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[gleaming pumice]

?whois

[keen spire]

Sven ♡#4322

@gleaming pumice

Joined

Thu, Dec 9, 2021 11:00 AM

Registered

Fri, Aug 18, 2017 1:17 PM

Roles [34]

<@&877616628043501598> <@&885471715130474566> <@&798113242937425930> <@&798109942409461761> <@&798110128624762901> <@&797095213297958923> <@&797092436366589973> <@&722380794802339850> <@&722380697909854220> <@&722380859218329642> <@&722380606155259994> <@&891676171962564628> <@&722478847815188630> <@&719219782221692949> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&733424855038296064> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&910499162628440114> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&850678679121166347> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219> <@&907214888068329532> <@&937682879004176384>

ID: 348093080949358592 · Jun 20, 2022, 1:19 PM

[novel dagger]

&Crime

[spice ruin]

__a_b__#6661

You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 34 seconds.

[novel dagger]

&work

[spice ruin]

__a_b__#6661

You cannot work for 31 minutes and 34 seconds.

[warm wharf]

Reminder @deft escarp: work

Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.

[deft escarp]

&work

[spice ruin]

MrInvisible#6691

You develop games and earn 215.

Reply #636067

[deft escarp]

&crime

[spice ruin]

MrInvisible#6691

You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 22 seconds.

[deft escarp]

&collect income

[spice ruin]

MrInvisible#6691

You can next collect income in 31 minutes and 46 seconds.

[deft escarp]

?whois

[keen spire]

MrInvisible#6691

@deft escarp

Joined

Sun, Sep 19, 2021 4:15 PM

Registered

Sun, Aug 9, 2020 9:58 AM

Roles [20]

<@&891676171962564628> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&768417739777507328> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&850678679121166347> <@&722433469275177001> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722433551173419119> <@&722433654739173377> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219> <@&907214888068329532>

ID: 741958622149476372 · Jun 20, 2022, 1:56 PM

[deft escarp]

?whois @wind gale

[keen spire]

Adeias#9969

@wind gale

Joined

Sat, Feb 26, 2022 4:25 PM

Registered

Mon, Dec 28, 2020 7:39 AM

Roles [15]

<@&937463286901915718> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&768417739777507328> <@&733424855038296064> <@&732632662661005332> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&816339902765334539> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&722433578771808298> <@&722534621484679219>

ID: 793020165729943612 · Jun 20, 2022, 1:56 PM

[wind gale]

hm

[deft escarp]

Srry for the ping lol

[warm wharf]

Reminder @worldly dirge: w

[spice ruin]

OPStellar#8399

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 716 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 674

Reply #73

[warm wharf]

Reminder @worldly dirge: c

Reminder @deft escarp: incomd

[deft escarp]

&collect income

[spice ruin]

MrInvisible#6691

You can next collect income in 13 minutes and 44 seconds.

[worldly dirge]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Deposited 4,130 to your bank!

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You can next collect income in 1 minute and 4 seconds.

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You can next collect income in 11 minutes and 29 seconds.

[worldly dirge]

-remind 12m c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 12 minutes from now (<t:1655735306:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

Reminder @deft escarp: work

[deft escarp]

&work

[spice ruin]

MrInvisible#6691

You cannot work for 1 hour and 38 minutes.

[deft escarp]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[novel dagger]

&crime

[spice ruin]

__a_b__#6661

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you 1,475 to help him out.

Reply #636255

[novel dagger]

&work

[spice ruin]

__a_b__#6661

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 934

Reply #45

[warm wharf]

Reminder @worldly dirge: c

[worldly dirge]

&dep al

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Invalid <amount or all> argument given.

Usage:
deposit <amount or all>

[worldly dirge]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You don't have any money to deposit.

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You can next collect income in 17 minutes and 21 seconds.

[worldly dirge]

-remind 18m c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 18 minutes from now (<t:1655736680:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[left coral]

&work

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 753

Reply #204081

[ocean condor]

&work

[spice ruin]

✦ Dice ✦#2513

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 426 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[ocean condor]

&bal

[spice ruin]

✦ Dice ✦#2513

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

552

Bank:

4,788

Total:

5,340

Jun 20, 2022, 2:34 PM

[ocean condor]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

✦ Dice ✦#2513

Deposited 552 to your bank!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 450

Reply #20

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655743625:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 514 to your bank!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @wind gale: w

Reminder @worldly dirge: c

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 913 😃

Reply #636401

[compact sentinel]

&collect-income

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)

[compact sentinel]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Deposited 1,014 to your bank!

[compact sentinel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

617,434

Total:

617,434

Jun 20, 2022, 2:52 PM

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 56,946 messages

1st. @viscid inlet: 14,050 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 12,710 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,447 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,566 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,173 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 235,036 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 92,657 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,335 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 31,829 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,067 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,148 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 2:51 PM

[worldly dirge]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Deposited 34 to your bank!

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You can next collect income in 2 minutes and 9 seconds.

[worldly dirge]

-remind 3m c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 3 minutes from now (<t:1655736934:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[wind gale]

&work

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 627

Reply #54

[wind gale]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655744044:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

Reminder @worldly dirge: c

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)

[worldly dirge]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.

[worldly dirge]

-remind 2d c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1655909775:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

Reminder @flint abyss: collect

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 188 to your bank!

[flint abyss]

&collect

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)

[flint abyss]

-remind 2d collect

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1655909932:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&lb

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. AA.#6666 • 3,728,123
2. Aulys#5868 • 2,245,576
3. Mbs0607#0001 • 2,228,813
4. michasia#6442 • 2,050,535
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 1,944,823
6. quik#5071 • 1,840,326
7. ombri#5658 • 1,303,788
8. TheMax#7378 • 1,239,817
9. Sude#2397 • 1,193,358
10. Syrme#9867 • 1,190,934

Page 1/3093 • Your leaderboard rank: 1st

[inland gazelle]

&work

[spice ruin]

HERO#2422

You get a commission request, the payment is 216.

Reply #636379

[warm wharf]

Reminder @wind gale: c

[inland gazelle]

&collect

[spice ruin]

HERO#2422

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)

[wind gale]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)

[inland gazelle]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

HERO#2422

Deposited 699 to your bank!

[wind gale]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.

[inland gazelle]

&bal

[spice ruin]

HERO#2422

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

699

Total:

699

Jun 20, 2022, 3:01 PM

[wind gale]

-remind 2d c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1655910096:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[wind gale]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

Deposited 10,750 to your bank!

[wind gale]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

208,746

Total:

208,746

Jun 20, 2022, 3:01 PM

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 918.

Reply #636060

[pearl dragon]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Deposited 947 to your bank!

[pearl dragon]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

420,779

Total:

420,779

Jun 20, 2022, 3:19 PM

[pearl dragon]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)

[pearl dragon]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

425,842

Total:

425,842

Jun 20, 2022, 3:19 PM

[lucid sentinel]

sus

[delicate tree]

wh

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 57,312 messages

1st. @viscid inlet: 14,050 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 13,021 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,501 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,566 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,174 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 235,647 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 92,738 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,536 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 32,098 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,103 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,172 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 3:46 PM

[novel dagger]

&crime

[spice ruin]

__a_b__#6661

You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 31 seconds.

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You cannot work for 41 minutes and 7 seconds.

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 57,469 messages

1st. @viscid inlet: 14,050 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 13,173 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,503 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,566 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,177 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 235,890 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 92,780 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,546 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 32,250 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,115 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,199 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 4:09 PM

[rustic charm]

&crime

[spice ruin]

MarvelMagician#3269

You steal 755 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[rustic charm]

&collect

[spice ruin]

MarvelMagician#3269

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)

[rustic charm]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

MarvelMagician#3269

Deposited 755 to your bank!

Moxxie#6027

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 318

Reply #54

Moxxie#6027

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)

Moxxie#6027

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

26,905

Bank:

25,448

Total:

52,353

Jun 20, 2022, 4:29 PM

Moxxie#6027

This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.

Moxxie#6027

Deposited 26,905 to your bank!

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 937

Reply #636349

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You clean off the chairs and get paid 512

Reply #636336

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655750899:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 1,254 to your bank!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @wind gale: w

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You cannot work for 23 minutes and 56 seconds.

[zealous lion]

&work

[spice ruin]

Gibbus#9914

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 777

Reply #5

[zealous lion]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Gibbus#9914

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 127

Reply #636151

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

wolfie 🐾#0001

Taxes collected! You have gained 694

Reply #636506

[zealous lion]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Gibbus#9914

Deposited 721 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

wolfie 🐾#0001

Deposited 9,936 to your bank!

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 358

Reply #41

[oblique grail]

&help

[spice ruin]

Command List
https://unb.gg/commands

Support Server
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[wind gale]

& work

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 798

Reply #636328

[wind gale]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655754053:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[oblique grail]

&work

[spice ruin]

Lollipop804#3960

You work as a janitor and earn 862

Reply #74

[oblique grail]

&depall

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Lollipop804#3960

Deposited 862 to your bank!

[quasi void]

!give-xp @oak rose 5000

[umbral tartan]

5,000 XP has been given to Aulys

[quasi void]

!give-xp @tawdry gulch 2500

[umbral tartan]

2,500 XP has been given to Richardial!

[quasi void]

!give-xp 2500 @compact sentinel

[umbral tartan]

Invalid command usage, try using it like:
!give-xp [member] [amount]

Arguments:
member: User mention (@User)
amount: Positive integer

[quasi void]

&add-money @oak rose 2500

[spice ruin]

Zelivek#6161

Added 2,500 to @oak rose's cash balance.

[quasi void]

!give-xp @compact sentinel 2500

[umbral tartan]

2,500 XP has been given to Makoto Watanabe

[quasi void]

&add-money @tawdry gulch 1000

[spice ruin]

Zelivek#6161

Added 1,000 to @tawdry gulch's cash balance.

[quasi void]

&add-money @compact sentinel 1000

[spice ruin]

Zelivek#6161

Added 1,000 to @compact sentinel's cash balance.

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You found 381 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[tawdry gulch]

[leaden oxide]

&work

[spice ruin]

Arjun#9632

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 768.

Reply #636057

[leaden oxide]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Arjun#9632

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 51 fine

Reply #636215

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[leaden oxide]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Arjun#9632

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)

[leaden oxide]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Arjun#9632

Deposited 799 to your bank!

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

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Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 7:15 PM

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 693 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655760120:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 874 to your bank!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @wind gale: w

[wind gale]

&work

[spice ruin]

Adeias#9969

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 752

Reply #36

[wind gale]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655761280:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[naive thicket]

@slate shore

[deep ice]

pls use newplayerpack

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

Y337n3ss's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[deep ice]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[deep ice]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Y337n3ss's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,677 for your funny efforts.

[left coral]

&work

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

You milk a cow for 680

Reply #41924

[left coral]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

Deposited 1,433 to your bank!

[deep ice]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

4chan
Yes these 4chan posts come from reddit. Get over it, reddit is better.
antiantijoke
not not even funny
antijoke
not even funny
blacktwitter
It isnt racist, its just funny
chucknorris
Let's learn about God
comics
See some s1ck new comics from the past week
create
Make some hot new memes on your own!
discordmeme
A random Discord-themed meme!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 3

[deep ice]

pls discordmeme

[visual comet]

Random Discord Meme

Y337n3ss#9888 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[deep ice]

pls antiantijoke

[visual comet]

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

John. He’s a friend of mine, and he doesn’t know where his car is. Little does he know that I’ve stolen it. Heh-heh.

👍 64 | 💬 2

[deep ice]

pls xkcd

[visual comet]

Comic #470 The End is Not for a While

I THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.

https://xkcd.com

[deep ice]

pls abandon i make bots to destroy everyone else's fun in online games

[deep ice]

pls guess 69

[visual comet]

You've got 9 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 69. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.

[deep ice]

69

[visual comet]

not this time, 8 attempts left and 4 hints left.

[deep ice]

35

[visual comet]

not this time, 7 attempts left and 4 hints left.

[deep ice]

hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (35) was too low
You've got 7 attempts left and 3 hints left.

[deep ice]

45

[visual comet]

not this time, 6 attempts left and 3 hints left.

[deep ice]

55

[visual comet]

not this time, 5 attempts left and 3 hints left.

[deep ice]

hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (55) was too low
You've got 5 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[deep ice]

60

[visual comet]

not this time, 4 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[deep ice]

hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (60) was too high
You've got 4 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[deep ice]

56

[visual comet]

not this time, 3 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[deep ice]

57

[visual comet]

not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 936

Reply #636494

[deep ice]

58

[visual comet]

not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.

[deep ice]

59

[visual comet]

Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 59. Enjoy your 500 coins.

[deep ice]

pls 8ball will i graduate this year?

[visual comet]

🎱 sure, I literally couldn't care less

[deep ice]

pls gif yay

[visual comet]

First Result for "yay" on GIPHY

[deep ice]

pls owo

[visual comet]

OwO

[deep ice]

pls kill @visual comet

[visual comet]

Dank Memer was scooped by Y337n3ss and their innards are now Ennard.

[deep ice]

pls leetify abcdefghijklmnopqustuvwxyz

[visual comet]

48cD3FGh1Jklmn0Pkw57uvwXyz

[wanton locust]

&shop

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Store

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - After Eight

<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Coming Soon

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Frutti Di Mare

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - GX Classic

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Hackerman

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Lambda

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Pay-To-Win

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Purple Haze

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Rose Quartz

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Ultraviolet

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

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[deep ice]

pls roast @visual comet

[visual comet]

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.

[deep ice]

pls simprate

[visual comet]

simp r8 machine

You are 97% simp

[deep ice]

pls kill @deep ice

[visual comet]

Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.

[deep ice]

pls kill @visual comet

[visual comet]

Y337n3ss kills Dank Memer with kindness

[deep ice]

pls say SUBALUWA

[visual comet]

SUBALUWA

• Y337n3ss#9888

[slate shore]

Pls kill @deep ice

[visual comet]

After a struggle, Y337n3ss kills aiden13

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[deep ice]

pls say - Y337n3ss#9888

[visual comet]

• Y337n3ss#9888

• Y337n3ss#9888

[slate shore]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)

You are #280,622 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

Pls say Aiden is not gay

[visual comet]

Aiden is not gay

• aiden13#5152

[wanton locust]

pls kill me

[visual comet]

Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.

@wanton locust You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[wanton locust]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)

You are #280,662 to view this alert!

[wanton locust]

idc

[slate shore]

Wow

Pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!

aiden13's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Beyoncé

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,626 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,118)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the air

You looked up in the air, and found nothing. You then died because you forgot to breathe the air you were looking at.

no stonks 4 u

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[slate shore]

Pls account

Pls dep

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

@slate shore what are you depositing, idiot

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 32,001
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,360 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 544,001

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:03 PM

[slate shore]

Pls dep 5360

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 5,360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 26,641

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 5,360

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Jun 20, 2022, 9:03 PM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 18.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[wanton locust]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the couch

You found ⏣ 1,693, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,164)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Emilia Clarke

"ew no"

Imagine begging LMAO

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,048 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,408)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the dumpster

You found ⏣ 1,972, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Cookie!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,356)

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 6,042.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a The Letter!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 4,154)

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Drake

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Hannah Montana

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,508"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,037)

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 24 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,860.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,654)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,674
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 5,600 (95.7%)
Net: ⏣ 558,034

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:05 PM

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[wanton locust]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

minihk16's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 53 minutes and 51 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 375)

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the soul's chamber

Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 2,058.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Bank Note!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,415)

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Lady Gaga

"lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the bank

While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.

no stonks 4 u

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,924

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,698)

[wanton locust]

pls account

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 15,093
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 6,200 (86.5%)
Net: ⏣ 32,453

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:07 PM

[wanton locust]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

minihk16's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 42,389
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,720 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,554,389

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:08 PM

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the tree

You found ⏣ 2,215, why were you even looking in a tree?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,523)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Elon Musk

"Sorry, I just don't have money to spare"

Imagine begging LMAO

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Logan Paul

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls buy

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 24 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the basement

You found ⏣ 1,850, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,272)

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls kill @wanton locust

[visual comet]

aiden13 hired me to kill you, but I don't want to! minihk16

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

T-Series

"HAHAHAHA no"

Imagine begging LMAO

[visual comet]

Beyoncé

"No I already gave money to the last beggar"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls search

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 4,743.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,261)

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the area51

You found ⏣ 2,193, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,508)

[slate shore]

Pls kill @wanton locust

[visual comet]

minihk16 died from a swift kick to the brain.

[slate shore]

LOL

[wanton locust]

pls kill aidens mom

[visual comet]

do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them

[slate shore]

Pls kill @slate shore

[visual comet]

Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.

[wanton locust]

pls kill @slate shore

[visual comet]

aiden13 died from eating too much bread :/

Tip: Did you know we have a website? https://dankmemer.lol/

[slate shore]

Pls give 5,000 @wanton locust

[visual comet]

Please use 'trade' command instead

Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user

[slate shore]

Pls trade @wanton locust

[visual comet]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

[slate shore]

5000 coins

Pls 5000 coins

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the area51

You found ⏣ 1,792, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,232)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Markiplier

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,191"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 819)

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,034
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 7,760 (69.1%)
Net: ⏣ 42,394

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:13 PM

[wanton locust]

pls balance

[visual comet]

minihk16's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 46,432
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,558,432

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:13 PM

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the pantry

You found ⏣ 1,709, luckily you didn't eat them

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,175)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Joe Montana

"alright thot, be gone now"

Imagine begging LMAO

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the dresser

You found ⏣ 1,543, good thing the panty fairy visited!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,061)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Elon Musk

"I only give money to my mommy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 2,263, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Life Saver!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,556)

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 890

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 612)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Elon Musk

"nope, nothing for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the attic

You found ⏣ 2,660, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,829)

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 31,666
Bank: ⏣ 5,360 / 9,320 (57.5%)
Net: ⏣ 99,026

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:14 PM

[slate shore]

Pls withdraw

[visual comet]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

@slate shore how much are you withdrawing, dummy

[slate shore]

Pls withdraw all

[visual comet]

Withdrawn

⏣ 5,360

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 37,026

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 4,641.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,191)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Bongo Cat

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls mug @visual comet

Lol

[wanton locust]

pls search

[visual comet]

minihk16 searched the bus

You found ⏣ 1,552, but its covered in old gum...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,067)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the car

You found ⏣ 701, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 482)

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

minihk16's Rock (bob) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 59m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Phineas and Ferb

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging LMAO

[visual comet]

Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[wanton locust]

bob

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 4,708.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,237)

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 47,076
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,640 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 109,076

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:16 PM

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

That tiktok star that shows a little too much booty

"pull urself up by your bootstraps scrub"

Imagine begging LMAO

[wanton locust]

Bob

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the bus

You found ⏣ 1,290, but its covered in old gum...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 887)

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 48,366
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 11,480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 110,366

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:17 PM

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 25s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[wanton locust]

pls balance

[visual comet]

minihk16's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 417
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,800 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,512,417

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:17 PM

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Gordon Ramsay

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 151"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 104)

[wanton locust]

pls beg

[visual comet]

NotARSenic

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,092"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 751)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the soul's chamber

Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 1,719.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,182)

[slate shore]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

aiden13's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 50,236
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 12,080 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 112,236

😏 · Jun 20, 2022, 9:18 PM

[wanton locust]

pls rock

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

aiden13's Rock :Rock:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
7h and 59m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)

Experience

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

minihk16's Rock (bob) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 57m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(99%)
7h and 57m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug bob, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

You didn't give a valid response, so your rock currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!

[slate shore]

Aiden junior

Pls pet

[visual comet]

aiden13's Rock (My pet) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 58m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

[slate shore]

My pet

Pls pet

[visual comet]

aiden13's Rock (My pet) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 58m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

minihk16's Rock (bob) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 56m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(99%)
7h and 56m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug bob, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

aiden13's Rock (My pet) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 57m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(99%)
7h and 56m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug My pet, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

minihk16's Rock (bob) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 54m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(99%)
7h and 54m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[compact sentinel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

620,380

Total:

620,380

Jun 20, 2022, 9:22 PM

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 714!

Reply #636316

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655767344:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[compact sentinel]

-remind 2h work

[wanton locust]

&bal

[spice ruin]

minihk16#9107

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,165

Bank:

0

Total:

2,165

Jun 20, 2022, 9:22 PM

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655767349:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 750 to your bank!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,316

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 905)

[slate shore]

Pls kill @flint abyss

[visual comet]

AA. dies from dabbing too hard

[wanton locust]

&work

[spice ruin]

minihk16#9107

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 768!

Reply #635882

[flint abyss]

😢

[slate shore]

L bozo

Imagine dieing

Pls kill @spice ruin

[visual comet]

UnbelievaBoat eats too much copypasta and explodes

[slate shore]

Pls kill @visual comet

[visual comet]

aiden13 Alt+F4'd Dank Memer.exe!

[slate shore]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

bozo

L

u died

[flint abyss]

pls kill @slate shore

[visual comet]

AA. slips bleach into aiden13's lemonade.

@flint abyss You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[flint abyss]

😼

[slate shore]

Pls mug @flint abyss

[flint abyss]

a.

[slate shore]

Pls kidnap @flint abyss

[flint abyss]

pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

@flint abyss You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

gay r8 machine

aiden13 is 40% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

||I’m not gay||

Pls howgay @flint abyss

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

AA. is 96% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[flint abyss]

FUCK

[slate shore]

Lol

[spice ruin]

OPStellar#8399

You milk a cow for 874

Reply #41924

New roulette game started!

:check: You have placed a bet of 1,000 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[spice ruin]

The ball landed on red 32

No winners

New roulette game started!

:check: You have placed a bet of 590 on black

Time remaining: 10 seconds after each bet (maximum 1 minute)

[spice ruin]

The ball landed on red 7

No winners

[visual comet]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 28 minutes and 27 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq

gay r8 machine

bip bop, bip? is 15% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

What are you then

Pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

aiden13 is 12% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

I’m less haha

Pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands

gay r8 machine

bip bop, bip? is 55% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

LOL

Pls howgay @nocturne bayom

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

MYM is 12% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[warm wharf]

Reminder @wind gale: w

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 58,263 messages

1st. @viscid inlet: 14,050 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 13,924 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,537 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,572 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,180 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 238,201 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 93,979 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,714 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 33,038 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,146 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,324 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 219 hours, 15 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 57 hours, 14 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 52 hours, 6 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 37 hours, 28 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 2 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 25 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 338 hours, 54 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 212 hours, 53 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 31 hours, 39 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
​

Quick Links

View Dashboard | Documentation | Support | Upgrade

Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 9:42 PM

[fallen pollen]

&shop

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Store

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>500,000 - Meme Contest Pass

A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>1,500,000 - Custom Role

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.

Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>2,500,000 - Nitro Classic

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>4,500,000 - Nitro Boost

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>5,000,000 - 20$ Eneba voucher

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

Page 4/4

[fallen pollen]

&leaderboard

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

21. DugsMicha#6533 • 301,401
22. v1cmak26#2126 • 255,240
23. CSX#0708 • 237,847
24. Alex.ninja#3399 • 227,478
25. MatthewM#7532 • 219,903
26. ItsHydra#8281 • 216,773
27. Hzero#0179 • 212,136
28. Adeias#9969 • 211,954
29. 701828979463684106 • 207,270
30. iamcomefromthailand#3393 • 176,499

Page 3/3095

[fallen pollen]

&work

[spice ruin]

ItzMeZenith#8690

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 661 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[fallen pollen]

&work

[spice ruin]

ItzMeZenith#8690

You cannot work for 2 hours.

[fallen pollen]

&crime

[spice ruin]

ItzMeZenith#8690

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 178

Reply #636099

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 58,392 messages

1st. @compact sentinel: 14,051 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,050 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,537 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,574 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,180 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 238,482 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 94,084 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,761 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 33,166 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 21,147 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,324 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 219 hours, 31 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 57 hours, 14 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 52 hours, 6 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 37 hours, 29 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 2 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 40 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 340 hours, 15 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 212 hours, 53 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 33 hours
4th. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
​

Quick Links

View Dashboard | Documentation | Support | Upgrade

Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 9:53 PM

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the garage

You found ⏣ 2,065, the garage is full of treasures

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,420)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

B Simpson

"I would not share with the likes of you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[slate shore]

Pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[slate shore]

Pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[slate shore]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Command no longer works, use trade command
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 7

[slate shore]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streaks or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[slate shore]

Pls work house wife

[visual comet]

@slate shore Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 4,148 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,852)

[slate shore]

Pls shop hunt rifle

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

**Hunting Rifle** (0 owned)

This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

BUY - ⏣ 25,000
SELL - ⏣ 4,167
TRADE - ⏣ 14,000 (374,804 traded today)

Rarity

Common

Type

Tool

ID

huntingrifle

Part Of

- 'Total Tool' Bundle

[slate shore]

Pls buy hunt rifle

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 58m and 43s until you can work again!

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the area51

You found ⏣ 1,879, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Normie Box!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,292)

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

aiden13's Rock (My pet) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(96%)
23h and until empty

Hygiene

(98%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(98%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(87%)
6h and 58m until empty

Love

(95%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat My pet.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[slate shore]

Pls bankrob @visual comet

Pls adventure

[visual comet]

Adventures!

Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.

In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.

Go explore space!

[visual comet]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[marble briar]

pls bank

[slate shore]

Pls pls crime

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed MURDER

You were holding the gun upside down and killed yourself! Imagine being this stupid!

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 23m and 49s until you can work again!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Guess you are too scared

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 4,273 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,938)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Miley Cyrus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,137"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 782)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the crawlspace

You found ⏣ 1,962, why are you in your crawl space?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,349)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 2,381

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,637)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,306 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,273)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 3,565

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,451)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed CYBER BULLYING

You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

Pls pp

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

aiden13 is 46% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

No

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 18% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 19% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 22% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 94% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 68% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 51% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 70% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 39% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 95% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @visual comet

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

Dank Memer is 7% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[slate shore]

Pls howgay @slate shore

[visual comet]

gay r8 machine

aiden13 is 99% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[tepid inlet]

Pls howgay @tepid inlet

[visual comet]

@tepid inlet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

gay r8 machine

Crypto115 is 47% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 36 seconds.

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

Reminder @compact sentinel: work

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 257

Reply #636439

[compact sentinel]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Deposited 398 to your bank!

[compact sentinel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

620,778

Total:

620,778

Jun 20, 2022, 11:22 PM

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You work as a starving college student, you found 792 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

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Command s?stats top · Jun 20, 2022, 11:22 PM

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655774584:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 1,032 to your bank!

[plucky coral]

Pls howgay @[pls] Dank Memer

[visual comet]

@plucky coral You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

gay r8 machine

@[pls] Dank Memer is 87% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[plucky coral]

Pls howgay @[pls] Dank Memer

[visual comet]

@plucky coral You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

gay r8 machine

@[pls] Dank Memer is 93% gay :gay_pride_flag:

[plucky coral]

bruh

[vapid root]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

@vapid root You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Legend_Senpaii_'s Daily Coins

⏣ 35,500 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 53 minutes and 6 seconds

Streak: 28 days (+⏣ 10,500)

[vapid root]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Our second open beta is now available.

The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2

You are #4,947 to view this alert!

[vapid root]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 35,500

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 279,557

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[vapid root]

u should copy the words

[slate shore]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[vapid root]

it's a kind of cheating but who cares

[slate shore]

Pls buy phone

[visual comet]

Successful Cell Phone purchase

@rare heron bought 1x Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 3,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

Pls use phone

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[slate shore]

P

[visual comet]

On the phone with the Police
AIDEN13 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[slate shore]

Uh oh

Pls use phone

[visual comet]

@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[slate shore]

P

[visual comet]

On the phone with the Police
AIDEN13 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[slate shore]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[slate shore]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[slate shore]

Pls bankrob @vapid root

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[vapid root]

Get a life

[slate shore]

Pls buy rifle

[visual comet]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@rare heron bought 1x Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[slate shore]

Pls sell duck

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 5,601

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,851)

[slate shore]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Our second open beta is now available.

The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2

You are #5,646 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

Pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,231

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,534)

[slate shore]

Pls new job

Pls kill me

[visual comet]

Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.

[slate shore]

@visual comet

Pls crime

[visual comet]

aiden13 committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,724 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,873)

[slate shore]

Pls search

[visual comet]

aiden13 searched the shoe

You found ⏣ 1,604, why was this in your shoe lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,103)

[slate shore]

Pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[slate shore]

Pls magik @tepid jetty

[tepid jetty]

&work

[spice ruin]

Problas#0001

You work as an engineer and earn 963

Reply #71

[quick osprey]

&work

[tepid jetty]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

You milk a cow for 964

Reply #41924

Problas#0001

Deposited 10,272 to your bank!

[tepid jetty]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Problas#0001

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)

[quick osprey]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

-3,274

Bank:

19,854

Total:

16,580

Jun 21, 2022, 12:46 AM

[quick osprey]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

Kinga rises from the dead to see you attempting to do crime. She's disappointed. She takes back 3,647 and leaves without a single word.

Reply #3086440

[tepid jetty]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Problas#0001

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

559,193

Total:

559,193

Jun 21, 2022, 12:47 AM

[slate shore]

Pls magik @quick osprey

[slate shore]

Pls magik @spice ruin

[tepid jetty]

Also don't ping people

Use ids

[slate shore]

?

[tepid jetty]

pls magik 988135343591133225

[slate shore]

Ok

How do I find Id

[tepid jetty]

Settings > behavior > enable Dev

[carmine salmon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 794, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[carmine salmon]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Deposited 7,372 to your bank!

[carmine salmon]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)

[carmine salmon]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

148,415

Total:

148,415

Jun 21, 2022, 12:49 AM

[slate shore]

I can’t find it

@tepid jetty

[misty token]

&work

[spice ruin]

Q_sheld0n#3333

You develop games and earn 585.

Reply #636067

[knotty lantern]

Pls magik

[viscid inlet]

s?t

[rare dew]

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Command s?stats top · Jun 21, 2022, 1:10 AM

[knotty lantern]

Pls magik 687522640147120136

[ripe quest]

pls magik

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You sell V-bucks and make 872!

Reply #636520

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655781796:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 1,146 to your bank!

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You work as a space lawyer and earn 315

Reply #6

[flint abyss]

s?t

[rare dew]

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Top Channel Sum: 334 hours, 3 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 206 hours, 11 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 34 hours, 40 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
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Command s?stats top · Jun 21, 2022, 2:05 AM

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 352

Reply #635873

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 58,402 messages

1st. @viscid inlet: 14,052 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 13,689 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 12,116 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,379 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,166 messages
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Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 234,173 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 92,555 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 72,749 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 33,538 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,828 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,503 messages
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Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 213 hours, 13 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 53 hours, 25 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 49 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 37 hours, 29 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 2 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 59 minutes
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Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 334 hours, 3 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 206 hours, 11 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 34 hours, 40 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
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Command s?stats top · Jun 21, 2022, 2:11 AM

[grim geyser]

pls magik

[visual comet]

You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 808.

Reply #636443

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655789022:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[flint abyss]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

AA.#6666

Deposited 3,003 to your bank!

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore What color was next to the word stay?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Zara_27#4326

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 374

Reply #73

[slate shore]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[quick osprey]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you 955

Reply #636386

[quick osprey]

&work

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 575 😃

Reply #636401

[quick osprey]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Fork#8060

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

-5,352

Bank:

19,854

Total:

14,502

Jun 21, 2022, 3:36 AM

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 427

Reply #11

[pearl dragon]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Deposited 1,128 to your bank!

[pearl dragon]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

426,970

Total:

426,970

Jun 21, 2022, 4:17 AM

[pearl dragon]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You can next collect income in 1 day and 10 hours.

[compact sentinel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

You work as a human statue and earn 844

Reply #58

[compact sentinel]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Deposited 2,930 to your bank!

[compact sentinel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Makoto Watanabe#4292

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

624,635

Total:

624,635

Jun 21, 2022, 4:39 AM

[compact sentinel]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 59,152 messages

1st. @compact sentinel: 14,183 messages
2nd. @viscid inlet: 14,052 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 12,322 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,379 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,216 messages
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Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 235,345 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 92,650 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,471 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 33,892 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,829 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,503 messages
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Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 213 hours, 13 minutes

1st. @naive thicket: 53 hours, 25 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 49 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 37 hours, 29 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 37 hours, 2 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 59 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 334 hours, 3 minutes

1st. #851421535642320906: 206 hours, 11 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #827079182881783808: 34 hours, 40 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 29 hours, 24 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
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Command s?stats top · Jun 21, 2022, 4:38 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[wanton locust]

pls pet

[visual comet]

minihk16's Rock (bob) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(65%)
15h and 43m until empty

Hygiene

(83%)
1d and 15h until empty

Fun

(83%)
1d and 15h until empty

Energy

(0%)

Love

(58%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

bob is currently asleep, you can't interact with them.

[wanton locust]

&shop

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Store

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - After Eight

<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Coming Soon

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Frutti Di Mare

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - GX Classic

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Hackerman

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Lambda

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Pay-To-Win

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Purple Haze

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Rose Quartz

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>25,000 - Ultraviolet

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

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[wanton locust]

&bal

[spice ruin]

minihk16#9107

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

3,053

Bank:

0

Total:

3,053

Jun 21, 2022, 5:38 AM

[wanton locust]

&work

[spice ruin]

minihk16#9107

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 800

Reply #73

[wanton locust]

&work

[spice ruin]

minihk16#9107

You cannot work for 2 hours.

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

ItsHydra#8281

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 567

Reply #636496

[slate shore]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

ItsHydra#8281

Deposited 567 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

ItsHydra#8281

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

217,340

Total:

217,340

Jun 21, 2022, 5:41 AM

[slate shore]

-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655797360:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[slate shore]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ItsHydra's Daily Coins

⏣ 48,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 17 minutes and 8 seconds

Streak: 62 days (+⏣ 23,250)

[slate shore]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Our second open beta is now available.

The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2

You are #35,011 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,997 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus

Working as a Musician

[slate shore]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's Panda Bear (Pandy) <:Panda:893258971077545984>

Prestige 2

Hunger

(98%)
23h and 37m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Energy

(100%)
5h and 59m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(87 / 100)
Level 34

Last Action

You hug Pandy, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 33 → 34

@slate shore What color was next to the word giant?

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

@slate shore Pandy found a Rare Pepe for you!

[slate shore]

Pls adv

[visual comet]

A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾

[visual comet]

This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!

- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[slate shore]

Pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000

[slate shore]

Pls use daily

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's Loot Haul!

⏣ 18,500
x1 - Fresh Bread

XP boost expires <t:1655790986:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[slate shore]

Pls use daily

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's Loot Haul!

⏣ 31,411
x1 - Adventure Ticket

XP boost expires <t:1655791586:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[slate shore]

Pls scout

[visual comet]

ItsHydra searched the street

You found ⏣ 1,553, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +113% (⏣ 824)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Jordan Peele

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 165"

Multi Bonus: +113% (⏣ 88)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

ItsHydra committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,837

Multi Bonus: +113% (⏣ 975)

[slate shore]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[slate shore]

Pls pm

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[slate shore]

Pls guess

[visual comet]

You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.

[slate shore]

5

[visual comet]

not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

12

[visual comet]

not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (12) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

6

[visual comet]

not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (6) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.

[slate shore]

8

[visual comet]

Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 8. Enjoy your 500 coins.

[slate shore]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

no moron, the correct answer was Parlor

ItsHydra's trivia question

Before the 19th Century, the "Living Room" was originally called the...
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

General Knowledge

[slate shore]

-remind 1h Work on DM.

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655794194:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You cannot work for 21 minutes and 3 seconds.

[slate shore]

Pls use god

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info

[wind gale]

&work

-remind 2h w

&work

[trail mountain]

-remind 2h work

[slate shore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,815

Bank:

552,168

Total:

553,983

Jun 21, 2022, 7:11 AM

[slate shore]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

Deposited 1,815 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&collect