

[static shuttle]

well you're the one complaining about it

[glossy prism]

Time to get 50 headshots

[ionic solstice]

lol

[runic star]

Which one? Navy or double action?

[proper zealot]

Now go to the nearest police station and press Tringle in the weapon wheel to get 20000k

[glossy prism]

Double action

[runic star]

Nice

[glossy prism]

I already got the navy

[ionic solstice]

lies

[proper zealot]

Then stfu

[runic star]

Do u have the stone hatchet?

[static shuttle]

no

[glossy prism]

No

[proper zealot]

ok

Femboy

[static shuttle]

:p

[glossy prism]

Also gonna go to the godmode spot for the headshots

[proper zealot]

No father moment

[runic star]

Just kill npcs lol, u don't need to go gm

[proper zealot]

God mode spot 💀

[static shuttle]

G spot 💀

[proper zealot]

[ionic solstice]

I love g spot

I love women

[distant badge]

I love g spot

I love men

[proper zealot]

I love men

[ionic solstice]

ok

[proper zealot]

ok

[ionic solstice]

👎

[static shuttle]

if only they would love you back

[ionic solstice]

fr

[proper zealot]

Bro says who

[ionic solstice]

him

[static shuttle]

me

[proper zealot]

Am I taking words from mfs who use a cringe ass pfp

[static shuttle]

cry about it

[proper zealot]

Cope harder

[distant badge]

I am the one who knocks

[static shuttle]

i am the one who fucks

[radiant geyser]

😶

[distant badge]

Proof

[proper zealot]

Fuck me

[vestal bay]

why cant i start cayo perico heist

[distant badge]

You’re

[static shuttle]

bend over

[distant badge]

3

[distant badge]

Oh okay

[radiant geyser]

Gay

[distant badge]

Im not in prison yet

[proper zealot]

It’s called sigma

[distant badge]

Is this a speedrun

[static shuttle]

[radiant geyser]

How abt u ligma

[proper zealot]

Ligma balls

🗿👍

[distant badge]

Its not gay if you dont make out for at least 2 mins anything below is super straight

[radiant geyser]

Whaaaa

[ionic solstice]

lick my balls n

nice man

[proper zealot]

True

[proper zealot]

ok sit down

[ionic solstice]

i said nice man

..

[stable reef]

Quick question

[proper zealot]

ok

[radiant geyser]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[stable reef]

With the new update nerfing cayos

[ionic solstice]

yes

[proper zealot]

You’re from gay

[ionic solstice]

lol

[distant badge]

Its all about the YMCA

[stable reef]

U reckon the b2b Cayo glitch won’t work?

[ionic solstice]

it ownt work

[proper zealot]

No

[radiant geyser]

Yes

[proper zealot]

L

[radiant geyser]

Ratio

[proper zealot]

Counter ratio

[radiant geyser]

Get some psy ratio

[wintry heron]

What country is that

[quick spire]

fuck lgbtq

[proper zealot]

Gay

[radiant geyser]

Whaaa

[proper zealot]

It’s located in gay islands

[proper zealot]

Based

[wintry heron]

They'll like it

[static shuttle]

yes, fuck them

[radiant geyser]

🇼🏳️‍🌈

[proper zealot]

No father

[radiant geyser]

🏳️‍🌈

[quick spire]

Orbán Viktor hate gay people and racist too

Fun fact

😄

[radiant geyser]

I also know a fun fact

[quick spire]

?

[radiant geyser]

We didn’t ask

[quick spire]

😛

Who

[radiant geyser]

Cares

[quick spire]

You idiot

[radiant geyser]

[quick spire]

[wintry heron]

[static shuttle]

clown to clown conversation:

[radiant geyser]

Ppl who don’t touch grass:

[glossy prism]

Just did the 50 headshots

Also hit 1 million

Yaaay

[radiant geyser]

Fr?

[glossy prism]

Fr ong

[static shuttle]

[radiant geyser]

We didn’t ask

[wintry heron]

Fr

[quick spire]

Stfu clown

[radiant geyser]

And I still touch more grass than u

[wintry heron]

Damn

[radiant geyser]

Fucking goofy

[proper zealot]

Bro u kiss guys?

[quick spire]

I bike about 5 kms everyday so I touch grass more than you 😛

[radiant geyser]

Just bc u bike doesn’t mean u touch grass dumbass

[quick spire]

🤡