#🤖┃bot-commands
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@deft escarp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,331,187 / 1,794,224 (74.2%)
Net: ⏣ 3,132,647
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
919!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655455567:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,160 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
200 on the way back home!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655456555:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 4,120 for a sub-par hour of work.
You cannot work for 15 minutes and 35 seconds.
Tbh, i didn't notice what it was saying
&work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
653
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work for a private military company, earning
471
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655463867:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&Work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
462
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&deposit all
pls bal
What is this ?
&work
You worked as a businessman and earned
930
pls beg
&work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
551.
&work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
502
&work
You sell V-bucks and make
936!
&crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
2,312
&work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
982
&crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
901
&work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
757
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
562.
&bal
&roulette 200 black
You have placed a bet of
200 on black.
&bj 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 24

Value: 10
&bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
&bj 1000
Result: Win
1,000

Value: 19

Value: 17
The ball landed on: black 13!
Winners:
@charred storm won
400
why ping
&roulette 200 black
You have placed a bet of
200 on black.
Idk I got pinged as well
weird
Whats with the ping
&bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 10
&bj 1000
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
The ball landed on: ** 0**!
No Winners :(
&roulette 1000 black
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black.
&bal
&bal
&roulette 1700 black
You have placed a bet of
1,700 on black.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
what were the pings here for
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
616,208
12. _tsuki#8497 •
552,126
13. Problas#0001 •
510,230
14. Kyrela#9409 •
455,377
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
440,872
16. Rizbik#0244 •
415,120
17. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
399,942
18. Reyyz#6960 •
352,786
19. alucardoceanic#0458 •
331,335
20. DugsMicha#6533 •
291,725
did someone raid here
pls meme
pinggggs
/pls meme
@visual comet ded
i came here for the same reasone
someone pinged me
yup ded
pong
where ping
Server bein bot hacked?
Same here. Where ping?
3 pings?
3 pings?
who pinged 👺
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
2,216 to your bank!
Ok
who pinged 
Wtf why was i pinged
me i just wanted to checek up on you
your mom asked me to so i had to
Bruh why in bot commands
Bro I got pinged three times
me too
&work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
835
&deposit all
Deposited
879 to your bank!
pls daily
&work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
223
&bal
3 pings ok
&bal
&work
Just take the
300 and go...
Ping ??
&roulette 200 black
You have placed a bet of
200 on black.
&collect
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
&deposit all
Deposited
300 to your bank!
The ball landed on: red 16!
No Winners :(
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&daily
&work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
222
&rob
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
withdraw <amount or all>
&daily
&with 30000
Withdrew
30,000 from your bank!
Who the fuck pinged me
&deposit all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&roulette 10000 red
You have placed a bet of
10,000 on red.
Why the fuck do I have three pings from here
The ball landed on: black 10!
No Winners :(
Ok
Ho u too
&bj 20000
Result: Bust
-20,000

Value: 22

Value: 2
why was i pinged here 3 times
&with all
Withdrew
31,366 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
31,418

Value: 20

Value: 26
who pinged me
&roulette 2836 red
You have placed a bet of
2,836 on red.
The ball landed on: black 33!
No Winners :(
&bj 1000
Result: Bust
-1,000

Value: 24

Value: 8
&bj 2000
Result: Loss
-2,000

Value: 14

Value: 19
&bj 16000
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
&roulette 16000 black
You have placed a bet of
16,000 on black.
The ball landed on: black 20!
Winners:
@junior kayak won
32000
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
73,000 to your bank!
&work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
525
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655489603:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
610 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1655655226:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
616,628
12. _tsuki#8497 •
552,217
13. Problas#0001 •
510,230
14. Kyrela#9409 •
455,377
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
441,223
16. Rizbik#0244 •
422,328
17. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
399,942
18. Reyyz#6960 •
352,786
19. alucardoceanic#0458 •
331,335
20. DugsMicha#6533 •
291,725
same
&work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
251
&dep all
Deposited
649 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
657
&dep all
Deposited
700 to your bank!
!dep all
&work
You work as crisis actor and earn
311.
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
15,912 on black.
How do I have 3 pings here but searching shows me nothing
idk
The ball landed on: red 32!
No Winners :(
who the hell ping'd me?
balls
there is a search option
&work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
531
@real nebula What color was next to the word advertising?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls beg
Pls daily
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
@real nebula You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 23 minutes and 34 seconds
Pls monthly
@real nebula You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls yearly
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
Pls yearly
&dep all
Deposited
1,956 to your bank!
Pls bal
@real nebula You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 18,958,477
Bank: ⏣ 1,951,034 / 1,964,594 (99.3%)
Net: ⏣ 44,702,231
pls bal
Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!
@cosmic cove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 12,477,357
Bank: ⏣ 343,682 / 349,322 (98.4%)
Net: ⏣ 24,067,039
&bal
why was i pinged
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
626,546
626,546
pls dep all
⏣ 5,640
⏣ 12,471,717
⏣ 349,322
Pls dep all
⏣ 13,560
⏣ 18,944,917
⏣ 1,964,594
pls daily
@cosmic cove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 22 minutes and 43 seconds
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@cosmic cove You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
s?t
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 8d, 9h and 48m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,241 messages
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Top Channel Sum: 228,992 messages
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Top Member Sum: 202 hours, 53 minutes
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Top Channel Sum: 323 hours, 38 minutes
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pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
Bot got hacked
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 20h, 18m and 37s
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls daily
@tulip pewter You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 19 minutes and 48 seconds
Pls lb
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
wtf man
did we get ghost pinged or somethin
yes we did
nice
but why am i the only one
everyone is abusing the yagpgd bot to ping everyone
ghost ping
in all of my servers
ugh
how though
peer pressure?
“i will leave you a 1 star review if you dont say what i want you to say”
exactly
since the bot has perms they run a command and make it say @ everyone
indeed
did someome mention me???
pls bal
@fluid python You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,050,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,864,230 / 2,864,830 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 22,448,010
ghost ping 😭
oh fr
0
1
Pls bal
@slate shore
Run 1000 commands!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 500,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 241,367 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 792,480
@slate shore OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
Pls dep all
⏣ 241,367
⏣ 258,633
⏣ 241,367
pls work
@tardy wasp What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
pls bj 100k
You are too rich to play! Why don't you go and do something productive with your coins smh
; (
who the fuck pinged me
a bot
it must’ve had like an error or something
not a ghost ping
if this server had images i’d send one
damn
someone did it in another server im in, pinged everyone with a bot and got banned
they did it in a roblox game fan server
for some reason
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@marble sage You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@marble sage You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work
@marble sage You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
how to get job
why do i keep getting pings fromm bot channels
same i just was checking that
pls work hause wife
@marble sage You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streaks or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls house wife
Pinged?
Same
Same
@cunning rune You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 745,580
Bank: ⏣ 3,645,858 / 3,733,195 (97.7%)
Net: ⏣ 17,777,278
why’d i get pinged 3 times
@cloud badge You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 74,623
Bank: ⏣ 131,435 / 135,995 (96.6%)
Net: ⏣ 4,896,058
pls work
@charred roost What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
@cloud badge What color was next to the word resources?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
pls daily
@charred roost You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 17 minutes and 13 seconds
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 7d, 7h and 34m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
761
Set a reminder in 3 hours from now (<t:1655498888:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
bots pinging me
Pls daily
@opaque jay You also unlocked
1other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
@opaque jay You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 8 minutes and 18 seconds
Pls Monthly
@opaque jay You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls bal
@opaque jay You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,828,050
Bank: ⏣ 1,654,341 / 1,654,581 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 14,813,471
Pls use banknotes
You don't own this item??
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@opaque jay You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
who pinged
Pls daily
@tardy depot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 1 minute and 41 seconds
What the fuck
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 13d, 11h and 34m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls rich
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🥈 440,867,607 - gladiator#0785 
🥉 416,949,842 - mako#0002
🔹 277,681,174 - R3MAXEL#8491
🔹 252,377,325 - CyanTheWater#6069
bot exploit; no longer an issue
:check: Deposited
3,069 to your bank!
:check: Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
:check: Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black
The ball landed on black 29
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
10,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
2,500 on black
The ball landed on black 24
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
5,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,250 on black
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
:check: Deposited
16,250 to your bank!
who the fuck pinged me
idk
probably someone did everyone
Everyone got pinged
same
This server is going downhill
Fax
someone found a command that lets you ping everyone
with yag bot
i think thats what happened
that makes sense
Reminder @left coral: w
cringe in russian
who tf pinged
Ping cringe
pls monthly
@umbral fox You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
Who the heck pinned
bot abuse. it's fixed now.
Yagpdb exploit?
Pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
-remind
Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>
[-channel channel:Channel]
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed
👍
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
&work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
972
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655500563:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
999 to your bank!
sussin' 
&work
You work as a beefeater and earn
385
&dep all
Deposited
385 to your bank!
&bal
pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
i everyone get pinged because of the YAGPDB bug
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,181 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
&work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
352
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
pls rich
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🥉 440,867,607 - gladiator#0785 
🔹 416,949,842 - mako#0002
🔹 362,724,602 - ItsHydra#8281
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 16h and 57m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
&work
You get a commission request, the payment is
768.
&crime
A woman gave you
2,380, for killing her husband!
&bal
Eh
3 pings today? Why?
Most of us believe that it was some sort of bot currently used in this server that somehow got hacked...
pls bal
@plain tundra You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,026,333 / 3,553,075 (28.9%)
Net: ⏣ 15,367,333
@plain tundra Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
pls pet




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(75%)
4h and 28m until empty




(19%)




(99 / 100)
Level 17
You hug madame enchantée, aw.
Pls daily
⏣ 34,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 59 minutes and 22 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 34,750
⏣ 0
⏣ 208,932
pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,000
pls bal
@wheat jay You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 6,077,023
Bank: ⏣ 141,525 / 141,765 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 6,631,588
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
@near iris You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,640
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 840 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 2,640
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@near iris You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@near iris You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
fard
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
gas giant
pls work house wife
@near iris Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
@steel sable You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 600,739 / 626,505 (95.9%)
Net: ⏣ 163,801,239
You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Your trade was a success!
Trippy#1738 (640417624064262214) gave you:
**not...
[002] - Item expiration!
uhoh your streakfreeze expired!
[003] - You have been stolen from!
Leaf#1177 (@midnight chasm) has stolen ⏣ 10,178,110 from you in **...
[004] - You have been stolen from!
Leaf#1177 (@midnight chasm) has stolen ⏣ 3,420,400 from you in **R...
[005] - You were almost stolen from!
Leaf#1177 (@midnight chasm) tried to steal from you in **Red Light Dis...
pls dep all
deposit coins much? you have none lol
@maiden jungle You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,244,444 / 10,327,014 (21.7%)
Net: ⏣ 9,548,884
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
uuwuwhx djei
Reminder @gleaming crane: unison
pls bal
@junior blaze You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,679,192
Bank: ⏣ 601,057 / 602,857 (99.7%)
Net: ⏣ 17,661,289
pls settings enable passive
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 5 days you will lose passive mode!
pls daily
@junior blaze You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,125 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 7 minutes and 16 seconds
pls rich
1,320 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580
835 - Studycat77#7054
266 - Itz.#9785
155 - black5force#6082
111 - Summer<3#6227
107 - cIyde#8558
90 - .IfwBABonly#9999
72 - MildOmnivore#7604
60 - mako#0002
55 - judahman6#1222
51 - xàb4#2362
51 - sb#0999
50 - Neax_77#4649
50 - Obamium#3748
45 - Jacksun#9750
36 - miku hatsune#6969
31 - 🎈💡ʙ𝑙𝒶ᶜᴄ𝓀𝑏ɪʀ𝑑📌🔥#5931
20 - 엠마#8249
20 - Faz#7489
19 - gladiator#0785
17 - Swendur#6969
17 - mrpirate02#7983
@slate shore What color was next to the word partner?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,113 for an hour of work.
pls work
@solar lance You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@solar lance You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 57 minutes and 39 seconds
pls profile @slate shore
Title: Newbie
1





189/200





Wallet: ⏣ 39,613
Bank: ⏣ 26,960
Net: ⏣ 2,539,073
10 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 2,472,500
4 daily streak
5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
216 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a House Wife
pls work robber
@solar lance Congratulations, you are now working as a Robber!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 20,000 per hour.
@solar lance You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
@solar lance Click the buttons in correct order!
pls profile @solar lance
Title: Memer
14





1,413/1,500





Wallet: ⏣ 102,750
Bank: ⏣ 731,549
Net: ⏣ 11,484,399
38 items (1,126 total) worth ⏣ 10,650,100
575,472 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,085 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Robber
pls inv @solar lance
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 4
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Wedding Gift ─ 1
ID weddinggift ─ Loot Box
Worm ─ 9
ID worm ─ Sellable
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
pls shop police
pls inv @slate shore
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls daily
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
@gritty needle You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours and 54 minutes
pls inv @gritty needle
Friend's Gift ─ 80
ID gift ─ Collectable
Garbage ─ 6
ID garbage ─ Sellable
God Box ─ 1
ID god ─ Loot Box
Hunting Rifle ─ 8
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jacky o' Lanty ─ 1
ID jacky ─ Collectable
Jelly Fish ─ 1
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
Junk ─ 19
ID junk ─ Sellable
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
@gritty needle hmm trading gifts?
Reminder @left coral: w
Set a reminder in 3 hours from now (<t:1655511588:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
634
:check: Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
4,000 on black
The ball landed on black 8
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
8,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black
The ball landed on red 32
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on red 34
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
4,000 on black
The ball landed on red 12
No winners
:check: Deposited
6,634 to your bank!
Who pinged me
&work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
915
&dep all
Deposited
1,052 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
627,598
627,598
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 56,546 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,039 messages
2nd. @flint abyss: 12,301 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 11,826 messages
4th. @high coyote: 9,427 messages
5th. @buoyant aurora: 8,953 messages
Top Channel Sum: 230,817 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 88,029 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 77,496 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 29,220 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,451 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,621 messages
Top Member Sum: 205 hours, 12 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 56 hours, 18 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 33 hours, 25 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 33 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @glass grotto: 32 hours, 12 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 327 hours, 41 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 198 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. #851421628382183434: 37 hours, 49 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 37 hours, 25 minutes
4th. #768488587330453544: 32 hours, 46 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
&work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
225
&crime
You loiter and are fined
1,389.
659 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580
266 - Studycat77#7054
229 - ItsHydra#8281
109 - mako#0002
89 - Itz.#9785
76 - MildOmnivore#7604
65 - Jacksun#9750
61 - O-5 | Buizcuitz#3053
50 - miku hatsune#6969
44 - Puro (Changed)#9456
41 - Arcane#9005
41 - Hubermint Horyto#5920
39 - Hobby#9992
34 - Neax_77#4649
30 - advanced blurb#7927
28 - mrpoopy#0420
27 - gladiator#0785
27 - cIyde#8558
25 - judahman6#1222
24 - fragz#0697
21 - Landon Halley#6191
21 - S0METHING#0001
21 - oogabooga#3723
20 - black5force#6082
20 - Summer<3#6227
&work
You found
690 on the floor.
pls rich
🥇 12,522,098,419 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580 
🥈 2,871,586,807 - cIyde#8558 
🥉 1,536,973,842 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 775,304,279 - Itz.#9785
🔹 527,799,189 - ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
&crime
You rob an orphanage for
953
&work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
255 for a good job.
pls bal
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
@plain tundra You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,026,333 / 3,553,257 (28.9%)
Net: ⏣ 15,367,333
pls with all
⏣ 1,026,333
⏣ 1,026,333
⏣ 0
pls rich
🥇 12,522,098,419 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580 
🥈 2,871,586,807 - cIyde#8558 
🥉 1,536,973,842 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 775,304,279 - Itz.#9785
🔹 527,799,189 - ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,000
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
&bal
&
pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 2
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Bank Note ─ 5
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 31
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 23
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 3
ID fish ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
pls use kno
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
&work
1x 
⏣ 47,004
⏣ 3,600,261
You cannot work for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
pls use kno
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
2
2x 
⏣ 134,791
⏣ 3,735,052
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
pls use kno
You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
2
2x 
⏣ 59,674
⏣ 3,794,726
pls daily
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours and 46 seconds
Pls bank
pls monthly
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls bank
pls rich
🔹 65 - Neax_77#4649
🔹 64 - ✨BTSARMY✨#5482
🔹 61 - wolfie 🐾#0001
🔹 59 - pond#1234
🔹 56 - Summer<3#6227
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 6,051,708
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 3,794,726 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 18,767,708
@plain tundra Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls profile
Prestige 1
Title: Original Memer
16





1,625/1,700





Wallet: ⏣ 6,051,708
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 18,767,708
Coin Multi: 32%
Gamble Multi: 6%
27 items (110 total) worth ⏣ 12,716,000
1 daily streak
3,499,726 bank note space
15 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
4,480 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a YouTuber
madame enchantée
Level 17 Panda Bear
How to earn money
umm
For the pls bot
i used pls fish
pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
do pls fish pls hunt and pls dig
they require items but pls beg and pls search dont
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
432.
:check: Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
2,171
&rob
pls bal
@merry palm You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,299,034
Bank: ⏣ 2,919,805 / 2,919,805 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 9,019,139
pls rich
🥇 3,114 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580 
🥈 2,046 - cyaintu#7777
🥉 1,131 - Kanon Your little bitch 🥺#4312
🔹 505 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 303 - Hobby#9992
pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 8,333,381
Bank: ⏣ 4,829,589 / 4,888,378 (98.8%)
Net: ⏣ 15,749,970
Pls rich
🔹 163,801,239 - sb#0999
🔹 135,899,583 - biscot#5785
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 13 minutes.
&work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
256 😃
why was i pinged?
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 505,000
pls bal
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
@queen viper You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 37,318 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 2,448,000
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
Pls notifs
You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Your pet ran away!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner...
[002] - Level up!
Great work Pyro. Congratulations on reaching level 156!
[003] - Your pet ran away!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner...
[004] - Level up!
Great work Pyro. Congratulations on reaching level 155!
(Since it's the wee...
[005] - Level up!
Great work Pyro. Congratulations on reaching level 154!
(Since it's the wee...
pls rich
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🔹 1 - Ba#7600
🔹 1 - ahh#9016
🔹 1 - lucion#1525
🔹 1 - WantedApe#7835
🔹 1 - Delta#7890
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1655510339:R>
12
4
FIFA 22
2
&work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
were we all pinged here 3 times?
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@rancid scarab You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@rancid scarab You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls work list 2
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour
pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
pls work list 4
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 27,000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 28,000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 29,000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 30,000 per hour
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 31,000 per hour
pls work list 5
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
&work
You work as a pumpkin picker
320
&dep all
Deposited
2,036 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
400,704
400,704
&collect
You can next collect income in 14 hours and 15 minutes.
Reminder @gleaming crane: Unison
You work as a wine taster and earn
957
:check: Withdrew
10,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black
The ball landed on red 3
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black
The ball landed on black 6
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
6,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
2,500 on black
The ball landed on black 4
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
5,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,750 on black
The ball landed on red 23
No winners
:check: Deposited
19,707 to your bank!
Pls daily
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
@open crag You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 20 minutes and 2 seconds
Pls bal
@open crag You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 3,532,123
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 149,060 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,680,123
Pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose fewer coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
You successfully sold 1x
Duck for ⏣ 5,601
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1x
Duck for ⏣ 5,601
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls sell fish
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,401
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 4,000
Pls inv
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Crunchy Taco ─ 1
ID taco ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls use shovel
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,600
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,340
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls sell pepe
@open crag You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls work
@open crag What color was next to the word chef?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
E
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
I'm not made of money dude, wait 8d, 11h and 2m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!




(34%)
16h and 30m until empty




(28%)
13h and 30m until empty




(34%)
16h and 31m until empty




(0%)




(24%)




(99 / 100)
Level 4
Didn't know there's monthly




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(95 / 100)
Level 5
You pat Istab.
@slate shore Istab leveled up! 4 → 5
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 48 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 14x Landmine left.
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
This event has expired.
HERE IS AN EVENT, MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
@slate shore Istab found a
Garbage for you!
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 1,677.
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Sadge
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2
Garbage (⏣ 660)
Total: ⏣ 660 (65% multi)
You successfully sold 2 items for ⏣ 660
Pls search
You found ⏣ 830, now you can do some laundry!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,900
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,234, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 8,577,075
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 155,180 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,725,075
why am i getting 3 pings from #🤖┃bot-commands
Pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls weekly
@sturdy parrot You also unlocked
1other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@sturdy parrot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@sturdy parrot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls daily
@sturdy parrot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 35 minutes and 37 seconds
pls monthly
@sturdy parrot You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls alert
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 29d, 23h and 59m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
&work
You cannot work for 40 minutes and 49 seconds.
Yeah me too
pls monthly
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@keen laurel You also unlocked
2other achievements! Check your notifs to view the list!
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
@keen laurel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls alert
Tip: Come see the hard working staff that works on our bot! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
pls top
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
🥇 12,528,327,778 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580 
🥈 4,502,919,829 - cyaintu#7777
🥉 2,871,412,726 - cIyde#8558 
🔹 1,537,033,650 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 775,304,279 - Itz.#9785
pls bal
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Wallet: ⏣ 13,393,630
Bank: ⏣ 301,470 / 303,390 (99.4%)
Net: ⏣ 14,445,600
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
⏣ 34,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 58 minutes and 8 seconds
oof pings
&work
You work in Greggs and earn
529
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655525595:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
627! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
&dep all
Deposited
2,108 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
629,706
629,706
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655526571:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 55,781 messages
1st. @viscid inlet: 14,041 messages
2nd. @flint abyss: 11,995 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 11,571 messages
4th. @high coyote: 9,263 messages
5th. @buoyant aurora: 8,911 messages
Top Channel Sum: 227,553 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 86,595 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 76,437 messages
3rd. #🔢┃counting: 29,174 messages
4th. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,118 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 15,229 messages
Top Member Sum: 203 hours, 38 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 56 hours, 18 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 33 hours, 25 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 32 hours, 12 minutes
5th. @gentle venture: 31 hours, 39 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 326 hours, 32 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 198 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. #851421469782441995: 37 hours, 25 minutes
3rd. #851421628382183434: 36 hours, 45 minutes
4th. #768488587330453544: 32 hours, 46 minutes
5th. #983026313654853742: 21 hours, 10 minutes
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
🥇 12,528,327,778 - ˞˞˞abbie˞˞˞#7580 
🥈 4,502,919,829 - cyaintu#7777
🥉 2,871,412,726 - cIyde#8558 
🔹 1,537,033,650 - Studycat77#7054 
🔹 775,304,279 - Itz.#9785
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🔹 171,669,958 - rui#2005
pls help
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,747,043
Bank: ⏣ 2,067,369 / 2,067,969 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 11,203,412
pls beg
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 133,468
Bank: ⏣ 40,000 / 40,880 (97.8%)
Net: ⏣ 1,012,468
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,834
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
&work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
835
pls bal
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Wallet: ⏣ 243,859
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 30,680 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 564,859
hm
@faint creek You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 557,126
Bank: ⏣ 534,374 / 1,653,276 (32.3%)
Net: ⏣ 2,362,000
@faint creek Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
pls alert
Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands
Our second beta is coming very soon, here's more info on when and how to prepare your own server for it!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/second-beta-prep
(There is some really juicy new stuff to play with in this beta, more info soon)
@faint creek OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
pls job
@faint creek What color was next to the word gun?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,000 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 574,126
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,108,500
pls sell
no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls inventory
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Candy Cane ─ 2
ID candycane ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
1x 
⏣ 21,293
⏣ 1,675,295
pls use banknote all
1x 
⏣ 50,722
⏣ 1,726,017
pls use banknote
1x 
⏣ 69,507
⏣ 1,795,524
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls shop
Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
pls buy life
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
&work
pls bal
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
509 .
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,108,500 / 1,796,251 (61.7%)
Net: ⏣ 1,411,000
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
3,519!
You have placed a bet of
3,813 on black.
@deft escarp You have an unread alert! Type