#2000 ways to kill d*nish
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1832: lose nnn
1833: send him back to the titanic
1834: walk in BUST on the door tell the Danish they're going down then use the bomb in your backpack to explode the room then when the damnis is running turn into a shrimp and chase them, the damish will hire a friend to kill you so wipe out your gun and blash at his friend's eye then when he's blinded by it you pull out your CACK then kill his friend with it, then to kill the other friend use confuse ray to wipe his memory then send him to an island tell him he's in fortnite irl for 100000M dollars and watch as he shoots and gets killed by 100 police officers. Then travel back to where the dammis is then invite him to a sleepover then use a parafillia jitshu to make him asleep, you and the homies fill him up then when he wakes up put a rocket in his ass and send him flying out the window and watch him explode into a big macs mess
1834.5: walk in BUST on the door tell the d*nish and his friends that there's free femboys in the other room then consume a ton of taco bell, put the bomb in your ass, lock the doors. Let it all out
(DO NOTE THAT THIS STRATEGY WILL ALSO KILL YOU SO ITS NOT RECOMMENDED BUT IT IS FASTER)
1835: surrounded by 6 7 kid forever
1836: idk man just β£
1837: Being forced to make a yt thumbnail for a random video
1838: Blender
1841: cocaine
1842:
1843:
1844: face his fears 24/7
1845: wtf is shucks just grab a fork and instead of sticking it in a socket (already done) stick it UP YOUR A-
Shucks is an fnf mod
1846: make him inhale too much helium
1847: make him homeless and the people donβt care of him not giving food. none
1848: pour lead in his wounds
Usually if i were old me i would try to find a way to prevent this however now, ehh i dont really care, infact I WANT TO DIE
So guys continue this and try to find as much ways as possible to kill me
1849: tell bone saw to take their car across the border leave them lonly
1850: i ran out of ideas
ACTUAL 1850: jeffys infinite irida
1851: geometry dash spike
1852: geometry dash saw
1853: forsaken killers
1854: execution
1855: black hole
1856: no oxygen
1857: behead
1858: run them over with a blender
1859: model a killing machine in blender, 3d print it, and kill me
1862: elephant hit
1863: bath with a toaster
geometry dash mentioned
1864: OWOOOO
Yes
1866: Run them over with the Oscomire wiener-mobile
1867: the 67 kid
1868: 61 Guy's true form
im gonna ping you in 2 years saying "geometry dash mentioned"
1871: Stung by vicious bee
by 2 years, i meant 2 days
geometry dash mentioned
1872: falling Nokia phone at 1000 Meters at the sky
1873: stung by 2000 bees
1874: curtified
1875: take his brain
1876: Demon core
1877: force him to count forever
1878: the sun is a deadly laser
1879: force him to drink lava
1880: teleport him in the sunβs core
1881: the rake
@drowsy finch has leveled up! (1 β 2)
1882: scp 35
1883 melted glass
1884: coconut crab
1885: fork on a socket
1886: scp 78
1887: glass bridge
1888: benjixscarlet song
1889: throw 1 grain of antimatter
1890: 
1891: take my chin SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
1893: π¨π¨π¨π¨βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
1894: πππ
1895: in a silly made up story a traveler comes to denmark and talks about a viking potion that gives old hero power. the people drink it thinking it will make them strong and bold. the magic goes a different way and soon everyone turns soft and fluffy with fur ears and cute looks and they feel calm and happy. they laugh at the trick and walk around in warm rooms with tea and music. no one is hurt and no one is mad and they learn that being gentle can be fun too. the night ends with smiles stories and a lot of fluff.
1896: 7/11 shooting
1897: throw 100lb dumbbell to his head
1898: @@@@@@@
1901: 1901
1902: Coughing Baby VS. Nitrogen Bomb
1903: sagittarius a
1904: Ohio rizzed South Africa π
1905: Get afflicted with Starsheet
1906: Get afflicted with Delirium
1907: Get afflicted with Apparitia
1908: Get afflicted with skibidi toilet
1909: Stabbed in the butt, out the ear
1910: Getting crushed with 134,874,418 badges
1911: Get st@bbed by gum in objectified
1912: Failing a race.
-# and gets burned in lava
1913: OHIO 67 BASKETBALL KID RUNS YOU OVER
1914: backshot roulette
1915: get flushed down toilet
1916: get teleported to the dark world
@lament minnow has leveled up! (1 β 2)
1917: Getting crushed with 134,478,794 badges
1918: get interuppted by the killer interuppting cow
1919: puths
1920: 42.42 bombs
1921: i forg mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1924: everybody do the flop
1925: OHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1926: Brainwash him into beliving Spawnism
1927: 
1928: Please dont kill me π
1929: failed mr bust video
1930: give them 1930 seconds to poop themselves xddd
1931: send them back to year 1931
1932: kumalala savesta
1933: 
1934: 69420
1935: bro can we js end ts already fjgjvokdeoe a
Sexxxxxxxx
1936: CumGG
1937: o(SnapimGettingBitByA)teeth
1938: Son
1939: Gets killed by Brandy (in ep 100)
1940: borrrrr only 60 left byeee
1941: insult Netanyahu
1942: support palestine
1943: have a Peanut brain
1944: robotpancake5 is a n00000b
1945: your ex
1946: WW2 REMAKE WITH DENMARK
1947:
1948: son