general-chat

[rough mirage]

Hullllloooo

[tidal basin]

hi ace

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Hulllloooo mel

[tidal basin]

wsup

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Nothing much

Wsup with you

[tidal basin]

too much but nothing much

still ill 😭

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interesante

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Oof get well soon

[tidal basin]

tryna not to faint today

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tysm

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Drink lots of fluids

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yeah doing that

[flint jolt]

how are yoouu

[tidal basin]

dyin a bit hbu 😭

[rough mirage]

Okay okay
Not too good not too bad

Hbu BUNN

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wait did not he ask me

[rough mirage]

Why did I get a ping

[tidal basin]

wait im confused

[tidal basin]

idk

[rough mirage]

Oh he asked you
My bad

[tidal basin]

he was gonna ask u too so its ok

[rough mirage]

Aww

[tidal basin]

ure jus faster than bun

[rough mirage]

Oh it's coz I haven't muted this server

[flint jolt]

damn girl dont die

[flint jolt]

real

[flint jolt]

take care acece

[rotund lichen]

WHOS DYING

[flint jolt]

are you

[rotund lichen]

Yes me too

I forgot my laptop's charger at my parents'

[flint jolt]

thats the worst

[rotund lichen]

I already miss my laptop

[rotund lichen]

Yes esp when i have linux class tomorrow

[flint jolt]

cant you like get it via post

[tidal basin]

oh

[tidal basin]

tryin

[rigid sinew]

who wants to hear my sad, depressing, dramatic biography

[rotund lichen]

No, gotta wait for 10th

[flint jolt]

wait you came back???

[flint jolt]

lets go

[rotund lichen]

In city?

Yes this morning

[rigid sinew]

100 usd

[flint jolt]

im broke

[rigid sinew]

me too

[flint jolt]

after getting drunk last night? thats crazy

[rotund lichen]

I usually don't have hangovers

Only when i get waisted af

[flint jolt]

oh thats good

[rotund lichen]

Whichh is gonna be on 10th

And 14th

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHA

[flint jolt]

14th? whats happening on the 14th

[rotund lichen]

It's a little cute tradition called mtskhetoba so we basically go to that city and get khinkali

And friend group decided to go only bc of food

[static roost]

ola y'all

[flint jolt]

it looks like a beautiful place omg

[static roost]

Food is good.

[flint jolt]

yooo khinkali looks like dumplings!!

thats so cool

[rotund lichen]

Yes it's really pretty

[flint jolt]

i hope you have a great time

[rotund lichen]

ESPECIALLY KHINKALI

[rotund lichen]

Idk he's driving so

[rotund lichen]

They areeee but better

U should try some

[static roost]

What in the eastern europe is this

[flint jolt]

BETTER THAN DUMPLINGS?

nothing beats dumplings!!!

[rotund lichen]

Khinkali is basically a dumpling but made differently

And they are way juicer

[flint jolt]

id love to try it

[static roost]

Noice. I love how every culture has some take of a filling wrapped in flour.

[flint jolt]

oh hello meow

[rotund lichen]

Realest

[static roost]

u noticed?

[flint jolt]

hm?

[static roost]

You ever think about pasta? If you ever start from wheat seeds, the steps to get pasta is

• Wet the dry (water the seeds)
• Dry the wet (dry wheat stalks and grind them)
• Wet the dry (add water to the flour)
• Dry the wet (let it rest and add flour)
• Wet the dry (boil the pasta in water)
• Dry the wet (strain the pasta)
• Wet the dry (add sauce)

It is the biggest redundancy of cooking I've ever seen.

[rotund lichen]

What the

[static roost]

ikr

[sturdy glacier]

i don't know how to feel about this one

[static roost]

But it's true tho

[sturdy glacier]

yeah ik its making me uneasy lol

[boreal ermine]

does james scholz use discord?

🦥

[agile frigate]

not much nowadays i havent seen him in months

[boreal ermine]

whats he working on? yk?

[static roost]

I feel like my cooking commentary was too big brained, so everyone just ignored it 😦

[boreal ermine]

p

rolly

[rough mirage]

Lol

[static roost]

did you see what i said about pasta?

[rough mirage]

Yep

[static roost]

thoughts?

[rough mirage]

Is that original

[rigid sinew]

hlo stein

[mellow fulcrum]

without the bracket info it feels weird

[static roost]

N O P E

The original was done on bread with the same concept, but I thought pasta was even weirder

[vapid kiln]

morning

[mellow fulcrum]

good morning streamer

[vestal sentinel]

hi guys

[static roost]

wet the dry to dry the wet, only to wet the dry so you could dry the wet in preparation for wetting the dry and drying the wet only to once again wet the dry then dry the wet, and finally wetting the dry again.

[agile frigate]

haii

[boreal ermine]

pasta havin abuse

[rigid sinew]

bye stein, good to cya

[mellow fulcrum]

why not huak tuak

im so sorry

[rough mirage]

I feel nauseated

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-pet-kitty-fun-gif-23278916

[static roost]

I think you need a pitcher of beer.

[rough mirage]

I don't do alcohol

:((

[static roost]

oh, well it increases your feelings of nausea.

[rough mirage]

Don't say nausea so much

I'm feeling I might throw up

[crystal ravine]

nausea?

nausea

[mellow fulcrum]

The New MrBeast Allegations Are Insane...

[boreal ermine]

jiggle jiggle

[static roost]

hell if i care

[mellow fulcrum]

mrbeast has been exposed yet again, this time regarding his philanthropy and charity work, as well as some shady crypto business along with logan paul and ksi..

[boreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/small-mrbeast-funny-meme-hahahaha-gif-14300745468208619201

[mellow fulcrum]

im so done with my life

[boreal ermine]

jimmy is too naughty

[crystal ravine]

alternate career paths for youtubers once they get famous:

1. minors
2. minors

[mellow fulcrum]

ya, he will be in talk tuah

rawr writing another weird thing

[static roost]

so many people with so many allegations to keep track of. And our government don't care, and our elected representatives are basically millionaires complaining about billionaires so that the poor stay poor, and people give and get allegations just to make more money.

I don't care about famous people, I don't care about their philanthropy, I assume that they are usually doing something fishy behind the scenes

[rough mirage]

I hate you

[rain burrow]

Pewds

[static roost]

get diddled

[rigid sinew]

pewds is miner

[boreal ermine]

they r the type of person who always take the red pill

[flint jolt]

damn

[crystal ravine]

ain't no party like a diddy party
LeBron jam

[mellow fulcrum]

this chat is so brainrotted

[rain burrow]

Diddy will touch you

[rain burrow]

Felix da goat

[static roost]

what is the red pill? tylenol is the only pill i take for my sanity

[rigid sinew]

felix is pewdofile

[boreal ermine]

red pill is the dark path and i wasnt talking bout you sonny

oh wait rawr

[crystal ravine]

pewd, Dr disrespect, dream, mrbreast,

[boreal ermine]

what the dog doin

[crystal ravine]

andrew tate

[mellow fulcrum]

how is pewd in this?

except pubg bridge moment

[boreal ermine]

he has socials?

[rigid sinew]

i see an odd one

[rain burrow]

Pewds ain't one ma guy

[rigid sinew]

pewds the only guy who had a happy endinh

[rain burrow]

[static roost]

guys, go back to work so that you can protecc your kids from diddy

[rain burrow]

Pewds is our bro and now we are uncs

[rigid sinew]

diddy is gonna get killed in prison like jeffrey epstein

do dw about our kids

[rain burrow]

Well moist critikal ain't one too

[crystal ravine]

that's correct, pewds not one of them, just so many that I can't keep a track and

stephen hawking

lmao

[boreal ermine]

wait what

[agile frigate]

good to see ya too bro, hope ur well

[boreal ermine]

lol

[rain burrow]

Cristiano isn't one either💀

[rigid sinew]

he freaakkkyyy

[boreal ermine]

was bro passin by?

[crystal ravine]

saw so many offensive memes on instafram about stephen hawking when his news came out

[wheat ocean]

wassup yall good day 🫡

[rain burrow]

Jesus

[crystal ravine]

it was like his life's work and reputation went to shit

[boreal ermine]

but that man did so much

naah

[rigid sinew]

that was a meme, i dont think any strong evidence came about him except one picture of him in a dinner party in epstein

almost all celebrities went to his dinner party

[crystal ravine]

instagram at this point is ruthless to anyone

[static roost]

I think that's the issue. Not that they were doing anything fishy, but they probably knew and never said anything because "power"

Maaan i wish i had a private island

[boreal ermine]

mr bweast

[static roost]

Hey, I prefer guantanamo bay.

[boreal ermine]

lemme look up

[static roost]

dam

[agile frigate]

instagram wild af

[boreal ermine]

lol w

[agile frigate]

everyone getting canceled nowadays

[boreal ermine]

detention facility

[static roost]

more like "torture facility"

[rain burrow]

Man I'm hungry

[boreal ermine]

for......

[crystal ravine]

didd

[rain burrow]

Iron

[boreal ermine]

gow

[static roost]

i prefer aluminum. it's low calorie

it's the "light" version

[rigid sinew]

if they even open their their whole career will go to sham. so yea they r scared

[boreal ermine]

try osmium

[static roost]

y u p.

I know now never to take an invitation to a private island

[static roost]

too heavy on my stomach. gets me bloated.

[rain burrow]

I'll try, uranium's on the menu

[boreal ermine]

have u tried Sodium

[rigid sinew]

when ur in the entertainment career u will brother

[static roost]

Okay, that shit is wayyyy too gassy. I don't like it.

[static roost]

I think I will avoid that career then.

[boreal ermine]

$$

[vapid kiln]

sorry i dont stream on weekends its when i look like death warmed over

[rain burrow]

Need to take it for my daily calorie intake

[vapid kiln]

calories ar hard

[static roost]

Arsenic is a good alternative. Less digestive issues.

[boreal ermine]

come to bangladesh

drink some water and that'll be it

[static roost]

Come to west bengal bro. We are actually worse.

[rain burrow]

Noted, but I like to fart

[static roost]

I will never share a room with you.

[boreal ermine]

indian?

[static roost]

yus

[boreal ermine]

khali paani des

[vapid kiln]

thats a wild sentence

[rain burrow]

I don't fart in room, I fart in gym. To get the machines empty

[boreal ermine]

floooodddd

[static roost]

if you eet uranium, does your fart blow things up or does it just smell like 'uranus'?

[rigid sinew]

take a shit bro

[boreal ermine]

eww this conv is getting degenerative

skibiddy skibiddy

[rain burrow]

Idk, you seem like a type of fartsmella, I'd get you a taste

[rough mirage]

👀👀👀

[rain burrow]

[static roost]

degenerative is a physics term. I think the term you're looking for is "skibidi"

[rain burrow]

What is skibidi

[boreal ermine]

already said it

[rigid sinew]

its a toilet brand

[static roost]

Jeffrey Epstein

[rough mirage]

Telling bidhe to ski

[rigid sinew]

i think rawr like jefffrey

[rough mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mauj-karo-keep-it-bhide-tmkoc-be-happy-gif-21364228

[rain burrow]

Oh well hell nah

[rain burrow]

Goat

[static roost]

d a f u q

[dull lynx]

yeah no wonder ure shitting sm

[rain burrow]

Who owns dat

[rigid sinew]

machinima

[boreal ermine]

its just an yt channel with weird af ugly ass stoobid vids that kids watch all day

[rough mirage]

Class sees class

[rain burrow]

I don't know da guy

[rigid sinew]

me too

[rain burrow]

Oh like cocomelon

[rain burrow]

[boreal ermine]

yuh

[boreal ermine]

u can check a vid to grow disgust

[rain burrow]

Nah I'm fine bro. No time to watch a kids channel

[boreal ermine]

cute

[turbid vector]

GRAHHHHH HELLO

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-knight-gif-20509607

[copper zealot]

Hey

[lusty tendon]

mamba

[copper zealot]

I need someone's help , my grades been tanking to around 5/8 in IB. I am a student athlete play d2 rn and got difficulties managing the house , school and basketball

Can some like minded person help me

[rigid sinew]

i called a girl bald in another server

[mellow fulcrum]

big streamers problems, so jealous

[vapid kiln]

i deserve some sleep and church

[sturdy glacier]

who is that guy?

[mellow fulcrum]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_kmprYMW0R/
for our mods

[vapid kiln]

but i got a lot done

how syalls weekends

[rigid sinew]

happy u stream?

[vapid kiln]

i do

not well but i do

[rigid sinew]

yo wheres ur twitch profile.

[static roost]

Gave money to the children

[rigid sinew]

i wanna watch too

[rigid sinew]

a philanthropist

[rigid sinew]

LOL

[sturdy glacier]

ahh

[vapid kiln]

ha

[static roost]

@sturdy glacier (He gave money to the children, but you shouldn't ask "for what?".)

[vapid kiln]

for what?

[static roost]

dumbass

[lusty tendon]

i know whats coming

[sturdy glacier]

ask in #studybuddy ig

[vapid kiln]

:).

[mellow fulcrum]

she is vtuber

[rigid sinew]

naah she is a normal streamer

[vapid kiln]

yeah i would show minecraft if i one knew how to do that and two my skills werent laughable

[sturdy glacier]

nahhh chuld labor

[vapid kiln]

joy

[rigid sinew]

yo love your room. looks comfy

[static roost]

meditate. You sound overwhelmed. You can either decrease workload or try to get more efficient. Meditaiton could help increase efficiency if you can get any benefit from it, but otherwise, your choices are to either decrease workload or sacrifice sleep and sanity for a while.

[rigid sinew]

mine is dull and empty asf lol and i cant dcorate my room too like put posters

[static roost]

no, worse.

[vapid kiln]

welcome to an american dorm room its comfy until you move out

i can do a room tour i probally will

[rigid sinew]

lol. nah bro naaaaaaaah much worse

[sturdy glacier]

okay I'll stop

[vapid kiln]

its pretty cool

[rigid sinew]

u guys have a tv in a dorm room?\

[vapid kiln]

yerp

[copper zealot]

Hella stressed , my schedule is so packed. I have to pull allnighters after practices and still get ass grades

[vapid kiln]

also exercise helps a lot

[rigid sinew]

dayumn lucky

[vapid kiln]

its my roomates so i dont watch it

[static roost]

I'm pretty sure he's tired from basketball

[vapid kiln]

ah

yeah good got your exercise

[sturdy glacier]

i feel u on this one soo real tho

[static roost]

No, don't pull all nighters. That makes you get ass grades.

[vapid kiln]

yessss

[lusty tendon]

U ok?

[vapid kiln]

anddddd advoid coffee

[copper zealot]

Idk what to do , man? parents hella disappointed

[vapid kiln]

i have virtual hugs if need be

well do you have a calender or a schedule

[copper zealot]

I don't

[vapid kiln]

ok lets start with that

uhm you can use a paper

[rotund lichen]

Think about ur self first then parents. Start doing shit for urself

[vapid kiln]

and then here can i dm you real quick?

[copper zealot]

Hold up lemme get some

yea sure go ahead

[rotund lichen]

I mean academic wise not in general

[static roost]

Here's my advice, and it will be controversial

Fuck what your parents think. You can't focus on what they say if you want to be successful. Their job is to worry about their kids success, which is natural, but that is not your job.

Your job is to do your work.

[sturdy glacier]

i am never okay lol ask me anytime😭

[static roost]

First get in that mindset

[copper zealot]

Grades dont matter to me , do to parents so I like try my best

[static roost]

Aight, so lets step back then. What do you want?

[rigid sinew]

as the motto goes. do not let a good day distract you from the failure you are. accept that and work on it

[rotund lichen]

What parents like, they can do that for their own lives. U have ur own, they are living theirs. So it's not their place to tell u how to live it. Im talking regarding the academic stuff and what direction ur life takes.

[rigid sinew]

no offense bro but grades r important even if u choose sports as a career. in this generation its quite important. the world is competitive now

[sturdy glacier]

dayum i wish u tell that to my parents

[static roost]

of course they are, but if there is no reason behind it, it's hard to get motivated. So I think it's better to start from what is a person's ultimate goal

And if they haven't thought about it, of course they will fail

[rigid sinew]

tell it urself dude. the worse that will happen is u will get kicked out. not that big of a deal

[rotund lichen]

That's what i think too. If ur doing stuff for ur parents sake and not urs, u wont find motivation

[static roost]

Well, looks like @vapid kiln is talking to LaAstro. Let's see if she can sort things out.

[rotund lichen]

Ur literally telling them to never say what they want just bc of fear of getting kicked out

[sturdy glacier]

i feel dependent anyways I am a freeloader

[rotund lichen]

U gotta find the balance

[rigid sinew]

lol not that easy in india to say fuck you to parents. part time jobs cant afford basic food here. so yea gotta freeload from parents

[vapid kiln]

cracks knukcles and puts a brain on

[rotund lichen]

I never said to say fuck u to parents

Well ion have time for this hope everything works out for yall

[rain burrow]

Witch

[rigid sinew]

i was born in a divorced family so my mum never forced me to get grades. i guz she felt guilty of not giving me a good childhood. so she lets me take it slow. no wonder she let me study in a community college

[rain burrow]

Some deep talk

[rotund lichen]

Hi carl

[rigid sinew]

when i say fuck u. i didnt mean like get angry and be rebelious asf. i mean like criticizing and going against their wishes is hard here

[rigid sinew]

deep talks with the deep

[rain burrow]

Same thing on my mind

[static roost]

So...... what then? They want you to be a doctor and get an MBBS coz job security, and you want to be a writer. What then?

[rain burrow]

What's happening witch

[rigid sinew]

i dont know man. im not mbbs and i dont like to write

[rotund lichen]

I would be unhappy for the rest of my life if i went with what my mom wanted and studied medicine

Just saying

Im not saying medicine is bad or something, it's just something id never want to study

[rigid sinew]

RAWR about to roar in the chat

[rotund lichen]

Well im studying, deep talks on the side

[static roost]

well.... my point is you can be happy now not getting your parents upset and be sad later with a career you hate, or you can just upset them now and pick your real career.

You'll upset them in one way or the other because you have to make your own deicisions. No one will be the perfect child for their parents.

[rain burrow]

One point is, it's India What are dreams ?

[rain burrow]

Better than backpain

[rotund lichen]

Dont even remind me

[rigid sinew]

i dont know why ur saying this to me. i didnt choose what my mum wanted me to do. infact my mum didnt even choose anything for me. but in general in india parents make their children study that they want us to do

[rotund lichen]

I need sleep so bad

[rigid sinew]

lol

[static roost]

i thought we were just arguing the fact, not in a personal way

[rain burrow]

Man I've been in a car since noon and my backs so dying

[rotund lichen]

Same in bus

[rigid sinew]

ooh in that case. its impossible to argue with them. becuz if we argue too much most indian parents say "i feed and gave birth to you", an observation i saw among my relatives not in my faimly btw

[rain burrow]

22 lakh applicants for an exam w just around like just 2 lakh seats

Every year

[rigid sinew]

which exam has 2 lakh seats?? i thought it was only 20k

[static roost]

I didn't argue with my parents. I simply did something else.

[rigid sinew]

its 20k if im correct not 2 lakh

[rain burrow]

Fr man, I'd rather break my back lifting weights

[rigid sinew]

well ur from america

[rotund lichen]

Id rather not break my back at all

[static roost]

Indian parents. It got them upset, but they just had to accept that I wasn't going to be a doctor. I became an ML engineer instead.

[rain burrow]

All over india, all mbbs to others.

[rigid sinew]

ur an ml engineer now? r u like studying for it

tbh ml engineer is much harder than being an doctor

[static roost]

I'm professionally a bioinformatician now.

[static roost]

Doctor is harder in USA

[rigid sinew]

i thought ur in college

[static roost]

no i graduated a year ago

[rigid sinew]

oh

so how is ml engineer related to this...

[rain burrow]

Bro it isn't like that w everyone, if you stop doing anything you'll be insulted everyday, and time will pass, you'll be out on your own then one day be a jobless man

[static roost]

In the end my parents are okay since im making my own living, but mom still bothers me by explaining how other's children have become doctors and I didn't.

Point is that your parents will always want something out of their children. Hopes and dreams. Reality is that the children are a completely different person and they must make their own decisions for their own good or else they will get stressed trying to make parents happy

[mellow fulcrum]

wtf is this

[rain burrow]

Anyways

[vapid kiln]

should i get an emotional support bird

[rain burrow]

What a wonderful day

[static roost]

May I recommend Duolingo?

[rain burrow]

Birbs are always noice

[vapid kiln]

HE THREATEND ME

HES MEAN IM JUST TRYIN TO LEARN RUSSIAN AND GERMAN

[static roost]

can i dm you something?

[vapid kiln]

SURE

[rigid sinew]

Short attention span detected

[vapid kiln]

i think i we got them back on track with the use of scheduling

[cosmic plank]

(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

[rotund lichen]

Cuteeee

[cosmic plank]

(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[mellow fulcrum]

is this how you looked at that girl on the train?

[rotund lichen]

Who girl

Spill tea

[cosmic plank]

No I look her like this ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡

[cosmic plank]

Just a random cute girl on train

[rotund lichen]

Subway crushes are fun

Keeps my day going ngl

[graceful tangle]

hows youuu

[graceful tangle]

this is so cute

[turbid vector]

giving praise onto the epitome of soft puppycoded femboy twinks

[turbid vector]

how about you ?

[graceful tangle]

i am just relaxing rn i studied today

[graceful tangle]

and whos that

[turbid vector]

a group of minorities probably

[graceful tangle]

[rotund lichen]

I sneaked into senior's discord

In hopes of getting hands on notes

All they have are memes

[graceful tangle]

i got so many hk emotes

[rotund lichen]

About our prof

[graceful tangle]

hilarious

show me

[rigid sinew]

Kewl

[turbid vector]

u joined the server?

[graceful tangle]

Ye

[flint jolt]

what hk

oh wait i know

[boreal ermine]

hi

do you think it's time to get a girlfriend chat

[flint jolt]

No

[boreal ermine]

why

[rigid sinew]

Yes

[boreal ermine]

why

[rigid sinew]

For whom btw

[boreal ermine]

me ofc

[rigid sinew]

Oh. Yes then

[zinc sail]

Why want a girlfriend when you have studies?

[boreal ermine]

exams ended lol

[rigid sinew]

U can't kiss your studies goodbye

[rotund lichen]

I can just left em hanging

[rigid sinew]

I don't know what ur talking about. I was never in a relationship

[mellow fulcrum]

and how was ur face when you talked to her

[cosmic plank]

ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ

[cosmic plank]

(⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)

[rigid sinew]

Guys i think I'm obsessed with a girl. How do i get rid of her from my mind

It's ruining my productivity

[mellow fulcrum]

time

[rigid sinew]

Its been a week

[mellow fulcrum]

or just ask her out

[rigid sinew]

Can't

[mellow fulcrum]

hmm, then just avoid her

don't be at places where you can look at her

[rigid sinew]

Aah that could work maybe

[mellow fulcrum]

or get obsessed with anime character

[cosmic plank]

Be toxic with her

[mellow fulcrum]

why are you giving advice

[cosmic plank]

Sorry mb

[cosmic plank]

I know my place

[mellow fulcrum]

lmao it's fine, you should talk to her next time

[turbid vector]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-the-knight-dance-break-dance-spin-gif-26042207

[rigid sinew]

Is this ur new 2d cartoon crush

[turbid vector]

yea it is

[rigid sinew]

Man I think ur toodeesexual

[mellow fulcrum]

is this edlin rong

[rigid sinew]

The person im obsessed with is an anime character

[mellow fulcrum]

oh, get a life then

[rigid sinew]

Im kidding

[mellow fulcrum]

me too

[rigid sinew]

Btw how to get obsessed anime character

[mellow fulcrum]

easy way or hard way

[rigid sinew]

I dont wanna the hard way...

Since ur a sus person

[mellow fulcrum]

😭

The easy way is to get her body pillow

The hard way is something i can dm you

[rigid sinew]

Nah man i dont want a dm

[vapid kiln]

why am i a accident magnent

attacked by a drone chased by a massive bug falling UP the stairs

ran smack n a door

[mellow fulcrum]

come on

[mellow fulcrum]

big streamers problems

[rigid sinew]

I already know what u gonna send bro

[vapid kiln]

it hurts

[rigid sinew]

What hurt

[vapid kiln]

drone falling upstairs tripping running into doors

[rigid sinew]

How does the drone fall upstairs. It should go downstairs right

[vapid kiln]

drone attacked me

i fell going up the stairs

i want into a door post

[flint jolt]

idk, i just said it

[rigid sinew]

<@&942391219206647828>

[vapid kiln]

i busted my chin i dont even bruise anymore

[tidal basin]

got it

[raw lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

either you're too fast or I'm too slow smh

[tidal basin]

both

[raw lichen]

[tidal basin]

😭

[raw lichen]

smh

[tidal basin]

ok will give u 5min for next one

[rigid sinew]

Not a clear and concise answer

[flint jolt]

sorry :(

[vapid kiln]

damn

[rigid sinew]

Looking cute melisa

[tidal basin]

i be like that

[rigid sinew]

Dude i called a girl baldy in lofi server and she said "stfu eboy shit"

[vapid kiln]

thats wild

[dull lynx]

hi

[dull lynx]

BALDIIII

[boreal ermine]

Hello World

[dull lynx]

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.A-pTeFCWZ4Ss_n_2djya3AHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

[patent oar]

Goodbye world

[rigid sinew]

Hlo baldy

[dull lynx]

HI fatcat bye samsam

[patent oar]

Bye bye

[dull lynx]

bru dont call me that

[rigid sinew]

Dude no. Dont give hp

[dull lynx]

check this out

[rigid sinew]

Theres still hope

[rigid sinew]

Ok baldy I won't call u that

[patent oar]

Naaah not today

[rigid sinew]

Looks sus

[dull lynx]

makes me feel horrible cuz im bald

jk im bald btut its chil

[rigid sinew]

Lol bald

[dull lynx]

LMAOO BALDY RE,MINDS ME OF BALDI

[mellow fulcrum]

i got ping

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HER HAHAHAH

[dull lynx]

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3GnK2JFWYPqlrQYvDnmapwHaEK&pid=Api&P=0&h=180

[mellow fulcrum]

ip tracker

[meager siren]

https://youtu.be/JzUuPguQ0pA?si=3HHCMJzo3slft3iz

[dull lynx]

too bad i couldnt care less

[rigid sinew]

She was acting all pick me and hornie and weird in the chat so I thought of messing with her

[rigid sinew]

Eh?

[flint jolt]

Okay fair enough then

[dull lynx]

deserved

pick me girls makew me wanna kms

[rigid sinew]

Says one

[dull lynx]

im not pickme

esp girls who talk all flirty and shi in class to the teachers

ILL PISS OFF

[rigid sinew]

Educational

[meager siren]

DEEP

[rigid sinew]

Hi not pickme

[dull lynx]

hie git gud

[rigid sinew]

"Hie" git gud

Oh shit

[dull lynx]

i miss my fren sm

[dull lynx]

"gud"

[rigid sinew]

Whats that

Dont know wat u talking about

[dull lynx]

ill editsnipe u so bad

[rigid sinew]

I saw that

[dull lynx]

bro lowkey my keeb got roundkeycaps its kinda tough to type

without typos

or maybe its just me

[rigid sinew]

Round keyboards r weird

[dull lynx]

ITS SO CUTE PASTEL BLUE

[flint jolt]

It's funny honestly

[dull lynx]

anyways i used to type so well back then

[dull lynx]

seriously they think theyre sleek

AND I HAD A FRIEND WHOD DO THAT TO 60 YEAR OLD TEACHERS AAAAH

[rigid sinew]

I once kissed a girl when i was in kindergarten. Is this weird

[dull lynx]

my cs teacher saw me once and said "wow v good saashi"

[dull lynx]

IM WHEEZING THATS SO CUTE

[flint jolt]

It's quite normal dw

[rigid sinew]

Thank god

[flint jolt]

Help 😭 parental issues

[dull lynx]

i used to sleep on this one guys shoulder in 3rd grade.

[rigid sinew]

I would be dead meat if her parents knew tbh

[flint jolt]

It's kindergarten. Issoke

[dull lynx]

he would brush me off sm and we even had a horrible fight when i hit him once and he cried

[sturdy glacier]

dude you guys are so sociable the first time i held hands with a girl (other than my family) was in grade 11 that too my bestie held my hands

[rigid sinew]

Alot of Girls love older man. Its kinda normal. Girls in my college r more into their professors than the students

[rigid sinew]

I thought u were a girl

[dull lynx]

girl im one of them BUT acting upon it is kinda weird LOL

[rigid sinew]

Dayumnnnn

[sturdy glacier]

thats how unsociable i am

[dull lynx]

man if i talk abt my history youll be so disgusted LOL

[sturdy glacier]

what did you do?

😭

[dull lynx]

i was too young

bruh i had a guy friend and we would sit together in 9th grade and we would playfight sm

[rigid sinew]

Bro if someone kissed my daughter i wont lie i might beat his kindergarten ass

[dull lynx]

my physics teacher kept asking why we fought sm

[rigid sinew]

Wait when i say kiss i dint mean normal kiss btw

[dull lynx]

😭 then one day i was so happy i told him to shake hands w me and my teacher saw me

i didnt know she was behind me

[rigid sinew]

Ur cooked bro

[flint jolt]

Dying

[sturdy glacier]

i can imagine had lots of people doing that throughout school and I was just like judging them in the corner being all eww

[dull lynx]

she was chill tho she went "no fighting today?"

[dull lynx]

PLSS IK IT WASNT CRINGE

we would js roast each other

he was a nice guy, too bad he had to move away cuz of studies

[sturdy glacier]

i saw a girl saying stuff like side eye criminal offensive side eye and it was all like karan stawwwp ykwim

[rigid sinew]

He moved to another continent?

[dull lynx]

omg no thats not how it is

[dull lynx]

no, you know kota?

[nimble badge]

i have never done that at all 💀

[sturdy glacier]

okay then u're good

[dull lynx]

the stawwwwppp is so cringe

[sturdy glacier]

what held hands?

[nimble badge]

Yes

[sturdy glacier]

fr

[rigid sinew]

One of the students in a public school in my hometown got another student from his class pregnant

[dull lynx]

ayo

[rigid sinew]

The place famous for that... Meme?

[mellow fulcrum]

what i missed

[sturdy glacier]

dw it was just my bestie and that too once

[dull lynx]

whaa what meme

[mellow fulcrum]

rope and fan

[sturdy glacier]

dont ask 💀

[rigid sinew]

U dont know kota meme?

[dull lynx]

OH THERES SM MEMES ON THAT

[rigid sinew]

Lol

[dull lynx]

ofc i do

[rigid sinew]

Is that guy still alive

[dull lynx]

this why i text him once in a while and comfort him

[mellow fulcrum]

not mentally

[sturdy glacier]

the one who played in the series?

[dull lynx]

parents are brutal putting sm pressure in kota

[rigid sinew]

What is kota. Is it a place or institution

[dull lynx]

nice series

[dull lynx]

city

[rigid sinew]

City of institutions?

[dull lynx]

kids go there for yk competitive exams prep and shit

mhmmhmh yeah

allen and shi

[sturdy glacier]

i didnt watch it

[rigid sinew]

Whats so special abt that place. U get vibes or something?

[dull lynx]

i didnt watch the new season pura, its kinda unrealisitic

[rigid sinew]

Oh soo all these coaching centers r there

[dull lynx]

YEAH\

like a coaching hub

i can hear it in his texts how bad hes doing

[sturdy glacier]

ikr i legit thought it was a famous coaching centre with lots of toppers n then i realise its a whole ass city called coaching hub with all the Coaching which we can get in our cities too

[dull lynx]

he couldve done it from here too, even my citys good for jee prep

[tidal basin]

GUYS

IMAGINE

[dull lynx]

one of my childhood fren did fro here too and hes in a good uni

[rigid sinew]

I actually wanted to join the army or air force instead of going to college

[rigid sinew]

Unable to

[dull lynx]

its cool

[nimble badge]

I am Imagining

[tidal basin]

i wasnt gon say anythin i jus wanted attention

ty<3

[sturdy glacier]

aree humare time nhi aya NCC like it recruited from 8th but we were alr in 9th so missed it by a year

[dull lynx]

PLS

[rigid sinew]

Yea but I can't get in. I've got too many problems

[dull lynx]

like what

[sturdy glacier]

I can give you all the attention you want bbg

[tidal basin]

can you 😏

[nimble badge]

I could’ve used those 15 seconds imagining something else smh /j

[tidal basin]

😭

[rigid sinew]

U need perfect teeth ,symmetrical face, zero allergies. And no reaction to climate changes. Also no conditions like cardiac issue or epilepsy . I failed all of it lol

[dull lynx]

lmfao thats so me

i would kms on the first day

[rigid sinew]

I gave up when they said perfect teeth

My teeth is all fucked up

[dull lynx]

bro if i even see dust i start sneezing so bad

[dull lynx]

us

[nimble badge]

me

[sturdy glacier]

my is too i got my braces and every week or so random bumps appear in my undercheeks i hope my teeth become human

[rigid sinew]

So yea agniveer dream over

[dull lynx]

agniveer hahahah

[sturdy glacier]

why they need symmetrical face lol? model like

[rigid sinew]

That's what its called if im correct

[dull lynx]

yeah u are

[nimble badge]

I wanna leap trough the space, time continuum to punch 5th grade me in the face so that he locks in with dental care

[rigid sinew]

Yea symmetric face. Big chest is all needed

[dull lynx]

i dont know what i wanna do

[rigid sinew]

Its for air force and navy

[dull lynx]

im kinda stupid man

[rigid sinew]

For army u need two hands

[tidal basin]

i think

[flint jolt]

I think

[sturdy glacier]

ong i look like a sick horse

[rigid sinew]

U can think?

[tidal basin]

i wasnt gon say anythin i jus wanted attention again

[tidal basin]

sometimes

[dull lynx]

what if u were melinda and not melisa

[rigid sinew]

I lost my front teeth as a kid

[dull lynx]

HAHAAHAHA MELINDA

man sorry

[sturdy glacier]

or Meliwukake?

[rigid sinew]

I was in toilet at 3 am very drowsy and sleepy asf. And i fell down and broke my teeth

[dull lynx]

yus

noway

[rigid sinew]

Lol i didn't know my teeth was broken lol

[sturdy glacier]

i wish i could change ur name to Meliwukake

[flint jolt]

Alexa play attention by Charlie puth

[dull lynx]

did u like chip it or it gone gone

[rigid sinew]

Next morning i woke up to find half of my teeth Missing

[rigid sinew]

Chipped 3/4

[dull lynx]

oh shi my fren has too

[sturdy glacier]

bhaiii solid idea remove the tooth and put a silver/gold one it'd be soooo cool

[rigid sinew]

Do i look like an indian mafia

[tidal basin]

what does it mean

[tidal basin]

U JUS WANT ATTENTION

U DONT WANT MY HEAAART

idk rest

[sturdy glacier]

nthg

[tidal basin]

oh

[rigid sinew]

U jus want to skfnnanbrndn

[sturdy glacier]

maybe you just hate the thought of me being with someone new

[tidal basin]

You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

OFC I WROTE THIS FROM MY MIND

DIDNT COPY PASTE

[tidal basin]

YEA

[rigid sinew]

Mum said not to trust discord mods

[sturdy glacier]

ohhh what an era Taylor Swift and Charlie Puth was my door to western music those were the days man

[tidal basin]

UR MOM KNOWS ABT DISCORD MODS

im not a discord mod, im a moderator of a study server pLEASEEEEE

IT JUS HAPPENED TO BE IN DISCORD

[rigid sinew]

"Mod"

[dull lynx]

man my mom lowkey saw my discord 2 years ago

[tidal basin]

BC I HAVE THE AUDACITY

[sturdy glacier]

my mom thinks its a school group to study

[rigid sinew]

I bet Melissa wears a fedora

[tidal basin]

💀

no i have curly hair

[flint jolt]

That's crazy

[rigid sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-meme-discord-vc-voice-chat-gif-8990231360457564883

[tidal basin]

my mom knows im a mod even 😭

[flint jolt]

I wonder who else has curly hair

[tidal basin]

WHO

[dull lynx]

LMAOO SHE THOUGHT I WAS VENTING TO STRANGERS ONLIUNE

[tidal basin]

UR BOYFRIENDDD

[flint jolt]

HELL YEAH

[tidal basin]

LETS GO

[rigid sinew]

This a discord mod look fine as hell bwoi

[flint jolt]

LETS GOOO

[tidal basin]

couldnt embed?

[dull lynx]

miau meow

[rigid sinew]

Im broke

[tidal basin]

ahahaha

[flint jolt]

Get good

[rigid sinew]

Pls give nitro ols

[dull lynx]

who broked u

[sturdy glacier]

dang bro isn't that actually waht u were doing

[rigid sinew]

Its a long story u wanna hear it?

[dull lynx]

yes

[dull lynx]

imean yeag

[rigid sinew]

[rigid sinew]

100 usd

[sturdy glacier]

bro would you really fold for a 100 dollar bill?

[agile frigate]

thats a steal

[rigid sinew]

Yea

[tidal basin]

OH STEIN I FORGOT ABT U

[rigid sinew]

Yep give

[sturdy glacier]

hi Stein your weird font name is normal again

[dull lynx]

what abt it

[flint jolt]

Hi stein. Not emo anymore?

[agile frigate]

[rigid sinew]

100 usd for my story

[tidal basin]

SORRY AHAHAHAHHA

i texted gm back

jus rn

:D

:D

:d

[sturdy glacier]

bro's a hustler

[dull lynx]

i dont even have a cent

[agile frigate]

😭

[rigid sinew]

Bro ur bio blinded me. I cant see anymore

[tidal basin]

IT WAS ITACHI MY HUSBAND PLSSSSSSSSS

[tidal basin]

he entered winter early

[rigid sinew]

Lol broke

[agile frigate]

I CAN NEVER DO IT GOOD HUH EIUTFGEIUDFVGV

[tidal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-gif-18240889

look

[agile frigate]

itachi the goat

[sturdy glacier]

is this sasuke?

[tidal basin]

(here he is small im not pedo, he is like at his 20s rn)

[tidal basin]

ITACHI

[rigid sinew]

I love eating goat

[tidal basin]

FUCK SASUKE

[flint jolt]

Itachi is peak emo

[tidal basin]

fr tho

[tidal basin]

NO

[rigid sinew]

Gonna send this to ur bf

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAH

[tidal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-uchiha-naruto-meme-dance-gif-25430263

[dull lynx]

....ok

[sturdy glacier]

okay mb Mel

[tidal basin]

DO I HAVE ONE

[tidal basin]

did u watch the whole series

[rigid sinew]

Yes

[tidal basin]

WHO TOLD U THIS

[flint jolt]

[sturdy glacier]

i dont watch anime

[dull lynx]

u guy know that one new anime

[rigid sinew]

You

[tidal basin]

oh yea

ok i do have bf true

[tidal basin]

oh :(

[dull lynx]

wow i thought mods dont get bitches 😭

[sturdy glacier]

i could watch you all day tho

[tidal basin]

I DOOOOOOOO

[agile frigate]

HAHHAHA

[tidal basin]

see

[tidal basin]

do ❤️

[rigid sinew]

Girl mods doo only boy mods dont

[tidal basin]

WHY WOULD U LAUGH LIKE THAT

[sturdy glacier]

ayee who you calling a bitch

[tidal basin]

@raw lichen ?

[agile frigate]

NOTHING NOTHING

[flint jolt]

Well akschually

[tidal basin]

IM JOKING

[tidal basin]

NIDFJSKNFSJKF

[dull lynx]

about time i becoem a mod

[flint jolt]

So true woot

[tidal basin]

u dont need to 😭

jus go to the dating server @rain burrow used to moderate

[rigid sinew]

Kids should go to nappy nappy not mod

[tidal basin]

and hope on vcs

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[tidal basin]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[flint jolt]

IM DYINGGGG

[tidal basin]

I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THIS SHI STILL LOWKEY

[tidal basin]

@agile frigate DID U KNOW AB THIS

O MY GOSH WHO ELSE TO TELL

[agile frigate]

NO FUCKIN WAY

[rigid sinew]

Is he actually moderating a dating server

[agile frigate]

CARL SPEAK UP

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA EVEN BEFORE HE JOINED JVS OR SMTH PROLYLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[flint jolt]

Modding a dating server sounds like a lot of fun honestly. You get sm tea

[agile frigate]

HHAHA WHAT

[tidal basin]

YEAH BRUH

[dull lynx]

YO WHAT BRUH

[tidal basin]

IDK MAYBE 3 YRS AGO IM NOT SUREEE

@rain burrow come here

[agile frigate]

AYOOOO

[flint jolt]

Carl better share stories

[tidal basin]

BRO HAD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IM SURE

[tidal basin]

FR

[tidal basin]

WOOT DID U NOT KNOW

[agile frigate]

HOW DID U KNOW

[rigid sinew]

I wanna mod dating servers and ban all the people who get girls from there

[tidal basin]

HE SAID IT HERE LMAO

[tidal basin]

😭 become mod and get all the girls

[flint jolt]

You'd get banned yourself

[dull lynx]

giRLLL I DIDNT KNOW OMG

[sturdy glacier]

what happened?

[rigid sinew]

No me admin

[flint jolt]

I think carl mentioned that part of his lore very recently

[rigid sinew]

Alpha mod

[tidal basin]

yeaaah

[flint jolt]

Create a dating server

[sturdy glacier]

what?

[flint jolt]

Him being the mod on a dating server

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHA BUN HE SAID IT HERE RIGHT

[sturdy glacier]

YOOO tf are you serious?

[tidal basin]

IF HE SAID THAT TO ME IN DMS IM COOKED

[rigid sinew]

I think he joking. Dating server doesn't exist

[flint jolt]

I think ?

[dull lynx]

they do

melisa are u an edater...

[sturdy glacier]

when?

[flint jolt]

He said it here. I confirmed it

[tidal basin]

ok then if u know too

[tidal basin]

it does bro

[tidal basin]

NO I WAS NOT THEREEEEE

I WAS NOT THEREEEEE

[rigid sinew]

[flint jolt]

[tidal basin]

like few weeks ago idk

[tidal basin]

I ONLY EIXST IN STUDY SERVERS

[dull lynx]

OK GOOD

[rigid sinew]

Sed people date through discord. Touch some real girl bruh

[tidal basin]

THANK U

[rigid sinew]

Wait something's wrong

[dull lynx]

i have 👅

[tidal basin]

??ikr

[rigid sinew]

No I didnt mean it that way

[flint jolt]

The way you say things I swear

[rigid sinew]

U laughed so can't criticize hahahaaa

[tidal basin]

real girls irl?

my girl bestie tried to kiss me jus last sem fr

[flint jolt]

Yeah it's funny is what I'm sayin

[rigid sinew]

This was weird

[dull lynx]

HAHAHA OMG

[flint jolt]

My girl friends kiss each other

[dull lynx]

sorry im weird

[flint jolt]

Idk it's normal for them

[rigid sinew]

Hi weird

[tidal basin]

she held my head and turned my face to hers and approached me like 😙 LIKEE I HAD TO PUSH HER AWAY LMAO

[dull lynx]

ure such a meanie

[tidal basin]

WE WERE IN A CROWDED PLACE TOO

[dull lynx]

PLSSS CUTE

[tidal basin]

she was gon get us fkeed

[rigid sinew]

Like on the lips?

[dull lynx]

NOWAY BRO GOT SOME GUTS

[tidal basin]

NO IT WAS SCARY so crowded fr

[mellow fulcrum]

what did i miss

[dull lynx]

ME

[mellow fulcrum]

ok i will go back

[flint jolt]

Yeah

[tidal basin]

lips?

[dull lynx]

wtf ky s ill beat u

[flint jolt]

Yeahhhh

[mellow fulcrum]

are we talking about kiss?

[tidal basin]

can i be friends with ur girl friends pwease

[mellow fulcrum]

who are we kissing tonight

[flint jolt]

Like not mouth to mouth but lip to lip if that makes sense. Idk why I'm explaining this

[tidal basin]

OK BEFORE THIS YEAR ENDS IMA KISS A GIRL lets go

or maybe BEFORE THIS SEMESTER ENDS

or

[rigid sinew]

I aint gonna kiss my homie hell nah

[tidal basin]

BEFORE MY LIFE ENDS

[mellow fulcrum]

not tongue to tongue

[rigid sinew]

But u can kiss ur homies goodnight

[mellow fulcrum]

not saliva to saliva

[dull lynx]

a small pucchi u mean

[tidal basin]

bc ure a straight man

[rigid sinew]

So no exchange of saliva

[mellow fulcrum]

no french kiss

[tidal basin]

still im down

[rigid sinew]

Its called smooching bro

[dull lynx]

a kissed a girl on the cheek in 3rd grade out of cuteness aggression

girls were crazy that time

[tidal basin]

BRO i bet kissing a girl feels better than kissing a guy tho like actually

[mellow fulcrum]

omg i use discovered tongue job yesterday

[tidal basin]

why are we talkin ab this in gc i actually felt bad

[mellow fulcrum]

what

[flint jolt]

Just show up and be friends with them haha

[rigid sinew]

I think ur bi

[dull lynx]

got crazy judged

[tidal basin]

im coming

[flint jolt]

I've heard it does

[rigid sinew]

💀

[tidal basin]

im like 3% gay fr

[tidal basin]

yea guys have like

idk

mustache or smth idk

even if they dont

have

its

EW ANYWAY

[dull lynx]

LMFAO

[flint jolt]

Yeah the roughness is there

[tidal basin]

yea

[flint jolt]

Me speaking as though I've ever kissed a guy

[tidal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-i-have-to-go-vomit-hermione-granger-harry-potter-gif-14536935

[tidal basin]

U DIDINT??????

[agile frigate]

WOW WHAT HAPPENED IN A MINUTE

[rigid sinew]

Oh god why did i google that

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[flint jolt]

No..

[rigid sinew]

Miki how im gonna call ur mum bro

[tidal basin]

nooo why

[rigid sinew]

U need to be grounded

[dull lynx]

miki wildin ong

[flint jolt]

Idk???? Just never had the opportunity?

[tidal basin]

jus kiss one randomly (after askin for perm)

im joking dont do this

[flint jolt]

Yeah ill go to a club and go up to random dudes and ask them if I can get a little smooch fs

[tidal basin]

YEA I MEAN THIS IS WHY PPL GO THERE NO

[flint jolt]

[rigid sinew]

I m scared of sleepovers. What if the girls start kissing me while in asleep

[tidal basin]

OUSFDJSKHDFOJPOFDJSDJLFKSFLVJK

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

god help

[flint jolt]

You're funny

[sturdy glacier]

okay I went shitting for a min and you guys out of a sudden talking about quite absurds thing

[tidal basin]

AHHAHAHAHAHHHA MNFIJDKVSKFHJKSJN

[rigid sinew]

Well yea thats how it works. Buy a drink first

[flint jolt]

Idk if there's gay clubs here

[tidal basin]

come istanbul mate

[rigid sinew]

San Francisco

[flint jolt]

No way in hell am I asking a str8 guy I'll get hate crimed

[velvet prism]

other side of the world

[dull lynx]

hope u shit well bro

[rigid sinew]

There r gay clubs in instanbul?

[rain burrow]

Ay what happened

[flint jolt]

Cominggg

[tidal basin]

ISTANBUL* and yes

[sturdy glacier]

i mean its legal so there must be

[tidal basin]

TELL US A STORY ABT UR DATING SERVER

[rigid sinew]

Dayumn

[rain burrow]

[flint jolt]

Never seen one

[tidal basin]

@agile frigate @dull lynx come get seated

[flint jolt]

Hello Georgia!

[dull lynx]

HELLO

[tidal basin]

HELO

[agile frigate]

GETTIN POPCORN RN