general-chat

[dull lynx]

dont cry bro 🥺

[boreal ermine]

sure🥹🥹but my zodiac is cancer😭

[rigid sinew]

I need help

[boreal ermine]

for what

[rigid sinew]

Should i put noodle first or masala mix first

[flint jolt]

noodles

[boreal ermine]

noodle

[dull lynx]

masala mix

[dull lynx]

okay then cry 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[boreal ermine]

🥹🫡

[dull lynx]

im making noodles too

[boreal ermine]

bon appetit

[dull lynx]

im planning to, actually

why am i so lazy

ima ask chat gpt

[boreal ermine]

💀💀

[idle yarrow]

Hello

[boreal ermine]

yo sup

[idle yarrow]

Ntg much bro just got home from gym

[boreal ermine]

ohh gym💪💪

[tender turtle]

are you working on your alpha gainz?

[idle yarrow]

Yaa

I got my exam tomorrow

I had my exam today which went really well

[tender turtle]

epic

good luck on tomorrow's

[flint jolt]

thats lovely. hope you do well tmrw too!

[flint jolt]

rozazazazaza

[idle yarrow]

Tysm bro

Appreciate it

Imma have dinner now so talk with guys later

Bye 👋

[flint jolt]

eat well

[tender turtle]

call me zaza

its my new nikcname

[flint jolt]

woahh zaza :0

lovely

[tender turtle]

thank you ❤️

zoozoo also works but it reminds me of boogers for some reason

[turbid vector]

yo

[hexed python]

brazil is a crazy place afaik

[spring palm]

yoo

[rotund lichen]

Yo

[spring palm]

how's it goingg

[boreal ermine]

yoo bro sup

[boreal ermine]

yoo sup

[boreal ermine]

yoo sup🫦

[turbid vector]

zamnm

hello bischy how are you

[boreal ermine]

im great thanks, wbu

[turbid vector]

could be better i got a B on my cs test 🤑🤑😍

like revision was 5 minutes before the exam im to good

[boreal ermine]

great!! 😍😍😍🫡🫡

[boreal ermine]

you're a smart boy bro🫡🔥🫦

[turbid vector]

im so intellectual 😍😍

[topaz bluff]

Arctic

[turbid vector]

im honestly gonna rant about pokemon in a second

[boreal ermine]

Holaaaa

[rigid sinew]

Pls do

Better to prefer pokemon than pokemane

[topaz bluff]

Hola amiga

[strong summit]

Pikachu

[turbid vector]

Warning this have spoilers from episodes 1 and 2 from the new "hit" series pokemon horizons:
||i went into this series feeling refreshed and hoping for some cool fucking battles to happen in this new series and although ash is gone i expect this new main character to have some unique charm to her infact she does have one thing we all relate to, being fucking losers she has anxiety and is a professional introvert and not only is she introverted she has no friends and god forbid we know anything about her but that, they keep hinting about her grandmother who gave her the crystal thats everyone is going after and infact they have shoot us into this series thinking we know it all but no we are as clueless into this series as liko is. furthermore we yet to see the other main character/ side character roy and all we have is a cool/weird fightscene with charizard and some humanoid pokemon, which brings me onto my next point.. THIS NEW GENERATION OF POKEMON SUCKS NOT ONLY DID THEY ADD THE MOST UNORIGIANL POKEMON DESIGN ITS JUST ALIENS AT THIS POINT WHICH IS SO IRONIC TO THE FIRST EPISODE WHERE THEY LITERALLY CALLED POKEMON ALIENS??? THYE LITERALLY MADE A ROBOT DELIBIRD LIKE WHTA THE FUCK DELIBIRD WAS AN ACTUAL AMAZING POKEMON ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FLYING TYPES AND NOW IN THIS GENERATION THEY MADE IT A ROBOT??? and not even started on the new legendary/mythics either robots or some fucking industrial cars they added as mythics which are plastered on pokemon scarlet and violet 😭 honestly they shouldve just continued the series and not remove ash because all ive learnt about the main character is that shes a introvert that just listens to what her pokemon said. though the starter pokemon in this generation are cool i like sprigato and fuecoco and quaxly they have unique designs and look nice pawmi is also cute but holy shit please add more chracter development and not random plot points that no one even knows whats happening 😭 ||

rant done i have more but discord limit

[strong summit]

U wrote this shit

[turbid vector]

@jolly egret i should call myself mistarant from the amount of rants i have

[turbid vector]

yes.

[strong summit]

Impressive

I can die peacefully now

[topaz bluff]

Bro provided copypasta for spam. Thanks bro

[turbid vector]

your such a party pooper man learn to inject some positivity with you

always projecting the bad from something smh

[strong summit]

[topaz bluff]

That makes u party

[dull lynx]

longer than liverpool

[strong summit]

Bye bye everynyaan

[turbid vector]

lemme do a side by side comparison

[boreal ermine]

Beuh

[jolly egret]

Boi watches Pokémon

[jolly egret]

The hell u waiting for

[dull lynx]

what do u think

[jolly egret]

Boogers such a cool nick omg

[rotund lichen]

Yoo nothing wbu

[jolly egret]

Imagine being nerdy

[rotund lichen]

U study more than me

[jolly egret]

I’m an exception tho

[rotund lichen]

Sure 🤡

[jolly egret]

Racism

[rotund lichen]

Excuse u

[jolly egret]

Wasn’t me bro

[strong summit]

[jolly egret]

It was Cinnabun on my account and stuff

I would never call anyone racist ✊

[strong summit]

[turbid vector]

LMAOO

THIS POKEMON RANT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY LIVERPOOL ONE

[rotund lichen]

Children

[jolly egret]

Brain alive

[tender turtle]

holy shit

[jolly egret]

I’m older

[turbid vector]

check gc bro

[tender turtle]

wait thats so smart im gonna stop telling people my actual name

[rotund lichen]

Still

[tender turtle]

im just boogers now

[jolly egret]

Exactly

[jolly egret]

Shush child

[rotund lichen]

Stop i have parents issues

[tender turtle]

denny i underestimated your intellectual prowess

[jolly egret]

Mb mb imma blame wubblegum for that

[jolly egret]

You’re welcome

[rotund lichen]

Boogers r u studying

[jolly egret]

Alr imma sleep now

[turbid vector]

im smarter (n't)

[jolly egret]

@boreal ermine boba addict

[tender turtle]

u mean boogers

and yes

[tender turtle]

ok mista

[rotund lichen]

Well i was gonna say lets join vc but

Im lazy

[tender turtle]

im already in vc

room 8

[rotund lichen]

No i will study tomorrow

[tender turtle]

okay

gonna go focus byebye

[boreal ermine]

Bye goodnight

[rotund lichen]

Bye bye

[crimson yew]

A Levels | Boogers

[tender turtle]

good idea

[crimson yew]

change it back

[tender turtle]

no its boogers a level mechanics now

[crimson yew]

you changing your major every week

[tender turtle]

do u think zaza is better than boogers?

[crimson yew]

what about zaza boogers

[tender turtle]

i dont have a major im in higscool

[crimson yew]

why not both

[tender turtle]

too lengthy. i have dyslexic fans i have to be inclusive

[crimson yew]

You would

[tender turtle]

would?

i dont know what u mean but i have a feeling its an insult

[crimson yew]

nah idk where you’re getting that from

[tender turtle]

okay bye youre sitracitg me

[crimson yew]

I would never do that

[tender turtle]

distracting

[crimson yew]

You’re distracting yourself by talking to me

do you ever study

[tender turtle]

no its definitely your fault goodbye

yes right now

[crimson yew]

idk about that

go watch twilight or something

[tender turtle]

i finished all the movies unfortunately

[crimson yew]

Rewatch

Why are you still here

That’s what I thought

[tender turtle]

im stuck on a questin

[crimson yew]

No you aren’t

You’re lying

[tender turtle]

yes i am bitch

[crimson yew]

What question bitch

[tender turtle]

question 7

[crimson yew]

Very specific

[tender turtle]

do u want me to write the whole thing or something🤨 its long

[crimson yew]

What kinda of question

Like what subject

[tender turtle]

mechanics ryan

ill just go find the soltuoin goodbye

[crimson yew]

Well idk people in hs don’t just study one subject bro

[tender turtle]

im like dedicating a few days for each subject

[crimson yew]

Goofy

[tender turtle]

hence the name changes

ok ryan

[rigid sinew]

Hlo all nighters and lurkers

[crimson yew]

bro listening to the elder scrolls soundtrack

[rigid sinew]

Whi

The dragonborn soundtrack?

[tender turtle]

i love skyrim

[crimson yew]

I haven’t pulled an all nighter in a long time

[rigid sinew]

Fusdorah!!!!

[tender turtle]

i did yesterday

[crimson yew]

I will once finals start

[tender turtle]

then slept for 18 hours

ryan i dont understand the asnwer can u explain

[crimson yew]

You never even typed the question

Which was fine cuz I was gonna make you type the whole thing out and then just ignore it

[tender turtle]

ill just send the paper

[rigid sinew]

But morrowind is the best explorative game no cap

[tender turtle]

so evil

[tender turtle]

it was too frustrating to play i quit

[crimson yew]

Elden Ring

[rigid sinew]

Weak

Morrowind can he confusing at first. But man that game is good

[tender turtle]

it was too tedious i had no patience

[crimson yew]

I only play skyrim to abuse mods

[tender turtle]

ill try to play it again this year though i was like 12 at the time

[rigid sinew]

All that walking must he boring

[tender turtle]

ryan can u actully help me or not

[crimson yew]

Killing villagers with a flying bear

[tender turtle]

do i send u the paper

[rigid sinew]

Morrowind the only elder scrolls i played with no mods

[crimson yew]

If you want

[rigid sinew]

Skyrim is unplayable without mods man

Its boring

[tender turtle]

no i love it

the boring parts are just peaceful to me

[rigid sinew]

I hope my gf loves skyrim so we can play it together

[tender turtle]

other than the annoying ass fetch me the ancient artifact from this dungeon quests

[rigid sinew]

And i ill show em how easy i veat legendary

[tender turtle]

u having a gf is shocking

no offense though

[crimson yew]

Fr

[rigid sinew]

If i have one in future

[crimson yew]

No skyrim fans have gfs

Impossible

[rigid sinew]

Thanx man i appreciate it

[tender turtle]

no problme

[tender turtle]

yeah ur right ive never met a normal person whos also a skyrim player

[crimson yew]

Is that why you play it

[tender turtle]

actually ive just never met a skyrim player at all irl

[rigid sinew]

U will never meet a skyrim player in kuwait

The best u meet would be csgo

[boreal ermine]

im great thanks

[crimson yew]

I’ve met a lot of skyrim players

[tender turtle]

ur right howd u know

[rigid sinew]

I played with kuwait csgo players once

[crimson yew]

Just step foot into a cs class

[tender turtle]

oh no. definitely not hte best i have been traumatized by them

i hate them so much my god no offense guys

[rigid sinew]

U play csgo?

[tender turtle]

no

[boreal ermine]

me and my sister doing a puzzle

[crimson yew]

I play csgo W

[tender turtle]

of course you do ryan

[crimson yew]

Me and my balkan teammates

[boreal ermine]

i like csgo sounds

[boreal ermine]

💪

[rigid sinew]

I know too much

[tender turtle]

are u a clairvoyant

[rigid sinew]

Won some csgo games today

Hope i reach back to mg2

[crimson yew]

I can only play like once a week

[boreal ermine]

what's your favorite gun in csgo

[crimson yew]

I always buy awp

[boreal ermine]

p90💀

[rigid sinew]

Definitely not the awp

[crimson yew]

There was a period I only play with negev

[topaz bluff]

Awp goated

[boreal ermine]

i usually buy ak47

[crimson yew]

And would top frag every game

Ak good

[rigid sinew]

I hate people who use p90. They should be killed and thrown in the war. No burial for them

Im an ak47 guy

Spray and pray

[boreal ermine]

LMAOOOO FAIR ENOUGH

[boreal ermine]

ak goated

[rigid sinew]

Headshots on 16 9 resolution
Spray and pray on 4 3 resolution

Usp my favourite pistol

[boreal ermine]

and i hate aug

[rigid sinew]

Aug is good bro. Compare it to m4

[boreal ermine]

usp and deagle my fav

[rigid sinew]

200 dollar difference and better spray

[crimson yew]

My monitor resolution is 5120 x 1440

[rigid sinew]

Rather m4a 1 or aug

[crimson yew]

I can see everything

[boreal ermine]

my noob friend always buy aug💀💀

[boreal ermine]

WTF OMG

[crimson yew]

Aug is for cod players

[rigid sinew]

I used to be mg2. Now im jus silver

[boreal ermine]

i think cod players use mp7

[rigid sinew]

They cant live without scopes

[crimson yew]

Fr lmao

[rigid sinew]

Better to buy aug than m4 if hes noob. Saving 200 aint worth it. Or u buy m4a 1

[boreal ermine]

m4a1 my another best rifle

[velvet kite]

should I learn till like 3am or should I just go to sleep and tmrw wake up very early in order to learn for like 6 hours ?

[tender turtle]

go to sleep for ur health

[velvet kite]

its only 10pm tho

[tender turtle]

then just study till like 12

[proper kraken]

Забота

[rigid sinew]

Neymar watching csgo esl match in brazil

[turbid vector]

neymar is a goat

[boreal ermine]

Suggest me some good movies to watch on Netflix

Or amazon prime

[boreal ermine]

fr

[boreal ermine]

i don't have netflix and amazon prime😭

[rotund lichen]

Wake up early best time to study fr

[boreal ermine]

Ohhhh 🥹🥹

[rigid sinew]

Meh

[rigid sinew]

Lol poor

[turbid vector]

breaking bad

[boreal ermine]

its not my problem

[rigid sinew]

Mannnn

[turbid vector]

utopia

[rigid sinew]

U should have used the spiderman quote

[turbid vector]

its a british tv series its hoenstly so good

the story is amazing and the thinking is wild

[flint jolt]

not a movie but you should totally watch love is blind

[boreal ermine]

breaking bad is goated

[stoic lodge]

who is claire voyance

[stoic lodge]

are ultrawides worth it?i feel like it would be better to just have 2 monitors

[graceful jacinth]

a good friend of morpheus

[stoic lodge]

🤯

[crimson yew]

2 monitors are annoying

Plus one big screen better than two

Cuz you can do the same things anyway and it’s neater

[stoic lodge]

as a documentation/chatgpt monkey the 2nd monitor makes my life 92794328% better

[crimson yew]

Use fancyzones bro

[stoic lodge]

what is that

[crimson yew]

Let’s you divide your screen into different tasks

For example I can have my vscode, project instructions and Spotify showing all at once

Or even more if I wanted to

[stoic lodge]

i already have the 2 monitor tihng going and the windows + arrow keys thingy is enough lol

[crimson yew]

Ig lmao

[stoic lodge]

not like i was working hard today

my school is like 50% muslim so no one showed up today

[tender turtle]

i always pictured u with 2 monitors nice to know im right

[crimson yew]

What ide do you use

[tender turtle]

why do u have so many muslims lmao

[stoic lodge]

ide 🤢 text editor 🤩

[crimson yew]

ofc he has 2 he’s a cs nerd

[tender turtle]

exactly all he needs now are his glasses

[crimson yew]

I just know bro uses intellij

[stoic lodge]

well1 monitor is my laptop just bought a cheapo one to put on the side

[tender turtle]

whatever that means

[stoic lodge]

idk just a multicultural place

[crimson yew]

He’s in Canada that’s where they go

[boreal ermine]

bro what are you doing with that monitor💀💀@crimson yew

[tender turtle]

i actually didnt know how to save and find files until like 2 years ago im very shit at computers

[stoic lodge]

half the school is muslim but there are also dudes that are like "well half the school isn't going i'm not going" so maybe like 20% of people showed up today

[tender turtle]

true but i didnt expect that many

[crimson yew]

You would

I rarely see any Muslims where I live

[tender turtle]

ok ryan go shit ur pants

[stoic lodge]

a guy in my ce said there were only 2 people in his chem

[crimson yew]

Besides at my Uni

[stoic lodge]

out of like 30 something

[crimson yew]

Already done bro

[stoic lodge]

there were only 9 in my english 🤷

[tender turtle]

oh

oh ok

[stoic lodge]

out of like 28 or 29 or somthing

which was pretty high

[crimson yew]

Only 9

[tender turtle]

i only have 3 other people inmy english class

because everyone sucks at english

[stoic lodge]

my teacher set up this trivia game thingy

[tender turtle]

(and arabic)

[crimson yew]

There was maybe 1 or 2 muslims in my whole grade

[stoic lodge]

and we just did that for an hour

[tender turtle]

damn how long are ur classes

[stoic lodge]

well that's kinda hard to say

[tender turtle]

ive been solving the same paper for 3 hpurs im so tied

[crimson yew]

Slow

[stoic lodge]

there's a couple different schedules people use

but rn i have four 75 minuters

into 2 semesters

[crimson yew]

My Chem class is like 6 hours

[stoic lodge]

oh nice

[crimson yew]

Lecture and then a lab

[stoic lodge]

side note: fuck classical music and old literature who even knows about that

that was like every fifth question

[crimson yew]

I know classical music

[stoic lodge]

you're weird

[crimson yew]

You calling like 90% of this discord weird

[stoic lodge]

do you know what the largest freshwater fish is ⁉️

[crimson yew]

All these mfs listen to classical music

[stoic lodge]

you prob do

[crimson yew]

Idk I don’t fish

[stoic lodge]

a guy named ryan doesn't fish

[crimson yew]

Is it bass

[stoic lodge]

that's what everyone guessed it's sturgeon

[crimson yew]

My fish knowledge is very limited

[stoic lodge]

yk i keep that fish knowledge on me 🧠

[crimson yew]

Rare fish trader

[stoic lodge]

another fish question i got: what term is a type of fish and a hairstyle

||mullet||

[crimson yew]

I forgot that was a fish

[stoic lodge]

everyone else did too

[boreal ermine]

💀💀💀 true

[stoic lodge]

another random one that no one else got was like

"am i a headware with a rounded felt crown with a thin lifted brim. am i typically black. what am i? (bonus points for saying 2 different names)"

||bowler hat, billycock||

i only knew this because of a video game lol

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[stoic lodge]

i love fake hats

[boreal ermine]

what'a fake hat

[turbid vector]

great minds think alike

[boreal ermine]

we have same mind🫡

[stoic lodge]

has breaking bad always been big

it released in like 2013 but i feel like people have been talking about it nonstop since 2020

[tender turtle]

i dont think it was that big in its early days

[stoic lodge]

wtf you changed your name

[tender turtle]

yeah the fanbase is really annoying too

[tender turtle]

im boogers but u can call me zaza

actually zazas better

[stoic lodge]

🍃

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[stoic lodge]

i only know you as A Levels | CS

[tender turtle]

boogers was kinda cringe glad ive moved on

[crimson yew]

Yeah fr

[tender turtle]

thanks ryan go solve

[stoic lodge]

yeah dude go solve

(what does solve mean)

[crimson yew]

I’m doing my project rn

Pondering

she gave me her dumb mechanics project to solve

[tender turtle]

i sent him a question to help mewith

[crimson yew]

yeah that

[tender turtle]

its literally one small question

[crimson yew]

You sent the whole pdf

[tender turtle]

oh okay good luck with that

[tender turtle]

yes because i dont know how to screenshot on laptop

[stoic lodge]

bro sent the whole assignment and said "do it"

[tender turtle]

can u even do that

[tender turtle]

😭

[crimson yew]

Yes wtf

[stoic lodge]

this is such a crazy question

[tender turtle]

polarstar did u take advanced physics or something

[stoic lodge]

kind of

i'm not good at phsyics if taht's what you're asking me

[crimson yew]

Imagine if they made it so you couldnt screenshot on only laptops

[stoic lodge]

that's why they made video cards 🤦

so can you record your screen

[tender turtle]

sorry ive owned a laptop for like one month

[crimson yew]

poor

[stoic lodge]

how are you doing cs

[tender turtle]

i had a pc

[stoic lodge]

wait what

[tender turtle]

but i had to givge it away

[stoic lodge]

does laptop != pc

[crimson yew]

did it get stolen by a monkey

do they have monkeys there idk

[stoic lodge]

self report

[tender turtle]

no its a dessert we obviously have camels everywehre

[crimson yew]

Self reported myself

[tender turtle]

i ride a camel everyday to school. sometime a donkey

[crimson yew]

I forgot what country you were from tbh I just wanted to say monkey

[stoic lodge]

did a strange brown image of 3 entities steal it ⁉️

[tender turtle]

yes

[crimson yew]

The taliban stole her desktop

Need to aim train with csgo

[stoic lodge]

they traveled to kuwait

for a desktop

[crimson yew]

On one of those camel caravans

[tender turtle]

yes its a very inportant desktop

[stoic lodge]

very secretive

[tender turtle]

it has classified ifnrotaion

[crimson yew]

you probably had like 2 things install on it

[rotund lichen]

Woah night crew is here

[tender turtle]

yes with men wearing scarves on their heads and faces

[tender turtle]

i had a lot on it :( still mourning my loss

[crimson yew]

A Levels | CS living in Aladdin fr

[tender turtle]

all my games just gone

[crimson yew]

They made the Aladdin movie a real thing

[tender turtle]

woah howd u know the name of my city

[crimson yew]

I have your coordinates pulled up

[tender turtle]

oh okay

i thought u were a clairvoyant like polarstar

[stoic lodge]

wait when did i become clairvoyant

[tender turtle]

idk was that someone else

[crimson yew]

I don’t think that was polar

[stoic lodge]

who is claire voyance

[proper coral]

what are some fairly budget e-ink note takers that are available in us, im looking at kindle pw but i kind of want to stay away from kindles

[tender turtle]

i dont remember the others except cinnabun because he sounds deliciosu

[stoic lodge]

yo did he change his pfp yet

[crimson yew]

yeah who is claire voyance and why polar her

[tender turtle]

idk is that a thing he does a lot

[stoic lodge]

why polar her ⁉️

[stoic lodge]

no i sent a special suggestion to change his pfp

[tender turtle]

this is definitely a sentence

[crimson yew]

I try

[tender turtle]

oh okay what did u sne

send

[crimson yew]

Eagle smoking cigarettes

[boreal ermine]

your pfp looking like north korea president

[stoic lodge]

weed*

[crimson yew]

He does

Yeah mb

[stoic lodge]

if anything A Levels | CS should make her pfp the eagle

her name is zaza

[crimson yew]

fr

[tender turtle]

exactly i was just saying that

[stoic lodge]

A Levels | Weedology

[tender turtle]

ryan what do uthink.. ball man is legendary i cant just abandon him

[boreal ermine]

if you're eee which profile picture should be used?

[tender turtle]

what

[stoic lodge]

idk a sad guy

[boreal ermine]

ewww no

[crimson yew]

what if you photoshopped his balls on the zaza eagle

[boreal ermine]

sad guy anime pfp💀

[stoic lodge]

eagle chiefing the balls

[crimson yew]

anime pfps the worst

I wanna fight them

[tender turtle]

omg great idea but idk how to use photoshop

[tender turtle]

so realme too

[crimson yew]

Not specifically photoshop just literally any photo editor

[tender turtle]

anime pfps and kpop pfps are so horrible

[boreal ermine]

me too

[stoic lodge]

wait will the balls be on the beak or on the splif

[crimson yew]

they deserve it

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[topaz bluff]

Can't fight majority of discord bro

[tender turtle]

idk any other photo editors or how ro use them

[boreal ermine]

fr

[stoic lodge]

pixlr and photopea are free online

[crimson yew]

debatable

[stoic lodge]

we need to clarify this

[tender turtle]

only valid pfps are cats, dogs or like drawings of some kind

[crimson yew]

I use picsart

[tender turtle]

oh hm

[tender turtle]

whats a splif

[stoic lodge]

is he smoking balls or is he balls

[crimson yew]

In his beak

[boreal ermine]

i like cat pfps>

[crimson yew]

Make his beak open

[stoic lodge]

wtf so much work you d oit

[crimson yew]

The balls will be in his beak like the pearls in oysters

[tender turtle]

i agree i think he should have balls drooping from his chin

[stoic lodge]

you have the image for the weed eagle

[tender turtle]

literally i just told u i dont know how to screenshot

[rigid sinew]

And anime pfps of kids

[tender turtle]

what makesu think i can make his jaw open

[stoic lodge]

no ryan

[crimson yew]

Idk you’re zaza bro

[tender turtle]

like lolis? because yeah thats the worst of the worst

[topaz bluff]

Valid upto ur thinking

[crimson yew]

I read that as lois

[tender turtle]

i dont have time to be discussing this i have 5 other papers to finish

[crimson yew]

Too many family guy clips

[tender turtle]

god i love batman hes so me

[stoic lodge]

if you can somehow fit the next nest into frame you can change like the backwoods/weed/syrup/gun

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[rigid sinew]

Nice joke

[topaz bluff]

How can I be you Zaza. I'm literally batman

[tender turtle]

idk what i just read sorry polarstar

[stoic lodge]

batman is straight edge

[tender turtle]

i almost said sorry zaza

[tender turtle]

there can be multuple batmans

[stoic lodge]

bro look at the bottom of the image in the eagle's nest

[tender turtle]

zaza batman

[crimson yew]

No only one batman

[stoic lodge]

batman would never smoke weed

[crimson yew]

He’s not spiderman

[tender turtle]

ohhh shit yeah smart

[tender turtle]

i would. and im batman which makes ur claim incorrect

[topaz bluff]

Verses differ

[stoic lodge]

you're not batman your name is zaza

your name is weed that doesn't count

[topaz bluff]

I'm original Bruce Wayne

[rigid sinew]

What is a zaza

[tender turtle]

zaza wayne

[stoic lodge]

urban dictionary

[tender turtle]

me

[crimson yew]

Bruce Zaza Wayne

[stoic lodge]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zaza

[tender turtle]

yes?

[crimson yew]

Full legal name

[tender turtle]

why was that so fast

[tender turtle]

stop stalking me man not cool

[stoic lodge]

i had urbandictionary open before

A. Levels "Weed" C. S. is your full legal name

[topaz bluff]

Son zaza

[rigid sinew]

Why do i have a feeling arabians smoke weed more than anyone

[stoic lodge]

none of the arab guys i know smoke at all

[crimson yew]

They would get beat for smoking

[tender turtle]

damn what

[boreal ermine]

The chat is active wow

[tender turtle]

they must be the ones with strict parents because its the total opposite for me

every single arab guy i know smokes or has smoked

[topaz bluff]

Gotta protect gotham

[tender turtle]

lmao

[boreal ermine]

gotham city

[crimson yew]

muslim batman

[stoic lodge]

yo what

they don't smoke or drink it's haram right

[tender turtle]

yeah but we dont even have good weed here

[tender turtle]

smoking is haram but no one really gives a shit

[stoic lodge]

i guess they give a shit lol

[tender turtle]

they only sorta care about alcohol so its more rare
also alcohol is illegal and smoking isnt

[stoic lodge]

only white dudes are smoking here

[stoic lodge]

*weed

[boreal ermine]

Smoking is not a thing to flex tbh

[rigid sinew]

U can see naked belly dance in the middle of desert in dubai

Lots of foreigners visit there

[tender turtle]

like i can go to any small store and get cigs or vapes
people even younger than me can, no one cares much they just want their money

[stoic lodge]

you learn something new every day

[tender turtle]

naked🤨 🤨 tf no

where are u getting this info from lmao

[rigid sinew]

Thats what I heard

[stoic lodge]

bro speaking from experience

[rigid sinew]

Well they are half naked im sure

[boreal ermine]

Lol

what lmao

[rigid sinew]

Yea i visited one too btw

[tender turtle]

all the times ive been in dubai ive def never seen random naked women lmao
it might happen ig but u def wont just find them in the middle of the dessert lmfaooa

[rigid sinew]

When i was in dubai

[tender turtle]

u visited a naked woman bellydancing in the dessert?

[stoic lodge]

you didn't?

[rigid sinew]

U really dont know what in the middle of desert means the

[boreal ermine]

Why are you not sleeping yet?

[tender turtle]

ohh nvm just saw this yeah thats the standard, they dont reallt wear regular clothing

bro i thought u meant actually naked 😭

[boreal ermine]

cause its just 11:05PM

[boreal ermine]

Ohhh its 1:35 am here 😀

[tender turtle]

i do lmao ive gone to dubai by car once so ive been in some remote places

[rigid sinew]

They conduct belly dancing shows in the middle of desert far away from civilization or public eye. Its a tourist spot

[boreal ermine]

why you not sleeping

[crimson yew]

Belly dancing so weird

[tender turtle]

yeah that sounds okay

[tender turtle]

how

[boreal ermine]

Just going madam

[rigid sinew]

Pioneer of twerking

[crimson yew]

Idk it’s dancing with your stomach

[stoic lodge]

🤯

[tender turtle]

yeah its cool

[boreal ermine]

madam😱😳

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[stoic lodge]

you're so old 👵

[rigid sinew]

U cant conduct those shit in dubai public areas. So desert is the place. They do get naked in very vip exclusive ones

[tender turtle]

gtg study bye

[boreal ermine]

im just 22 yo😭😭😭

[stoic lodge]

okay madam

[boreal ermine]

😭😭😭😭

[boreal ermine]

That’s just the respect not at all related to age

[tender turtle]

thats not surprising tbh

[crimson yew]

Shut up no you aren’t

[tender turtle]

nice to know ill add that to my bucket list (i dont have one)

[boreal ermine]

fair enough

[boreal ermine]

I am 20 and you are older than me

[stoic lodge]

madam is only for old ladies

[rigid sinew]

Go study zaza. Dont fail like me

[tender turtle]

yes i am gofbuye

[rigid sinew]

Go studyyyy@tender turtle

[boreal ermine]

yeah

[boreal ermine]

Nhaaa

[stoic lodge]

you call everyone else ms.

[crimson yew]

I call everyone bro

[stoic lodge]

90 year old woman

[boreal ermine]

Wdym

[stoic lodge]

you calling her bro

[boreal ermine]

ms?

bro💀

[crimson yew]

Yeah I def would

[rigid sinew]

U call ur mum and dad bro?

[crimson yew]

I used to call my grandma bro she liked it

[boreal ermine]

I call all the guys bro

[boreal ermine]

lmaoo cute

[boreal ermine]

same

[crimson yew]

I don’t think i ever like say their name or even mom

[boreal ermine]

Hahahhaha

[rigid sinew]

Ryan approaches his processor and be like. Hey bro pass me that test will ya

[crimson yew]

I just start talking to them

[stoic lodge]

i went over to a white kid's house in like 5th grade and he called his parents by their first names

[crimson yew]

My professor plays valorant I think he’d be chill with bro

[boreal ermine]

bro the best called

[boreal ermine]

Oh yess i have heard that too

[stoic lodge]

based prof wtf

[rigid sinew]

How do u call her. Hey woman

[stoic lodge]

all the profs i've met with are like 9 trillion years old

[crimson yew]

My math professor had an anime background on his laptop

It was that volleyball anime

[rigid sinew]

Must be foster parents

[stoic lodge]

bro where are you finding hip profs

[stoic lodge]

no

[crimson yew]

Nah I just start talking

[rigid sinew]

He must also watch henta

[boreal ermine]

What

[stoic lodge]

⁉️

[boreal ermine]

my proffesor watching one piece

Okay guys heading out goodnight

[crimson yew]

If it’s just me and my mom in a room she knows I’m talking to her

If I’m in public I just say mom

[boreal ermine]

good night

[stoic lodge]

what if you're talking to the ghosts ⁉️

[rigid sinew]

What...

[crimson yew]

They’re in my head

[stoic lodge]

we're all in your head

[rigid sinew]

Not everyone lives in Transylvania bro

[crimson yew]

I wish I lived there

[boreal ermine]

american horror movies be like

[rigid sinew]

That place has no internet

[crimson yew]

Starlink

Make it happen elon

[stoic lodge]

elon when he isn't writing a controversial tweet that will ruin his stock prices

[crimson yew]

My tesla stock made me lose so much money the past like 3 days

[boreal ermine]

elon so weird

[blazing current]

wasup

[boreal ermine]

im great thanks, wbu

[tender turtle]

oh no are u an investor bro

[crimson yew]

Naw

I mean I invest money but I don’t care a whole lot about the stock market

[tender turtle]

oh okay good im scared of them

[crimson yew]

Why

[grand cypress]

what happened to james? 😦

[tender turtle]

they stir up something dark within me

[crimson yew]

Exploded

[crimson yew]

Everything does

[tender turtle]

ryan have u watched killer bean

[crimson yew]

Weren’t we literally the ones telling you about it

Me and polar

[tender turtle]

ur right...🖤 🌹 💀 ⛓️

holy shit he actually killed dark bean

[crimson yew]

fr

Waiting for the next movie

[tender turtle]

oh i thought it was just polar my bad

[crimson yew]

👹

[tender turtle]

woah man that scene was....damn...

shouldnt u be working on ur projecy

[crimson yew]

I am

[tender turtle]

why is this actually cinematic this is a thousand times better than marvel

[crimson yew]

I have proof

[tender turtle]

whats ur proo

f

[crimson yew]

Idk my pc i can screenshot

[tender turtle]

LMAO OK.

[crimson yew]

yeah thats what i thought

[tender turtle]

damn they actually betrayed killer bean

i think we all saw that coingbut man.. the agony

[crimson yew]

Spoiler alert everybody dies

In a boating accident

[tender turtle]

WHAT THE FUCK?

thas so lame

why would u sppoikl man wtf is wron giwt u

ur so fake

cronwell x killer bean?

[crimson yew]

Yeah my bad

dwanye the rock johnson shoots him with a gun

[tender turtle]

i love how their buttcheeks are always withint sight

[crimson yew]

Yeah

They know their fanbase

[tender turtle]

indeed..

😋

[crimson yew]

Mentally ill people

[tender turtle]

oh no not me!

do they ever actually mention the asian guys name or is he just called racist things throughout the whole movie

[crimson yew]

Yes very much you

I don’t remember

I watched the first movie in like 10th grade or something

[tender turtle]

ok ryn

ryan

[crimson yew]

ryn

[tender turtle]

oh okay sounds like u had a nice childhood

[crimson yew]

you know my childhood already

[tender turtle]

no im not a clairvoyant thats polarstar

[crimson yew]

That’s not him

[tender turtle]

yes it is

its not like ura clairvoyant u woukdnt know

[rotund lichen]

Gimme that zaza

[tender turtle]

i dont give zaza i am zaza

[crimson yew]

Zaza

[tender turtle]

yes?

i just finished jiller bean that was so beautiful

whe is the sequel coming out

[crimson yew]

That was fast

[tender turtle]

ive been watching it for 3 days

[crimson yew]

Wtf

[turbid vector]

i swear if this new pokemon episode dont tell me what the fucks going on im gonna drop this

[stoic lodge]

i still don't know who claire voyance is

[tender turtle]

dont worry about it sweetie

[stoic lodge]

you talk like my 4th grade teacher

[tender turtle]

she sounds nice

[stoic lodge]

yeah she was fine

very old

[tender turtle]

mine threatened to hang my classmates from their hair on the ceiling fan and spin them around violently

wait sorry that was 6th

[stoic lodge]

yeah that's weird

[tender turtle]

4th is nice she still remembers me and everything love her

teachers usually forget me

[stoic lodge]

teachers who remember kids 5 years later kinda weird me out

when i see my teachers/classmates in public i dodge

[tender turtle]

she remembers me 8 years later but yes

[stoic lodge]

yeah that's weirder

[tender turtle]

shes cute we were her first class ever thats why

[stoic lodge]

i guess that makes it okay

[tender turtle]

no she just cared about us a lot i still have the gifts she gaveus

she wrote us little notes

[stoic lodge]

your teacher gave you gifts?

[tender turtle]

yes they always do lmao

this year i got 4 gifts

[stoic lodge]

it's almost like they care

almost

[tender turtle]

mine do

my teachers are usually mentally ill but nice

on the inside at least

[stoic lodge]

do teachers get paid well in kuwait

[tender turtle]

no lmao theyre just nice normal people

[stoic lodge]

in na they get paid like 12 shillings and a good dental plan

[tender turtle]

shillings lmfaoaoa

[stoic lodge]

they get paid like 0 dollars unless they are known

[tender turtle]

yeah theyre pretty underpaid here too but i dont think they care as much

most of them tutor kids after school tutoring is a big business here

every egyptian kid has a private tutor for each of their subject

[stoic lodge]

that's nice i hate kids who pay for tutors

learn like the rest of us peasants

[tender turtle]

they get paid like 60$ an hour from that usually

[tender turtle]

lmfao right its so stupid

like you have so many resources just learn on your own

im an exception though its okay for me to have a math tutor (my mom forced me)

[stoic lodge]

no you're still horrible

i just hate private institutions and rich people

[tender turtle]

I have no choice but to go to a private institution lmao public school is only for kuwaitis

[stoic lodge]

your score of how-much-i-like-you is rapidly dropping

[tender turtle]

rest of us have to pay for mediocre under qualified angry egyptian and lebanese women to teach us

and men but theyre usually moreso creepy than angry

[tender turtle]

i literally have no choice do u want me to go back to syria

[boreal ermine]

i don't watch pokemon but i play

[stoic lodge]

be homeless

[turbid vector]

what do you play

[boreal ermine]

pokemon go😭

[tender turtle]

thats illegal here

they just deport u lmfao

[stoic lodge]

oh

[tender turtle]

also if u attempt suicide they deport u

[stoic lodge]

i was gonna say it's based cause i thought they would like put them in a shelter or smth

[tender turtle]

so u can just kill urself somewhre else😭

[stoic lodge]

oh great

[tender turtle]

lmao no theyre pretty cruel to non kuwaitis they dont fully see us as people. at least the asian workers

[stoic lodge]

going into the homeless camps is kinda like going into an area with a bunch of high level enemies and you're super undergeared

so you just have to dodge everyone

[tender turtle]

the other nationalities tend to have a higher socioeconimic status and we look white and they looove white people

[stoic lodge]

white people 😍

[tender turtle]

i think im white passing but ive been told i look filipino for som reaon

[stoic lodge]

white people are kind of the minorities in my school there are so many arab/south asian/east asian dudes

a lot of the teachers are white though

[tender turtle]

yeah i figured fromthe amoiunt of muslims

[tender turtle]

not to be racist but that sounds pretty bad

[stoic lodge]

yeah tbh idk why there are places with a lot of 1 group

[tender turtle]

i hate arabs so infuriating

maybe the ones in canada are tamer

[stoic lodge]

tbh idk i don't have too many arab friends

[tender turtle]

they like to stick together americans suck

canadians whatever

[stoic lodge]

all of my arab friends are normal people so 🤷

[tender turtle]

theres only 3 normal people at mt school the rest are like weird ass racist homo[hobic insecure tate defenders

[rotund lichen]

Thats dark af

[stoic lodge]

didn't tate become muslim or smth lol

i heard some dudes talking about it this week

[tender turtle]

yeah its really fcucked up and only certain kuwaiti dudes can vote in parliament so no one can really change anything

not that anyone would care because everyones racist to each other

[rotund lichen]

Oh its just like my country

[tender turtle]

oh yeah lmfaoaoa apparently

the fact that muslims are actually accepting him is hilarious my god i thought it was like a running joke at first

[tender turtle]

wonderufl

where are u from

[stoic lodge]

the guy who was talking about tate was literally saying how he is on board now that he's the same like branch of muslim as him lol

[rotund lichen]

Georgia (third time im telling u)

[stoic lodge]

bro threw in the (third time)

@tender turtle you're a bad friend

[tender turtle]

LMAOAO SORRU

i thoigut that was bischee

im bad with names

[stoic lodge]

turkiye lmaooo

[rotund lichen]

Its okay id like to forget it too

[tender turtle]

ohh right same thing

[tender turtle]

not the branches

[stoic lodge]

mmm maybe not

[rotund lichen]

DID U JUST SAY THAT AGAIN FOR SECOND TIME MF

[tender turtle]

teehee

[stoic lodge]

idk what it's called he's in the like the same group

[tender turtle]

is that like offensive

[rotund lichen]

not rly its just funny that they are nothing alike

[tender turtle]

yeah ik what u mean its just so funny to me how theyre always fighting with each other
the different bracnhes

its all pretty controversial though

[tender turtle]

they felt the same 😭

georgia just had much worse food

like i seriously suffered

[rotund lichen]

Now thats offensive

[crimson yew]

Atlanta !!

[rotund lichen]

What did u taste

[stoic lodge]

i was literally going to say this

[crimson yew]

Atlanta wild

[stoic lodge]

whenever people here say they are from georgia i think they are talking about atlanta lol

[tender turtle]

idk like basic local food
i forgot everyhtings name

[rotund lichen]

Im not from atlanta im from country one

[stoic lodge]

yeah ik lol

[tender turtle]

also def not lmao theyre right next to each other ofc theyre alike

[rotund lichen]

I will beat u up for that

[crimson yew]

Prove it buddy

[stoic lodge]

yeah show us all mcdonalds you have hidden away

[rotund lichen]

Totally diff cultures and religions

[tender turtle]

omg wait i had amazing dumplings in this outfoor restuarant that was like within a forest

it was aweomse but thats it

[stoic lodge]

isn't there like a border dispute

[crimson yew]

Zaza becoming almost as racist as me

[rotund lichen]

Thats not dumplings 😭

[tender turtle]

well we mostly go for sightseeing and that was pretty similar to me

[tender turtle]

how would u know what i ate😭 ??

[stoic lodge]

bro knows everything

[rotund lichen]

Its traditional food

[crimson yew]

Bro is the thinker

[tender turtle]

i am more racist than u im arab its my birthright

[tender turtle]

i think i found the clairvoyant

[crimson yew]

You didn’t gas a certain minority though

[stoic lodge]

hey now i'm chinese i am like top 1% racist

[tender turtle]

traditional food can be dumplings

[crimson yew]

Germany #1 🇩🇪🇩🇪

[stoic lodge]

who is claire voyance

[tender turtle]

true we're more into microagressions than like genocide

[rotund lichen]

I get why ud call em dumplings its called khinkali tho lmao

[crimson yew]

I find it funny so many different cultures are racist

[tender turtle]

its just a different name for the same thing like u get what i mean

[turbid vector]

IM SO FUCKED I BROKE MY MUMS PLANT IM DEAD 💀

[tender turtle]

every culture has a different kind of dumpling

[tender turtle]

how do u alwasy have some kind of problem lmfao

[stoic lodge]

how do you break a plant

[tender turtle]

yeah good point

[rotund lichen]

Sure

[turbid vector]

i was doing kickups in living room and it landed on the plant

[stoic lodge]

bro

you brought this upon yourself

[tender turtle]

i wouldnt care if someone called shishbarak dumplings like they technically are🤷‍♀️

[turbid vector]

i was too lazy to outside 😭

[crimson yew]

Wtf is a kickup

[stoic lodge]

nonamerican football

[rotund lichen]

I dont either

[crimson yew]

Why is bro playing soccer inside

[turbid vector]

you get football and keep it up by kicking it up

[stoic lodge]

that's what i'm saying

[turbid vector]

too lazy to go outside

[crimson yew]

I played baseball in my house once with my little sister

Threw a baseball through the drywall

[high ore]

bro from germany and still call it soccer

[tender turtle]

sounds like agreat idea

[crimson yew]

I’m Americanized ‼️‼️

[tender turtle]

oh yeah u guys have like cardboard houses lmfao

[stoic lodge]

i actually played all my sports outside ‼️

[stoic lodge]

the "i'm in your walls" joke doesn't work here :(

[tender turtle]

why do u guys not have cement housees i dont get it

[stoic lodge]

everyone is from europe

[turbid vector]

L

[crimson yew]

German houses are like concrete bro you could bomb it and it would still be standing

[turbid vector]

widl take when 90% of people iun this server are indians

[stoic lodge]

wait a second are you the penguin guy

[turbid vector]

yes

[tender turtle]

wait can u actually go inside a wall? i thought we were referring to like a supernatural phenomenon lmfao

[stoic lodge]

damn my guy evolved into an edgelord lol

[crimson yew]

Take a guess

[tender turtle]

OHH UR MISTA PENUIN

i was going to say youd get along with mista penguin

[crimson yew]

Holy shit you’re stupid

[turbid vector]

yes mista penguin is gone

[tender turtle]

i missed u msita penguin

[stoic lodge]

fallen angel pfp and dropped the funny animal

[rotund lichen]

This gives me scooby doo flashbacks somehow

[tender turtle]

i use my btain selectivileu

[crimson yew]

Clearly

[turbid vector]

fella thought he could fly 😭 what an idiot amirtie 😭 🙏

[rotund lichen]

Omg it was penguin all along

[tender turtle]

thanks ryan

[stoic lodge]

what inspired this emo era @turbid vector

[tender turtle]

ikr crazy

[tender turtle]

i need to know too

[crimson yew]

Bro had enough of the penguin

[turbid vector]

finals are upcoming

[tender turtle]

he was so silly..

[stoic lodge]

bro had enough of being british

decided to become the devil

[tender turtle]

penguins are british..

[crimson yew]

Bloody penguin mate

[rotund lichen]

He did say he made it fly tho so

Look st the bright side ig

[tender turtle]

i saw pnguins once i cried it was fucking amazing i cant believe theyre real

[stoic lodge]

the devil is more british than penguins

[turbid vector]

no he fucking died

[stoic lodge]

wow he did become emo

[rotund lichen]

Now i get it

[crimson yew]

You telling me penguins can’t live in the sand

[rotund lichen]

BROKE MY HEART INTO PIECES

[crimson yew]

That’s crazy fr

[tender turtle]

they cant

wait can they

[stoic lodge]

penguins are cool i've never seen one though

[tender turtle]

can i own a penguin

[stoic lodge]

exotic animal

[crimson yew]

Idk dispatch penguins in the desert

[tender turtle]

u shoudl see one theyre so silly they just flopflop

[stoic lodge]

wait no you don't live in americay ou can do whatever you want

[crimson yew]

Doesn’t stop people from owning crocodiles

[stoic lodge]

yeah go buy a penguin

[tender turtle]

the penguins i saw live closeby

theyre in a museum.. its not very strongly gaurded at all

[crimson yew]

I swam with penguins and a beluga whale

[rotund lichen]

Penguins are cutest things

[crimson yew]

At this nature place

[rotund lichen]

And pandas

[tender turtle]

and theres not even a fence seperating u from the penguins...hm..

[crimson yew]

Steal them

[dusty rune]

🤓

[stoic lodge]

heist

[tender turtle]

pandas remind me of my ex situationship

[crimson yew]

Wasn’t there literally a movie where a dude had a pet penguin

[stoic lodge]

your what

[rotund lichen]

U gotta explain that one mis

[tender turtle]

idk but ti osunds amazing tell me the name if u find it

[crimson yew]

Poppers Penguins

[stoic lodge]

killer bean

[tender turtle]

he had like permanent eye bags

[tender turtle]

amaing thanks

[rotund lichen]

Lmao

[tender turtle]

i gtg stufy bye guy

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[crimson yew]

It’s about this dude who’s father like ships him a penguin for some reason

[stoic lodge]

the craziest animal i've ever seen is like a moose i don't go to zoos and stuff