general-chat

[rigid sinew]

Why

[boreal ermine]

but u asked to be bullied to study (ahhh)

[rigid sinew]

Hence why i annoy him by calling him good girl

[boreal ermine]

hehehe

[boreal ermine]

im going to beat u up

ok i forgive u

[rigid sinew]

Can anyone give me motivation to go to gym

[mellow fulcrum]

do you want to be pegged by that guy?

[broken lantern]

ill touch you if you dont

[rigid sinew]

Which guy

[mellow fulcrum]

good girl one

[rigid sinew]

Why r y'all weird bro

[mellow fulcrum]

ok im sorry

[broken lantern]

[boreal ermine]

love ur pfp

[broken lantern]

tahnks

[rigid sinew]

Is it from fight club?

[broken lantern]

yea

[rigid sinew]

Kewl

First rule of fight club?

[boreal ermine]

go to the gym idiot

[turbid vector]

why bro break the first rule of it

[broken lantern]

you dont talk about fight club

[broken lantern]

[rigid sinew]

Tanx pookie bear

[rigid sinew]

Did u find a new 2d cartoon crush yet

[turbid vector]

ur mom

[broken lantern]

[boreal ermine]

good

[rigid sinew]

Thats an old joke bro. No one laughs to that except ur brain rot

Be creative

[turbid vector]

i struck a nerve

[boreal ermine]

Hey nephew

[solemn osprey]

thats funny

[boreal ermine]

u serious?

[mellow fulcrum]

hi

i can't study, im going bye

[rigid sinew]

No im git gud

[rigid sinew]

He jus struck a nerve and now u jus nephewzone him

[boreal ermine]

hello, friend

[broken osprey]

wsg

is everybody a productivity god here

i try to be productive but...

[rough mirage]

YES

[lean furnace]

nah

if we were we wouldnt be on discord

[rigid sinew]

Dont mind this guy and also the guys who put the finger emote. They r here to slack

[lean furnace]

ima productivity goat

[mellow fulcrum]

im productivist

[violet gull]

So you think you're a productivity god?

[rigid sinew]

Don't wanna flex

[turbid vector]

hi auntie

[boreal ermine]

How do you do?

[turbid vector]

in what

[boreal ermine]

Did you finish your assignments?

[turbid vector]

no 💀

[boreal ermine]

Oof

[turbid vector]

im doing good how about you

[boreal ermine]

I'm alright!

[turbid vector]

https://tenor.com/view/big-poo-apandah-cat-big-poo-my-beloved-gif-25976076

[flint jolt]

I'm the opposite. I'm the procrastination god

[broken osprey]

same here lol

[broken osprey]

yk what they say, procrastination is the best motivation

[flint jolt]

amen

[vapid mica]

wassup diggas

[lean furnace]

wie gehts

[rigid sinew]

Dayumn

[dull lynx]

SLATT

that was a playboi carti ref btw

man I love girls

ill tell u guys what happened once i hoem

moons v pretty today

[rigid sinew]

Not interested

[vapid mica]

gut

[lean furnace]

das ist gut

[mellow fulcrum]

you fear no one

[vapid mica]

go to study

[boreal ermine]

me2

[boreal ermine]

silent e girl

[solemn osprey]

wtf im not an e girl

[boreal ermine]

you are to me

[solemn osprey]

wow im insecure now

[boreal ermine]

good

[dull lynx]

are you guys

[dull lynx]

THEY'RE SONICE

[solemn osprey]

u mean gals?

[dull lynx]

no like

today I buncha girls told me i looked pretty and then one of them gave me her cutesy rubber band and put it in my hair

stoooooppp it was so cute

[ember creek]

I wanna join English speaking club on discord do you guys know some servers pls ?

[vapid mica]

i know

[rigid sinew]

Yes

[solemn osprey]

aww thats adorable

[rigid sinew]

Is jay bullying high school girls again

[dull lynx]

too bad ure not

[rigid sinew]

K

[dull lynx]

ik man 🥺

I mean I did doll up a bit today

[solemn osprey]

he told me hes gonna beat me up or smth (what is he on)

[rigid sinew]

Idk

[dull lynx]

me when im eating food and I get reminded whose fav dish it is 😔😔

[solemn osprey]

i overslept the class that i have 4h long exam in tomorrow

im cooked

[turbid vector]

that sounds crazy

[dull lynx]

STOP SO LONG

[flint jolt]

[dull lynx]

thatswhatshesaid

sorry

[solemn osprey]

it was 6h once

normal in subjects you have to write a lot of pages

[rigid sinew]

4h long exams?

[solemn osprey]

yes

[rigid sinew]

Even my college exams were 2.5 hours max

Tas wild

[flint jolt]

War flashbacks

[solemn osprey]

its long because it requires you to analyse a certain text thats given and write like 5-10 pages of analysis on it

[rigid sinew]

Oh god. I slacked alot in my 3rd and 4th sem exams

[solemn osprey]

and obviously it takes time to understand the tect in the first place

[rigid sinew]

Im gonna rewrite my 4th semesters next year maybe

If i can

[rigid sinew]

Literary exam?

[solemn osprey]

could say so

[rigid sinew]

Oh no wonder

[flint jolt]

Samsam

[turbid vector]

helloo

[flint jolt]

Helllooo

[rigid sinew]

Is this a fidget spinner

[boreal ermine]

cuuuute

i remember when my 3yo niece did that to me

[boreal ermine]

why are u so obsessed w me can u stay away

[rigid sinew]

|| 🫦 ||

[boreal ermine]

disgusting

[solemn osprey]

|| ur wrong for that ||

[rigid sinew]

Kewl

[solemn osprey]

what does that mean

[dull lynx]

no break?

[solemn osprey]

nope

its what you think it is, 6-4 h sitting and writing

ofc you can eat and drink mid exam tho

[turbid vector]

you essay subject people are monsters i still get calicis from my horrible pen posture 🙏

[rigid sinew]

It means cool

I dont know who invented kewl but it sounds cool

[solemn osprey]

im kinda cooked tho

[rigid sinew]

Eat mid exam? Like have lunch and shit?

[dull lynx]

oh then oke

[boreal ermine]

sounds like jee advanced and i dont wanna relive that pattern

[flint jolt]

Is that goth mona lisa

[turbid vector]

EMO MONALISA???

[solemn osprey]

bro if ur forced on a 4h exam you cant expect people to not be eating (we cant pull out a whole meal tho)

[rigid sinew]

How was jee advanced

[boreal ermine]

yeah

[solemn osprey]

just in case ppl are starving

[dull lynx]

bro😭😭😭

[boreal ermine]

emona lisa yes

[rigid sinew]

How scary is jee advanced

[turbid vector]

SO FIRE MAN

[dull lynx]

bro mu weekly tests fuck me so bad jee adv finna be crazy

[boreal ermine]

forgot you were in 11th grade lmaaao get rekt

[dull lynx]

chup

[solemn osprey]

bro didnt u call me e girl today look at u now

[turbid vector]

weekly tests are so much better than one final

[rigid sinew]

Is jee advanced only for like iit

[turbid vector]

i wish i had weekly exams

[boreal ermine]

yeah

[dull lynx]

yeah a 300 marks test w negative marking.. yes

[rigid sinew]

Goths aren't e girls

[dull lynx]

w jee main pyqs 🤯

[solemn osprey]

same shit

[rigid sinew]

Nope

[solemn osprey]

sorry

[boreal ermine]

those exams are just for practice, youre gonna have to give a test with 90 chapters across 3 subjects as syllabus competing w a million kids

shits crazy, did it myself

[turbid vector]

wow arent those literally what tests are 🙀

[rigid sinew]

I don't really know btw

[boreal ermine]

that is, after prepping for 2 years tho

[rigid sinew]

What actually is e girls though. Are they like electronic girls

[boreal ermine]

considering you prep

[rigid sinew]

Like ai girls

[turbid vector]

yea its better to have exams on what youve done so far build up to that final a gazzilion subjects at once especially if your not in your final year cause then theres so much data that teachers can grade you on and its not JUST the finals

[rigid sinew]

Prepping 2 years for jee advanced?

[dull lynx]

too bad ion wanna hear it from your ass

[boreal ermine]

true but god forbid someone actually does stuff in this world facilitating learning, that would be the end fr

[rigid sinew]

And after that if u dont get iit. What u guys gonna do

[turbid vector]

bro idk wtf a jee advance is im just speaking from a generalised perspective

[dull lynx]

some kids start so early

[rigid sinew]

Its jee but advanced

[turbid vector]

whats a jee 😭

[lean furnace]

ez test

[rigid sinew]

I googled quora and they said u have to start from the womb

[turbid vector]

its something mfs do in india no?

[boreal ermine]

a terrible, terrible exam
it's like the idk, 2nd-3rd toughest exam in the world

[rigid sinew]

Wha- so whats the first toughest exam

[lean furnace]

prob the korean or chinese one

[rigid sinew]

I thought jer was the toughest

[boreal ermine]

tests physics chemistry and math of high school level (thats what they say), if you pass, it gives you an entry to india's best tech schools

[rigid sinew]

Oh in the world...

[rigid sinew]

Basically any country with high population has the toughest exams

[boreal ermine]

nah it's some bs wine tasting test 😭

[lean furnace]

ye makes sense

here it says the chinese gakao is the hardest which makes sense

[lean furnace]

😭 😭

[rigid sinew]

Bro even wrote the Chinese entrance exam

[dull lynx]

Br one of my frens is in 8th and he's prep for neet ☠️

[lean furnace]

ni hao

[rigid sinew]

He already decided that he wanna be a doc?

[dull lynx]

his parents did cuz both of them are doctors

[rigid sinew]

Lol when i was in 8th i was deciding which character should i play in my video games

[turbid vector]

crazy

[lean furnace]

actually seeing here the sommelier test is around the top 5, dat shit dumb anyway

[rigid sinew]

At this point work as McDonald's manager and be happy

[lean furnace]

erm u didnt get a hint of tree bark in the wine? idiot

[dull lynx]

he looks old but his brains like that of a 6 year old

[boreal ermine]

ya idk i read it somewhere a long time ago

[rigid sinew]

So hes bad?

[boreal ermine]

craaazyyyy

[pulsar meteor]

are there some droppers here with me ?

[lean furnace]

tf is a dropper

[rigid sinew]

College dropout?

[boreal ermine]

i would kms if i had to take a drop year

[dull lynx]

bad????? 😭😭😭😭😭

[rigid sinew]

Bad at academics

At 8th and brain of 6 year old sounds bad

[dull lynx]

OHHHH I think yeah

I thought u meant bad as in.... mb

[rigid sinew]

I guz he didn't get the genes of both his parents

[rigid sinew]

I aint that unhinged dude

[sturdy glacier]

hello

everyone

[lean furnace]

😭 😭

u not adele lil bro

[sturdy glacier]

lol

i love Adele tho she is an icon

[lean furnace]

she got a icon card in fifa?

[sturdy glacier]

tf is that? ion watch fifa

[lean furnace]

tbh idk either

[dull lynx]

iguess

his dads kinda

mb ill stop

[sturdy glacier]

r u new here?

[sturdy glacier]

continue woot

[rigid sinew]

Ur joking right?

Dude's popular

[lean furnace]

i been the goat

[dull lynx]

sorrrrrry iwont

[rigid sinew]

He's the goat 🐐

[sturdy glacier]

mb I am the new one here so I don't know you

[lean furnace]

gotta know the Lebron equivalent of jvscholz discord

[dull lynx]

shufup

ure my sunsine my onli sunsine

[sturdy glacier]

ahhhh ofc I apologise
who is lebron james again? /j

[rigid sinew]

There aint no party like a diddy party
-lebron

[rigid sinew]

R u ok woot

[lean furnace]

💀 n on o

diddy 👎

[rain burrow]

flash

[sturdy glacier]

dude I just watched an infographics vid holy shit that's what diddy means yikes

[dull lynx]

MAN IMOK

[rigid sinew]

Who cares. Hes powerful he got friends in prison too probably

[dull lynx]

what he do

[rigid sinew]

He Gonna oil up the whole prison now

[sturdy glacier]

dude breathes memes

[rigid sinew]

U don't sound good though

[sturdy glacier]

instead of the soap💀

[dull lynx]

ohhhhh I seee it now

[rigid sinew]

Ooh thats different story

[dull lynx]

me

[rigid sinew]

People r gonna be careful to not drop the soap now

[sturdy glacier]

okay gtg now EMW waiting for me to touch her

[rigid sinew]

Wa-

[dull lynx]

hein

[sturdy glacier]

revision yar

[rigid sinew]

Ur unhinged gurl

[sturdy glacier]

i haven't touched EMW in months

[dull lynx]

what's emw

electro magnetic waves

[rigid sinew]

Magnets

[dull lynx]

YEAAAAAAAA am iright

[sturdy glacier]

yah

Kay bye

[dull lynx]

bye gullak

[sturdy glacier]

bye 🥰

[mellow fulcrum]

i know bro 😭

my back hurts but I won't stop

[dull lynx]

meh

[mellow fulcrum]

by studying

[dull lynx]

backshots eh

[mellow fulcrum]

OMG, I KNEW IT

😭😭 i should think twice before sending anything here

[dull lynx]

sorie

[rain burrow]

💀

[vapid kiln]

Apparently

Im good at stalking

All i did was say oh thats Kyle

By looking at a photo

Im just observant 😭😭

Hows yall

[boreal ermine]

what a non contextual thing to say

even with context it sounds weird

[graceful tangle]

Jay goth era when

[boreal ermine]

rn

[graceful tangle]

you would look cool as a goth fr

[dull lynx]

goth mommie

[boreal ermine]

rly

[vapid kiln]

I know sorry

[boreal ermine]

not that im ever gonna be goth, but it's nice to know

[dull lynx]

want me to do ur makeup Jay 💅

[boreal ermine]

sure

my sister does it all the time

[dull lynx]

THAT'S SO CUTE

I would love to do makeup on bois

the eyeliner and smokey eye lowkey fire on em

[graceful tangle]

do mine

[dull lynx]

hehehhehe

I used to do sm eyeliner designs and shi

but glasses totally hide it

[rain burrow]

id like to bench 100 for reps later

[dull lynx]

🔥🔥🔥

[boreal ermine]

i have no clue what that means

[turbid vector]

alien language smokey eye? 😭

[dull lynx]

bro, THE BLACK EYE MAKEUP

[dull lynx]

wtf are u sayin

[boreal ermine]

OHHH ya that makes sense

[turbid vector]

wtf are YOU saying

[dull lynx]

smokey eyes

[turbid vector]

i swear do you just decline your brain whenever you speak to me cause i feel like nikolas tesla when speaking to you

[dull lynx]

u dont make sense

[turbid vector]

😭

[dull lynx]

I SAID SMOKEY EYE WHAY DO U NOT UNDERSTAND FUKIN PEA SIZED BRAIN

[dire stag]

Woahh emo mona lisa

[lean furnace]

hey hey hey now, we use our inside voices and keep the talk clean

[dire stag]

At least she got sm eyebrows finally

[lean furnace]

treat others how you would like to be treated

[dire stag]

Or am i hallucinating

[dull lynx]

not talking to you

[dull lynx]

too bad im into that shit 🎀/j

[lean furnace]

🤷‍♂️

[tidal basin]

screem

[dire stag]

a

[dull lynx]

u haven't seen mjsta talk to me that's why u sayin

[turbid vector]

what the fuck?

[boreal ermine]

aaaaaaaa

[tidal basin]

:(

[dull lynx]

IT WAS A JOKE BRO "/J"

[boreal ermine]

i love the attention this pfp gets

[boreal ermine]

What's wrongggg

[tidal basin]

tired but have stuff to do

[turbid vector]

yes i have no clue what that means i swear i need to use some extra terrestrial level of sentence composition to speak to you

[boreal ermine]

LESGOOOO MELISA, YOU CAN DEW IT

[tidal basin]

and have a meet in 40m

[turbid vector]

sureeesureeee

[dull lynx]

What do you mean

[tidal basin]

im jus illllllll idk why they ask sm from me

[turbid vector]

you head meat in 40 minutes??

[dull lynx]

WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

[tidal basin]

ya????

what

[turbid vector]

what does smokey eye mean

[tidal basin]

meet not meat

what

[turbid vector]

i swear to god

[tidal basin]

sam which lang do u speak

[turbid vector]

🙏 🙏 god is good

[dull lynx]

yeah then say it like that bro???? 😭😭😭

[boreal ermine]

Same, they should give you a break

[tidal basin]

ya:(

[turbid vector]

hemaglobin

the feeemur

[tidal basin]

i lack prob

[turbid vector]

idk what that is

[tidal basin]

WHY IS WEATHER SO COOOLLDDDD

[tidal basin]

carries oxygen to whole body

[dull lynx]

oh it's like that black eye shadow thingy on eyes

[turbid vector]

bro i got so fucking wet in the morning to school

[dire stag]

What-

[boreal ermine]

😭😭😭😭

[turbid vector]

my socks where wet n everything it was horrible man

[dull lynx]

imagine going school

[tidal basin]

londoner boye

[boreal ermine]

What did I walk into

[dire stag]

BHAHAHAHAH

[tidal basin]

get boots bro

[turbid vector]

like actually i felt like it was the end of the world swimming in the flood man

[tidal basin]

idk smth with ppl in england?? they refuse to wear boots???

[boreal ermine]

I love boots

[turbid vector]

I HAVE A SCHOOL UNIFORM YOU THINK MY SCHOOLS ALLOWS BOOTS??!"?!?!$?!?¬!?1?

[flint jolt]

He doesn't

[tidal basin]

same they good

[turbid vector]

im fucking angyyy 😠

[tidal basin]

WHO TF DOESNT ALLOW BOOTS BRUH

[flint jolt]

Who stole your candy

[tidal basin]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT

[turbid vector]

THE FUCKING UK DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[dire stag]

Thats just insane

[tidal basin]

fr tho

ima yeet my phone bye

[tidal basin]

they need to reconsider this shit

[dull lynx]

bro schools in here

[tidal basin]

its raining sm there i hope they know

[dull lynx]

want girls to do two plaits if u have long hair

[tidal basin]

get boats if u cant get boots

[turbid vector]

"Footwear not permitted includes- sports trainers, black trainers, plimsolls, canvas trainers such as Vans or similar, extremely high heeled shoes, sliders or flip flops and UGG boot style or Timberland style boots"

[dull lynx]

☠️☠️☠️ I remember when carrying perfume was not even allowed

[tidal basin]

show em mid finger
jokin

[dull lynx]

ion go school nomore

[tidal basin]

dumbshi

ure gon be ill

[dull lynx]

just to coaching where I can literally wear anything as long as im wearing the uniform which is just a t shirt

[tidal basin]

im sorry for girls in UK
that time of the month must be so painful

[turbid vector]

nuh uh

[tidal basin]

thats cool

[turbid vector]

my dumbahh immune to uk weather

[tidal basin]

last yr of hs i didnt even wear my uniforms bruh

[turbid vector]

wow what a rebel you are

[rain burrow]

Bro every school has a uniform

[tidal basin]

i would die

[tidal basin]

jvs doesnt

[rain burrow]

[tidal basin]

but we have

[dull lynx]

yeah that's jus chill

[tidal basin]

dress code

basically don't be naked

that's all

[dull lynx]

it was horrible I got in a fight w my weird ass director over it

[turbid vector]

wish it was like that

[dull lynx]

she's an old lady famous for being a snob and screaming at people

[rain burrow]

I'm in favour for dress codes as far as it's viable, like a pair of formals or something.

[dull lynx]

it was crazy fighting on the corridor with teachers and 20 kids ☠️

[tidal basin]

tf

[turbid vector]

what i hate uniforms

[tidal basin]

jus wear smth man

[turbid vector]

they too uncomfortable man 😭

[rain burrow]

When you grow up, pls don't work in corporates

[tidal basin]

fire her

become boss

work hard

[dull lynx]

ONG I HATE HER

[tidal basin]

read these in reversed order

[dull lynx]

I went to school in a ponytail once

she said tie thay shi, I said ion have rubber bands rn

[turbid vector]

wasnt my intention anyways 👍

[tidal basin]

ok

[dull lynx]

she said omg saashi u dont have them??? want me to buy a pair of them????

[tidal basin]

yes bih buy me

[dull lynx]

I literally told her in a stern tone that ion have it rn but she still said that to embarass me lol

[rain burrow]

Man I loved my school uniform, Every mf in the same dress, promoting equality and unity amongst school. Rich or poor, in the same shoes

[tidal basin]

OMG WHY IS GIRLS HAIR AN ISSUE AT SCHOOL

[rain burrow]

Oh, well what's it then

[dull lynx]

and then said she's gonna chop off all my hair if she sees it again I said ok try me

[dull lynx]

idk man thehre more focused on how girls dress up and look instead of working on their fuckin shit

[tidal basin]

mine looked hot so i loved it
equality thing is a good thing yaa yaaaaa true true

[boreal ermine]

ISTG

And nails

[tidal basin]

YEAH

[dull lynx]

one girl got her eyebrows done and she got so humiliated

[tidal basin]

never tied my hair to school fr

[dull lynx]

eyebrows done as in you know tweezers and shi

[tidal basin]

i have curls why will i tieeeee

i was top1 student no one could say anythin

[rain burrow]

Yeah idgaf, a code is code and one more thing, it gets you in discipline from an early age

[tidal basin]

💀

[turbid vector]

fuck jobs i wanna be homelesssss

[boreal ermine]

all this feminine talk going on and bestcarl is going all david goggins

[dull lynx]

it's weird

[tidal basin]

hm ya im not against school umiform for safety but they shouldnt exaggerate it

[dull lynx]

esp the girls hating female teachers ☠️☠️

[tidal basin]

fr

[turbid vector]

big fat nerd emoji on carl i love hating on life 🔥

[rain burrow]

Blame the education system in UK, bro should attend a lecture in Indian ones

[dull lynx]

good thing ion school anymore bro

[vapid kiln]

Education anywhere is a russian roleyte

[tidal basin]

NO the female teachers hating girls is worse

[turbid vector]

im good i love my western indoctrination

[rain burrow]

I bench more, I win

[dull lynx]

YEAH

[vapid kiln]

Felt

[dull lynx]

my coachinf doesn't have a single female teacher lok

[tidal basin]

fkin argued one

[vapid kiln]

Mines mad rn cause i dont want kids

[dull lynx]

BUT IT'S SO WEIRD CUZ THOSE TEACHERS TRYNA SEDUCE BOYS AND SHI

[tidal basin]

not alone 🫂

[vapid kiln]

Apparently thats a womens job to have kids

[dull lynx]

same

[vapid kiln]

Fight em girly fight em

[dull lynx]

tf not her business

[tidal basin]

WAIT THIS IS GOING SO FAR

[turbid vector]

kids are expensive dawg 😭

[rain burrow]

Bro yeah sometimes schools exaggerated but for me it was a nice experience remembering to trim my nails after I got punishment

[dull lynx]

sorry

[vapid kiln]

THANK YOU plus im not big enough

[dull lynx]

but it's the truth 😔

[tidal basin]

no is ok but im sorry if this happened near u

ohno😭

[turbid vector]

zoo wee mama 😍

[vapid kiln]

A sad truth

[vapid kiln]

Ey yo dont date your teacher

[dull lynx]

pls that one teacher been at it since my sister was my age

[rain burrow]

Yeah that's a point. It ain't that serious

[vapid kiln]

OMG THE RELICS

[turbid vector]

if the french president could do it so can i 🤑

[vapid kiln]

THE ELDER TEACHERS

[dull lynx]

girlie has a husband and s little toddler wtf she doin

[vapid kiln]

Nuh uh

[tidal basin]

so horrible

[rigid sinew]

R we talking about uniforms

[vapid kiln]

No

[tidal basin]

yuhh

[vapid kiln]

teachers

[tidal basin]

we did

yea

[turbid vector]

800 ping ahh

[dull lynx]

my old schools uniform was nice tho

[vapid kiln]

Mine was to

[tidal basin]

fr

[rigid sinew]

Two girls dated and married their teacher here

[vapid kiln]

And comfy ish

[dull lynx]

dark green skirt white tshirt dark green v cute instant tie smth

[rigid sinew]

😆

[vapid kiln]

I -

Humanity never ceases to fail me

[rigid sinew]

In college btw

[rain burrow]

What a wonderful day

[dull lynx]

ayo

[turbid vector]

W rizz 🙏 2 girls?? thats insane

[vapid kiln]

COLEEGE?!

[tidal basin]

bro my teacher was married to his student lowkey fkex up situation 😭😭😭😭 they have babies and shi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

like bruh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dull lynx]

oh colez

[turbid vector]

atleast it was legal

[dull lynx]

BRO WHAT?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tidal basin]

dont wana judge but is there no one else BC HE IS HS TEACHRR

[vapid kiln]

Oiiii

[tidal basin]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rigid sinew]

Yea they were above 21 so they can marry

[dull lynx]

WTF HS IS WORSE

[tidal basin]

i said student by sccident

[tidal basin]

EXACTLYYYYYYY

[dull lynx]

MAN NO

[tidal basin]

LIKE SHE WAS MAX 17 WHEN THEY METTTTT

[dull lynx]

ik girls who crush on teachers and shi which is OK BUT ACTING UPON IT????

[tidal basin]

scuffed ahh shi

[dull lynx]

GIRL. NO. EW

[tidal basin]

BRO DO THEY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[turbid vector]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-1567502554834460145

[tidal basin]

SHE WAS A MINOR LIKE FML BRUHHHHH

[dull lynx]

yeah some are kinda

[vapid kiln]

Yaol

[tidal basin]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rigid sinew]

Lol not all countries r america lol

[vapid kiln]

Slow down my phone crashed

[tidal basin]

idk tf this is

[rigid sinew]

Wait till u meet japan

[vapid kiln]

Americas fucking wild m

[turbid vector]

YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT DRAKE???

[tidal basin]

hm i personally wouldnt

[tidal basin]

idc abt celebrities

[turbid vector]

have you opened twitter during spring at all?? 😭

[dull lynx]

im not america nto

[rigid sinew]

Mexican age of consent is 12 btw

[tidal basin]

idk what kendalls look like even
u need to like show me
then i will not know theyre kendalls
u need to tell me

ykwim?

[turbid vector]

no the fuck i dont melina 🙏

[turbid vector]

relevance?!?!?

what am i going to do with this information

[tidal basin]

I WILL GIVE U A WARNING FOR MESSIN UP W MY NAMEEEEEEE

[turbid vector]

my bad marika 🙏

[dull lynx]

melinda 💅

[rigid sinew]

Jus letting u know there r places like this

[tidal basin]

ihy

[tidal basin]

not u too woot😭😭

[turbid vector]

ilyt

[tidal basin]

melisa is the prettiest name fr

PRETTTTIESST name fr

[turbid vector]

melina

[raven compass]

Ayo

[tidal basin]

like i have never heard a better word than melisa tbh

[turbid vector]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-melina-gif-23702391

[tidal basin]

[dull lynx]

melisa with a single s is weird

[tidal basin]

bruh

[rigid sinew]

Mona lisa better sry

[dull lynx]

melissa

[tidal basin]

NO DOUBLE S IS WEIRD

[raven compass]

I know melisa in mlbb

[rigid sinew]

Not another fictional crush

[turbid vector]

melissa???

[tidal basin]

whats mlbb

[rigid sinew]

Bro gonna marry a waifu pillow

[dull lynx]

I lowkey eated

[raven compass]

moba

[tidal basin]

idk who melissa is

[turbid vector]

maybe i will

[vapid kiln]

Anyone a vegan?

[dull lynx]

my mom's chocolate she finna be mad tmrw

[tidal basin]

im leavin the chat

[turbid vector]

love is fake anyways 🔥

[rigid sinew]

U better call me for the wedding bro

[turbid vector]

marriage is a scam

[flint jolt]

Real

[rigid sinew]

Dont care i jus want food

I go to wedding eat food rev my bike and go home

[dull lynx]

has a lizard ever fallen on you guys

[vapid kiln]

Thats wild

[vapid kiln]

No why?

[dull lynx]

nice bike

[dull lynx]

idk man i got reminded when a lizard fell on me once

[rigid sinew]

Yep. And I got hit in the face by a bat while riding my bike

[rain burrow]

Yeah and then it died in a worse way

[vapid kiln]

Are yiy ok

[dull lynx]

I scrubbed my hand so bad if started burning and shit

[vapid kiln]

Maybe dont do that

[dull lynx]

WTF NOWAY

[turbid vector]

so all the indians here conveniently all had a lizard fall on their face? huh

[rain burrow]

Lizards are fine man, idk why I used to kill so much of em

[graceful tangle]

Realest

[dull lynx]

no tha was along time ago

[dull lynx]

no it fell on my hand

[rigid sinew]

Always wear ur helmet woot. Worst night ever it was for me.

[graceful tangle]

I hate reptiles, they hate me back

[dull lynx]

ion rlly sit on bikes and shi

[turbid vector]

some universal experience you indians have i guess

[nimble badge]

I steal half the fried chicken at weddings in the family

[rigid sinew]

I hate those wall lizards

[dull lynx]

they don't keep meat here man

[graceful tangle]

thats hasnt happened to me yet thankfully

[dull lynx]

paneer khaake mann bharna padta 😔😔😔

[rain burrow]

I fw them heavy cz they feed on flies and moths

[rigid sinew]

I finish all of em. I hate old people in wedding too fucking ruining my food and life

[rain burrow]

Same w spiders

[graceful tangle]

Moths are beautiful

[dull lynx]

I was getting a lizard outta the door and it broke it's tail

[rigid sinew]

U got spiders for that

[turbid vector]

i are NOT invited to the cookout buddy ol pal ❌🙅‍♂️

[dull lynx]

weird sight

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-luna-moth-morning-green-moth-moth-gif-gif-4262113329169075482

[rigid sinew]

It grows back. It's a tail to fool their predators

[raven compass]

i want to go to the georgian wedding😫

[rain burrow]

Lizards cool too, I don't kill em anymore

[graceful tangle]

I like spiders

[nimble badge]

I just love fried chickin 🥺

[graceful tangle]

Itsy bitsy spiderr

[rigid sinew]

What they got for food

[rain burrow]

Smash (a book)

[raven compass]

everything i guess

[vapid kiln]

Ky sister went to cstch w lizard once and accidentally pulled its tale off

[turbid vector]

did your sister get traumatised if so then thats funny as fuck

[rain burrow]

I don't want to go to weddings, dem relatives creepy

[vapid kiln]

Yes the screaming and crying in the aftermsth sent my dad to the bathroom so he could collect himself - my sister was 4

[rigid sinew]

Fuck then eat food and go back

[turbid vector]

😭 😭 😭 poor girl

[rigid sinew]

Fuckkkkk i want biryani or kabsa or something

[vapid kiln]

Eh shes fine

[nimble badge]

I love all of my relatives except for one specific aunt

[vapid kiln]

Woah now

[turbid vector]

100% developing a phobia of lizards

[graceful tangle]

I have ;-;;

[rigid sinew]

Have u guys watched the german movie funny games

[raven compass]

i like my relatives because i dont talk with them :>

[turbid vector]

its okay

[dull lynx]

ik

[turbid vector]

my friend has a phobia of snails i have no clue why though lmao

[graceful tangle]

ndksksksjsks

[rigid sinew]

I thought u were dumb

[graceful tangle]

@flint jolt what phobia do you have

[rigid sinew]

I have too. Snails and slugs

[turbid vector]

how

[rigid sinew]

Scary asf

[graceful tangle]

they cant even run after you

[turbid vector]

little slimy thing is scary to you?

[rigid sinew]

Nope but they ugly

[turbid vector]

#justiceforsnails

[graceful tangle]

ah bun is scared of roaches

[rigid sinew]

By scary its kinda a ewww grosss kinda vibe

[turbid vector]

but thats like a rational fear

[rigid sinew]

Me too scared of roaches especially when they open their wings

And rats and mouse too lol

[turbid vector]

i think creatures like spiders roaches and snakes are completly normal to have fears of

phobias for them doesnt make sense cause it aint irrational

[graceful tangle]

[dull lynx]

no im actually kinda smart

[rigid sinew]

Not scared of snakes or spiders

[turbid vector]

if you see a tarantula you arent going to go "aww cute furry fucking spider"

[graceful tangle]

oh i would

[rain burrow]

Id try this

[rigid sinew]

I would tbh

[turbid vector]

yea then it jumps on you and starts crawling around you with its 15cm wide body

FUCK NO GET THAT AWAY FROM ME NOOOOO

[rain burrow]

Yeah that's how it is but sometimes you have to keep a face

[graceful tangle]

15cm??

[rigid sinew]

I also scared of toads.

[turbid vector]

idk how wide are tarantulas normally

[rigid sinew]

Cute

[flint jolt]

Are you gonna scare me with it

[graceful tangle]

It's so cute and small

[rain burrow]

Jumping ones @boreal ermine

[graceful tangle]

nou

[rigid sinew]

My relatives most probably knows im a fucked up cuz of my bad reputation among them

[nimble badge]

I was taking my online class and my English teacher rambled about hating spiders and my classmate opened his camera with the picture of a tarantula

[rain burrow]

Only things that should go extinct are mosquitos

[flint jolt]

I'm scared of heights

[rain burrow]

can't relate

[boreal ermine]

I can't see it anymore ?

[turbid vector]

100% will get you onto vr

[rigid sinew]

Ofc u can't. It's something only i did

[boreal ermine]

What's jumping?

[rain burrow]

Idk maybe he deleted it

[graceful tangle]

Ahh hmmm i am scared of hmm confined places? What do you call that i forgor

[rigid sinew]

A spider

[graceful tangle]

it was a tarantula gif

[rigid sinew]

A cute spider

[flint jolt]

Claustrophobia

[boreal ermine]

CUTE

[graceful tangle]

Yesss

[graceful tangle]

IKRRR

[boreal ermine]

I want to seeeeeeee

[rigid sinew]

Whenever i look at zay's username color it reminds me of ksa lol

[graceful tangle]

and also the fear of that holes? whats that called

[rain burrow]

Those jumping spiders you told me about

[rain burrow]

Goat

[flint jolt]

Trypophobia I think

[graceful tangle]

Yess omg its so scary and uncomfy

[rigid sinew]

Spiders can jump?

[graceful tangle]

Yes, i wish i was a spider

[flint jolt]

Spiders are cool

[rigid sinew]

Oh god i googled

[graceful tangle]

i would get to bite spider man

[rigid sinew]

I have fear of massive structures

[rain burrow]

I tried to think bout fears, what's your biggest one

[graceful tangle]

(i forgor the actors name)

[raven compass]

i prefer cats

[graceful tangle]

[rain burrow]

I fear god and my mom when I left the wet towel on bed

[graceful tangle]

Me with the wet towel on bed rn 🫢

[turbid vector]

it aint even allat its just

[rain burrow]

cars

[turbid vector]

everytime i look at an image that supposed to be like "tryphobia do you have it?" i just think im going to get jumpscared by some mosquito

yea like this isnt bad 😭

[rain burrow]

Acne?

[flint jolt]

Delete that please

[turbid vector]

julio rlly tryna trigger some1s phobia here

[rain burrow]

Nah bro I can't

[graceful tangle]

Its super uncomfy

[graceful tangle]

ndksska i would delete it quickl6

[turbid vector]

when its on like human skin like hands or legs its really uncomfortable

on any other surface it aint allat

like i cant believe people would be triggered by the air basketball

[rigid sinew]

Wat was it

[flint jolt]

Trypophobia

[graceful tangle]

What phobia have you got mista

[rigid sinew]

Who is scared of large water sources

[turbid vector]

death

[graceful tangle]

lol

[graceful tangle]

[rigid sinew]

IrlGirlPhobia

[graceful tangle]

Lool

[rigid sinew]

Bro is gonna roast me fr

[flint jolt]

me but with men

[rigid sinew]

Oh he agreed

[graceful tangle]

Men suck

[rotund lichen]

Ay ay ay

[flint jolt]

akariii

[rigid sinew]

Suck wat

[graceful tangle]

Akariii

[rain burrow]

Ayo

[turbid vector]

you thought i was gonna say re**ard?? 😭

[rigid sinew]

Hlo witch wheres ur cat

[graceful tangle]

pg13 rmb?

[rotund lichen]

[rain burrow]

👋

[rotund lichen]

Oh?

[rigid sinew]

🦅

[rotund lichen]

Hellooooo everyone

[turbid vector]

brother arent you the one harassing me about liking game characters

cut me some slack man i aint that hypocritical 😮‍💨

[turbid vector]

hello akira

[rigid sinew]

I didn't get it bro. Can u remove those stars

[rotund lichen]

Hello lil shit 🫶

[rotund lichen]

Hi carl

[rotund lichen]

JULES SJSJSNS

[rigid sinew]

Ur cute black cat

[turbid vector]

its okay man 🫳 lets consider it a secret

[graceful tangle]

whats the most questionable one that youve liked

[rotund lichen]

Thanks

[graceful tangle]

HIII where you been

[dull lynx]

why are boys scared of girls

[rotund lichen]

Uni

[rigid sinew]

Tanx...

[turbid vector]

hiiii

[dull lynx]

girls being scared of boys is ok but why boys

[graceful tangle]

Stressful

[turbid vector]

i needa think abt this

[rotund lichen]

I know, i wanted to get sessions in but i feel like im exhausted

[rigid sinew]

They r Scared of rejection i guz idk.but I said it to mista becuz he loves 2d girls

[turbid vector]

wait im gonna look likea fucking weirdo if i say it

[dull lynx]

oh incel

[graceful tangle]

say it dw

[rain burrow]

I'm scared of women (I spot women w weights)

[rigid sinew]

What...

[graceful tangle]

Get rest and then can do

[turbid vector]

i need to like be into humiliation to say ts 😭

like its CONFUSING

[rotund lichen]

No rest already have 2 tests coming up like isnt it third week

[dull lynx]

that's so nice

[rain burrow]

Wizard asks how's it going

[graceful tangle]

Come onnnn

[rotund lichen]

Tell wizard the spell is getting worked on

[dull lynx]

I love wen random guys in the gym correct my form so politely

[graceful tangle]

sad

[rotund lichen]

Girl

[dull lynx]

dis one uncle told me how to do leg extensions properly and it burned frfr

[rotund lichen]

BUN U LURKING

[turbid vector]

i can say the name but where its from HELL NO its called derpy

[dull lynx]

NO LIKE without touching snd shi

[turbid vector]

of course he is

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/derpy-my-little-pony-mlp-gif-23904446

[rigid sinew]

Emm... The above statement and this is weird

[rain burrow]

Yeah but like when they ask, I don't wanna disturb any spaces cz i don't like when mine is disturbed either

[graceful tangle]

This??"?#!#)$!#

[turbid vector]

LMAOO yes she so fucking derpy and funny man

[rain burrow]

Oh that spell

[rotund lichen]

Chat coffee or no coffee

[turbid vector]

i love her so much such a stupid ass characyer

[dull lynx]

man im. sorry if it came out bad

[flint jolt]

[rain burrow]

No coffi

[graceful tangle]

Lmaoo kdksksjs

[boreal ermine]

What time is it there?

[rigid sinew]

There r people who r into my little ponies

[dull lynx]

yeahyeah

[flint jolt]

No

[boreal ermine]

Oh no

[rotund lichen]

9pm

[turbid vector]

unironically yes and that is NOT me ANYMOREEE

[rotund lichen]

Only had oneeee

[boreal ermine]

I just got here, time for me to go away again

[flint jolt]

No.

[graceful tangle]

he meant as a kid

[boreal ermine]

What time do you normally sleep?

[rigid sinew]

Sry. I was jus stating a fact

[rotund lichen]

Yall any suggestions how do i study linux without laptop

[rotund lichen]

I normally don't sleep

[rain burrow]

How's zay today

[graceful tangle]

Can do on phone

[boreal ermine]

Ah okay, have some then

[boreal ermine]

Zay is crashing hard

[turbid vector]

🥹 YOU GUYS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC 😖

[boreal ermine]

Tired

[rigid sinew]

Restart

[boreal ermine]

How Carl today?

[rain burrow]

Zay should resr I Guess

[boreal ermine]

I am crocheting

[rotund lichen]

But giving a fact that im trying to fix my sleep schedule, i feel like i should sleep in 3 hours

[graceful tangle]

I understand, issoke

[boreal ermine]

I will rest soon

can i die of a stomach ache

[turbid vector]

you start typing random things

[rotund lichen]

Would caffeine effect die down in 3 hours

[turbid vector]

until it works yknow

[graceful tangle]

hmm if you ask google yes

[boreal ermine]

Alright then make it a light cup of coffee

[rigid sinew]

I saw ur crocheting reels and I didn't understand a thing u did. And that impressed me fr

[rain burrow]

Carl's been preparing for a meeting

[turbid vector]

caffeine is not a status effect 😭 actual adult morons

[boreal ermine]

Hahah thank you :))

[rigid sinew]

U can use pc

[rain burrow]

Take a shit man

[boreal ermine]

Ooo what kind of meeting is this?

[rotund lichen]

Id rather draw terminal and write down commands

[boreal ermine]

doesn't work

[rigid sinew]

Depends

[graceful tangle]

might aswell get your laptop then

[graceful tangle]

eat thyme seeds

[rigid sinew]

Thats not how it works i think

[rain burrow]

U gotta meet my agent and discuss accommodation w them

[rain burrow]

Oh well then you'd need medications

[rigid sinew]

Agent? What do u do?

[rain burrow]

Ik

[flint jolt]

Doctor timeee

[boreal ermine]

i cant tell the doctor i was drinking on an empty stomach im underage

[rain burrow]

Bro ain't like that, the agent who's having my file, he's applied and got offers back, now for accommodations I have to go to their office to discuss

[flint jolt]

You were drinking..?

[rain burrow]

Drink more, you'd forget pain

[boreal ermine]

Okay I'm coming

[rigid sinew]

Ur above 18 right so what's wrong

[rain burrow]

Fine, give them a smack if they make it a boring one

[boreal ermine]

Okay will do! I'll keep you entertained by abusing them

legal drinking age is 25

[rain burrow]

Bro didn't have a great time ig

[rain burrow]

Gud, cz they won't listen to me and complain to my dad even if I don't pickup a call

[boreal ermine]

i would DIE

[boreal ermine]

yes bun 😞

man i love aujla

[rain burrow]

Bro, you drank a lot, hangovers gonna be mind-blowing

[boreal ermine]

yeah it was TWO DAYS AGO and im still in pain

[rain burrow]

💀

[rigid sinew]

u all drink?

[boreal ermine]

Bruhh, that's so rude

[rain burrow]

Shit, bro will get a liver damage

[flint jolt]

Not me

[rain burrow]

I don't

Drinking affects gains, I don't want that

[rigid sinew]

then why y'all advice to him. i thought u all drink

[rain burrow]

Internet baby

[rain burrow]

Yeah so I have to comply

[boreal ermine]

it was just beer but i get why people say that never drink on an empty stomach

[rain burrow]

Oh well nothing hard. What did da Google say

[boreal ermine]

it told me to suffer for 48hrs, and drink a lot of fluids

and that i'll be fine but even the thought of alcohol triggers my gag reflex

[rain burrow]

I guess you have to suffer now ma guy

Bro how will you sleep

[fading wolf]

Interesting 🤔

[boreal ermine]

it's not THAT bad

[fading wolf]

Beer gets u that high???

[rain burrow]

💀

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[rain burrow]

Then you should sleep, more hours will pass

[boreal ermine]

yeah drink enough of it

[fading wolf]

Imagine giving caveman alcohol

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[rigid sinew]

this youtube aint youtubing today

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/drunks-drunk-cat-welcome-are-so-back-gif-12861499290296025338

[flint jolt]

They probably did consume some sort of

[fading wolf]

That cat fat tho

[fading wolf]

Wheat extract XD

[rain burrow]

Monke booze

[graceful tangle]

Dont call him fat, hes a bit chonky

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[fading wolf]

Bruh my dog in my pfp is hella choky

[flint jolt]

I can't take what you're saying seriously with that dog pfp

[boreal ermine]

fucking fat morbidly obese creature

[graceful tangle]

BOOP

[broken osprey]

gooa gooba

[fading wolf]

I call him big chonk

[rigid sinew]

big chungus

[rain burrow]

Meme rewind

[fading wolf]

Yea I don't take my dog seriously too

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-vanished-snapped-gif-23366206

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[fading wolf]

He be chilling in the corner for hours

[flint jolt]

THATS YOUR DOG??? What's their name 🥹

[boreal ermine]

brother doesn't even know the difference between synchronous and asynchronous functions

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[fading wolf]

I call him big chonk but his real name is willus

We had a dog before this one named her goldy

[flint jolt]

THATS SO CUTEEEEEEEE

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[dull lynx]

HE CHONKY ASLL

[flint jolt]

AWWWWWWWWWW THE NAMES ARE SO EJJDJDI

[graceful tangle]

goldy

[flint jolt]

Omg i want your dog

[dull lynx]

WHAT A CUTIE PAGOOGIE OMG

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[fading wolf]

He's soo lazy bruh

[graceful tangle]

dog kidnapper

[broken osprey]

booga ooga

[fading wolf]

He doesn't even get up to eat food

[graceful tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/pauly-shore-pauly-shore-movie-take-a-deep-breath-peanut-dog-gif-17036721

[fading wolf]

Bruh chonky ass hell

[flint jolt]

AWWWWWWW 🥹🥹🥹

[flint jolt]

Dognapper

[broken osprey]

ooga boooga

[flint jolt]

Willus is such a cutieeeeeee

I hope he lives a healthy happy life 🥰

[broken osprey]

oooooooooooooooogaaaaaa boooooooooooogaaaaaaaa

[fading wolf]

When I take him for walks he just laya down even if I stop for a milli sec

Lays*

[graceful tangle]

why do i keep sneezing man, is it some kinda allergy? Maybe dust

[fading wolf]

Drugs

[broken osprey]

ooa booga

[flint jolt]

Everything you say makes me love him even more

[fading wolf]

Bruh I have to drag his ded ass home

Nothing fun bout that

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[flint jolt]

ITS FUNNYYYY

[broken osprey]

ooga booga

[flint jolt]

My dog is a literal menace too but I lowkey love him

[broken osprey]

googa booga

[fading wolf]

Imagine I give any kind of alcohol to my dog bro wouldn't get up for months

[broken osprey]

goo ga ga i wan i want lady gaga

[flint jolt]

[fading wolf]

Lady gaga a baddie

[broken osprey]

or forever 💀

[broken osprey]

yeah

[fading wolf]

Lowkey I like Camilla cabello

Selena Gomez is my all time childhood crush and Emma Watson god damnnnn

[broken osprey]

lowkey i like ariana grande

shes short

and cute

and hot

[boreal ermine]

real ones love aunt may

[broken osprey]

real ones love kids

💀

[rigid sinew]

what in the hell

[fading wolf]

She got too many unnecessary surgeries done man

[boreal ermine]

god's plan

[fading wolf]

She was so fine back then

[broken osprey]

dats y she so hot

[broken osprey]

i like mona lisa