general-chat

[stoic lodge]

i gotta put something on my resume that isn't "i volunteered at this place"

[crimson yew]

2 for every 5 kids in my hs had a job I stg

[stoic lodge]

or "i did a coop credit"

[stoic lodge]

it also might be a function of how many kids with super rich parents/kids who do literally nothing but scroll their phone

[crimson yew]

That’s true

Most of them worked at the food lion

[stoic lodge]

the smart kids just prepare for contests now they don't get jobs either

[crimson yew]

Like at least 10

Wait til they find out they don’t really care about those and they care more about actual work experience

[stoic lodge]

the 2 dudes i know with jobs:
person a - likes "dark" humour (is racist), total fuckup, but has rich parents/network, works at mcdonalds
person b - chill ass guy who only sent out 1 resume and got a job at freshco

[crimson yew]

bro needs rich parents to get a job at McDonald’s 😭

[stoic lodge]

no they know a family friend who owns multiple mcdonalds franchises

they just backdoored him in

[crimson yew]

Lol

I’d usually see people from my hs on the rare occasion I’d go to the McDonald’s area

My friend used to work there and he’d sneak free food for me

[stoic lodge]

university admissions though 🧐

[boreal ermine]

when i was a child i usually ate mc donald's kids menu

i like kids menu toys

[crimson yew]

Ig for highschool but also it doesn’t matter the uni for cs

And I know damn well most of them are applying for cs

[stoic lodge]

it's only math and cs contests 🙊

[crimson yew]

Cs practically a math degree anyway

[stoic lodge]

i hope to become one of those dudes who went to community college but is like a legendary grandmaster on codeforces and gets hired at big tech anyways

[crimson yew]

Ik a bunch of dudes like that

[boreal ermine]

🫡🫡🫡

[crimson yew]

my friend didn’t even go to community college and he works for meta rn 😭

[boreal ermine]

REALLY???

[stoic lodge]

damn he's working for zuck? 🤔

[crimson yew]

that was before it got it got like even more horridly competitive though

you pretty much need a degrees at this point

[stoic lodge]

bro the competition is the worst shit of all time

[boreal ermine]

yeah samw

[stoic lodge]

grade inflation is a really big problem because of the god damn top 6 bs that canada uses for some reason and some teachers decide to be heros or smth and make their courses infinitely hard to lower the average

like bro that was never the point

[crimson yew]

Id be alright working for some random company for a couple years and then switching to gov jobs and getting them to match my salary for a fraction of the work

[stoic lodge]

like uwaterloo or uoft saint george top 6 minimum is like 97, 98+ is "good"

[crimson yew]

Jesus wtf

Just apply to us schools at that point

[boreal ermine]

"good" wtf??

[crimson yew]

I have a friend that plays football for u toronto and is doing engineering

Bro gotta be dying

[stoic lodge]

canadian courses are probably easier than wherever else in the world tbf

and those are the top schools (aka the only schools people want to go to lol)

[boreal ermine]

probably yeah

[stoic lodge]

may god never sent me to brock 🙏

[boreal ermine]

why is there no other school lol

[stoic lodge]

• there's no standardized test people have to, like in america with the sat or act or whatever they call it

[boreal ermine]

amen🙏

[stoic lodge]

there's a weird culture in cs kids that you HAVE to go to uwaterloo or uoft saint george

[boreal ermine]

omg

[boreal ermine]

its like a neccesary lol

[stoic lodge]

not at all but employers love it

esp. since most people go to work in america

[boreal ermine]

its bad

[stoic lodge]

so if you attend some mid school that no americans know about you're kinda boned

[crimson yew]

You could go to some mid school and do really well and stand out more ig

[stoic lodge]

unless you're lgm on cf

[boreal ermine]

unless

[stoic lodge]

that's the worst shit cause i go to a really competitive high school (cringe i know) and if i just went to some school in the middle of no where i would be farming awards everywhere

[crimson yew]

I didnt even know of waterloos existence til last year lol

[crimson yew]

Fr

[stoic lodge]

waterloo is the mit of ontario

to ontario cs nerds*

[boreal ermine]

yeah true

[crimson yew]

Naw waterloo is like Georgia tech

Mit is mit

[stoic lodge]

if we are only looking at schools in canada

uwaterloo is the #1 for cs/math/eng

some people say utsg, but that's only really if you're doing a masters or research or smth

[stoic lodge]

2 of the top 50 national under 18 chess players go to my school lmao

[boreal ermine]

wtf?

[stoic lodge]

the uwaterloo coop is too goated

[boreal ermine]

woah!! nerd's school

[stoic lodge]

i go to nerd school 😔

[crimson yew]

I wanted to go to eth zurich for my masters

[stoic lodge]

my friend has dreams of studying astrophysics in europe

but i don't think it's gonna happen lol

[boreal ermine]

i wish you patience🙏🙏

[stoic lodge]

wish me more hours in the day 👍 👍

[boreal ermine]

i hope, good luck💪💪🫡🫡

[boreal ermine]

why

[stoic lodge]

getting into uwaterloo engineering is also super cringe because they have an "adjustment factor" where if you come from a school with a historically high average they knock you down a couple points

[crimson yew]

They do that here too

[boreal ermine]

wtf

[crimson yew]

Admissions are based off the historical grades of your school

That try to even out easy and hard school

[stoic lodge]

dudes are getting like 20 taken off 99s lol

i think unrated adjustment is 13

[sacred hamlet]

damn i thought everything involving "astro" stuff is better in US, since nasa and stuff

[crimson yew]

Ig it makes sense you could get a 100 at some braindead school and it’d be unfair if some dude got lower at a genius school

[stoic lodge]

no he just romanticizes europe for whatever reason

[sacred hamlet]

europe is pretty dope

[boreal ermine]

i think too

[stoic lodge]

either way my boy only has a 92 top 6 so pray for him

[crimson yew]

usa better for jobs but Europe better for life imo

Having lived in both

[stoic lodge]

📠

[crimson yew]

my mom is making me meet up with her bfs son tonight cuz he’s some computer genius apparently

I don’t know who tf the dude is

[stoic lodge]

me 😳

[sacred hamlet]

true, i earn shit but i dont wanna off myself like when i was working in us

[crimson yew]

Work life in Europe is usually a lot better

[boreal ermine]

my country's education system😭😭😭😭😭

[sacred hamlet]

why

[crimson yew]

My mom was getting so many vacation days in Germany lmao

[sacred hamlet]

i mean

connections are always good

if he is cool, you should be buds and stuff

[crimson yew]

Yeah she says he’s pretty cool and made a bunch of money off of making apps

[stoic lodge]

yeah get that job at google

[crimson yew]

He’s around my age too which is always good

[turbid vector]

HE???

[crimson yew]

hell naw

[boreal ermine]

wow

[sacred hamlet]

google is hell

[boreal ermine]

pengussy

[crimson yew]

Faang companies bad

[turbid vector]

wdym bro have you seen bard?? beats chatgpt by a mile

[sacred hamlet]

lmao

[stoic lodge]

you're shattering my cali dreams

[turbid vector]

what 😭

[sacred hamlet]

in terms of workload its pretty bad

[crimson yew]

I wanna enjoy the work I do not sit there and be a code monkey

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[turbid vector]

u are

[sacred hamlet]

true

[stoic lodge]

i already am a code monkey 🫡

[crimson yew]

Fair enough

[sacred hamlet]

Google is already a top of the mountain, not only you have to work hard as hell to meet the baseline quality, but you also need to work to even stay there

[crimson yew]

Faang only good for farming money

Gotta sell your soul though

[stoic lodge]

these dudes don't care about their souls

6 figures minimum

[crimson yew]

dawg a lot of other companies are paying 6 figs

[stoic lodge]

but then you can put google on your resume 😳 😳 😳

[crimson yew]

And most of the money you’re getting is tied up in stocks

[stoic lodge]

why am i even going to waterloo 🤦 🤦

[sacred hamlet]

i dont know if Finland is romanticized or not, but their work ethics from what i heard is dream come true for me. I wish to have been born there

[crimson yew]

I’d rather have nasa on my resume than google

[sacred hamlet]

nasa is cooler

[stoic lodge]

all of scandanavia has really good social systems right

[crimson yew]

they’re getting really bad immigrant problems though

[boreal ermine]

finland education system better than all countries

[crimson yew]

Which is really sad

immigrants come over and stab and kill people

[tender turtle]

ryan ngl you seem like you'd say really racist things when you're drunk

[stoic lodge]

bombshell

[crimson yew]

Good thing I dont get drunk lmao

[stoic lodge]

i feel like people in computers don't drink

[crimson yew]

What living in Germany does to a man

[crimson yew]

most of them just vape

[boreal ermine]

germans are racist

[crimson yew]

Germans are def racist lmao

[boreal ermine]

my grandmother too

[stoic lodge]

maybe it's just a function of all my smart friends being chinese and indian (i am chinese)

they're all very straight-edge

[boreal ermine]

literally yeah lmao

[crimson yew]

yeah I was gonna say that their parents would murder them if they drank or smoked

[tender turtle]

literally everyones racist. arabs especially

[boreal ermine]

lol

[stoic lodge]

i'm not racist 🤫

[boreal ermine]

why arabs?

[tender turtle]

me too theyre not even smart though theyre just generally boring people

[crimson yew]

Germans don’t like having immigrants live in the same area of them

[tender turtle]

speaking from experience racism is super casual here its not even hidden

[boreal ermine]

i think arabs are sexist

[stoic lodge]

only white dudes are vaping here

[crimson yew]

Every country is racist some are just better at hiding it

[tender turtle]

yeah theyre every kind of discriminator they can be

[boreal ermine]

fr

[boreal ermine]

literally yeah😭😭

[stoic lodge]

my dad is super racist but he's also super old 🤔 starting to think those are related

[crimson yew]

Oh def

[boreal ermine]

because he is super old

[tender turtle]

nooo really🤯

[crimson yew]

My moms really lowkey about being racist

[stoic lodge]

a lowkey racist

[crimson yew]

like she’ll just casually some some shit and I’m like

🤟

[boreal ermine]

lol

[tender turtle]

yeah my moms a lowkey racust too but my dad..

[stoic lodge]

what is the play in these situations

[boreal ermine]

dads..

[stoic lodge]

like "haha yeah mom/dad"

[crimson yew]

haha mom you got them !!!

got them so good

[boreal ermine]

my mom love all peoples

[stoic lodge]

glad to see all of our parents are racist 🤝

minus bischy's mom

[tender turtle]

how the hell do u add vectors

[boreal ermine]

she isn't racist

[crimson yew]

you said you’re Chinese right

[stoic lodge]

me?

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[stoic lodge]

yeah

[boreal ermine]

chinese omg

chinese tiktok videos😭😭

[crimson yew]

all my Chinese friends parents are probably the racist parents I’ve come across

[stoic lodge]

yeah that seems right lol

[crimson yew]

but they’re not like really hateful about it it’s just super causal

[tender turtle]

crazy how much minorities hate each other😭

[boreal ermine]

my first chinese friend is polarstar

[tender turtle]

me too

[crimson yew]

bro especially lots of Europeans 😭 like you literally look the same and live next to each other

Still find a way to be racist

[boreal ermine]

LMAO

[crimson yew]

Least racist balkan family

[stoic lodge]

it's always the parents though, kids are usually on the internet and understand other cultures more than their sheltered parents who only ever talk to other chinese people

[boreal ermine]

balkan family like a rizz

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[boreal ermine]

yes

[boreal ermine]

balkan people's love everthing, everywhere and everyone

[stoic lodge]

my best friend in elementary + middle school was black and that was a whirlwind with my parents lmao

[boreal ermine]

oh hell nah💀💀

[crimson yew]

Except their neighboring countries

[stoic lodge]

yo real moment rn

[crimson yew]

I can imagine how that went

[stoic lodge]

why do british people hate other british people that live like 15 mins away ⁉️

[boreal ermine]

LMAOOOO turks hate syrian people afghan people and arabs😭😭

[crimson yew]

They all have different accents and they live in a 10 minute drive away

British people diff

[stoic lodge]

that always confused me cause like

[boreal ermine]

british speaking 😭😭

[stoic lodge]

the uk is like 100km across

how did you guys not figure this one out already

[crimson yew]

Germany is kinda the same

Like some parts of Germany you cannot understand wtf they’re saying

[boreal ermine]

germany is so rude

[crimson yew]

Yeah

One of the best countries for quality of life though

Free education

[stoic lodge]

the only thing i know about germany is oktoberfest in waterloo 🇩🇪

[boreal ermine]

as if to beat

[crimson yew]

Yeah their funny little outfits

[tender turtle]

yeah im thinkign about moving there but german just sonds so fucking ugly i dont wanna learn it

[crimson yew]

I think it sounds funny

I can easily scare people

Plus a large majority of Germans speak good English

[stoic lodge]

A Levels | CS hates germans confirmed ‼️

[boreal ermine]

@crimson yew what do you think about turkish lmao

turkish language

[crimson yew]

Because everything in Germany sucks so they want to learn English to watch movies and stuff

[stoic lodge]

ice cream

[tender turtle]

yeah im sure id get around just fine but ill still need to learnit

[tender turtle]

lmfoa

[crimson yew]

English is dumbed down german

[stoic lodge]

and they got the little thing on the bottom of the c

[boreal ermine]

its maras icecream and i hate maras ice cream sellers

[crimson yew]

Ngl I haven’t experienced it a lot

[tender turtle]

so true

[boreal ermine]

JUST GIVE ME THE ICE CREAM STOP SHOWING???!!!!

[stoic lodge]

didn't you go to turkey lmao

[tender turtle]

i fuckig hate the turkish ice cream men so much

[stoic lodge]

damn what did they do to you ⁉️

[boreal ermine]

uhhh

[crimson yew]

I don’ts speak the language

[pastel orbit]

but the turkish ice cream itself is good

[crimson yew]

It just sounds like random shit

[pastel orbit]

hello

[stoic lodge]

did you get the ice cream ⁉️

[crimson yew]

Naw I wish

[boreal ermine]

ME TOO LMAO

[tender turtle]

they disrepcted my honor.. (i was 10)

[crimson yew]

Bing chilling

[stoic lodge]

tbf i don't respect 10 year olds

[boreal ermine]

LMAO

[crimson yew]

I hate children

[tender turtle]

oh yeah me neither

[boreal ermine]

💀💀 why

[tender turtle]

i was a really shitty 10 year old

[crimson yew]

They’re annoying

[stoic lodge]

yooo me too 🤝

[crimson yew]

When I was little I covered my moms whole couch in Vaseline

[stoic lodge]

demon

[tender turtle]

were youb also extemely egotistical and violent on occasion

[boreal ermine]

what age range 0-15?

[tender turtle]

LMFAOO WHAT

why did you even think to do that

[crimson yew]

It gets better after they start having a working brain

[tender turtle]

thtats kind of genuis actually

[crimson yew]

Idk but there’s a picture somewhere of me covered with the Vaseline

[boreal ermine]

more like 16+

[stoic lodge]

i mean kind of i was really rude and never cooperated with people

[crimson yew]

Eh like 12 maybe?

[stoic lodge]

whoa 12

i feel like my brain only grew in freshman year

[boreal ermine]

12 is still annoying

[crimson yew]

At least 12 they can think on their own

And don’t just scream

[tender turtle]

yeah me too

[boreal ermine]

screams😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[crimson yew]

My brain probably grew the most last year

[stoic lodge]

what did you guys do as little kids with 0 responsibilities

[tender turtle]

my brain grew at 14 then rapidly devolved again

[crimson yew]

Everything

[stoic lodge]

my 1 productive thing i did was bike

[crimson yew]

I threw my sister off a swing

[tender turtle]

obsessively watched cooking videos, the rest is blurry

i havevery little memories

[stoic lodge]

i learned to bike w/o training wheels when i was 4 which is apparently really early

[crimson yew]

I learned to bike and then proceeded to never bike again

[tender turtle]

oh i still cant ride a bike😭

[stoic lodge]

biking is so chill because it's just walking: the sequel

[tender turtle]

not very german of you

[stoic lodge]

you just go farther and faster with less effort

[crimson yew]

fr

[tender turtle]

i can skate but i cant bike so i do that instead

[boreal ermine]

i leaned to riding a bike when i was 3 yo

[stoic lodge]

nvm guess i'll die

[tender turtle]

LMAO

[crimson yew]

It would be better if I had a bike because of how far away my classes are but I just walk

[stoic lodge]

one of my friends only learned to ride a bike at 15

[tender turtle]

🤯

[crimson yew]

Car

[tender turtle]

better than me

[boreal ermine]

WHAT🤯🤯🤯

[stoic lodge]

yeah but then you gotta deal with cars lol

[tender turtle]

biking is pretty useless here youll just get run over by cars or die from a heatstroke

[stoic lodge]

and pay $834872684

[crimson yew]

We need to build an autobahn in the us so I can street race people

[boreal ermine]

i usually use skate and rollerskate

[boreal ermine]

fr

[stoic lodge]

bro we need to get public transport first lmao

[crimson yew]

True lmao

[stoic lodge]

public transport in na:
nyc
toronto

[tender turtle]

yeah please😭

[stoic lodge]

the end

[tender turtle]

texas is actual hell

[crimson yew]

The metro system in dc is pretty good

[tender turtle]

just giant roads everywhere and like walmart or something

[boreal ermine]

nyc metro stations💀💀

[stoic lodge]

yeah but all of the transport we have is like city exclusive you can't go from place to place

[crimson yew]

Texas roads suck

[crimson yew]

Fair

[tender turtle]

texas just generally sucks

[stoic lodge]

bro we buy 1 of those bullet trains from japan, straight line across america, it's over

[tender turtle]

dallas was genuinely worse than syria

[sacred hamlet]

they are fucking insane

[tender turtle]

hello sudak :3

[boreal ermine]

lmao yeah

[stoic lodge]

canada is actually supreme bullshit because 99% of people live in like the same 5% of land and we still don't have good public transport

[sacred hamlet]

like i never saw more incompetent metro construction ever

[crimson yew]

Nyc is a fever dream

[tender turtle]

damn i thought canada would be better

[stoic lodge]

nope

[sacred hamlet]

hellooo roza <3

[boreal ermine]

you can saw turkish metro construction😭

[crimson yew]

I sat next to this dude dressed as Batman while some random homeless guy was singing rap music on the train

[tender turtle]

is canada just a more boring us with gun laws

[boreal ermine]

my dreams be like

[sacred hamlet]

oh my god xD

[tender turtle]

thats amazing

[crimson yew]

Average nyc metro trip

[stoic lodge]

canada is like the american dlc with extra taxes and housing crisis

[sacred hamlet]

It feels like everyone has their own NY subway story

[boreal ermine]

fr

[tender turtle]

oh thats lovely

[stoic lodge]

but free* healthcare 🤯 🤯

[stoic lodge]

(no dental or eyes)

[tender turtle]

thatsactually lovely

[sacred hamlet]

idk i heard prices in canada are even crazier than in us

[stoic lodge]

yeah the housing crisis is 2x worse at minimum lol

[tender turtle]

still good eyes arent really that important if u thik about it

[sacred hamlet]

but free healthcare, you cant argue with that

[stoic lodge]

if your net worth isn't tied up in housing you are very broke rn ‼️

[sacred hamlet]

Im sorry bestie, but like. you know humans are pretty useless without their eyes right xD

[boreal ermine]

we don't have free healthcare

[sacred hamlet]

we have free healthcare in theory

[boreal ermine]

where do you live right now?

[sacred hamlet]

in fact if you wont pay your doc on a "free" apointment, you get putted on a black list

[stoic lodge]

canada is the country with the worst "free" healthcare out of countries with free healthcare

[sacred hamlet]

Ukraine

[boreal ermine]

WHAT????

[high ore]

nop our mind is the most important think without it we are just animals and pretty useless

[boreal ermine]

why

[tender turtle]

nah its okat i could handle a fall or two

[sacred hamlet]

Im exaggurating xD basically doctors at the clinic will just be meaner to you if you are young and not poor or old

[boreal ermine]

what a shame!!!

[crimson yew]

Tell that to pilots and other people whose jobs rely on 20/20 vision lol

[stoic lodge]

the most noticeable thing is you have to wait 9 quintillion years to see a specialist

canada has a really bad shortage of medical professionals

[tender turtle]

wait so you guys dont need insurance you just go to the doctor?

[stoic lodge]

you gotta pay for the medicine if it isn't covered

[boreal ermine]

for rendezvous?

[sacred hamlet]

and you get treated worse by employers in general lmao

[crimson yew]

I got eye surgery a couple months ago because I hated wearing glasses

[crimson yew]

Yeah lol

[stoic lodge]

wdym

[boreal ermine]

ohhh.. that's bad

[tender turtle]

oh lasik?

[stoic lodge]

i forgot i couldn't send pictures here

[tender turtle]

lasik sounds terrifying id rather wear glasses

[sacred hamlet]

is eye surgery worth it?

[crimson yew]

It’s similar to lasik but it’s a smaller incision

[stoic lodge]

i'm so worried that i need glasses in teh future obth my parents have super dog vision

[crimson yew]

Yeah I can see perfectly now

[sacred hamlet]

and no, like

bad side effects

[tender turtle]

holy shit u dont wear glasses

[boreal ermine]

appointment

[tender turtle]

that warped my image of you completely

[crimson yew]

I thought all cs Asian kids wore those round glasses

He’s breaking the stereotype

[stoic lodge]

i scheduled a dermatologist appointment in december last year and it's in november this year

[tender turtle]

no i imagined him with the rectangular ones

[crimson yew]

Nope

[sacred hamlet]

what the fuck

[stoic lodge]

most men have rectangles and most women have circles idk why

[tender turtle]

holy shit do you even need that appointment anymore

[stoic lodge]

yes lmao

[crimson yew]

Depends on facial structure

[tender turtle]

rectangles are more angular and masculine and vice versa

[boreal ermine]

same as us

[sacred hamlet]

its easier AND CHEAPER to buy a ticket to Poland, get an appointment and come back

than to do that in Canada, apparently

[boreal ermine]

we don't have doctor😭😭😭

[stoic lodge]

yeah sounds about right

[sacred hamlet]

my friend needed her veneers corrected. It costs 800$ with insurance to do that in US

in Poland, it's fucking $30

the ticket to Poland costs $400

it's literally, objectively cheaper

[crimson yew]

You need a ticket back though

So 800 to Poland

[sacred hamlet]

Yes, but there are not seasonal dates, like beginning of June or October when the tickets are cheaper

like, 300, sometimes 250

[boreal ermine]

turkiye 60.000$

id you have sma 1.000.000$

[sacred hamlet]

its rare, but if you plan it right, you will spend less money. And also the veneer example was just an example, there are more costly procedures that are astronomically cheaper in poland

[turbid vector]

yoyo

🪀

[boreal ermine]

yo pengussy

[crimson yew]

I guess because the huge wage difference

But if you’re not making good money in America you’re kinda fucked lol

[sacred hamlet]

True, I earned 800 a month as a dental assistant

[turbid vector]

yall talking about the pay gap between men a women 😍

[tender turtle]

i read that as gay gap

[crimson yew]

Depends where you live

[turbid vector]

breh

[crimson yew]

There’s 50% tax in Germany but you get a lot more as a result

[sacred hamlet]

I looked up the cheapest states and the life conditions are so horrible you better stay where you are right now

[crimson yew]

Pays for the good education and stuff

[stoic lodge]

what states have good qol 🤔

[sacred hamlet]

lmao true

[stoic lodge]

i'd imagine nobody-midwest states but idk

[crimson yew]

The ones in bumfuck nowhere

[sacred hamlet]

near canada?

Alaska

[high ore]

fr 500 bucks is enough to care a family of 2 kids for a whole month

[crimson yew]

Alaska can get expensive I think

[sacred hamlet]

I heard there are no women

off topic, sorry

[crimson yew]

In Alaska?

[sacred hamlet]

like, not 0 women, but not a lot

[crimson yew]

Probably Alaska too boring for women

It’s more for like those super hunting dudes or biologists

[stoic lodge]

they pay you to move to anchorage

[sacred hamlet]

probably

[stoic lodge]

it's a farm in alaska if you wfh

[crimson yew]

Yeah cuz nobody wants to live there

[high ore]

i think its way cold and dangerous for them to handle

[sacred hamlet]

Im looking for cold places to live, so if i will manage to immigrate to us alaska is the best place for me

[crimson yew]

There’s a pretty good amount of cold states

[stoic lodge]

canada is alright if you already have family here don't otherwise (imo)

[crimson yew]

we get all 4 seasons in Maryland which I like because it gives me a better perception of time

[sacred hamlet]

I will put Maryland as an option lmao

[crimson yew]

Feels less like every day is the same

[stoic lodge]

anything that isn't "the south" gets all 4 seasons right

[crimson yew]

Cali

Texas

[sacred hamlet]

i never understood how people live in countries with no seasons. It would be hell for me

[boreal ermine]

cali is the worst

[stoic lodge]

norcal gets all 4

[tender turtle]

the only way i can tell thetime of year is by the bugs and ac

[crimson yew]

Slowly killing polars cali dreams

[boreal ermine]

fun fact, Texas is recognized as a country by France

[stoic lodge]

let me cpoe

[sacred hamlet]

and mosquitos

fucking mosquitos

[crimson yew]

Californians never see snow

[stoic lodge]

what?

[boreal ermine]

yes

[crimson yew]

Lol

[crimson yew]

Fr?

Might aswell be it’s own country ig

[sacred hamlet]

is it false facts hour by arab bateman or what

[high ore]

not all algerians are arab tho

[stoic lodge]

i'd imagine just a thing that happened in like the 1800s during the mexican war 🤷

[sacred hamlet]

i looked it up. its legit

why

[sacred hamlet]

its his name

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[high ore]

oh yeah u r right

[crimson yew]

I didnt even know algeria was a place tbh lol

us education moment

[stoic lodge]

all i know about algeria is couscous

[high ore]

average american geography

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[high ore]

i'm surprised u don't think africa is country good progress

[stoic lodge]

hot take: if soccer/nonamerican football didn't exist so many less people would know or care about foreign countries

everyone i know who is good at geography is into soccer

[crimson yew]

Probably

[high ore]

its not SOcCeR its football and for the sport americans play its rugby

[crimson yew]

Americans don’t know like most of the countries in the world because they don’t really need to

[stoic lodge]

rugby is shorter and has less protection

[crimson yew]

Disconnected from the rest of the world

[stoic lodge]

because america is the world 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸

[crimson yew]

Mr worldwide

[stoic lodge]

new idea: we detatch america from canada and mexico and float into the ocean

[high ore]

but the world cup can make u at least know more country's

[crimson yew]

Cut California into the ocean

[stoic lodge]

the republic of california

[high ore]

how did u fell after germany humiliation @crimson yew in wc

[crimson yew]

United States of gay people

[stoic lodge]

barely anyone in america cares about the world cup

[crimson yew]

Lmao oh boy

[stoic lodge]

at least compared to the nfl or nba

[boreal ermine]

😭😭

[high ore]

nah us team played in wc so at least some are into it

[stoic lodge]

some 🤷 relatively few

[high ore]

lol bro germany knocked out in group stage twice a row

[stoic lodge]

i would guess a fair amount of na realized wales was a country

[crimson yew]

America doesn’t really care about soccer which is why it was funny we tied to the British people

[stoic lodge]

if america won it would be wwIII rn

[crimson yew]

Idk why we were throwing

[high ore]

i bet there is an american who asked why uk is not playing why england does lol

[stoic lodge]

england = uk

scotland wales and ni aren't real places

actually that's a lie scotland = ireland

[high ore]

tbh cuz germany wasn't thinking about sport but about support gay's

[stoic lodge]

ni = ireland

wales = ????

people don't know what wales is

[high ore]

sad to see rudiger cover his mouth although he is a muslim

[high ore]

gareth bale

real madrid legend

[crimson yew]

I thought US losing to japan in baseball was funny too

[crimson yew]

Probably lol

So many german dudes look gay people from berlin are something else

[high ore]

they deserved it after what they did to ozil

how could they do that to one of the best german playmakers in the 21 century

[turbid vector]

its cause theyfuck sheep

they have the title sheep shaggers

[crimson yew]

I went to Wales but remember nothing from that experience

[stoic lodge]

i thought this was nz

[boreal ermine]

they are caveman

[crimson yew]

There’s probably an alternate universe where I’m a biologist in Australia rn

[stoic lodge]

and @crimson yew callback to when i said british people hate other british people 15 mins away ‼️

[crimson yew]

Bro called it

They really do

[stoic lodge]

i saw the future 👁️

[high ore]

what do u expect form ppl still think africa is a country

[turbid vector]

have you not seem the absolute hate i have for liverpool?

[stoic lodge]

bro that's an organ

[turbid vector]

i wrote a fucking essay

[boreal ermine]

lmao😭😭😭😭

[high ore]

manchester for life

[turbid vector]

i hope not or else i would want ti surgically removed

[turbid vector]

its the best one out of the 5 😭

[high ore]

after real madrid best club in history

[stoic lodge]

british people be like: let's name this place liverpool

[turbid vector]

candians be like : lets steal other city names from europe

[high ore]

i know english cites just by the help of pl

[hollow sand]

someone want to play chesS?

[stoic lodge]

british people be like: canada was founded by european immigrants from that country 🤦

[crimson yew]

British people be like: let’s name this area pimplybiddyfuck

some fairytale ass names

[boreal ermine]

lol

[stoic lodge]

british people be like: fuck that guy who lives 5 minutes down the road 🤬

[boreal ermine]

LMAO

[tender turtle]

are we still makign the same jokes

polarstar running out of lines

[stoic lodge]

aren't you supposed to be studying rn

[crimson yew]

British people when they can get arrested for suspiciously holding a fish in public

[high ore]

what about german cites lol

[tender turtle]

yeah im leavingagian

[crimson yew]

German cities are worse

[stoic lodge]

german people be like: put 2 dots over every vowel

[high ore]

if u wanna get out of any situation in germany mention beer

[crimson yew]

Bier bitte

[stoic lodge]

what are moroccan stereotypes

idk anything about morocco

[crimson yew]

cipher from valorant

[stoic lodge]

who is that

[crimson yew]

The dude with the funny hat

[stoic lodge]

who is that

[high ore]

almost every arab country have the same sterotypes like
living in the desert with camels

[boreal ermine]

or pretzel

[sacred hamlet]

i fucking forget the chat suspended pictures fucking hell

[high ore]

but to be honest the most w thing in europe is greece juice called loux
i believe in its supermacy

[stoic lodge]

describe it

[high ore]

why lol

[stoic lodge]

we can imagine it

[high ore]

or just dm...

[turbid vector]

i love yoyos

[boreal ermine]

buy it

[turbid vector]

i have one

want to buy an unresponsive one doe

[boreal ermine]

wtf

[turbid vector]

nah nah when you want to say wtf you WTF

[boreal ermine]

what is this

[turbid vector]

adds more effect yknow

[turbid vector]

a yoyo that doesnt wind back up

[boreal ermine]

woah

when yoyos wind back up its cancer

yoyos are not self

i like tech decks

[unkempt carbon]

whats up evrybody

[boreal ermine]

im great wbu

[sacred hamlet]

hiii

[unkempt carbon]

so hungry

[boreal ermine]

you can eat some foods

[unkempt carbon]

Im waiting for my Mom... She will be here in like 2 hours

[sacred hamlet]

lmao

[sacred hamlet]

oh you are having a family dinner?

[boreal ermine]

you cooked for her?

[tender turtle]

i want indomie

[unkempt carbon]

Nah she just brought food

[boreal ermine]

ah i see

[unkempt carbon]

is Franz Kafka great?

[stoic lodge]

aren't you studying

[sacred hamlet]

indomie?

[stoic lodge]

noodles

[boreal ermine]

noodle

[tender turtle]

you guys dont have indomie?

[sacred hamlet]

its 2 in the morning where she is, hello

[tender turtle]

its the best instant ramen

[stoic lodge]

🤷 she sleeps at like 11 am idk

[sacred hamlet]

we have noodles, but i think indomie is different

[tender turtle]

no hes right i am😭 i only studied for like an hour before and got distracted

bye again

[stoic lodge]

how do you guys even function sleeping like that lol i would be a zombie

[boreal ermine]

bye

[tender turtle]

i am

[sacred hamlet]

I didnt, that's why i almost failed school

[unkempt carbon]

isnt that the indo noodles

indonesian*

[stoic lodge]

the medic off tf2 doesn't have a medical license, who needs school

[stoic lodge]

yeah

[sacred hamlet]

now i try to sleep as much as possible

[sacred hamlet]

true

i perform heart surgery from youtube video tutorials

[unkempt carbon]

in my country Indonesian migrants are very pretty

[stoic lodge]

where are you from

[sacred hamlet]

lmao where are you from

[unkempt carbon]

Philippines

[stoic lodge]

jinx

[boreal ermine]

oh

[stoic lodge]

do you main medic in tf2? 🤔

[sacred hamlet]

no, i dont play tf2

[turbid vector]

WTF

this is why pyro better

[sacred hamlet]

someone asked me to put the sexiest man alive and i chose medic

[stoic lodge]

i'ev played that game for an embarrassing amount of hours (like 900)

not in the thousands though 💪

[boreal ermine]

pyro>

[sacred hamlet]

oh my god i dont know if to feel sorry or impressed xD i have 2k hours in league

[turbid vector]

honestly pyro or spy are the only characters where i really enjoy tf2

[stoic lodge]

be sorry, i also played modded among us that was fun

[boreal ermine]

fr

[sacred hamlet]

DONT SUPER REACTION ME

[turbid vector]

my gaming knowledged deteriorated there

[stoic lodge]

what the shit is super reactions do you have to pay for them

[turbid vector]

2k league? are you a fucking nerd

[boreal ermine]

@sacred hamlet do you have pc?

[unkempt carbon]

I have 2k in dota, 1k in cs and prolly 500hrs in valo...
So you are alright...

[sacred hamlet]

not anymore

[stoic lodge]

• in a study server

whoa what just happened

[turbid vector]

wtf

[stoic lodge]

• asdf

[boreal ermine]

why

[sacred hamlet]

oh god i dont know what it is but i wanna try

[turbid vector]

how did you do that 💀

[stoic lodge]

BRO IDK

-\ s8ftaiufdsf

if you just do a - it does it

[turbid vector]

added bullet points to you sentences ☠️

[boreal ermine]

bro have virus

[sacred hamlet]

lets just say, troubling circumstances in life and i lost a lot of stuff

[stoic lodge]

• i
• made
• a
• list

[turbid vector]

||asdas||

HOW?

[stoic lodge]

hax

[sacred hamlet]

LMAO

[turbid vector]

reported

[boreal ermine]

omg

[sacred hamlet]

you can also do

this shit

[stoic lodge]

they can't find me 🚓

[boreal ermine]

omg

[unkempt carbon]

Losing my pc would probably be the greatest solution to be a high achiever for me

[turbid vector]

||i know||

[stoic lodge]

asdf

[sacred hamlet]

you will find another pc if you have an addiction, trust me

[turbid vector]

im chronically attached to the internet so i would probably kms

[boreal ermine]

its bad

[stoic lodge]

tfw cs major

how to do linear regression on abacus

[unkempt carbon]

nah im good, I will just play after exams

[turbid vector]

linear recession?

[sacred hamlet]

dont computer talk

we dont understand you!!!

[unkempt carbon]

I can manage myself pretty well now that I've got cheated on

[stoic lodge]

Linear regression
In statistics, linear regression is a linear approach for modelling the relationship between a scalar response and one or more explanatory variables. The case of one explanatory variable is called simple linear regression; for more than one, the process is called multiple linear regression.

[boreal ermine]

i quit the games

[turbid vector]

bro pulled dictionary out 😭

[stoic lodge]

you think i'm gonna actually type out what linear regression is 🤦

[turbid vector]

yes

explain in monkey terms thats all i take in

[stoic lodge]

cs is the youth pastor of math it's all just math in disguise

[high ore]

i really respect who's gonna read the whole thing

[turbid vector]

ongah bruh

[unkempt carbon]

prolly if u are a nerd

[stoic lodge]

2 SETS OF DATA
FIND CLOSEST DATA

[boreal ermine]

lol

[turbid vector]

HES A CS MAJOR OFC HES A NERD

[unkempt carbon]

ULTRA MEGA LUL NERD

[sacred hamlet]

the first one

did i win

[stoic lodge]

idk what you won but you won 🎉

[sacred hamlet]

YAYAYAYAYA

[turbid vector]

so like if one data 2cm away and the other 5 cm away it will go after the one with 2cm distance data???

[unkempt carbon]

What should I major for Data Analytics

[stoic lodge]

congrats 🤝

[sacred hamlet]

<3<3<#

[stoic lodge]

please consult @turbid vector for your prize money

[turbid vector]

sociology

[sacred hamlet]

i want to thank my mother and dad for

[turbid vector]

wait what i didnt consent to this wtf

[sacred hamlet]

give me money

[turbid vector]

where are my human rights

[stoic lodge]

its a me

[sacred hamlet]

no human rights

[turbid vector]

WTF

[stoic lodge]

human rights? what about human lefts 😳

[high ore]

u r a penguin so no human rights

[sacred hamlet]

smart ass pfff

[boreal ermine]

😭😭😭😭

[stoic lodge]

that is true you're not human

[turbid vector]

fucking die

joking babs

[boreal ermine]

nerd jokes

[unkempt carbon]

nerd

[stoic lodge]

this mf a penguin he don't got human lefts 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂

i mean rights

[turbid vector]

wtf are human lefts 😭

WTF BRUH

[boreal ermine]

epic fail

[sacred hamlet]

wow its 1 in the morning

[stoic lodge]

sleep

[sacred hamlet]

i should be going

[stoic lodge]

🛏️

[sacred hamlet]

you are all amazing

[turbid vector]

living in the future

[boreal ermine]

2:09AM in turkiye

[stoic lodge]

yo what is the future like 🤯

[sacred hamlet]

I have pizza rolls in the fridge

play hotline miami

[stoic lodge]

can i hvae one

[turbid vector]

if meteor hit earth and we all die i think indians and australians would die first 👍 they too far ahead in time

[sacred hamlet]

good night <3

[stoic lodge]

bye

[boreal ermine]

good night sleep well

[sacred hamlet]

yes, imagine me giving you a pizza roll

[stoic lodge]

+1 pizza roll

[turbid vector]

goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite

[unkempt carbon]

wait what...
Einstein actually have RIZZ

[high ore]

w game with katana zero too

[turbid vector]

have you seen issac newton??

[sacred hamlet]

you are so sweet, like a peach

gn <3

[unkempt carbon]

Not yet, do tell.

[boreal ermine]

cancer game but fun

[stoic lodge]

- afaijfd

oh i fixed it

[high ore]

i bet u didn't see tesla my man got dripp

[stoic lodge]

• lmao
  - lmao

[unkempt carbon]

its just that Einstein looks like a shy nerd goofy ahh guy

[boreal ermine]

steven hawkins

[turbid vector]

he be talking like forces attract other if their mass is big pulling all the girls 😭

[turbid vector]

that fella was crippled and went to epstien island AND STILL HAD A WIFE N KIDS

[unkempt carbon]

I should really just smart up now...

[turbid vector]

waiting for niel de grass tyson moment

[boreal ermine]

HOW LMAOOO

[high ore]

TESLA IS THE W SCIENTIST

[unkempt carbon]

Isnt he the guy who was used by some mf

We dont deserve Tesla for his kindness

[high ore]

THAT MF EDISON

YET PPL THINK HE ENVENTED LIGHT BULBS WHAT A MF

[unkempt carbon]

Who name their son Edison and later become a manipulative MF...
Edison is like a very innocent name ffs

[turbid vector]

customize my rifle like its 1862

just scammed a pirate out of his golden tooth

[high ore]

FR

[turbid vector]

i want to colonize his lands but its full of a certain race but not a very nice word

just shot at a native BINGO

IF YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MUST LEARN THE LINGO

song is fire

[boreal ermine]

i looked it up

[boreal ermine]

southern algerians aren't i think

[sacred hamlet]

i figured, it's crazy

wonder what the story behind it

[high ore]

north algerians are i guess

its called elkabayel right?

[unkempt carbon]

48 laws of power is so OVERRATED

Its shit in my perspective

[boreal ermine]

nah elkabayel are northern algerians the southern ones are mostly named Sahrawi and Touareg

[high ore]

yeah that's what im talking about mostly northern algerians are not arabs

[boreal ermine]

i'm not sure about the name sahrawi

[boreal ermine]

i misread the last message my bad

[high ore]

np

[boreal ermine]

it's actually a state called Kabylia, it's still under algerian control and i think it wants to be a separate state/country

[high ore]

yeah i heared about that i mean it doesn't make sense cuz almost every time a part of a country get it get worse

[jolly egret]

Good morning

[dull lynx]

goo morning denniii

[jolly egret]

Yk I’ve been thinking is it the seeds inside the chilli that makes it spicy or the exterior itself

[dull lynx]

the exterior

and that part

[jolly egret]

But yk them small green Indian chilli’s

[dull lynx]

yes

[jolly egret]

That was confusing cuz the seeds made it spicy for me

[dull lynx]

damn

[jolly egret]

No idea

Imma just blame wubblegum for the confusion

[dull lynx]

right

[languid gazelle]

Ki..ki.....kitty?

[languid gazelle]

The seeds, i learnt it in 7th grade lmao

[jolly egret]

Fair but even google said it’s the rib so that’s the confusing part

“Removing the seeds wouldn’t change anything” and I’m like damn that’s new

[flint jolt]

rib
are you gonna murder someone denden

[dull lynx]

du..du...ducc?

[dull lynx]

NO WAY

[jolly egret]

Murder em with wot spice?

[dull lynx]

make indian chilli seeds shake and drink it

[jolly egret]

Boi I’ve tried everything my taste buds are almost ded

Chugged a bottle of hot sauce in the 6th grade cuz I lost a bet

[dull lynx]

no way that's crazy

[flint jolt]

spice :0 i mean, you could try 🤔 would take a while doe innit

[jolly egret]

Ahh u should try it honestly lemme know how that works out for u

[glass geyser]

Uhm what?

[boreal ermine]

slept for 12 fkn hours LMAO

thaaanks

Gm

Gm

[boreal ermine]

Where has James been?

[dull lynx]

ask james

jk he's been gonzo idk where

bro said he was in the mountains

[boreal ermine]

i just studied for 2 hours

from 6 am to 8 am

[sacred hamlet]

Good morning weebs

[sacred hamlet]

That's impressive

[boreal ermine]

thanks lmao

[sacred hamlet]

It's always better to study I'm the morning after sleep

[boreal ermine]

not for me ngl

[boreal ermine]

i just study 2 hours after fajr then i sleep

[sacred hamlet]

Yeah, like most do. But your brain activity is more fresh and productive after rest

In the evenings it's shitty and not as good

[boreal ermine]

i don't pull all nighters too, and during suhoor i drink coffee

[dull lynx]

goo morning

[wet linden]

Hi what does competitive edges mean?

[coarse hamlet]

ayeyo

[fleet python]

helo

[coarse hamlet]

Sup

[fleet python]

here I am reading a book, you

[boreal ermine]

Did britt leave the server

[coarse hamlet]

revising for exam

[steep pier]

morning

[fleet python]

oh how it's going. I wish you luck

Morning

[coarse hamlet]

productivity kinda low atm, what’s the book ur reading

[dull lynx]

no freaking way
it's logic

[steep pier]

no freaking way
a methacolic

[dull lynx]

ah yes methacolic

[fleet python]

try to get some fresh air, take a walk and then continue again. "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"

[steep pier]

methacocklic

[boreal ermine]

it's you it's you it's allll for you, everything i do

[coarse hamlet]

Nice idea

A good book btw

[fleet python]

or do a few exercises and then go back to studying

[fleet python]

thank you

[coarse hamlet]

Tbh I’ve studied most stuff so idk what to do now lol

Kinda aimless

[dull lynx]

fr ur very creative

[fleet python]

go for a walk, rest your brain, play some music and rest. and then take up a hobby or, for example, read, or if you have some other subject left that you just remembered, then do that. or simply rest

[coarse hamlet]

Mhm yeah thanks I’ll try that

[fleet python]

Always. if you need anything, DM is open, or if you want to study with someone, I'm here

[steep pier]

frfrfr

[dull lynx]

hahah bien sur

[steep pier]

don't you dare speak french ever again

[umbral star]

You guys know where the bathroom is?

[steep pier]

yeah just turn right and the go straight until you see a lamp post

[boreal ermine]

harro

[sacred hamlet]

hiya

how to be responsible

[steep pier]

ok so basically, get a lobotomy for that

[umbral star]

Thanks 👍

[wooden sandal]

hey guys

[umbral star]

Hello travis

[wooden sandal]

hello fart

[umbral star]

That is my name yes

[wooden sandal]

nice name

[umbral star]

Thank you

Likewise

[wooden sandal]

thank you

[torpid nexus]

What application does james use for syncing?

[umbral star]

For syncing his devices?

I think emacs org mode

Dont remember all that well

[torpid nexus]

yeah like the files and etc

[umbral star]

Yeah its emacs

Not sure what mode and all but i think you can figure it out

[rigid sinew]

If you die in the hospital as you were born. You're average velocity will be zero

Does this make sense

[dull lynx]

desole :(

[rigid sinew]

@umbral star man u smell

[dull lynx]

wait what

[steep pier]

and you even fucked up the accent lol

[dull lynx]

average velocity?

isnt that displacement lmao

[dull lynx]

i cant get it on keyboard :(

OH WAIT TECHNICALLY AVERAGE VELO WILL BE 0 TOO

[rigid sinew]

Average velocity. Initial and ending is same so...

[dull lynx]

cuz velocity aV= displaceent by time

yeah i forgor i got like 3 different formulas for av velocity

[rigid sinew]

Average velocity is initial minus final or vice versa i think

[dull lynx]

no

average velocity is alsp u +v/2

rarely used tho

BRO IT WAS LEGIT WRITTEN IN THE BOOK HOLY FUCK

[boreal ermine]

ok

[dull lynx]

literally the goddamn ncert

indiiaa

bro

i had it last year

i use s chand tho

but i js read thru ncert

vhaii im in 10th

not preparing for anything yet 💀

well less than 17 my guy

-17 idiot

wha

no

BRO EVEN IN REFERENCE BOOK ITS U+V/2

no why 😭

do i seem that spoiled

yeah them funky ass formulas

think someone actually used that formula in 9th grade exam💀

yeah that's true also my role says -17 = minus 17 BRO

not 17

imagine if I failed and was 17 in 10th grade

yeah i wont i survived 9th 10th i can do 💪

but chemistry is not chemistrying

yes

hell id rather die than take sst or sum shi

[boreal ermine]

yo

[dull lynx]

yo bischy

[boreal ermine]

sup

[dull lynx]

nah man kjsdjasfhjsd its ok i got it

them phy books in 11th are lkike 3 times the rd sharma i have rn 💀

i wont ever take sst tho it stopped me from reaching the 90+ mark

lmao right i saw the pradeep waali

i died

wait what

YAAR NOT THIS YEAR TOO

I THOUGHT IF I STUDY SST MORE THEN I CAN GET ATLEAST 70+

i will off myself

it started like 15 days ago

scooter

ye i started during vaxations 💀

jk

im saashi

i kinda watched a lil bit of it but then i didnt get time

twas cool tho but chem will end me this year

meth-a-holic

6 page reactions ez hahahha

damn

[velvet prism]

Dude that’s rough

[dull lynx]

no u padhle

i never did lmao

i dont use social media

[velvet prism]

That’s great

[dull lynx]

except discord cuz imp

[dull lynx]

i mean i did have for a month but i just deleted everything

[velvet prism]

🔥

[dull lynx]

KONSEEEE MAZE

[velvet prism]

In the process of doing that

[dull lynx]

i did that last year

[velvet prism]

Only social media I have on ig but I’m getting rid of it this week

[dull lynx]

yeah cuz uve passed it

[dull lynx]

W LESGO

how much did u get in 10th

yeah no wonder it was easy for u

[velvet prism]

I’m not that fast a learner so shit is a real struggle for me but I still managing thankfully

[dull lynx]

yeah i get it

but being a slow learner in school is kinda ass cuz the teachers are just rushing with the syllabus

[velvet prism]

That’s what I do

[dull lynx]

did that in 9th 💪

sori im shy

[velvet prism]

Maybe it’s my notes though, trying to figure out what kind of learner I am

[dull lynx]

but i mean in the starting theyre justslow then suddenly iys so fast u cant keep up