#2000 ways to kill d*nish

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somber snowBOT
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@woeful seal has leveled up! (0 ➜ 1)

teal zephyr
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1831: BUST A SKITTLE

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Stuck it in so hard I got an STD

frail acorn
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1832: lose nnn

fossil owl
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1833: send him back to the titanic

teal zephyr
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1834: walk in BUST on the door tell the Danish they're going down then use the bomb in your backpack to explode the room then when the damnis is running turn into a shrimp and chase them, the damish will hire a friend to kill you so wipe out your gun and blash at his friend's eye then when he's blinded by it you pull out your CACK then kill his friend with it, then to kill the other friend use confuse ray to wipe his memory then send him to an island tell him he's in fortnite irl for 100000M dollars and watch as he shoots and gets killed by 100 police officers. Then travel back to where the dammis is then invite him to a sleepover then use a parafillia jitshu to make him asleep, you and the homies fill him up then when he wakes up put a rocket in his ass and send him flying out the window and watch him explode into a big macs mess

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1834.5: walk in BUST on the door tell the d*nish and his friends that there's free femboys in the other room then consume a ton of taco bell, put the bomb in your ass, lock the doors. Let it all out
(DO NOTE THAT THIS STRATEGY WILL ALSO KILL YOU SO ITS NOT RECOMMENDED BUT IT IS FASTER)

fossil owl
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1835: surrounded by 6 7 kid forever

obtuse wedge
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1836: idk man just ⚣

abstract eagle
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1837: Being forced to make a yt thumbnail for a random video

teal zephyr
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1838: Blender

woeful seal
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1839: eat poo

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1840: forgot steam password

woeful seal
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1841: cocaine

woeful seal
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drowsy finch
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1844: face his fears 24/7

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obtuse wedge
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1845: wtf is shucks just grab a fork and instead of sticking it in a socket (already done) stick it UP YOUR A-

drowsy finch
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1846: make him inhale too much helium

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1847: make him homeless and the people don’t care of him not giving food. none

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1848: pour lead in his wounds

valid canopy
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Usually if i were old me i would try to find a way to prevent this however now, ehh i dont really care, infact I WANT TO DIE

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So guys continue this and try to find as much ways as possible to kill metroll

teal zephyr
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1849: tell bone saw to take their car across the border leave them lonly

valid canopy
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1850: i ran out of ideas

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ACTUAL 1850: jeffys infinite irida

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1851: geometry dash spike

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1852: geometry dash saw

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1853: forsaken killers

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1854: execution

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1855: black hole

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1856: no oxygen

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1857: behead

teal zephyr
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1858: run them over with a blender

valid canopy
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1859: model a killing machine in blender, 3d print it, and kill me

valid canopy
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1860: fork in socket

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1861: fork in toaster

teal zephyr
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1862: elephant hit

warm barn
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1863: bath with a toaster

valid canopy
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geometry dash mentioned

obtuse wedge
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1864: OWOOOO

fossil owl
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1865: American Civil War

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teal zephyr
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1866: Run them over with the Oscomire wiener-mobile

valid canopy
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1867: the 67 kid

teal zephyr
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1868: 61 Guy's true form

drowsy finch
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1869: make him say 69 forever

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1870: crushed by 1 big gd cube icon

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drowsy finch
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1871: Stung by vicious bee

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drowsy finch
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1872: falling Nokia phone at 1000 Meters at the sky

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1873: stung by 2000 bees

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1874: curtified

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1875: take his brain

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1876: Demon core

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1877: force him to count forever

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1878: the sun is a deadly laser

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1879: force him to drink lava

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1880: teleport him in the sun’s core

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1881: the rake

somber snowBOT
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@drowsy finch has leveled up! (1 ➜ 2)

drowsy finch
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1882: scp 35

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1883 melted glass

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1884: coconut crab

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1885: fork on a socket

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1886: scp 78

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1887: glass bridge

valid canopy
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1888: benjixscarlet song

drowsy finch
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1889: throw 1 grain of antimatter

slender abyss
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1890: eg_laugh

teal zephyr
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1891: take my chin SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

warm barn
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??

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1892: tocp irl

obtuse wedge
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1893: πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨βœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈ

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1894: πŸ˜πŸ‰πŸ˜

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1895: in a silly made up story a traveler comes to denmark and talks about a viking potion that gives old hero power. the people drink it thinking it will make them strong and bold. the magic goes a different way and soon everyone turns soft and fluffy with fur ears and cute looks and they feel calm and happy. they laugh at the trick and walk around in warm rooms with tea and music. no one is hurt and no one is mad and they learn that being gentle can be fun too. the night ends with smiles stories and a lot of fluff.

teal zephyr
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1896: 7/11 shooting

drowsy finch
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1897: throw 100lb dumbbell to his head

obtuse wedge
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1898: @@@@@@@

teal zephyr
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1899: Pregnant bomb

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1900: the heat death of the universe

obtuse wedge
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1901: 1901

abstract eagle
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1902: Coughing Baby VS. Nitrogen Bomb

warm barn
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1903: sagittarius a

obtuse wedge
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1904: Ohio rizzed South Africa 🌍

fickle kestrel
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1905: Get afflicted with Starsheet

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1906: Get afflicted with Delirium

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1907: Get afflicted with Apparitia

obtuse wedge
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1908: Get afflicted with skibidi toilet

teal zephyr
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1909: Stabbed in the butt, out the ear

fickle kestrel
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1910: Getting crushed with 134,874,418 badges

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1911: Get st@bbed by gum in objectified

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1912: Failing a race.
-# and gets burned in lava

obtuse wedge
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1913: OHIO 67 BASKETBALL KID RUNS YOU OVER

fossil owl
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1914: backshot roulette

frail acorn
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1915: get flushed down toilet

lament minnow
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1916: get teleported to the dark world

somber snowBOT
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@lament minnow has leveled up! (1 ➜ 2)

lament minnow
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1917: Getting crushed with 134,478,794 badges

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1918: get interuppted by the killer interuppting cow

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1919: puths

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1920: 42.42 bombs

lament minnow
obtuse wedge
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1922: whatever happened in 1922

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1923: 🎹🎹🎹🎹

drowsy finch
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1924: everybody do the flop

obtuse wedge
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1925: OHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

drowsy finch
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1926: Brainwash him into beliving Spawnism

slender abyss
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1927: LuigiSpin

ancient bobcat
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1928: Please dont kill me πŸ™

teal zephyr
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1929: failed mr bust video

obtuse wedge
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1930: give them 1930 seconds to poop themselves xddd

slender abyss
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1931: send them back to year 1931

slender abyss
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1932: kumalala savesta

slender abyss
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1933: fishspin

fickle kestrel
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1934: 69420

obtuse wedge
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1935: bro can we js end ts already fjgjvokdeoe a
Sexxxxxxxx

obtuse wedge
fickle kestrel
obtuse wedge
fickle kestrel
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1939: Gets killed by Brandy (in ep 100)

obtuse wedge
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1940: borrrrr only 60 left byeee

teal zephyr
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1941: insult Netanyahu

obtuse wedge
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1942: support palestine

drowsy finch
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1943: have a Peanut brain

obtuse wedge
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1944: robotpancake5 is a n00000b

drowsy finch
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1945: your ex

obtuse wedge
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1946: WW2 REMAKE WITH DENMARK

drowsy finch
slender abyss
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1948: son