general-chat

[high ore]

bro americans call rigbey football yet they only touch it with foot once per game

[flint jolt]

"real men" i lost it

[jolly egret]

I agree but just go along with it

[fallow fiber]

you poor british, i cant help but pity you, you guys keep measuring things in meters and rockmelons

[turbid vector]

DO YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE 'SOCCCCCCCCCCCCCAR' SHOULD BE ABOUT KICKING BALLS OR SHOULD THE REAL AND TRUE NAME 'FOOTBALL' BE WHAT IT SHOULD BE CALLED

[fallow fiber]

use feet and pounds

[crimson yew]

Stones

[fallow fiber]

oh so simple

[jolly egret]

💯 breh it’s a shorter name

[fallow fiber]

youve been lied to by the way of the corrupt world

[crimson yew]

Measuring things in stones like the croods

[fallow fiber]

come let me enlighten you

[turbid vector]

LAST TIME I HEARD FOOT BALL IS WHERE YOU HANDLE BALLS WITH YOUR HANDS?

[fallow fiber]

in the way of the american

[fallow fiber]

yes it is indeed

[jolly egret]

Pretty sure ya

[high ore]

can we all agree real madrid is the best team ever

[turbid vector]

NO NONONONONONONONONONO

[fallow fiber]

youre finally getting it

[turbid vector]

SIMPLY UNTRUE MY SQUIRES

[crimson yew]

We gotta round up all the british people and have them watch all the rocky movies

USA USA‼️

[jolly egret]

So like WoTs ur position in soccer again

[boreal ermine]

lol so bri'ish

[turbid vector]

WAH

[fallow fiber]

im sowwy da bwish want som wotar

[high ore]

and christa rowando suiii is the best "SoCer" player

[crimson yew]

Blimey mate

[fallow fiber]

sorry that was mean

[turbid vector]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[fallow fiber]

ima stop

[flint jolt]

you literally joined today and i like you already 😂

[jolly egret]

On god bro ✊✊

[turbid vector]

THERE IS NO SOCCAR I KNOW

[fallow fiber]

mk

[jolly egret]

No

[crimson yew]

I joined like 4 hours ago or something

[turbid vector]

I ONLY THE FOOT BALL

WHAT THE FUCK DENNT I BEG LOOK

[crimson yew]

Bro think he Harry Potter

[flint jolt]

youre v fun to be around pls visit more

[turbid vector]

GC

[jolly egret]

Wait you’re strong enough to play that sport where u gotta carry the ball around and knock people onto the ground 😱

[high ore]

bro today liverpool got banged

[fallow fiber]

homie from the ops and coppers land

[jolly egret]

Oh

[turbid vector]

NAYY

[boreal ermine]

yes pls troll mistah more

[crimson yew]

Soccer players when somebody runs into them and they gotta act like they’re dying

[fallow fiber]

fr

got the durability of a clash of clans skeleton

[turbid vector]

THE SO CALLED 'FOOTBALL' IN AMERICA IS CALLED 'RUGBY'

[crimson yew]

They disintegrate on touch

[fallow fiber]

rugby is cooler than football

more violent

its like hockey

[high ore]

i'm mean only cheap playrs do it all the time to get a free kick

[jolly egret]

Wait wot so you’re just the bench boi?

[crimson yew]

I wish I played hockey instead of football

[boreal ermine]

bro is gonna get a heart attac

[fallow fiber]

bench warmer

[boreal ermine]

mk7 gtis are really cheap

[turbid vector]

wtf

[jolly egret]

On god bro ✊

[crimson yew]

Fair

[high ore]

and its called football not "SoCceR"

[boreal ermine]

i am judged by my classroom for liking cars

[flint jolt]

ice hockey or

[crimson yew]

Yeah ice hockey

[jolly egret]

Idk breh I thought u loved soccer but now u tellin me u play football

[crimson yew]

I wish I played it

[boreal ermine]

and it's called a school not a "shooting range"

[flint jolt]

ice hockeys so cool

[high ore]

ayoo

[turbid vector]

YES I PLAY FOOTBALL THE ONE WHICH YOU KICK THE BALLS NOT HANDLE THEM LIKE YOUR LIL NAS

[flint jolt]

me toooo
time to move to canada fr

[boreal ermine]

typical teenager stuff: music, football and some celebrities idk

ayo i wanted to do synchronised swimming for the longest

[boreal ermine]

r/technicallythetruth

idk

[crimson yew]

Celebrities always seemed dumb to me

Besides like the ones that actually do things

[boreal ermine]

don't get me started on lewis hamilton bruv

[high ore]

why football is the most famous sport cuz its simple the minimum thing you need is 4 rocks and a ball

[jolly egret]

Very unique for being able to play football 🏈 without ur hands fr

[boreal ermine]

he just stepped on 1400 years of history

[crimson yew]

Esports 😭

[high ore]

bro i remember in good ol' days we used to make goals using 2 rocks

[boreal ermine]

esports is one of the easiest ways to make money

[crimson yew]

I hope cavemen played soccer

[boreal ermine]

we used to make goals with backpacks

[crimson yew]

Very rare to make money with it

[jolly egret]

“Just do it”

[boreal ermine]

csgo winners legit make more than a doctor will ever make in his entire life

[flint jolt]

you sound like youre 90

[high ore]

i mean its the same also whe used to play a game with only one goal keeper and 2 teams

[turbid vector]

YOU SON OF

[crimson yew]

yeah but they also practice all day

[boreal ermine]

damn

[turbid vector]

I AM EXASPERATED AT SUCH

[crimson yew]

and have no life

[jolly egret]

Soccer player

[high ore]

yeah back in the days

[boreal ermine]

still

[turbid vector]

WAFFLE ABSOLUTE WAFFLE

[crimson yew]

nobody reasonable gonna marry a pro csgo player

[boreal ermine]

there is a lake in canada named "slave lake"

[flint jolt]

i want some

[crimson yew]

It’s bloody chewsday bruv

[boreal ermine]

you can still afford a bugatti at 19 with that kind of job

[turbid vector]

im going to go lcinically insane

[crimson yew]

Yeah only to drive to your esports practice and back

[boreal ermine]

want some biscui' and a cup o' tea ma'e?

[crimson yew]

And live with 20 other dudes in la

[fallow fiber]

im out

[atomic orchid]

its a T-flip-flop

[flint jolt]

isnt it sunday doe

or is it saturday

[crimson yew]

I’ve got a bloody bloody nose mate

Blimey

[high ore]

Haiy Potah innit

[crimson yew]

How would they say Saturday though

[atomic orchid]

what is this chat rn

[high ore]

general chat m8

[atomic orchid]

sau day

sa'ur'ay

[crimson yew]

Normalize calling every British person harry potter

[flint jolt]

@turbid vector

[turbid vector]

???

[crimson yew]

Bro asked him for input 😭

[boreal ermine]

yeah but sadly i forgor my bo'ohwo'ah

[flint jolt]

gotta ask the native

[turbid vector]

you fuckjing prick i hope you know this you absolute monster of a human to society i hope you repend for ou wrongdoings we say saturday like any normal fucking human being where not fucking aliens to be tossed around

[flint jolt]

whered you copy paste this from

[turbid vector]

just because your country is said the best doesnt mean you can talk about other countrie
the usa is turning into a 3rd wold country anyways

[turbid vector]

my brain

[flint jolt]

can i rent it

[crimson yew]

Ok fr though is is sat’ a’ dae or sa’ a’ day

[hidden acorn]

how would they say it is: sateday

[high ore]

a tip if u want to be rich be a dentist and go to uk 💀

[turbid vector]

5.60 n hour

[turbid vector]

AYAYAY

DENTAL CARE IN US IS WORST THAN UK ACTUALLY

[crimson yew]

Yet they still have better teeth

[turbid vector]

GET YOUR FACTS CHECKED OUT + COFFEE IS MORE UNHEALTHY THAN TEA

[boreal ermine]

wait imma grab sum popcorn

[crimson yew]

My English teacher was British

No be fair I never saw her teeth cuz she had a mask on

[turbid vector]

n the study, published in the British Medical Journal, researchers in the UK and the US examined data from English and American dental surveys. The results showed that the average number of missing teeth was 6.97 for English participants, but 7.31 for those in the US.

[crimson yew]

2 points to griffyndor

[turbid vector]

I REST MY CASE BITCH

[high ore]

and u forgot about FisH n ChIPs

[crimson yew]

Fish and chips are actually good ngl

[high ore]

covered i n a news paper

☠️

[crimson yew]

LMAO true

[boreal ermine]

their beans

[crimson yew]

The beans with toast

[crimson yew]

Were they interviewing hockey players in this study

[turbid vector]

hey man the truth hurts don it

[turbid vector]

brotha theyre cold

[high ore]

but they are good ngl

[turbid vector]

yessa

[turbid vector]

LETS TALK ABOUT AMERICAN MEALS YES?

[crimson yew]

I don’t like the ketchup there though that’s the only thing

The fish and chips were good

[turbid vector]

UNHEALTHIEST OF EM ALL

[crimson yew]

He gonna link the supersize me documentary

[turbid vector]

CHEESE BURGERS SEEMS A BIT LIKE A TREND DON IT

[crimson yew]

LMAO

[high ore]

bro the taco bell

[crimson yew]

Guess I was partially right

[high ore]

like wtf

[turbid vector]

GRILLED CHEESE ??? SEEMS A BIT FAT INDUCED DON IT

HOT DOGS SEEMS LIKE YOU ENJOY LOGS SAUSAGE IN YOUR MOUTHS

[crimson yew]

Love me some sausage

[turbid vector]

wild 😭

[flint jolt]

is good

[crimson yew]

Cheeseburgers fire depends where you get them though

I don’t like McDonald’s at all

[turbid vector]

mcdonalds is a shit place

[crimson yew]

I usually just buy the beef and make my own

[turbid vector]

every since they removed the chicken legend its the worst fast food resturant in the world

[crimson yew]

What was the chicken legend

[turbid vector]

absolute shit hole literally avery obese person has been there

[turbid vector]

the relic of sandwhiches

the goats i swear to god

[flint jolt]

maccas

[crimson yew]

Damn Ive never had it

[flint jolt]

beefs good

[crimson yew]

Roy rogers over McDonald’s any day

[turbid vector]

LITERALLY ANYTHING OVER MCDONALDS

[high ore]

bro the mayo jar like wtf

[flint jolt]

soccer too?

[turbid vector]

THE ONLY THING THATS GOOD THERE IS THE ICE CREAM WHICH IS FUCKING BROKEN 99% OF THE TIME

[flint jolt]

oo chicken legend

[turbid vector]

YOUR GONNA MAKE ME SAY SOME SHIT TO GET ME BANEND

[high ore]

it was the creamiest hole i have ever seen

[turbid vector]

🤤

[crimson yew]

You gonna make him combust into little particles of tea

[turbid vector]

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING SAY THIS RIGHT NOW

[flint jolt]

little particles of tea
what a lovely idea

[crimson yew]

I like how i joined this server to help me study and I’ve done the exact opposite

[flint jolt]

felt

[turbid vector]

YOU FUCKING 70% OF YOUR POPULATION IS OBESES I DO NOT WANT TO HERE IT MAJORITY OF YOUR FAST FOOD RESTURANTS CONTAIN MEALS THE SIZE OF AN IKEA STORE I DO NOT WANNA HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT COMBUSTING INTO YOUR YOU AMERICANS WILL COMBUST INTO FUCKING PRICES OF FAT

[high ore]

team tea for life

[turbid vector]

🆙

[crimson yew]

70? 😭😭

Bro thinks we the people from wall e

[turbid vector]

The latest data from American has revealed that over 73% of US adults are overweight or obese. Of those, 42% American adults had obesity and 10% were severely obese, while another 30.7% were overweight with a body mass index (BMI) of 25 to 29.9.29 Dec 2020

[high ore]

espicaly menth tea one of the bangers in tea

[turbid vector]

COME CHAT NOW

[boreal ermine]

bmi isnt accurate

[crimson yew]

Overweight can mean like 5 pounds overweight 😭

[turbid vector]

AND WHAT BRO

[crimson yew]

Bmi is also one of the worst things to measure especially for people who workout

[turbid vector]

OK AND THATS STILL OVER WEIGHT BRO MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN UK ARE LITERALLY AVERAGE AND WE KNOW HOW TO EAT HEALTHY AND NOT ABSOLUTLY COMBUST AT THE SIGHT OF A FIVE GUYS

[high ore]

and they are like "oH u R fAtPhOBic"

[crimson yew]

Bro does not know how muscle works

[boreal ermine]

a dude whose muscular af comes under obese category boi

[crimson yew]

I’m overweight for my height but I’m not fat in the slightest

Muscle just weighs more

[turbid vector]

EXACTLY LETS NOT ALSO TALK ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THE USA THE ABSOLUTE WAFFLE I HEAR COMING FROM PEOPLE IN THE US IS AN ABSOLUTE JOKE BREV

[flint jolt]

woah there tiger calm down

[jolly egret]

Exactly

Apparently I’m fatphobic cuz I don’t want to be fat 🤯🤯

[turbid vector]

YOUR MAKING ME GO FUCKING DEMON TIME BRO

IM ON THE FUCKING EDGE TO UNHINGE MTSELF

[crimson yew]

Based

[jolly egret]

On god ✊

[crimson yew]

Welcome to discord

[jolly egret]

Fr fr

[turbid vector]

THIS ITHE WAFFLE I HEAR

[crimson yew]

Waffle

[jolly egret]

New brit slang

[crimson yew]

New slang dropped

[turbid vector]

I DO NOT WANNA HEAR SOME ABSOLUTE BULL SHIT GOING IN THE UK I SWEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN IN THE UK YOUR GETTING FUCKING INSANE ASYLUIM SENT TO THE GULAG

[high ore]

bro i swear just look at their president

[flint jolt]

i dont understand half the shit you say

[turbid vector]

THEIR PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIC DEMENTIA ALZHIEMERS PATIENT WITH NO WILL TO LIVE FOR HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WALK UP STAIRS NOT DOES HE KNOW THAT HES THE PRESIDENT

[flint jolt]

is this what its like tryna understand a child

[jolly egret]

That’s the point

[high ore]

bro chilll

[turbid vector]

THE GUY JUST READS OFF A SCRIPT

[flint jolt]

youre gonna wake up with 294381 warns

[crimson yew]

Welcome to the majority of us presidents

If not all

[jolly egret]

I agree

[high ore]

it remind me of a meme where giga chad annd and a guy complainig

[boreal ermine]

nah a ban

[jolly egret]

Same thing

[flint jolt]

wanna play the roulette

[crimson yew]

Lmao

[flint jolt]

see what happens

[boreal ermine]

russian one

[crimson yew]

This went from Harry Potter to big joe

[flint jolt]

with rasputin?

[jolly egret]

Fat Joe?

[crimson yew]

Big fat Joey

[boreal ermine]

evil laugh

[boreal ermine]

sloppy joe

[jolly egret]

The rapper or Biden

[crimson yew]

That’s what they called him in highschool

Bro Joey the rapper gets me in tears

[jolly egret]

Sheesh

[crimson yew]

Shadow wizard money gang

Assuming we talking about the same joey

[jolly egret]

The Deep voice part?

[turbid vector]

i dont even know how theyre gonna read all of this

[jolly egret]

Oh well I’m talking bout fat Joseph

[boreal ermine]

you made it easy by typing in caps

[crimson yew]

https://youtu.be/0YaO0ZC-B-8

So bad it makes me wanna cry

[turbid vector]

you know what ill stop typing in caps

from now on people will never know if im being sarcastic or not

[jolly egret]

Ahh ya I’ve heard this before the first part

[flint jolt]

🤔 youre playin with fire ig
lets see if they randomly check chat and come across one of your messages with trollin in it

[jolly egret]

Mhm

[turbid vector]

nah if they do im complaining

NO CONTEXT

[flint jolt]

sip

[jolly egret]

To whom

[crimson yew]

Ban appeal moment

[turbid vector]

yessah

[crimson yew]

Rahhhh

[turbid vector]

tbh i need to calm down

[crimson yew]

You telling me you weren’t joking this whole time

[flint jolt]

good idea

[turbid vector]

i was both joking and being serious

im not a fuc king british geeza who gets mad over the slightest things

unlike manchester im normal(-ish)

[crimson yew]

Was I just unintentionally cyber bullying this poor British kid the past 30 minutes

[flint jolt]

you were

[crimson yew]

W

[jolly egret]

Gah damn

[turbid vector]

im uninstalling this app

[jolly egret]

Ofc u are lol

[crimson yew]

See you in 10 minutes

[turbid vector]

on god bro 😭

[crimson yew]

💀

[flint jolt]

"so anyway.. i changed my mind"

[turbid vector]

gonna be using web browser version of discord 🥶

[jolly egret]

Cold

[crimson yew]

That’s why I do with Instagram and snap lmao

Snap web is so bad

[turbid vector]

i only use snap for outings with friends so i bearly use it

[crimson yew]

Same

[flint jolt]

theres a web vr? no way

[turbid vector]

insta is like once a millenia

[crimson yew]

Yeah lmao

[turbid vector]

only thing i use alot is whatsapp and discord

[crimson yew]

I learned that because my friend was randomly in our groupchat on his laptop

[jolly egret]

Same don’t have anything else

But u is watch tiktok 😱😱😱

[turbid vector]

nah

[crimson yew]

Discord is like a combination of all the social media I use

[jolly egret]

Why u always lyin

[turbid vector]

i use youtube as my source of entertainment

[jolly egret]

Fair enough yes

[flint jolt]

why not soccer

[jolly egret]

Oh damn very very unexpected

[turbid vector]

fucking

[jolly egret]

Thought u were that on soccer kid in tiktok

[crimson yew]

I have tiktok becuse my gf likes to spam me tiktoks

[turbid vector]

BRO I SWEAR

[flint jolt]

thats so cute

[jolly egret]

On god bro

[crimson yew]

I look at it like once a day

[crimson yew]

Which one 💀

[turbid vector]

my friend used to do that

[flint jolt]

and spend hours on it bcs of the spam from your gf? relatable

[turbid vector]

every day id see 99+ notifs from my friend sending me his whole fyp

[crimson yew]

Yeah literally it’s always so much

Like lowkey I did not watch 30 of the 100 you sent

I went to bed

[turbid vector]

man id just air him and say i watched them

i once had like 439 unwatched tiktoks that he sent me

[crimson yew]

LMAO

Every video bro saw he sent you

[turbid vector]

yes

back when i had a gf aswell it was double the amount

[crimson yew]

They always like tiktok bro idk what it is

I think generally girls use social media more

Except for discord

[turbid vector]

yea

most girls in my school feast on snapchat

[crimson yew]

I don’t think Ive ever met one that didn’t

[turbid vector]

i know a few

but theyre the crazy type of girls

[crimson yew]

Lol

The ones that stalk you

[turbid vector]

i was accused of stalking not long ago its the most annoying thing ever

[crimson yew]

That’s when you block them and show them how much you literally do not care lmao

[flint jolt]

you got rizz?!?!

[turbid vector]

i hate it when people falsely accuse you on sum for attention

[turbid vector]

yes

extravagant rizz

[flint jolt]

literally 😭 my girlies are never active on discord

[flint jolt]

dayum

[crimson yew]

my gf has discord but it’s only for like when we play Minecraft or something dumb

[turbid vector]

i forced my girl to use discord 💀 she was a snapchat girl and i absolutly DODGED her by saying to get discord

[flint jolt]

stardew valley 💪

[turbid vector]

YES

[crimson yew]

Bro was gonna make you Snapchat call her

[turbid vector]

I FUCKING LOVE STARDEW I HAVE LIKE 200 HOURS ON THAT GAME

[crimson yew]

I would rather die by public execution than use Snapchat for calls

I’ve never played stardew

[flint jolt]

bro got passionate 😂

[crimson yew]

Ong

[flint jolt]

me neither

[crimson yew]

I don’t have a single game over even 100 hours

My closest is prolly cs

[flint jolt]

what do people even use snapchat for man

[crimson yew]

Idk

[flint jolt]

samee 😭

[crimson yew]

Those streaks

[turbid vector]

the top games ive played are
minecraft
terraria
hollow knight (my favourite)
stardew
CSGO
ETS2
little nightmares 1 and 2
Gmod

[flint jolt]

i can never keep up man

[crimson yew]

Ik girls that have cried over losing their snap streaks

Chronically online

[turbid vector]

i have like a 9 day streak with my best friend itll just be shitty pictures of us using filters

[crimson yew]

I’ve been playing valorant a good bit though

My friends from school play it so

[flint jolt]

ik like half of those

[crimson yew]

Bro people would get on my best friends list after talking to me once

[flint jolt]

RELATABLE

[turbid vector]

theyre bots most likely

ive had many female bots adding me for uhh

many crazy reasons

[crimson yew]

Nah people from when I was in highschool last year

[turbid vector]

so ive learnt to only add people i know from my school

[crimson yew]

I do have a lot of bot requests though

[flint jolt]

you havent unfriended em yet?

[crimson yew]

I never unadded them I just left them on opened for the past almost year lmao

on Instagram I unfollowed like 500 people after highschool though

I only follow people I actively talk to

[flint jolt]

unfollowing people after ending hs is the most satisfying thing man

[crimson yew]

I’ll never see any of them again

None of them got into my state school so they went to the other ones like an hour away

[flint jolt]

ooo

[crimson yew]

I think only like 3 people did from my highschool counting me

[flint jolt]

o was it difficult to get into or did they just not wanna go there

[crimson yew]

Yeah I think it’s one of more difficult ones

[flint jolt]

i see 🤔

[crimson yew]

I think the acceptance rate this year was like around 38 or something for non early applicants

[flint jolt]

ohhh

[crimson yew]

they generally like early applicants more

[flint jolt]

makes sense. did you apply early too?

[crimson yew]

naw lowkey I didn’t even know that was possible at the time

I knew nothing about college when I applied

[flint jolt]

howd you get in then? pure luck?

[crimson yew]

Ig idk I’m instate

Had decent grades

The schools only good for like cs and engineering

[flint jolt]

ooo

[crimson yew]

my birds screaming at me cuz I was downstairs eating dinner

he doesn’t like it when I leave my room

[flint jolt]

you got a bird too? no way

did you give him dinner too 😔

[boreal ermine]

i only have 2 cats

[turbid vector]

i got a dead fish

[boreal ermine]

cook it

[crimson yew]

yeahh i need to swing by the pet store tomorrow to get him some more food though

[crimson yew]

What kind?

[boreal ermine]

turkish angora

[crimson yew]

Yooo proof??

I wanna see a dead fish

[turbid vector]

nah he down the toilet drain 😔

[crimson yew]

They cute

[boreal ermine]

i feel bad for the older one cause i kinda have been an a hole towards him

[crimson yew]

Rip

Lmao aw

[boreal ermine]

yeah they are until they piss on your bed

[crimson yew]

Isn’t that what the litter box is for

I’ve never owned a cat because my moms allergic

[boreal ermine]

one of them took a poo so i call them amber heard 1 and 2

[crimson yew]

Lmao

[boreal ermine]

it's to mark their territory

I'm up

i'm down (cause i was barely productive today)

[crimson yew]

W

We up

[crimson yew]

In the litter box or the bed lmao

[boreal ermine]

the bed

[crimson yew]

I’ll start being productive at like 8:30 as usual

[boreal ermine]

W

how to i get my older cat to like me again pls

[crimson yew]

turn it off and on again

[boreal ermine]

Cute pfp btw rain

[crimson yew]

Thanks he’s a chill little guy

[boreal ermine]

Aww

[crimson yew]

Haven’t named him yet

[boreal ermine]

instructions unclear, he's dead

My pleasure

[boreal ermine]

Think of a really cute name

[crimson yew]

You appear to have unplugged him

[crimson yew]

like what

[boreal ermine]

how do i plug him again

[crimson yew]

I need that British guy to come back so he can give me some goofy british name

[boreal ermine]

I don't have a clue

[crimson yew]

Try the behind

W

[boreal ermine]

Oh that would be a goofy ahhh name then

[boreal ermine]

what

A massive w

why

[crimson yew]

Yeah I’ll try thinking of some grotesque British sounding names

Archibald

[boreal ermine]

UwU

angus

[crimson yew]

Sir Wendell Wimblebottom III

Angus is a based name ngl

My friends dog is named angus

[boreal ermine]

name him lewis hamilton

[crimson yew]

Boris

[boreal ermine]

Sashaul distance

Hesienberg

Distaunce*

[boreal ermine]

every middle eastern dude will hate you for that

[crimson yew]

So cute

[boreal ermine]

Aww ty

[crimson yew]

Naming him after a physicist and drug dealer

[boreal ermine]

yes

or some austrian painter

[crimson yew]

[boreal ermine]

or a blonde serial killer

[crimson yew]

Johan

[boreal ermine]

people be simping over jeffrey dahmer omg

[crimson yew]

Oh my anime brain took over mb

[boreal ermine]

even during his sentence

[crimson yew]

I thought you were talking about that mf from monster

[boreal ermine]

Are u a weeb

[crimson yew]

Nah not really

[boreal ermine]

nah that dude who loved killing people

Likewise

can't believe that mf dissected kids my age

and some tiktok girls find that hot

[crimson yew]

My friend simps for evan peters and now I make fun of her because he’s correlated with a serial killer

[boreal ermine]

Stockholm syndrome is a bitch

Do u mean dissected ?

yes

Oh uh

[crimson yew]

Close enough

Mahek your YouTube link ain’t working dawg

[boreal ermine]

yeah

Really?

idk

[crimson yew]

I mean I haven’t typed it in but idk

When I clicked on it it didn’t work

[boreal ermine]

I sent it you in dms

[crimson yew]

bro just posts cat memes

Respectable

[boreal ermine]

Ofcourse

i only posted 3 videos

I adore cats uwu

[boreal ermine]

Let me sub u

never let shane dawson near cats

[boreal ermine]

uh

ok free sub

it's Fletzer

[boreal ermine]

Duh 😭

[crimson yew]

That sounds german

[boreal ermine]

it's the one with 5 subs

[boreal ermine]

yeah

I'm unable to find it

[crimson yew]

Try harder

[boreal ermine]

Lmao ok

https://youtube.com/@fletzer7396

this

I found it already ty btw

np

yay now i got 6 subs

Yayyy

[turbid vector]

bomba

[boreal ermine]

Bombastik

@crimson yew where are u

[crimson yew]

Bro wants my address

[boreal ermine]

Lol I mean-

Mhm nvm

[crimson yew]

Are you saying like country

[boreal ermine]

i have to sleep bye

[crimson yew]

bye

[boreal ermine]

gn

Nah I mean you wasn't online and u wasn't here so I asked u where are u I didn't meant the address though

Gn Algerian

[crimson yew]

oh I was just watching YouTube

[boreal ermine]

Oh okay !

Ninni

Umm I think I should leave now

[crimson yew]

Huh

[boreal ermine]

??

Oki Takecare everyone it's ninni time

[turbid vector]

cheese sandwhich

[crimson yew]

cheese sandwhich

Moved my dumbbells and shit to my room lmao

Maximum laziness and productivity

[past lion]

hi

[crimson yew]

hi

[boreal ermine]

goooood morning

[rotund lichen]

morning

[jolly egret]

Good morning

[spiral gate]

hi!! does anyone have a chegg account? I'm hoping to verify a textbook question

[misty island]

Good morning

[jolly egret]

Wsp boi

Boutta be a nerd?

[rotund lichen]

[empty crater]

Did you figure out the code?

[rotund lichen]

yes i didi last night

[boreal ermine]

Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt.

[long axle]

Can someone help me out with my comparative essay. Just looking for some feedback dm me please!

[boreal ermine]

Gm

[dull lynx]

good morning

[boreal ermine]

morning matea

[dull lynx]

ah yes matea

[icy terrace]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!

[chilly onyx]

@dull lynx i have a meme

For you

[dull lynx]

show me

[chilly onyx]

Where can I post pics

[boreal ermine]

😔

[dull lynx]

gen help

[chilly onyx]

There was another

Meme i forgot where I saved it sagdef

[dull lynx]

well im not rajasthani

but it's fine I enjoy these memes

[chilly onyx]

You said you was

[boreal ermine]

L

u would be married by now

💀

[chilly onyx]

LOL

[loud zephyr]

Oh nononono

[dull lynx]

nO

[chilly onyx]

Real.

[dull lynx]

yeah kinda sucks

[boreal ermine]

💯

[chilly onyx]

Yo how was your exams btw?

Did you start new session?

[loud zephyr]

I passed out of high school :)

Now to show my freedom I am growing long hair 😂

[dull lynx]

W

[boreal ermine]

W

[dull lynx]

my school wants boys to have a crew cut 💀💀

that'll look so ass

[boreal ermine]

every school

but im rebel💯

[chilly onyx]

GG

[mellow sorrel]

mhm i like ass

[mellow sorrel]

okay now that, i do not like

[dull lynx]

damn will u die for ass

[mellow sorrel]

Any day, any time.

an ass in need is an ass indeed

[dull lynx]

Indeed

[languid gazelle]

Na fam boobies

[flint jolt]

hi rebel im dad

[boreal ermine]

hi dad

how are you how was your sleep

[boreal ermine]

Amazing sleep , i slept for 10 hrs

[boreal ermine]

W

i slept from 430 to 1230 so

8 ez

[boreal ermine]

I slept from 230 to 1230

lmfaooo

nice

[boreal ermine]

I overslept
regretting

[boreal ermine]

why regretting

eyes strained?

feeling drowsy?

[boreal ermine]

Still feeling sleepy

Feeling tired

real

sleep again

[boreal ermine]

Nhaa i hv an exam tmrw

Gotta study

[jolly egret]

Nerdism

[boreal ermine]

Look who’s saying
Old kid

[turbid vector]

🖊️

EL BALLIGTAPHI

[jolly egret]

Kiddy say Wha-

[jolly egret]

Bri’ ish

[turbid vector]

I JUST SPOKE SPANISH

[boreal ermine]

Old kid

[boreal ermine]

I JUST SPOKE HINDI

[turbid vector]

waght

[boreal ermine]

||main bohot achi hoon||

[boreal ermine]

no

[turbid vector]

google translate moment

[flint jolt]

español

[turbid vector]

nyeees

los pollos hermanos

🐔 breaking bad

[flint jolt]

me? or

[boreal ermine]

😭

[turbid vector]

SLEEP?

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK WARIIORS DONT NEED SLEEP

WHEERS MY FELLOW WARRIOR CREATION OR SUM LIKE THAT

[boreal ermine]

everyone

[boreal ermine]

jokes jokes all jokes

[boreal ermine]

wait that was for u

[boreal ermine]

Okay

[flint jolt]

@empty crater

[flint jolt]

HAHAHAHAHA
an well howre you

[boreal ermine]

Lol i intentionally replied to that ik

[boreal ermine]

i am good i am good back to drawing I can't figure it out

[boreal ermine]

noooo it's okay lmao

[boreal ermine]

Good kiddo

[dull lynx]

what are you drawing

[inland harness]

@boreal ermine pfp is zased asf

[boreal ermine]

real real

[boreal ermine]

a poster

[jolly egret]

election campaign

[dull lynx]

cute

[flint jolt]

bonk your head
maybe itll start workin again

[boreal ermine]

real

[boreal ermine]

no

i wish

[flint jolt]

vote bun for president 💕

[dull lynx]

president?

[flint jolt]

indeed

[turbid vector]

wait what

[jolly egret]

rahul gandhi bald???

[turbid vector]

im also running den im starting a dictatorship

[jolly egret]

i have bun added 💪

[dull lynx]

LMAL

[jolly egret]

ofc u are-

[dull lynx]

u dont vote for president

[jolly egret]

reply to this idk why it disappeared

[turbid vector]

i dint vote for president I AM THE PRESIDENT

RAHHHHHH 🏀

[dull lynx]

hi president what's up

[jolly egret]

boris johnson better

[boreal ermine]

initiaru d

[jolly egret]

new brit word?

one of u nerds should join a study vc fr

[twin hatch]

whats up

goodmorning guys)

[boreal ermine]

Hey:)

It's afternoon here,good afternoon.

Holoo

[jolly egret]

u should join the nerdy vc cuz we have a urie fr

[boreal ermine]

Really

[jolly egret]

yes we have a urie after all

never met em before but sounds chill no cap 👍

[boreal ermine]

K I'll join🥷

[jolly egret]

ggz

everyone who read this and still didnt join is a hater of cinnabun ✊

nerdism now

[turbid vector]

RASTA MAN

[turbid vector]

🇺🇸

[turbid vector]

SHUT UP DENNY

[boreal ermine]

Say sth

[turbid vector]

UNLIKE US WE DIDNT HAVE A SCHIZO

[dull lynx]

what

[jolly egret]

say what?

[jolly egret]

YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE BOI

[dull lynx]

hahah ur about me

[dull lynx]

omg this is the first time I've seen u use caps

[boreal ermine]

👁️👁️??

[jolly egret]

wait wot thats unexpected

[dull lynx]

huh

[dull lynx]

No it's not

[turbid vector]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO AGING ASS MAN

[dull lynx]

atleast he isn't a toddler

like u lmao

[turbid vector]

YOUR A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME

ION WANNA HEAR IT

[dull lynx]

ban all kids ong (except me)

[dull lynx]

can u close ur ears tho

[jolly egret]

fair enough i always use caps for that sentence ig

[turbid vector]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT WE SPEAK

IS THERE NO SPEAKIN VC

[jolly egret]

kiddy say wha-

[dull lynx]

chill

vc

[turbid vector]

okok

[jolly egret]

u cant unmute yes its for nerdism

[turbid vector]

join chill vc

[jolly egret]

u gwan say something?

[boreal ermine]

vote me for Queen

[boreal ermine]

Oh yessss

[dull lynx]

no way im shy

[turbid vector]

NEOW

[dull lynx]

but the songs too good

[turbid vector]

SHUT UP

[dull lynx]

No

[boreal ermine]

Bruhh

[turbid vector]

JOIN VC

[boreal ermine]

What are you doing

[dull lynx]

aight bet

[slim token]

It's a fish

[boreal ermine]

Lol 😭😭😭

[flint jolt]

ping

[boreal ermine]

Why are you crying

[flint jolt]

so true bestie

[boreal ermine]

I will give you a chocolate

🥹🤧

[dull lynx]

BRO LMAO

STOP CRYING

[boreal ermine]

😂😂😂😂

[slim token]

He is like possessed

[boreal ermine]

🥹😭

Shut up please @turbid vector

I am gonna cry too

[slim token]

Damn what a beautiful song

[jolly egret]

brit boi's doing bri ish stuff??

[dull lynx]

💀💀💀💀💀

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[round oxide]

it's beautiful

[dull lynx]

are u even briish

[boreal ermine]

What professional okay

[jolly egret]

boi's stoned

[round oxide]

briish speak worse

[boreal ermine]

Bruh

My ears are bleeding

[jolly egret]

cope harder

[round oxide]

continue

[dull lynx]

huh

accent where

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[dull lynx]

oh💀

die

[round oxide]

how do you understand each other there

[boreal ermine]

So now @jolly egret is going to sing

Bruh

[slim token]

Hahaha

[jolly egret]

who's denny now

[dull lynx]

can u give me tea

[jolly egret]

trust me there are accents wayyyy more stressful than that

[boreal ermine]

Coffee?

[dull lynx]

No tea

[boreal ermine]

Okay i’ll sing something

[jolly egret]

joining

[dull lynx]

bros briish must be snorting that shiii 4 times a day

[flint jolt]

i heard tea

[dull lynx]

yes u did

bros not giving me tea :((((

[turbid vector]

💧

[boreal ermine]

Can i sing?

[jolly egret]

based

[dull lynx]

SING BELLE

[jolly egret]

lol

[round oxide]

👁️👃👁️

[dull lynx]

no way thats tea that's something else bro

[boreal ermine]

Let me think of a song

I am gonna sing a hindi song

[slim token]

Doona doona deere

[round oxide]

only if a good one

[jolly egret]

mista best singer no cap

[dull lynx]

YESSSSSS

[boreal ermine]

Oh yesss

[slim token]

hahaha

[turbid vector]

im the best

[round oxide]

but not speaker

[jolly egret]

best speaker ever no cap

[turbid vector]

i 1v1 sing battle with jenna ortega

[jolly egret]

i can hear u just fine dimwit

[dull lynx]

what

[boreal ermine]

Okay bro @turbid vector stop

Going to sing

[jolly egret]

guess u gotta mute

[dull lynx]

aight sing

[jolly egret]

boi i can hear yo goofy ahh playing that

[boreal ermine]

Lol what’s that

[jolly egret]

mindsweeper ig

[boreal ermine]

Caught in 4k @boreal ermine

[jolly egret]

caught wot

[boreal ermine]

I accidentally switched my camera on 😭😭😭

Hehe

[dull lynx]

😭😭😭

[slim token]

Yeah very dark room

[boreal ermine]

Need glasses

[round oxide]

eternal shame

[jolly egret]

i was watching mista play smh

[turbid vector]

whhhat i would never

[dull lynx]

damn

[round oxide]

bro why u sing like a girl

[slim token]

Nice 👍

[round oxide]

beautiful btw

[jolly egret]

noice

[boreal ermine]

Someone nervous I can feel it

[turbid vector]

berry nice

[dull lynx]

wow

[jolly egret]

prolly cuz girl 🤯

[boreal ermine]

Yesssss😭😭

[round oxide]

damn

[jolly egret]

ikr

im so smort omg

[boreal ermine]

@jolly egret your turn

[dull lynx]

Yes

[jolly egret]

hell nah i have a fever

[slim token]

Hahaha dar gya sala

[boreal ermine]

Oh yess @jolly egret

[slim token]

Denny sing bro

[jolly egret]

nah dont stress on it we'll have that 2 am brain ded convo later in vc 💪

imma escape for now like i always do

[round oxide]

denny promised to sing I swear

[jolly egret]

never in my life-

[turbid vector]

YOU PIECE OF ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT JOIN BACK

[slim token]

He ran away

[dull lynx]

LMAO

let him rest

bro ran way fr

[boreal ermine]

No come back plsss

[jolly egret]

later jackahh

[slim token]

Yeah he suddenly has fever

[round oxide]

he went for the milk

[turbid vector]

ya facking prick join back

[jolly egret]

sure but i aint speaking rn rn tho 😅

[jolly egret]

YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE BOII

[turbid vector]

JOIN

[boreal ermine]

Okayyy

[dull lynx]

No

[jolly egret]

nope

[boreal ermine]

@round oxide teach us some physics

[round oxide]

pay me bro

[jolly egret]

lol

[round oxide]

1000$

[jolly egret]

mhm

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[jolly egret]

wth

[dull lynx]

i got a dollar Denny can give the other 999

[jolly egret]

wot

[round oxide]

lol

[dull lynx]

right denny

[jolly egret]

nah wubblegums paying

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[jolly egret]

imma get a loan froom em

[dull lynx]

OH YES RIGHT

wubblegums fault :3

[jolly egret]

i agree

[boreal ermine]

hi bois

[round oxide]

why can't it load

[dull lynx]

atleast no bovid

[jolly egret]

not even gonna lie breh my old physics teacher made things less sleepy

[boreal ermine]

Okay gtg

[round oxide]

stop streaming in 2050p

[boreal ermine]

Cause exam tmrw

[jolly egret]

alr imma try to get some work done

[round oxide]

then he's a bad teacher

[jolly egret]

mista's got my vibe tho cya

[jolly egret]

i agree bro he made things interesting 😭

[dull lynx]

wha

bro are u talking to urself

the what the what

[round oxide]

I am trying to listen

[slim token]

Yo

[dull lynx]

so am i

[round oxide]

but I can't guess are there any words

[boreal ermine]

Sad boi

[dull lynx]

L

[turbid vector]

ABSOLUITLY WILD BEHAVIOUR FROM YOU LOT 😭

[dull lynx]

what

[round oxide]

sorry boi

[turbid vector]

doing absolutly nish

[dull lynx]

what

[round oxide]

who

[dull lynx]

when

[boreal ermine]

gyo

[jolly egret]

on god bro things finna be better at 2 am

[slim token]

Theeke

[jolly egret]

2 goofy ahh idots having a convo better 💪

[boreal ermine]

Always lying

@jolly egret

[jolly egret]

wot

[boreal ermine]

how

[boreal ermine]

Confused again

What everyone left

[jolly egret]

did i lie?

[dull lynx]

cuz no one speaking

[boreal ermine]

Cuz of your song

Jk

[boreal ermine]

Why

[slim token]

you can sing a song to ghosts

[boreal ermine]

dm karoge?

[boreal ermine]

Lol

[slim token]

Krle

[dull lynx]

no me

[boreal ermine]

Nahi

[slim token]

Ok

[dull lynx]

Ok

[boreal ermine]

Ok

[slim token]

Belle which song?

[boreal ermine]

No song

I am nervous

[slim token]

Oh hahaha

You weren't nervous in front of so many people haha why now

Ok though

[boreal ermine]

I was

Nervous 😭😭

[dull lynx]

nah it was good tbh

[boreal ermine]

It could be better

[slim token]

Which song was that

[boreal ermine]

Wait

What were the lyrics i forgot

[slim token]

Hahaha

[dull lynx]

😭

[boreal ermine]

TU HI TU
Movie : KICK

[turbid vector]

istg

[turbid vector]

YEA NO ONE WAS SINGING

[slim token]

Oh ok

[boreal ermine]

Ohh

[dull lynx]

that's a little too much

im shy I have an eternal hate towards my voice

[jolly egret]

its just a voice 😑

alr i fr needa stop getting distracted

[dull lynx]

mine

go work

[boreal ermine]

I used to hate my voice too

[turbid vector]

MAN VOICE IS VOICE

[boreal ermine]

Oh yess

[dull lynx]

no man

[turbid vector]

LITERALLTY NUN GONNA HAPPEN

[slim token]

And then I changed it

[boreal ermine]

Oh yes man

[boreal ermine]

Nhaaa then i started recording weird audios and started sending them to my friends ..

[dull lynx]

hahahahha

[slim token]

Oh that's scary

[boreal ermine]

More hate

[slim token]

Nightmare fuel

[boreal ermine]

Just the way mista was doing

[turbid vector]

tbh if people hate your voice then what

just tell them to deal with it

me making my voice shit was for funnies and because i cant sing for shit

[dull lynx]

real

im jst lazy

[boreal ermine]

I love doing weird things

[dull lynx]

that's fun

[boreal ermine]

Like yesterday i rang the bell of someone’s house in my neighbourhood and then i ran

[slim token]

Whatt I did that stuff when I was like 9

[dull lynx]

LMAO

[flint jolt]

you can sing?

[boreal ermine]

When i was 9 , i used to just eat and sleep

[slim token]

Hahahaha

[turbid vector]

yeayeaye 100%

[slim token]

Eat sleep eat sleep

[boreal ermine]

Ahaa yess

[flint jolt]

i wanna hear you sing