You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾
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You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,834.
Pls beg
Pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
6
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (6) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
11
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 10
Pls triv
You got that answer correct massive brain, you also got 2,000 coins.
According to Toby Fox, what was the method to creating the initial tune for Megalovania?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1654691257:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
750
You've got mail!
pls bet
@willow ice You need to bet something.
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
@willow ice You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@willow ice OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
pls alert
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Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
pls settings
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
DM Notifications - dmNotifications -
Disabled
When enabled, notifications you receive in pls notifications will be DM'd to you.
Vote Reminders - voteReminder -
Disabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a notification 12 hours after your last vote for Dank Memer. (Only gives you the notif once you run a command, will not remind you out of nowhere)
Level up notifications - levelNotifs -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not you will get notifications for leveling up.
Level up Messages - levelMessages -
Disabled
Toggles whether or not the bot will send your level up notifications straight to the chat or to your notifications.
Reply Pings - pings -
Enabled
When disabled, discord native replies will not ping you when replying.
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls coins
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 379,177 / 394,897 (96.0%)
Net: ⏣ 13,816,137
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 7
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 33
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 26
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 12
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
pls use cell phone
@willow ice memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
s
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@willow ice
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
n
@willow ice Successfully sent your text message to Sasuke ♫!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.
pls use cell phone
@willow ice memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
SASUKE ♫ hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 7
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 33
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 26
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 12
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
pls inv 2
Coin Bomb ─ 14
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 30
ID fish ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 7
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fake ID ─ 8
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 11
ID bread ─ Sellable
pls use fakeid
Check your DMs for your new ID!
You have 7x Fake ID left.
pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 14m and 44s until you can work again!
s?stats me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,380 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,691 messages
7 Days: 1,521 messages
24 Hours: 1,335 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654698445:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
993
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
965
&dep all
Deposited
1,344 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
480,654
480,654
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 44,168 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 11,040 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 10,079 messages
3rd. @fleet estuary: 8,355 messages
4th. @high coyote: 7,765 messages
5th. @spice moth: 6,929 messages
Top Channel Sum: 227,669 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 100,204 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 72,843 messages
3rd. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,146 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 18,497 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 15,979 messages
Top Member Sum: 155 hours, 30 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 49 hours, 47 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 47 hours, 55 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 24 hours, 11 minutes
4th. @eager sail: 17 hours, 23 minutes
5th. @uncut scaffold: 16 hours, 14 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 273 hours, 30 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 157 hours, 52 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 36 hours, 13 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 33 hours, 36 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 26 hours, 41 minutes
5th. #851421771181326377: 19 hours, 8 minutes
&work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
845
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654700193:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
875 to your bank!
Reminder @wind gale: w
s?stats me
@fading dock (Dizer§#5167)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1653634422:D> (<t:1653634422:R>)
Created On: <t:1653575003:D> (<t:1653575003:R>)
User ID: 979389292688318534
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 433 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 464 messages
7 Days: 432 messages
24 Hours: 34 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
&work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
496
&dep all
Deposited
6,976 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

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Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You sell V-bucks and make
223!
&dep all
Deposited
3,227 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
339,523
339,523
&collect
You can next collect income in 29 minutes and 35 seconds.
&collect
You can next collect income in 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
&work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
263
&dep all
Deposited
1,485 to your bank!
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
2,936,133
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,723,669
3. Aulys#5868 •
1,690,270
4. michasia#6442 •
1,671,742
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,576,007
6. quik#5071 •
1,500,181
7. ombri#5658 •
1,154,102
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,022,865
9. Sude#2397 •
1,003,389
10. Syrme#9867 •
986,695
&with 100000
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
100,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
429
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654705774:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 11 minutes and 15 seconds.
&work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
627 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654706930:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
675 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1654872538:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Problas#0001 •
539,863
12. _tsuki#8497 •
535,191
13. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
481,037
14. Kyrela#9409 •
455,317
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
397,190
16. Rizbik#0244 •
382,252
17. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
341,560
18. Reyyz#6960 •
341,244
19. alucardoceanic#0458 •
292,310
20. DugsMicha#6533 •
259,062
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 20d, 1h and 9m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls yearly
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
247 for your team winning!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654707418:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
452 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
Reminder @worldly dirge: c
&dep all
Deposited
8,445 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.
-remind 2d c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1654873933:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
S?stats me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,389 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,708 messages
7 Days: 1,538 messages
24 Hours: 1,352 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
725 for your hard work
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654713133:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
884.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654714647:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
993 to your bank!
&work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
741 for watching.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&money
&dep all
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
741 to your bank!
&work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
749.
&work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
547.
-remind 2h
Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>
[-channel channel:Channel]
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654719444:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
575 to your bank!
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
951
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654720356:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You went to work and gained
350
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654720744:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
427, as it was originally their job
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654721869:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
822 to your bank!
Reminder @wind gale: c
pls inventory
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,465
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls sell seaweed
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 733
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,663
pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 798,818
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 108,151 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 2,320,818
pls work
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls sell fish
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,198
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,663
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls weekly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 45m and 57s
The default cooldown is 7d.
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

&work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
208
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
338
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654726679:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
338 to your bank!
&work
You make a living selling weed for
706 a day
Reminder @wind gale: w
pls meme
pls meme
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
pls meme
&work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
438
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654728386:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,428 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,770 messages
7 Days: 1,600 messages
24 Hours: 1,054 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
s?me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,428 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,770 messages
7 Days: 1,600 messages
24 Hours: 1,054 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
s?me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,428 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,770 messages
7 Days: 1,600 messages
24 Hours: 1,054 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
s?me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,428 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,770 messages
7 Days: 1,600 messages
24 Hours: 1,054 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
s?me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,428 messages
Voice: destruction in 5: 4 minutes
30 Days: 1,770 messages
7 Days: 1,600 messages
24 Hours: 1,054 messages
30 Days: 4 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 50000
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
50,000.
&russian-roulette start
AA.#6666 pulls the trigger... and survives!
Makoto Watanabe#4292 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
F
Russian Roulette Survivors
@flint abyss won
50000
Deposited
100,056 to your bank!
&work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
246
De locos
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
1,468 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
432,122
432,122
&work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
855
&dep all
Deposited
21,278 to your bank!
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

There are no chickens in the store.
Please use the command create-item Chicken.
Then edit the price using edit-item price Chicken <price>.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
559.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654729095:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
605 to your bank!
&work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
213, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
&with all
Withdrew
0 from your bank!
&bal
&roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
86,947 on red.
The ball landed on: black 2!
No Winners :(
f
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
8,891
115,269
124,160
._.
A.
A.
&work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
763 for your hard work
&dep all
Deposited
9,654 to your bank!
&bal
siono?
si
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&with 50000
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 50000
&russian-roulette 50000
&with 50000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
50,000.
Withdrew
50,000 from your bank!
&russian-roulette 50000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
50,000.
&russian-roulette start
NOOOO
Russian Roulette Survivors
@compact sentinel won
25000
@lethal frigate won
25000
SIIII
ajjaja
JODANSE
Deposited
75,087 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 1 minute.
You sell bananas for
645
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,054 on black
The ball landed on black 6
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
2,108
:check: You have placed a bet of
500 on black
The ball landed on black 29
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
1,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
250 on black
The ball landed on black 22
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
500
:check: Deposited
2,858 to your bank!
not much profit
Reminder @left coral: w
&crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
95 fine.
&work
You clean off the counters and get paid
644
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654736416:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
489
&dep all
Deposited
1,969 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
59403719: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 day 4 hours and 59 minutes from now (<t:1654839314:f>)
59473219: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 24 minutes from now (<t:1654736416:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
267.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654743643:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

pls work
@fallow sleet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 16,000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 17,000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 18,000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 19,000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 20,000 per hour
pls work youtuber
@fallow sleet Congratulations, you are now working as a YouTuber!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 16,000 per hour.
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose fewer coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
pls work
@fallow sleet What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,000 for an hour of work.
&work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
661.
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@wraith pecan You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a pilot and earn
278
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654750914:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
287.
&work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
627 for your contributions !
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
what
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
812 from a thrown out wallet.
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
@heavy nimbus Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.
@heavy nimbus You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Check “pls drops”, we are dropping lots of old drops again as previously promised!
This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!
Current Drops:
Fart In A Bottle

Cost: ⏣ 5,000,000

In Stock: 11,938/15,000

Limit per User: 20

Limited to: Patrons

Until: <t:1654833600:f>
Upcoming Drops:
Fart In A Bottle

Drops: <t:1654837200:f>
Pepe Ribbon

Drops: <t:1655049600:f>

Drops: <t:1655838000:f>
Pepe Sus

Drops: <t:1655319600:f>

Drops: <t:1655899200:f>
Toilet Paper

Drops: <t:1655373600:f>

Drops: <t:1655460000:f>

Drops: <t:1655632800:f>
Cursed Pepe

Drops: <t:1655956800:f>
Enchanted Badosz's Card

Drops: <t:1656604800:f>
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
887 to help fund the project!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654758798:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
653.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654759757:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
213
:check: Deposited
328 to your bank!
:check: Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
:check: Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
550 on black
The ball landed on black 20
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
1,100
:check: You have placed a bet of
275 on black
The ball landed on black 13
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
550
:check: You have placed a bet of
400 on black
The ball landed on black 26
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
800
:check: You have placed a bet of
125 on black
The ball landed on black 15
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
250
wow four in a row.
had I known that would happen I would have done everything.
but ofc i could never have known.
&work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
943
&dep all
Deposited
3,859 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
347,468
347,468
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 8 hours.
&work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
961!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654764721:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
S?stats 7F
This command has sub-commands. See usage below.
s?stats <sub-command> [args]``````Key: <required>, [optional]
channel, me, members, messages, server, top, user, voice```
s?stats me
s?stats me messages
s?stats top
s?stats members
s?stats channel #general```
s?stats 758862771441369138
This command has sub-commands. See usage below.
s?stats <sub-command> [args]``````Key: <required>, [optional]
channel, me, members, messages, server, top, user, voice```
s?stats me
s?stats me messages
s?stats top
s?stats members
s?stats channel #general```
s?stats
This command has sub-commands. See usage below.
s?stats <sub-command> [args]``````Key: <required>, [optional]
channel, me, members, messages, server, top, user, voice```
s?stats me
s?stats me messages
s?stats top
s?stats members
s?stats channel #general```
s?stats user 758862771441369138
@visual breach (7F#2077)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645219582:D> (<t:1645219582:R>)
Created On: <t:1600997383:D> (<t:1600997383:R>)
User ID: 758862771441369138
Message: #👾┃general: 96 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 136 messages
7 Days: 79 messages
24 Hours: 2 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
942
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654768256:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
438
&dep all
Deposited
892 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
&work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
722
&dep all
Deposited
722 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654769898:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls daily
⏣ 44,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 41 minutes and 40 seconds
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Musician.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Pls pet
Prestige 2




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(74 / 100)
Level 20
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 19 → 20
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What color was next to the word bear?
@slate shore What color was next to the word panda?
@slate shore What color was next to the word bear?
Pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 250, now you can do some laundry!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 2,060
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
8
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 7
Pls triv
no bonehead, the correct answer was 2011
When was the game 'Portal 2' released?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Adventure on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1654766482:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
Reminder @wind gale: w
Reminder @slate shore: Adventure on Dank Memer.
pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 3,709.
pls beg
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,144
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
2
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (2) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
1
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 1. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Dollar Flu
What is the name of the virus that infected New York in Tom Clancy's The Division?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Adventure on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1654770135:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
977
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654774940:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
s?me
@viscid inlet (HH15#8697)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645814769:D> (<t:1645814769:R>)
Created On: <t:1613726019:D> (<t:1613726019:R>)
User ID: 812250540679233556
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,681 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 2,000 messages
7 Days: 1,872 messages
24 Hours: 956 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work as a model and earn
719
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654776020:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 •
2,943,163
2. Aulys#5868 •
1,834,476
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,729,240
4. michasia#6442 •
1,674,937
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,625,775
6. quik#5071 •
1,504,455
7. ombri#5658 •
1,156,890
8. TheMax#7378 •
1,051,728
9. Sude#2397 •
1,038,851
10. Syrme#9867 •
1,014,193
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
Reminder @slate shore: Adventure on Dank Memer.
&work
You do some work around the house for
242
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
11,890

Value: 20

Value: 26
&bj all
Result: Win
23,780

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
&bj all
Result: Win
47,560

Value: 18

Value: 17
Deposited
80,000 to your bank!
&bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
&money
&dep all
Deposited
15,120 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
&with 15000
Withdrew
15,000 from your bank!
&work
You work as a zoologist and earn
338
&dep all
Deposited
411 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
347,879
347,879
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 3 hours.
&work
You worked as a businessman and earned
996
&dep all
Deposited
996 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654781722:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
481
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654782156:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 5 minutes.
&work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
408
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654785689:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,746 to your bank!
&work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
657
&dep all
Deposited
6,033 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
&withdraw all
Withdrew
25,801 from your bank!
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
25,801 on black.
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
977 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
&dep all
Deposited
994 to your bank!
&withdraw all
Withdrew
53,709 from your bank!
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
53,709 on black.
The ball landed on: ** 0**!
No Winners :(
&bal
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work as the president and earn
410
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654789374:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls use new player pack
&hel
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
748
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&blackjack 1
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
&blackjack 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 27

Value: 10
&blackjack 1
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
&blackjack 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 24

Value: 5
&blackjack 100
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
&blackjack 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: Soft 13

Value: 18
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
&economy-stats
13,192,813
25,260,530
38,453,343
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 100 red
You have placed a bet of
100 on red.
The ball landed on: red 25!
Winners:
@distant quartz won
200
You have placed a bet of
100 on red.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
&work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
758
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654789883:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
758 to your bank!
&work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
254.
&dep all
Deposited
78,339 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
460,461
460,461
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654792038:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
658
:check: You have placed a bet of
500 on black
The ball landed on red 21
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
600 on black
The ball landed on red 27
No winners
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,200 on black
The ball landed on black 4
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
2,400
:check: You have placed a bet of
100 on black
The ball landed on black 13
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
200
:check: Deposited
3,530 to your bank!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
509!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1654792910:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,887 to your bank!
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 13 minutes and 56 seconds
pls work
@vapid root You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
pls work list 4
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 27,000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 28,000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 29,000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 30,000 per hour
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 31,000 per hour
pls work day
@vapid root Congratulations, you are now working as a Day Trader!
You're required to work at least 5 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 28,000 per hour.
pls work
@vapid root What color was next to the word split?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,000 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 175,853
⏣ 0
⏣ 15,938,112
pls use bank
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 306,592
⏣ 16,428,490
&work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
473 for watching.
&dep all
Deposited
473 to your bank!
&bal
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Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
Pls work musician
@slate shore Congratulations, you are now working as a Musician!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 23,000 per hour.
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
Pls beg
Pls crime
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
2
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (2) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 4
Pls triv
no fool, the correct answer was Nick
Which of these is NOT a playable character in "Left 4 Dead"?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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&work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
338 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
&crime
The local street gang pays you
1,128 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
@gleaming minnow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 20 minutes and 1 second
@gleaming minnow Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 3d, 16h and 11m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
369
-remind 2h w
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Reminder @left coral: w
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
pls work
@vapid root What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,000 for an hour of work.
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d, 5h and 58m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
438 .
&dep all
Deposited
1,164 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
461,625
461,625
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&work
You work as a comedian and earn
835
-remind 2h w
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Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
745
-remind 2h work
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&dep all
Deposited
1,413 to your bank!
&work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
760 for doing his job.
-remind 2h
Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>
[-channel channel:Channel]
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed
-remind 2h w
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&dep all
Deposited
760 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
200
&dep all
Deposited
200 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,244, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls beg
Pls crime
Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
10
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 13
Pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Yeezus
Which album was released by Kanye West in 2013?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Music
Pls use phone
@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
W
On the phone with Boss
ITSHYDRA yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS Oh, sorry to hear ItsHydra! Hope you get better soon. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Have a good one!
Call disconnected.
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&work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
426.
-remind 2h w
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s?top june
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 44,480 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 11,243 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 10,194 messages
3rd. @fleet estuary: 8,248 messages
4th. @high coyote: 7,988 messages
5th. @spice moth: 6,807 messages
Top Channel Sum: 226,403 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 97,431 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 74,670 messages
3rd. #🌍┃portuguese┃português: 20,216 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 18,574 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 15,512 messages
Top Member Sum: 162 hours, 9 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 51 hours, 58 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 50 hours, 24 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 24 hours
4th. @uncut scaffold: 18 hours, 23 minutes
5th. @eager sail: 17 hours, 24 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 287 hours, 34 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 169 hours, 7 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 36 hours, 13 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 33 hours, 36 minutes
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s?me
@vestal iris (Vainz#8943)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1654015852:D> (<t:1654015852:R>)
Created On: <t:1645957182:D> (<t:1645957182:R>)
User ID: 947437834833395783
Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 2,281 messages
Voice: #851421535642320906: 48 hours, 35 minutes
30 Days: 2,765 messages
7 Days: 627 messages
24 Hours: 76 messages
30 Days: 50 hours, 24 minutes
7 Days: 16 hours, 12 minutes
24 Hours: 2 hours, 29 minutes
@tawny mason You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,883,423
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 165,466 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,690,583
pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!