Trades Leaderboard
🥇 836 - Studycat77#7054 
🥈 553 - abdu1089#9682
🥉 266 - Itz.#9785
🔹 264 - shining_dragon1234#8775 
🔹 236 - Yolo#0939
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🥇 836 - Studycat77#7054 
🥈 553 - abdu1089#9682
🥉 266 - Itz.#9785
🔹 264 - shining_dragon1234#8775 
🔹 236 - Yolo#0939
Pls achievement
Stream 10 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 150,000




0%
Stream 50 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 1,000,000
Reward: 1x
Ring Light




0%
Stream 100 days in a row!
Reward: ⏣ 5,000,000
Reward: 1x
Ring Light
Reward: 1x
Sound Card
Reward: 1x
Green Screen
Reward: 1x
Headphones
Reward: 1x
Microphone
Reward: 1x
Camera
Reward: 'Stream Queen' title




0%
Put 1 item in your showcase!
Reward: ⏣ 50,000




100%
Put 3 items in your showcase!
Reward: 1x
Pepe Coin




100%
Pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 2,557, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy!
Pls bal @slate shore
Wallet: ⏣ 342,121
Bank: ⏣ 6,920
Net: ⏣ 597,666
Pls inv @slate shore
Pink Phallic Object ─ 25
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls trade 250, 25 pink @slate shore
@vivid fjord The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 250 (+ ⏣ 3 tax)
@median moth (Zara_27#4326) gives:
25x
Pink Phallic Object
Continue trade?
@slate shore please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
If there is not an embed below this message, the other party likely closed it and is attempting to scam you.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 250 (+ ⏣ 3 tax)
@median moth (Zara_27#4326) gives:
25x
Pink Phallic Object
Continue trade?
Canceling this transaction on behalf of Zara_27
Pls item pink
Send people the gift of pink phallic shaped items. Using this will send it to the person of your choice's inventory for them to find later.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 45 (382,838,703 traded today)
Common
Collectable
pinkphallicobject
- 'Phalliac' Bundle
Pls trade 5000, 25 pink @slate shore
@vivid fjord The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 5,000 (+ ⏣ 50 tax)
@median moth (Zara_27#4326) gives:
25x
Pink Phallic Object
Continue trade?
@slate shore please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
If there is not an embed below this message, the other party likely closed it and is attempting to scam you.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 5,000 (+ ⏣ 50 tax)
@median moth (Zara_27#4326) gives:
25x
Pink Phallic Object
Continue trade?
⏣ 5,000 (+ ⏣ 50 tax)
25x
Pink Phallic Object
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,596, why the heck is this down here
Pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,218 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
Pls pm
Pls item pink
Send people the gift of pink phallic shaped items. Using this will send it to the person of your choice's inventory for them to find later.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 45 (382,838,796 traded today)
Common
Collectable
pinkphallicobject
- 'Phalliac' Bundle
Pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls item crown
Having this crown raises the max wallet to gamble to 100 million. This does not stack. This item doesn't have as much function as some other collectables, but has double the style.
BUY - ⏣ 250,000,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 195,000,000 (121 traded today)
Godly
Collectable
pepecrown
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls item spinner
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 8,334
TRADE - ⏣ 38,000 (271,446 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
spinner
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls rich
🔹 240 - abdu1089#9682
🔹 231 - Eidenz#0001
🔹 204 - R3MAXEL#8491
🔹 203 - ItsHydra#8281
🔹 192 - Scud#3241
Pls use sandbox
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls item sand
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 5,000 (42,680 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
whot
Pls bal @novel dagger
Wallet: ⏣ 1,188,843
Bank: ⏣ 3,082,999
Net: ⏣ 11,575,552
im poor so?
Pls inv @novel dagger
Adventure Ticket ─ 5
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Bean ─ 1
ID bean ─ Sellable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 36
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 3
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
@vivid fjord The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 560,000 (+ ⏣ 5,600 tax)
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
4x
Bank Note
Continue trade?
@novel dagger please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
If there is not an embed below this message, the other party likely closed it and is attempting to scam you.
@vivid fjord (abdu1089#9682) gives:
⏣ 560,000 (+ ⏣ 5,600 tax)
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
4x
Bank Note
Continue trade?
Canceling this transaction on behalf of a_b
1x 
⏣ 71,708
⏣ 3,166,827
pls use bank all
1x 
⏣ 27,472
⏣ 3,194,299
Pls item kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 130,000 (417,549 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
pls use bank note all
1x 
⏣ 51,764
⏣ 3,246,063
pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 49,030
⏣ 3,295,093
pls use banknote
You don't own this item??
Reminder @wind gale: w
Pls use kno 2
2x 
⏣ 64,282
⏣ 42,098,075
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls beg
Pls scout
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,515
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,389 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 49,621,257
Bank: ⏣ 42,030,000 / 42,104,167 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 1,541,225,797
Pls dep 70k
⏣ 70,000
⏣ 49,551,257
⏣ 42,100,000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 49,551,257
Bank: ⏣ 42,100,000 / 42,104,167 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,541,225,797
pls adventure
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls omega
You can't go OMEGA during an adventure bruh
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

No, they observe and do not become pets
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls rich
🥇 324 - cyaintu#7777
🥈 266 - Studycat77#7054 
🥉 251 - abdu1089#9682
🔹 229 - ItsHydra#8281
🔹 200 - eyeball#3089
Wow, I am so good at dying
&work
Just take the
367 and go...
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655632484:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
398 to your bank!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 13,000
Bank: ⏣ 586,972 / 1,336,909 (43.9%)
Net: ⏣ 4,690,972
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
pls pet




(0%)




(0%)




(34%)
5h and 26m until empty




(75%)
3h and 35m until empty




(27%)




(29 / 100)
Level 1
You went with afro to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 1,333
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore afro leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
pls pet




(0%)




(0%)




(34%)
5h and 25m until empty




(75%)
3h and 35m until empty




(27%)




(29 / 100)
Level 1
pls pet




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(38%)
6h and 3m until empty




(99%)
4h and 46m until empty




(84%)




(85 / 100)
Level 1
You paid ⏣ 1,333 to take afro to the art gallery
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
pls pet




(100%)
15h and until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(40%)
6h and 22m until empty




(99%)
4h and 45m until empty




(85%)




(85 / 100)
Level 1
You paid ⏣ 1,333 to take afro to the art gallery
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,401
Bank: ⏣ 586,972 / 1,339,069 (43.8%)
Net: ⏣ 4,683,373
pls pet




(100%)
15h and 58m until empty




(100%)
23h and 58m until empty




(72%)
11h and 29m until empty




(99%)
4h and 45m until empty




(93%)




(8 / 100)
Level 2
You went with afro to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 1,333
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore afro leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
&work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
542
pls adventure
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
&work
You drive women to the store for
262
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls adventure
pls meme
pls use newplayerpack
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
pls use banknote 5
You don't own this item??
@vague hemlock You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Tip: Come hang out in our community server! discord.gg/memers
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls use god
You don't own this item??
Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls trivia
no nitwit, the correct answer was V
What is the name of the album released in 2014 by American band Maroon 5?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
pls trivia
no blockhead, the correct answer was Vitamin B
Folic acid is the synthetic form of which vitamin?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science & Nature
pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,757 and a
Fresh Bread"
&work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
959
Pls work
@deft escarp What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 31,562
Bank: ⏣ 1,658,881 / 2,591,188 (64.0%)
Net: ⏣ 3,631,023
Pls daily
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 47 minutes and 52 seconds
Pls vote
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily bo
Pls use banknots
You have 12 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
12
12x 
⏣ 558,410
⏣ 3,149,598
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 246,481
Bank: ⏣ 1,658,881 / 3,149,598 (52.7%)
Net: ⏣ 4,787,942
Pls dep all
⏣ 246,481
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,905,362
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,905,362 / 3,149,598 (60.5%)
Net: ⏣ 4,787,942
Pls bal @warped dune
Wallet: ⏣ 4,229
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,014,229
You ain't rich
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls blackjack
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
pls adventure
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
@warped dune You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,890
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,960 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,027,890
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.
pls connect4
you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol
pls connect4 @deft escarp
Artin vs. MrInvisible
Don't want to play? Alright.
























































pls connect4 @somber trellis
This command can be used again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 2m, but patrons only need to wait 1m!
&work
You cannot work for 46 minutes and 39 seconds.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
346
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655641898:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You bake cupcakes and receive
458
&work
You made a great pun! Take this
885.
Pls work
@deft escarp What color was next to the word partner?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.
pls work list
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
can anyone spare 700k i wanna prestige
&work
You cannot work for 26 minutes and 22 seconds.
Pocket Balance
⏣ 2,528,825/5,000,000




(50.6%)
Level Required
22/20




(110.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 5,154,210/4,100,000




(125.7%)
&work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
208, as it was originally their job
&bal
&with 85000
Withdrew
85,000 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
85,208

Value: 16

Value: 24
&bal
&dep 100000
Deposited
100,000 to your bank!
&bj all
Result: Win
70,416

Value: 19

Value: 18
&dep 70000
Deposited
70,000 to your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
70,832

Value: 17

Value: 25
nice
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You made a great pun! Take this
553.
&dep all
Deposited
553 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655649182:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
334.
&crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
3,197
&roulette 3000 black
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black.
The ball landed on: black 2!
Winners:
@knotty lantern won
6000
&bal
&roulette 3000 red
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 7!
Winners:
@knotty lantern won
6000
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
&work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
658 for your team winning!
&work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
712 for doing it
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655651461:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a pumpkin picker
568
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655651479:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 53 minutes and 10 seconds.
&work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
639.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You cannot work for 18 minutes and 42 seconds.
&bj all
Result: Bust
-931

Value: 28

Value: 4
&bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
554
&bal
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
506!
&bal
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank) (Maximum balance reached)
&bal
&work
You eat bananas for a living and get
483
&bal
&work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
684
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655660514:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,396 to your bank!
&bal
-reminders
Your reminders:
60541274: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 54 minutes from now (<t:1655660514:f>)
60441127: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 23 hours and 9 minutes from now (<t:1655737005:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,070 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,041 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 11,816 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,441 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,601 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,171 messages
Top Channel Sum: 232,281 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 91,276 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,413 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 30,530 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,972 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,090 messages
Top Member Sum: 213 hours, 47 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 55 hours, 27 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 51 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 35 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 35 hours, 32 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 6 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 345 hours, 21 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 210 hours, 47 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 40 hours, 17 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 37 hours
4th. #768488587330453544: 32 hours, 22 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 24 hours, 55 minutes
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
3,466,596
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
2,142,521
3. Aulys#5868 •
2,033,135
4. michasia#6442 •
1,987,797
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,938,086
6. quik#5071 •
1,839,150
7. ombri#5658 •
1,297,729
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,205,851
9. Syrme#9867 •
1,185,066
10. Sude#2397 •
1,123,551
Reminder @left coral: c
&work
You cannot work for 21 minutes and 29 seconds.
&work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
535
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655664816:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
645 to your bank!
&work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
903
&work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
553 off of donations.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a police officer and earn
499
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655667757:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
878
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
495
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655668823:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
495 to your bank!
&work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
880
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655669565:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
7,521 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 20 hours and 3 minutes.
-remind 20h c
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Reminder @left coral: w
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,341 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,042 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 11,842 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,656 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,601 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,200 messages
Top Channel Sum: 233,744 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 91,917 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,636 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 30,807 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,992 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,392 messages
Top Member Sum: 216 hours, 30 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 56 hours, 20 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 51 hours, 55 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 35 hours, 8 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 350 hours, 42 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 212 hours, 57 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 37 hours
4th. #768488587330453544: 32 hours, 22 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 45 minutes
&work
You work at a lamp store and earn
435
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
24,870 to your bank!
&bal
&withdraw 25000
Withdrew
25,000 from your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

&buy-item 1 Labda
I could not find any items in the store with that name.
&buy-item 1 Lambda
@pallid seal you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
306
&collect income
You can next collect income in 19 hours and 14 minutes.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655673212:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-remind 19h incomd
Set a reminder in 19 hours from now (<t:1655734421:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
613.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655675079:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
!say e
&work
You gave yourself
763 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655678526:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
885 to your bank!
&work
You develop games for a living and earn
923.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655678567:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
pls drop
This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
Upcoming Drops:
Pepe Ribbon

Drops: <t:1655838000:f>
Pepe Sus

Drops: <t:1655899200:f>
Cursed Pepe

Drops: <t:1655956800:f>
Enchanted Badosz's Card

Drops: <t:1656604800:f>
pls use stickbug
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls shop stickbug
This stickbug is not alive, I think someone shot it? Is the meme really that annoying?
This item's purpose is to be collected or sold. Nothing more, nothing less.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 6,040
TRADE - ⏣ 14,000 (11,805 traded today)
Common
Sellable
stickbug
- 'Excavator' Bundle
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls job
@shut dew What color was next to the word companion?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
thats hard 😳
pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You never fail to amaze me @velvet adder. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour
@velvet adder You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls vote
pls work
@velvet adder Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,536 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 53,536
⏣ 0
⏣ 668,051
Reminder @deft escarp: work
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

&bal
&dep all
Deposited
22,507 to your bank!
&work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
611
&crime
You stole Walmart's stock of ketchup and burned it. The fridge Gods give you
2,031.
Reminder @wind gale: w
Deposited
2,642 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
462.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655682449:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
839
& work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
305 for doing it
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
&work
You milk a cow for
796
&bal
&crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
2,804 in hospital expenses...
&bal
&work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
546
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655685832:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
827.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655686435:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,206 to your bank!
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You fixed and Mi-24 Helicopter for
300
&dep all
Deposited
562 to your bank!
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 50000
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
50,000.
AA.#6666 pulls the trigger... and survives!
Makoto Watanabe#4292 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
F
sIIII
Russian Roulette Survivors
@flint abyss won
50000
&work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
617
&dep all
Deposited
10,828 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
?afk asleep
@tepid jetty I set your AFK: asleep
!levels
Here you go! 
who ping me
&work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
575.
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
265.
:check: Deposited
440 to your bank!
:check: Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
:check: Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black
The ball landed on black 13
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
10,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
4,000 on black
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on red 23
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
500 on black
The ball landed on red 32
No winners
:check: Deposited
9,500 to your bank!
&work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
890
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655697258:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
102,898 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
3,523,080
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
2,225,345
3. Aulys#5868 •
2,143,670
4. michasia#6442 •
2,047,490
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,939,557
6. quik#5071 •
1,839,531
7. ombri#5658 •
1,300,482
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,237,133
9. Syrme#9867 •
1,188,905
10. Sude#2397 •
1,158,029
pls rich
🥇 8 - Wolfclaw#6900
🥈 6 - R3MAXEL#8491
🥉 6 - cyaintu#7777
🔹 6 - ru5n#0200
🔹 6 - diedangel#4617
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
947
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 3 minutes.
&work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
366.
&collect-income
You can next collect income in 11 hours and 49 minutes.
&dep all
Deposited
2,832 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
603,523
603,523
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,529 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,048 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 12,450 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,422 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,438 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,171 messages
Top Channel Sum: 232,011 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 90,503 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,164 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 31,399 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,881 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,064 messages
Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&with 100000
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
&roulette 100000 black
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on black.
The ball landed on: black 8!
Winners:
@flint abyss won
200000
😼
a no mames
&dep all
Deposited
200,352 to your bank!
pls rich
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🔹 1,566,555,315 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 1,564,736,007 - abdu1089#9682
🔹 1,424,163,236 - Apples🍎#9339
🔹 914,792,081 - JunWen87#8706
🔹 793,208,666 - Itz.#9785
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&bal
&work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
442
&dep 200
Deposited
200 to your bank!
&work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
681
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,559 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,048 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 12,466 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,434 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,438 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,173 messages
Top Channel Sum: 232,396 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 90,733 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,308 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 31,404 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,887 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,064 messages
Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 48 minutes.
&work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
406, albeit reluctantly.
&work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
883
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655706386:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
956 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
&work
You cannot work for 59 minutes and 59 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
7,257 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 9 hours and 24 minutes.
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
503.
&dep all
Deposited
724 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
604,247
604,247
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,676 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,048 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 12,579 messages
3rd. @flint abyss: 11,438 messages
4th. @buoyant aurora: 9,438 messages
5th. @high coyote: 9,173 messages
Top Channel Sum: 232,599 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 90,793 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,316 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 31,538 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,888 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,064 messages
Top Member Sum: 212 hours, 16 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 54 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 36 hours, 22 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 34 hours, 22 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 329 hours, 37 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 209 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 30 hours, 34 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 25 hours, 47 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
583
Reason: Duplicated text
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
350 for it!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655714263:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 8 minutes.
&crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
2,232
&work
You work as a circus clown and earn
734.
&work
You work all day at the factory
933
&dep all
Deposited
19,301 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
?afk gone the whole day to the hospital, getting my id etc
@gleaming pumice I set your AFK: gone the whole day to the hospital, getting my id etc
&work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
655 on the way back home!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655720180:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
&work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
770
&dep all
Deposited
770 to your bank!
&bal
Pls use robbers wishlist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 0x Robbers Wishlist left.
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655720929:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls daily
⏣ 47,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 31 minutes and 4 seconds
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls use alcohol
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,997 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
:prestige2: Prestige 2
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (27%)
6h and 28m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
5h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (82%)
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (26 / 100)
Level 33
You bought a battle pass for Pandy, costing you ⏣ 533
&work
You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
690.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 32 → 33
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
&bal
Pls pet
Prestige 2




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
23h and 16m until empty




(100%)
5h and 58m until empty




(99%)




(52 / 100)
Level 33
You hug Pandy, aw.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,122 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Why commands didn't work?
Oh robbing is disabled in this server due to lots of rich Dank Memer users being here.
Pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 31,945,218
Bank: ⏣ 2,382,180 / 2,386,260 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 35,889,898
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls pm
Pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word fisherman?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 1,000 coins.
Who was the British Prime Minister at the outbreak of the Second World War?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Politics
6
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
7
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 2 hints left.
13
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 8
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
941.
Pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 49m and 3s until you can work again!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour
Pls work resign
@slate shore You resigned from your position as Professional Fisherman. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls trade 175k coins, dragon @slate shore
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls trade 175000 coins, 1 dragon @slate shore
@novel dagger The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
⏣ 175,000 (+ ⏣ 1,750 tax)
@west zinc (5zym0n3kkk#3979) gives:
1x
Dragon
Continue trade?
@slate shore please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
If there is not an embed below this message, the other party likely closed it and is attempting to scam you.
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
⏣ 175,000 (+ ⏣ 1,750 tax)
@west zinc (5zym0n3kkk#3979) gives:
1x
Dragon
Continue trade?
⏣ 175,000 (+ ⏣ 1,750 tax)
1x
Dragon
Pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 31,926,639
Bank: ⏣ 2,670,045 / 2,671,845 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 36,077,184
Thanks
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
&work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 19 seconds.
pls work
@opal radish You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@opal radish You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
&crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
607.
&work
You drive women to the store for
537
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
Pls rich
🔹 2,107,582,772 - Δ◈≛§⁋ḭ⍋Σ℟§≛◈Δ#1157 
🔹 1,693,771,956 - Surgical Goblin#7666 
🔹 1,570,732,576 - abdu1089#9682
🔹 1,566,555,315 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 1,434,562,884 - Apples🍎#9339
This event has expired.
SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:
7 hits — 0/200 HP
abdu1089 collected ⏣ 14,081
Pls item kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 130,000 (495,374 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
Pls rich
🔹 2,107,582,772 - Δ◈≛§⁋ḭ⍋Σ℟§≛◈Δ#1157 
🔹 1,693,777,393 - Surgical Goblin#7666 
🔹 1,588,610,560 - abdu1089#9682
🔹 1,566,555,315 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 1,434,562,884 - Apples🍎#9339
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 54,882,520
Bank: ⏣ 42,350,000 / 42,554,694 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 1,588,610,560
Pls dep 200k
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 54,682,520
⏣ 42,550,000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 54,682,520
Bank: ⏣ 42,550,000 / 42,554,694 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,588,610,560
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
abdu1089 gathered ⏣ 13,495 and 1
Fishing Pole
&work
You work as a beefeater and earn
675
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655728724:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
675 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
60620372: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1655728724:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
604,292
12. _tsuki#8497 •
553,668
13. Problas#0001 •
535,348
14. Kyrela#9409 •
455,377
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
452,901
16. Rizbik#0244 •
426,256
17. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
419,405
18. Zeed#5607 •
412,144
19. Reyyz#6960 •
352,786
20. alucardoceanic#0458 •
344,257
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1655894379:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
604,292
12. _tsuki#8497 •
553,668
13. Problas#0001 •
535,348
14. Kyrela#9409 •
455,377
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
452,901
16. Rizbik#0244 •
433,110
17. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
419,405
18. Zeed#5607 •
412,144
19. Reyyz#6960 •
352,786
20. alucardoceanic#0458 •
344,257
help!
&work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
221
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655729182:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
838 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @deft escarp. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 731! 12000 + ⏣ 731 an hour
Pls work
@deft escarp Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,244 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 19 minutes and 5 seconds
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655732462:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls vote
&crime
Kinga rises from the dead to see you attempting to do crime. She's disappointed. She takes back
1,531 and leaves without a single word.
&work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
994
&bal
&work
You work as a wine taster and earn
622
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655733856:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&crime
You steal
1,462 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655734648:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
Pls use banknote
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 437,139
⏣ 3,587,697
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 173,458
Bank: ⏣ 1,905,362 / 3,587,697 (53.1%)
Net: ⏣ 6,111,400
Pls dep all
⏣ 173,458
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,078,820
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,078,820 / 3,587,697 (57.9%)
Net: ⏣ 6,111,400
&work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
208
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
3,624,446
2. Aulys#5868 •
2,245,350
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
2,227,959
4. michasia#6442 •
2,050,535
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,943,437
6. quik#5071 •
1,840,326
7. ombri#5658 •
1,303,051
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,239,167
9. Syrme#9867 •
1,190,211
10. Sude#2397 •
1,159,685
&dep all
Deposited
1,539 to your bank!
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
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Reminder @left coral: w
&buy Ultraviolet
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have
0 on hand.
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
270.
Reminder @wind gale: w
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655736385:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
328 to your bank!
Pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word piano?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,997 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,747
Pls beg
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,631
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
@slate shore Pandy found a
Normie Box for you!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
&work
You found
627 on the floor.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655736588:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
6
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (6) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
8
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 7
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was 23 years, 4 months, and 8 days
In the film "Interstellar", how long did they spend on Miller's planet?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Film
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655733036:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
427
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
8
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 8. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was 11
How many time zones are in Russia?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was The Salamander
In "Fairy Tail", what is the nickname of Natsu Dragneel?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
&dep all
Deposited
1,969 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
419,832
419,832
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 hour and 29 minutes.
Pls itemlb blo
no one has that item here (or they're not cached)
Pls rich
4,747,750,131 - IRONMAN#3521
4,605,194,729 - cyaintu#7777
2,851,917,510 - Ioremaster#8558
2,531,001,692 - Sophie<3#5670
2,132,923,484 - angeI#0002
2,106,742,415 - Δ◈≛§⁋ḭ⍋Σ℟§≛◈Δ#1157
1,693,805,896 - Surgical Goblin#7666
1,588,634,253 - abdu1089#9682
1,569,555,315 - Studycat77#7054
1,437,512,884 - Apples🍎#9339
890,447,050 - JunWen87#8706
878,450,012 - DarkGuardian641#0287
793,208,666 - Itz.#9785
748,750,176 - Scud#3241
740,271,077 - feat#0472
673,969,938 - Anakin Skywalker#6342
653,025,835 - sundown#8815
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
2
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
3
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 3. Enjoy your 500 coins.
?whois 224703770376798208
@agile slate
Sat, Sep 5, 2020 2:55 AM
Mon, Sep 12, 2016 1:32 AM
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