general-chat

[tender turtle]

feast of sacrifice sounds so theatrical lmao

[stoic lodge]

i was trying to remember the timeline of the israel-palestine conflict cause syria is like right there and i thought "they had to have done something"

[boreal ermine]

it is what it's called though

[stoic lodge]

didn't get there lmao

[tender turtle]

damn mine are in like japan and shit its impossible toget us all together

[boreal ermine]

they participated in the 6 day war i think

[stoic lodge]

bahrain is literally so small i didn't see it greyed out on the map

and kazakhstan idk i just forgot it was real

i got all the other -stan countries though 🤷

[boreal ermine]

tf they doing there lmao imagine paying 20 dollars for a single watermelon 😭😭

[sacred hamlet]

WHY MASACHUSES IS EAST WHAT

[tender turtle]

not all of its expensive

[stoic lodge]

quincy 🇮🇪

[boreal ermine]

yeah if they live in tokyo

[stoic lodge]

you can go out of your way to buy expensive fruit

it isn't all expensive

[boreal ermine]

"all"

[stoic lodge]

you're saying "all" like that just shattered reality, there are normal things and expensive things in life lol

[tender turtle]

lmfao

im gonna go study byebye

[stoic lodge]

maybe i do argue idk

[boreal ermine]

bye🫡

[sacred hamlet]

37%

this quiz is bullshit

[stoic lodge]

nice work 👍

[sacred hamlet]

have a good study <3

[stoic lodge]

did you hit delaware

[sacred hamlet]

no

[stoic lodge]

if so that's like an extra 5%

[sacred hamlet]

fuck xD

[stoic lodge]

you always gotta remember

[sacred hamlet]

why the fuck washington is so high!!!

[stoic lodge]

rhode island is where family guy is set

that way you will never forget rhode island

[sacred hamlet]

i know its under new york

[stoic lodge]

people are shocked to learn rhode island isn't an island

[sacred hamlet]

thats why i didnt find it lmao

alaska and hawai is ez

[stoic lodge]

dc is next to maryland

you're probably thinking of that

[sacred hamlet]

yes

not capital, the state

AND WHY THE FUCK THERE IS A STATE AND A CAPITAL

[stoic lodge]

idk lol

dc stands for district of columbia

fun fact of the day

[sacred hamlet]

its much easier in ukraine. each state is named after the main city in the state

[sacred hamlet]

lmao

[stoic lodge]

this makes sense

kansas city is in missouri

[sacred hamlet]

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[sacred hamlet]

what state are you from btw

[stoic lodge]

uhh

my bit falls apart here

sudak i have to tell you a secret

[sacred hamlet]

xD

oh no, you are not actually american

[stoic lodge]

hey hey who said that

[naive mulch]

Hi guy

[thick spruce]

damn i wish those "freelance 20$ per hour no experience" jobs werent a scam

[boreal ermine]

yeah but tokyo has a tendency to have d
expensive asf fruits

[rotund lichen]

im done with test and done with my life

[sacred hamlet]

you have a long life, dont be done with it so easily xD

[rotund lichen]

but i feel like i will never code again

more than 4 hours without break is enough ;-;

[boreal ermine]

huh?

math?

[sacred hamlet]

4 hours???

girl 💃 🧯

[stoic lodge]

coding 🤩 ilove coding

[tender turtle]

woahh thats insane

my longest test was 2 hours 30 mins and i almost died

[stoic lodge]

whoa you actually studied again ‼️

[tender turtle]

acually i was arguing with my brother

[stoic lodge]

all my exams are 2.5 hours wtf

[tender turtle]

damn L

[rotund lichen]

no i have deadline till tomorrow i just wanted it to turn in as soon as possible so i have time for another subjects;-;

[tender turtle]

to be fair it wasnt that bad i just had stomach issues lmao

[rotund lichen]

nope cpp

[tender turtle]

clenchingmy stomach while solcing math problems

[tender turtle]

oh yeah smart

[boreal ermine]

btw i made 0 progress

[stoic lodge]

me when memory management

[boreal ermine]

more like one day remaining now

[rotund lichen]

in calculus? try khan academy they explain simply

[rotund lichen]

im so brain ded rn im like denny

[stoic lodge]

o nice ‼️

[stoic lodge]

sort(arr.begin(), arr.end())

[rotund lichen]

its more like multimap

[stoic lodge]

using namespace std

[rotund lichen]

;

[tender turtle]

gonna go study now though byebye

[stoic lodge]

i love c++ ‼️

i love dsa ‼️

[boreal ermine]

I spent brain instead on thinking about my crush

[rotund lichen]

my dudeeeeeeeeeeee

thats why i dont do crushes during exams

[rotund lichen]

classes are so funn

but then u have sets

[boreal ermine]

i am crushing on her since whole semester

more like 2

[rotund lichen]

and maps and suddenly im out of there

[stoic lodge]

binary search trees 🤯

[boreal ermine]

need help

[stoic lodge]

O(log n) 🤯

[boreal ermine]

someone help

[rotund lichen]

with crush????????

[stoic lodge]

idk call her

[rotund lichen]

stfu they have tests

[boreal ermine]

i want to forget her

[stoic lodge]

call your other friends

[rotund lichen]

just think how cool u will be after NOT failing tests

[thick spruce]

i mf stopped counting the times i was offered job that is underneath my education

[rotund lichen]

i hate when they do thaaaaaaaat

[boreal ermine]

i have become so numb now honestly i wouldn't feel anything

i need mental health

[rotund lichen]

u feel like that rn but after finals u will only feel guilt and denial

been there done that

work on it before its not too late

[sacred hamlet]

at least you were offered jobs

most need to be little bitches and ask for jobs

[boreal ermine]

idk man i can't pass hour without thinking about her

[sacred hamlet]

ask her nicely, if she says she is not interested then be nice about it and offer being a friend instead

[thick spruce]

I was offered job of a unclassified worker meanwhile i have cnc programmer degree

[sacred hamlet]

lmao

[boreal ermine]

staying friends never works

[rotund lichen]

u make me wanna rewatch cowboy bebop in middle of midterms

[sacred hamlet]

true, but its not about staying friends, its about not being a dickhead

[thick spruce]

Havent watched any anime for a solid year or 2

[boreal ermine]

i just want to friend really, in fact i did ask before. We were still friends after that but then intrusive thoughts kicked in and i stopped talking for good

[rotund lichen]

not a year but somewhere there me too and i kinda miss it

[jolly egret]

It’s ez just stop talking bout em in here and you’ll be a step ahead 👍👍👍

[boreal ermine]

Now I am on emotional roller coaster

[sacred hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GnoyahuJ_t8

[boreal ermine]

I hate this age

[rotund lichen]

denny 5 sessions? ur nerding

[jolly egret]

Bout to start the rest now

I was still out for 4 hours tho 💪

@boreal ermine @turbid vector big fan

[rotund lichen]

wow suddenly ppl in chat are being productive

[turbid vector]

waght

[rotund lichen]

even zaza is studying

[jolly egret]

Wsg

[sacred hamlet]

wait im sorry i sent a wrong video. Basically if you want to show that you started developing feeling towards someone the best way of actions is to just tell them

[turbid vector]

hello baybe

[sacred hamlet]

and not make a big deal out of it

[jolly egret]

Methaholic

[turbid vector]

yessa

[boreal ermine]

I agree with denny here. The more you talk about this, the more your brain will associate it with the feeling that you are losing something valuable. Break the cycle or your thoughts will keep on looping

@rotund lichen if i just memorise identities will i be fine

[sacred hamlet]

hello penguin how are you

[jolly egret]

U nerding?

[turbid vector]

im eating breakfast its 1:30PM 🤑

[jolly egret]

Breakfast-

[dull lynx]

sup nerd

[rotund lichen]

idk how ur test works ;-;

[turbid vector]

thats a joke ( i have exam in 2 days)

[boreal ermine]

more like brunch

[jolly egret]

Boi who u calling a nerd u of all people 💀

[dull lynx]

woah identities

what are identites

[jolly egret]

Ohh mines on Monday GL tho

[boreal ermine]

where's ya pfp

[dull lynx]

im not a nerd

[sacred hamlet]

where is your pfp bro

[boreal ermine]

i also need to stop being chronically online anybody 30 min forest?

[dull lynx]

penguin ate it

[turbid vector]

i have on everyday apart from thursday

[jolly egret]

Aint no way u don’t know wot that is

[dull lynx]

jk i was bored

[sacred hamlet]

you have a premium??

[jolly egret]

Finals?

[rotund lichen]

woot are u being productive?

[dull lynx]

I know

[dull lynx]

cmon man I just got free from tution stuff

[turbid vector]

3 weeks until those

[jolly egret]

Yes good nerd

[dull lynx]

my teacher took a test

[turbid vector]

and thats a month straight everyday exams

[rotund lichen]

omg whats happening today

[dull lynx]

bro was cackling over my idiotcity

[boreal ermine]

it's questionable but yes

[jolly egret]

Ahh I have like 2 tests a day but it’s internals and ends on Thursday

[boreal ermine]

make it 40min and i will join

[jolly egret]

Imma join some nerdy vc and get started cya

[dull lynx]

what is

[turbid vector]

i can send u my exam schedule its so stoopid

[jolly egret]

Go on

[rotund lichen]

everyone's being productive

[turbid vector]

maths and physics kn the same day and maths and cs on other day

[dull lynx]

same tho but im sad

[jolly egret]

Oh ya u have like 2-3 math stuff

[rotund lichen]

why sad wootie:(

[turbid vector]

3 math papers

[sacred hamlet]

what room are you at denny skaterboy

[dull lynx]

I can't math

[turbid vector]

4 english papers and one of em is 2 hours long

[boreal ermine]

sure, thing is i don't have pc i can only watch any guide or something on phone

[dull lynx]

give me like 20 variables in a question I can do it but not numbers

[boreal ermine]

gimme 5min

[rotund lichen]

thats like opposite of me

[jolly egret]

No idea imma get on my pc first and then decide

[dull lynx]

oh and signs <<<<<<

one minus sign and it's all over for me

instead of plus 💀

[rotund lichen]

oh yeah i did that on entrance exam

[sacred hamlet]

k im in the study room 6 if you'd like to join me

[dull lynx]

I be doing [-(-6)]² as - 36

[sacred hamlet]

woot..

[dull lynx]

im sori

[jolly egret]

in 5

[rotund lichen]

....

[sacred hamlet]

damn you like crowds so much

[flint jolt]

extrovert tingz

[dull lynx]

SEE i just solved -6²= 36 and there was another - sign so I put - before 36 :((

[stoic lodge]

where is the eagle

[flint jolt]

they died

[sacred hamlet]

hiii bun

[flint jolt]

hello sudak :3

[stoic lodge]

🪦

[sacred hamlet]

<3

[stoic lodge]

rip chiefing eagle 🫡

[jolly egret]

meant in 5 min lol

[sacred hamlet]

oh lmao

[turbid vector]

another day and another fucking pfp and about me change

[flint jolt]

come to the funeral

[stoic lodge]

when is it

[jolly egret]

alr imma get started

[flint jolt]

today

[sacred hamlet]

FUCK

[flint jolt]

glko denden

[stoic lodge]

when today

[flint jolt]

in 10hrs

[sacred hamlet]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHICKEN IN THE KITCHEN

[stoic lodge]

okay remind me

[flint jolt]

is burnt now

[flint jolt]

if i dont forget, sure

[rotund lichen]

what kitchen in the chicken

[flint jolt]

watch the fire brigade show up

[sacred hamlet]

no i put a frozen chicken on the table

at 8 am

[flint jolt]

oh.

[sacred hamlet]

its 3 pm now

[flint jolt]

girl-

[stoic lodge]

eat it

[rotund lichen]

well i think its cooked already

was the sun hitting it?

[dull lynx]

rhyme

im eating mutton stew tonight

[stoic lodge]

i am eating a cheesecake in a word that rhymes with cheesecake

[dull lynx]

fake

[stoic lodge]

wdym

i am literally doing it rn

[dull lynx]

no what do u mean

[dull lynx]

hahaha bien sur

[boreal ermine]

🥸

[stoic lodge]

that isn't even french

[dull lynx]

im sori I can't accent

[stoic lodge]

i made a cheesecake yestreday and i am eating it

[dull lynx]

wow

which flavour

[stoic lodge]

in a word that rhymes with cheesecake

[dull lynx]

I had butella hazelnut cheesecake once I died

[stoic lodge]

raspberry

[dull lynx]

IN A WHAT

[stoic lodge]

a word that rhymes with cheesecake

[graceful jacinth]

the bottom of a lake

[stoic lodge]

exactly

i am at the bottom of a lake

eating cheesecake

[graceful jacinth]

say hi to nessie from me

[flint jolt]

wleo stays winning fr

[dull lynx]

steak

[vague silo]

drake

[flint jolt]

whos nessie

[stoic lodge]

ol' nessua

[dull lynx]

BREAK

[graceful jacinth]

loch ness plesiosaurus

[stoic lodge]

why am i in a steak

[dull lynx]

jake

ok break

[stoic lodge]

the bottom of the lake makes the most sense

[dull lynx]

no it doesnt

[stoic lodge]

stay mad

[dull lynx]

lake doesn't wear bottoms

[dull lynx]

hahha bien sur

[stoic lodge]

"bottoms" i didn't know you were british

[dull lynx]

yeah cuz im not

[stoic lodge]

🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮

[graceful jacinth]

Because you're having a break
down and turned your neck
badly so now it's an ache

[stoic lodge]

you're effectively british now

[dull lynx]

shut up mate

[stoic lodge]

i finished the cheesecake this is not applicable anymore

[graceful jacinth]

my groooove

[stoic lodge]

i will let you know the next time i make cheesecake

[dull lynx]

u make cheesecake?

[graceful jacinth]

rhymes will go rusty so i'll find smth else

[stoic lodge]

do you have short term memory loss

[dull lynx]

idiot I used make as in present tense (habitual action)

not u MADE cheesecake

[rotund lichen]

U MADE CHEESECAKE?

[stoic lodge]

but you can also read it as you make cheesecake habitually? i didn't know you made cheesecake in te hfirst place

[stoic lodge]

yeah you just put cheese on a cake 🤦

[dull lynx]

no dumdum

it was a normal small sentence

"you make cheesecake?" (do you make cheesecake?)

[stoic lodge]

i won't be sending you any cheesecake

[dull lynx]

what did I do :((

[stoic lodge]

be british

[dull lynx]

I AM NOT BRITISH

[boreal ermine]

😭

[stoic lodge]

k dude

[turbid vector]

🇬🇧

[rotund lichen]

[narrow shell]

hey

[dull lynx]

k bro

[narrow shell]

sup everyone

[dull lynx]

hi wus good

[narrow shell]

gotta cram for a couple finals

bc there's very little time rn

hbu

[dull lynx]

man good luck

im gonna study as well

[steep pier]

Woot where's your pfp

Also imagine being from Antarctica

[sacred hamlet]

i did my chicken, feels good

[sacred hamlet]

oh fuck wish you luck man

[jolly egret]

englis

[boreal ermine]

guys i hope yt shorts becomes a seperate app

[sacred hamlet]

pls no

wait, the youtube then will get read of shorts

then yes

[jolly egret]

englis?

[sacred hamlet]

are you okay

[flint jolt]

françias

[dull lynx]

I lost it

I want a new one

[dull lynx]

français*

[sacred hamlet]

how do you spell inconvenient

wait nvm

[trail sparrow]

twelve

[stoic lodge]

13

[trail sparrow]

fourteen

[stoic lodge]

14

[trail sparrow]

twenty one can you do something for me

🙏

[stoic lodge]

what's 9 + 10

[trail sparrow]

twelve

[boreal ermine]

69

[stoic lodge]

🤯

[trail sparrow]

wait look at this

does anyone have any feedback on the remarkable 2? also is it easy to get PDF's like exam papers and professors notes from online and on teams onto it??

?? 😝 🐻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🙏

[stoic lodge]

no idea 👍 i don't take notes

[sacred hamlet]

never heard about it but now i want it more than anything

wait

800 dollars

never fucking mind

i could buy playstation 5 and not this overcomplicated notebook

[stoic lodge]

bro has never heard of paper

[sacred hamlet]

for real

[stoic lodge]

i bought $30 of paper and pens and pencils and shit 5 years ago and am yet to use all of it

mostly because i steal whatever people leave behind

[sacred hamlet]

and personally i feel more dopamine when i see stacks of notebooks i filled out over the years

[sacred hamlet]

LMAO

[stoic lodge]

i 110% understand what you mean

[sacred hamlet]

bad boy

[stoic lodge]

they literally left it

i found a $30 pen in between like the frame and cushion of a chair in the library once

[sacred hamlet]

lawful good would track these people down and give the stuff back

[stoic lodge]

no most of the shit i find are like worth 10 cents tops

[sacred hamlet]

Damn, worst investment ever

[stoic lodge]

i honestly don't remember what i did with it

i think i gave it to my friend

idk what else i would do with it

stealing pens is actually the infinite pen glitch

you always find one before you can finish the last one

[sacred hamlet]

i dont think it would work for me. i need a specific type of pen for me to even be able to work

i usually buy them in bulk so i wont run out for a year

[stoic lodge]

every semester i keep a stack of notebooks/papers i fill out in the corner of my room

and i can see like the visual progress of work i do over the sem

hits my stupid monkey brain in all the right ways

[flint jolt]

inconvezuqhduei

[sacred hamlet]

thank you bun, you are a gift to humanity

[stoic lodge]

i like the variety you never know what you're gonna get

[sacred hamlet]

oaoaoaooaoaoa even sounds good

[stoic lodge]

and throwing it all in the recycling at the end of the semester

[sacred hamlet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flint jolt]

you might wanna use em before they expire

[stoic lodge]

it's like crack

[sacred hamlet]

WHY

[stoic lodge]

so next semester i can start again

[sacred hamlet]

What if you need some stuff you wrote the next year??

[stoic lodge]

lol no

if there is anything important it's gonna be a word doc or pdf or smth

[sacred hamlet]

at least throw out the stuff from the year before previous one

[stoic lodge]

the shit i write down is like math problems and worksheets i don't care about

[flint jolt]

tell me you have attachment issues w/o telling me you have attachment issues (/j) :

[stoic lodge]

me when i have to part way with my shredded trees and graphite

[sacred hamlet]

you lifted me up with stacks of paper message and then immediately threw me off the cliff

[stoic lodge]

maybe idk i like using the random shit i find

[sacred hamlet]

shut up!!!!! /j

[stoic lodge]

no it's like

[flint jolt]

well maybe give it to someone else then haha

[stoic lodge]

if it's there for too long it's like just a normal thing

i gotta get rid of it ever ysemester for a fresh start

[stoic lodge]

wtf no i'm too selfish

idk what's up with teachers at my school but they always print 1 sided

so like it would be a 4 page worksheet and they use 4 pieces of paper not 2

free paper for me

[sacred hamlet]

YES GIVE IT TO NOOBIES WHYYY THROWING IT AWAY

[stoic lodge]

this is how to stay rich

[stoic lodge]

these papers aren't notes + my writing is not legible to anyone that isn't me lol

[sacred hamlet]

my opinion is that our worth as human species is our experience, and by throwing it away you defeat the purpose!!!

[sacred hamlet]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dead trees, polar

those were dead trees

[stoic lodge]

dude i already used both sides i'm gonna recycle them

do you want my schizophrenic math question solutions lol

[trail sparrow]

brother what its 250 for me

in pounds though

[stoic lodge]

you've been british this whole time?????????

oh my god..

[trail sparrow]

yes

[sacred hamlet]

Yeah i know but to get to my country it has to get more expensive so

[turbid vector]

i alnmost broke something again 💀

[trail sparrow]

fair enough

[turbid vector]

too reckless

[stoic lodge]

if you eve nthink about britain this guy shows up

[turbid vector]

LMAOO

[sacred hamlet]

JIDSFJFIDF

[turbid vector]

my bad bro 😘

[trail sparrow]

i was gonna get the remarkable 2 and a really ass laptop so if anyone knows a functional laptop thats cheap lmk

what you guys on about

[stoic lodge]

2-3 year old business line laptops on ebay

[trail sparrow]

like thinkpads??

[sacred hamlet]

idk about functional laptops but never buy HP if you need a cheap functional laptops lol

[stoic lodge]

get something nice for $200-$250 idk what that is in gbp

[stoic lodge]

yeah thinkpads you can also look at hp probooks and dell latitudes and stuff

[sacred hamlet]

i have one for 250 and in summer it heats up in 5 minutes and is useless

[trail sparrow]

i dont need something nice as long as i can use google

[stoic lodge]

thinkpads are usually the most abundant and have the best support though

[stoic lodge]

might as well get something future proof

[trail sparrow]

cus i got jelly 2 so my phone very small

[stoic lodge]

the new-laptop market is total dog rn

[trail sparrow]

true true

[stoic lodge]

i wanted that for a while lol

[sacred hamlet]

Its better to wait and save up for a bit to buy a normal one, but if you have no choice..

My laptop is such a dogshit i cant talk in discord without crushing

[stoic lodge]

f

[sacred hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-dead-kermit-dies-pinguman-dies-mikefoster-dies-gif-25965824

[stoic lodge]

i used a really old laptop for a while

i only sold it because the keyboard was super loud lol

[sacred hamlet]

wow

[stoic lodge]

i actually had a return on it too

sold for $280 bought my new one for $250

act broke stay rich 🤑

[sacred hamlet]

I realized its better to buy a used expensive laptop for a cheaper price, than new cheap one, because yeah its a lottery, but the outcome is 100% better

[sacred hamlet]

wow stonks

[stoic lodge]

yeah

the ones meant for businesses/government are so much better too

cause they are meant to last/be upgraded

ik the market kinda sucks outside of usa though

[sacred hamlet]

do you have an example because i dont think i understand what you mean

[sacred hamlet]

yeah, i thank god i bought switch in us and not here

[stoic lodge]

like laptops that are marketed for businesses/government

they still have upgradeability and are made to be future proofed

e.g., thinkpads, dell latitude, hp probook, whatever

[sacred hamlet]

yeah, that, i needed that

noted

when i was in high school i really wanted to buy super expensive pc and game all the time, but after gaming broke my life i just need a functional laptop for video editing

and blender

[stoic lodge]

you can buy a thinkpad t480 for like $200usd if you're in america

it uses 8th gen intel do it's quad core, very future proof if you're not intended on heavy gaming and stuff

then you can use your other money to buy a $800 eink tablet

[sacred hamlet]

lmao

[sacred hamlet]

thanks bro, i appreciate your advice

[stoic lodge]

it's gonna be more expensive in europe though 🤷 whenever you ever go to america it might time to do some shopping

what laptop do you have rn

[sacred hamlet]

i will be there in june in florida for a week, but i dont think i have the money to buy this stuff yet xD

[stoic lodge]

start stealing pens and you'll start getting richer every day 💰

wtf is the robber emoji called

i cannot find it

yo there's no robber emoji

[jolly egret]

englis

[jolly egret]

what is this new word with a dash under "c"

[untold ferry]

im trying hard to control saying a racist joke

[sacred hamlet]

hp 14a-dq3341nw

[stoic lodge]

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[sacred hamlet]

that what is written on the bottom of the laptop but idk

[sacred hamlet]

englis yes

[jolly egret]

WUBBLEGUM 😱

[stoic lodge]

oh is it a chromebook

[jolly egret]

i lub englis

[sacred hamlet]

i dont know if you speak polish or not, but i will study in a second

[jolly egret]

say wot now u boutta study polish?

[sacred hamlet]

no its not, i dont think so

[sacred hamlet]

https://mediamarkt.pl/komputery-i-tablety/laptop-hp-14s-dq3341nw-fhd-pentium-silver-n6000-8gb-256gb-ssd-int-win11h-srebrny

[stoic lodge]

google is lying to me

[sacred hamlet]

i know polishi worked in poland xD

[jolly egret]

gah damn how often do u travel

[sacred hamlet]

not much. world circumstances

[jolly egret]

i see i see

u sound very knowledgable indeed ✊

[stoic lodge]

the cpu is looking kinda dog but everything else is okay

[sacred hamlet]

we are all knowledgeable, we wouldnt be sitting on this channel otherwise

[sacred hamlet]

yeah, i have no luck with cpus

[jolly egret]

fair how many languages do u know

[sacred hamlet]

my old pc that i left at my parents has dog shit cpu

[sacred hamlet]

uhhh, technically 4, but 2 of them are my native

so its not that impressive

[stoic lodge]

i can only speak english fluently ‼️

[jolly egret]

ohh ok and i ccant even speak my countries national language 😅

[jolly egret]

its good enough ig

[sacred hamlet]

AND YOU DONT NEED ANYTHING ELSE, thats how much power english has!!!

[jolly egret]

i agree

[sacred hamlet]

we literally all speak from every corner of the world right now!!!

[stoic lodge]

that is true

the only good thing to come out of britain is english

[sacred hamlet]

i feel ya, my ukrainian was also dog shit

[sacred hamlet]

yes

[jolly egret]

ohh ok is that like russian but a lil diff

[turbid vector]

yoyo

[sacred hamlet]

you better not say that to any ukrainian

[jolly egret]

im more bri 'ish than u

[sacred hamlet]

but yeah, they are similar

[turbid vector]

thats a lie

[jolly egret]

imma get stabbed fr

[jolly egret]

oh HELL nah

[turbid vector]

yes.

[jolly egret]

no.

[turbid vector]

need street cred to survive on the streets 💯

[jolly egret]

wots that

[stoic lodge]

do you lurk this chat until someone says britain lmao

[sacred hamlet]

britain radar

[turbid vector]

no i just ironically popped in 😭

i was doing math +cookie clicker

[stoic lodge]

ironically popped in

[jolly egret]

timing

[turbid vector]

the stars just aligne whenever you say british

[jolly egret]

i agree

alr back to nerdism

[sacred hamlet]

back to grind

[dull lynx]

hindi?

[subtle marsh]

yikes massive wildfire right outside of my university

the perfect weather for an asthmatic

[boreal ermine]

could you use browser without a desktop enviroment

[flint jolt]

ping

[boreal ermine]

?

[flint jolt]

french in french

[boreal ermine]

i got an old machine running arch

installed hyprland

and crashed

so i was planning on with no gui

but i need a browser

[rigid sinew]

How will u browse with no gui

See if u can have chromium installed

[languid gazelle]

Ever heard of w3m or links?

[rigid sinew]

Nope

[languid gazelle]

Sudo pacman -S lynx

[boreal ermine]

i tried links

[languid gazelle]

What dint work?

Did you try lynx?

[boreal ermine]

it worked

i am now at the bookmark manager

[rigid sinew]

This browsers can only explore webpages right

[boreal ermine]

and the pipewire audio seemed messed up

i tried to aplay a song

[languid gazelle]

No it can do native javascript

[languid gazelle]

Select your output device and play

[boreal ermine]

it's not muted

[languid gazelle]

Also enabke alsa-restore systemd

[boreal ermine]

pacman -S alsa-utils

amixer sset Master unmute

[languid gazelle]

journalctl --user -b --unit pipewire-media-session.service send me za output

[boreal ermine]

--no entries --

[languid gazelle]

You dont have pipe wire you have pipeaudio

Older framework

[jolly egret]

ggz

[jolly egret]

pretty sure ya

also i think out country has 2 national languages hindi and english

google confusing

[dull lynx]

i dont think its national language

[languid gazelle]

abe we have 22 official languages wtf you talking about?

[dull lynx]

thereisnt any

[jolly egret]

oh ok nvm then

[dull lynx]

because there are mANY langs

[jolly egret]

the "national lang" thing

[dull lynx]

i had a debate over this, over making hindi the official lang, at school

[languid gazelle]

If we had a national language the ppl in tamil nadu will revolt like usual

[dull lynx]

true dat i cried after the debate

cuz kids think they are smart

[languid gazelle]

We should make hibdi the national language cauz internal integration of the country

[jolly egret]

yup googles like "India/Official languages Hindi, English"

[jolly egret]

fair enough

[jolly egret]

imagine ccrying over a debate

[dull lynx]

no

[dull lynx]

NO THE GIRL IN THE OPPOSITION WAS AN IDIOT

[jolly egret]

u cried cuz she was an idiot?

[dull lynx]

she brought fake economic stats whatever and threw them in my face

[jolly egret]

ahh she sounds very smort indeed

[dull lynx]

and then i was speechless in a crowd full of teachers students

[dull lynx]

smart my ass

[jolly egret]

extremely

[dull lynx]

and AFTER the judges said

[jolly egret]

ohhh no wonder

[dull lynx]

"lets not bring any stats here"

IDIOT UR SUPPOSED TO PUT UR POINTS HERE UR OPININOBNS

THE STATS ARENT UR GODDAMN OPINIONS

[jolly egret]

fair enough

[dull lynx]

no denny

[jolly egret]

wot?

[dull lynx]

i will off her

[jolly egret]

A Y O

[dull lynx]

yeah i will

[jolly egret]

poor kid

no u wont

[languid gazelle]

You are mearly a child

[dull lynx]

poor my ass

[dull lynx]

im not an idiot

[jolly egret]

exactly

[languid gazelle]

Where kitty pfp :(

[dull lynx]

i wan another cat one i cant find one

[languid gazelle]

Can i gibs kitty?

[jolly egret]

there are like WAYY too many cat pics at this point

[dull lynx]

yes

[dull lynx]

there isnt a one that hits the spot

thats what she said

[jolly egret]

..

[languid gazelle]

Its ok its hard

;)

[tender turtle]

you guys are pretty weird

[dull lynx]

thats what she never said :(

[jolly egret]

alr surprisingly there are fewer cat pfp's than i imagined in here

[languid gazelle]

yo hol up you can put a winking emoji behind any sentense to make it wierd

[jolly egret]

i agree ✊

[languid gazelle]

Children ;)

[jolly egret]

also am i an exception or nah

[tender turtle]

no

[languid gazelle]

World order ;)

[dull lynx]

that wink is fine

[jolly egret]

dammit i thought u were cool

[dull lynx]

😉 this isnt

[dull lynx]

wow okay

[boreal ermine]

pengucat

[languid gazelle]

Ayyyy my pic was nice after all

[dull lynx]

batcat

[dull lynx]

truly

[languid gazelle]

Emoticons > emojis

[dull lynx]

well

does it matter

[languid gazelle]

8====D

[dull lynx]

NO

[boreal ermine]

wtf is this

[languid gazelle]

JA

[dull lynx]

this is a study server

[boreal ermine]

B)

[tender turtle]

idk theyre weird

[languid gazelle]

Well the study of stuff is also important

[dull lynx]

:3

[jolly egret]

i told ya i aint weird enough 😭

[boreal ermine]

fair enough

[languid gazelle]

8==========D

[dull lynx]

true

[boreal ermine]

yoo stop dat

-_-

[dull lynx]

ruk ja bhai

mods will come

[languid gazelle]

Kids learning holy speak

[jolly egret]

weird ahh stuff

[boreal ermine]

holy moly

[jolly egret]

its always them duck and cat pfp peeps

[boreal ermine]

where's your duck pfp

[languid gazelle]

Thats me

[jolly egret]

tbf that was the first time i used it and it was cuz bun boi picked it

[languid gazelle]

I AM DUCC I HABE THE HIGH GROUND

[languid gazelle]

It was nice tho

[dull lynx]

do u tho

[boreal ermine]

skateboarding pfp

[languid gazelle]

I mean i am high......

[jolly egret]

fair it made me look extra brain dead 💪

[jolly egret]

better

[boreal ermine]

my pfp is cute i think

[dull lynx]

same

[jolly egret]

omg cat pfp

[languid gazelle]

I like tha cat is it yours?

[dull lynx]

it is super cute i will pet every kitty i see i swear to god im screaming

[boreal ermine]

rollerblades>>>skateboard?

[jolly egret]

oh well u do go crazy with the biting lip emoji fair enough

[dull lynx]

none

[boreal ermine]

nope its turkish street cat

[jolly egret]

oh hell nah u is evil for that

[boreal ermine]

thanksss lmao

[dull lynx]

maybe i can do chem now and then do cs at night

[languid gazelle]

Cycle is better

[dull lynx]

is that so

[boreal ermine]

yo yo

[jolly egret]

alr thats decent but sstill

[jolly egret]

wsg

[boreal ermine]

feels good to be sick again

[dull lynx]

o dj wi

[boreal ermine]

rollerskate = skateboard = bicycle

[languid gazelle]

By cycle i mean a drop handle 8:21 road cycle

[dusty rune]

wagwan

[jolly egret]

gah damn explosive diarrhoe?

[boreal ermine]

i don't like scooters🤮

[boreal ermine]

nah 103 fever

[dull lynx]

wow im offended

[jolly egret]

breh

[boreal ermine]

yoo sup

[jolly egret]

wsp

[turbid vector]

running >>

[jolly egret]

wth? ccovid???

[boreal ermine]

why

[boreal ermine]

viral ig

[dusty rune]

nagwan

[dull lynx]

woot = scoot = scooter

[boreal ermine]

morning 103 now 100 ig

[jolly egret]

why doess my keyboard overtype letters

[turbid vector]

theyre all equally shit 👍

[boreal ermine]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[jolly egret]

nerding?

[dull lynx]

take care karo

[dusty rune]

🤓

[boreal ermine]

LMFAO

[jolly egret]

yes covid

[dull lynx]

shut up briish

[dusty rune]

No valorant

[turbid vector]

you like scooter dont chat to me 😭

[jolly egret]

covid 😔

[boreal ermine]

will take a test ig if i dont feel good tomorrow

[jolly egret]

imagine

[dull lynx]

I don't like the name scooter but it was given to me so

like in a gc

[boreal ermine]

i have had covid 3 times and its always good relax and losing 10kg ez

[jolly egret]

fair enough one of them self test kits or llegit test stuff

[boreal ermine]

okay, also English crying in the corner

[dull lynx]

everyone started naming things with s and then started calling me scooter

[jolly egret]

3 times-

[dull lynx]

it's better than my name

[boreal ermine]

yup

[jolly egret]

mans immune system is interesting

[dull lynx]

ong bro I got covid once 2 years back im still die

[turbid vector]

the ting u ride on idk what to call it vehicle?

[boreal ermine]

saashi is good name 👀

thought of death doesnt scare me so i welcome diseases open heartedly

[dull lynx]

my lungs weak, everyday I sneeze 30 times in a row

[jolly egret]

yes that

[turbid vector]

at this point im getting oppressed more than most minorities

[dull lynx]

yeah

[jolly egret]

depressionism?

[turbid vector]

ITS ASS BRO

[dull lynx]

but if someone here addresses me with that name it seems so serious lol 👀

[turbid vector]

SCOOTERS SUCK WHO THE FUCK LIKES THEM?

[boreal ermine]

nah

[boreal ermine]

me i ride it

[dull lynx]

no one I guess

[turbid vector]

L

[jolly egret]

nvm then thats just less stressful but diseases are still stressful so u is crazy

[turbid vector]

id rather run than use a scooter

[dull lynx]

but it suits me

no one likes scooter

[boreal ermine]

i don't like scooter "sport"

[boreal ermine]

who oppressed whom?🤔 I am off the loop, fill me in

[boreal ermine]

so run

[jolly egret]

lmk when u get ur first scooter

[languid gazelle]

I shall always call you kitty

[dull lynx]

name any 3 minorities

[turbid vector]

me myself and i

[dull lynx]

yes please

[dull lynx]

says the briish man

[languid gazelle]

Oppreseed by myself 💪

[boreal ermine]

✊

[turbid vector]

they them their

[dull lynx]

emo ahh boy

[boreal ermine]

he him his

[dull lynx]

she her hers

[languid gazelle]

My lawer has advised me not to compleat this sentence

[turbid vector]

ong bro 😭

[dull lynx]

NAHHH BRO

he sure didn't tell u to "compleat" this sentence

[turbid vector]

this whole server against me

😔 cant catch a break

[languid gazelle]

He told me in hindi so like idk

[dull lynx]

be stronk

[boreal ermine]

yeah it's a good idea, so that yt would be less addictive

[languid gazelle]

Die

[dull lynx]

accha

shorts can eat shit and die

[turbid vector]

i am but i cant say alot of shit or else moderator come and banish me

[dull lynx]

true, got some impulsives innit

[boreal ermine]

any one watching man city and sheffield match ?

[languid gazelle]

Ooooo can i share my intrusive thoughts?

[dull lynx]

yes

[turbid vector]

kms

[dull lynx]

why would u do that

[turbid vector]

no comment

[languid gazelle]

If a group of kids get run over by a car,is it a puddleof blood or a thick slurry?

[dull lynx]

thick slurry

[boreal ermine]

its protien shake

[turbid vector]

a loud bang

[boreal ermine]

i got a thorn in my hand fuck cactuses

[dull lynx]

true, they have more cartilage or som shii

depends on the age

[turbid vector]

PULL IT OUT

[boreal ermine]

woah you started studing bio seriously

[languid gazelle]

Lets say......around my age

[dull lynx]

put it in and pull it out fast

[boreal ermine]

i did but its hurt

[dull lynx]

i did this last year :((

[turbid vector]

it aint bleedng is it

[dull lynx]

some chondrocyte chondroblast shii

[boreal ermine]

i did it hurts

ok f bio maths a W

[turbid vector]

how old are you

[dull lynx]

puddle of blood

[languid gazelle]

Are the thorns out or in?

[boreal ermine]

bled

[languid gazelle]

16-17

[dull lynx]

true true true true one more year one more year

[crimson yew]

I think I lowkey threw my cs exam this morning

Prayers

[tender turtle]

how is it a range

[boreal ermine]

out i hope

[turbid vector]

tbh itll be called an average teenage suicide

[tender turtle]

womp womp

[crimson yew]

Womp womp

[turbid vector]

dw you wont do as bad as i did 🙏

[boreal ermine]

monke

[dull lynx]

just write hello world ull get As snoop dog

[languid gazelle]

But i am asking for puddle of blood or no? Like.....

[crimson yew]

As long as i get over like a 60 I’ll still have a B we up

[languid gazelle]

Write shit about o give graphs and gl!

[turbid vector]

you wont bleed you will interally but youll just be a laying corpse

[tender turtle]

damn seriousky thats so low

we hae to get a 90 for an A

[crimson yew]

That’s cuz my grades high 😎

[dull lynx]

the tires are sharp to tear ur skin

[languid gazelle]

Thanks i can eleminate my school then :D

[tender turtle]

ohh okay nvm i get u

[flint jolt]

dont you got your test today

[crimson yew]

yeah it’s the test grade not the class grade

[crimson yew]

Just took it

[turbid vector]

unless were as tall as you 2ft tall we arent going to get ripped up by tires

[flint jolt]

howd it goo

[crimson yew]

Waiting for him to grade

[crimson yew]

uhhh we’ll see lmao

[tender turtle]

im cravng cinnamon rolls again

[dull lynx]

im tall fym, also when u get run over u fall down and the vehicle drives more it will

[languid gazelle]

How to get rid of tha bodies? Hydrogen peroxide or ammonia?

[languid gazelle]

How tall?

[crimson yew]

he sent me a zip file with like 4 different classes and a uml diagram and had me fill in all the blanks

[flint jolt]

get some

[turbid vector]

??? wtf do you think happens when you get ran over you just get pushed on the floor 😭

[tender turtle]

i will heehee

should i get the original or the pecan ones

[dull lynx]

just, tall

[flint jolt]

dayum

[turbid vector]

shes 4'9 😭

[dull lynx]

visualize it idiot

u fall down

[crimson yew]

she like waist height

[turbid vector]

I DONT NEED TO WHEN IVE SEEN PEOPLE GET RAN OVER

[languid gazelle]

I did and i wanna forget it

[dull lynx]

no

[turbid vector]

THEY FLYYY

[boreal ermine]

average turkish education system

[dull lynx]

taller

[crimson yew]

Fr i Hope he gives me pity points

[turbid vector]

4'10

[languid gazelle]

Are you fine?

[dull lynx]

IT DEPENDS ON THE VELOCITY OF THE VEHICLE

[crimson yew]

I already got 10 points extra on it so that’s something at least

[boreal ermine]

i hope

[dull lynx]

taller

[languid gazelle]

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING PPL GETTING HIT BY CARS?

[crimson yew]

I would hope

[turbid vector]

THE AVERAGE SPEED IS 20 MPH THATS ENOUGH TO NOT THROW YOU ON THE GROUND AND RIP YOUR SKIN OFF 😭

[turbid vector]

4'11

[boreal ermine]

what's that

[dull lynx]

LMAO BUT THERE ARE ALSO A LOT OF KIDS

[boreal ermine]

Just saw some ducs getting hit lol

[dull lynx]

taller

[turbid vector]

LIKE I SAID AS TALL AS YOUR 2 FT ASS I DONT CARE

[languid gazelle]

Also the terminal velocity of the body can be found simply by m1v1=m2v2

[crimson yew]

People dont get actually run over they just fly in the air if you drive fast enough

[turbid vector]

BRO??? I AINT HERE TO TALK PHYSICS

[dull lynx]

KIDS ARE SHORT DUMBASS

[crimson yew]

Kids aren’t that short bro

[turbid vector]

IRONIC ISNT IT?

[dull lynx]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[turbid vector]

MHM

[dull lynx]

MISTA UR TWISTING THINGS

[crimson yew]

Tell them dumbass kids to get out the road I’m trying to street race

[languid gazelle]

Lol? LOL? IS THIS A LAUGHING MATTER? MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY GET KILLED AND YOU LAUGH? TAKE THEM TO DUCC HOSPITAL OR I WILL SUE YOU

[turbid vector]

bro some guy was just driving and hit some kid right outside my house and tbh he was innocent it was thegirls fault but he ran away so it became a felony a hit and run 😭

[crimson yew]

Lmaooo

[dull lynx]

IF THERE WERE VERY SMALL KIDS THEY WOULD BE SHORT + POPULATION THAT THE VEHICLE IS SUDDENLY STOPPED THEY WILL FALL FOWN

[languid gazelle]

Avg car is 1000kg x 60 kmh = 60kg human so that person is accelersted to 1000km/hr

[crimson yew]

one time I tried to street race this guy in a mustang and I got him pulled over

[turbid vector]

woot what are you on about

[crimson yew]

No cop gonna pull over a ford escape speeding

[turbid vector]

AND SHE SAYS YOULL JUST PLOP ON THE FLOOR TO THEN GET RAN OVER WITH TIRES???

LIKE I SAID YOULL BE SEND FLYINGGGG

[boreal ermine]

I won't, i want to enjoy seeing them begging for their lives 🥷

[dull lynx]

IF U ARE A KID (SHORT)

[boreal ermine]

bro i hate drunk driver teenagers💀💀
one guy got drunk and bumped into my classmate, she dead

[languid gazelle]

BUT if you fat she right then

[crimson yew]

Nah you get extra points if you hit the kids

[languid gazelle]

Like if you heavy

[turbid vector]

NO YOU WONT IF YOUR GETTING SENT 100KM/HR YOULL BE DIED MIDAIR SENT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROUND

[dull lynx]

kids are fat

[turbid vector]

RIP

[dull lynx]

BUT THERES A LOT OF THEM AND THEY'RE SMALL THE CAR WILL STOP SUDDENLY

[boreal ermine]

thanks 🙏🙏😔

[turbid vector]

NOT ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND CAR SPEED???

[boreal ermine]

dumbass drunk driver teenagers

[dull lynx]

BUT IF THERE ARE LOTS OF THEM

IMAGINE IT MAN

[boreal ermine]

fair enough

[dull lynx]

short chubby 15 kids

[turbid vector]

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT 1 PERSON NOT A FUCKING ROOM FULL OF EM

[dull lynx]

THEY WON'T FLY

[dull lynx]

HE SAID KIDS DUCC SAID KIDS

[crimson yew]

Damn why do we even use airbags just use a bunch of fat children

[dull lynx]

HOW WOULD IT BE SLURRY IF TBERE IS ONE OF THEM

[turbid vector]

the most casual take in the jvscholz discord server

[boreal ermine]

BRO💀💀💀

[crimson yew]

If there’s enough of them you don’t feel any impact

[languid gazelle]

OK FINE @dull lynx @turbid vector stop. The kids will scatter by tan(kg/no*Delta) so each kid accelerates to around 200km/hr

At an angle so like 15km/hr

[dull lynx]

WHAT DO U MEAN SCATTER

[turbid vector]

AYY POINT PROVEN SHUT UP WOOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[dull lynx]

THEY WON'T SCATTER DUCC

[flint jolt]

ryan 😭

[turbid vector]

2FT TALL YOUR BRAIN CAN ONLY PICK UP 1 PIECE OF KNOWLEDGE IN A PERIOD

[languid gazelle]

Like bowling pins knocked down by a bowling ball

[dull lynx]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING

[turbid vector]

ON GOD BRO

[dull lynx]

@turbid vector iDIOT THAT'S WHAT K MEANT

[languid gazelle]

They scatter

[turbid vector]

NO YOU SAID THEYLL FALL ON THE FROUND TO GET RAN OVER BY THE TIRES

[languid gazelle]

Not just fall

[turbid vector]

IF TJEY SCATTER AWAY FROM THE CAR THEY WONT GET RAN OVER

FUCKING IDIOT OH MY DAYS

[dull lynx]

BUT BOWLING PINS FALL

[languid gazelle]

They fall away

[dull lynx]

OH MY GOD THEY WILL LAND OJ THE FLOOR

ISN'T THAY THE SAME THING

[crimson yew]

No

[turbid vector]

IF BOWLING PINS ARE HIT BY A 200 KM/HR BOWING BALL THEYLL FLY AWAY

[dull lynx]

that's self understood how would they just fall over

[crimson yew]

They ain’t getting run over unless they lay on their back on the street

[dull lynx]

KIDS AREN'T BOWLING PINS

[turbid vector]

have you ever seen a person being ran over?

[dull lynx]

it's obviouz

[turbid vector]

im actually gonna expose you to gore istg your so stupid

[dull lynx]

did u really think I meant fall

[dull lynx]

DUDE

[languid gazelle]

@dull lynx @turbid vector STOP ARGUEING GO TO REDDIT AND ASK THE QUESTION PLS

[dull lynx]

HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I TELL U THEY WON'T FLOW AWAY

[turbid vector]

YES THEY WILL

[dull lynx]

did u see regina get hit by a truck

did she fly away in the sky

[turbid vector]

bro istg im a molecule clos to sending you a video of a child being hit by a car

[dull lynx]

BUT THERE ARE A BUNCH OF KIDS

[languid gazelle]

Stop

[turbid vector]

imm give you ms paint version

[dull lynx]

show me

[dull lynx]

do u think they will fly away on the sky

[crimson yew]

Go on liveleak and find out for yourself

[boreal ermine]

haaalllooo

[boreal ermine]

yo sup

im procrastinating on studying statistics <3333
wbyy

[boreal ermine]

im great thanks

[boreal ermine]

of course
i like your status

[boreal ermine]

oh lmao thanks

average clown bio😭

[boreal ermine]

hahaha not rly

havent seen it anywhere before

[turbid vector]

i had to send her a vide obro 😭

she gave consent so dont say i did sum bad

[crimson yew]

Mista sent her a decapitation video

[boreal ermine]

if you want you can use

[turbid vector]

she gave the thumbs up

[turbid vector]

ive seen too many of those

[dull lynx]

SHE WAS MOVING SHE WAS MOVING SHE WAS MOVING

[turbid vector]

I LITERALLY GAVE YOU A WRITTEN DESCRIPPTION

OF ANOTHER SENARIO DO YOU NOT TAKE SHIT INTO YOUR BRAIN

HOLY FUCK YOU SO DELUSIONAL KMS

[dull lynx]

SHE DIDNT GO FLYINF AWAY

[turbid vector]

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD??

[boreal ermine]

Hahah no im goood, still it was a goood one

[dull lynx]

BUT IF A BUNCH OF KIDS ARE THERE

[boreal ermine]

🫡

[dull lynx]

the speed would have been less

which means they dont go flying awya

bro 😭 😭 😭

[jolly egret]

Do u know anyone that drives irl