#🤖┃bot-commands
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not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (2) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
7
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 4
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Raigor Stonehoof
In Dota 2, what is Earthshaker's real name?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
794
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653406622:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
794 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1653572232:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. _tsuki#8497 •
512,284
12. Problas#0001 •
487,868
13. Reyyz#6960 •
418,316
14. Kyrela#9409 •
397,813
15. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
329,951
16. Rizbik#0244 •
326,736
17. lilaylulo#2935 •
313,499
18. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
248,092
19. v1cmak26#2126 •
248,012
20. LΣXON#6669 •
239,947
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 22 minutes.
&work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
698.
&dep all
Deposited
2,792 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
pls daily
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 11 minutes and 42 seconds
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 16d, 22h and 25m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

&bal
&dep ALL
Deposited
44 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day.
Here you go! 
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@worldly bloom Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
Pls pet




(12%)
5h and 56m until empty




(7%)
3h and 13m until empty




(12%)
5h and until empty




(77%)
9h and 11m until empty




(27%)




(99 / 100)
Level 6
Pls pet
@worldly bloom Neko-Chan leveled up! 6 → 7
You now have an extra point to spend in training.




(93%)
1d and 20h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(81%)
1d and 15h until empty




(100%)
11h and 58m until empty




(94%)




(82 / 100)
Level 7
You took Neko-Chan to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 6,666
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word ears?
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
@worldly bloom Click the buttons in correct order!
&work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
874.
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
606
&dep all
Deposited
606 to your bank!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653408757:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
Pls pet




(93%)
1d and 20h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 57m until empty




(98%)




(5 / 100)
Level 8
You paid ⏣ 1,333 to take Neko-Chan to a fun little carnival down the street
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word girl?
@worldly bloom Neko-Chan leveled up! 7 → 8
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
&dep alp
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
1,181 to your bank!
& work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
392, as it was originally their job
& collect
You can next collect income in 1 day.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653409416:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You eat bananas for a living and get
853
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
960
329,888
330,848
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653409459:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
862!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653409512:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
376 anyway.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653413850:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
436 to your bank!
&work
You develop games for a living and earn
560.
&dep all
Deposited
560 to your bank!
&bal
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You... just ruined the entire spacecraft with your rank urine
- You lost your :Apple: Apple
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,259, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls beg
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 3,008 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
7
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 7. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Figaro
In the Rossini opera, what was the name of 'The Barber of Seville'?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
Reminder @hushed scaffold: w
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
366
:check: Deposited
366 to your bank!
:check: Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
:check: You have placed a bet of
500 on black
:check: You have placed a bet of
250 on even
The ball landed on black 29
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
1,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on black 20
Winners:
@gleaming crane won
2,000
:check: You have placed a bet of
750 on black
The ball landed on red 9
No winners
:check: Deposited
1,500 to your bank!
&work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
286
Reminder @wind gale: w
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
281 for your contributions !
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653416645:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&roulette
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
The ball landed on: black 2!
Winners:
@frank igloo won
200
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&dep max
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
386 to your bank!
&work
You did a fundraiser and raised
848
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653416758:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
221
&dep all
Deposited
1,658 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
331,546
331,546
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653417109:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&withdraw 100
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
&crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
1,916 from unsuspecting investors.
&dep all
Deposited
2,016 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
785.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
785

Value: 20

Value: 24
&work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
466.
?rank
Aliases: ?team
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage:
?rank [rank name]
Example:
?rank Mystic
oops
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
216.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653421732:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 51 minutes and 45 seconds.
&work
You cannot work for 17 minutes and 19 seconds.
?whois
@hollow vapor
Sun, Dec 20, 2020 1:51 AM
Sun, Apr 15, 2018 7:40 PM
<@&859188189452697632> <@&769226159011004456> <@&915187078533353482> <@&891676171962564628> <@&769230735495790635> <@&793485691400093716> <@&755687116645728337> <@&719219782221692949> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&830192969914646550> <@&722534621484679219> <@&907214888068329532>
&work list
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
667.
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
&work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
810 off your new game.
&dep all
Deposited
958 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
332,504
332,504
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653424321:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
523
&collect
You can next collect income in 19 hours and 54 minutes.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653424428:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
700
&work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
935 for your services.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653425257:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
587.
&dep all
Deposited
4,265 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
248,679
248,679
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
250,171
250,171
&work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
389
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653425391:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
389 to your bank!
Reminder @hushed scaffold: w
&work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
716 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653428964:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls daily
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
⏣ 27,625 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 5 minutes and 13 seconds
pls dep all
⏣ 243
⏣ 369,915
⏣ 14,594,507
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 4 minutes and 33 seconds
-remind 4h daily
Set a reminder in 4 hours from now (<t:1653436544:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls work
@vapid root You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list 3
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 27,000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 28,000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 29,000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 30,000 per hour
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 31,000 per hour
pls work devl
@vapid root You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate
pls work dev
@vapid root Congratulations, you are now working as a Developer!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 27,000 per hour.
pls work
@vapid root What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,000 for an hour of work.
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
716!
&dep all
Deposited
1,249 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
333,753
333,753
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653431544:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 41,919 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 12,074 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 8,423 messages
3rd. @high coyote: 7,736 messages
4th. @spice moth: 6,916 messages
5th. @eternal mason: 6,770 messages
Top Channel Sum: 223,873 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 111,467 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 63,024 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 21,051 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,503 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 13,828 messages
Top Member Sum: 74 hours, 46 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 25 hours, 46 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 14 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 13 hours, 14 minutes
4th. @gleaming crane: 12 hours, 30 minutes
5th. @gleaming pumice: 8 hours, 38 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 148 hours, 15 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 59 hours, 12 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 35 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. #851421771181326377: 21 hours, 4 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 17 hours, 8 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 15 hours, 33 minutes
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
581
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653432482:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
972 for your team winning!
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
757.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653432946:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls work
Work for Developer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,000 for an hour of work.
pls work
@vapid root You need to wait 59m and 54s until you can work again!
-remind 1h work
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1653430451:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @hushed scaffold: w
s?t
S?me
@sterile chasm (WantedApe#7835)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1646952283:D> (<t:1646952283:R>)
Created On: <t:1562554730:D> (<t:1562554730:R>)
User ID: 597622599295696897
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 2,846 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 2,868 messages
7 Days: 564 messages
24 Hours: 62 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 41,995 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 12,131 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 8,441 messages
3rd. @high coyote: 7,736 messages
4th. @spice moth: 6,916 messages
5th. @eternal mason: 6,771 messages
Top Channel Sum: 224,788 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 112,180 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 63,216 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 21,060 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,503 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 13,829 messages
Top Member Sum: 74 hours, 46 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 25 hours, 46 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 14 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 13 hours, 14 minutes
4th. @gleaming crane: 12 hours, 30 minutes
5th. @gleaming pumice: 8 hours, 38 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 148 hours, 15 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 59 hours, 12 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 35 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. #851421771181326377: 21 hours, 4 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 17 hours, 8 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 15 hours, 33 minutes
Reminder @vapid root: work
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
970 to help fund the project!
&dep all
Deposited
1,474 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
335,227
335,227
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653438759:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
384.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653438785:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls work
@vapid root What color was next to the word css?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,000 for an hour of work.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
966.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653439704:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
875
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 42,568 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 12,156 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 8,987 messages
3rd. @high coyote: 7,737 messages
4th. @spice moth: 6,916 messages
5th. @eternal mason: 6,772 messages
Top Channel Sum: 225,273 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 112,563 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 63,304 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 21,071 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,503 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 13,832 messages
Top Member Sum: 74 hours, 46 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 25 hours, 46 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 14 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 13 hours, 14 minutes
4th. @gleaming crane: 12 hours, 30 minutes
5th. @gleaming pumice: 8 hours, 38 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 148 hours, 15 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 59 hours, 12 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 35 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. #851421771181326377: 21 hours, 4 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 17 hours, 8 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 15 hours, 33 minutes
Reminder @vapid root: daily
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
4 minutes and 1 second
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
560
&dep all
Deposited
1,446 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
336,673
336,673
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653445972:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @hushed scaffold: work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
687
&dep all
Deposited
2,003 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653446068:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
523 anyway.
&work
You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
926.
Reminder @flint abyss: collect
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
902.
&dep all
Deposited
1,254 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
337,927
337,927
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653453186:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @hushed scaffold: work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
740
&work
You cannot work for 57 minutes and 1 second.
&work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
210
&dep all
Deposited
1,709 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 17 minutes and 43 seconds.
!help
&work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
845
&dep all
Deposited
845 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653457108:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls daily
⏣ 38,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 21 minutes and 24 seconds
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 8,050 for a sub-par hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
Prestige 2




(96%)
22h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(95%)
22h and 45m until empty




(100%)
5h and 58m until empty




(98%)




(32 / 100)
Level 2
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
You got away, the aliens didn't enjoy their jobs enough to fight you over it
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls scout
Pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,972 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
Pls beg
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
14
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
6
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (6) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 500 coins.
What type of animal was Harambe, who was shot after a child fell into it's enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1653453737:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Pls bal
@tacit garden You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,000 / 5,000 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 3,100,000
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls passive mode
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 38,338
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 338,338
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
60,974
167,992
228,966
You work as a pumpkin picker
462
You work as a starving college student, you found
337 on the ground.
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 10000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
10,000.
DugsMicha#6533 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@slate shore won
10000
Deposited
7,397 to your bank!
&with 500
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
&blackjack 250
Result: Bust
-250

Value: 22

Value: 6
Deposited
51,311 to your bank!
You cannot work for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)

Result: Bust
-250

Value: 28

Value: 3
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
&blackjack 500
Result: Win
500

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
🧐 👍
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

&item-info hammer
Bonkcat's Hammer
500,000
Fearless, ruthless, an absolute war-machine waiting to bonk it's next victim...
Yes
No time limit
10
None
<@&853239953974755339>
None
None
Nothing to see here!
Use an item with the use [quantity] <name> command.





@slate shore you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 25,001
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 3,960 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 40,976
I mean you use it, it's gone
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours and 50 seconds
pls daily
@spice moth You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours and 46 seconds
@slate shore you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
pls monthly
@spice moth You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls alert
Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,050,001
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 4,440 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,065,976
⏣ 5,483
⏣ 39,036,706
⏣ 8,087,376
@slate shore you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Do pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,050,001
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 4,440 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,065,976
Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.
Wallet: ⏣ 39,036,706
Bank: ⏣ 8,087,376 / 8,087,376 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 609,629,107
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 19
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Send people the gift of pink phallic shaped items. Using this will send it to the person of your choice's inventory for them to find later.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 25 (14,856,528 traded today)
Common
Collectable
pinkphallicobject
- 'Phalliac' Bundle
Seaweed ─ 25
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 3
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 561
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 27
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 2
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 14
ID worm ─ Sellable
Alcohol ─ 6
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 3
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 11
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 4
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 1,028
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 15
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 5
ID boar ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 29
ID sand ─ Tool
Prestige 3
Title: Kek Lord
Badges:

117





11,729/11,800





Wallet: ⏣ 39,036,706
Bank: ⏣ 8,087,376
Net: ⏣ 609,629,107
Coin Multi: 108%
Gamble Multi: 22%
55 items (3,039 total) worth ⏣ 562,505,025
105 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
4,514,651 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
6,170 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Babysitter

I WANT ENDOS PROFILE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Check her inv
Do it 
Everyone wants the rage Alpha
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 19
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
&work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
972
&dep all
Deposited
1,614 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653460129:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
560!
&dep all
Deposited
680 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
338,607
338,607
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 40,452 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 11,219 messages
2nd. @compact sentinel: 8,590 messages
3rd. @high coyote: 7,148 messages
4th. @spice moth: 6,864 messages
5th. @eternal mason: 6,631 messages
Top Channel Sum: 217,879 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 109,513 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 60,095 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 20,547 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 14,149 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 13,575 messages
Top Member Sum: 76 hours, 18 minutes
1st. @naive thicket: 25 hours, 46 minutes
2nd. @vestal iris: 14 hours, 38 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 13 hours, 14 minutes
4th. @gleaming crane: 12 hours, 30 minutes
5th. @gleaming pumice: 10 hours, 10 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 148 hours, 15 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 59 hours, 12 minutes
2nd. #768488587330453544: 35 hours, 18 minutes
3rd. #851421771181326377: 21 hours, 4 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 17 hours, 8 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 15 hours, 33 minutes
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653460403:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
877
Pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word concert?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 3,335.
Pls beg
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,873 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
2
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (2) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
3
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 3. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 500 coins.
Which city is the capital of the United States of America?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Geography
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You cannot work for 50 minutes and 47 seconds.
&work
You work as a model and earn
560
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653465349:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
122,256 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1653630961:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
2,131,372
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,464,030
3. michasia#4656 •
1,302,364
4. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
1,212,948
5. quik#5071 •
1,184,341
6. ombri#5658 •
906,142
7. TheMax#7378 •
801,546
8. Syrme#9867 •
784,639
9. Sude#2397 •
750,777
10. Aulys#5868 •
648,952
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@cunning garden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@cunning garden You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work
@cunning garden You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work list discord mod
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls discord mod
pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
pls work discord mod
@cunning garden Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.
pls work
@cunning garden What color was next to the word moderator?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
pls work
@cunning garden You need to wait 59m and 48s until you can work again!
pls stream
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 53 minutes and 19 seconds
pls balance
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 37,523
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 766,023
pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 2,628 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls shop
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
pls highlow
This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!
You lost!
Your hint was 72. The hidden number was 39.
pls highlow
You'll be able to use this command again in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls lottery
This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy lottery tickets and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win.
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
plsmonthly
I guess that's a no, bro
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return, people will pay you (or not) based on how much they enjoy the meme.
@cunning garden You have to give coins, don't try to break me.
pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,106!
Your hint was 24. The hidden number was 47.
&work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
803 to help fund the project!
&work
You work as a model and earn
535
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&deposit all
Deposited
4,879 to your bank!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
603!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653472734:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Manager.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Pls daily
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
⏣ 33,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 52 minutes and 56 seconds
&work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
707
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653474858:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
4,075 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 5 hours and 41 minutes.
-remind 6h c
Set a reminder in 6 hours from now (<t:1653489285:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
551.
&dep all
Deposited
595 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653475143:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&with 4625
Withdrew
4,625 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Win
4,625

Value: 19

Value: 17
&dep all
Deposited
9,250 to your bank!
&work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
875.
&dep all
Deposited
3,837 to your bank!
&work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
854.
&dep all
Deposited
3,522 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
253,693
253,693
&collect
You can next collect income in 5 hours and 1 minute.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
&work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
529.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653478611:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
529 to your bank!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
757 from a thrown out wallet.
&dep all
Deposited
757 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653480372:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls scout
Pls beg
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,147 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
5
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
15
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 12
Pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Super Mario 64
Which Nintendo 64 game did NOT have Luigi in it?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1653476851:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
312
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653480691:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Report <User:Mention/ID> <Reason:Text>
Invalid arguments provided: Improper mention "Nyx#0290"
Report <User:Mention/ID> <Reason:Text>
Invalid arguments provided: Improper mention "Nyx"
Report <User:Mention/ID> <Reason:Text>
Invalid arguments provided: Improper mention "<Nyx#0290>"
-report @proven turret being racist "ching chang hnajo ching chong ji noo sing cho in zeir chunshun"
User reported to the proper authorities!
&work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
529 though.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653481231:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
wtf
these are the lyrics of a favorite song of mine
check this out
whats it called
cant post links here
tom ching chang hanji its literally the name of the song
ok lemme see
dont be offended bruh
mb mb
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You got featured and won
967
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653482116:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
736 for your services.
&dep all
Deposited
765 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653483180:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,394, but its covered in old gum...
Pls beg
Pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 19
Pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Genesis
What is the first book of the Old Testament?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1653481292:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
871, it must be your lucky day!
&collect-income
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 48 minutes.
pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return, people will pay you (or not) based on how much they enjoy the meme.
Reminder @hushed scaffold: work
&work
You found
750 on the floor.
&dep all
Deposited
750 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
254,443
254,443
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 30 minutes.
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 24 minutes.
&work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
471!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
439
&dep all
Deposited
439 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653487836:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
&work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
898
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653487926:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 16 minutes.
&work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
382
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
382 to your bank!
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
488
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1653489441:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
?av
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
IT WAS A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE! What on Earth (or in space...) were you thinking?
- You lost your :Apple: Apple
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,290, I wonder who left that up there
pls beg
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,315. Nice!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
Daily Box
Coins
⏣ 64,497
Pizza Slice
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