general-chat

[graceful tangle]

No. Not that

[turbid vector]

if you mean like effecting peoples psychologal state i guess smile is good (theres a second coming out soon)

[tidal basin]

suits

[turbid vector]

tbf these are all horror movies

[rain burrow]

Oh haven't watched that yet

Sad I can't say anything bout it

[turbid vector]

long legs is also pretty psychological but it isnt scary

its creepy sure just annoying satanism screaming that i found rlly annoying 😭

[graceful tangle]

yea

[rain burrow]

Dahmer

[graceful tangle]

I dont like horror movies, you barely can see anything lol

[rain burrow]

Go watch that

[graceful tangle]

mhm

[turbid vector]

why you watch at night time 😺

[tidal basin]

samee i jus got tons of spoilers

[rain burrow]

It's a series though

[graceful tangle]

I know

[turbid vector]

joker is psychological

watch all of joker movies 🔥

[graceful tangle]

mann .. psychological series..

[flint jolt]

Black swan

[graceful tangle]

its dark in those movies

[rain burrow]

Well well well, then I won't read any

[graceful tangle]

i have watched that

[turbid vector]

you expect to watch a horror movie where its all sunshine and rainbows? 😭

[rain burrow]

Any movie by Darren aronofsky

[turbid vector]

im tryna shit myself watching these movies

when the unexpected happens is best when its dark

[rain burrow]

"KAALO" 💀

[graceful tangle]

No. Likeeee they shoot it in such a way you cant see anything, its so dark, even if you watch it at night

[uneven gyro]

😎 thank you. History is great

[turbid vector]

thats just a you problem then cause even with a full brightness monitor you can still watch shit

[graceful tangle]

And horror movies are not scary at all for me

[graceful tangle]

No i know thats a bunch of other ppls problem too

[flint jolt]

YES IT IS!! I wish I couldve majored in history aa
What are you studying atm?

[uneven gyro]

My profile should say the classes i have rn, but it’s all over the place rn lol

[turbid vector]

history is cool as hell to learn about

[flint jolt]

Oo

[turbid vector]

i mean the last time i met a history major they were a twink idk if there would be any correlation between the two but i thought id let everyone know 😇

i was a pretty epic guy though he was best at trivia obviously 😭

[flint jolt]

history majors are very gay

[rain burrow]

Bros profile is a flash bang

[flint jolt]

Of course.

[turbid vector]

they dont eat at all though

we went to a international buffet and bro only ate salad

[flint jolt]

IT SOUNDS SO INTERESTING AND DIVERSE AA I LOVE THAT

[rigid sinew]

Literally bro

[turbid vector]

me and every math/physics major be doing rounds of food like the fat guys we are 😭 q

[flint jolt]

Wait was that where you met him? During the uni sneak peak thing you had

[turbid vector]

sneak peak? 😭 yea thats where i met him

[flint jolt]

Its okay. You should eat well when you can

[turbid vector]

he sat on our table

[uneven gyro]

Mb lol

[flint jolt]

Idk what else to call it

[turbid vector]

it was like 3 math majors 1 economics major and 4 history major

[turbid vector]

summer school

[rain burrow]

I should start using this app in light mode to avoid getting flashed

[turbid vector]

save yourself man DONT

[flint jolt]

Howd you get 4 history majors and just one econ major that's wild

[flint jolt]

Oh right

[turbid vector]

idk we just kinda ended up with that group for the night

[rain burrow]

Is that DIEGO

[turbid vector]

tbf at the end of the trip all the history wajors left us

[rain burrow]

Za warudo

[flint jolt]

They probably retreated back to their caves

[turbid vector]

it was 6 math/physics majors and 2 economics majors

[flint jolt]

Ohhh

[turbid vector]

other way round 💀

[flint jolt]

LMAOOOO

[turbid vector]

there was a disco and all of the nerds didnt even go

[flint jolt]

Obviously

[turbid vector]

we were playing games in the common room downstars

actual basement dwellers now that i think abt it

[turbid vector]

THE GOAT

[flint jolt]

That's fun. Did you play dungeons and dragons

[turbid vector]

no it was chess first, then we played uno, then we played mafia

mafia was probably the best

[uneven gyro]

As a history major, I love my cave

[flint jolt]

Omg that sounds like a fun time

[flint jolt]

😭 VALID

[turbid vector]

exactly better than the free popcorn and dancing going on in the disco

we are too antisocial for that

[flint jolt]

Of course

[uneven gyro]

Flash bang disabled

[flint jolt]

much better

[uneven gyro]

I didn’t realize how bad it was on mobile

[flint jolt]

Is it not that bad on pc

[tidal basin]

all in spoilers

[flint jolt]

We should have a watch party just saying

[tidal basin]

we shouldddd

in chill rooms

lol

[flint jolt]

Us friends and anyone else who wants to join

[tidal basin]

do u guys even use chill rooms

[uneven gyro]

Didn’t feel as bad, but I’m sure it’s still a bit bright for the average discord gremlin

[flint jolt]

Yessss

[turbid vector]

i remember i did once

[tidal basin]

i never rly used

but im cool w it

[turbid vector]

like a year ago bun remembers that i think

[tidal basin]

ooo

[flint jolt]

I used to. We had karaoke and vc there 😭

[rain burrow]

I didn't lift today and I'm going insane. Gotta pray

[flint jolt]

The game nights 😭

[flint jolt]

Oh for sure I can confirm

[turbid vector]

the game nights 😻

[tidal basin]

ik miki sings so well, do u also

[turbid vector]

we should 100% do a poker game night

[tidal basin]

noooo again u miss????

[flint jolt]

I try to sing and she does yeah

[turbid vector]

your all old as hell itll be perfect

[tidal basin]

i cant sing i sound like 5yo

my brother leaves the room if i sing

[flint jolt]

It's okay you dont have to be good at it ehe

[tidal basin]

ahahaha idm at all

[flint jolt]

You have a brother? I thought you were an only child

[tidal basin]

nooo do i sound so spoiled 😭

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAHA

[flint jolt]

Up vote! (I cant play poker)

[turbid vector]

collin you never took up gambling?

[flint jolt]

No not spoiled. Idk it's just the vibes

[tidal basin]

ahahah i have a younger brother lol

[flint jolt]

We've had this conversation before. Only gacha games!

[tidal basin]

he never shares this info (dk if it was true)

[flint jolt]

I'm actually 36

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHA

[flint jolt]

😔

[turbid vector]

same thing

[flint jolt]

I do gamble then yes

[turbid vector]

just instead of pulling men/women on a screen you pull cards

[rain burrow]

Yeah I overslept

[flint jolt]

I pull for men

[tidal basin]

no wayyyy

[flint jolt]

On otome gacha games

[turbid vector]

yeaaa

[flint jolt]

Lovely

[turbid vector]

whatever those are pretty close to the epic art of gambling with decks of cards

[flint jolt]

Makes sense. We can play

Someone would have to teach me though

[tidal basin]

i love my voice rly jus doesnt go well w singing i guess lmao

[turbid vector]

just learn all the types of combinations and the games straight forward

[flint jolt]

Why do you know more than me

[tidal basin]

can only sing child songs

😭

[turbid vector]

my voice gets bullied by this little birdie here

[flint jolt]

Oh

[tidal basin]

who??

why

[flint jolt]

I like your voice. I've never bullied you !!

[tidal basin]

cant imagine bun bully anyone

[turbid vector]

🇬🇧 need i say more 😎

[tidal basin]

😂

[flint jolt]

Ehehehehe

[tidal basin]

oh are u british

[flint jolt]

Oh yeah this part

[tidal basin]

sm british ppl around lately wha is goin on

[turbid vector]

no im malaysian

[flint jolt]

Mista I havent heard you speak in forever

[tidal basin]

u can do the accent :0

would pick dog

[flint jolt]

Hes lying, hes brit

[tidal basin]

what about my pollll

[turbid vector]

😭

[tidal basin]

oh is he 😭

LMAO

[flint jolt]

Ikr? It's an epidemic

[tidal basin]

ya lolll

[graceful tangle]

oh

[tidal basin]

thought it was jus my logan

[turbid vector]

what is a joule? like the unit for energy?

[turbid vector]

yea

[graceful tangle]

yes

[turbid vector]

damn god forbid us british want to get smart smh

[uneven gyro]

one of those vapes from hish school

[flint jolt]

Not allowed, sorry

[tidal basin]

which accent do u have

[turbid vector]

yea i fw joules heavy

[unique orbit]

we r spreading

[graceful tangle]

Nice

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAH

[flint jolt]

He talks like a parrot

[tidal basin]

😭

[turbid vector]

i dont have a town accent its like the ones youd hear on news

[flint jolt]

Sit down 😭

[turbid vector]

like the common english accent in london

[tidal basin]

oh😭

[turbid vector]

i know too much slang for my polite ass

[uneven gyro]

is that posh? (american btw)

[turbid vector]

posh is bounded the westminister ONLY (center of london)

[graceful tangle]

uditaa

[flint jolt]

[past mauve]

aw it's fine take care of yourself noone, ly too

[tidal basin]

oh hi my wife

[past mauve]

hi mommy

[tidal basin]

i gasped

[past mauve]

i ignored her ass btw melisa

[tidal basin]

NICE

[past mauve]

she is pissed off

[tidal basin]

jus like u should have

[flint jolt]

Whose ass are we ignoring

[past mauve]

cat

[tidal basin]

udis fren

shes dum

[past mauve]

yea

[flint jolt]

Ohh

[tidal basin]

jus ignore more i'd say

[past mauve]

kinda funny when u say it like that bunbun

[tidal basin]

he is ally

[past mauve]

mhm yess ma'am

[flint jolt]

Hehehe

[tidal basin]

[past mauve]

fr

[tidal basin]

i call him

agent p

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-hat-phineas-and-ferb-smirk-squinting-gif-21156768

[flint jolt]

😎

[graceful tangle]

i am yalls fav animal

[past mauve]

like

some people are so chill uk

[flint jolt]

Love me some chill folk

[uneven gyro]

how do you guys type the sound that perry makes?

[graceful tangle]

prtprtpprtprprt

[flint jolt]

He makes sounds?

[tidal basin]

are u fartin

[uneven gyro]

when he's pretending to be dumb

[tidal basin]

am i

[graceful tangle]

pls

[past mauve]

like fr my friend is sleeping well knowingly that he has exam tmrw

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHA

[flint jolt]

Let me roll back some tapes

[past mauve]

like how

[tidal basin]

ok prob should delete this

[tidal basin]

alien

[past mauve]

god sAW thaT

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAH

[past mauve]

in russian accent

[tidal basin]

😭😭😭

not the accent

detail

[flint jolt]

Turning sounds into words is hard

[uneven gyro]

hahaha

[flint jolt]

What did you delete

[past mauve]

fr for example moa-

[graceful tangle]

I put aon my ig note that "i just a boy" my girl friend replies to it with "no u r not" like ?!??! and then refuses to explain

[tidal basin]

oh this is why jules was farting

gosh

[flint jolt]

Jail

[tidal basin]

definitelty not "prt"

[uneven gyro]

feel like there's a g in there

[graceful tangle]

i was not farting 😔 i dont fart, i just a boy 🎀

[tidal basin]

NO URE NOT IS CRAZY

[tidal basin]

ahhahahaha

[past mauve]

aw

[graceful tangle]

Right

[flint jolt]

Yes you do

[tidal basin]

yes but i do the same to my friend 😭

[tidal basin]

then never explain

[graceful tangle]

okay if i do it doesnt smell

[flint jolt]

That's a bit odd

[tidal basin]

where is my poll???

[past mauve]

sendd

[graceful tangle]

...

[flint jolt]

Why in the world have I seen 3 polls end in the last 10 minutes

[graceful tangle]

jail

[uneven gyro]

i see them end, but never start

[tidal basin]

aha

[flint jolt]

Start one

[tidal basin]

sent it bb

[tidal basin]

aahahaha

[flint jolt]

HELLO HAHAHHAH

[tidal basin]

BUN U DID NOT VOT

E

TO MY POLL

[flint jolt]

I VOTEDDDDDD

[tidal basin]

choose scipio pls

[flint jolt]

GIRL I DID!!! I VOTED FOR SCIPIO

[uneven gyro]

where's our stickers for voting?!

[flint jolt]

This is called manipulation

[tidal basin]

doesnt show

[tidal basin]

nooo?

[flint jolt]

Okay I did it now

[tidal basin]

he isnt even on rn because he went to sleep

[flint jolt]

Manipulation of votes

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAH

[flint jolt]

You get stickers for voting?

[tidal basin]

i win

[graceful tangle]

Cuz hes old

[tidal basin]

exactly

[graceful tangle]

goes early to bed

[tidal basin]

exactlyyy

[uneven gyro]

AMERICA!!!

[tidal basin]

got the sleeping pills a bit early

[flint jolt]

Poor man getting slandered even though hes absent

[tidal basin]

because he could not see the clock well

and read it wrong

[flint jolt]

Time to obtain citizenship just so I can get stickers for voting

[tidal basin]

poor old man* u mean

[graceful tangle]

they dont look very nice

[tidal basin]

here

[uneven gyro]

voter turnout will go up now!

[tidal basin]

😂

[graceful tangle]

I vote for joms

[flint jolt]

So true

[tidal basin]

agreed

[flint jolt]

James for president

[tidal basin]

man my profile looks so good

how will i ever change this

[graceful tangle]

Mel can you add more stickers?

[flint jolt]

Why is it so white

First kon now you

[tidal basin]

what should i add? do not rly wana mess with the server theme tho

[tidal basin]

😭

[graceful tangle]

Ohh right

[tidal basin]

i use lightmode on most apps

[tidal basin]

but what type 😂

i only added emotes

only this one ig

and

this as well

[graceful tangle]

i have no idea, more mika ig

[flint jolt]

The ping one is mad cute

[tidal basin]

yeah ahahha

goes good in #forest-codes

[tidal basin]

hahahah if u send me

[flint jolt]

What's that

[graceful tangle]

i dont have any sadly

[tidal basin]

when we want a ping for next sesh we react with it

[flint jolt]

Ohhhh

[mighty pilot]

just a survey

What do u guys want/need in a server?

[graceful tangle]

More men

[tidal basin]

not what u had in sr15 today

[flint jolt]

Mlms?

[graceful tangle]

Yea

[flint jolt]

Agreed

[graceful tangle]

theres only 2 gays here

[tidal basin]

AHAHHAHAH

and me

[graceful tangle]

3

[tidal basin]

WOWOWOWOW

[mighty pilot]

my server got a lot of men but it’s still inactive lol

[tidal basin]

WHEN DID I SAY

that "IM GAY"

[flint jolt]

Damn that's a really small number

[tidal basin]

i cant recall

[graceful tangle]

i see, you called hot indian men scammers the other day lmao

[tidal basin]

jules giving no explanation

after calling me gay

[graceful tangle]

rn

[tidal basin]

...

[graceful tangle]

"and me"

2 gays and you

[tidal basin]

2 gays and me

[flint jolt]

Lmaoooo

[graceful tangle]

Ohh like that

[tidal basin]

means im not gay 😂

[graceful tangle]

twink handler

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHA

yeah i am one tho

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHHA NOT THE

[tidal basin]

do u have ur own

[graceful tangle]

twinks and their twink handler gf

[tidal basin]

do u have one @flint jolt

[tidal basin]

😭 best duo

[graceful tangle]

No one can handle me 💅🏻

[tidal basin]

noone?

[flint jolt]

Nope I don't need a twink handler. I'm the one handling my girlies

[tidal basin]

@dry sparrow are u his twink handler?

[graceful tangle]

Like nobody

[tidal basin]

ahahhahaha

[tidal basin]

i jokedddddd

[graceful tangle]

I knowww

[flint jolt]

She's gonna be so confused

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHA

[graceful tangle]

you jokedddd very bad

[tidal basin]

"when did i sign up for this"

[tidal basin]

🥺

[flint jolt]

LMAOOO FR

[tidal basin]

LOL

[graceful tangle]

my girl friend changes bf every week

and on the first date they be discussing their marriage

[flint jolt]

How can I be her

[tidal basin]

so good, why would she stick with only 1

[tidal basin]

i love how she traumatises

[graceful tangle]

And she alsoo tells me its serious this time, and i am like i know youre gonna come later and tell me "julessss its not working"

[tidal basin]

in one week 😭

[flint jolt]

Such truth

[tidal basin]

youre the twink handler, both

[graceful tangle]

The current guy is a surgeon, he told her he will labor(?) their baby lmaoo on the first date and he even proposed her on that first date lmaoo

[tidal basin]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH

[graceful tangle]

True

[flint jolt]

What is this wattpad life

[tidal basin]

IDK IF THIS IS CUTE OR WEIRD

[graceful tangle]

Yeah lmao

[tidal basin]

maybe he should have waited

a bittttt

[flint jolt]

Here i can't even get a man to date me and she's out here discussing pregnancy with her man on the first date

[graceful tangle]

OH WE WERE BOTH LAUGHING when she told me

[zinc sail]

that's terrify, and a surgeon doesn't labor a baby, it's a specialist

[tidal basin]

like till they decided to have a baby or something??

[tidal basin]

yeah this is another point IM DEAD

[tidal basin]

ajahahahahah

[graceful tangle]

Wellllll rightt but her reasoning was that they practice everything during their mbbs

[tidal basin]

her literally in her early 20s and bro thinkin about helpin her deliverin the baby

im dead

[zinc sail]

Well, that's a nope for me, it's both terrifying and not safe at all

[graceful tangle]

well yeah her choice of men is old men, or old looking men yikes

[flint jolt]

Daddy issues

[graceful tangle]

i am like girl you can do better

[tidal basin]

old looking was savage

[flint jolt]

Why is my girlfriend like that too

[tidal basin]

U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

[graceful tangle]

Thats every girl tbh, their taste is shit

[flint jolt]

SHES SO PRETTY BUT DATES DOUCHEBAGS THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKBOYS

[flint jolt]

Girl friend, sorry

[tidal basin]

thank u ||ure kinda right||

[tidal basin]

😭

[flint jolt]

SMH

[tidal basin]

they look good tho

[flint jolt]

No

[graceful tangle]

Never cuz she would ditch you too lmao

[tidal basin]

yea

will show u my ex later

[zinc sail]

And my parents ask why i don't date for now

[flint jolt]

Huh

[tidal basin]

ahahah great choice

[flint jolt]

Show me
I'm very curious

[tidal basin]

i will next time i open insta

[graceful tangle]

Yeah but like "you do you"

I dont feed her delusions anymore

[flint jolt]

Dating in this generation is a curse. I've already accepted celibacy and chastity and bachelor life

[flint jolt]

Bet

[graceful tangle]

Likeee she keeps going back to ex or hookups and cheating and stuff kcjskzna

[tidal basin]

man its scary to stop dating in ur 20s tho

[zinc sail]

Say her that's some random people say she's attracted by red flags and she should stop

[tidal basin]

literally this is when u find someone and marry in like 5 10 yrs

💀

[flint jolt]

No but I said I wanted to be her ? 😭 not be her partner ?¿

[boreal ermine]

What the heck

[tidal basin]

and u decide to stop dating??

[flint jolt]

This is so wild. She's a danger to society !!!

[graceful tangle]

"i aint marrying him anyways"

[rain burrow]

What's happening again

[tidal basin]

will show a yt shorts later 😭

[flint jolt]

We are discussing dating

[graceful tangle]

Lmaoo

[tidal basin]

topic is dating rn

[rain burrow]

What is love

[flint jolt]

I mean fair tbh ye

[tidal basin]

love is not even an option, talkin about dating only

[flint jolt]

Baby don't hurt me

[tidal basin]

AHAHAHAH

[rain burrow]

No moree

[zinc sail]

I have closes friend, and i really thinks i will finish with one of them in village and never socialize again

[flint jolt]

I lowkey have the same plan !

[graceful tangle]

Cheating as in still on dating apps while dating, or talking to other ppl, this time shes serious after onee date lmaoo, she deleted those apps

[tidal basin]

marrying ur bestfriend?

[rain burrow]

Well, seriously why is this chat serious

[tidal basin]

both very ill

[tidal basin]

idk

[graceful tangle]

Umm i thought that too but

[zinc sail]

No my best friend have a boyfriend (that's a error)

[graceful tangle]

Yes girl wont listen

[tidal basin]

ooh

[zinc sail]

I will marry a close friend and people will say she was my roomate

[tidal basin]

i'd do that but he says he wants to see other ppl first

oh well

[rain burrow]

If someone cheats on you for another, you shall go for her mother -Wise oogway

[tidal basin]

at least he agrees at some pointHAHAHAH

[graceful tangle]

Oh option

[flint jolt]

Gosh.. these kinds of people are the ones that make me lose hope of long time partnership

[tidal basin]

we are joking lol

tax purposes marriage joke

[zinc sail]

that's a good plan "look bf/gf mom, this is your child a cheater"

[dry sparrow]

WHO WAHT

[tidal basin]

SO TRUE

[tidal basin]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[graceful tangle]

Yeah and their reason always is "i was cheated on so i became like this"

[graceful tangle]

Thats fun

[flint jolt]

HAHAAHAHHAHA

[tidal basin]

yes

[boreal ermine]

That's a lame excuse

[dry sparrow]

WhAT

[tidal basin]

😭

[rain burrow]

No, I'll cheat on her w her mother instead. Equal passion in everything

[graceful tangle]

NOO LMAOO

[tidal basin]

look what i did to noone

[graceful tangle]

Trauma

[flint jolt]

My bestie and I have made a pact to get married if we have no partner by the age of 40 just for tax benefits

[tidal basin]

become their dad

[zinc sail]

Fun twist

[dry sparrow]

If my date is telling me he will labour our baby im running the other way

[tidal basin]

ahahah

[zinc sail]

"Are u winnin' girl?"

[tidal basin]

this is what we did 😂

[graceful tangle]

AS YOU SHOULD

[rain burrow]

Noone no

[zinc sail]

THIS

[dry sparrow]

yall should do the same. Cuz girl what

[tidal basin]

ahahahah

[flint jolt]

Hate when people use trauma as an excuse to keep causing harm

[flint jolt]

SLAAY

[flint jolt]

Real!

[graceful tangle]

I dont wanna date rn, i wanna be rich first and i dont think i would wanna date then either cuz i dont wanna share my money /j

[rain burrow]

Fr womp womp, and then her family will break apart and I'll dump the mom. Ez

[tidal basin]

very okayish

[tidal basin]

AHAHAHAH

[flint jolt]

Slay girl boss

[light spindle]

hello friends

[graceful tangle]

Hello enamerus

Is that hagrid

[rain burrow]

I deleted a paragraph

[dry sparrow]

BRO WHAT

[tidal basin]

WHY AHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[tidal basin]

i support him

[zinc sail]

that's a fun plan

[rain burrow]

Ay that if she cheats on me.

[dry sparrow]

Each of this statements each giving me mini heartattacks

[flint jolt]

Hellooo

[rain burrow]

I'll give her a little brother

[graceful tangle]

I feel you

[light spindle]

my pfp?

[tidal basin]

im dead

[light spindle]

howdy

[graceful tangle]

Yes

[flint jolt]

JWXJAJZJJWK. 😭😭😭

[zinc sail]

Okay that's terrible that, just become her step dad

[flint jolt]

Good, you?

[tidal basin]

ok i have stuff to do ima be off ig

[flint jolt]

Byebye mel goodluck

[tidal basin]

might text in between

[graceful tangle]

Byebye

[dry sparrow]

Im trying real hard to get the context but i give up

[tidal basin]

ty bun<33

MIGHT TEXT IN BETWEEN

[light spindle]

it's not Hagrid, but comedian Sam Hyde

[rain burrow]

You gotta be a player to play w a player

[graceful tangle]

Oh i see

[flint jolt]

Who is tha

[dry sparrow]

Goodluck baeeee

[tidal basin]

trueeee

[tidal basin]

tyyy<333

[light spindle]

chilling

[zinc sail]

I have the music in mind now

[flint jolt]

Best state lowkey

[graceful tangle]

Chapelle roan

[zinc sail]

Yeah

[light spindle]

Sam Hyde's a pretty controversial comedian. A lot of his stuff I find funny but some of it isn't

[flint jolt]

Oh interesting. What does his comedy revolve around?

[rain burrow]

If her mother's marriage falls apart, and I become her step dad, I'll ground her

[rain burrow]

Yes that's better

[flint jolt]

What is this 😭

[light spindle]

He has a crazy look which I think is funny itself

[dry sparrow]

Yall r crazy

Guess im included

[flint jolt]

Yes

You can't escape noone

We are all crazy

[rain burrow]

And prevent her from meeting that guy whom she cheated with, and then tell him that she's cheating on him. So her life would be ruined. I'll pay for her therapist and when she is getting comfortable with him, I'll cancel her appointments, and then when she finally has nothing, I'll dump the family

[light spindle]

the stuff I find funny is the crazy, destructive mad man style comedy he does, and the stuff I don't particularly like as much is his political comedy.

[rain burrow]

Accurate justice for cheating

[flint jolt]

Carl stop writing stories in your head and get yourself to bed

[zinc sail]

"REST IN YOUR ROOM CHEATER"

[flint jolt]

Ahh I see

[zinc sail]

"Your mother didn't educate you like that !!! :< "

[dry sparrow]

NEPHEW calm calm

[graceful tangle]

Rahul is a cheater, rahul is a cheater! Cheater!!! Except rahul isnt

[rain burrow]

We all are a little crazy, today I didn't get to lift so I can't be sane

[dry sparrow]

U and ur lifting

U and ur lifting

[rain burrow]

Fr I'll give her a phone but won't pay for the internet. Social media who

[rain burrow]

Ay bro whaa

[graceful tangle]

i just rmb the movie dialogue lol

i am dumb

[rain burrow]

Oh well then

[dry sparrow]

Tht sounds sus

[graceful tangle]

how 👀

[rain burrow]

If I can't lift weights, I'll lift dates😼

[flint jolt]

This is so ideal

[dry sparrow]

Idk boi. It just does accept it

[flint jolt]

Hi dumb im dumber

[graceful tangle]

oke

[dry sparrow]

OH PLEASE

[rain burrow]

Getting ready for the worst case scenario. I mean mental truma is the best treatment for a cheater. I'll get someone to catfish her to cheat on person she's cheating w 😆

[zinc sail]

I just remember i have a date in november/december (we didn't decide yeet when), it's in exposition of the Little Prince :D

[dry sparrow]

[graceful tangle]

exposition meaning?

[zinc sail]

Weeeeeeeeeel a let me google trad

[rain burrow]

Ayy bros going on a date

[graceful tangle]

kdkiahsj huh

[zinc sail]

exhibition :D

[flint jolt]

You're still going 😭😭 so slay Carl I agree

[zinc sail]

Yeah, with a friend :D

[graceful tangle]

The book exhibition?? Thats so cute

[flint jolt]

DATEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[rain burrow]

No one's gonna date me cz when we go in a restaurant imma just be sitting blank. Cz I eat nothing outside of my macro limit

[flint jolt]

OMG I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST TIME +++ THE EVENT SOUNDS SO FUN I LOVE THE LITTLE PRINCE NSNXKC

[rain burrow]

Wuhu that's a win. Goodluck brother

[flint jolt]

Friend date or date date

[graceful tangle]

Me too

[tidal basin]

ayy who is the traitor? thought we do not date in this chat

[graceful tangle]

I have a boyfriend

talk about yourself

[tidal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-monkey-shocked-mouth-open-gif-16459002

[rain burrow]

I have a iron friend

[tidal basin]

im married

[graceful tangle]

lovely

[flint jolt]

I wonder who it is

[zinc sail]

At the start he was just me going alone at the exhibition, and it's a friend who leave next to it so she says we can go together and after a while on a fun vocal we said "let's go say it's a date"

[rain burrow]

I escaped child support

[tidal basin]

wonder too

[tidal basin]

...........

[turbid vector]

congrats 🧀 🎊

[tidal basin]

thank uuuu

[rain burrow]

💀 unhinged

[tidal basin]

win rizz

[graceful tangle]

Thats so cutee

[flint jolt]

I'm even more confused. Is it a date or not 🥹

[zinc sail]

i'm confused too

[rain burrow]

Hell yeahh, W

[graceful tangle]

Hi confused too i am d-

[flint jolt]

GIRLS ARE SO CONFUSIGNGGG

[tidal basin]

sounds like a date

[tidal basin]

noo?

[turbid vector]

yes

[tidal basin]

no bruh

[flint jolt]

Have you seen lesbians.

[turbid vector]

yes they are

[tidal basin]

girls are so obvi

[tidal basin]

even theyre so fine

girls give hints & take hints

[graceful tangle]

Have you seen bisexuals?

[tidal basin]

yea...

[graceful tangle]

jfiasaj my girl friend is one

[rain burrow]

I've heard of biceps 😆

[zinc sail]

Okay that's one is agressive because my date and me are two bisexual

[graceful tangle]

That same girl

[graceful tangle]

Accurate, then youre confusing /j

[flint jolt]

Idk my girl friends always seem to struggle with dating other queer ladies because things are very different? In the sense that a lot of things girlie's do with their friends can also be interpreted as romantic

[zinc sail]

Friend but wife at the same time, but really friends but everyone say we are roomate /pan/

[flint jolt]

Goodluck

[graceful tangle]

mine complains how theres not enough women to date

[zinc sail]

One thing, communication

[flint jolt]

Yeah that's very important !

[flint jolt]

I've met more queer women than queer men but maybe that's because im a gay man and it's the same thing all over but vice versa for them

[graceful tangle]

I dont have enough queer drama going around me, its so fun to watch, thats why imma watch drag show

[graceful tangle]

Yeah right

[flint jolt]

I love drag race

[turbid vector]

gay drama is the most peculiar thing ever

[zinc sail]

still thinking about the fact a Little Prince exhibition is pretty much a queer date in sterotype

[turbid vector]

especially gay men 😭

[hollow nacelle]

You ruined my childhood

[graceful tangle]

what other dates are queer stereotypical dates

[zinc sail]

Library

[graceful tangle]

I love

[flint jolt]

Teehee

[graceful tangle]

aquarium?

[flint jolt]

Aquarium library picnic

I wanna go on a gay coded date now

[turbid vector]

probably some of the most entertaining thing ever gay drama irl

[graceful tangle]

Thats so true, those are legit the places i would like going to

[zinc sail]

I say yes directly for that

[dry sparrow]

SOMEONE SAID AQUARIUM LIBRARY PICNIC

[turbid vector]

sitting through my friend go through a phase with his relationship is was tragic but halarious

[zinc sail]

I wanna see Jellyfish with a book and sketchbook in my hand

And a pretty lady with me

[rain burrow]

I go everyday, w bros. At gym. is it a date

[flint jolt]

THE DICHOTOMY OF WANTING TO ROOT FOR THEM AND COMFORT THEM WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LAUGHING AT THE ATROCITY IT IS SO REAL

[turbid vector]

mfs not in an anime 😭

[flint jolt]

This is so ideal

[dry sparrow]

Umm not gay but i'd like to tag along as a pretty lil fren

[graceful tangle]

Ohh i was once waiting in a queue and a flamboyant guy was fighting with the person behind the counter 😭 he took the whole office by storm broo, i had so much fun, he looked at me and said "youre being entertained huh" lmaoo idk if he was gay, but my gaydar said so

[zinc sail]

My friend is a pretty lady

[lusty tendon]

Your gym bros sound so cool to me

[turbid vector]

never seen dichotomy being used in a sentence before

[flint jolt]

Of course! The token straight friend

[graceful tangle]

OMGGG thats an ideal date fr

[dry sparrow]

Library outings are so my thing

[flint jolt]

My sociology class vocabulary has penetrated into everyday language 🚶‍♂️

[turbid vector]

gaydars are sometimes the most unreliable pieces of shits ever 🥹

[flint jolt]

YES

[zinc sail]

And she always ask when i went to the aquarium and always listen whe i yap about the little jellyfish and the sharks !

[turbid vector]

PENETRATED?>? 😭 moving up in class with this vocab

[lusty tendon]

You guys go on dates 🥲

[rain burrow]

Yes I never had more fun in my life than having a lot of weight on my shoulder before a bench. And a bro spotting w his balls on my face cz thats all I can see 💀

[graceful tangle]

wait did that guy who told you randomly that hes gay, was the same guy you met at that history summer school?

[turbid vector]

dont worry brotha youll get there soon (ive never been on a date before)

[flint jolt]

Okay I'll go back to peasant language

[graceful tangle]

Yeah right

[flint jolt]

You're 17 it's okay

[rain burrow]

No, what is love (again)

[flint jolt]

Universal truth

[turbid vector]

no he told us he was gay when we was at summer school but theres this guy at my gym

[zinc sail]

I have my first date in two month with a friend

[graceful tangle]

which is why i pair my gaydar with my investigation skills

[lusty tendon]

Lmaoooo

[hollow nacelle]

🚬

[turbid vector]

ive never spoken to him but his body language just screams homosexual to me

[flint jolt]

Investigaytion

[graceful tangle]

OHH TELL ME

[turbid vector]

hes jacked aswell dude

[lusty tendon]

How do you even wait for two months 😭

[zinc sail]

500 km apart

[rain burrow]

Elden ring

[zinc sail]

And the exhibition open only in two month

[graceful tangle]

Why are there so many gay guys around mista, where do you live? Wonderland?

[flint jolt]

Omg? Kids these days love going to the gym eh

[zinc sail]

MIATAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hollow nacelle]

Lol

[graceful tangle]

Ohhhh

[zinc sail]

Wait, i didn't read correctly

[graceful tangle]

Whats that

[flint jolt]

SAME QUESTION
I NEED MORE GAYS IN MY LIFE

[zinc sail]

Same thing, gay guy are around miata (Mazda car) with the pop up light

[graceful tangle]

RIGHT lets make a GAYNG

[hollow nacelle]

What a coincidence really

[flint jolt]

SlAAAAYYYY

[graceful tangle]

What is

[flint jolt]

What is

[zinc sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-up-headlights-miata-gif-14949580

Damn i keep forgot about the gifs and patreon

[graceful tangle]

Is he gonna come out

[flint jolt]

This is propaganda

[tidal basin]

u can always boost the server

[flint jolt]

Anticipatory gay

[graceful tangle]

Tensorphobia are you gonna come out to us

[hollow nacelle]

To have everyone agree on same thing

[zinc sail]

No, it's suffering

[graceful tangle]

LMAO

[zinc sail]

I boost my found familly server already

[tidal basin]

im jokin ahhahaha

[flint jolt]

What have we agreed on

[graceful tangle]

Youre like that "i have reached out to you for your cars extended warranty"

[tidal basin]

hahahahaha

[flint jolt]

Are you 👀

[tidal basin]

no

😂

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHA

[graceful tangle]

Melody

Melanie trump

[hollow nacelle]

Agree on this

[flint jolt]

My melody

[graceful tangle]

So are you one?

kfjskankdks

Dont be shy tell us

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAJ because we are sort of the same demographic?

[flint jolt]

You're so eager for companionship and it shows

[graceful tangle]

NOOO PLS

[hollow nacelle]

Lol

[turbid vector]

yes

[graceful tangle]

not companionshipe

[turbid vector]

literally everyone from my year group goes to the gym nearby

even schools near us its like a turf war sometimes there

[hollow nacelle]

Well I'm against all form of sexual repression

[graceful tangle]

Nice have a good day ||i dont understand what you said||

[flint jolt]

Companionship as in community hun

[lusty tendon]

Lol || I don't either||

[turbid vector]

need to find the gays that match your flow dude thats how you find the one 😔

[hollow nacelle]

Probably @flint jolt got what I meant

[graceful tangle]

okay right, then youre absolutely correct

[flint jolt]

I can't do that when the circle is the size of my palm

[graceful tangle]

are you calling me dumb /j

[turbid vector]

just make your cirCUMference bigger

[hollow nacelle]

Why would I

[flint jolt]

Ally

[flint jolt]

How do i

[graceful tangle]

Oh

[turbid vector]

idk arent you a social butterfly

[tough grove]

what have i come back to

[graceful tangle]

He couldnt say ALLY

[turbid vector]

you should be doing the answering not me

[tough grove]

henlo

[graceful tangle]

What is against sexual repression

[turbid vector]

like

you dont like talking about your ssexuality

[flint jolt]

No

[graceful tangle]

oh? I dont think thts what it meant

[turbid vector]

or sum along those lines i heard of someone use the words in a loong time ago

[hollow nacelle]

Ok bare on me

Sex is psychological need

[turbid vector]

you act like one in social media 😠

[flint jolt]

Love how we are all decoding it

[flint jolt]

😞 it's a fake persona

[turbid vector]

"a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different."

[flint jolt]

Gay rights

[turbid vector]

google disctionary

[hollow nacelle]

We need to acknowledge it, and cherish it

[turbid vector]

WAIT thats sum e lse

[graceful tangle]

And lefts, gays everywhere

[flint jolt]

Sexual liberation shit lmaooo

[turbid vector]

"a state in which a person is prevented from expressing their own sexuality or sexual orientation"

[hollow nacelle]

Or denied sexual fulfillment

[turbid vector]

google 🤤

[graceful tangle]

ohh so hes ally

[turbid vector]

ally is forever changed in my brain chemistry istg

[graceful tangle]

🍈 I see you

[hollow nacelle]

Sexual repression will lead only to more rape and sexual ignorance

[tough grove]

gotchaaa

[graceful tangle]

Bro

[turbid vector]

hwat

[flint jolt]

Ally is just support in any way so

[graceful tangle]

i asked if youre gay, how did you go that far 😭

I love pinterest

[turbid vector]

its sum to do with uk slang thats hard to describe in words but the phrasing on ally is the same as saying "am i right" in slang in the uk

[graceful tangle]

They notify me at various times and tell me that my taste is good

[turbid vector]

and ive known this before i even knew what the word ally meant so its just unchangable now

[graceful tangle]

And its just greek fictional men

[turbid vector]

ts so real 😭 but annoying sometimes i like a clean notification board

[flint jolt]

Oh sweet

[graceful tangle]

Hahahah its clean, its mostly art

I was thinking mista is indian all this time

[turbid vector]

no cause i get like an image of kanye west with "these pins are so you!" like ??? 😭 thanks man but what

[flint jolt]

He's your mascot atp

[graceful tangle]

NOT KANYE

[flint jolt]

Makes sense

[turbid vector]

honestly

[graceful tangle]

I also thought mista was a girl?

[turbid vector]

fanatic about him but im a calmer guy now

[turbid vector]

bro 😭

[graceful tangle]

Wait who said they confessed a guy and he turned out gay?

Was it pihu

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAHA

IM CRYINGGGGGGG

[graceful tangle]

Lol

So mista is straight? Is why he was complaining about gay guys? Ifjsjsjk i am so confused

[turbid vector]

yes im your ordinary boy

[graceful tangle]

sweet

"i just a boy"

[turbid vector]

cause im built different (i dont complain i just am surrounded by them sometimes)

[flint jolt]

LMAOOOO

[graceful tangle]

You got a better gaydar than me

[turbid vector]

i have many stories about gay people in my life

[graceful tangle]

Story time

[flint jolt]

How can I be you :(

[turbid vector]

live in western country

mainly america

[graceful tangle]

western countries sound so scary to me

i legit imagine war and nothing else lol

[turbid vector]

we got the most weird people

[flint jolt]

I'm moving there soon

[graceful tangle]

Yesh i have heard

[turbid vector]

oooo i wanna ask where but i respect the privacy

[graceful tangle]

It looks dystopian

[turbid vector]

not even

i havent been to america so i cant describe that

[graceful tangle]

Ohh i mean like the architecture

[flint jolt]

I don't know yet. Are you coming too

[turbid vector]

but european countries are beautiful

[graceful tangle]

Yeah they are, i wanna go country side italy

[turbid vector]

if its in europe i can get there under £100

[flint jolt]

European architecture 🥰

[turbid vector]

venice italy

[graceful tangle]

Yes beautiful

[turbid vector]

is so nice i rlly wanna go there actuallya dream destination

[graceful tangle]

Rightt

[flint jolt]

Well you shooed me away from england 😞

[graceful tangle]

My heart is buriedd in veniceee

waiting for someone to take it homeee

[flint jolt]

I LOVE THAT SONG WNCNEKFKDKFKFK

Ricky Montgomery my love

[turbid vector]

i take it back but its mainly because ive lived here 17 years of my life

[graceful tangle]

I LOVE RICKY MONTGOMERY

[turbid vector]

im very criticising of my own country 😭

[graceful tangle]

I am mister loveman and i miss my lover mannnn

[turbid vector]

like anyone would really

[flint jolt]

I can understand you

[flint jolt]

Mister lover man is so gay coded

[graceful tangle]

I KNOW RIGHT i love singing this and confusing straight people

[dull lynx]

yes

[graceful tangle]

like "oh yure gay?" Noo look "its lover mann and not loverman"

[lusty tendon]

Gundi how you doing!!

[graceful tangle]

But deep down i sang it loverman

[turbid vector]

no why

im a manly man im not girl

[flint jolt]

UGH SO TRUE

[flint jolt]

Amen

[flint jolt]

You're girl

[graceful tangle]

Yes sir your just a boy 🎀

[zinc sail]

Manly man are babygirl in deep of their heart

[turbid vector]

😶 🏳️‍⚧️

[flint jolt]

Accurate

[graceful tangle]

RIGHT i love men in love

[tidal basin]

dont like manly manly man

[flint jolt]

I LOVE YOUR USE OF- HAHAHHAHA

[graceful tangle]

They soo cute when they are in love

[flint jolt]

Omg men in love? So pure

[turbid vector]

exaaaactly see you get it

[flint jolt]

Anyone in love? So pure 🥰

[graceful tangle]

Yeah its soo wholesome when men show emotions

[turbid vector]

nuh uh 😭

[zinc sail]

You'll never saw a man act more gay than a manly manly man

[graceful tangle]

Yeshh

[tidal basin]

no its just ass when they do not

[tidal basin]

😭

[graceful tangle]

Right?!

[tidal basin]

and just normal when they show

[flint jolt]

STOP

[graceful tangle]

oh

[turbid vector]

you guys see this on the outside men ESPECIALLY straight men when they are into someone is everything but wholesome from another mans perspective its the best form of comedy ever

[turbid vector]

real

[zinc sail]

It's wholesome, men who judge men for showing emotion are just coded by old abused behavior and sexism

[flint jolt]

I am confused

[turbid vector]

their TRADITIONAL mindset

[rain burrow]

Can't even understand what's happening anymore

[tidal basin]

HHAAHHAAH

[turbid vector]

thats the excuse my friend uses on me

[zinc sail]

Since then, i'm going to buy some drink so i'm off a little bit

[turbid vector]

i aint traditional enough because i accept too much about whats going on in the world 😭

[tidal basin]

i hop into chat every 5min and i lose nth in between meanwhile losin sm

topic changes every min

[zinc sail]

Yeah, that's traditional and generation trauma, they need to break the cycle

[turbid vector]

good you should gatekeep yourself from this

[flint jolt]

:( explai n!

[dull lynx]

you're a girly man

[graceful tangle]

Yeah i get it

[rain burrow]

Literally me

[turbid vector]

from my perspective ion really give a shit if someones feeling transgender or gay or whatever bro aslong as i can live my life eacefully its fine by me but some of those people want to PROJECT themselves its insane

[tidal basin]

🫂

[flint jolt]

Oh some people be out there haha

[turbid vector]

dawg i cant even speak to girls irl you think i have a hint of girly in me

social anxiety is a curse

[dull lynx]

dang whys every guy like this

[turbid vector]

NUH UH

[flint jolt]

EXPLAIN

[turbid vector]

cause were all built from the same formula

[graceful tangle]

wdym project themselves

[turbid vector]

when it happens to you one day when a man comes to you about his relationships and starts saying the most outrageous shit ever is when youll understand 😭

[flint jolt]

....... what

[graceful tangle]

Hes being too specific

[turbid vector]

you ever see mfs that care too much if some random guy on the street is gay or something and then behind the guys back rant on about how they are [insert homophobia] ect

[turbid vector]

best keep the best moments of a friendship with a guy hidden

[graceful tangle]

Ohhh i thought you were talking about queer ppl projecting themselves 😭

[turbid vector]

nooo other way round 😭

[graceful tangle]

Okay got it

[graceful tangle]

mhmm

[dull lynx]

the only projection I fw is projectile motion 🔥🔥

[turbid vector]

not even dude

[flint jolt]

Projectile tests are personality tests

[turbid vector]

my physics teacher has done me dirty with pm

[graceful tangle]

i get you honestly, if i was straight and had a gf i wont be telling the guy friends cuz i see how they behave (i dont have guy friends)

[dull lynx]

why

[rain burrow]

Does an arrow count

[turbid vector]

5 questions purely on projectile motion yea

[dull lynx]

it do

[turbid vector]

all worth 2 marks each

each and every one of them i get 1 mark on

because i didnt answer to a correct degree of accuracy

[dull lynx]

that's weird

[turbid vector]

AKA 1 FUCKING DECIMAL PLCE

[dull lynx]

skill issue

[turbid vector]

i hope you get below average on your next physics test

[dull lynx]

physics mad w when u good teacher

[graceful tangle]

Are you indian too

[rain burrow]

Enderman are immune to projectile damage

[dull lynx]

too bad the levels worse

[graceful tangle]

there are so many girls in this server

[dull lynx]

yes

[graceful tangle]

and a girl?

[turbid vector]

there are??

[dull lynx]

class 11th 🔥🔥

[flint jolt]

Good morning

[dull lynx]

nooo boy

[graceful tangle]

Okay fine

[turbid vector]

your a guy dont place yourself with the commonplace

[dull lynx]

jk im a girl

[turbid vector]

your specialtype shi

[graceful tangle]

Okay fine too

[flint jolt]

:( and you say I bully you

[dull lynx]

people here initially thought I was a boy lmao 😭

[tidal basin]

same

[dull lynx]

hehehe

[tidal basin]

i mean

[turbid vector]

your just a commoner

[tidal basin]

i thought u were

[dull lynx]

mind yo tongue

[graceful tangle]

I thought woot was agirl and guess what

[dull lynx]

yes

[tidal basin]

what

shes a girl?

[flint jolt]

She is

[turbid vector]

after "pengucat" its obvious 😭

[graceful tangle]

she is

[tidal basin]

😩

[dull lynx]

NRO

[dull lynx]

could be a zestyahh boy

[turbid vector]

cat pfp also checks out

[graceful tangle]

Lmaoo

[dull lynx]

❤

[turbid vector]

never eva