general-chat

[rigid sinew]

Kalam studied in a normal engineering College. Unlike other soulless students who go to iit for huge packages. Kalam was a dreamer

[tall kindle]

Madras institute of technology

[languid gazelle]

He grew up before reservation was a thing and before jee was even a thing

What u on?

[rigid sinew]

Fun fact. I study in college

[tall kindle]

bro my dream was to study in calicut

kerala womens

[languid gazelle]

Fun fact: idc

[rigid sinew]

Iit was a big before that. He could have went to iit

[tall kindle]

which college

[languid gazelle]

Each iit had a seperate exam. He was in kerela and he wasent going to go t write an exam in madras

[rigid sinew]

Its not for u dumbass. u have an iq of my room temperature

[languid gazelle]

Yea in kelven

[boreal ermine]

its kelvin and nice wit

[languid gazelle]

YO HOL UP THAT WAS BADASS COMEBACK

Ahh i fucked up the speeling of kelvin

[boreal ermine]

yes it was

[tall kindle]

it is K dm assss

[rigid sinew]

Doesnt matter which one. But always check colleges by their naac grade and nirf rank

[rigid sinew]

Lol. Thanks for proving u do have room temperature iq

[tall kindle]

u tell rah np

[rigid sinew]

Check colleges ur interested and check their naac and nirf grades

[tall kindle]

mf im asking which college u r

[rigid sinew]

Why do u wanna know. Its a local college. Im not doing some professional course

[tall kindle]

np jus tsay rah

[rigid sinew]

My local i mean its in my district

[dull lynx]

kill myself

[rigid sinew]

Nope. I wanna keep it secret

[tall kindle]

its famous in ur district??

[tall kindle]

ohh sussy baka

[dull lynx]

fat pepe

[rigid sinew]

A lil bit. It has like naac a++ grade. Not as famous as other local colleges in my area.

[tardy ibex]

Pepe

[tall kindle]

oh alr

my GF might know

[rigid sinew]

Other colleges r old colleges

Where is she from?

[dull lynx]

I love u

[tall kindle]

tbh idk

[tardy ibex]

Wow

Love u too

[dull lynx]

paneer lababdar 🙁🙂

[rigid sinew]

How dafuq would she know the college then. She could be from anywhere

[tardy ibex]

🤤

[dull lynx]

do you not get it. bro wants to flex that he has a gf

[dull lynx]

i will eat u tomorrow night

[rigid sinew]

Bro abdul kalam is from tamil nadu

[rigid sinew]

I already know he has a gf

[rigid sinew]

Do u realise how weird this sounds

[dull lynx]

cuz ur a dumbass

[dull lynx]

do you realize how weird ur brain is cause u think weird when u weird

[tardy ibex]

Yummy

[rigid sinew]

We have been friends for like a 1 year. He already told me the.

[topaz bluff]

Imagine flexin that

[dull lynx]

true that warl I was gonna say it lmao

[dull lynx]

eat shit

[rigid sinew]

U should eat healthy. U r losing ur mind

[rigid sinew]

Even plants wont accept ur shit let alone me

[dull lynx]

i eat healthy what do u mean

[rigid sinew]

Example....

[dull lynx]

how do you even know

[dull lynx]

strawberriess :>

[rigid sinew]

I know cuz i aint from the desert

[dull lynx]

im going school tomorrow after one week holiday

I wanna die

[boreal ermine]

i aint eating no strawberries they are ridiculously expensive

[tardy ibex]

F

[dull lynx]

but im from desert

[rigid sinew]

What was the one week holiday

[dull lynx]

I was joking I ate cucumbers

[boreal ermine]

and they have small worms in them they are hard to spot

[dull lynx]

I took off

[rigid sinew]

Exactly u dumbass

[rigid sinew]

I dont get it

[boreal ermine]

no summer break woot

[loud zephyr]

does anybody here has a dslr by any chance?

[dull lynx]

ok dum idiot go live in the back of some restaurant

[boreal ermine]

heat in your area is cruel

[dull lynx]

I TOOK ONE WEEK OFF OF SCHOOL IDIOTIC BITCH

[tardy ibex]

There would be those videos where someone would put strawberries in salt water and lots of worms would come out

Wow

[boreal ermine]

i saw it live bruv

[dull lynx]

yeah im gonna die it's like 42 in afternoon I burned myself todag

[boreal ermine]

literally a big worm

[tardy ibex]

God no

[dull lynx]

strawberiess here are so sour

[tardy ibex]

Never ever

[slender matrix]

I'm new here where does he stream

[tender turtle]

holy shit really

[boreal ermine]

i talked to my grand parents this morning heat is killing them

[dull lynx]

yt

[tardy ibex]

Rip

[rigid sinew]

And i politely asked u why?. Was it that hard for ur brain to process. Are you have lag issues. Is ur brain worse than bsnl

[slender matrix]

Thanks

[dull lynx]

im gonna kill myself because of the heat

[tender turtle]

thats so sad do u guys not have air conditioning

[boreal ermine]

im in

[tardy ibex]

BSNL ☠️

[dull lynx]

u didn't ask og my god

[tardy ibex]

I used to have BSNL bruh worst thing ever

[boreal ermine]

bruv who has ac in the main hall the kitchen the garden area the back yard the garage

[rigid sinew]

@dull lynx

[dull lynx]

U ASKED WHAT WAS THE ONE WEEK HOLIDAY AND I SAID I TOOK ONE WEEK OFF (MEANING THERE WASN'T ANY SPECIAL FESTIVAL AND I JUST TOOK A HOLIDAY ) DUMBASS

[tender turtle]

everywhere here has ac

[tardy ibex]

Wow

[boreal ermine]

my grand parents house is old as shit and very big its like 70 or 80 years old

[tender turtle]

ohh okay

[rigid sinew]

Is this how u cry to ur mama when she wont buy u kinderjoy

[tender turtle]

do the newer buildings have central air conditioning though

[boreal ermine]

walls are falling of bruv no use putting up ac

[tardy ibex]

Lmfao

[boreal ermine]

ya they do

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[dull lynx]

no my mommy is nice

[tender turtle]

holy shit

[boreal ermine]

bro everyone has reasons why you are so irritating cant you shut up

[slender matrix]

Is there a stream today

[dull lynx]

No

[tender turtle]

is it ever that serious

[boreal ermine]

i dont know

but this guy i hate him kinda played with my empathy

[rigid sinew]

I jus asked i dont get what took off means bruhhh. And she started shouting in her capslock mode.

[boreal ermine]

thats why i am pretty harsh to him

[tender turtle]

how did he play with your empathy

[tardy ibex]

War going on rn

[dull lynx]

cuz ur being a meanie

[rigid sinew]

Dwijj still with his personal vendetta

[boreal ermine]

ya hobbit im with it

[dull lynx]

if I knew u irl id exclusively start powerlifting just to punt your fat ahh across the field

[tender turtle]

discord fights are my favorite kind of braindead online arguments

[tardy ibex]

Epitome of pointless

[boreal ermine]

he told me a miserable story of his like he lived in a restaurant back yard or some bull ish

[dull lynx]

im just free right now or else I won't bother talking to this miserable idiot

[rigid sinew]

Omg i became a meanie after i said i dont get it. U started calling me dumbass and typing in those annoying capslocks

[crimson yew]

Why you always gotta fight when I’m busy smh

I wanna join

[tender turtle]

lfmaosj

[dull lynx]

no the way u said it was mean

[rigid sinew]

R u talking to the mirror

[dull lynx]

my choice my capslock my words

[tender turtle]

and then?

[rigid sinew]

Saying i dont get it is mean?

[dull lynx]

are u a fucking kindergartener with those comebacks

[tender turtle]

im crying

[boreal ermine]

bruh switched he told he dropped out of college

[dull lynx]

THE WAY u said it don't act fool ur an idiot dumbass

[rigid sinew]

An he believed it.

[boreal ermine]

apparently bro was suspended

[dull lynx]

💀💀💀

[boreal ermine]

for a fight

[tender turtle]

so he just fed you ranodm bullshit

[dull lynx]

what a bozo

[boreal ermine]

ya

[dull lynx]

aka him

[ebon wadi]

look at general help bruh

[tardy ibex]

Bro played with his feelings

[rigid sinew]

I was gonna drop out lol then i changed my mind

[languid gazelle]

Wooty pls stop arguing with idiots,its a lost cauz,he is a b grade idiot who will prolly work as an it guy

[boreal ermine]

don't do it

[tender turtle]

what the actual fuck can you give a warning

[ebon wadi]

no I need a mod to take it down

[boreal ermine]

i actually was a part of a gofundme project for a teenager in georgia who was in a similar condition

[rigid sinew]

Can u ping me those sentences. Maybe i made a typo

[tardy ibex]

Bro ain't no way

[dull lynx]

LMAO I'M just bored

[ebon wadi]

I was just tryna get help and the put that shit bruh

[tardy ibex]

Wtf

[boreal ermine]

so i was keen to listen to him so it could be help to him

what did i walk into

[languid gazelle]

Guys guys guys.....is a fork a trident?

[tardy ibex]

Oh damn

[tardy ibex]

I mean they look similar

Trident is way cooler tho

[boreal ermine]

if you're a psychopath yeah

[dull lynx]

jm lazy but die

[tender turtle]

civil war

[languid gazelle]

What is a knife? A sword or a one pronged fork?

[rigid sinew]

And u believe that goFundme project was real. There r alot of scam goFundMe going on u know

[tender turtle]

its a domesticated trident

[tender turtle]

obviousoy a sword

[boreal ermine]

bruh the project administrator was my cousin

[rigid sinew]

Yes my honour. Ur words are mine to listen

[boreal ermine]

how could he lie he has been part of these things

[languid gazelle]

You are the type of person to think everything is a scam. Take some fucking risks

[boreal ermine]

like ukraine food allotment campaigns

[dull lynx]

good

[boreal ermine]

anyways dont care now

[dull lynx]

yeah anyways

[boreal ermine]

you probably lost that fight right

[languid gazelle]

If you wanna help ukraine,run a pilot fund to locate kids in russia

[dull lynx]

im lazy

[boreal ermine]

asking the strawberry guy

[dull lynx]

he can't win

[boreal ermine]

nah man i will earn and fund now im in no condition

[rigid sinew]

What? Risk and give the money to scammers whos gonn use it for other things? GoFundMe has some bas reputation. A youtube channel covered. So im jus making sure it was authentic. No need to cry abt it

[dull lynx]

bro shut up

[boreal ermine]

i had crypto money so i could fund all is finished now

[dull lynx]

take u and ur paras somewhere else

[languid gazelle]

Google the term fundrazer

[tender turtle]

why are you guys mad lmao i dont even get it

[boreal ermine]

leave him man

ducc how is jee prep

[languid gazelle]

I mined so much coin i got 4 bucks

[dull lynx]

I'm just mad

[boreal ermine]

did you apply cenage

[tender turtle]

usually i take part in online fights but idek what u guys are fighting about

[boreal ermine]

i got 400 dollars

[rigid sinew]

Good to know. Its jus that the website has been covered by many youtubers. Its been used by many game developers and other such thing to fund scam games they wanna develop. Jus making sure man

[boreal ermine]

not suprising

[languid gazelle]

Idk currently reading other shit,waiting fos board results

[boreal ermine]

same man

[rigid sinew]

There a lot of fundraising websites not jus GoFundMe

[boreal ermine]

just in a backlog cus stupid guests have to appear at home

4 lectures covering them daily sleep deprived

[languid gazelle]

Bruh if a dev cant delever product its a no show not a scam

You stupid and dont know how kick starts work

[boreal ermine]

anyway bbye ii will study now

[languid gazelle]

Its like a groupbuy

[rigid sinew]

I agree.a great excuse

[rigid sinew]

Nice argument. Perfect 10

Out of 100 of course

[jolly egret]

Why does interesting stuff only happen when I’m off

[dull lynx]

cuz u unclucky

[jolly egret]

Blame akari

[jolly egret]

Also big fan

[dull lynx]

I know right tysm

[dull lynx]

ong blame akari

[rigid sinew]

Studying with akari?

[jolly egret]

Yeaaa

[jolly egret]

Nope

[rigid sinew]

Hmmmmmmm

[jolly egret]

Wot

I mean I’m fine with blaming u instead idk

[rigid sinew]

Then why blame akari

[jolly egret]

Cuz funny

[rigid sinew]

Oh i lost my sense of humour for some time

Now i get it

[jolly egret]

Ahh dw I make people laugh with my dry sense of humour

Still a win win

U should try it

[rigid sinew]

My sense of dry too. Sometimes it hurts their feelings

[languid gazelle]

BRO MOSQUITOS ARE DOING FUCKING AIREL MANUVERS OVER MY HEAD

[rigid sinew]

Yes it made me lots of enemies who cry at me

[jolly egret]

Guess boi hits the spot

[rigid sinew]

U forgot to turn off ur capslock

[jolly egret]

Wot is that voodoo word stuff

[rigid sinew]

He meant ariel

[jolly egret]

Yeaa relatable still entertaining

[dull lynx]

join em

[jolly egret]

Fair

[dull lynx]

like the Disney Princess?

[jolly egret]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[rigid sinew]

Ur hopless

[jolly egret]

Laundry detergent

[rigid sinew]

Another hopless

[jolly egret]

Me?

[boreal ermine]

hi

[jolly egret]

Also pretty sure it’s “aerial”

[jolly egret]

Hello there

[rigid sinew]

Wait i made a typo. Its aerial

[jolly egret]

Yeaaa get gud boi

I feel so Smort now

[rigid sinew]

Thats ironic

[jolly egret]

Just lemme be smart bro 😭

[dull lynx]

it's ariel matic

[languid gazelle]

Ah yes ariel the font

[jolly egret]

Yes snort laundry powder

[high ore]

i think its for funding new games

[dull lynx]

yah the colorful stuff also good with the white stuff once in a while tho

[rigid sinew]

Oh u meant the ariel font? My bad

[jolly egret]

On god bro ✊✊

[jolly egret]

That’s a font now?

[rigid sinew]

Microsoft default font

[dull lynx]

ain't that arial

[jolly egret]

Fair

[rigid sinew]

In word

[jolly egret]

Understood

[dull lynx]

hahhaahahhahhahshhshshahhahsh

[jolly egret]

The fact that I’m a Cs major lol

[loud zephyr]

wtf dwij what are you doing

[jolly egret]

Cockroach cool

U get to throw it at people

[rigid sinew]

Who cares. Bill gates dont care. I don't care. Ariel or arial. We know what we r talking abt. And yes its arial

[loud zephyr]

ewww

[rigid sinew]

I sont remember studying word fonts in cs

[jolly egret]

U seem very experienced

[jolly egret]

True true but u still get the point

[dull lynx]

that's basic stuff

[loud zephyr]

ewwewewwewwweweww

[dull lynx]

but we never learnt fonts in computer

[jolly egret]

Sthu I don’t care bout no don’t other than times new roman cuz that’s what I need for my reports

[rigid sinew]

Theres no arial in mac. So its not basic

[boreal ermine]

hru

[jolly egret]

U hate cockroaches?

[loud zephyr]

yes

[jolly egret]

Decent wbu

[dull lynx]

abcedary 💪

[jolly egret]

Wot bout lizards

[loud zephyr]

ugh yes

[jolly egret]

😱

[high ore]

r u no longer independent study?

[jolly egret]

Do big lizards cut their tails off and have u seen it

[dull lynx]

I have to up in 6 hours hahahhahahha

[dull lynx]

I've seen tho

[loud zephyr]

not live

[jolly egret]

Sleep

[dull lynx]

it looked like it was shitting

[jolly egret]

Irl or vid

[dull lynx]

but it's tail fell off

[jolly egret]

Do u have the vid

[dull lynx]

irl

[loud zephyr]

omg I have this power of imagining stuff ewwwwwwww

[jolly egret]

A massive lizard?

[loud zephyr]

nah man
AND I DONT NEED IT

[dull lynx]

one lizard fell on my arm too

[high ore]

and wth with all those cockroach reactions

[dull lynx]

masssssiiiivvvve

[loud zephyr]

I AM COOL WITHOUT IT

[jolly egret]

Nah I was hoping u would send it to me but it’s chill I’ll send it to u later when I find it

[loud zephyr]

STOP IT @boreal ermine

[jolly egret]

Vid?

[dull lynx]

lmao

[loud zephyr]

NO

[dull lynx]

nah live moment

[jolly egret]

You’re welcome

[jolly egret]

Disappointing

[rotund lichen]

sup

[jolly egret]

Lemme try to find the vid rq

[dull lynx]

sup

[rigid sinew]

Dwijj has mentally lost his mind

[rotund lichen]

yey are we kafking

[rigid sinew]

7up

[loud zephyr]

you are gonna get blocked if I see any link or video

[rotund lichen]

metamorphosis ...

[high ore]

i bet he is a pro gamer in cookie clicker after all these reactions

[rigid sinew]

React this message if dwijj has single digit iq

[rigid sinew]

Lol

Lil

[boreal ermine]

1 degree celcius of iq

that is 274 kelvin

[boreal ermine]

i misunderstood the term, i thought it meant not relying on a' establishment. but i'm relying on an education center

or 274 iq level

[dull lynx]

GIRL BYE

[boreal ermine]

bye didi

[dull lynx]

stomach hurty hurt

[rigid sinew]

U know a person is highly intelligent when he measures his iq in celsius and kelvin

[loud zephyr]

see my profile quick

[high ore]

he is a girl plot twist of my life

[rotund lichen]

i no longer understand human language

[rigid sinew]

273

[dull lynx]

yes

[boreal ermine]

i no longer own the will to live

[high ore]

good luck in your studies

[boreal ermine]

thanks you too

[boreal ermine]

i said 1 degree celcius dumbass

[jolly egret]

Sent in dms btw

[rotund lichen]

yey phonk

[loud zephyr]

ewwwwww I only see the link rn

[rotund lichen]

when did u tho

[loud zephyr]

nonono not gonna accept the msg req

[jolly egret]

Watch the vid smh

[rigid sinew]

Why r measuring ur iq in celsius and kelvin

[loud zephyr]

hell no

[jolly egret]

But I’m nice-

[loud zephyr]

I need to study 3 hr rn

[boreal ermine]

cuz thats past your mental strength

[jolly egret]

Ur loss 😔

[languid gazelle]

Its for funding anything made my a small group of ppl with no funds

[jolly egret]

GL

[rotund lichen]

what vid denny

[boreal ermine]

clumsyoof

how was this comeback

[loud zephyr]

thx

[jolly egret]

Big lizard tail chopped off

[rigid sinew]

No. Its done by people whose mental strength is extinct

[high ore]

yeah but i thought it was only for games

[rotund lichen]

just send it

[jolly egret]

Finally

[high ore]

btw who is Avicii

[loud zephyr]

idk what the hell he sent me
you wanna see it?

[rigid sinew]

He was dj

[boreal ermine]

like yours as you literally fought with the principal

[high ore]

oh alr

[rotund lichen]

he sent me too lol

[loud zephyr]

he was a very famous music artist
who commited suicide at the age of 28 yrs

[boreal ermine]

a man is weak when his anger takes up control of his mind

[loud zephyr]

what is it

[rotund lichen]

flowers

[high ore]

wtf almost every famous dj is dead

[loud zephyr]

very sus
not gonna see it

[boreal ermine]

fighting outside a ring is simply venting of stress that weak man cant handle

[loud zephyr]

nah man

[boreal ermine]

wise strong people never resort to violence

[rigid sinew]

Hmmmmmmmmm. I "literally" fought with the principal. Hmmmm. A good observation

[boreal ermine]

thats your weakness that you resorted to violence

[loud zephyr]

no wonder you got kicked out of college

[boreal ermine]

verbal thing is a fight too

well dont care

[rotund lichen]

fr tho

[loud zephyr]

do you have temper issues?

[boreal ermine]

bet he does

he vented out is anger on another human

[rigid sinew]

No i made a bit of fun of him

[boreal ermine]

that is weakness

[rigid sinew]

You still have time to correct it

[boreal ermine]

my point is proven my day is done

[jolly egret]

U wot now

[boreal ermine]

a new day starts and i got work to do

[rigid sinew]

Lol im talking abt ur grammar

[boreal ermine]

i will vent out my anger on some numericals that would somehow determine my whole future

thank you for losing this argument as well

[jolly egret]

Numericals = therapy?

[boreal ermine]

ya for me

[jolly egret]

Never in my life-

[jolly egret]

Professional fr 💪💪

[rigid sinew]

Hmmm. tryna sound wise with complex usage of English. Not bad

[boreal ermine]

makes me wanna work more

[jolly egret]

I see I see GL

[dull lynx]

same

[jolly egret]

Ahh so that’s wot I gotta do to sound wiser

[dull lynx]

I hate theory but I love numericals

[jolly egret]

Liar

[boreal ermine]

i have determined my life to these 2 years if i dont make it to a good college i off myself simple as that

[jolly egret]

No. That’s very racist of u

[boreal ermine]

W IN WOOT stands for Wins always

[boreal ermine]

wha

[rigid sinew]

I trolled that i got kicked out from my college because i argued with my principal. In actuality I got suspended. For fighting with a student lol.

[jolly egret]

Same thing but that ain’t the end of things

[dull lynx]

that's why woot n no scoot

[boreal ermine]

dont care man no good college no dreams

[jolly egret]

Ohh ok so u didn’t get kicked outta college either?

[boreal ermine]

gotta accomplism em childish tendencies buy without seeing the price tag

[jolly egret]

Every other rich fella with no degree-

[rigid sinew]

No i was suspended i made it clear yesterday

[jolly egret]

Oh ok

Wot about dropping outta college

U said u dropped out

[dull lynx]

he's a pathological liar

dropped out my ass

[boreal ermine]

good night my brother denny big up the next day ✊

[rigid sinew]

I was thinking of dropping because i got suspended. Then i was like. why? Lets try it again

[jolly egret]

Gah damn nah he said he was trolling

[boreal ermine]

goodnight woot didi

[jolly egret]

Good night imma do nerdism early tmrw

GL with ur stuff

[loud zephyr]

gn!

[jolly egret]

Ahh nvm then that’s fair

[jolly egret]

Gn altho I ain’t sleeping yet

[rotund lichen]

YES LESS GOO

[rigid sinew]

Im sorry i dropped ur ass. Hope i didnt break it

[loud zephyr]

call me a boomer
but wdym by nerdism?

[dull lynx]

I'm sorry I'm a minor stay away 🔞

[jolly egret]

Nerdism = art of being a nerd

[rotund lichen]

i do be nerdin rn

[jolly egret]

Imagine being a nerd

[loud zephyr]

ok but what your gonna do?

[rigid sinew]

Oh my bad. U sounded like my grandma with bad back

[dull lynx]

omg the weeknd

[rotund lichen]

u dont need imagining

[dull lynx]

fix it my dear

[rigid sinew]

Bro dont call that

[loud zephyr]

@dull lynx wt?

[jolly egret]

Prolly data mining and machine learning

[loud zephyr]

oh okay

[jolly egret]

U is extra nerdy (trust)

[dull lynx]

Im joking right now

[rigid sinew]

Most of the times she say is bluff. Its hard to distinguish whats true and whats not

[loud zephyr]

I am f confused abt ur age
but nvm

[loud zephyr]

yep

[dull lynx]

I am 35.

[rigid sinew]

If ur wondering abt her age. She barely a teen. So be careful

[boreal ermine]

4 years ago

[loud zephyr]

35 lives in antartica, -17 years, in high school,
she, SHE (you had a HE role first)

[rigid sinew]

Wait what?

[loud zephyr]

I think so yes

[dull lynx]

I NEVER HAD A HE

[rigid sinew]

Ok. Now theres a Chance woot is actually a he

[dull lynx]

messed up roles my bad

ok fine wait

[jolly egret]

Middle aged man trust

[loud zephyr]

oh no ur playing games rn

[dull lynx]

wait na

[rigid sinew]

From the info we received i can conclude this case by saying woot is actually an alien

[dull lynx]

look

my roles

[loud zephyr]

dont

[dull lynx]

sori

[loud zephyr]

I know ur in high school

[dull lynx]

who said

[loud zephyr]

you said

[dull lynx]

I'm 35 wtf

[rigid sinew]

Woot. Ur full of crap

[dull lynx]

y'all 😭

[rigid sinew]

But its good

[loud zephyr]

hell no
I refuse to believe it by ur actions

[steep pier]

Why are you behaving like that

[dull lynx]

what did I even do

[rigid sinew]

Atleast it will protect u from child predators

[dull lynx]

no I'm stronk

[rigid sinew]

I was once attacked by a predator

[boreal ermine]

show me ur id

[dull lynx]

it's not hard to find

[boreal ermine]

damn

[dull lynx]

ur asking for too much. id rather keep that private, my dear.

[loud zephyr]

I mean by the way you act?

[dull lynx]

like what

[rigid sinew]

My old pfp was an artist called bjork. A gurl. Some dude thought i was a gurl and he started dming weird stuff

[loud zephyr]

only my life is boring ig

[rigid sinew]

He thought i was a girl

[loud zephyr]

like rn you trying to hide ur real identity?

[loud zephyr]

haha wtf? lol

[rigid sinew]

My pfp was a woman artist

[dull lynx]

no lmao

[rigid sinew]

He started dming 80s pick up lines

[dull lynx]

weirdo

[boreal ermine]

tell me something only a 35 year old knows

[boreal ermine]

Bruh she is 15 yr old she / her woman

[dull lynx]

call his momma and tell on him

[rigid sinew]

Thanx appreciate it

[dull lynx]

I ain't 15 kid

[boreal ermine]

14 ig

[loud zephyr]

gotcha

[rigid sinew]

I have his mom's number

[loud zephyr]

wait whats the min age for using discord?

[dull lynx]

idk

[rigid sinew]

Dw. Its 13

[dull lynx]

13

[steep pier]

Woot is 14 and is 5"00

[loud zephyr]

ah missed by 2

[boreal ermine]

so your -17

[loud zephyr]

nvm

[boreal ermine]

damn

[steep pier]

She also lives with the fucking penguins

[dull lynx]

k fine

[steep pier]

And that's true

[rigid sinew]

If u wanna act like 35. Jus say ur currently in a mid life crisis

[dull lynx]

atlear they like me

I'M SO TIRED

[loud zephyr]

what? somebody says shes 15 somebody says 14, she says shes f 35?

[graceful jacinth]

that can even happen at 18

[steep pier]

Trust me, she's 14 and is five feet

[dull lynx]

no

[rotund lichen]

Woot is 35

[dull lynx]

I'm prolly taller than that

[boreal ermine]

how do u know

[rigid sinew]

Pls dont scare me. I wanna be in denial

[wet linden]

Hiii
Can y'll talk to me about ur senior year experience in hs?
Like studying, exams, friends etc

[steep pier]

Cuz she told us

[dull lynx]

trust

[rigid sinew]

Woot is taller so dw

[boreal ermine]

what if she was lying

[dull lynx]

lol

[rigid sinew]

Taller in her dreams that is hehehe

[loud zephyr]

here comes another one
welcome sir

[steep pier]

Ask @rotund lichen then

[dull lynx]

shhhhhhhhhh

[steep pier]

Here come the sun doo doo doo doo

[rotund lichen]

I just said she was 35

[rigid sinew]

Thats woots fiance. Show respect

[boreal ermine]

damn

[steep pier]

Oh right I forgot, she's 35, mb @boreal ermine

[boreal ermine]

@dull lynx how much you make a month

[loud zephyr]

fr?

[dull lynx]

good

[rotund lichen]

Hehehe

[dull lynx]

like 2L

[boreal ermine]

all good

[rigid sinew]

Ask her if u dont believe

[boreal ermine]

She is than you ig

[boreal ermine]

what does l mean

[dull lynx]

lakhs

[loud zephyr]

akari is a she and woot is a she

[wet linden]

Yo did someone even see my text lol

[loud zephyr]

ah hell no I dont wanna get cancelled

[dull lynx]

oh

[loud zephyr]

nope lol what did you said?

[rigid sinew]

Can u go sleep sire? Its way past ur bedtime

[wet linden]

Lolll

[rigid sinew]

Im sorry i dont get what u mean

[boreal ermine]

I’m batman

[wet linden]

He means taller

[loud zephyr]

nvm
when you turn 35 you will understand it

[dull lynx]

yes

[wet linden]

I said this lol

[rigid sinew]

No ur sasta krish

[dull lynx]

jaadu

[rigid sinew]

What?

[fathom oyster]

Guys can you all jst help me to get out of sm shit!!

[wet linden]

Yoda

[boreal ermine]

You are the hobbit then

[dull lynx]

get up

[wet linden]

Like what

[loud zephyr]

do you have a window there?

[wet linden]

Bro

[steep pier]

@dull lynx can I suggest you a song

[dull lynx]

tell

[fathom oyster]

There is this guy Proposing me everyday even after i rejected him!

[steep pier]

I changed my mind

[dull lynx]

tell his mom

[wet linden]

Lol that's scary

[loud zephyr]

@steep pier

[steep pier]

WHY TF HAVE YOU TAGGED ME

[loud zephyr]

can I suggest you a song?

[steep pier]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM THE DUDE THAT PROPOSED?

[dull lynx]

give him my number ill whoop his ass rq he'll remember everything

[dull lynx]

TELL ME NOW

[loud zephyr]

damn take it slow man

[rigid sinew]

Rather be a hobbit than a guy who is proud of something that he was born with

[wet linden]

Lmfaooooo

[steep pier]

you're as tall as a fucking mint

[steep pier]

go on with the song

[rigid sinew]

U got the wrong ping brother

[dull lynx]

im stronk

[boreal ermine]

Rather be batman than someone with anger issues

[steep pier]

you're shit

[graceful jacinth]

tell the most people around you so they can help out

[rotund lichen]

Lmaoo

[wet linden]

I did propose and I would suggest everyone skip that part

[fathom oyster]

@wet linden ig😂

[dull lynx]

youre full of shit

[rotund lichen]

HEY

[loud zephyr]

I kinda now dont want to
I just tagged you and you took it as a proposal??

[steep pier]

At least I know I am

[wet linden]

Dang what's going on tdy

[steep pier]

did she refuse

[dull lynx]

doesn't make it better

[steep pier]

yeah truth burns, does it

[graceful jacinth]

and stay super clear, you said hell no

[dull lynx]

u must know

[fathom oyster]

Noo i'm jst kidding its someone i know in person!

[loud zephyr]

ur indian
just tell his parents

[dull lynx]

ye what I said

[rigid sinew]

Bruhhh. I explained that yesterday and u still believe it till now. Stay in delusion until u feel happy. Come one bro. How weak r your feelings. Its jus a troll. Forget that shit already

[dull lynx]

mummy ki chappal

[steep pier]

your mum surely does

[wet linden]

No she actually liked it and it was as majestic as a dream:/
It's what happened after

[rotund lichen]

@dull lynx @steep pier both of u stfu fr

[loud zephyr]

yes @fathom oyster what @dull lynx said

[rotund lichen]

WHAT.

[fathom oyster]

Well how do uk that

[dull lynx]

atleast I have one

[steep pier]

UHHHHHHHH

[loud zephyr]

ur name?

[boreal ermine]

Ok 🙄

[steep pier]

BETTER HAVE NONE THAN A DISAPPOINTING ONE

[rotund lichen]

DUDE

[dull lynx]

u wouldn't know

[rigid sinew]

coughs * Whooping kidscoughs* could work

[dull lynx]

something better than nothing

[fathom oyster]

Well ig i gotta change my username😂

[steep pier]

I sure do know t hat you disappointed yours, so it's better if you stay away from mine, don't want to disappoint more mothers yk?

[rigid sinew]

Thank you very much

[loud zephyr]

ru exposed now
no effect in hiding ur identity now

[dull lynx]

no ur mom loves me

[rotund lichen]

Look how both of them ignored me

[fathom oyster]

r u indian?

[rigid sinew]

Akari ur kids need some discipline

[steep pier]

Akari is trying to stop us let's continue to make her mad

[dull lynx]

yes

[steep pier]

you're a fucking lizard

[dull lynx]

motherless

[loud zephyr]

what do you think? hmmm?

[rotund lichen]

No LLL for u

[rigid sinew]

Fun fact most here talking are indian

[dull lynx]

you're a fucking idiotic ass ugly rat

[graceful jacinth]

khaos

[loud zephyr]

a fucking lizard? damn shes minor jeez

[rotund lichen]

Im so done

[steep pier]

and your momma so fat, thanos had to snap twice for her

[fathom oyster]

Yes ofc indian!

[loud zephyr]

yep

[rotund lichen]

This is fucking kindergarten

[wet linden]

Hiii
Can y'll talk to me about ur senior year experience in hs?
Like studying, exams, friends etc

[rigid sinew]

Akari such a weak mum. If i was their mom.i would show them how to behave

[wet linden]

Hiii
Can y'll talk to me about ur senior year experience in hs?
Like studying, exams, friends etc

[dull lynx]

yo mama so fat her alphabets start with obcd

[steep pier]

nice one

[loud zephyr]

oh f I took the meaning literal way mb lol

[dull lynx]

hah, I know

[dull lynx]

elaborate

[steep pier]

YO MAMA SO FAT, IT TOOK ME TWO BUSES AND A TRAIN TO GET TO HER GOOD SIDE

[graceful jacinth]

wow

[loud zephyr]

nothing
nvm

[dull lynx]

yo mama so ugly she left u cuz u ugly

[rigid sinew]

Study alot. Friends might lie to u saying they know nothing but they know everything. Never rely on ur friend's words. Study hard

[dull lynx]

bolllll

[steep pier]

yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator"

[loud zephyr]

are fight pe focus karo

[rotund lichen]

So guys whats new

[rigid sinew]

I have a yo mama i assure u you will love it. Can I say it plsss. Its very creative

[loud zephyr]

logic and woot describes each other moms?

[rotund lichen]

Other than that 🙃

[rigid sinew]

Im in love with someone

[graceful jacinth]

why does it sound like a bad idea

[rotund lichen]

Ih oh whoo

[dull lynx]

yo mama so fat when she shit the whole house blows up

[dull lynx]

ok thik

[wet linden]

Well then good thing I don't have friends

[rigid sinew]

Yo mama fat joke. Its not racist or anything controversial

[graceful jacinth]

WHY DO YOU ASK ME THEN

[steep pier]

yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl

[graceful jacinth]

sus

[rigid sinew]

I wanna say it to u

[rotund lichen]

Okay stfu and pay attention

[steep pier]

SH

[graceful jacinth]

sure

[rigid sinew]

Yo mama so fat she falls on both sides of the bed

[dull lynx]

yo mama so fat when they buried her the earth went round

[steep pier]

yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince

[graceful jacinth]

it's not even fat it's liquid at this point

[dull lynx]

yo mama so ugly the mirror broke when she does makeup

[boreal ermine]

Why would she fall then she Is on the bed only her hands would be touching the floor that means her mom tall

[rigid sinew]

Forget science right now. How was the joke...

[graceful jacinth]

5/10 max

[steep pier]

yo mama so mean, even hello kitty said goodbye

[loud zephyr]

what is going on lmaoooooo

[boreal ermine]

True

[rotund lichen]

Okay please guys shut the fuck up

[rigid sinew]

Shit. I guz copied doesnt work

[graceful jacinth]

gotta be original

[dull lynx]

yo mama so ugly her portraits hang herself

[boreal ermine]

Themselves

[rigid sinew]

I love how the only counter u have is height. Such sad life

[rotund lichen]

Are u googling this?

[dull lynx]

sory my bad

[dull lynx]

I have my homie

[boreal ermine]

I didn’t even comment on yo height

[dull lynx]

ok im tired

[boreal ermine]

I commented on the science that goes above your head

[boreal ermine]

This isn’t a short joke I swear

[rigid sinew]

Its been ages since u said since u said its a new day and crap and that day u were gonna do something. Go do it mate

[boreal ermine]

Already done

Solved the what’s called hardest hence free

[dull lynx]

bros smart

[boreal ermine]

I am didi

[dull lynx]

hi didi

[rigid sinew]

Good to know

[rotund lichen]

14 yo?

[dull lynx]

idk

I forgor

[kind ocean]

yo mama so dead she takes inspiration from this chat

[boreal ermine]

Dumb

[dull lynx]

majne kya kia :(

[rigid sinew]

Not bad

[boreal ermine]

But the chats Alive kinda

The discussion is dead so agreed

[kind ocean]

not if i have anything to say about it

[boreal ermine]

i wanna prank call the police

[rigid sinew]

If the police are chill with it go for it

Did u jus deleted that

Deleting that doesnt matter. Mods can see that

[dull lynx]

did + sub + v1 remember it

[rigid sinew]

What v1

[dull lynx]

verb first form

[rigid sinew]

Oh lol. U u were writing sentence formula

[dull lynx]

lol yeah

[boreal ermine]

i just don't wanna make more people cringe

[rigid sinew]

I thought u were writing those L ratio stuff

[boreal ermine]

plus it's just a joke about racist cops

[rigid sinew]

It was a typo. Smart phones do like correcting things that doesnt need correction

[dull lynx]

no bozo stuff

[dull lynx]

just saying. might be a common mistake people make

[boreal ermine]

i can pay 5$ for image perms

[tender turtle]

booty

[rigid sinew]

Its only common in lower classes. No one does that in higher classes. In higher its all advanced English

[old prawn]

Eyo...what're you talking about? I'm bored

[rigid sinew]

I got 1

[tender turtle]

booty

[dull lynx]

what do you mean bby lower and higher

[tender turtle]

why

[rigid sinew]

Secondary and higher secondary/colleges?

[kind ocean]

lower class - less money and influence. upper class - more money + influence

[dull lynx]

not really

[rigid sinew]

U need it if u wanna sit without sending shockwaves through ur backbone

[kind ocean]

they’re using ‘class’ to mean ‘socioeconomic class’, at least i think

booty

[tender turtle]

oh thats actually interesting

[rigid sinew]

U ve seen high classes do that?

[dull lynx]

yea

[tender turtle]

i have never truly thought about the purpose of the human booty

[rigid sinew]

Ooooh

[dull lynx]

accessory organ

[rigid sinew]

Thats sad. Well that basically means ur in 9th or 10th

[dull lynx]

yeah

I've seen old people do too

[rigid sinew]

To create more human being

[tender turtle]

the booty is not a reproductive organ

[rigid sinew]

Its jus careless mistakes and no ones really perfect in english. Not even the professors

[dull lynx]

THIS ID VERY BASIC AND ANNOYING

[rigid sinew]

I read it as human body

[boreal ermine]

what are ya'll talking bout

[dull lynx]

booty

[tender turtle]

booty

[kind ocean]

in australia, we get stupider in our language the more you move up academically

[boreal ermine]

why

[rigid sinew]

I dont understand u when u talk in capslock. What r u talking. What id

[dull lynx]

is

[tender turtle]

its a nice topic

[rigid sinew]

U mean u get more colloquial with the language?

[rigid sinew]

Alright

[dull lynx]

I'm deeply sorry from the core of my heart,mister.

[tender turtle]

@boreal ermine do u have spotify i want to judge your music pls

[rigid sinew]

People talking in capslock gives me trauma

[dull lynx]

why

[tender turtle]

capslock induced ptsd

[kind ocean]

somewhat yeah. it’s sort of a bell curve, where people’s language gets more sophisticated, but once you’re having discussions with people on a similar level to you, you don’t need to use the proper terms as much

so many of the higher-level arts professors i’ve spoken to talk like absolute madmen

[tender turtle]

that makes sense for an art professor but what about the stem lads

[rigid sinew]

It's like someone's shouting at me. My dad used to do that. I wanna fucking slap people's head, hack and slash them sometimes when they shout right at my face

[dull lynx]

finna do that

[rigid sinew]

Lol

[tender turtle]

oh okay daddy issues, real

[dull lynx]

ok gn

[kind ocean]

can’t speak for stem sry </3

[rigid sinew]

Hell yeah

[tender turtle]

gn woot

[tender turtle]

thats gotta be the lamest form of ptsd sorry

[dull lynx]

gn dying slowly

[tender turtle]

oh okay good im tired of these stem majors

[rigid sinew]

Lol. Not daddy issues. More like domestic violence issues.

[high ore]

well its for your own good if your dad shout at you cuz he want to raise a man

[rigid sinew]

It fucking is

[high ore]

not some soft western

[tender turtle]

thats just a more specific form of daddy issues. u have daddy issues

[rigid sinew]

My dad beats my mom and sister becuz he had a bad day lol

[tender turtle]

no excuse for shouting at your kid unless they actually did something bad

thats some backwards thinking

[rigid sinew]

Theres a difference between shouting at ur family and teaching them manners.

[tender turtle]

wanting to raise "strong tough men" usually is just abuse lol

[jolly egret]

No idea I’m happy for wotever my dad did I would’ve been a bratty wimp if he didn’t

[rigid sinew]

I would sign up for the army not join the family

[tender turtle]

damn mustve sucked living in a household like that im sorry

[dull lynx]

he's next

[high ore]

i mean westerns are just sent back to their rooms not hitted and u can see the result

[rigid sinew]

Who?

[high ore]

now that's fucked

sorry for you

[dull lynx]

ur dad

[high ore]

i hope you are good,man

[rigid sinew]

Still want my dad to make a man out of me?

[tender turtle]

the problems seen in western society have a shit ton of other reasons i really dont think thats the problem lmao

[high ore]

but having a father figure will help you to be stronk

g

[tender turtle]

they literally have guns everywhere like please a mother putting her son in timeout for raising his voice at her or some shit isnt the problem

[dull lynx]

what if only mommi

[tender turtle]

yeah a good one

[high ore]

well the familly is the key if the family is fucked the kids will be fucked

[jolly egret]

Honestly bro the best thing to do is try to adapt and not focus on things u can’t change

[rigid sinew]

He actually did make me strong. One day he started doing it again(beating my mom). I was 19 at that time. I couldn't take it anymore. I went outside my room. Beat him to a pulp.

[tender turtle]

yeah ofc

[rigid sinew]

Hes a fucking coward

[jolly egret]

And definitely don’t go for people who would pity u and make u feel good and stuff cuz that’s only gonna help u for a lil bit

[high ore]

father figure is not necessarily must be the dad it can be any male with like a guide

[tender turtle]

damn

[dull lynx]

yes

[jolly egret]

Fair u learn from experiences

[dull lynx]

gn fr now

[high ore]

damn that's a kratos moment

[tender turtle]

youre not bullshitting us again are you @rigid sinew i cant be giving out this empathy for nothing

[rigid sinew]

Hes a coward. Hes a scared of the people outside so he beats women. Dude even tried beating his mom. Later my mom found out from a psychologist that he is a Narcissist

[rigid sinew]

Wallahi im not

[tender turtle]

alright u swore i trust u

[high ore]

bro i hope you are strong enough to defend your mom

[jolly egret]

Drama lover vibes

[rigid sinew]

This is a truth. I ve said this to my old buddies in this server

[jolly egret]

Alr nah I stopped bullying kids cya

[tender turtle]

thats not a surprising diagnosis ngl

[rigid sinew]

I was very scared of him when i beat him. He bleeded. He could have filed a case. But he didnt fortunately. It was mostly fear that made me do it lol

[high ore]

wtf this exactly like kratos beating zeus i mean i hope he realise his mistake

[tender turtle]

thats so pathetic. hitting someone you think is "below" you to try to feel powerful when you know youre a piece of shit

[rigid sinew]

U do realize what a Narcissist is right?

[tender turtle]

i have nothing but pity for people like him honestly

[high ore]

nop

i'm bad in unfamiliar adjectives

[tender turtle]

did you move out now?

[tender turtle]

bros talking about kratos and zues😭

[high ore]

but isn't hitting your father haram

[tender turtle]

yeah i dont think hitting your wife is halal either you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes

[rigid sinew]

Ooooh bwoiiii. U wont below theres a kind of character called Narcissists in real life. Its very complex to explain. U have to google. Its quite famous nowadays. During dating time in western countries. People check out if their partner is Narcissist or not before entering into relationship

[rigid sinew]

So is hitting ur wife. And even children

[high ore]

let me check translator

[high ore]

i think it is but as a last solution

[rigid sinew]

Didnt i say my mum and dad is separated. I live with my grandpa now

[high ore]

and not like punching

[tender turtle]

ohh okay good, i hope your moms fine. my parents are also divorced, it was a good decision

[rigid sinew]

Beating ur wife isn't allowed. Its been verified by the mohammed. If u dont like her. Divorce. Beating aint the solution

[tender turtle]

we dont even have to be bringing religion into this its just common sense

[high ore]

nop it is if its "nachiz" do you know arabic by any chance to types it

[rigid sinew]

Really? Damn. Guz im not alone. Btw. Didnt divorce. Hes not ready to give talaq or the mehar. We r jus living away from him

[tender turtle]

ohh he didnt agree on it ofc

[rigid sinew]

I read arabi

[tender turtle]

ive seen this kind of thing a lot idk why they never agree

[high ore]

اذا كانت ناشز لا تطيع الزوج

[rigid sinew]

He took my mom's mehar. Not giving it back. And not performing talaq.

[rigid sinew]

I can only read it.... I cant understand it

[tender turtle]

yeah, thankfully my situation wasnt as bad and i have a decent relationship with my dad. havent seen him in a while though

[high ore]

oh

[tender turtle]

oh wtf i didnt even know you could do that

is that legal? taking her mehar

[rigid sinew]

I learnt arabi to read quran. Unfortunately i couldn't master arabi completey

[tender turtle]

man thats fucked up but im not going to enter a religious debate on discord lmao

[rigid sinew]

In religion its haram. But here we have justice court. And not only that. My mom gave the mehar to help him in his hard times. He never gave the mehar back. He is basically a manipulative bitch

[tender turtle]

ohh okay that sucks

this is why financial independence is so important for a woman

[rigid sinew]

Is this from the quran

[high ore]

only case to hit the wife if she is "non obey" and in arabic its nachiz

[high ore]

yepp

and sunnah

but as the last solution

and non harmful hitting

[tender turtle]

which ayah

[high ore]

let me search for english quran

[jolly egret]

Stressful

[tender turtle]

yeah i remember my islam teacher talking about this, i think only a light hit on the head or something like that is permissible, not the face

[tender turtle]

i can read arabic

[jolly egret]

@turbid vector get ur non depressed ahh on 😭

[rigid sinew]

We shouldn't listen to the raw translation of the quran. There r interpretations by prophet and other scholars verified by the prophet. We have to understand those interpretations

[turbid vector]

what hapned

[tender turtle]

yeah ofc u cant just take something out of context i just want to know the ayah so i can look into it

[turbid vector]

ive been doing english nerding i want to kms

[tender turtle]

booty

[jolly egret]

Nothin do u believe all blondes are stupid

[jolly egret]

Weren’t u good at Englis

[turbid vector]

i blond is kewl

[rigid sinew]

Nothing is permissible. It was a sarcasm made by a famous scholar when a dude approached him and asked if he could beat his wife

[turbid vector]

im average

[high ore]

وَاللَّاتِي تَخَافُونَ نُشُوزَهُنَّ فَعِظُوهُنَّ وَاهْجُرُوهُنَّ فِي الْمَضَاجِعِ وَاضْرِبُوهُنَّ فَإِنْ أَطَعْنَكُمْ فَلَا تَبْغُوا عَلَيْهِنَّ سَبِيلًا. [النساء: 34]

[jolly egret]

I see I see

[jolly egret]

U got a test tmrw?

[high ore]

look at the last part

[turbid vector]

just the exam needs you to remember quotes from a book so im just making flashcards

[rigid sinew]

And guys dont jus read stuff from Internet

[turbid vector]

all next week

ive started revising a week before my exams look how responsible i am :DDD

[jolly egret]

Man makes flash cards? Online flash cards?

[tender turtle]

oh wow thats def not what i was taught, whered u get that from tho

[jolly egret]

Fr 💪💪

[tender turtle]

woah a whole week

[turbid vector]

i have apple pen to revise so i just make notebooks online and write shit there

saving the trees look how nice i am

[jolly egret]

Ahh

[jolly egret]

I’m convinced u would burn a tree for fun

[turbid vector]

i would

[jolly egret]

Bro-

[turbid vector]

if there werent any consequences for it i would

[jolly egret]

U ever burn a book before

[high ore]

@tender turtle where are u

[jolly egret]

Also convinced u punch walls for fun

Heard it’s a very brit thing to do

[rigid sinew]

From a scholar who used to show up in a saudi arabia tv show. He will answers through the tv that the viewers watch. He showed them a weak looking twig and said u can touch her with this. Its basically the scholar trying to humble him by saying u cant beat ur wife. Even the prophet said to never hurt ur wife

[turbid vector]

ive never done it but i know people who have

[tender turtle]

looking some thing up

[turbid vector]

as they say 'pain is an illusion'

[high ore]

you might make your fists bleed

[jolly egret]

Yeaaa Yolow sent that vid today

Bro rubbed glass chunks on his hands and stuff

[high ore]

yep but not your non obey wife

[jolly egret]

Pretty sure they do

I’ve got an air crack cuz of it and I did it cuz curious

[rigid sinew]

I once rolled my notebok page into a cigar and smoked it. I never smoked after that even a real one

[high ore]

lol then why but i think over time you wont feel your fist

[jolly egret]

Should’ve had some chalk powder in it

[high ore]

like tigress in kong fu panda

[turbid vector]

😭

[rigid sinew]

Im confused. What non obey wife..

[jolly egret]

Fair

[jolly egret]

U a masochist bro?

[turbid vector]

bro

[tender turtle]

i thought this one wasnt british

[jolly egret]

Imma take that as a yes

[tender turtle]

mista are you british

[high ore]

like when you order something non haram but she refuse to do it

nachiz

[turbid vector]

NO BRO

[jolly egret]

Almost every single brit boi I know does it mista’s an exception ofc

[turbid vector]

yes

[tender turtle]

oh my goodness

[jolly egret]

Very very unexpected

[turbid vector]

BRO??? ARE YOU DUMB YOU THINK I LIKE GETTING HURT??

[tender turtle]

can you bomb cambridge real quick for me id really appreciate it

[turbid vector]

BRO I HATE GETTING JUMPSCARED IN GAMES I GET SCARED TO SHIT YOU THINK I ENJOY PAIN

[jolly egret]

Am I dum? Maybe do I think u like getting hurt? Yes without a doubt

[turbid vector]

i want to do cambridge exam though 😭

[jolly egret]

Ohhh nvm then

[rigid sinew]

Well for example imagine ur wife did what my dad did to me. Would u watch her and do nothing? Thats what they meant. But unfortunately people exploit this

[tender turtle]

oh are u doing your gcses

or a levels

[rigid sinew]

Play the game "no players online"

[high ore]

bro monkeys started to brush their teeth at this rate they might catch on brits (jk plz dont feel offended )

[turbid vector]

gcse

a levels next year 😔

[tender turtle]

ah okay

[jolly egret]

A Y O

fair Brit’s have good teeth no cap

[tender turtle]

oh wait ur mista penguin my bad i thought u were another msita

[turbid vector]

BRO ITS A FACT THAT BIRITSH DENTAL CARE IS SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN AMERICANS SO SHUT UP

[turbid vector]

nyeees

[jolly egret]

How can u possibly not recognise this brit boi

[tender turtle]

mista pengion i missed u very much❤️

[high ore]

you are making a rare case a general one thats a mistake