#general-chat
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you cooked big dawg
chat I wouldve been real creeped out
shouldve made it a bit
but it was a really really old female history teacher 🥺I miss her sm
meow girl
A little strange
ye aits her
dude it was good 👧 girl
aits
cooked nthg I wish I cooked his ass but at the end I did although he doesn't know or care how much I got but I definitely cooked got way better grades than him
ooooooo
some teachers i swear
type shit
Yea the word has been used in such a way that when old people use it. We start having other thoughts
Sigh
This is true
MAN I'M SORRY ME AND MISTA COOL LIKE THAT
lmaoo
IM NOT MEAN 🥺
shit
IVE NEVER CALLED YOU THAT THOUGH??
shut up mista
Sigh 16 year olds
lmaooo idgaf im joking its funny to me
I'll buy you beer next week
fr
poggies
yar
i was better than these kids
what's that is that a diaper brand?
Id hope so
lol
I need to go to bed
no
excoosme
let the bed come to you
same
I wish
i love sleeping
notice how you said "was" shows how old you are you 19 year old twink
i sniffed tm biology today read it as exosome
Me and my insomniac ass ain't having no bed cime to me
He's 20 in a week
i know, intentional
sleep on the floor
shushh
not helping his case
Good idea
do i act my age>?
you fucking swine dont actually do that
No
No good night
WOW
atleast i dont say UwU
what did you smoke today? raging like a 17 year old
oh wait
julians a he?????
I wanna tag him so bad
HUH
hello julian uwu
sorry I thought u were a girl
thanks <3
i am jules girl
who here says uwu!?
Wait what the fuck
yeah why noone recognizes me lnfkjcjke
jules bagged a nice one 10/10
hello mista catfish uwu did u eat uwu
the twink trio huh
wdym
nope youre included
why do we all care about if i ate or not 😄
You, jules and I are the twink trio actually
idk fishes need to eat
ive eaten though
three twinketeers
jules girl! does it mean you are the girl version of him? or
bruh i am taking this too deep no
it's feedin time
what no
idk what yall eat tbh
jules girl as in ... GIRL! i am jules
beans fucking beans💀
HAHAHHAH
Just sleep
i actually hate beans
ahhhh brother why did i think u were acting to be his gf and i was like trying to be all suave and thought of playing along
Finally a subject we agree on
I wish iiii wasss ur girl 😔
i get the beans on toast stereotype for british people but omg it tastes SO BAD
ooooooo oooo oooo😔
cuz u're a fatass
i texted in the same style and all and yall still thought i was a girl and not jules 
not as bad tbh
What song is that
true
lana del rey ur girl unreleased
Ooo
lmao 😭
beans are a great source of fibre it will boost your metabolism
You're very creative aren't you
i just have a fuck ton of those fibre bars
no i am english deficient
are they yummy
i love indian cuisine
Looks like you're missing some vitamins
I need
hi logic
Go do it you slacked off the whole day
is it grass bar
I'll eat and then I will
okay i am off hit a low now
Good
Not good
Yes good
i have a holiday tom
How tf do you always have holidays
pp poo poo farts
elections
Did you poop today
no fucking way you just said it while I'm watching a meme on it rn
YESSIR
I WANT TOO
Oh yeah. Go vote
oh wait no mine is talking tom
man cleanign up after cooking sucks!
Eat some fibre
tmi
This is true
damn rip
da worst, especially i made a fuckin mess everywhere oml
i gave my first elections dude i legit thought you'd have to write your chosen party in a chit and push it down in a box 😭
Did you spill stuff 
no
nahh i was plating my food and did like a, splatter design with the sauce
well its both
shit went everywhere 🔥
yeah i figured u have to press a button
That's called the ballot system
but, salmon with mandarins goes hard very rec
That's called the electronic voting machine
EVM
YES THWYRE SO GOOD
oooh ballot nice i feel more intelligent now bun tysm
Gosh
bun do you like my website design
Damn you should cook for us someday
do you approve
I do its great
ong bet
i wish i had wings
@turbid vector Gluttonous is curvaceous asf okay bye goodnight
i wish i was a moth
weather sucks here rn but ye jvscholz full server come, even james himself
a beautiful moth
chat we will have an academic comeback
yessir
hell yea we will (hi woot)
hello sccipio
my french passport is here guys
hello french passport
this winter we are SO back
its cold tho
do not tickle your pickle to angry birds
wahh
I'm coping andtellinv myself this cuz seasonal big sad
a woman to cuddle wouldnt hurt
im so hungry cry
groooooot
i thought you were gay
huh ok
ayyy we love all people
no discrimination
no racism
no sterotyping
allll people
alll people are loved
not to be mistaken for weed
i humbly disagree but goodnight!
yes in here ☺️
letsgoski
are you gay?
why did the change things on discord
ye
no
thank you for answering the survey
U ruined his hope
if hes looking for hope on discord then ..
Wonder what would have happened if u said u were girl
ayyy thats how my friend met his girlfriend from another country and now the girl is planning to move in with him
thats amazing
😭 😭 i would have activated som you have never expiranced before
italian accent: "if you dont get it , you dont get it"
My brain left me after reading this
m'lady "tips fedora"
😆
a while ago he said he would cook for me... Now i understand why was that
He's probably gonna cook u bro
no i would geniuily cook for you though my pasta good
anyways
i gotta try your recipe then
Cute bro
do not take my advice you want to find a long lasting relationship you must present to your beloved your true self as thats what she/he be meant to expirancing most of the times you spend together. Build your relationship of truth not decipt.
Anybody indian
everyone is except me tho
😏

You did it! You killed the chat!
Nah, indian people rarely come here
alex dont troll 😭
||im jk it was funny||
Good morning 5am gang
Good morning miki
Jus a regular day to progress myself into oblivion
Why do i not want to sleep
Wdym 7 hours isnt it like 4am
too many mixed thoughts running through your mind
do you want motivation to sleep?
I gotta wake up in hour and a half how is that not enough motivation
Good morning scipio
really makes you think that if we got that 7 hours of sleep everyday removed humans would have probably accomplished alot more
No wonder why you are so smart
He's a competition for Jaden smith indeed
Yes accurate
i agree aswell
oh boy only if he knew loll
morning
@rain burrow are you back?
What manga is that
🤝
Beetlejuice will be a better opponent here
That's the final boss
wrote my literature exam in 30 mins, I do be cool like dat
i don't think that's how essay writing works
buuuut oke
idk if I'll pass
He's carl
I have achieved a life mission. I've rickrolled ace.
instead of my pomodoro, i streamed the rick roll. He fell for it
I have no more regrets in life.

suk it
loll
You are so cheeky
I almost got him a second time
but he knew what was coming
Lol, rickroll him with gifs
i might stickbug him next
or something else
idk. we'll see. He's too cautious now
Ohhhh, this is interesting
I redo my notes from scratch tbh
active recall best (i dont do it anymore, come back academic weapon jules)
thats just learning again 
I have memory of goldfish
us but active recall helps fr
5/5 people choose active recall, really??
how is your way of doing active recall pls share (:
Hello shat
everytime you sit to study, recall what you studied yesterday, all of it. Doing this will eventually take less and less time to recall previous concepts. good luck
Schat what are your thoughts on the nokia 2660
I want that bro....
Im thinking of getting it
Seems to have all the features i want
Fairly priced
And looks sick
Damn nice
damn nice kya bolra bro gau mata kha gaya woh.
Wassup
Different culture doesnt really matter
Cows are generally regarded as holy creatures in india
I am saying f*ck you for eating a cow 🖕
Gau mata roughly translates to mother cow
Imma aim for 6 hours today
you study in vc?
Make it 9
You lazyass 😡
I studied 4hrs already 🥰
Ty
12:06pm
Different culture doesnt really matter
Aight bet bitch
WHAT THE HELL?
Pretty ass as expected but I've been way more consistent after that test series so its aight
With the moustache and curly hair, i look like a south indian now
Commit to the bit and start wearong a dhoti
True, Anna in Maharashtra
I usually like my hair wavy
I like my cheese drippy bruh
Id love to one day have pineapple hair
Yellow on the sides with a green circle up top
But not sure how the scales on the pineapple could be implemented
The pointy hair would be pretty easy
From the screen
padhle bhai
🔥🔥
Good point imma go etudy now
I am eating my breakfast, chill mandem
Bye
Byebye gl
Ty
7 midterms bb
Ahw mb bb
i wanna die man i initiated a question and did 3x4.2= 13.6 and spent an hour thinking on what I did wrong to get a different answer
Nyo heart problemos
Stranded together, our worlds have collided
This won't be forever, so why try to fight it
Pa pa pa pa ra ra ra
Yup
Its afternoooon
Got sent to cardiologist fml
They check everything before surgery
To make sure there wont be complications and also anesthesia shit
Ja
Its checkup broski
It keeps getting better
Akis
You are pink now
Day 5 today
I was always pink deep inside my heart
Hopefully cuz they said i have heart block
I get a pass im drained of blood
Oh my x ray said lungs are healthy lmfao wtf
It'll be alright
No point of worrying
10 HOURS ACE?
Yeap?
Noice
Yes im immune to nicotine
Gotta pick up pack On my way!
Also also also
Btw
Btw
Smoking helps to prevent ulcerative colitis
Random fun fact
That is getting added on my pro con list
Fr 
But don't smoke akis
Smoking is ew
:((
You can smoke!
You annoy me
Aw what a sentimental guy love to see it
Istg i see another queue and im out
Distinguish sarcasm lak
Do you say that every 5 min?
U cant
Why not lakk
Yall stop bickering it's giving enemies to lovers and i have nothing else than time to entertain it
Lil bro
No
Havent finished it
Woo people think im 14
I love penny
Me and logic had whole fights about whether if she's a bitch or not
True
Yep
Never thought id get hit on in hospital
This should have been on my bucket list
I wish
I don't exactly know my nurses yet
Just a patient in line w me
Kinda fucked up humor rizz i like it
No thanks
Ah ur such a
I dont even know
kamana shuru nhi kiya karz me pehle agayi😭🙏
GOOD MORNING
It certainly aint one
Whoever created linkedIn. I hope they stay a virgin forever
@rotund lichen did you just spend money on discord
No
I didnt
Bye i gtg
Deleted
Ace pookie everyone swears here tho
(Although kids shouldn't be on discord but that's another thing)
Yeap and I warn as often as I see it
(Also this)
I will make sure not to cuss when ur here then
Yeah thanks 
Omg my social battery is nonexistent atp
someone tagged me bro
good morning pineapple
it was me, like last week
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A KANYE REFERENCE
Youre the sun in my morning bae 🎵🎵🎼🎼🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
hi chat
LMAO
it's 2 pm but good morning I just woked up
gonna shower after like 4 days gn
It really wasn't, but good morning 👋
Anyone ever been in a relationship before
Oh my, get that oily layer off
lookin like a nerd 🤓
LMAO
why is everyone getting ghosted
is ghosting the new cool? 😐
Good. Keep it that way. Get married or something don't have gf
Whos mikaela
R u gay
😔
U liked project metro?
oml wat is yash typin
Bro abt explode his relationship trauma
Ur pfp is from that video
My older brother is in it
I legit cannot get this shit out my ass for the life of me
Did u try the restroom
You fucking genius
My bad lemme go and vent about my self diagnosed ods
6hrs done, i want to fml
Shrock i told u not to get picked up by her broski
Fuck you
Actually ur the one who got fucked
🥲
Sleep deprivation = Bad Mood
Heyyyy chat
Why tho?
exam tomorrow and i dont know shit
U don't need to know shit. Jus need to know the contents for ur exam
very funny Shahin
yo do u know calorimetry?
really?
do u know science
yeah struggling with the signs and how to apply heat lost = heat gained in questions
i thought u were an architecture major for some reason
or financial related
ik the formula
the questions don't solve themselves
yeah can't identify and sort them into lhs and rhs
should i ask u a question make it make sense to me? like I'm a 5th grader
Anybody got chegg? Would really appreciate if someone clutched up
hell
@boreal ermine took midterm in queue lmfao who pussi now
Hell yea
wsg
dude u get physics?
my mom brought me hot food in a big ass tray i wanna cry 🥺
love being pampered lik dis
Some teacher took our classroom before I could finish what I was writing on the blackboard 😑
Help ur mom with chores spoiled child
Physics ? I don't do physics
Hey whats 204 days scipio
BRO THIS HAPPENS TO ME SM SO NOW I JUST SUPERFAST WRITE
Mom ftw
I had 2 entire blackboard filled, is this guy serius 😒
bro fr 😔
some are nice enough to wait
this is why the moment the teacher comes my fren screams "don't erase th board" 💀
I'm best friend with the chief janitor though, so he always gives me a vacant room
I need to buy him food or sum, he's so nice
Bahahaha no trust whatsoever
literally me they got the best backstories fr
he said "I did the exact same course like you all are doing" 💀
We were out here talking about how "rich kids don't have respect" like 2 old Men XDDD
Omfg XDD
So true
Pretty that janitor aint a doctor
I can't even clean my own room tf /j
Same /notjk
tbh idk but engineering fs
mechanical eng probbs
if I get enough grades for that lol
Uuuhh and then you call me a nerd smh 😔
I wud do cs but yhen
You will come on
everyone's doing cs
Yeaa
Hahahahah im a dumb nerd
😔 I rlly wanna do designinh course after colez
What kind of design?
He's the janitor that sits in an office and gives keys/gives rooms to teachers on his laptop
I thought u were gonna fashion cars ngl
It can still be a hobby
I don't have the vocabulary XD
Yessssss i love
No money
that sounds sick
YEAH LMAO 😭
i could be a nift baddie but too bad
i like science too so that's also cool
bro lowkey working a 9 to 5 seems boring
Same but I like physics more
I wud love to do research work
Instead you're just a b...
How old are you?
yeah phy and meth
im just a bitch also im 16
So no chegg
😔
Meth no so much
No one got chegg
No chegg 😒
Damn
yeah I don't like chem the test two r ok
9 to 5 not that bad tbh cause if you having other working streams or have good skills you can earn enough to retire early
sounds very monotonous
what if im not made to work 🥺
Stay home, design
Then not made for anything
real talk
Everything requires hard work
Breathing?
Breathing is pretty hard
Dude jus grazed past a minor charge
It pretty hard too
Asli baat
imisu
Hi shahin 😂👋
How was yo paper
man 😔
Hlo dwij. Ling time no see
I came back mid paper after 30 mins lol
Bro you look like one of my friends
bro is servin slu t
Not ma'am, i have to revise thermochemistry soon
He looks like that masterxdaddy guy from Instagram
How old are you
💀
I don use insta
damn she's hot
What a sigma
You too? I got a test on 1dec
WTF?
Hi who are you
No
Which test series
Dammn what
Wtf, but she's your mom 😨
Ok
(Cries in 4 hours YouTube screen time)
He does doesn't he?
Hi Miki 👋
feeling sick sick fever 101
Wha does this mean
Idk but, why do you watch someone named masterdaddy
yeah lmao I heard of that
Hi scipio, how are you today?
Allen 💀
Eehh. Whats wrong
I'm doing mighty good
SCORE
I'm feeling like studying rn
me too
Nothing shahin
Study brk
Seedhe maut 101
Bro
Get out, pw is here
Hater
No one bro jus a stranger passing through
Let's go 💪, i studied 6hrs already
Oh stranger danger
"I am the danger"
Crazy you got jee mains too?
Damn, gg mate, what is left for today?
Lmao, when are they starting the full syllabus test?
Skyler
What's brk?
Neet
End of dec
Revision and some questions 😻😻
Gl bro
Balls rolling knockout
cute
She's Skylar white yo?
You too sexy man
Is her husband Walter white yo?
Nevers ends until it does XD
gl big boy
big boy 💀💀💀
Bigger than u ahaha
🗿
What
I have seen it sm lmao I don't wanna watch it now
Now, you should study now 🦍
Shaq's finger yes
Height?
Damn
That pfp man 😻
Pocket sized
Bro doesn't hesitate
Bombaclat
SHUT UP
Hot
booba
Neededdd
😮
im a minor so i can torture u and get away with it
I mean, he's nearly 15, he's a big boy now
true
Banned
Woot is a guy
Anyways tell me a movie chat i ain't playin
You're damn right harambe
You got that giraffe 🦒 genes
Me w my scooty
Padhle
Mean girls
Yea she is
Skill issue
White chicks
Fight club
Virgin ahh movie suggestions good night
She wants girlypop not boyshit movies
2 girl 1-
😔
Barbie
She's one of the bros , she can handle it
Mods make him eat british food
seen it
Bro gonna leave woot scarred
I ain't expecting shi
not in the mood today
what's yours then
Not british food 😭
dude I need girlypop to feel grounded anf connected to my girl roots
Actually the protagonist swims through shit
Doraemon: Nobita's Earth Symphony
Cannibalism
That's a gay ahh name, and I haven't even heard of it before
She is about to wash dishes/j
Shinchan : kata laga cactus island
That's a cartoon movie
this reason
Life of cherry
Girl roots lol
Taste of cherry
what if I turn into a boy
😏you like cherries?
Oh a sadistic lifestyle I see
You already are
Don't, it's NNN
Ama Cherry eater
When's the next exam
Watch hannibal best girlypop movie
alr
Watch legally blonde then
oh...
Bro...
ain't nothin stop me
Have you watched Normal people?
Hehe
You lost?
watched it last night
Watch second part
ofc I watched this one black and white movie
All these suggestions and she'll go watch some crime documentary by shrinkhal
What kind of question is that?
Who's shrinkhal
Sorry, i will think twice before sending
Damn yall
Watch satyajit ray movies. Lots of girlypop
no
That guy who said banglore people are racist
have u heard of sabrina
WHAT???????
My cousins name is sabrina
Bro watch Balveer
I can watch his new video btw
Ofc yeaaaa. who tf is that
IM WHERZING SO HARD LMAO
bro id be ready at 8 pm w my dinner to watch bal veer
Chota bheem better
Random horror content creators
EW CHOTA BHEEM SUCKDT
Bro has not seen Balveer 🙏😭
It's good but contains notty scenes
Kalia My goat
Its an oscar winning movie. It's one of the thought provoking masterpiece india has ever produced
mumi ke saath dekhung
it's a shitty ass cartoon
😻w mom
Shush lil kid. U were born watching cocomelon
Chota bhheem is Oscar nominated
everyone starts calling that bitchass bheem bheem
Brownie
Bro from amriiica
Bro Bheem saved dholakpur
shy
Casting couch coded
bheem tharki
no offence i wish i had a genius person to solve all my doubts and make me understand shit
😭 BRO
Ahh i understand
Omg do you guys remember adventures time
Laddoo
the yellow thingy
I got a test in 20 mins Mai gravitation kra hi ni
Yes
Bhai padhlo
😐
😔I will try my best to become that person
Nah Imma raw dogg it I score good anyways gn
Watch me fk it up
Everyone know Bheem and Balveer but only real ones know krish trish and Baltiboy
Banbudh and budbak
What's the school cartoon
OMG THIS
damnyoh smart asl cutu
Yes a lil bit
natkhat
And that Bengali or Kolkata cartoon? Kemonache?
I didn’t really like that
me too
I used to go to this girls house cux uski mum tuition leti thi I used to watch TV w her 😋 I liked her
my mom HATED it
She or her mum
I will add that to my list along with how I met your mother
bro u been pullin since d1
Both
I don't pull 💔
Bro took double it and give it to the next person seriously
Fr
😋 there ain't no next person all mine
Idk about that
For real
D1 gooner
well try fast neet is in the air
Day 1
वास्तव में
Idk she js says wtv
LMAO
ok...
ik the urban meaning as well
no he js says wtv
D1 = day one lol
Bros in highschool
I am I'm the youngest college athlete
She pouting 😂
Mwah cutu
Everything was shit for me tbh
I was talking bout woot
Wht happen
Damn you must have some runescape lore
Counter strike level lore
I am
mwah
Bro what 😭
Byeeee imma test
bye
🫡 i watched a vid of a jee guy scoring good marks and celebrating with his parents. That shit made me motivated af
Its joever bro
guys !! give me some iq points
What's ur iq?
3
I watched that too makes me motivated then depressed then the tension between me and my window becomes crazy
You are the 3rd smartest person in the world, dw about it and rest
Wha
Thanks for using my site man. Did u like it
Iq?
damn really?
i did!!
Something we both will never know
What is this site about?
Chill my guy, you still have time. Study hard or while being hard. Just study
It's a prank site. Me and my friends made it
Being hard is real
Can't believe its still going on
I am hard
Yes, what's ur pfp btw
That’s so cool
🔥🔥
Wither
wither boss from minecraft
Send link
Ohh, i thought it was something from plants vs zombie
Aren’t you charli browns dog
People will think it's OF and click on it and gets rickrolled
What does miki-o actually mean btw
Yeso
Handsome
What language
Ooh which lang
Rubbish
It means joy or husband from Japanese
Depends on kanji
lol husbando
It has more meanings but I used it after knowing these 2 meanings
that was my childhood yes
I still play sometimes, it became pvp now
Does instagram have personal problems with me? Whenever i think about watching some reels i get the worst reels to make me feel lonely and insecure
wows
why do you feel lonely when i already love you 😉
Not even exaggerating when i say one of my top motivators for deleting the app was the frequency at which i repeatedly received the same fucking reels of a couple doing a goofy dance to buttercup by jack stauber
That shit had me in a depressive slump everytime i saw it
good for you miki
head ache sucks
It does
that's sooo cold 😭😭
It was -9 a few nights ago
25c here still shivering
The ward gets so cold at nighttime
I don't even use more than 10mins
Cry more it's 30°C here
Omg bakon!! You are so cute
That disco song trend too 😭
you have a double major?
Does it ever snow up there?
Cool dad
dopamine receptors are fried
Every winter
I’m bored
Lunchtime soon I’m excited
Where is everyone?
I'm still in France unfortunately 😔
Where is the rest of them
Exciting
Thank you @rotund lichen
Goals
Thank you too!
Happy birthday
happy birthdayy
I’m in a psychiatric ward
Oop, are you cozy at least?
Thank you bro, you too!
Yeah it’s nice here
Thanks for your wish @compact cloud and @rugged scarab
Man, over hundred wishes in my birthday 😂
no advertise in here!
delete it or I will
im so eepy
man
Where i post ?
I feel so anxious my heart is beating fast
is it okay to solve physics questions while listening to music and singing to music? that doesn't mean I will forget what I solved right?
did you consult your therapist?
I don’t think so
I’m in a psychiatric ward so I can tell one of the nurses
girl then go seek help
meanwhile count backwards
Ok 👍
Imagine the coincidence that I text you yesterday
What was the tag about tho
Pipe
yeah j thought u saw the tag lmao I was asking where u were 😭
do u reallz
i need to write test plan, can u kind of check if it's what it supposed to be
it's to test plan for how software of booking airplane tickets work
lemme finish it
im done thooo
he disappeared

hi
hi bunny
that was physics😭
Lakshya! ❤️
so you didnt fall asleep
why r u boasting 😭
My bf is bringing me some chocolate and crisps 🙌
I want one too
not bf, the chocolate
i am so tired of sitting all day so i am lying down
damn i want some
chips god forbid i want a bf
lol 😂
us\
Nope. But you know what did happen?
Hey riri !!
Sup rebekah
tell me
I got locked in the bathroom 
are u still locked
NFKSBKANA HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT
I'm out dw
bro had to lock in somehow so he chose bathroom
My roommate locked me in on accident
I did that at my friends house and the fire engine came 😂
Woah 😳
Twins
Yo julesss
Hello do you also think i am a girl?
coffee doesnt help i need tequila shots for energz
I do
hello
i am just jules rmb?
wait u think im also a girl?


