general-chat

[hallow swallow]

THATS WHAT IT MEANS.

[dull lynx]

yes caps mai kyu bol rha

[rigid sinew]

Stop watching anime. Watch bear grills eating cockroach. Much more informative

[boreal ermine]

whattt 😭😭

[hallow swallow]

tension horhi.

[dull lynx]

kyu

[rigid sinew]

Do u speak indian

[hallow swallow]

i used to watch him eat shit a 4 in the morniing while eating nutella with a spoon

[dull lynx]

I used to watch him while dinner 💪

[hallow swallow]

meri image kharab na hojae.

[boreal ermine]

didi = is respectful but its like friend zone too same for brother but like bhaiya is friendzone too

[rigid sinew]

Hope its not his own shit

[hallow swallow]

yea it was his urine

[dull lynx]

it's fun calling boys bhai 💪

theyre like bhai mat bol please kuch bhi bol de

[boreal ermine]

so i like you as a sister

like this

[dull lynx]

i like cats

[rigid sinew]

I dont get it. Does he shit urine or does he urinate shit

[hallow swallow]

u can call me bhai. koi didi se rabta krwa dena bs.

[boreal ermine]

mai to sidha ch||omuuu || se chalu karta hu

[boreal ermine]

yup

[dull lynx]

💀💀💀💀

[boreal ermine]

😔

[dull lynx]

us

[hallow swallow]

he drank his urine while in a desert coz he couldnt find water.

[dull lynx]

BRO WHO CARES

[boreal ermine]

here @boreal ermine he is telling i will be your brother but let me make one of your sister mine

[hallow swallow]

mountain dew.

[rigid sinew]

Did he eat himself when he got Hungry

[dull lynx]

diet mountain Dew baby new York city

[boreal ermine]

💀

[boreal ermine]

LANA DEL REY!!!!!

[boreal ermine]

indian rizz is stupid bad

[dull lynx]

never was there a girl so pretty

do you think we'll be in love forever

[boreal ermine]

yeah

[dull lynx]

baby put on heart shaped sunglasses

[boreal ermine]

bischy careful woot got that lana del rey rizz

[dull lynx]

cuz we gonna take a ride

[hallow swallow]

just googled her. Do u think she wouldve fallen for me?

[boreal ermine]

its ok she is so cute i think 🫡

[dull lynx]

how the hell would I know bro

[boreal ermine]

you donno lana del ray ?

[hallow swallow]

bro sabotage woot not me.

[dull lynx]

"i think" ok bro ☺

[hallow swallow]

nein.

[hallow swallow]

tukka marlo.

[rigid sinew]

Shes not mainstream. More of an indie

Not alot will know

[boreal ermine]

nein nein nein

[boreal ermine]

yeah i think bc they think you're weird

[dull lynx]

idk she's nice tho

[dull lynx]

wait what

[boreal ermine]

i have listened to her more as a feature artist

[boreal ermine]

not as like own song artist

🏃‍♂️💨

[dull lynx]

w the weekend>>

i didn't know they song together

[boreal ermine]

ok

[hallow swallow]

My one tru love is Nusrat sb

[boreal ermine]

my one tru luv is money and family

[boreal ermine]

ok

[dull lynx]

lana is so relatable

[topaz bluff]

No tru love cz love isnt tru

[dull lynx]

my one tru love is sweets

[hallow swallow]

gulab jamun.

[dull lynx]

my one untrue love is sweets

[boreal ermine]

diabetes secretly loves you

[dull lynx]

rasmalai.

[boreal ermine]

STARGIRL INTERLUDE, PRISONER, LUST FOR LIFE

[boreal ermine]

you were in a break up werent you werent you

[dull lynx]

atleast it's something, even if it annihilates me later

[hallow swallow]

oooooh. Its been a long time since tried it.

[rigid sinew]

Im14andthatsdeep

[dull lynx]

ya i forgot sori

[boreal ermine]

🫡

[dull lynx]

same it's so good

[boreal ermine]

its im14andthisisdeep not thatis

uncultured ??

[topaz bluff]

Hard for me to remember which one

[boreal ermine]

my bad man true love soon

[dull lynx]

carl w rizz

[rigid sinew]

Feels good to know i ruined it

[rigid sinew]

Rizz up man

[boreal ermine]

soja

[boreal ermine]

bye will study now

[topaz bluff]

Not taking any chances, it's gon be headache if anymore of that

[rigid sinew]

U ve said that like 3 times atleast

[topaz bluff]

Bro stuck ||in loop||

[rigid sinew]

He forgot the condition in his syntax

[topaz bluff]

[hallow swallow]

Bye guys, hope u the best. aur woot soja.

[boreal ermine]

bye thanks you too🫡

[dull lynx]

soob

[dull lynx]

byebye mai sori

[turbid vector]

😶🐟👀🗣️🇬🇧😵‍💫✨🙏💀

[dull lynx]

🐠🐋🐟

[turbid vector]

bloop bloop

[tender turtle]

ello mista penguin.

[tender turtle]

thats so woot

[dull lynx]

shut up bro

gn

[tender turtle]

lmfao

goodnight

sweet dreams

[turbid vector]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

🖊️🔥🔥

[dull lynx]

ty means a lot

[tender turtle]

what a cheery lad!!

[dull lynx]

it's always gn and never a sweet dreams

[turbid vector]

shut up woot go to bed

[dull lynx]

why

why do you want me to go

[tender turtle]

my last major final is tomorrow i cant wait

[turbid vector]

😤😤😤😤

[dull lynx]

im #heartbrocken

[turbid vector]

my last exams in.. 3
weeks

[tender turtle]

poor child

[turbid vector]

sleepy time

zzz

[tender turtle]

when does cram season end though

[dull lynx]

yes sleepy ti-zzzzzz

[turbid vector]

16th of june is the last day

[tender turtle]

i technically finish june 6 but the exams are easy so its cool

[turbid vector]

after this im never touching 90% of my subjects ever again

[tender turtle]

you poor lad

[turbid vector]

zzzzzzz

[tender turtle]

reall i cant wait to never think about managing the environment or computer science again

im gonna miss english though it was nice

[turbid vector]

no

i haye english i have my exam in 2 days

2 hour piece of shit exam

[tender turtle]

oh good luck

let me look up a past paper i wanna see how easy it is

[turbid vector]

15 poems i need tk memeories
a book to learn and a poem ive never seen before

[turbid vector]

literature paper 2

[tender turtle]

whats your exam board

[turbid vector]

if you want to look at not based context go langauge paper 1

[tender turtle]

ohh literature poor u

[turbid vector]

AQA

the most lighthearted exam board this year

[tender turtle]

wait so english for u includes lit

[turbid vector]

OCR holds no mercy

[tender turtle]

ive never even heard of ocr

we mainly just use cambridge and sometimes edexcel

[turbid vector]

edexcel is goated

but AQA is so easy

[tender turtle]

is cambridge considered hard

[sweet kettle]

who here is doing aqa??

[turbid vector]

what subjects

[tender turtle]

goated as in easy?

[turbid vector]

the shit u learn actually comes up the exam goated

[sweet kettle]

the aqa is actually not that bad

[turbid vector]

today i had my chemistry exam this piece of shit like 2 questions from other topics and mainly focused of maths

[sweet kettle]

it’s a breeze but the bio (h) was a bitch icl

[turbid vector]

my chemistry paper was basically a maths paper

[tender turtle]

ohh lmfao yeah its very straightforward ive noticed

[sweet kettle]

IKR

[tender turtle]

like my textbook would literally say this comes on exams and an almost identical question would show up

[turbid vector]

@dull lynx i had geography exam today

that shit was easy

but holy fuck would they not stop throwing essays at me

[sweet kettle]

i just look at the mark schemes and some questions are exactly similar

[turbid vector]

do u do triple or comb

[boreal ermine]

thank i hope i'll get to that major (it's hella easy to get it lol)

[sweet kettle]

my sociology book had a identical question as in my exam

[sweet kettle]

comb

[turbid vector]

sociology gcse??

[sweet kettle]

yh?? i

[steady yacht]

@turbid vector are you on the edexcel spec for geography??

[turbid vector]

never heard of it what i thought it was a level only

[turbid vector]

aqa

my 12 marker was so blessed

[tender turtle]

its sort of similar to igcse first lang english but it seems easier

[turbid vector]

tectonic plates 😭😭

[sweet kettle]

we got all of sociology topics in our gcses

[steady yacht]

i only had 8 markers today

[sweet kettle]

12 markers can go smd

[turbid vector]

sounds sick to take

[turbid vector]

you aqa geog right

the 12 marler was so good

[sweet kettle]

nah socio

[tender turtle]

sociology seems pretty cool i wish we had it at my school

[sweet kettle]

It’s cool and all til u get to the 12 markers

[turbid vector]

sociology just seems like boring debates that youll only see liberals tale part in

[sweet kettle]

hellish behavior

[turbid vector]

history 16 markers:

[sweet kettle]

never had a single debate in my class icl

[sweet kettle]

pfffffftttt

thank god i’m not taking that

[tender turtle]

wtf lmao boring ass class

[tender turtle]

do you at least have debates in english

[sweet kettle]

Oooh ur telling me

[turbid vector]

my friend went to a taster session in sociology for a levels he came out like a warrior

[sweet kettle]

no, just in Re about the most controversial stuff ever

[turbid vector]

fighting for his life about his opinions

[tender turtle]

whats Re

[turbid vector]

dont u have exam tmrw

religious studies

[sweet kettle]

yasssss

[turbid vector]

religious education but i call it studies

[sweet kettle]

paper 2

[turbid vector]

good luck on islam 💪

[sweet kettle]

mhm

[tender turtle]

ohh i love classes about religion i always ask the most brutal questions i can think of lol

[sweet kettle]

🥲

[turbid vector]

no exams tmrw im taking day off school relaxing and mentally repairing fir this shit show of english on wednesday

[sweet kettle]

the debates are worse

[turbid vector]

evil

[sweet kettle]

does heaven and hell exist

[tender turtle]

do u take islam as a gcse? or is it just a school thing

[sweet kettle]

some do, i’m taking christianity and buddhism

[crimson yew]

🧌

[tender turtle]

lmao yeah ive gone too far sometimes and accidentally revealed myself as an atheist

[sweet kettle]

but my friend is taking islam

[tender turtle]

im pretty sure everyone at school knows now

[turbid vector]

lmaoo

thursday is such a shit day

[sweet kettle]

it’s absolutely brutal during the debate, especially when arguing against your own beliefs

[turbid vector]

physics AM
Computer sciene PM

[turbid vector]

and its all coding 😭😭😭😭

[steady yacht]

same lol

[tender turtle]

oh thats cool i didnt know that was even available
im in a muslim country but we dont have islam igcse

[sweet kettle]

dude… physics and socio p2 🥲

[turbid vector]

making me write some code to hack the pentagon istg i cba for this

[tender turtle]

at least you didnt have a level math and computer science together

[sweet kettle]

Oohhhh i get u

[turbid vector]

im going those for a level 😓😓😢

[sweet kettle]

I wish i could take media 🥲

[turbid vector]

maths computer science and physics

[tender turtle]

the brits are being summoned

mista what have u done

[crimson yew]

The British are coming

[turbid vector]

u do ocr for cs?

[sweet kettle]

Raaahhhh

[tender turtle]

not again

[turbid vector]

ky s

[crimson yew]

Run for the hills

[sweet kettle]

Take all the loot

[turbid vector]

we are the hills

[steady yacht]

we are going to tax the tea

[turbid vector]

have u seen the uk

[tender turtle]

what does that even mean

bros preparing himself for english

[turbid vector]

i am

i hate this

[crimson yew]

you will tax without representation

[sweet kettle]

bro i moved to the uk last year

[crimson yew]

My condolences

[sweet kettle]

i need it

[turbid vector]

move back 💯💯💯its a shithole here

[tender turtle]

no wonder youve never been more miserable in your life

[steady yacht]

im british and even im sorry

[sweet kettle]

U should feel sorry for me

[tender turtle]

where are you originally from if u dont mind

[sweet kettle]

thx for noticing

[sweet kettle]

sweden (im not swedish)

[crimson yew]

I LOVE SWEDENNN

[tender turtle]

oh i didnt expect that

[crimson yew]

(I am part swedish)

[turbid vector]

i have family from sweden

[sweet kettle]

IKEAAA RAHHHH

[tender turtle]

sweden to the uk is such a downgrade

[sweet kettle]

are u telling ME this 🥲

[crimson yew]

Ong

[sweet kettle]

it’s hellish

[tender turtle]

i have some family in sweden it seems great

[crimson yew]

why would you willingly move from Sweden to the uk wtf

[sweet kettle]

and it was against my will

[turbid vector]

💀💀💀

[sweet kettle]

the worst part is i already did final exams in sweden

[steady yacht]

england is mostly a shithole

[turbid vector]

it is

[sweet kettle]

then i get here and do it all over again 💀

[tender turtle]

ohh are you being forced to repeat

[sweet kettle]

help me lord

[turbid vector]

liverpool biggest shithole

[tender turtle]

that actually sucks

[crimson yew]

I only like british people for james bond and ashton martin

[sweet kettle]

yes but no

[tender turtle]

wait so how many language do u speak now

[sweet kettle]

I’m just doing the final exams in different countries

it’s absolutely hell dude

[turbid vector]

what about me 🥺

[sweet kettle]

i speak 3

[crimson yew]

I can make an exception for you 😲

🇬🇧🇬🇧🔥🔥🔥

[steady yacht]

personally i am a hater of scunthorpe

[turbid vector]

YIPEEE💪💪

[sweet kettle]

Even worse i live in London 🥲

[tender turtle]

yeah sounds like a pain in the ass but at least theres things in common with the exams like math

[crimson yew]

At least it’s not Birmingham

[sweet kettle]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[turbid vector]

liverpool is the biggest shitshole 2nd comes stoke on trent

[tender turtle]

epic❤️‍🔥 im guessing swedish english and a third

[turbid vector]

full of dickheads

[sweet kettle]

never heard better word from someone mouth

[sweet kettle]

yup 😋😋

[turbid vector]

north england is full of poor dickheads

[sweet kettle]

It’s actually amharic (if anyone here knows what it is)

[tender turtle]

holy shit thats so cool

[crimson yew]

England is full of dickheads in general

[sweet kettle]

amen

[turbid vector]

u can get away eith places like bath or brighton

[crimson yew]

Ethiopia?

[turbid vector]

mostly brcause theyr full of loverals

[sweet kettle]

👏👏

[tender turtle]

yeah

[turbid vector]

and furrys and gay people

[sweet kettle]

ig

[turbid vector]

i hate brighton

[steady yacht]

good luck in your exams everyone I must go and actually study now

[tender turtle]

mista what are u talking about

[sweet kettle]

how many languages do u speak?

[turbid vector]

home to the hated and should be bated furries

[turbid vector]

brighton.

[tender turtle]

arabic and english but the arabic is pretty shit

[sweet kettle]

bro me too 💀

[tender turtle]

oh okay sounds wonderful

[turbid vector]

no

[sweet kettle]

i feel u, my amharic is not the ripest

[crimson yew]

Bro got Americanized

one visit to texas was all it took

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[sweet kettle]

the most ironic thing about me is i get teased for having a american accent (i hate it btw)

[tender turtle]

i was getting americanized since childhood unfortunately

it all started with rosanna pansino cooking videos. my downfall

[sweet kettle]

all of sweden is a americanized country

[sweet kettle]

lmfaoo

[crimson yew]

That’s true

[tender turtle]

thats kind of funny

[crimson yew]

Swedes better than Americans though

[sweet kettle]

EXACTLY

[tender turtle]

i feel like anywhere else an american accent is impressive

[sweet kettle]

GUNS BAD

[tender turtle]

no i love guns

[sweet kettle]

making me feel worse 🥲

[tender turtle]

especially in the hands of the young and mentally ill

[sweet kettle]

yum

[crimson yew]

Sweden has awful immigration problems

[sweet kettle]

the best kinda entertainment

[tender turtle]

sorry quackheav's

[sweet kettle]

since forever tho

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[sweet kettle]

it’s been a problem for decades

[tender turtle]

yeah i know my uncle is the immigration problem

[crimson yew]

Arab spring

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[sweet kettle]

and now the government want the foreigners out, that’s why i moved obviously

😋

[crimson yew]

They’ve had enough lmao

[tender turtle]

im glad my uncle left sweden hes like the stereotypical immigrant u dont want in ur country

[crimson yew]

Is he in jail with your father

Did they lock em up too

[tender turtle]

yeah pretty cruel to do after already welcoming them in

[tender turtle]

no hes just a wife beater hes not a criminal (probably)

[sweet kettle]

it’s so shitty how they have made out foreigners to be some kind of nuisance when they let them in from the beginning

[crimson yew]

yeah that’s true

I only have a problem with it when they don’t adapt to the country they move into

[tender turtle]

yeah it sucks but i sort of get why you wouldnt want them at this stage

[sweet kettle]

the politics in sweden are hilarious tho but i’ve never been more invested in politics til i moved here

[sweet kettle]

yh true

[crimson yew]

Then you moved to a country that has even funnier politics

[tender turtle]

yeah esp since a lot of them are muslims and in islam youre supposed to abide the laws of the land youre in when youre a visitor

like youre meant to blend in and respect their culture and all that

[sweet kettle]

never laughed so hard istg

[crimson yew]

Goofy ass Parliament

[sweet kettle]

EXACTLY

[tender turtle]

ive seen so many angry british women hating on protestors its amazing

[sweet kettle]

it’s actually groundbreaking how dumb it is cuz they so illy

[crimson yew]

It’s a roast competition

[tender turtle]

instead they just build a mini syria village or something like come on man😭

[sweet kettle]

the court is a reality tv show at its finest

[sweet kettle]

genuinely no respect what so ever

[crimson yew]

At least like learn the language too like

[tender turtle]

i once got a speech given by some like parliament speaker in an english exam it was so entertaining

[crimson yew]

I get really annoyed when the lady at McDonald’s doesn’t know how to speak English

and then they get my order wrong

[tender turtle]

she was just roasting some dude for being sexist or something

[sweet kettle]

ukw i wish schools had, sign language classes

that would genuinely be so interesting

cuz i think everyone should learn it

[crimson yew]

I don’t even know what Boris represented but he was so funny id support him

[tender turtle]

i wouldnt just get annoyed at them honestly theyve had their own struggles sometimes u have more important things than duolingo

[crimson yew]

I don’t get annoyed if they don’t even attempt to speak it

[sweet kettle]

duolingo has saved lives

[tender turtle]

i wanted to learn it when i was like 11 in my naruto phase

[crimson yew]

like tf do you think I understand you I don’t speak Spanish

[sweet kettle]

lmfao

[crimson yew]

Naruto gang signs

[tender turtle]

youre really being a ryan right now

[sweet kettle]

pls not the naruto phase made u want to learn SL 💀

[tender turtle]

it was so bad... glad i recovered

id watch like 22 eps a day

[crimson yew]

why cuz I’m right

[sweet kettle]

dedication

[tender turtle]

wish polarstar was here rn rip legend

[crimson yew]

I miss him

[tender turtle]

mental illness

[sweet kettle]

same same

[crimson yew]

Who else am I gonna geek out comp programming with

[tender turtle]

true

[sweet kettle]

but i gtg

re tmr

fml 🥰

[tender turtle]

ong who else am i going to listen to while they ramble incessantly about some random dude at school in dms

[crimson yew]

Were you the one that would wear the naruto headband to school roza

[tender turtle]

nvm i dont miss him

[tender turtle]

oh god no it never got that bad

[crimson yew]

I had a kid like that at my school

[tender turtle]

my friends wouldve been there to stop me either way theyre normal people

but i did naruto run in pe class sometimes

[crimson yew]

This girl also dressed as a genshin character

Scary

[tender turtle]

oh i think u told us about her

north americans are so strange im glad we have uniforms

[crimson yew]

I did this ironically in pe in middleschool

[tender turtle]

uniforms save people from getting bullied because i definitely wouldve worn an itachi tshirt if i could

[crimson yew]

They had us run the mile and my friends and I went halfway and hid behind a hill and when the guy in first passed us we got up and went behind him lmao

[tender turtle]

i never rlly did it seriously it was just fun

[tender turtle]

hill??

u guys. have hills at school

[crimson yew]

Yeah

not everybody lives with camels in the desert

[boreal ermine]

ryan is 124 dollars discount on ipad air good ?

[crimson yew]

How long do you think it’ll take the school to realize I’m bitcoin mining on their wifi rn

[boreal ermine]

apparently its like 720 dollars in my country so getting it at 600 dollars

[crimson yew]

Depends what gen

[boreal ermine]

5 m1

[crimson yew]

Yeah that’s good

That’s what I have rn

[boreal ermine]

yaya you told me yesterday

[crimson yew]

I didnt even know it had the m1 my mom brought it home and I checked the specs and was like wtf

[boreal ermine]

its like 60000 inr in my country getting it for 49 000 inr then accesories like stylus cover and tempered glass for 5000

was wishing to get it all done under 50000 inr but now gotta pay more 😭

[boreal ermine]

crazy

is it like that for americans that they get huge suprises on christmas and all

[crimson yew]

Yeah I guess

I stopped asking for Christmas gifts because I just buy myself things anyway

[tender turtle]

how does a hill even fit in a school arent they big

[crimson yew]

Well like schools have like fields and stuff

Outside the school

It was on the practice field for sports

[boreal ermine]

previlige extreme

[crimson yew]

I buy myself things like every week

[tender turtle]

oh okay thats nice

i wish we had a track field i love running

[boreal ermine]

We dont get huge gifts every year like we have to beg for it beg beg beg then one fine day they agree and we cant believe ourselves

[boreal ermine]

crazy

[crimson yew]

That was me when I was little but now I have my own money so

I just blow it on whatever

[boreal ermine]

this ipad process was a bit easy as i scored good in like boards ( judgement exams kinda ) so parents agreed

[crimson yew]

You’ll really like the iPad

[boreal ermine]

but one thing my dad says scares the shit out of me always "i will provide you with everything i have even my trust just dont break it"

[crimson yew]

The only thing I do on my phone anymore is texting

[tender turtle]

i accidentally save money because i literally dont want anything

[crimson yew]

Everything else is my iPad

[tender turtle]

like theres nothing to buy

[tender turtle]

haha ipad kid

[crimson yew]

I gaslight myself into liking new things

I have a new hobby every week so I spend money on it

[tender turtle]

average consumerist L

[boreal ermine]

my iphone 6s' home button stopped working

[tender turtle]

oh okay not an L

[boreal ermine]

using that wierd white blob on screen now to exit from apps

wierd af

[tender turtle]

what are they rn

[tender turtle]

lmao i used to do that with my ipad as a kid so my mom wouldnt hear me playing

she hears everything

[boreal ermine]

whahhahah true that button is too loud

[crimson yew]

gym, pedalboard building Bitcoin mining, reading, car parts

idk just random things

[tender turtle]

pedalboard?

[boreal ermine]

i just want to squeeze 2 or 3 more years in this iphone then i will get a new one in college

[crimson yew]

I have access to my dads electronics lab now so I just took all his shit and use it

[crimson yew]

Guitar pedals

building my own rn

[boreal ermine]

i play wii guitar hero

[tender turtle]

oh right

[boreal ermine]

no relation with guitar other than that

hi

[tender turtle]

lab?? what does he work as

[boreal ermine]

there's so much stuff to buy

[crimson yew]

he had a hobby with electronics and stuff but he had his own consulting company

[tender turtle]

other than necessities like a phone and pc theres nothing for me

[crimson yew]

basically just gave advice on how to run and make peoples companies better and got paid for it

[boreal ermine]

you can buy a god damn car with what you have

[boreal ermine]

bro's dad is like iman ghadzi

[crimson yew]

Idk who that is

[tender turtle]

seems pretty great

[boreal ermine]

some youtuber who gives advice on business for free

[tender turtle]

how do u know how much i have lmao

[crimson yew]

she has like the equivalent of $50

[tender turtle]

💀 ok ryan

[boreal ermine]

you live in kuwait come on that's obvious

[crimson yew]

That’s before the camel transaction though

[tender turtle]

maybe like a really shitty run down car with no motor

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[crimson yew]

[tender turtle]

it is true.i got 500 copper shillings for my big camel 3ankaa'root

enough to purchase a bride

[crimson yew]

$40 and a handful of nails to smelt into a iron bar

[turbid vector]

im not autistic

i did a test

[boreal ermine]

i kidnap autistic kids

[crimson yew]

lil mosey is white

https://youtu.be/n6IQeysDhBo

[turbid vector]

FROTNITE BALLS 🎵

[boreal ermine]

im gay i like boys

[tender turtle]

LMFAOO

[tender turtle]

this is the funiest thig youve said

who was accusing u lmfao

[turbid vector]

myself

my enemy is myself

[tender turtle]

cant believe i just spent 15 mins cleaning up mustard

[boreal ermine]

nah ur straight

[boreal ermine]

damn that's crazy

[boreal ermine]

im bi💀

yeah but liking dudes doesn't make you gay

🏃‍♂️ 💨

Near theme is pretty good

[boreal ermine]

i forgot who lil mosey is

[tender turtle]

it was horrifying

like a very yellow crime scene

i dont even like mustarf

[tender turtle]

that makes sense

i wouldnt be too surprised if u were autistic

[turbid vector]

wow

ok

[tender turtle]

u just got that autism goofiness

you know

[boreal ermine]

how was it horrifying i had to clean a cat's litter

[tender turtle]

you have a cat?

[tender turtle]

mustard itself is pretty horrifying

[boreal ermine]

2 cats yeah

[boreal ermine]

damn i didn't eat mustard in a while

[boreal ermine]

bc it makes her bi

i hate mustard bro

[wanton elk]

Hi. Can somebody help me with video editing, please? I would like to remove a logo, it is large and ugly. AI cannot help. YouTube cannot help either, it wants me to use AI. I think I should put the raw, unedited file into the edited file, where the logo is, but I don't know how, my edit is ugly. I can send you the video in DM. Can someone help me removing a logo, please? Thank you

[boreal ermine]

yeah thanks🫡

[boreal ermine]

@boreal ermine see this https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsPA168oto8/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

💀💀💀

[tender turtle]

omg lucky

can i see them pls

[boreal ermine]

i had a dog he tragically died then we didnt want to attach to another

anyways good night its 4 am in my time zone so i better sleep

[tender turtle]

oh rip :(

goodnight

[boreal ermine]

1 sec

[boreal ermine]

Ay me too

[south fjord]

@wet linden

[subtle marsh]

How do yall deal with frustration in research? Trying my best to go back to the basics and wrap my head around the foundations of my work, but doing it in an appropriate amount of time is difficult.

[cunning hatch]

i hate law school

[flat dirge]

i hate all school

[mighty pilot]

does anyone know seasonal color theory

[boreal ermine]

hi, could I ask someone for some advice in private?

[plucky pewter]

sure

[wet linden]

yes?

morning y'll

[dull lynx]

bro me when

mt geo exams are usually so hard I failed last year 😭

[turbid vector]

kms

[rigid sinew]

morning

[dull lynx]

aw pfp so cute it's literally afternoon

[boreal ermine]

Morning

Morning gojo

[turbid vector]

fella

virbank city - pokemon bw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0qrPOMy2Y

[boreal ermine]

Nah this mid I turn on my Nintendo wii and listen to the lobby music

So relaxing that I immediately start Mario galaxy

[turbid vector]

rarest @boreal ermine L?!?!!?

no way he called pokemon music mid???

[boreal ermine]

I was kidding man it’s sarcasm

That wii lobby shit is the loudest shit in mankind

[turbid vector]

we need a redemption arc

[boreal ermine]

I changed TV thrice then also my ear burst out every time even at 1 volume

[turbid vector]

bbbbbbbbbbb

[dull lynx]

yes mate

[turbid vector]

ya stupid

[boreal ermine]

Time to change a 15 year old aux cable I guess

[rigid sinew]

where did buy the nintendo wii from

[boreal ermine]

I had it since 2008 or some

The year I was born shits older than me

[rigid sinew]

yes u said it once. but where did u get it. nintendo has no sales in india that time

[boreal ermine]

Imported

[rigid sinew]

i tried looking for it in india too

[boreal ermine]

From Australia

[rigid sinew]

like ebay?

[boreal ermine]

My moms sister lives there so we smuggled it

[turbid vector]

smuggling nintendo wii 😭

[boreal ermine]

how does ppl have enough stamina to study for more than 4 hours

I studied from 3 am to 7am

[rigid sinew]

its easy. dont take rest

[boreal ermine]

and im gonna die now from tiredness

[boreal ermine]

bruh

[rigid sinew]

i studied for like 6 hours straight once when i didnt rests

[turbid vector]

lifes like a videogame keep doing it and youll get anough stamina to get more hours in 💪 (dont take this seriously)

[rigid sinew]

but i took rest once and i started getting tired and lazy

[turbid vector]

do you not do pomodoro

[rigid sinew]

fight more and get adrenaline points

[turbid vector]

fr

[rigid sinew]

that shit never worked for me

i get distracted easily since i have adhd

[turbid vector]

inject lethal amounts of monster energy drink in you and you can keep going for another 10 hours

[turbid vector]

ah fair enough

[rigid sinew]

taking rest means i get distracted to other things and forget that i was studying

[turbid vector]

😭 just disregard what you were doing

[rigid sinew]

tried pomodor once. studied for 2 hours and took 5 minutes rest. next minutes i know i was playing video games. forgot i was studying

[turbid vector]

wtf

5 min study 55 min break what is this

change your rest time to sum really low

[rigid sinew]

thats equal not taking rest at all

in that 5 minutes i usually do push ups

[turbid vector]

my name is ozymandias king of kjings look on my works ye mighy and despair

[rigid sinew]

after push ups i think to myself" what should i do now? lets play some games". and voila i forget i was studying

[turbid vector]

dayumm how many pushups can you do nonstop

[dull lynx]

yes mate

[turbid vector]

best way to fight your adhd if it works is to do plank

cause your just in a position for however long

fighting your mental battle

[rigid sinew]

not alot. tbh. 16 and sometimes 20

[rigid sinew]

i do plank for like 2 minutes.

[turbid vector]

thats good

[turbid vector]

PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT ‼️

then again your plank time is other words is how much you fight your mentality

my max is 4 minutes and it happeend 2 days ago all you need to do is to distract yourself from the plank no matter how much it hurts

"pain is an illusion"

[boreal ermine]

I always do pomodoro

[turbid vector]

then why do you struggle getting break times

[rigid sinew]

plank isnt effective unless the position is perfect tbh

[turbid vector]

best way to do it is (work time) (break time) (work time) (break time) (work time) (long break time) (work time)

like if your usuall break it 15 min make the long one 30 min

[turbid vector]

you want to work core plank is very worth it

its also fun when your goal is to beat someone else

extra drive to do better thats the best way to succeed

im lacking on pushups though my friends can do so much more than me 😔

[boreal ermine]

My opinion avg fit person plank time should be more than the time taken by a fat btch to order McDonald’s

[turbid vector]

a fat person can have a higher plank time than a fit person

depends on how well their mentality is

[rigid sinew]

whats the avg time taken by someone to order then

[turbid vector]

depends honestly

are we oucnting the time he gets a meal or the time to order and pay for it

[rigid sinew]

plank really depends on body mass. even people with lots of muscles can find it hard to do plank

if u pot belly its hard asf

[turbid vector]

EXCUSES ANYONE CAN DO PLANKS YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR MIND INTO IT

[boreal ermine]

If your belly rests on the floor it’s easy innit

[turbid vector]

IF YOU CAN DO A PUSHUPS YOU CAN DO A PLANK

[boreal ermine]

Anyways bye

Order

[turbid vector]

be realistic here you belly is not gonna reach the floor unless its the size of your bloody arm

[boreal ermine]

I have 10 minutes break

[turbid vector]

your stomach is as long as your bacarm

[boreal ermine]

I also didn't sleep à lot so that's maybe why

[turbid vector]

for your long breaks make largr

[boreal ermine]

I slept 4 hours

[turbid vector]

inject lethal amount of caffine in your bloodstream

[rigid sinew]

thats the issue u cant

[turbid vector]

first increase sleep hours then start making your studying better 😂

[boreal ermine]

I want an advice in private pls

[rigid sinew]

private advices are costly

[rigid sinew]

thats too much. i sleep only 1 second. i wake up the moment i close my eyes

[boreal ermine]

My belly doesnt brotha gahahaha

I’m just giving a potential scenario

[turbid vector]

fair enough

[boreal ermine]

You on lethal dose of lsd

[rigid sinew]

no need for a lethal dose of lsd to understand plank cant be done by resting ur belly on the ground

[finite fox]

why

[boreal ermine]

i mean you need a lethal dose of lsd for your brain and motor functions to work properly now as you are supossedly a grown adult

[rigid sinew]

Coming from a high schooler i doubt it

[boreal ermine]

coming from a suspended person from college with anger issues i doubt it

1SOJ OHXOUBX1EOUXOUV1ROU

I am not able to do anything except functions

Fuck

[boreal ermine]

idk I just couldn't sleep

Does anyone know how to do derivatives and integrals

in like 6 hours

i don't even half full day now

[weak nacelle]

What did you get suspended for?

[boreal ermine]

Social media is worse than drugs

and crushing on someone is like getting crushed

People don't fall in this rabbit hole, it's very bad

Music addiction is also a real thing

[boreal ermine]

I have that

idk how to stop it

I have all of this

[midnight cloud]

this is soo reall

[boreal ermine]

I am falling tomorrow for sure

social media not really

music and YouTube reels

[boreal ermine]

It is at least for me

I don't use social media since I lost my best friend

I am sucked in all day

[boreal ermine]

ye u feel empty so u think u r filling with yourself with social media and fun but you're just getting you're emptier

I am not able to understand calculus no matter how many lectures I watch or remember identities

My attention is ruined

join vc to study

i did that and im improving

I can't open camera I only have phone

it's okay just watch other ppl study and you'll focus

I unselected channels

I feel bad for ppl who have only phone
I'm the kind of person that can live without their phones
but I can't live without my pc

I am not able to find them

oh

In select categories now

How to?

idk

Shit

[dull lynx]

us

[turbid vector]

🤝 🤝

i have english 2 hopurs exam

i cba writing essays for thsat long

[boreal ermine]

I have math

Where I have calculus 1

[finite fox]

wdym

[boreal ermine]

I did not get suspended Brodie he did the guy who I was arguing with

[long axle]

hi guys i need some feedback on a youtube video i've done i havent uploaded it yet im still editing so ill screenshare

[rigid sinew]

Coming from a guy who actually believed my trolls i doubt it

[boreal ermine]

Coming from a hobbit can’t say no more

[tardy ibex]

Wow

[rigid sinew]

Coming from someone who believed another troll... Well u know

[high ore]

hello dead chat

[runic dirge]

[dull lynx]

because you're capable of being that much of a loser that's why!!!

[rigid sinew]

Shush kid

[dull lynx]

what if i dont 🤷‍♀️

[rigid sinew]

Ok. Now it sounds good. Thanks for shushing. If thats a word

[sweet kettle]

waddle waddle.•.•.•.•.

[tender turtle]

i have an exam in an hour that i barely studied for

[boreal ermine]

the capybara boutta pull up everyone act natural

nice pfp ngl 😭

[tender turtle]

lmao i was about to say that

@boreal ermine whos in ur pfp

[rigid sinew]

How important is that exam

[tender turtle]

pretty important

its one of my finals but the subject doesnt matter too much i just have to get at least an A

[boreal ermine]

idk its couple

[tender turtle]

couple?

like matching pfps or something

[rigid sinew]

Atleast an A? Isnt A like the most top score?

[tender turtle]

theres also A*

[boreal ermine]

S

[rigid sinew]

Hmm

@tender turtle have u written revision notes?

[tender turtle]

not really

only for the first half of the syllabus

i gave up after that😭

[rigid sinew]

For now study that

[boreal ermine]

yeah matching

[rigid sinew]

And then ask ur friends for the other half

They must have written something

[tender turtle]

yeah alr thanks

bye

[dull lynx]

ii wont

[boreal ermine]

english left the chat shusshing isnt even a word

Why can't I find VC?

[dull lynx]

real

[dull lynx]

bhai look at ur roles

[boreal ermine]

Dumb me

[dull lynx]

hide study rooms

[turbid vector]

nya

[dull lynx]

ichi nii saan nyaa

[turbid vector]

english pls

[dull lynx]

u said nya

[turbid vector]

ye

[dull lynx]

https://youtu.be/qR4jvErGitg

[turbid vector]

omfg

woot your so homosexual

[dull lynx]

why

[boreal ermine]

tf kitty

[dull lynx]

what idiot

[turbid vector]

going on the only for me playlist ❤️

[dull lynx]

omg lesgo 🔥 😍 😘

[boreal ermine]

Blasting without headphones now

[south fjord]

i love meth

[boreal ermine]

Then math probably

[boreal ermine]

Teach me derivatives and calculus in like 6 hours

:/

[south fjord]

no i mean methamphetamine

[boreal ermine]

._.

[mellow minnow]

[dull lynx]

us

[dull lynx]

SUCH A CUTE LITTLE CAT OMG

[flat dirge]

hey anyone of u know what on a grow is

[boreal ermine]

on a grind maybe

growing in life ig

[flat dirge]

oke

thanks

[boreal ermine]

ive never experienced that so yeah

[rigid sinew]

Masterpiece

[flat dirge]

its oki

[boreal ermine]

hi

[languid gazelle]

I see u are a kitty of culture

[dense fox]

No he’s a pussguin

[dull lynx]

yes yes I am

[dull lynx]

pengucat is better

[dense fox]

no pussguin is better

[languid gazelle]

She

Pengukitty

Nothing else

[boreal ermine]

hi

any good mobile games ya'll know?

[dull lynx]

bgmi 🔥

jk

[boreal ermine]

i tried pubg before, the game was too addictive so i had to stop

[dull lynx]

yeah it's bad

what kind of games?

[boreal ermine]

open world? (please no genshin impact i'm not attracted to 6th graders)

[dull lynx]

hahhahah that's such an ass game

play episode (interactive story)

[boreal ermine]

hell nah

i remember the ads-

[boreal ermine]

fifa

[boreal ermine]

damn

[dull lynx]

it's sexi

[boreal ermine]

it's haram

[dull lynx]

it's dramatic

[boreal ermine]

it's atrocious

[dull lynx]

it's lovely

[boreal ermine]

it's horrifying

but hey who am i to judge

[dull lynx]

it's fun

play candy Crush 🔥

[boreal ermine]

nah ima keep grinding Assoluto racing

[turbid vector]

going into my english exam knowing capitalism is bad 🕴️ 💯 🔥

[boreal ermine]

how many genders are there?

[boreal ermine]

how is it bad though

[turbid vector]

2 with a few bits and pices here and there (the safe route)

[boreal ermine]

bruh

[turbid vector]

its about a book with arrogant capitalists that killed a women and its just an essay about how capitalism is bad and how socialism is better

[boreal ermine]

there is 2 and then there are disabilities

[turbid vector]

it really isnt but i have to be the dumbest one in the book

capitalism n1 💯

[boreal ermine]

we need to embrace communism fr

[dull lynx]

learn the poets ez free marks

[dull lynx]

delusionalism

[boreal ermine]

im kidding \

[dull lynx]

i mean there 2 genders and then delusionalism

[boreal ermine]

ohk

[turbid vector]

15 poems are you mad

istg if i get tissue im going to kill myself

most irrelevant poem out of them all

social propaganda 101

[boreal ermine]

what grade are you in?

[dull lynx]

so what

[flint jolt]

New day new @turbid vector pfp

[flint jolt]

666 :3

[boreal ermine]

i remembered 10 stories 10 poems the whole merchant of venice for my english literature in 1 month

[turbid vector]

😘

[turbid vector]

year 11 idk what that is in usa terms

sophomore

[boreal ermine]

damn

[turbid vector]

10th grade

[boreal ermine]

im in grade 11 now

[boreal ermine]

me too

[turbid vector]

reason why liberals are linked to the devil

[flint jolt]

Just like you fr

[boreal ermine]

if an 18 year old is in a relationship with a 17 year old is that 18 year old a predator?

[turbid vector]

aheheh

[turbid vector]

not rlly depends on countries age of consent

like in the UK it would be legal because age of consent is 16

[boreal ermine]

it's 16 here in algeria 🗿

[turbid vector]

so its legal

[boreal ermine]

I'm technically allowed to get married rn

[turbid vector]

but society sees it as pedophillia

[boreal ermine]

oh

[flint jolt]

Are you a redditor

[turbid vector]

LMAOOOO

[boreal ermine]

i barely use reddit

[turbid vector]

bun i think thats one of the funniest things youve said 😭

[boreal ermine]

legal is 18 in my country but there is a sl*t school in my area

videos leak and all that shit

[turbid vector]

expected in todays society

[boreal ermine]

we should make onlyfans illegal

[turbid vector]

like 60% of my school have lost their virginity

[flint jolt]

To answer your question, depends on what age they were when they met tbh

[boreal ermine]

i'm still a virgin

[boreal ermine]

go lose yours then

minorities need to be demolished

[flint jolt]

Good.

[turbid vector]

ehhhh

i turn 16 in 3 months

[boreal ermine]

what if they met when they were 16 and 15

[boreal ermine]

age ain't nothing but a number (do not take it seriously)

[turbid vector]

if anything id be a good lawful guy and lose it at 16 💪

[boreal ermine]

you are older than me wha

[turbid vector]

solitary confinement is just a word 💪

[turbid vector]

how old are you

[boreal ermine]

turned 15 in feb

[turbid vector]

💪

[flint jolt]

When is your birthday?

[turbid vector]

17th of august

[flint jolt]

I dont think it's a problem

[flint jolt]

Oh a Leo

[turbid vector]

ky s

[boreal ermine]

cinnabun is a aquarius

11 feb

[turbid vector]

stupid star signs"oh your a leo that means you have 0.1% chance is being a fellow gay lad" 🤓

i dont identify as a leo

[boreal ermine]

i identify as a walmart bag

i hate star signs

[turbid vector]

i identify as supermassive blackwhole pheonix a

[flint jolt]

So are you innit

[boreal ermine]

personality types are more accurate than this bs

[boreal ermine]

i am a street sign innit

stop

stop what

[flint jolt]

Well you admitted to being more gay than me soooo

[boreal ermine]

man you didnt get it like pit stop to help with you go karting career

[turbid vector]

were both in the zencigot lovers association

[boreal ermine]

lmao, starting a career in motorsports is extremely expensive here

[turbid vector]

baguette boy

[marsh bolt]

@dense frigate

[dull lynx]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr5TofVtYZ4/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[boreal ermine]

I can't believe they got through all of that shit

[boreal ermine]

hapi hapi hapi

[boreal ermine]

zencigot 😍

[dull lynx]

yesyesyesy hapi hapi hapiiii

[boreal ermine]

Dont drink water after eating fish or else the fish would become alivee in your stomach and do gululu gululul in it

[turbid vector]

😍 😍 😍

[boreal ermine]

yo wot this is insta reels nowadays

[dull lynx]

i feel my feed clean (only cats, books)

[boreal ermine]

call me french one more time i'l dissecting you alive

[silent fox]

thats very french of you

[south fjord]

only thing thag keeps me studying

[boreal ermine]

I need help i think this is the 3rd time i am doing this in this server
i cant study
I have a lot to study i am doing undergrad in electrical engineering
i Just never open the book
currently in second semester doesnt even know what is being taught
i waste so much time online
cannot seem to stop using instagram and youtube unconsciously going there
what will i do waht can i do to just sit down and study

[silent fox]

i mean you've got to have some motive to do it

or you can procrastinate

why not just sit down for twenty minutes or something small

and start from there

[boreal ermine]

but i just dont have any motive i cant force myself anymore i feel like empty inside

no fire to push something like that

[silent fox]

maybe you need a healthier balance

why not try go for a walk or doing something that is productive in a different way

constantly scrolling through instagram and youtube does make the problem worse im sure you already know, so take a break from being inside all together

[south fjord]

get adderall

worked for me

fr tho just think about why ur studying and why u wanna do the course

then realize its easy u just gotya study for it

[boreal ermine]

yes i should maybe not use anyting for a whole day

[boreal ermine]

whats adderall

[dull lynx]

us 💪

[silent fox]

well if you think you'll stick to it then go for it, but sometimes i feel like if you make too big a change its harder to stick to it

doesn't that only work for adhd

[boreal ermine]

i think i have severe social media addiction

i constantly find myself on those apps as soon as i take my phone

and my faily average screen time on phone is 10hr

[dull lynx]

its ok takr it slowly keep a timer and reduce it by 30 mins everyday

like if u use insta for 6 hours, keep a timer for 5 and half hour minz and then reduce it to 5, 4 and a half and so on

[boreal ermine]

i bet that could work

alright imma try that

[languid gazelle]

aw kitty cute

[silent fox]

thats a good idea

[turbid vector]

la baguette?

[turbid vector]

chronically attached to social media 🫶✊🤝

[boreal ermine]

🔪 : 🫀🫁

I am not able to process what I read :(

I have 3 cats
cute shy cat
loud and playful cat
meme cat

[graceful jacinth]

to be mad about bread... painful

[rigid sinew]

Anyone wanna tell me the perfect way to brew coffee. So its tasty

[boreal ermine]

I like cats

[turbid vector]

first warm up some milk

personally i use almond milk but any milk is fine

[silent fox]

my solution is tons of milk and more sugar

[turbid vector]

then you get 2-3 tea spoon of coffee granules

depends on how much caffine you want

then mix that with 2-3 spoons of sugar to your liking

and vwalah you have perfect coffeee

i dont like bland coffee and this coffee is too goated

[turbid vector]

too shay brotha

[silent fox]

and don't drink it like 10 hours before bed

[turbid vector]

UNLESS YOU STUDYING LATE 💯

@jolly egret FUCK YOU BRO MESSED UP MY SLEEP QUALITY SO MUCH

[silent fox]

if i have a cup at like 2pm i cant sleep til 1am

so i just dont drink coffee

[turbid vector]

you let that shit marinate 💀

[silent fox]

literally 😭

but its so tempting in exam season

oh but not that literally ☠️

[turbid vector]

coffee when i drink it i just keep the caffine untill like 2pm thinking that i ate the coffee at around 6am

so its like 8 hours of caffine in my blood before it vaporises and im finished

[boreal ermine]

Can someone study to barely pass night before?

[turbid vector]

welcome to my life

[silent fox]

i think it just makes my brain very active

[boreal ermine]

I tried all day but I don't understand what I read

[silent fox]

pfft thats actually been my main strategy

[turbid vector]

and yes if you know the context before hand and the context you shoudl be fineeee

[turbid vector]

look up videos on smart reading