#🤖┃bot-commands
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Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 59,055 messages
1st. @compact sentinel: 14,244 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,118 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 12,144 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,365 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,184 messages
Top Channel Sum: 239,039 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 96,307 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,036 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 34,177 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,972 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,547 messages
Top Member Sum: 208 hours, 46 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 49 hours, 38 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 45 hours, 28 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 39 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 41 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 36 hours, 36 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 332 hours, 51 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 203 hours, 20 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 36 hours, 19 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
&work
You work as a beefeater and earn
448
&dep all
Deposited
9,009 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
438,902
438,902
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.
-remind 2d c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1656084082:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bj 150
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
?whois @mossy saddle
@mossy saddle
Mon, Dec 7, 2020 1:16 PM
Thu, Aug 15, 2019 10:30 AM
<@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&816339902765334539> <@&722433469275177001> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722433551173419119> <@&722433654739173377> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219> <@&852716705314242612> <@&839809619281838080>
?whois @mellow thicket
@mellow thicket
Mon, Feb 28, 2022 3:42 PM
Sat, Jun 27, 2020 4:54 PM
<@&797092436366589973> <@&915189548143738890> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&733424855038296064> <@&732632662661005332> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&910499162628440114> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&850678679121166347> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722534621484679219> <@&839809619281838080> <@&907214888068329532> <@&915374848623120445>

&bal
An unexpected error occurred executing this command.
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
3,906,883
2. Aulys#5868 •
2,570,508
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
2,329,974
4. michasia#6442 •
2,117,580
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
2,013,645
6. quik#5071 •
1,907,117
7. ombri#5658 •
1,348,997
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,281,543
9. Syrme#9867 •
1,261,760
10. Sude#2397 •
1,236,427
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
855
Pls work
@deft escarp What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,113 for an hour of work.
&crime
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
2,010
&work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
990, as it was originally their job
&bal
&roulette 3000 black
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 5!
No Winners :(
?whois @hasty mango
@hasty mango
Fri, Mar 12, 2021 9:02 AM
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 5:35 PM
<@&915189548143738890> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&768417739777507328> <@&733424855038296064> <@&732632662661005332> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&850678679121166347> <@&722433469275177001> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722433551173419119> <@&722433654739173377> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219> <@&852716705314242612> <@&848237166303903784> <@&839809619281838080> <@&907214888068329532>
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
600. The students loved you!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655922962:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
940
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655923436:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,328 to your bank!
a
&work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
616!
&dep all
Deposited
616 to your bank!
&bal
&bal
Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,997 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

Invalid <item name> argument given.
Usage:
buy-item [quantity] <item name>
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
20,757
0
20,757
&work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
844
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
21,601
0
21,601
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@wicked vine You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
@wicked vine You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our second open beta is now available. 
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
?whois @wicked vine
@wicked vine
Sun, Feb 27, 2022 6:32 PM
Sat, Jul 20, 2019 1:29 PM
<@&829254050355871765> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&768417739777507328> <@&733424855038296064> <@&732632662661005332> <@&798115810215329805> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&850678679121166347> <@&722433469275177001> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722433551173419119> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219> <@&839809619281838080> <@&907214888068329532>
&work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
524
&crime
An unexpected error occurred executing this command. (500 Internal Server Error from Discord)
&work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
705
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
3,910,551
2. Aulys#5868 •
2,570,508
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
2,334,023
4. michasia#6442 •
2,118,124
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
2,017,452
6. quik#5071 •
1,911,925
7. ombri#5658 •
1,349,775
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,282,019
9. Syrme#9867 •
1,261,760
10. Sude#2397 •
1,237,628
&work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
344. The students loved you!
&dep all
Deposited
3,434 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
588,213
588,213
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 59,299 messages
1st. @compact sentinel: 14,321 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,119 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 12,245 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,374 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,240 messages
Top Channel Sum: 240,771 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 97,488 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,484 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 34,213 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,027 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,559 messages
Top Member Sum: 208 hours, 46 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 49 hours, 38 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 45 hours, 28 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 39 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 41 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 36 hours, 36 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 334 hours, 13 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 203 hours, 20 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 37 hours, 41 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 50000
&russian-roulette 50000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
50,000.
♿
NewRecord
&russian-roulette start
AA.#6666 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@compact sentinel won
50000
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
2,426
3,858,338
3,860,764
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
717.
&bal
Deposited
717 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 48 minutes and 19 seconds.
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
21,652
0
21,652
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
881.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655930189:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls search
You found ⏣ 792, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
&bj all
Result: Win
100,000

Value: 20

Value: 18
&work
You clean off the counters and get paid
989
&dep 101000
Deposited
101,000 to your bank!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&bj all
Result: Bust
-99,989

Value: 24

Value: 7
&with 100000
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Loss
-100,000

Value: 18

Value: 19
@rapid flax You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@rapid flax You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls search
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 2,201.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 712, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
&work
You clean the chimney and find
549.
Pls search
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 2,521.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655930817:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
3,019 to your bank!
Pls pet
Your pet uwu'd away, because you didn't take care of it. Go and try to find it using search command while you can!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 803, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
Pls search
Pls search
Pls inv
Rare Pepe ─ 12
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 3
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 8
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 31
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 6
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Tip Jar ─ 1
ID tipjar ─ Tool
Pls search
You found ⏣ 632, why was this in your washer lmfao?
Pls search
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
Pls search
You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
Pls search
Pls search
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,523 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!
Pls search
LOOK! You found your pet! Try to take care of it better now...
Prestige 1




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(33 / 100)
Level 23
@rapid flax Chocola found a
Bank Note for you!
&bal
&With 39504
Withdrew
39,504 from your bank!
Pls choose Red black
Zeed, I choose black
@rapid flax You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
39,504 on red.
pls work
@sick hinge What color was next to the word baton?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,279 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 241,294
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,775,700
pls inv
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Padlock ─ 10
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pepe Coin ─ 4
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 2
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@rapid flax won
79008
pls use coinbomb
notliltermmy has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
Huh
pls use coinbomb
notliltermmy has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
notliltermmy's
Coin Bomb
pls use coinbomb
notliltermmy has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
pls inv
Robbers Mask ─ 1
ID robbersmask ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
&dep all
Deposited
79,008 to your bank!
notliltermmy's
Coin Bomb
notliltermmy's
Coin Bomb
&bal
pls postmemes
&With 29008
Withdrew
29,008 from your bank!
Pls choose Red black
Zeed, I choose Red
@rapid flax You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&roulette all Black
You have placed a bet of
29,008 on black.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
pls postmemes
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
918.
pls postmemes
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return, people will pay you (or not) based on how much they enjoy the meme.
pls postmemes
pls postmemes
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
22,702
0
22,702
pls beg
pls rich
🥇 9,202,904,302 - minecraft fox#5927
🥈 4,768,268,012 - IRONMAN#3521
🥉 4,605,394,133 - cyaintu#7777
🔹 2,103,381,852 - Δ◈≛§⁋ḭ⍋Σ℟§≛◈Δ#1157 
🔹 1,597,583,424 - abdu1089#9682 
pls daily
@limber pollen You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 44 minutes and 28 seconds
pls bal
@limber pollen You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 56,608
Bank: ⏣ 5,537,588 / 7,602,070 (72.8%)
Net: ⏣ 27,194,141
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
640 when you got back home
&work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
938!
&work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
961
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655934609:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
901.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655937570:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You make a living selling weed for
244 a day
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655938041:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
244 to your bank!
h
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
351! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
&dep all
Deposited
17,197 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
Reminder @trail mountain: work
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 622,564
Bank: ⏣ 5,240 / 7,040 (74.4%)
Net: ⏣ 923,254
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
22,702
0
22,702
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
&work
You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
555.
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 53 minutes and 17 seconds
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 647,564
Bank: ⏣ 5,240 / 7,640 (68.6%)
Net: ⏣ 948,254
&dep all
Deposited
23,257 to your bank!
pls dep all
⏣ 2,400
⏣ 645,164
⏣ 7,640
pls shop
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
&crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
1,171 worth of assets.
&work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
286
&crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
1,149
&dep all
Deposited
1,149 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
24,406
24,406
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 645,164
Bank: ⏣ 7,640 / 7,640 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 948,254
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 4,801)
Total: ⏣ 4,801 (220% multi)
You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 4,801
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 59,716 messages
1st. @compact sentinel: 14,406 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,120 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 12,262 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,665 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,263 messages
Top Channel Sum: 244,029 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 98,606 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,361 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 35,331 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,144 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,587 messages
Top Member Sum: 211 hours, 50 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 49 hours, 38 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 45 hours, 39 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 40 hours, 8 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 38 hours, 24 minutes
5th. @glass grotto: 38 hours, 1 minute
Top Channel Sum: 335 hours, 22 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 204 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 37 hours, 41 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
533
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655945267:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
533 to your bank!
&work
You helped Bonkcat find its hammer, you get
834.
&bal
&bal
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
410
&crime
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
801
&bal
&search
This user has no punishments!
&bal @flint abyss
ping 😰
llore
Deposited
422 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
60840297: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 day 15 hours and 39 minutes from now (<t:1656082776:f>)
60878362: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 27 minutes from now (<t:1655945267:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
48,528 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
29 minutes and 35 seconds
Pls bal
@open crag You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 8,631,113
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 238,991 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,779,113
Our second open beta is now available. 
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
207
&work
You cannot work for 51 minutes and 39 seconds.
&crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
5,274 in damages.
&work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
531
&bj all
Result: Bust
-531

Value: 24

Value: 3
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
329 for helping them out.
&work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
909 from ad revenue.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655952515:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,257 to your bank!
pls profile
Prestige 1
Title: Memer
14





1,497/1,500





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,024,839
Net: ⏣ 5,858,514
Coin Multi: 60%
Gamble Multi: 12%
37 items (156 total) worth ⏣ 3,833,675
3 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
2,519,199 bank note space
10 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
7,403 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Bartender
Apple - 1d left
Alcohol - 19h left
Amogus
Level 6 Crab
pls rich
🔹 553,832,939 - ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
🔹 537,921,820 - peaceman#8167
🔹 445,037,409 - Ryzeu#7032
🔹 436,352,406 - kn#3622
🔹 421,906,262 - ||B A R A Y A||#7622 
pls profile dr.coffee#0014
Title: Kek Lord
Badges:

130





13,031/13,100





Wallet: ⏣ 84,359,460
Bank: ⏣ 1,739,161
Net: ⏣ 398,704,301
74 items (3,294 total) worth ⏣ 312,605,680
7 daily streak
10 cheese eaten (49.07% xp multi)
421,561 bank note space
31 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
13,341 commands issued
1% tax
Padlock - 9d left
Bell
Level 10 Catgirl
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% fewer coins when stolen from
pls profile peaceman#8167
Prestige 3
Title: Professional Professional
Badges:

551





55,194/55,200





Wallet: ⏣ 1,420,233
Bank: ⏣ 39,606,912
Net: ⏣ 540,871,820
87 items (2,412 total) worth ⏣ 499,844,675
116 daily streak
16 cheese eaten (62.08% xp multi)
22,802,804 bank note space
403 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
62,986 commands issued
1% tax
Padlock - 28d left
panda boi
Prestige 3
Level 27 Panda Bear
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% fewer coins when stolen from
4x 
1x 
7x 
3x 
pls profile ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
Title: Dank Memer
Badges:

64





6,487/6,500





Wallet: ⏣ 5,515,593
Bank: ⏣ 4,954,346
Net: ⏣ 556,782,939
58 items (2,718 total) worth ⏣ 546,313,000
2 daily streak
10 cheese eaten (49.07% xp multi)
4,176,231 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
9,757 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Discord Mod
pls rob ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
pls shop
pls rob ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (7) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
wait u cant rob there
put an @ i think
i cant tag him
ohg well
pls rob ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
&work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
840
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
1,798 to your bank!
&work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
668
&dep all
Deposited
105,185 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
643,398
643,398
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 58,438 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,120 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 13,651 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,954 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,529 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,184 messages
Top Channel Sum: 236,201 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 92,489 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,578 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 34,654 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,111 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,369 messages
Top Member Sum: 209 hours, 41 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 47 hours, 44 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 44 hours, 32 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 40 hours, 8 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 39 hours, 16 minutes
5th. @glass grotto: 38 hours, 1 minute
Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 56 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 201 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 35 hours, 16 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&work
You cannot work for 36 minutes and 48 seconds.
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 1 minute.
&work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
918
&work
You cannot work for 43 minutes and 11 seconds.
😶
&crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
206 when you fell over.
&bal
Wallet: ⏣ 30,883
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,240 (95.4%)
Net: ⏣ 585,883
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
203 .
pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
pls work
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls rich
🥇 12,170,557,998 - ˞abbie˞#0001 
🥈 9,202,904,302 - minecraft fox#5927
🥉 4,768,268,012 - IRONMAN#3521
🔹 4,605,394,133 - cyaintu#7777
🔹 4,457,702,479 - el 18⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚#2160
&work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
652 for all your items.
&work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
518
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655964356:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
518 to your bank!
&work
You work as a police officer and earn
672
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&blackjack all
Result: Dealer bust
1,089

Value: 19

Value: 23
&bal
&blackjack 500
Result: Win
750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 6
&blackjack 500
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 19
&blackjack
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&blackjack 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 10
&bal
&roulette 500
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 600 red
You have placed a bet of
600 on red.
The ball landed on: black 4!
No Winners :(
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 58,984 messages
1st. @compact sentinel: 14,176 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,120 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,957 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,529 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,202 messages
Top Channel Sum: 237,111 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 92,580 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,899 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 35,146 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,114 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,372 messages
Top Member Sum: 210 hours, 16 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 47 hours, 44 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 44 hours, 32 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 40 hours, 8 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 39 hours, 51 minutes
5th. @glass grotto: 38 hours, 1 minute
Top Channel Sum: 331 hours, 6 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 201 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 35 hours, 16 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #851421771181326377: 22 hours, 20 minutes
&roulette 1200 red
You have placed a bet of
1,200 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
You have placed a bet of
1,128 on red.
The ball landed on: red 1!
Winners:
@supple patrol won
2256
Pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@supple patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
@supple patrol You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls alert
Our second open beta is now available. 
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
@supple patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls job hause
@supple patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Nevermind
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
&crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
&crime
Kinga rises from the dead to see you attempting to do crime. She's disappointed. She takes back
832 and leaves without a single word.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
&work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
368
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
&work
You become a game developer and raised
765 for charity.
&crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
3,155
&work
You work all day at the factory
516
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655970494:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
Just take the
245 and go...
&dep all
Deposited
1,568 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
440,470
440,470
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 8 hours.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
649 strewn about between the seats!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655971612:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
746 to your bank!
&work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
794
&dep all
Deposited
794 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655972104:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls daily
⏣ 49,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 44 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @slate shore. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4464! 23000 + ⏣ 4464 an hour
Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,837 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
Prestige 3




(93%)
22h and 18m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(98%)




(42 / 100)
Level 2
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What color was next to the word giant?
@slate shore What color was next to the word panda?
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore What color was next to the word china?
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- You lost your :padlock: Padlock
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 541 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
6
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (6) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
9
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 9. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Part 7: Steel Ball Run
Which part from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga is about a horse race across America?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655968864:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 9 minutes.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,837 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655973741:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
pls vote
pls use box
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
pls use daily
You don't own this item??
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
pls use daily box
You don't own this item??
pls daily
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 56 minutes and 23 seconds
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls beg
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Seaweed (⏣ 800)
Total: ⏣ 800 (220% multi)
You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 800
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
A drunk man pays you
814 to walk backwards.
&work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
363
&dep
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
363 to your bank!
pls use daily
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
453
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655980155:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 9 minutes and 26 seconds
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
&work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
724.
pls top
🥇 9,202,904,302 - minecraft fox#5927
🥈 4,768,583,584 - IRONMAN#3521
🥉 4,605,394,133 - cyaintu#7777
🔹 4,462,870,104 - el 18⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚#2160
🔹 2,095,398,540 - Δ◈≛⁑⁋ḭ⍋Σ℟⁑≛◈Δ#1157 
&work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
436
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
pls vote
&work
You work as a snake milker and earn
392
&dep all
Deposited
845 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655988990:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,837 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

You flee and live to tell your story
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 25,000
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,080, I wonder who left that up there
Pls beg
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,442. Nice!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Blinkmoth Infusion
In "Magic: The Gathering", what instant card has the highest converted mana cost?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Board Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655985510:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,788 for an hour of work.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
& work
You work as a comedian and earn
923
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655993892:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
400
&work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
359!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655996177:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
359 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
Pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@livid pivot You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
@livid pivot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pong! 299ms
&work
You develop games and earn
281.
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't hit the ball.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
886 for your team winning!
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You develop games for a living and earn
429.
&bal
&work
&dep all
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
261
Deposited
429 to your bank!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1656001221:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 20 minutes and 58 seconds.
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls beg
Pl
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
892 .
Pls search
You found ⏣ 6,602, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Fake ID!
&dep all
Deposited
2,724 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
646,122
646,122
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 59,335 messages
1st. @compact sentinel: 14,184 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,120 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,988 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,750 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,293 messages
Top Channel Sum: 239,357 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 94,046 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,233 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 35,430 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,160 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,488 messages
Top Member Sum: 210 hours, 16 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 47 hours, 44 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 44 hours, 32 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 40 hours, 8 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 39 hours, 51 minutes
5th. @glass grotto: 38 hours, 1 minute
Top Channel Sum: 332 hours, 19 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 201 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 36 hours, 28 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #851421771181326377: 22 hours, 21 minutes
Pls bankrob @compact sentinel

Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
!levels
Here you go! 
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
leetify
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lenny
you know what lenny is, everyone does.
mock
Mock the stupid stuff your friend says!
owo
owo whats this
partyfrog
Make the bot say whatever you want in party frog form!
penis
how big peepee
rankthot
See how thot you are (can be used in an official capacity)
waifu
See how good of a waifu you are
Pls Lenny
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls owo
OwO
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls simprate @slate shore
Tip: We've got well over 200 commands, have you tried them all?
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
aiden13 is 99% simp
Give me text to mock, not specifically a person
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls mock yea
yEa
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pEnIs
Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
kju
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
476.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1656003409:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,525 to your bank!
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
203.
&dep all
Deposited
203 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1656004207:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,837 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
Pls scout
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,534.
Pls beg
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,282. Nice!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
15
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 13. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 500 coins.
What breed of dog was Marley in the film "Marley & Me" (2008)?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Film
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1656000743:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
757 strewn about between the seats!
cheeese
Pls monthly
@unkempt ginkgo You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
@unkempt ginkgo Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls pet




(24%)
11h and 30m until empty




(88%)
1d and 18h until empty




(0%)




(97%)
11h and until empty




(52%)




(15 / 100)
Level 7
You paid ⏣ 3,125 to wash JaiBalayya.
@unkempt ginkgo JaiBalayya leveled up! 6 → 7
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
&work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
986
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1656008449:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You went to work and gained
721
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @deft escarp. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1507! 12000 + ⏣ 1507 an hour
@deft escarp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,507 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls daily
@deft escarp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 28,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 31 minutes and 54 seconds
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls vote
Pls simprate @deft escarp
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
MrInvisible is 73% simp
Pls kill @deft escarp
MrInvisible dies of starvation.
Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,316
Pls beg
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,687, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,267, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls use banknots
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 449,749
⏣ 4,891,699
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls dep all
⏣ 302,212
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,807,769
Pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1645240291:R>
@mental birch You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 15 minutes and 55 seconds
Pls alert
Our second open beta is now available. 
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
415!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1656010624:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
511 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
940
&crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
805
&blackjack 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 26

Value: 3
&blackjack all
Result: Win
612

Value: 20

Value: 17
&bal
&blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 19

Value: 26
&blackjack 600
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
&blackjack 500
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
&roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
The ball landed on: black 35!
Winners:
@supple patrol won
1000
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
You have placed a bet of
1,724 on red.
The ball landed on: red 32!
Winners:
@supple patrol won
3448
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
The ball landed on: red 3!
No Winners :(
F
&work
You make a living selling weed for
561 a day
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
322.
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
&store
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
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@supple patrol
@wicked vine You have an unread alert! Type
Daily Box
Coins
⏣ 31,140

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