#🤖┃bot-commands
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Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
pls buy fishing
@reef sonnet bought 1x Fishing Pole
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls buy hunt
@reef sonnet bought 1x Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
752
&dep all
Deposited
988 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
273,060
273,060
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
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?afk working
@twin rose I set your AFK: working
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls inv
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 6,022,473
Bank: ⏣ 369,636 / 371,556 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 7,163,609
Pls work
@reef sonnet What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.
@reef sonnet You need to wait 59m and 47s until you can work again!
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Pls shop dragon
Reminder @cunning portal: w
&work
You work as a human statue and earn
542
&dep all
Deposited
542 to your bank!
&bal
&remind 2h w
I will remind you in 2 hours
&lb
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452,373
&collect
You can next collect income in 19 hours and 13 minutes.
&work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
562.
&dep all
Deposited
591 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652217809:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
864
Pls work
@worldly bloom You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work musician
@worldly bloom Congratulations, you are now working as a Musician!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 23,000 per hour.
Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
Pls inv
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls work
@reef sonnet You need to wait 40m and 35s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,041,473
Bank: ⏣ 369,636 / 371,676 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 6,392,109
Pls with all
⏣ 369,636
⏣ 5,411,109
⏣ 0
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(78 / 100)
Level 9
You hug Neko-Chan, aw.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls pm
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,223, did you steal this from a sick person???
This event has expired.
HERE IS AN EVENT, MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,897
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652211126:R>
16
8
Valorant
4
Pls vote
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 25 minutes and 53 seconds
Reminder @left coral: w
Pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
959.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
319 was earned.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652220351:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-remind 15min p
Set a reminder in 15 minutes from now (<t:1652214141:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
524
&dep all
Deposited
1,745 to your bank!
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
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1,656,611
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,177,981
3. michasia#4656 •
1,000,499
4. quik#5071 •
921,206
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
887,482
6. ombri#5658 •
693,553
7. TheMax#7378 •
619,982
8. Syrme#9867 •
614,368
9. Sude#2397 •
588,484
10. _tsuki#8497 •
452,405
-remind 15min p
Set a reminder in 15 minutes from now (<t:1652215058:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
Reminder @oak rose: p
&work
You eat bananas for a living and get
307
&crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
1,498.
&work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
610
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652222831:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
388 for doing it
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652223992:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
356
&work
You cannot work for 45 minutes and 4 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
576 to your bank!
&work
A drunk man pays you
342 to walk backwards.
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
342 to your bank!
&lb
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120,889
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Pls work
@vapid root You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 18 minutes and 59 seconds
Pls work dev
@vapid root Congratulations, you are now working as a Developer!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 27,000 per hour.
Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,000 for an hour of work.
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(96%)
1d and 21h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
11h and 51m until empty




(99%)




(22 / 100)
Level 32
You paid ⏣ 6,666 to take lisa lisa to the photo booth
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@vapid root lisa lisa leveled up! 31 → 32
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652220036:R>
16
9
FIFA 22
4
Pls work
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls work info
Hours Worked: 2
First Worked: 2 hours, 32 minutes and 23 seconds ago
Last Worked: 14 seconds ago
Earned: ⏣ 46,000
Successes: 2
Fails: 0
Hours Worked: 89
Earned: ⏣ 1,221,935
Successes: 58
Fails: 26
Promotions: 0 (+ 0)
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 58 minutes and 26 seconds
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 478, now you can do some laundry!
Pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,413 to go outside! Score!
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
613 after the pizzeria closes down.
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
ok
&work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 35 seconds.
Reminder @wind gale: w
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
719. Congrats!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652232251:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a model and earn
397
&dep all
Deposited
1,009 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
193,098
193,098
&collect
You can next collect income in 14 hours and 57 minutes.
pls work
@reef sonnet Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 9,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
c
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls pm
&work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
468
&bj all
Result: Win
468

Value: 21

Value: 20
&bj all
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
Reminder @vapid root: dank memer daily
?afk
@twin rose I set your AFK: AFK
&work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
523
&crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
2,419

Pls daily
Tip: Use a landmine and a padlock item to prevent people from robbing you!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 14 minutes and 14 seconds
@vapid root lisa lisa found a
Lucky Horseshoe for you!
-reminder dank memer daily
Set a reminder in less than 1 second from now (<t:1652229956:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @vapid root: memer daily
-reminder 1d dank memer daily
Set a reminder in 1 day from now (<t:1652316374:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
?afk
@vapid root I set your AFK: AFK
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
596 off of donations.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652239466:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 13 seconds.
&collect
You can next collect income in 12 hours and 39 minutes.
@twin rose I set your AFK: sleepin
pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.
&work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls inv
Common Fish ─ 2
ID fish ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 2
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Rabbit ─ 2
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
&work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
819
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652240670:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
🥇 987 - ♱⛧𝕊⋆𝕜⋆𝕊⛧♱#1157 
🥈 824 - Lucario07#2111
🥉 642 - kinda inactive#8883 
🔹 586 - Theønøx#0520
🔹 555 - ZivOfficial#4030 
pls rob
&work
You work as a wine taster and earn
249
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
720.
&work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
428 from a thrown out wallet.
Reminder @mighty sand: work
&work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
322
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652248005:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a model and earn
585
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652248348:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
409 anyway.
&dep all
Deposited
419 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652249072:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&with 2646
Withdrew
2,646 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
&bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
&bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
&bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 20

Value: 20
&bj all
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
pls beg
@hasty blaze What color was next to the word coffee?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 4,244 for a sub-par hour of work.
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
You found a Used Diaper 
no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls sell used diaper
@hasty blaze You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Used Diaper for ⏣ 16,667
pls bal
@hasty blaze You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 281,172
Bank: ⏣ 225,717 / 226,797 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 1,552,748
pls dep all
⏣ 1,080
⏣ 280,092
⏣ 226,797
&work
You worked at the office overtime for
774
&dep all
Deposited
774 to your bank!
&bal
Pls daily
⏣ 33,625 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 15 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(94%)
1d and 21h until empty




(91%)
21h and 50m until empty




(98%)
5h and 54m until empty




(96%)




(90 / 100)
Level 19
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 18 → 19
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore Pandy found a
Meme Box for you!
Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls use meme
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 2,784 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,290
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
12
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 13
Pls triv
You got that answer correct genius, you also got 1,000 coins.
Along with Gabe Newell, who co-founded Valve?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&dep all
Deposited
6,336 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
56524371: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 day and 57 minutes from now (<t:1652334512:f>)
56620197: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 1 minute from now (<t:1652248348:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
842
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&dep all
Deposited
842 to your bank!
&remind 2h w
I will remind you in 2 hours
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,659,554
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,180,346
3. michasia#4656 •
1,001,447
4. quik#5071 •
921,410
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
889,573
6. ombri#5658 •
694,516
7. TheMax#7378 •
620,847
8. Syrme#9867 •
615,273
9. Sude#2397 •
588,601
10. _tsuki#8497 •
453,488
&collect
You can next collect income in 9 hours and 33 minutes.
Pls adv
You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652247200:R>
16
10
Dota 2
4
Pls daily
⏣ 28,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 26 minutes and 33 seconds
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652247200:R>
16
10
Dota 2
4
Pls vote
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
&work
You help clean a horses stable for
602
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652255594:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
240 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
&dep all
Deposited
2,886 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652256514:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
&work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
217
-reminder 2h work
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&work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
897
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Pls adv
You see a shooting star!
Why would you do that, you absolute prick
- You lost your :RarePepe: Rare Pepe
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,150 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls vote
Pls item daily box
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 3,000 (111,499 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
782
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(89 / 100)
Level 11
@rapid flax Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(45 / 100)
Level 13
you bought a baguette for Chocola which cost you ⏣ 6,666
@rapid flax Chocola leveled up! 11 → 12
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@rapid flax Chocola leveled up! 12 → 13
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@rapid flax What color was next to the word weeb?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Pls inv
Tip Jar ─ 1
ID tipjar ─ Tool
&work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
667
&dep all
Deposited
704 to your bank!
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Pls pet




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(94%)
1d and 21h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(98%)




(26 / 100)
Level 10
You paid ⏣ 6,666 to take Neko-Chan to the photo booth
@worldly bloom Neko-Chan leveled up! 9 → 10
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls buy adv
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@worldly bloom bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
Pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
THIS TELESCOPE TOOK SO LONG TO BUILD AND YOU BROKE IT LIKE THIS WTF???
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
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30minutes and your stream has ended.
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1
<t:1652257680:R>
16
11
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
4
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
1
<t:1652259483:R>
17
12
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
4
Pls craft
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&work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
552
-reminder 2h work
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Pls item golden
&bal
&with 3590
Withdrew
3,590 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Win
3,590

Value: 20

Value: 17
&dep all
Deposited
7,180 to your bank!
&work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
638!
&dep all
Deposited
638 to your bank!
&remind 2h w
I will remind you in 2 hours
&lb
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&bal
&work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
315
&dep all
Deposited
315 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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Pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls stream
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<t:1652263871:R>
68
18
Get Stuffed
2
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,276, I wonder who left that up there
Pls beg
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,074. Nice!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (9) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 8
Pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was Wesley Schultz
Who is the lead singer of The Lumineers?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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&work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
515
Pls stream
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28
<t:1652263871:R>
71
18
Get Stuffed
2
Pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 500, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls beg
Pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Jared Leto
Who is the frontman of the band 30 Seconds to Mars?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
&work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
640.
&dep all
Deposited
640 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
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&work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
938
-remind 2h w
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Pls stream
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28
<t:1652263871:R>
75
18
Get Stuffed
2
Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You found a jar of some weird stuff!
- + 1 :JarOfSingularity: Jar Of Singularity
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 520, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls beg
"sure take this non-existent coin"
Pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 14. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was Karen Smith
In Mean Girls, who has breasts that tell when it's raining?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
&work
You sell your crab for
651, you monster
& crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
1,847 to the orphanage.
& blackjack
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&blackjack 600
Result: Dealer bust
600

Value: 20

Value: 23
&blackjack 600
Result: Win
600

Value: Soft 19

Value: 18
&blackjack 600
Result: Win
600

Value: 20

Value: 19
&blackjack
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&blackjack 600
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
Pls stream
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28
<t:1652263871:R>
79
18
Get Stuffed
2
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls scout
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,715.
Pls beg
Pls crime
You stole the identity of Chuck Norris... Unfortunately, he noticed it and MURDERED you in cold blood!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 17
Pls triv
You got that answer correct big brain, you also got 2,000 coins.
Who was not in the band "The Smiths"?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Music
Reminder @mighty sand: work
&work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
852
-reminder 2h work
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pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
pls stream
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<t:1652267969:R>
161
25
Get Stuffed
2
pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,409, why are you in your crawl space?
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 20. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Vilnius
What is the capital of Lithuania?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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&work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
835
-remind 2h w
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&work
You find
724 randomly lying in the gutter
-remind 2h w
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&dep all
Deposited
724 to your bank!
-reminders
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Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
795
&dep all
Deposited
795 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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You work as a lubricant tester and earn
714
&dep all
Deposited
2,681 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
pls daily
@carmine salmon You have an unread alert! Type
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Your next daily is ready in:
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pls monthly
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You work as a dumpster diver and earn
842
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
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Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&work
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&work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
984!
&dep all
Deposited
984 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
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&bal
Withdrew
3,804 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Win
3,804

Value: 21

Value: 18
&dep all
Deposited
7,608 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
4,551 to your bank!
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

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&work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
804 😃
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&work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
551.
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&work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
665 for watching.
&bal
&with 2608
Withdrew
2,608 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Loss
-2,608

Value: 16

Value: 21
&work
You work as a police officer and earn
995
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You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
381
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&work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
678
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pls work
@unreal seal Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 9,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,278, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls stream
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11
4
Animal Crossing
1
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
295. Good job.
-remind 2h w
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&dep all
Deposited
295 to your bank!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls search
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Reminder @worldly dirge: c
&dep all
Deposited
10,162 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 13 minutes and 45 seconds.
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&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&collect
You can next collect income in 13 seconds.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 10 minutes and 57 seconds.
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& collect
You can next collect income in 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
-remind 2m collect
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Reminder @wind gale: collect
& collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
You can next collect income in 22 minutes and 3 seconds.
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&collect
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You can next collect income in 20 minutes and 20 seconds.
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&work
You are paid
984 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
962 and given a bottle of wine.
-remind 2h work
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&work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
605
&dep all
Deposited
605 to your bank!
-remind 2h w
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&work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
460
&dep all
Deposited
460 to your bank!
&bal
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,529, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
7
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 6
pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Nissan
Complete the following analogy: Audi is to Volkswagen as Infiniti is to ?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Vehicles
&dep all
Deposited
1,080 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
17 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
Banknote
Daily Box
Coins
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Pizza Slice
Pink Phallic Object
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