general-chat

[stoic lodge]

damn they make it multiple days??

[high ore]

good luck hope you achieve your dreams

[stoic lodge]

short term: land an exec position at my school's cs club, long term: go to a good university for cs

[high ore]

i want to have a good job in programming since i study cs

web development

[stoic lodge]

i'm pretty into competitive programming, which is implementing data structures and algorithms to solve problems (aka a math contest but coding)

[high ore]

thx

[high ore]

like in leet code

[stoic lodge]

yeah

if i'm fr it's cause i'm preparing for a contest that will help for university admissions next year but that stuff also helps in job interviews so 🤷

my guy 💪

[high ore]

yeah its the same here

[stoic lodge]

fr = for real, being honest

[high ore]

good luck

[stoic lodge]

wdym

friend request?

yeah sure

[high ore]

the best thing to do to get ahead of your class

like right now we are just studying binary and ascii

[stoic lodge]

what language are you planing to use

planning*

[turbid vector]

feelin so eepy 😴

[stoic lodge]

go to eep 🤔

[turbid vector]

eeping all over the place 😞

[high ore]

now im like try a lot and then master one right now im into python c and js but i still didn't master any of them

[turbid vector]

eepy coding

learn one coding snd then move onto other

[stoic lodge]

what field of cs do you plan to do in the future

that can help you decide

[turbid vector]

im learning c# caude is similair to Java and im hoping of using thske two in the futurr

[high ore]

maybe web dev

[turbid vector]

eepy moves 😴

[turbid vector]

🐈

why learn C

[stoic lodge]

learn js and some libraries like react

or node or stuff like that

[high ore]

i mean when i wrote
printf("hello world2\n");
i felt the power

[stoic lodge]

real

[turbid vector]

🥶

[high ore]

css and html too but still didn't look at them

idk but ppl are not calling them languages

[boreal ermine]

you need to know tho

[stoic lodge]

html is a mark up lanuage and css is some shit i forgot (rule language?) still learn them they are 110% crucial

[boreal ermine]

cascaded style sheets

they determine the looks

you can make fully functional websites with only those 2

[stoic lodge]

"CSS is a style sheet language." nvm i'm stupid lol

[high ore]

i knew since js and css and html have similar icons lol

[high ore]

what happened to the stardew valley fish

[crimson yew]

Oh is that what that was

[turbid vector]

I WAS GETTIN ABUSSSES BRO

[crimson yew]

I thought it was from terraria

[stoic lodge]

same lol

[high ore]

same

it was the first thing i asked him about

lol

[turbid vector]

TERRARIA???

[crimson yew]

I love scaring old people with my doom eternal music while I drive around

[stoic lodge]

huh 🤨

[high ore]

i mean the cod fish was too similar

i like it when underground music kicks in

[turbid vector]

eepy

nightmare grim is lightwork

true vessel and nkg is eepy fights 😴

nyes

[crimson yew]

what you mean huh smh

[stoic lodge]

old people are old

[crimson yew]

good observation

[high ore]

nah its good

[turbid vector]

no they baby eepy

[stoic lodge]

november all schools in na have "the car guy" right

/car guys

[turbid vector]

🗣️

[stoic lodge]

does eepy = sleepy?

[turbid vector]

eepy

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[stoic lodge]

what car(s) does your car guy have

[crimson yew]

There was multiple at my school

there’s a german dude that imported his 911 gt3 so he could drive it around while he was at college here lmao

[high ore]

what? is this a us thing

[stoic lodge]

what the shit lmao

[crimson yew]

love me some rich Europeans

[stoic lodge]

there's an epidemic of chargers/challengers here

sons of police officers type

[crimson yew]

Bro challengers and mustangs are basically regular traffic where I live

[stoic lodge]

/military dudes

[crimson yew]

It gets annoying

There’s a billion mustang drivers in my area

[stoic lodge]

do you also have the civic/accord-with-a-bunch-of-anime-stickers-on-it guy

[crimson yew]

I can’t talk though I’m boutta trade in my car for a model s soon

[crimson yew]

So many

[stoic lodge]

damn i didn't know i was speaking with elon

[crimson yew]

Civics are such a mid car

[crimson yew]

It’s only like a 2016 but

Pretty much the same

[stoic lodge]

a tesla is a tesla

[crimson yew]

I don’t care enough to get full auto driving

I like driving

[stoic lodge]

there's a dude in my city with a hulk-themed kia stinger and it's the highlight of my day whenever i see it

[crimson yew]

This dude on campus has an overwatch car

[stoic lodge]

he wears oakleys and drinks monster (evident by the 9 quintillion monster stickers on the bumper)

[crimson yew]

It has mercy decals all over it

[stoic lodge]

what the shit

[crimson yew]

I gotta show you

[stoic lodge]

bro wtf is happening at umd lmaooo

[crimson yew]

It’s because of the copious amount of cs majors

[stoic lodge]

idk i never imagined a crazy overlap of cs major and car guy

i take public transport/bike 🤷

[crimson yew]

Just dmed

[stoic lodge]

bro...

[crimson yew]

True they all just buy teslas

[stoic lodge]

that is so crazy

[crimson yew]

Look at the bay area

[stoic lodge]

i don't think you want a nice car in san fran your shit will just be stolen lol

[crimson yew]

Yeah facts

I have a friend that goes to Berkeley and there’s so many horror stories he tells me

A homeless dude literally lit himself on fire last month

[stoic lodge]

this is how europeans see america

[crimson yew]

Ong

[stoic lodge]

what is the equivalent car to the toronto famous nissan-altima-with-cosmetic-damage-that-is-loudly-playing-drill/grime

black nissan altima*

[crimson yew]

Probably a bmw driver

[high ore]

i don't mean to offend some1

[gray hazel]

bmw driver uses blinker challenge (impossible)

[crimson yew]

The kids that buy the old bmws that break after 3 months

(All of my friends at college)

[stoic lodge]

bmw driver following the law challenge (impossible)

[high ore]

so the sterotypes of the us are true

[gray hazel]

bmw driver (imossible)

[stoic lodge]

no that's very possible

[crimson yew]

Even if somebody offered me a high end bmw I prolly wouldn’t take it

My ford escape solos fr

[high ore]

why

[crimson yew]

Because when it breaks I gotta spend thousands of dollars on it

[stoic lodge]

whenever i see a dude driving an old ass corolla or cmary or civic or smth i instantly think of them better

[high ore]

yeah also the taxes idk why us ppl pay a LOT

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[stoic lodge]

no rude/disrespectful people drive old corollas 🤷

[crimson yew]

US is a good place if you make good money but like if you not making that much idk lmao

[gray hazel]

even if someone offered me a bmw id prob take it bcus u can blame everything on ur bmw

[crimson yew]

Facts

[gray hazel]

just don't get sick!

[crimson yew]

I could t bone someone and then just blame it on the fact I drive a bmw

Get out of jail free card

[turbid vector]

RAHHH

[gray hazel]

i could run for president and blame everything on bmw

[crimson yew]

We could ban bmws with that kinda influence

[turbid vector]

eepy republicans rode righteously

[stoic lodge]

i feel like whenever there's a car accident on the highway it's like a 50% shot it's a bmw

[crimson yew]

My highschool was greatly divided between ford-150 rednecks and initial d fanboys

It was like a turf war

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[stoic lodge]

dude i saw the craziest car of all time a couple months back

[crimson yew]

It’s usually because they’re the people that weave in between cars and don’t use turn signals

[gray hazel]

a bmw with working blinkers?

[crimson yew]

Neve seen that one before

They come with the blinkers disabled

[gray hazel]

😄

[stoic lodge]

when the freedom-trucker guys were around in my city there was this ancient ram 1500 that was like 9 different colours, had slurs keyed into the side, and ~10 flags on top

[crimson yew]

I like the dudes that have those monster truck wheels

So they can park in 2 parking spaces sideways

[stoic lodge]

99% of truck owners don't need trucks

shit is just a safety hazard at that point

[crimson yew]

Only truck id get would prolly be the rivian

[stoic lodge]

like i saw a dad and little kid walk up to get into their truck, you could not see the kid out the front of the truck

[crimson yew]

Truck owners when you’re going 30 miles over the speed limit and they still tailgate you

[stoic lodge]

crazy truck owners and crazy bmw owners are 2 sides of the same coin

[crimson yew]

They need a ladder to climb into their lifted truck because they’re 5’6

[stoic lodge]

hot take: dudes who bike on highways solo all drivers

ultimate idgaf move

[crimson yew]

I love those racing biker dudes

Not so much the Harley Davidson drivers

There’s a lot around here

[stoic lodge]

there's this group of guys who train for triathlons in the morning around my area

they're all like 50-60 and the nicest people of all time

[crimson yew]

We have a bike club here

They bike in a big group

None of them have license plates

[stoic lodge]

are those ebikes that are basically mopeds popular where you are

[crimson yew]

I don’t think so

[stoic lodge]

they are the 2nd epidemic after chargers

[crimson yew]

The area where I actually live is just truckers

[stoic lodge]

it's a huge hack

[crimson yew]

Cuz it’s in a rural area

[stoic lodge]

you don't need a plate or license or anything to ride them

but they are like way past what an ebike should be

but still fall under the "ebike" label for some reason

[crimson yew]

Lol

Are you saying like the ev bikes

Like race bikes that are electric

[stoic lodge]

i actually lied these guys are the worst at following road rules bmw drivers are second

[stoic lodge]

i honestly don't know exactly what they are

it's an """"e-bike"""" but that shit is not an e-bike

[crimson yew]

The amount of people that started riding their bikes around here is crazy

[stoic lodge]

it's like an electric moped

[wet linden]

Hellooooooo I have news

[stoic lodge]

best way to describe it

[crimson yew]

I always have to go around them on the road and risk running into somebody

[stoic lodge]

what is the news?

[boreal ermine]

YOOOO

[crimson yew]

Like go get a treadmill or something dawg don’t bike in the road

[stoic lodge]

american and canadian biking infrastructure is so dog

[crimson yew]

Yeah there’s no bike lane on majority of these roads

[stoic lodge]

dudes just park in the bike lane 🤷

[crimson yew]

They just bike in the middle

[wet linden]

Yooooo my crush just posted herself w someoneeee

[crimson yew]

You took too long smh

[wet linden]

It seems fake as much as true

[boreal ermine]

wtf

move on

[wet linden]

I already am

[stoic lodge]

nows the time

[high ore]

so is it a good thing or a bad thing?

[boreal ermine]

it's okay 💯

[wet linden]

Truee

[boreal ermine]

good good

[stoic lodge]

million fish in the sea 💯

[crimson yew]

Throw his body in the river

[stoic lodge]

🤨

[crimson yew]

Oh

[boreal ermine]

man

[wet linden]

It's a hheeeeeerrrrrr

[high ore]

bro talking from experience 💀

[wet linden]

Wich might be the only reason I would go insane hehe

[wet linden]

Lolll

[crimson yew]

Oh well throw her body in the river

[stoic lodge]

but what if she can swim 🤔

[crimson yew]

Gotta cover up the tracks fr

No no she’d be dead already

Hypothetically

[stoic lodge]

🤨

[wet linden]

Ok but listen

That person is so out of her league like fr not even kidding

[boreal ermine]

LMFAOOOOO

[stoic lodge]

talk that shit

[crimson yew]

Is it a guy or a girl

[high ore]

is it a him ?

[crimson yew]

Girls tend to date uglier guys

[high ore]

same brain ngl

[wet linden]

It's a she but tbh idk what pronounce they go with

[crimson yew]

Damn

[boreal ermine]

damn are they silly

the new one

[high ore]

nah its the opposite or they are both good looking

[boreal ermine]

do u want us to talk shit about them

[stoic lodge]

i'll do it either way

[crimson yew]

Naw def not opposite 💀 unless the makeup hides it

[wet linden]

Kinda but kinda not

[high ore]

fr its change the whole face

[boreal ermine]

damn the new ones probably born out of a refurbished condom

[wet linden]

What if it's April fools

[stoic lodge]

it's opposite day

[boreal ermine]

it's way past that

[crimson yew]

Born in a Petri dish

[stoic lodge]

someone in my elementary school got bullied for that lol

[boreal ermine]

someone cooked them

[wet linden]

Ok but why is she hiding their face

[crimson yew]

LMAO FR

[wet linden]

There must be a reason

[stoic lodge]

wait

[crimson yew]

She has leprosy

[stoic lodge]

are you 100% sure they are together together

[boreal ermine]

just to not let others know that they are out of her league

[boreal ermine]

doesn't matter anymore does it

[stoic lodge]

yeah i guess

[wet linden]

Hmmm

[crimson yew]

They prolly just friends tbh

[boreal ermine]

and

[wet linden]

It said the bf and her lover

[crimson yew]

girls post dudes on their story to make the other guy jealous

[wet linden]

Idk if it's in a sarcastic way or what

[crimson yew]

That goes both ways

[wet linden]

Probably not

[boreal ermine]

never done that 💀

pretty ridiculous 💯

[wet linden]

SHES LGBTQ

[crimson yew]

That still applies dawg

[stoic lodge]

i used to post pictures of stray cats and dogs on my ig 🤷

[wet linden]

To what make me jealous?

Ok she won

[crimson yew]

Maybe idk

I don’t think ive ever posted anything on my story

[boreal ermine]

or you're just better off without them, universe signs

[boreal ermine]

post me zaddy

[stoic lodge]

😳

[wet linden]

Ok but we literally hanged out together two days ago

[boreal ermine]

no ur underaged

[boreal ermine]

oooo really? what happened

[crimson yew]

Money spread first

[stoic lodge]

real

[crimson yew]

You ain’t wanna go band to band with me

[wet linden]

We shared lip gloss and she did my eye linerrrrr

[boreal ermine]

spreaded

[high ore]

when i m traveling i just take two pics

[high ore]

haramm

[boreal ermine]

fruity asf

[wet linden]

Like her face was literally only 2cm away from mine

[boreal ermine]

did u kiss

[crimson yew]

Fr

[wet linden]

Obviously not

[boreal ermine]

😔

[stoic lodge]

i feel like that's pretty intimate 🤔

[crimson yew]

Intimate staring

[wet linden]

Oh

[crimson yew]

Telepathic sex

[boreal ermine]

well whoever is the other person

fuck them

[stoic lodge]

+1

you're better without them

[wet linden]

Omw

[stoic lodge]

⁉️

[boreal ermine]

not literally

[crimson yew]

become a Tibetan monk

[boreal ermine]

❌❌

[crimson yew]

Hide from humanity

[wet linden]

Ikkkk but I'll do it literally

[boreal ermine]

start a podcast

[crimson yew]

Give the monks a podcast setup

[boreal ermine]

[stoic lodge]

the worst pipeline

[crimson yew]

Let them cook

[boreal ermine]

talk about roi

capital

[crimson yew]

W

[wet linden]

Ok ok but guys fr I can be a better bf than them

[crimson yew]

Making money from nothing

[boreal ermine]

real

[stoic lodge]

give that to someone who deserves it 🙏

[wet linden]

I bet they don't even know her fav book

[boreal ermine]

you can

frr

[wet linden]

Ok so what's the plan

[boreal ermine]

stupid whoever

[crimson yew]

Bet they don’t even have 10 bands to their name

[wet linden]

Be Aron Warner?

[crimson yew]

‼️‼️‼️

[boreal ermine]

poisoning works best, fast and slowly trackable

[crimson yew]

In the river

[stoic lodge]

⁉️

[boreal ermine]

but if u got the bank assasins are better

[crimson yew]

No it’s better to do it yourself

[stoic lodge]

i am not part of this

[crimson yew]

Hypothetically of course right

[boreal ermine]

right?

[wet linden]

I do even know her fav lip gloss

[boreal ermine]

manipulate and ruin

[crimson yew]

Yeah fr i bet they don’t even know her ip address

[wet linden]

I can buy it from sephora

[boreal ermine]

wear it

[wet linden]

I'll be rich if that's what it takes

[boreal ermine]

yes yes

[crimson yew]

Rub it all over your face

[boreal ermine]

this is what drive is💯

[wet linden]

No no I don't want to run, I want her

[boreal ermine]

oh

then, manipulate her against the new girlie

start slow

[stoic lodge]

feed the other dude fake info, get her to hate them, you swoop in, do some shit, easy

[boreal ermine]

unnoticable but consistently

[crimson yew]

Take steroids and ashwagandha

[crimson yew]

Give him the wrong address

[wet linden]

Sorry no offense but I'm way hotter

[stoic lodge]

👑

[boreal ermine]

yes

[crimson yew]

Idk if looks carry that much

[graceful jacinth]

👀 there's some tea here 🍵

[boreal ermine]

you are

[stoic lodge]

this is some shit really 🧐

[wet linden]

No no I can simply be better than them, and choose me without making them hate them

[crimson yew]

Bro think he zoolander

[wet linden]

Ok well ik her better + extra point cuz I look good

[high ore]

so guys in your school/college ask u out?

[stoic lodge]

separate yourself from her for a while and see if she misses hanging out w/ you 🤔

[boreal ermine]

okay so you would wanna start slow, a single topic everyday, nothing big, just something mildly against the new girl and don't put on your a game up yet, then as you proceed higher w the hating you would want to slowly up your game, do exactly what she would want the other person to

[crimson yew]

This honestly works 💀

[wet linden]

Yes

[crimson yew]

Manipulative as hell but 10/10 strat

[boreal ermine]

imagine she never speaks again💀

[high ore]

maybe take a shot

[stoic lodge]

you know too much about manipulating people

[crimson yew]

It’s worked 3/3 of times for me

[boreal ermine]

damn

[crimson yew]

Like 5 years ago though

[stoic lodge]

🤨

[wet linden]

Hell nah

[crimson yew]

I’m so good at it

[stoic lodge]

manipulate me into thinking the earth is flat

[boreal ermine]

middle school rizz?

[crimson yew]

Yeah 💀

[boreal ermine]

I don't like you anymore

[wet linden]

I would show her I love her in 100 ways but I would never tell her I love her

[boreal ermine]

she's dumb for not picking up the signs

[stoic lodge]

maybe she can't take a hint 🤷

[crimson yew]

The shadow government is living inside of joe biden and all the federal agencies

[high ore]

yeah the hints that i will never get

[crimson yew]

they don’t want you to know the earth is flat

[boreal ermine]

what

[high ore]

like i will never get girls hints even if its obvious

[wet linden]

No but my hints r SO obvious

[boreal ermine]

(no rizz)

[crimson yew]

I def get the hints I just choose to ignore them

[high ore]

i mean understand

[wet linden]

Oh

[boreal ermine]

do they distance when you give them hints

[wet linden]

Not rly

[boreal ermine]

read my bio

[boreal ermine]

oh then they are probably dumb 💯

[high ore]

its hard to undestand them

[crimson yew]

If they learn too much about you they get bored cuz there’s no mystery anymore

[stoic lodge]

+1 💯

[boreal ermine]

or you're just boring to not have much to know about you

[wet linden]

They don't, ik them better than they know me like mucchhhh better

[crimson yew]

I don’t think i want to

[boreal ermine]

endgame reference?

[crimson yew]

This could be facts too

[wet linden]

First of all she thought my fav color was pink wich is not even close

[crimson yew]

Depends how boring you are

[boreal ermine]

L

[boreal ermine]

listen to podcasts

[wet linden]

Second of all I figured out that she's lgbtq before she figured out I am

[crimson yew]

Listen to some bitches

[wet linden]

And like a lot of other stuff

[boreal ermine]

aren't we all

[stoic lodge]

did you think you had a shot before she posted the new person?

[crimson yew]

Oh so she’s just slow

[boreal ermine]

get some

[high ore]

wdym

[boreal ermine]

aren't we all

[crimson yew]

aren’t we all

[high ore]

aren't we all what

[crimson yew]

aren’t we all

[boreal ermine]

aren't we all

[wet linden]

Lgbtq

[high ore]

um no

[wet linden]

Hey maybe

[boreal ermine]

you are bro

[crimson yew]

you are bro trust

[boreal ermine]

show post in dms

[stoic lodge]

did she ever talk about this new guy

[high ore]

nah i'm the straightest man u will ever meet

[crimson yew]

Tie her to a chair and interrogate her like the nsa

[wet linden]

Noooo she post her pics only in private acc

[boreal ermine]

do u like sports

[high ore]

i'm straight as a vector

[boreal ermine]

screenshot

[wet linden]

Never

[stoic lodge]

shit if you have the private account you seem pretty close

[boreal ermine]

@high ore

[wet linden]

And I never saw them like not even in social media

[stoic lodge]

🤔

[boreal ermine]

💀👎

[high ore]

yeah football especially

[boreal ermine]

lgbtq confirmed

[wet linden]

No I mean I can't show u cuz its a private acc

[crimson yew]

My theory may be correct

[boreal ermine]

ah fair fair 💀

[crimson yew]

💀

[wet linden]

What

[high ore]

why i'm straight as a vector im 180 degree

[crimson yew]

She disabled screenshots in the menu

[wet linden]

I'm respecting her privacy

[stoic lodge]

i mean if she's not getting the hints and you seem pretty close there's only really 1 way 🤷

[boreal ermine]

you are

[boreal ermine]

yes yes i understand dw

[crimson yew]

Brainwash her

[boreal ermine]

^

[wet linden]

Iam as straight as a circle

[boreal ermine]

manipulate

[crimson yew]

Manipulate her be evil

[boreal ermine]

break her moral sense of sentiments

[crimson yew]

Evil mode

[stoic lodge]

i'm as straight as something that's straight but is an ally of the lgbtq community 🏳️‍🌈

[boreal ermine]

gay

[wet linden]

I'm fighting the urge to not comment I could be a better bf than him on her story

[crimson yew]

LMAO

[boreal ermine]

DO IT.

[crimson yew]

romance anime storyline

[high ore]

bro have all the techniques to suffering first drowning in the river now brainwashing

[wet linden]

Nooooo it will end so bad

[crimson yew]

I told you I’m experienced

[boreal ermine]

what's the worse that could happen

[crimson yew]

She dies

[stoic lodge]

if you're feeling really shitty about it write it all down on a piece a paper

and see how you feel afterwards

[crimson yew]

She has a heart attack upon reading the dm

[wet linden]

Be a joke that her friends n her will laugh at 💯

[high ore]

so u know that manga about that kid that revenge in horrible way

[boreal ermine]

damn ❌

[crimson yew]

Why would you care about their friends though fr

[boreal ermine]

tell her in a more polite way

[wet linden]

I'm already past the feeling thing
I just don't want to give up

[crimson yew]

Ah yes pokemon

[wet linden]

Cuz tbh I'm having a HUGE crush on her

[boreal ermine]

the other one prolly mid ash

[wet linden]

She's the first person I've ever felt attracted to so no way

[stoic lodge]

well

i guess you gotta camp it out until more info comes out about the mystery man

[wet linden]

Sry but so mid

[boreal ermine]

L game

[wet linden]

I don't wanna talk shit but I do wanna

[stoic lodge]

💯

[boreal ermine]

man's built like a boiled sausage

[high ore]

juujika no rokunin

[wet linden]

She's like 10000/10 and they are -100000/10

[stoic lodge]

talk that shit

[wet linden]

Wait I'll crop the pic of only them and send it

[high ore]

its very disturbing

[boreal ermine]

they are curry without salt

[boreal ermine]

yes

[stoic lodge]

shit are they built like a boiled sausage 🤔

[wet linden]

They have their face covered anyways for some reason

[boreal ermine]

pussy

how to post stuff in memes

[high ore]

i think mods and patron only

[boreal ermine]

damn

UCI just rejected me 💀

[stoic lodge]

they didn't deserve you 💯

[boreal ermine]

L

manipulate them

"i mean... I was going to say no... but why are you saying no"

[high ore]

champions league?

[boreal ermine]

whats that

[high ore]

UCL

[stoic lodge]

irvine

[boreal ermine]

^

[high ore]

what is uci

[boreal ermine]

university of california irvine

[stoic lodge]

what are you majoring in

[boreal ermine]

i applied to electrical engineering

mechanical backup

new girlie ugly ash

[stoic lodge]

🗣️

[stoic lodge]

oh cool

[crimson yew]

My mother just called and I used my manipulation skills to convince her that I can buy the tesla soon

[boreal ermine]

yes

[crimson yew]

I just gotta wait 1 more semester

[crimson yew]

Electrical > mechanical fr

[high ore]

bro why they are disrespecting u

[crimson yew]

uci doesnt deserve you

Good thing there’s a billion other ucs

[high ore]

bro they insulted him wtf

[crimson yew]

Ik a kid that got rejected from asu

At least you aren’t him

[high ore]

nah like insulting him

fr

idk its allowed

or its a joke....

[wet linden]

Spilling the tea

[high ore]

wdym

[wet linden]

I sent them the pic

The new girlie

[high ore]

oh so that's why the chat is quiet

i see

[wet linden]

Loolll

[crimson yew]

Oh boy

[high ore]

wut

[wet linden]

Guh I just wish I had the confidence to tell her everything

I would literally be her Aron Warner

Ok ok but like can't I go text her and teas her a lil

I didn't even realize that I'm listening to "better than the boys" rn

[crimson yew]

Talk to her like an anime boy

[stoic lodge]

ask her how she's been 🤷

[crimson yew]

Ultimate rizz

[stoic lodge]

this is negative rizz

[wet linden]

Out of the blue naahh

[high ore]

what rizz mean

[stoic lodge]

rizz = charisma

[crimson yew]

Type in all caps

[high ore]

oh thx

[wet linden]

Ok so we did joke earlier about smoking so I asked her if it was 🚬 or 🍃

And she said I'll let you choose

[stoic lodge]

🤔

[wet linden]

I didn't reply yet

[high ore]

i still struggle with informal eng

[wet linden]

I'll text back and say I'll choose u

0/10 rizz

[stoic lodge]

maybe just continue the convo as normal and see if there's another opportunity?

[wet linden]

Ok what if I choose I wanna tell her

HOW? w a song?!

[stoic lodge]

i mean she's been super oblivious to your hints

[wet linden]

Ok but she also gives mixed signals

[crimson yew]

Ask her if she plays fortnite

If you win a game she’ll make out with you

[wet linden]

Like there was a day where all her friends (and also her) planned to skip school, I texted her at like 12am and told her if she wants to show up to school and we would spend the day together @ school

And she was like oh I already told my mom and everything that I would skip school

But I will come for u

[high ore]

are u guys still playing fortnight (no offense)

[wet linden]

Does that mean a thing? Please tell me it's normal

And that I'm just making things up

[wet linden]

No fortnite sucks

[stoic lodge]

if she deadass said that she will show up for YOU then i can see what you mean

[wet linden]

She plays need for speed

[wet linden]

No just tell me I'm making things up

Cuz I don't want to have hope then have the confidence to tell her and then get rejected

Let's skip all that

[stoic lodge]

story looks like a green light to me

[wet linden]

I'm loyal af for her lol it's hilarious

[stoic lodge]

consult others i don't think people in a studying discord have much rizz

lol

[wet linden]

Lol we are all nerds

But dang she's also a nerd

I'm currently the friend that won't shut tf up about their crush

[crimson yew]

I don’t think you have anything to worry about

[stoic lodge]

the only things to do now is to talk to someone with masterful rizz or just go for it

[crimson yew]

‼️‼️‼️

[wet linden]

Ok I'll make a move

Probably a lame one but ye

[wet linden]

Should I say crystal meth (as in the breaking bad cuz she love it) or should I say you

[stoic lodge]

i'd go meth now and wait for another opening

[wet linden]

Hmmm meth it is

Ok but what if I text her back but she takes so long to text me back

OK I should probably go tf away and take a nap 💯

[high ore]

what time is it

[stoic lodge]

for sure sleep on it

[wet linden]

2:20

[stoic lodge]

brooo go to bed

[high ore]

am or pm

[wet linden]

I'll see her tomorrow so yuppp

I hope I'll act cool

[wet linden]

Am lol

[boreal ermine]

it's 4:51 am ( i am a concept now)

[wet linden]

But everyone is awake cuz school @ 9

[boreal ermine]

i hope too (!!)

[high ore]

go to bed

rn

[wet linden]

Ok I'll go text her first

[stoic lodge]

more sleep = more rizz

[boreal ermine]

does it mean i have 0 rizz

[wet linden]

Lol

[wet linden]

U have all the rizz

[boreal ermine]

damn i have been awake for 20 hours

[high ore]

if u sleep less than 6 h u are considered as a drunk

[wet linden]

OK ILL GO TEXT HER REALLY QUICK

[boreal ermine]

ez 24 today

[high ore]

fr

[boreal ermine]

yes all power to you

[stoic lodge]

own that shit

[wet linden]

Ok donnee

Time to turn off my phone

I did text her lol I hope i won't regret that

[crimson yew]

Crystal meth rizz

[wet linden]

Guuyyysss noooo

She posted another story

[turbid vector]

eepy

[turbid vector]

say can i be your walter white to your jesse pinkman

[wet linden]

Hmmmmm so coooolll

[crimson yew]

What’s in it

[boreal ermine]

Hi

[boreal ermine]

hello folks

[wet linden]

Let's go beat the new girlie

[stoic lodge]

u gotta sleep man

[boreal ermine]

Good morning

[dense fox]

Good night

[loud zephyr]

ah I f_in hate coding

nothings working

I have been trapped in a loop of errors

[white holly]

I'm with the same problem here, i'm tired, want to sleep but here i am

[boreal ermine]

Yes thats very subtle and meaningful
Try asking your common friends about artists she likes and all that
And propose her thru that

Or try finding her fav show

Ex if it is freinds

"Will u be the monica to my Chandler?'

[rare jungle]

Morning

[boreal ermine]

[jolly egret]

Good morning

[wet linden]

Good morning

[wet linden]

Pov I already know her fav artist songs and shows

[true night]

Morning

[fast vine]

Good Morning

[boreal ermine]

Oh great then just try propsing thru that
I put an example above

[solid isle]

hey everyone happy easter to those whos celebraing 🐰 🪺 and Ramadan Kareem to those who are celebrating ☪️ ✨

im in study room 3 if anyone wanna study 🪩

[amber crag]

Good Morning everyone hope everyone slept well

[dull lynx]

good morning

[buoyant ibex]

with theortical subjects yall listen to music while studying ?

[untold ferry]

Wont suggest

[dull lynx]

No

[buoyant ibex]

cool cool

[chilly onyx]

I listen to rain sounds

[boreal ermine]

soup

[boreal ermine]

I like rain sounds when I'm doing math

[dull lynx]

sup pollution guy

[buoyant ibex]

agree nature sounds could make me loosen up a lil and go longer periods of time, although that get diminished cuz i hate theoretical courses

[chilly onyx]

Shit im good how are you bhabhi ji

[dull lynx]

im good

bhaiyas ded

[chilly onyx]

This is the 4th guy bruh he ded already?

Dyamn you cursed 🔥

[dull lynx]

EXCUSE ME 😔

[boreal ermine]

[boreal ermine]

Heyy

[undone jetty]

hey

today was christmas breakfast

[boreal ermine]

what was it there are many christmas breakfast dishes

[fleet python]

Hola

[chilly onyx]

[dull lynx]

me

[chilly onyx]

Same just got up after completing my assignment feels good

[dull lynx]

wow must be nice im completing my hw 😔

i cried 5 times then gave up and went to bed yesterday gotta complete it

[chilly onyx]

I did it in one go ha

[dull lynx]

wow 😔

[chilly onyx]

I'm just that good

[boreal ermine]

whats assignments

[boreal ermine]

Hii

[wet linden]

Yooooo

I proposed to my crush todayyyy

Best day eveerrrr

[boreal ermine]

Yoo congratulations feeling happy for you man !

[untold ferry]

How'd it go 😳
Thats brave fr

[boreal ermine]

Damnnnn

hello

ssup

[dull lynx]

OMG HOW DID IT GO

[boreal ermine]

im happy for you

[boreal ermine]

wait what happened

[wet linden]

Don't be too happy it's a fake proposal tho 🥹

[boreal ermine]

what is the meaning of a fake proposal

caution i have never been in a relation so donno nothin

[wet linden]

I'm surprised she liked it

I just asked her to show me her hand, I put the ring on, and pov I told her we're married now

[dull lynx]

omgomgomgomgomglmg ghats so cute

so when are u gonna propose fr

[wet linden]

SHE ALSO HUGGED ME AFTER

[boreal ermine]

your lifes a movie

[wet linden]

I would do it tonight if she want to

[dull lynx]

awwwww

[wet linden]

Loooollll

[boreal ermine]

brotha chill you a rizzlord

[dull lynx]

man that's so cute

[boreal ermine]

true

[dull lynx]

sup

[wet linden]

I'm actually happy to have a very great day today, I wasn't feeling good about stuff for a while

Now I feel alive again lol

[boreal ermine]

woot next objective ok

[dull lynx]

hahahahaha

i wish something good happened in my life just to feel something

[boreal ermine]

propose with a ring ok woot

i am happy as i got to order study material

[dull lynx]

id get on my damn knees if I want to

[wet linden]

The ring I gave her today is actually gold

[dull lynx]

what

[boreal ermine]

rich boi

[wet linden]

She loves butterflies so I thought she would like it

[boreal ermine]

you desperate huh

[wet linden]

It's not that expensive

[boreal ermine]

what was it

[dull lynx]

then give her butterflies

[wet linden]

• she's just gonna borrow it

[boreal ermine]

in our country gold is on top of the world

[wet linden]

Lolll love this one

[dull lynx]

Yes

[boreal ermine]

lucky i bought some with my pocket money ✨

[dull lynx]

damn

i dont money

[boreal ermine]

im 20k down cant back out

[dull lynx]

im gonna buy novels w some of my savings

[boreal ermine]

putting more now just collected 20 k

[dull lynx]

Wwwww

[boreal ermine]

cool

[wet linden]

Omg so cool I love bookkssss

[boreal ermine]

i pirated that shi

[dull lynx]

it doesn't feel the same

[boreal ermine]

true

[dull lynx]

I want to feel the book

[boreal ermine]

my biggest regret is buying manga

[dull lynx]

i want in my veins

[flint jolt]

whyyy

[dull lynx]

hahah ong my school got like 8 volumes of one manga I forgor name

[boreal ermine]

i bought deathnote black edition vol 6 it was expensive af for me 4k

[wet linden]

I didn't believe in miracles until today

[flint jolt]

omg jam! hows it going w your crush

[wet linden]

Like I was so sad when I saw her today at school
She's so good at chemistry that's so hot

[dull lynx]

real

[wet linden]

I didn't want to go home and cry about it so I wanted to do something

[wet linden]

Idk it's not clear yet

[turbid vector]

breaking bad

🐑

[wet linden]

Long time noooo see we missed u broo

[wet linden]

Exactly, She's so into breaking bad

[turbid vector]

no

[boreal ermine]

alright I deleted that message

[dull lynx]

u want to pin who now

[boreal ermine]

Naah I was just checking

[turbid vector]

every3

[dull lynx]

oh PING

[boreal ermine]

It's the same thing.... who cares

[dull lynx]

no way

[boreal ermine]

Why people get separated or divorced ?

[dull lynx]

i thought pin pin

[boreal ermine]

I am so upset

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy bruh

[boreal ermine]

Just coz maybe they are not good enough to be their friends or some shi*

[wet linden]

Because sometimes they start hurting someone so it's better they go different ways

Either themselves, each other, or someone else

[boreal ermine]

Then they should think about their decision of getting married

[dull lynx]

but the realisation can come later on too

[boreal ermine]

And then it separates so many people just along with that couple

I mean if someone who got rejected or divorced should move on rather than crying about it

Just my personal opinion

[boreal ermine]

It is not that easy ig

and it becomes more difficult when they are celebrities

[boreal ermine]

I mean if it's not easy for someone to get over it then they are simply weak

[dull lynx]

who separated tho

[boreal ermine]

Taylor

[boreal ermine]

I am sad about taylor swift

[dull lynx]

WAIT WHAT

I DIDN'T SEE

[boreal ermine]

and also about this pakistani couple

[boreal ermine]

It's trending on twitter

Even I didn't knew about it

[dull lynx]

oh okay

im not upto date w Taylor anymore I didn't know she was in a relationship

[dull lynx]

ohhhh yeahh

[boreal ermine]

I left following her since good 5 years now

[dull lynx]

yep I followed her since I was vvv smol her songs were my childhood

[boreal ermine]

Can't handle all this drama

[boreal ermine]

Sajal and Ahad

😭

Oh no they used to be a pakistani couple

[untold ferry]

to me too

[boreal ermine]

ikr

[dull lynx]

no idea

[wet linden]

WHO SWIFT??

[boreal ermine]

They got divorced l

[dull lynx]

Yeah

[untold ferry]

yea

[boreal ermine]

who's choice it was?.... I mean Sajal's or Ahad's

[turbid vector]

you see when u have + and + u get +
when u have - and - u get +
but when they’re - and + it make - thas no good

[wet linden]

Ah the next album is gonna be lit

[boreal ermine]

yooo that's more confusing than calculus no 🧢

[boreal ermine]

Some are saying that Ahad cheated Sajal with some other woman but i don’t think so

[wet linden]

So truer

[dull lynx]

basic meth

[turbid vector]

explainin it in math terms bro 😭

[boreal ermine]

Yeahh but it still hurts

[untold ferry]

bro but who are they, i mean what do they do

[boreal ermine]

Alright I'll leave good luck yall

[boreal ermine]

Pakistani actors bro

[untold ferry]

oh

[boreal ermine]

Ahaa yess

[untold ferry]

talha anjum also broke up, iyk about him

[boreal ermine]

Idk about that

[turbid vector]

but like if + and - makes - is no good because low quality products are expensive

[boreal ermine]

Who’s that

[untold ferry]

a pakistani musician

[boreal ermine]

Yup that’s true

[boreal ermine]

Ohhhhh

[turbid vector]

the first time you have a chance at the game you will have a chance to play it with your mother

[chilly onyx]

💀

[boreal ermine]

☠️

[wet linden]

I need to study 3 hours straight and one gay

[turbid vector]

why gay

[high ore]

today we are gonna make pakistani musician kulfi , kulfi is basically ice cream and its a popular desert in pakistan u know saturday is my cheat day

[turbid vector]

why cant we be friends 🎼

[wet linden]

No way I love ice cream I'm coming

[turbid vector]

why ice cream when no ice or cream

[high ore]

i scream

[turbid vector]

stream of consciousness

[high ore]

is that a cockroach in your pfp

[turbid vector]

waght

is a horse 🐴

donkey mule

[high ore]

oooh

[boreal ermine]

Bruh

[high ore]

i thought the white part is the suit

[boreal ermine]

Cockroach

😭

crying

yall need glasses. That does not look like a cockroach at all😭

[high ore]

ur pfp is from cb

[boreal ermine]

yass, i love faye🤌

[dull lynx]

this is my argujemtn

[untold ferry]

😋😋😋

[past mauve]

who who

[untold ferry]

talha anjum

[past mauve]

no i mean who broke up

ig belle knows @boreal ermine

[untold ferry]

talha anjum broke up with his gf, and now is tweeting lyrics from his sad songs

[past mauve]

ahh nice

[untold ferry]

whatever this means "is jam e ghafeer mein meri wafao’n ke laiq koi tha he nai.."

[past mauve]

idk meaning of three words from that sentence😂

[untold ferry]

some hard urdu

idk too

urdu lowkey is the best south asian lang

[past mauve]

it has like a fashion to it

[untold ferry]

the romanticism in it 🤌

[past mauve]

but i still dont know the meaning of sorkh or soz from that ishq wala song

[untold ferry]

🤝 somethings have value for their mystery

[boreal ermine]

Taylor swift and joe alwyn

[past mauve]

what really damn

[boreal ermine]

Why people get separated even after so many years ?

[past mauve]

new album comin ig

[boreal ermine]

Ahaa yesssss

[past mauve]

issues

[boreal ermine]

They were in the relationship for 6 years dammit

[past mauve]

or they start to see red flags

[boreal ermine]

I am so hurt

[past mauve]

yup, pretty long

[past mauve]

dw some good songs will be in making now

look for good side

[boreal ermine]

I was even talking about a pakistani couple like they got divorced

[past mauve]

damn why everyone getting separated

[boreal ermine]

That’s why i am sad

[dull lynx]

oh wow

[boreal ermine]

What are we going to learn from all this separation thing as an audience?!

[past mauve]

ye like most of them

[boreal ermine]

To never get married

[past mauve]

how to master trust issues😂

[slim token]

mashallah

[dull lynx]

inshallah

[untold ferry]

man i love listening to urdu and punjabi songs in car, but my father hates it

[past mauve]

suddenly salman khan popped up for no reason in my head😂

[untold ferry]

i know one too, ||astaghfirullah||

[dull lynx]

damn

[high ore]

alhamdulilah

الحمد لله

[untold ferry]

amin

im spitting all the urdu/arabic i know

[untold ferry]

btw can you tell me the diff btn alhamdulilah and inshahllah

[high ore]

alhamdulilah almost mean thank god
inshallah mean if god want

[untold ferry]

thanksss

[high ore]

np

[slim token]

🤣 mashalla mashalla naina hai mashallah

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[dull lynx]

selmon bhoi

[loud zephyr]

Hellew

[boreal ermine]

Hello

[dull lynx]

hi cat

[loud zephyr]

meow

[dull lynx]

meow meow

pspspspspsps

[boreal ermine]

Holooo

[wet linden]

Ikkkk

[jolly egret]

Wagwan

[jolly egret]

Big fan omg

[wet linden]

Oh she already answered

[stoic lodge]

what's the update 🧐

[boreal ermine]

What?

[jolly egret]

Apparently she lives genshin

[wet linden]

Update about what

[boreal ermine]

Is it yes/no?

[wet linden]

Oh no I mean someone already answered @untold ferry question

[jolly egret]

Perfect lol

[boreal ermine]

Oh lol sorry my bad

[boreal ermine]

Hehe same

[wet linden]

Nahh it's ok

[jolly egret]

Also kinda need new songs if u have any

[wet linden]

Lol now everyone is waiting for me to talk about u know who lol

[jolly egret]

Send in dms stuff imma go back to nerdism

[jolly egret]

Drama lovers

[boreal ermine]

Oh yesh my new playlist

[jolly egret]

Perfect k cya

[boreal ermine]

Gl

[wet linden]

My bad I just entered my lover girl era

[wet linden]

Hehe

[boreal ermine]

That hurts

[jolly egret]

How it’s just that some people enjoy watching those stuff right

[jolly egret]

I see

[untold ferry]

you can still answer though

[past mauve]

its "chehra" h mashalla 💀

[slim token]

nagwan

[slim token]

😅

[untold ferry]

this word almost feels blasphemous

[slim token]

what's that

🤔

[dull lynx]

it's fun

[slim token]

who's that

[untold ferry]

im psychotic

[dull lynx]

hi psychotic

[slim token]

what's that

[dull lynx]

im psychoticer

[jolly egret]

Professional 💪💪

[slim token]

chaprasi

[jolly egret]

Fair enough I didn’t shit on anyone I just meant the people who were curious prolly enjoy the drama/ kdrama stuff

[jolly egret]

New word 😱

[wet linden]

Inshahllah means no

[jolly egret]

Alr really gotta focus now

[slim token]

yeah its a new greek word

[dull lynx]

I know I know

[untold ferry]

hell naw

[dull lynx]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[slim token]

denny chaprasi

[dull lynx]

so true

[wet linden]

Yes it is

[slim token]

you are also that

[dull lynx]

im not

[slim token]

it's ok accept it

[dull lynx]

no im not :(((

why are u gaslighting me :(((

[untold ferry]

bro where you from 😭

[slim token]

what's that

gaslighting 🤔

[dull lynx]

u

[wet linden]

When u ask someone to do something they don't want they will say inshallah wich means never

[slim token]

lighting the gas on the stove?

[wet linden]

I'm Arab,+ I don't mean the meaning of it its just how we use it

[dull lynx]

No

shivi ur so dum dum

[slim token]

yes i live under a rock

[dull lynx]

go do trigno or smth

[high ore]

are u a muslim