general-chat

[boreal ermine]

Aaah nvm. I already finished my shower so its fine

[mellow fulcrum]

save water bro

[boreal ermine]

@solemn osprey

[solemn osprey]

@boreal ermine stinks yall

[solemn osprey]

this is about you my guy

[mellow fulcrum]

ah you fuucker why you pinged her

[analog tree]

nastyyyyyyyy

[sturdy glacier]

bruh you nasty

[analog tree]

u stink i can smell it from here

go shower get clean

[solemn osprey]

right? he prolly hasnt in 5 weeks

[boreal ermine]

Guys shower is already over. No need for further motivation

Tanx for everything

[mellow fulcrum]

deodorant gang 🖐️ hand up?

[solemn osprey]

did you scrub yourself properly

[sturdy glacier]

👎

[analog tree]

🤨

[mellow fulcrum]

i was about to shower rn but felt like nahh

[boreal ermine]

Yes mom. Now shudup

[solemn osprey]

deodorant cant replace water and soap..

[mellow fulcrum]

ok but its 5pm

[solemn osprey]

mommy

[analog tree]

nah bro

[mellow fulcrum]

yall are haters

i fw animal crossing music

[analog tree]

u guys lack hygeine!

[boreal ermine]

Isnt using deodrant before showering bad for skin

[sturdy glacier]

them cold water when ur sweaty is heaven

[analog tree]

valid

[solemn osprey]

average stanky guy telling basic hygiene humans that they are haters

[analog tree]

but wii shop channel theme and minecraft music on top

[mellow fulcrum]

ok lemme shower and shut yo ass

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[mellow fulcrum]

not while studying

[analog tree]

ill kiss u on the cheek

[solemn osprey]

scrub urself too

[boreal ermine]

Never tell a gurl u didn't shower bro thats a red flag

[analog tree]

all day every day

[boreal ermine]

Now ur gonna die a virgin

[analog tree]

BOYYY

[mellow fulcrum]

😭 wow

[mellow fulcrum]

lol like i care about being virgin

[violet gull]

You do only fan and you say that?

[mellow fulcrum]

french guy got my back

[boreal ermine]

Whats wrong with that

[boreal ermine]

Why does he have ur back

[analog tree]

kinda fruity my guy

[sturdy glacier]

do you really??

[solemn osprey]

nah thats just u

[boreal ermine]

Something wrong

[mellow fulcrum]

i saw that thai girl

[solemn osprey]

same

[analog tree]

i was just about to say fiji guy was the only normal man in the chat

ugh loser

[violet gull]

Ofc I do 💪

[sturdy glacier]

who me?🥹

[mellow fulcrum]

D-fjii??

[analog tree]

yes

[solemn osprey]

hi scipi

[boreal ermine]

Whos the fiji guy here

[violet gull]

Hi sel 👋

How are you doing?

[analog tree]

the im not thai guy

[solemn osprey]

wow u didnt miss mw

[mellow fulcrum]

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/d-fjii

[analog tree]

are u french

[solemn osprey]

i thought he was a girl

[flint jolt]

It went well, thanku for asking!

[analog tree]

PLANES

[boreal ermine]

Thats a she. Look at her Spotify name

[solemn osprey]

doing good wbu

[boreal ermine]

Sus link i aint clicking

[mellow fulcrum]

good job boss, you have another on monday??

[analog tree]

oops my bad

[mellow fulcrum]

ok giga

[solemn osprey]

u cant be talking rn you send links for a living

your occupation is of

[analog tree]

is it any good tho

[mellow fulcrum]

dw, you can search of leaks

[analog tree]

he's basically a virgin

[mellow fulcrum]

i will study now

[solemn osprey]

not showering and of, be grateful phones cant transfer smell otherwise ud be cooked @boreal ermine

[analog tree]

you sound.. experienced

[mellow fulcrum]

you guys behave

[mellow fulcrum]

lol

[analog tree]

No

[solemn osprey]

no you behave and scrub urself

[boreal ermine]

Bruh why r u soo pissed abt me not showering like u got trauma or something. U got daddy issues. Did ur dad not shower or something?

[mellow fulcrum]

tmr is sunday, for sure

[boreal ermine]

Man gimme a break bro

[solemn osprey]

thank you for making me laugh

[mellow fulcrum]

lol wdym, she is just worried about you

dont be rude

[boreal ermine]

Sounds like a mommy

[solemn osprey]

fr man got so pissed

[whole valley]

💀

[solemn osprey]

whered u spawn from

[boreal ermine]

Nice username fam

[sturdy glacier]

what about them deadcells?

[boreal ermine]

Says the gurl who was curious if my of was real or not

U ckicked on it didn't ya

[sturdy glacier]

I am curious since i didnt know it was a thing in india

[solemn osprey]

so what data did u steal from her

[boreal ermine]

Lots of em do it. U gotta be kidding me

[boreal ermine]

Nuthin interesting

[sturdy glacier]

how did you know? I clicked and then instantly removed it from my tab cuz I forgot i was using my mother's phone

[sturdy glacier]

i thought only girls who do this for eg Poonam pandey

[patent oar]

i mean if it works it works

[sturdy glacier]

what works?💀

[patent oar]

feet

[boreal ermine]

Well u were curious asf. So i assumed it lol

[dull lynx]

feel like. im gonna disintegrate, oranges are so SOUR 😖

[violet gull]

Hi Woot 👋

[sturdy glacier]

well i didnt see nothing

[flint jolt]

Yes

[mellow fulcrum]

poor you gl

[boreal ermine]

And u won't be able to even if u tried tbh

[analog tree]

nooo :(

i havent had any in a long time

[smoky ibex]

Ooh what?

Which job

[flint jolt]

Thanks love

[rain burrow]

You found spinning car

[rain burrow]

Sam

[patent oar]

carl

[rain burrow]

WASSUPP

[patent oar]

NOTHING WBU

[rain burrow]

Yes 🙌

[rain burrow]

NOTHING TOO, rest day. I think I'll go do some cardio later, cz tommorow is gonna be rest too

[turbid vector]

carl is that a chicken skydiving???

thats so fire holy damn

[patent oar]

noice

[rain burrow]

Yes, this chicken can fly

[turbid vector]

yea i just woke up 😔 #unproductive much

[analog tree]

i had a dream i ate fried chicken

i cant do that with my braces im gonna cry

[turbid vector]

you do a levels?

[analog tree]

yess

[turbid vector]

nicee me too

[analog tree]

As rn so year 12 in the UK

[analog tree]

ooh what subjects?

[turbid vector]

im year 13 😛

math further maths physics compsci

[analog tree]

oh my you're old

[mellow fulcrum]

we woke up

[turbid vector]

🙄

[analog tree]

4 whole subjects where do u find the time xP

[turbid vector]

how are you doing

mickey mouse 😼

[mellow fulcrum]

kinda rude to say this to a man

[turbid vector]

makes me feel wise ngl

[mellow fulcrum]

in general good
in studying bad
wby

[analog tree]

..it's the other way around

[mellow fulcrum]

mandem i will mug you

[solemn osprey]

anyone elses dad come into ur room and force u to eat a single piece of apple

[turbid vector]

maths and further maths is basically the same the only thing thats a pain is physics 😭

[analog tree]

old men better

[analog tree]

I LOVE PHYSICS WDYM

[mellow fulcrum]

idk

[turbid vector]

warg1 mate dont let me catch you in my ends

[turbid vector]

fatherly love

[analog tree]

phy and math are awesome but bio is one heck of a chore

[mellow fulcrum]

sometimes

[turbid vector]

i love it too all my uni choices are physics but it doesnt love me back

[solemn osprey]

if i dont eat it i failed as a daughter 💔

[turbid vector]

better devour that shit then

[analog tree]

mine does

[mellow fulcrum]

i will be back after reading this twat
https://tandem.net/blog/british-slang-words

[analog tree]

that must suck

dont know what the hell i'll do in uni man

[turbid vector]

this is a thing???

[mellow fulcrum]

lmao it is

you no bev

[turbid vector]

tbf your choices scream natural sciences to me lmao

[mellow fulcrum]

you minging

[turbid vector]

bro half of these arent even slang its posh people words

ive seen posh peopel say their "chuffed to bits"

[analog tree]

i don't know how to feel about this

[mellow fulcrum]

omg look what i found
https://www.reddit.com/r/languagelearning/comments/m5i9tz/uk_slang_101_roadman_type_in_depth/

[turbid vector]

to be fair you coudl do anything you want lmao

natural sciences is just every science up untill you specialise in one of them

[analog tree]

i want to do everything and nothing at all

i'll just die

[turbid vector]

do every a level

[mellow fulcrum]

you are smart

[turbid vector]

like that one girl that did 40 gcses or sum

[analog tree]

MY MUM WOULDNT LET ME DO 4

[molten flare]

We are doing the same a levels

[analog tree]

hell no

[turbid vector]

tbf its better to do 3

[analog tree]

thabnk u nasty micky mouse

[turbid vector]

when unis make a descision about your grades they pick the top 3 grades

[mellow fulcrum]

oh hell nah

[solemn osprey]

so im the only one doing art in a level

[analog tree]

yeah id rather get 2 or 3 ranks than none at all

[turbid vector]

YOU DO A LEVELS ASWELL??

[analog tree]

hot

[mellow fulcrum]

wow

[solemn osprey]

uhm yeah why u shocked

[analog tree]

WE'RE ALL BRITS HERE

gday mate

[solemn osprey]

THANKS GIRL

[turbid vector]

i thought yo ass was another indian 😭

[molten flare]

Bruhh my parents made me pick fm

[turbid vector]

fm is goated

[mellow fulcrum]

oh, we dont accept her please

[molten flare]

FUCK NO

I DONT WANT TO DO FM

[turbid vector]

further mechanics i would sleep with if it was a person

[solemn osprey]

im doing a levels in germany !! we call it „abitur“

[turbid vector]

"work energy power" 😍

[analog tree]

i'd do physics fm if i was able to but im not in india so

[molten flare]

I picked further pure and stats

[solemn osprey]

dont put me in the same boat as u

[molten flare]

I’m not as well

[turbid vector]

HAHA maybe thats why

[analog tree]

🤤

[molten flare]

BRO I WANT TO DROP IT

BUT MY PARENTS WOULDNT LET ME

[turbid vector]

i dont have a genetic strand of me that goes to india (to my knowledge)

[analog tree]

OH FM AS IN FURTRHER MECHANICS

[turbid vector]

are you in y12?

[molten flare]

13

[solemn osprey]

why did u think i did

[analog tree]

you're all so old

[turbid vector]

year 13 and you still wanna drop fm ? 💀

[analog tree]

he's british so yes

[turbid vector]

yea

[molten flare]

I never wanted to have it in the first place

[analog tree]

bro's so cooked I LOVE MECHANICS

[solemn osprey]

how old r u

[turbid vector]

what other subjects do you do?

[molten flare]

Physics maths and biology

[turbid vector]

i wanted to drop compsci but my school said i had to do it

[analog tree]

15 i'm a year ahead in studies

[turbid vector]

you do maths and fm?

[solemn osprey]

WHAT!!??

[molten flare]

You have to do maths if you want to pick fm

[molten flare]

damn

[turbid vector]

yea so you do 4 aswelll

[analog tree]

YES 2009

[molten flare]

sadly

[turbid vector]

gen alpha

[turbid vector]

honestly yea i dont like 4 a levels 😭 i get 0 frees

[analog tree]

no die im 15 not 12

[analog tree]

let me take further mechanics from u

[molten flare]

What a levels did you do

[turbid vector]

take computer science

[turbid vector]

maths physics compsci (+ fm)

[molten flare]

I know you have numbers printed on your retina atp

[turbid vector]

to be honest you arent wrong 😔

[analog tree]

so valid i'd do this combo if i had the chance

[molten flare]

I can’t lie

Biology is harder than physics

[analog tree]

THANNK U.

[molten flare]

Idk what made me pick bio

[turbid vector]

what exam boards do you do for physics?? 💀

[molten flare]

I thought bio is gonna be light work

[molten flare]

All edexcel

[analog tree]

bio isnt hard its just so much info i dont wanna know

[analog tree]

THE FUUUUCK

[turbid vector]

edexcel is some mickey mouse examboard for science 😭

no way no wonder its easy

[analog tree]

isnt edexcel harder

[molten flare]

tbh yeah OCR physics is hell

[turbid vector]

OCR gives you trauma

i will never forget gcse computer science i was a victim

ocr compsci and physics isnt helping me either

[molten flare]

bro ion care if it’s easier I will take it I’m not complaining 🙏🙏🙏

[turbid vector]

lucky you 😭

[analog tree]

ive never heard of ocr

before

[sturdy glacier]

yo I have braces too! are we not supposed to eat fried chicken? Cuz I have been eating all the things except stuff like apple and similar food

[turbid vector]

keep it that way

[molten flare]

But yeah I hope my parents let me drop fm

Cuz it’s legit useless for me

[analog tree]

ahh no i would eat everything as well ahah but the bottom ones hurt SO BAD so i cant bite into anything including chicken

[turbid vector]

what u tyryna do in uni?

[molten flare]

engineering

[analog tree]

bro who's doing the studying? you have all the right to pick and choose

[turbid vector]

fm is very useful for engineering

[molten flare]

ik but

[sturdy glacier]

i see for me i dont feel pain

[analog tree]

ahh yeah i just got my bottom ones done a few days ago that's why they hurt

[molten flare]

I can still get in with maths physics and bio

[turbid vector]

honestly depends what universities you apply too

[molten flare]

They js told me you have to do it

[turbid vector]

cause competition is higher if you dont do fm

[molten flare]

My number 1 choice is imperial

[turbid vector]

especially for sum like oxbridge

DID YOU DO THE ESAT??

[analog tree]

what fancy unis are u guys thinking of heading to plz entertain me

[molten flare]

Yes

[turbid vector]

BRO I WAS ACTUALLY DONE DIFFERENT BY THE ESAT 😭

[molten flare]

I got cooked

I’m taking a gap year

And applying next year

I got COOKED

[turbid vector]

😭 😭 😭 😭 bro i got FUCKED by the esat

[molten flare]

SAME

[turbid vector]

maths 1 was not maths 1

[molten flare]

I got touched by the ppr

[turbid vector]

made it seem like the engaa was a gcse paper bro

[turbid vector]

after the esat i gave up on imperial, my top is bath 😭

[dire ember]

hello eveynyan

[molten flare]

Nah I’m taking a gap year and re applying

[dire ember]

how are you

[turbid vector]

hello nora im good wbu

[dire ember]

im also good tfa

how was your day

[analog tree]

HIII :D

[molten flare]

If I fuck up the next Esat I will end it 🤩

[analog tree]

ok physics time

[turbid vector]

good luck for that i cannot put myself through that exam again 😭

[molten flare]

Nah tbh it’s worth it at least for me

[solemn osprey]

😭😭😭😭

[dire ember]

go girlll

[solemn osprey]

my phone died mid convo i thought it broke

[turbid vector]

sel are you y13 asw

[molten flare]

I had a summer school to imperial last year

it’s so insane

[turbid vector]

i had 1 with bristol

[solemn osprey]

im y12 but thats the last year where we do a level exams
some schools in germany go until 13 it just depends.. difference of 2years hs and 3years hs imo 13 years is chiller because they have more time to prepare for a levels

it was a yes no question but im acoustic

[turbid vector]

so youre in your last year of hs

[solemn osprey]

yeah

[mellow fulcrum]

i want my day 42 hours

[turbid vector]

what other subjects do you do?

[tidal basin]

same

[solemn osprey]

i do a level exams in english art and german

[mellow fulcrum]

whats a level shit

[molten flare]

I want my life back

[mellow fulcrum]

that kinda sounds emo

[solemn osprey]

i cancelled bio and chem because i could puke and instead im doing physics and some subject thats hard to translate but its basically IT Mix with physics

[molten flare]

A levels done robbed me from my life 🙏

[mellow fulcrum]

what is a level 😭

[turbid vector]

hell

[mellow fulcrum]

we dont have this in India

[mellow fulcrum]

you are the only one who helps me

[turbid vector]

think of a levels like walking into the gates of hell and getting offered a "cold" one by mr satan himself

[mellow fulcrum]

💀

An A-level, or Advanced Level, is a subject-based qualification that students typically take in the final two years of high school

ah i see, good luck

[digital temple]

HIIII
any tips on how to beat procrastination

[solemn osprey]

willpower

[sturdy glacier]

Bist du Deutscher?

[solemn osprey]

you wont get far by asking ppl for tipps when the thing that actually is the only thing that can make a change comes from u

[digital temple]

i probably dont have it( how i can increase it?

[solemn osprey]

i dont know

[turbid vector]

physicssss 💪 best scienceee

[violet gull]

You have issues 😭

[solemn osprey]

real my friends told me why tf r u chosing physics but i like it way more than bio and chem (walking my path alone on this one ☹️)

[violet gull]

@solemn osprey someone asked you a question

[turbid vector]

whats the best science then

[solemn osprey]

thank u secretary

[turbid vector]

every other is a snoozefest

[violet gull]

Biology, every day

[turbid vector]

ew

[solemn osprey]

ja wieso

[violet gull]

You're smarter when you don't talk

[turbid vector]

i could tolerate chemistry but biology?

[violet gull]

Chemistry... Physics... It's just math, how can you like that

[turbid vector]

cause maths is poggers

[solemn osprey]

atleast i like physics

[mellow fulcrum]

gaming is best

[solemn osprey]

biology at some point just turns into chem

[mellow fulcrum]

fr biochemistry

[solemn osprey]

and i hate it because no matter how much i used to study in bio or chem i never saw results

and i hated doing it

not even interesting

[turbid vector]

learning how a ball rolls on a table >>>

[solemn osprey]

the universe >>>>

[violet gull]

That's the opposite of a flex, that's confirmation that something is wrong deep inside your mind

[turbid vector]

for real astrophysics >>>

[flint jolt]

Finally you saying something normal for once

[sturdy glacier]

oooh Ich lerne Deustch und surprisingly I find lots of german here lol @solemn osprey

[solemn osprey]

oh rlly🥺🥺🥺 fix me pls

[mellow fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[solemn osprey]

weirdo

[sturdy glacier]

explains your straight forwardness smh

[solemn osprey]

nice

[violet gull]

Fkin maniac

[solemn osprey]

oh😭 thanks ig?

[turbid vector]

😭

[boreal ermine]

I'll fix you

[violet gull]

Are you learning it as a major?

[solemn osprey]

@violet gull doing what u cant do

[boreal ermine]

Fr

[sturdy glacier]

plan B

[violet gull]

@boreal ermine by the end of it, she'll wreck both yours and her life 😭

[violet gull]

Oooh same XD

How do you like it?

[solemn osprey]

stop spreading fake news putain

[tidal basin]

how to go studydyddyyyydydyydy

[sturdy glacier]

its fun but i don't have someone to practice talking with and there are little to no german media in mainstream so I can't quite actually talk

[turbid vector]

get good

[tidal basin]

ok

kiddo

[solemn osprey]

u can practice on me if u want

[violet gull]

Oooh bad word

@rigid sinew it's been a while 👋

[tidal basin]

maybe will do next time

[sturdy glacier]

thanks I have that access now ig as I have 2-3 years to learn so its not a rush

[violet gull]

True yea, well sel can't stop talking when she starts, so you might as well shoot her a dm

Hahaha get wrecked sel

[solemn osprey]

why r u so obsessed w me

[violet gull]

Wait, some people that are actually interesting are talking rn

[solemn osprey]

who even talked to u

[sturdy glacier]

I hope you are not strict cuz that would make me super sad

[violet gull]

You bet I did, now I'm moving up and down making alliances X)

[turbid vector]

scipio casually showing off his high ego to everyone
typical frenchie...

[violet gull]

Don't mind him guys, he's British, it's a condition 😔

[solemn osprey]

idk but like that tells me a lot abt him … almost like hes trying to compensate for smth

[turbid vector]

shouldve been here in september

[violet gull]

He has to be unsufferable

[violet gull]

The kids here are dogs, nothing less, ruthless beasts 😂😂😂

Archery, a few times 😒

[turbid vector]

the insufferable spawns from the people who kept tryna invade us 😔

[solemn osprey]

the kids here are the same height as u🥺🥺🥺

[turbid vector]

barbaric baguette boys

[solemn osprey]

cuz u know it works

and i mean thats what hes asking for

[violet gull]

I don't care, I am very secure about my height, and I do not wish to discuss it rn
Many famous people would be considered short by today's standards, and, btw, FYI, modern height standards are very different to what they would've been a hundred years ago

I'd be considered a giant by 19th century standards

[solemn osprey]

r u done

[violet gull]

I am not insecure at all, quite the opposite

[turbid vector]

if it was scipio would be the lead player

[violet gull]

I am very secure with my measurements

[boreal ermine]

Which ones

[flint jolt]

Get some help

[mellow fulcrum]

wow

[solemn osprey]

yes cmon say it the 4th time!!!

[turbid vector]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[solemn osprey]

u rlly wanna make sure we know

[violet gull]

I mean... My feet are big too, so both ig?

[solemn osprey]

nothing else is the case

[boreal ermine]

LMAOOO

[turbid vector]

whats your foot size

[mellow fulcrum]

i thought zay is innocent

[violet gull]

À respectable 15cms

Tf did you do to zay 😭

[turbid vector]

scipio i swear you have autism or something

what the fuck is 15cm

[boreal ermine]

I just made my first dirty joke in general

😭

[violet gull]

You said "was" as if you made her not so innocent

[turbid vector]

first of many now

[solemn osprey]

you couldve meant arms… theyre exaggerating

[turbid vector]

nono she made her intentions clear

[boreal ermine]

Fr right

[violet gull]

I don't have arms

[turbid vector]

who the fuck uses metriuc system for foot size

[solemn osprey]

thats just yalls brain not hers

[turbid vector]

you dont go to shoe store and say "i want 15 cm shoes" 🤓
actual morons

[violet gull]

Shut up, you're the one who told me your first kiss was with your neighbors dog

[solemn osprey]

what the fuck do u guys use then

[boreal ermine]

I use US size

8 1/2

[turbid vector]

there are sizes respectable for shoe sizes

[boreal ermine]

Lmaoo I don't know

[turbid vector]

im 10 in us

[boreal ermine]

What are you guys gonna do with that information?

[boreal ermine]

Oh wow

[turbid vector]

doxx you with your shoe size obv 🙄

[solemn osprey]

uhm what.. weirdo

[boreal ermine]

Big foot

[violet gull]

Fk, misinformation didn't even shock anyone, that's how creepy you are

[boreal ermine]

LMAOOO

[turbid vector]

didnt you say you had felings for you aunt one summer vacation?

[boreal ermine]

Oh my

[solemn osprey]

do u think kissing your neighbors dog is creepy? aww scipi!! u couldve just said that ur an anxious lil boy

[violet gull]

Dude, I was 6, and it was only for 4 years, you know that 🙄

[turbid vector]

oh you were that young? was your aunt bad though?

[boreal ermine]

Oh no

[violet gull]

She was in her 70's, but she looked 60 😍

[solemn osprey]

mommy issues started at the age of 6

[turbid vector]

ZOO WEE MAMA 😻

[solemn osprey]

or should i say granny issues

[dull lynx]

hi scipio 👋

[mellow fulcrum]

oh man, i want to eat something spicy food rn

[turbid vector]

not even a hi back you got a wave reaction
is this how it feels to be a bottom feeder in society?

[solemn osprey]

i cant eat spicy

[turbid vector]

whitegirl

[mellow fulcrum]

man up

[turbid vector]

i thought all white girls loved asian food

[solemn osprey]

ugh idk low spice tolerance ??

[violet gull]

I told her hi earlier today 😭

[mellow fulcrum]

isnt kfc too expensive in India

[violet gull]

Hi Woot 👋👋

[turbid vector]

how does that make it any different 😭

[solemn osprey]

im turkish tho

[solemn osprey]

no thx

[turbid vector]

I LOVE SCHAWARMA 🤑

[solemn osprey]

tf

[mellow fulcrum]

lol, ik but some people eat kfc like every lucnh

[violet gull]

I love being broke 🤑

[turbid vector]

missclick

[solemn osprey]

im turkish not arab

[turbid vector]

BROO SCIPI CAN I SEND YOU AN IMAGE ITS ABOUT BEING BROKE

[violet gull]

Send 😭

[turbid vector]

i was dead for 5 minutes this is me btw

[solemn osprey]

not shocking to me

like u have w diff choice

[violet gull]

Istg if it's yet an other one of your "accidental" roadkill @turbid vector

[turbid vector]

opps 🥺 👉 👈

[solemn osprey]

shouldve stayed like that

[violet gull]

I'm at work, Idc tbh

[solemn osprey]

the adults r not giving adults

[solemn osprey]

one cheeseburger please

[mellow fulcrum]

discording, new word of the day

[violet gull]

My work is sitting in a chair, waiting for Germans and brits and dutch to come here, tell me about their day, pay and get them a room

There's a lot of waiting

[mellow fulcrum]

Hotel reception

[violet gull]

Yea

[violet gull]

Didn't you told me in private you were ashamed of being morbidly obese?

[mellow fulcrum]

that's cool af

[solemn osprey]

😭😭😭 coming with something new every hour i love it

[turbid vector]

morbidly a beat?
morbin time a beat?!!?!??!

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[violet gull]

She told me she hasn't stood up from her bed in 7 years

[solemn osprey]

go on what else did i „tell“ you

curious bc yk i forgot

[violet gull]

You told me once you had a cat, but it fell into your bucket of doritos and you ate him accidentally

[turbid vector]

sounds like something that would unironically happen to a guinea pig

[violet gull]

Omg, the forbidden fortune cookie

[solemn osprey]

its so fun making someone thats obsessed with you waste more and more of their time by making their brain cells work hard to make up lies abt u

nah if i did it wouldnt be lies… and that would result in hurting his feelings

[mellow fulcrum]

he is making bags and packing you

[turbid vector]

scipio was once hanging out with his girlfriend of 2 years
they were in a park having the time of their lives scipio couldnt be any happier in that moment
they leaned in for a kiss
he opened his eyes in the park alone but instead of his girl right infront of him, it was a red squirrel
scipio thinking it was his girlsfriend had been making out with a red squirrel for about 5 minutes in a public park

[solemn osprey]

@violet gull TELL US MORE ABOUT ME

[violet gull]

Oh god, lore

[turbid vector]

its a story he told me

[mellow fulcrum]

holy shit

red squirrel omg

[solemn osprey]

thanks fir doing my job

[mellow fulcrum]

oh we talking about jobs now

👿

[violet gull]

Hahaha, so funny right? I'll let you know I do take my meds now, and that was the last time I was outside kissing an animal

[turbid vector]

what about your pet seagull?

didnt forget about her did you?

[violet gull]

I kiss him inside now

[turbid vector]

seems like the meds arent working scipio

[turbid vector]

I COULD SEE IT

ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL YOU MONSTER TO SOCIETY

[violet gull]

I mean, it was small, but yea

[turbid vector]

WHAT THE FUCK??

@flint jolt I DIDNT SAY ANTYHING BAD

[violet gull]

MISTA DON'T EXPLAIN

[turbid vector]

ok

[violet gull]

The British channel

The big British channel

À few miles, it's not that big

[turbid vector]

what is a mile scipio?

[violet gull]

1.6 kms I think

Or 1.8?

[turbid vector]

using forbidden measurments (i think its 1.,6)

[dire ember]

hello

[turbid vector]

otherway round

[boreal ermine]

Ball so hard muthafucka wanna fine me

[turbid vector]

wait no im dumb as fck

[turbid vector]

whos in paris?

[boreal ermine]

Me

[dire stag]

LOL

I chuckled

[violet gull]

Oh hi ridhima 👋

[dire stag]

HIIIII

[violet gull]

How are you doing?

[dire stag]

How was ur day

[dire stag]

Im doing well , thank u !!

[violet gull]

It's alright, got to do all of the chores finally X)
Yours?

[dire stag]

Pretty eventless

[violet gull]

Coz the British channel is 'ot that big

[dire stag]

Ou u poor innocent child

LOL

[violet gull]

@dire stag I don't think he ever saw the British channel

[dire stag]

I agree. Its an amazing channel. I wish i cud see it everyday

[violet gull]

Why would it be? It's just a big stretch of sea

[dire stag]

True true

[violet gull]

So small huh?

[dire stag]

Lolol

Well did u like it ?

[violet gull]

Maybe that's what you need in your life

[dire stag]

Agreed. It will fill up ur life

[violet gull]

You need to fill that hole in you 🧘

[dire stag]

Ur empty soulless life :((

[violet gull]

That, void 😔

[feral pivot]

What is a forest code?

[dire stag]

Mhm🙁

[violet gull]

So profound 💪

We're being philosophical

[dire stag]

Exactly

I think ur taking this in a different way

Nope

[violet gull]

What? Which way, what else could BBC mean?

[dire stag]

Try again.

[violet gull]

Omg, aren't you ashamed of yourself Shahin?

[dire stag]

gasp

Shahin u r insane

[violet gull]

Wtf is wrong with you

[mellow fulcrum]

depends how you say

[dire stag]

Thats just so dirty.

[violet gull]

That's just vile, omg, you make me sick

[dire stag]

Why wud u say that

[mellow fulcrum]

i know what's 6inch in meter

[dire stag]

Thats just diabolical

[dire stag]

Bet shahin knows that as well

Shahin , go face the wall

[mellow fulcrum]

see, only dirty people got it

[dire stag]

Ur on timeout for saying that

TIMEOUT FOR U

[mellow fulcrum]

lol hands up for 10mins

[dire stag]

Idk what ur talking abt

Im more than ok, are u?

[mellow fulcrum]

intj?

[dire stag]

Nobody saw that

[mellow fulcrum]

which mod does that much work for free

[dire stag]

That wasnt a joke tho

Ur still in timeout

Melisa , he basically called u jobless

Are u gonna let this slide? I wudnt let it slide if i were u

Oopsies

My bad

[mellow fulcrum]

even i was feeling uncomfortable

you got that aura in you maam

w aura

[dire stag]

Thank you guys

[sturdy glacier]

today was an L day for me I didn't get anything done skipped gym and even ate street food to make myself better. I will do better tomorrow.

[boreal ermine]

good job. do better tomorrow

[violet gull]

Hell yea

[cerulean saddle]

hey guys

need help
my external ssd wont eject properly
it says that some file is in progress. how do i eject the ssd properly??

[mellow fulcrum]

man, lock in

study how much you can

[mellow fulcrum]

#tech-related-help go here love

[cerulean saddle]

Oh thanks for redirecting:))

[sturdy glacier]

i guess i can do 2 hrs

[flint jolt]

why are you confessing to me

i aint no pastor

[solemn osprey]

dude i just payed 80€ for customs duty for a jacket thats 230€😭😭😭😭😭

is that even normal

just because its from abroad

[violet gull]

YOU PAID IT?

[solemn osprey]

yeah who else

did i get scammed or smth

[violet gull]

Wtf, omg...

[violet gull]

Yea, yea you did

[wet flower]

Bruh💀

[solemn osprey]

why?😭😭 i pay my license too

[violet gull]

How tf did that sound fair to you?

[solemn osprey]

i work in retail

[solemn osprey]

IDK BUT

WTH

ISNT THAT NORMAL

i think its from like usa or smth

[mellow fulcrum]

good luck

[violet gull]

Idc how much revenue you have, you don't pay a third the price of your good FOR CUSTOMS

[violet gull]

300€ FOR A FKIN JACKET? Are you a millionaire or sum?

That has never been normak

[mellow fulcrum]

omg, what is tram car

[solemn osprey]

no im actually pretty broke but i dont wanna freeze in winter so i invested in an expensive winter jacket😭😭😭

[violet gull]

Subway but over ground no?

[mellow fulcrum]

my physics teacher is making me do english work

[violet gull]

For that price to make it worth you gotta wear it all year round non stop

[solemn osprey]

i hope i can pay my next driving school bill still💀💀

[solemn osprey]

for many years ngl

[violet gull]

Give them your coat, they'll understand

[solemn osprey]

fr..

[mellow fulcrum]

crazy question to ask

[surreal schooner]

hi

anyone one here to be my virtuel friend

[dull lynx]

yeah cuz I was replyinh back to his hi so shut yo bichass up and dont speka if u dont know shi

[violet gull]

Oooof, relatable

[dull lynx]

hopefully a nice one

[violet gull]

You should write a study buddy request, especially if you intend on studying seriously

[violet gull]

@turbid vector that's why I say hello, to avoid such interactions 😭

[turbid vector]

i understand what you mean 😭

[dire stag]

Why tf is the indian education so dumb

Why tf am i supposed to write the definition of python

Insane bruv

[rotund lichen]

Definition of python?

Wdym

That's literally easy stuff totally free grade atp

[dire stag]

I dont want marks i want real knowledge

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

[dire stag]

I dont wanna be wasting time on writing notes gosh

[mellow fulcrum]

cant disagree to this

[boreal ermine]

@mellow fulcrum yes

[mellow fulcrum]

we gave the wrong person gif permission

[rotund lichen]

Uni doesn't teach programming, u get basics there with improving ur problem solving skills. However real knowledge comes from practice

[dire stag]

It is an interpreted general purpose high level programming language with ez syntax and dynamic semantics

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/war-civil-war-civil-war-in-the-groupchat-fight-disagreement-gif-24706446

[whole valley]

lol

[mellow fulcrum]

lol, my chemistry teacher once skipped a topic and said you should've learned this topic in your 10th class

[boreal ermine]

Learn it urself

Teachers are ass

[mellow fulcrum]

can you send you are not a sigma old man

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[mellow fulcrum]

im paying them so much just to sit??

[rotund lichen]

I mean bruh u shouldn't expect them to explain 10th grade chemistry in college 😭

[dire stag]

Same , i was failing maths in 5th grade and when my mum confronted the teacher, she blamed it on my 4th grade teachers but that woman forgot that she was my 4th grade teacher.

[boreal ermine]

Yeah

[dire stag]

She legit blamed herself

[mellow fulcrum]

bcuz of covid we had reduction in syllabus

and she said blame your old teachers not me

[dire stag]

Fr fr

[mellow fulcrum]

💀

[flint jolt]

[rotund lichen]

Girl 10th grade chemistry was easy even for me. Profs have their syllabus to follow and id get if they wouldn't want to waste lecture time on 10th grade topics. Am i only one thinking this

[dire stag]

Why did i lowkey found 10th grade chem harder than 11th lol

[mellow fulcrum]

nah, sound fair

[rotund lichen]

11th we had organic chemistry, which way easier

[dire stag]

Yea organic was good

Physical made me want to jump

[boreal ermine]

Oh no

Not me

We never lost control

Youre face to face

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

With the man who sold the world

[mellow fulcrum]

can't we take this guy's gif permission

[boreal ermine]

Why

I like to send silly gifs

[mellow fulcrum]

idk send tekken chun li

[boreal ermine]

No

[mellow fulcrum]

mean

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-v-kaz-kazuhira-miller-flex-arm-flex-gif-10744758

[dire stag]

My bad gosh . I need help

[mellow fulcrum]

wow

[dire stag]

Hey ur pfp is cute

[mellow fulcrum]

ikr, animals are best

[dire stag]

YESSS

[mellow fulcrum]

my dream is open zoo

[dire stag]

Footloose started playing

Brb

[mellow fulcrum]

and take care in my old days

[mellow fulcrum]

foot?

[dire stag]

Need to line dance

[dull lynx]

coming to 11th my chem totally fell off man

[dire stag]

Its a song

[mellow fulcrum]

alright

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/transformer-prime-gif-18830062

[dull lynx]

u guys im so scared of girls now

[dire stag]

HIIIIII

[dull lynx]

someone locked up a girl in the washroom 💀

[boreal ermine]

Why

[graceful tangle]

Wth

[dull lynx]

good thing my teacher teaches w the door open qnd heard her screaming and banging the door

[flint jolt]

what

[dull lynx]

washrooms also right in front of my class

[flint jolt]

oh my goshh 😭

[boreal ermine]

Why she was screaming 😭😭

[dull lynx]

yeah man she was crying and shi sayifn thay she had been screaming and shi for ages

[dull lynx]

FOE SOMEONE TO OPEN THE DOOR

I know my teacher was like boys ka I knew but girls 😭

[mellow fulcrum]

ohh 😏

[boreal ermine]

Ngl i would break the door

[dull lynx]

it's gross

[flint jolt]

oh my gosh 😭 thats so scary

[dull lynx]

it's not the kind of door you would break but yeah

[mellow fulcrum]

ohh 🤮

[boreal ermine]

Then you can move it

[dull lynx]

yeah and all teachers teach with the door closed snd w mic and shi so

[mellow fulcrum]

i like how smart you are

[dull lynx]

nobody heard

[dire stag]

Lol

[boreal ermine]

Thanks pookie

[flint jolt]

oh my goshhh... did she not have her phone with her either?

[graceful tangle]

phone in school?

[dire stag]

Phones not allowed here

In schools

[dull lynx]

at that moment she didn't 😭

nooo it was my coaching

[dire stag]

Ouuuuuuu

[dull lynx]

and everyone has it on silent so no luck anyway

[dire stag]

Dayumm

[boreal ermine]

LESGOOOO

[graceful tangle]

Do you feel bonita 🎀

[flint jolt]

oh right i forget

[whole valley]

what do the colours mean tho

[dire stag]

Theyre junkies now

Its a role

[whole valley]

oh nd how to get them

[boreal ermine]

hehehehhee i feel bonita

[dire stag]

Mods ig

[whole valley]

oh alr

[dire stag]

Idk

[mellow fulcrum]

respect

[graceful tangle]

[whole valley]

😂

[flint jolt]

Right. I'm glad she got out though

[dusky cloak]

I found out tofu is apparently not paneer today

For the longest time, i was under the assumption that it was

[analog tree]

isnt paneer some sort of cheese

[dusky cloak]

Yeah

[boreal ermine]

paneer is the love of my life

[dusky cloak]

I thought tofu was as well lol

[analog tree]

hmm tofu has a very funny texture compared to white cheeses

[dire stag]

Tofu is more jiggly

[boreal ermine]

beabadoobee

[analog tree]

lol yess

[boreal ermine]

also the love of my life

[analog tree]

YEASSSSSSSSSSSS

beapples rise

[flint jolt]

did you listen to coming home by her omg

[dire stag]

Cologne is my fav song by her

[dusky cloak]

They look awfully similar so i bought like a whole cube of tofu thinking it was paneer and was so confused when i opened it back home

[analog tree]

time for more physics

[analog tree]

YES YES YES

[boreal ermine]

noooo is it good

[dusky cloak]

I genuinely thought it was just spoiled

[analog tree]

it suits her so much

[boreal ermine]

idk it might be mainstream but i like

[graceful tangle]

my name is paneer

[boreal ermine]

the moon song by her and oscar lang

[analog tree]

she's got music for every mood man

[flint jolt]

its amazing. it feels like im floating in the air

[analog tree]

tears

[flint jolt]

I LOVE OSCAR LANGGGGG

[boreal ermine]

OH NO SHE LIKES ANOTHER BOYYYYY

[analog tree]

we're lyyyyyyyyyying onnnnnnnnnnnnn the moonnnnnnn

[whole valley]

nub

[boreal ermine]

niiiice ill put it on rn

[dire stag]

Im listening to this rn

So peaceful i luv it

[graceful tangle]

@dusky cloak who u

[dire stag]

U shud listen to hey,nothing

Theyre so good omggg

[dusky cloak]

Ever heard of the second coming of christ?

[raw kernel]

wassup people

[graceful tangle]

nope

https://tenor.com/view/astonished-surprised-emoji-zesty-jesus-gif-26113613

[flint jolt]

who is that he looks so familiar

[whole valley]

wsg cuh

[graceful tangle]

idek

[dusky cloak]

Look me up. They call me JC (0AD) 🗿

[raw kernel]

Not much, just chilling—what about you?

[dusky cloak]

Come to think of it, was jesus born in 0AD or 0BC

Or just a general 0

[dire stag]

Uhm

[whole valley]

😃

[dire stag]

...

[raw kernel]

ig jesus was general

ohh wait

he might be OBC

[dire stag]

Pls provide the logic behind that

Im so curious

[raw kernel]

hmm good question

i mean idk tbh

i just feel like it might be the case

[dire stag]

Oh

😃😀

Whats the difference between these 2 emojis btw

[raw kernel]

whatever, just respect every god

[raw kernel]

the eyes

[dire stag]

I mean why are the eyes unequal sizes

[raw kernel]

hmm lemme think

[dire stag]

The emotion is literally the same

Except the first one looks a bit sarcastic

[dull lynx]

🤤

leg hurts like crazy

[dusky cloak]

The first one feels sarcastic. The second feels melancholy.

Like you just learnt about an assignment due tomorrow

[raw kernel]

yeah it looks more desperate too idk how but it feels like that

[dire stag]

Hmmm

[dusky cloak]

The gregorian calendar, i guess(?)

[dire stag]

Wonder why

[raw kernel]

💀

[dull lynx]

OMG imwdead https://youtu.be/2lhHakYX5Fc?si=Wv3Xs9K900hht8Wf

[dull lynx]

I know exactly why

[wicked heath]

hiii im studying so if anyone has spotify premium and want to listen to kdrama ost piano covers can join
https://spotify.link/EBSK4PCcPNb

[dusky cloak]

They made a video on that??? 😂

[dull lynx]

PLS YEAH 😭

[graceful tangle]

my neetro ends on 26th

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-nitro-gnomed-discord-gif-18776841

[flint jolt]

do you want me to sponsor you

[turbid vector]

Cause you always yalking about some “i say concerning shit” nuh uh i just repeat it

[turbid vector]

🤑🤑

[flint jolt]

aw im sorry kiddo. i stand corrected. you dont say concerning stuff at all 🫶 there

[turbid vector]

yeaaa

[flint jolt]

sam when are you free btw

[graceful tangle]

sure /j

[flint jolt]

if i was earning i wouldve sponsored fr

but me and my broke ass 😔

[graceful tangle]

sponsor me some rice balls

[flint jolt]

you can make em yourself

its not that difficult

[graceful tangle]

Hahaha look whos poor

[graceful tangle]

hmm i should try

[turbid vector]

im a slave never

[graceful tangle]

i dont know if it would taste tht good

[turbid vector]

😠

[flint jolt]

you can add shrimp to it

[flint jolt]

oh okay.

[turbid vector]

why do you ask

[flint jolt]

vc!

[graceful tangle]

Ohh yummy

[flint jolt]

wanna update you on some things :)

[flint jolt]

mhm

JULES WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

[graceful tangle]

mdkskksks

[flint jolt]

😭

[mellow fulcrum]

ty, i got it

[turbid vector]

huh

[graceful tangle]

ik the update thats why ig

[flint jolt]

fair

[turbid vector]

is the update interesting

[graceful tangle]

Enjoyy

[flint jolt]

depends?

[graceful tangle]

nah (very)

[flint jolt]

i dont think it particularly is

[graceful tangle]

you can make fun of him /j

pls dont

dont bully bun

I still find that shit funny when mista lied about his bday someone wished him "happy bday you LIL COLONIZER" 😭😭😭

[turbid vector]

how so

[flint jolt]

idk? it depends on how you see it

[turbid vector]

i blame it on the morons who believed it

[flint jolt]

i should do that next year

guess ik whats going on my story

[graceful tangle]

Feb 14

[flint jolt]

isnt that a song

[flint jolt]

valentines day?

[graceful tangle]

Yea

[turbid vector]

huh

[graceful tangle]

So you can get to make it about yourself hehehehe

[turbid vector]

i was abt to say mothers day

[graceful tangle]

evil shit, say no to couples

[flint jolt]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[flint jolt]

is it mothers day in the uk on february 14th

[turbid vector]

idk

[graceful tangle]

couples injurious to society

Hes so single he doesnt even know

[mellow fulcrum]

uh im tired

[flint jolt]

you only sayin it cause you single

[flint jolt]

sleep

[graceful tangle]

I have lots of bfs wdym (delusional)

[mellow fulcrum]

i have 200 questions more

[flint jolt]

polyamory lets go

[turbid vector]

its march 💀💀 dead forgot about valentines day

[mellow fulcrum]

then i will sleepi

[flint jolt]

200..

[graceful tangle]

Good night to you not to your wood tho

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omg i need to call my parents

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i should know this cause my ex would always talk about valentines day being 1 day before her birthday

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i can complete that in 4 hours

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😭 you forget that wood thiing

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not the close to valentines day comparison
do you know when my birthday is

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nah

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hehehe

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zero hesitation

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ion remember no ones

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when is yours

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August

ig

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mhm

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like a few weeks ago 😏

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Fr

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@flint jolt i donr understand your bio, pls translate into easy

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man istg when google photo gives me "a year ago" noti

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are you from india

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???

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read it again

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why

ok is it bcuz of my bad english

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o

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that is rude

[flint jolt]

The phrase "between your name and a prayer is there a difference" suggests a comparison between a person's identity (their name) and a prayer, which represents hope, intention, or connection to something greater. It can imply that both are powerful in their own way—your name represents who you are, while a prayer expresses your desires or feelings. Essentially, it questions whether these two aspects of life have distinct meanings or if they are intertwined.

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I get those sometimes and then i sit there for 10 minutes reflecting about what decisions of mine led me to fall off so badly 💀

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🤓

Oh wait sorry he asked my bad

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:(

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same, i just got one

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Bun did you gpt lmao

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yes

obviously

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did you write

yes mister??

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nope im on call

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oh

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https://tenor.com/view/panda-animated-lazy-sleepy-cute-gif-17741860

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is that from cartoon

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idk

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we beer bear smoething

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Yeah maybe

We bare bear

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yeso

i miss cartoon network

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https://tenor.com/view/eating-hot-dogs-grizzly-bear-panda-bear-ice-bear-we-bare-bears-gif-14940367826686073638

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not the alcoholic beer bears 😭😭

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https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-jonny-bravo-cartoon-network-himbo-bathroom-gif-13564530549572347930

no way i found this shit attractive as a kid

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Aw man i loved johnny bravo

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cuuute

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I unironically rocked that hairstyle from 1st to 3rd grade straight

Johnny bravo and courage the cowardly dog are two of the most under appreciated cartoons man

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courage is very well appreciated come on

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my bad

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lucky you, we had rules for haircut

🧒 bhaiya military cut