#🤖┃bot-commands
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You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

You flee and live to tell your story
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 25,000
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
60minutes and your stream has ended.
0
<t:1652171362:R>
15
97
Apex Legends
4
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls search
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 2,335.
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,574 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652172827:R>
Reminder @cunning portal: c
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
-remind 2d c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1652346354:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
698 though.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 60 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1652175005:R>
14
97
Lost Ark
4
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 20m and 30s until you can work again!
Pls inv
Rare Pepe ─ 5
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Seaweed ─ 14
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shooting Star ─ 2
ID shootingstar ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 37
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Star Fragment ─ 1
ID starfragment ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 5
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Pls Showcase
Edit your showcase with
pls showcase add/remove <item>
Items you add to your showcase are displayed on your profile.
They are also not removed from your inventory while prestiging or going OMEGA.
Pls Showcase add pepecoin
Added 2x
Pepe Coin to your showcase!
pls weekly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 1d, 12h and 23m
The default cooldown is 7d.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,639, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Cookie!
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,148 for an hour of work.
&work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
845
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652183508:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-reminders
Your reminders:
56457622: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 4 hours and 9 minutes from now (<t:1652277709:f>)
56458951: #964168860418850936: 'c' - in 6 hours and 27 minutes from now (<t:1652199565:f>)
56535207: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1652183508:f>)
56534539: #964168860418850936: 'w' - in 1 hour and 41 minutes from now (<t:1652182420:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
çalış türk
&work
You helped Bonkcat bonk some horny members, Bonkcat gives you
555 as a thank you. You're now thinking about getting a full-time job with him. Will Thor's hammer be enough for you?
&dep all
Deposited
555 to your bank!
&bal
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,011, but its covered in old gum...
Pls beg
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,161 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dig
@slate shore Pandy found a
Normie Box for you!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
9
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 6
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Guys and Dolls
In which 1955 film does Frank Sinatra play Nathan Detroit?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Film
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652180610:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652184216:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 23,393 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 60 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1652175005:R>
15
97
Lost Ark
4
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
el-ruben compiled ⏣ 11,714 and 1
Hunting Rifle
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,581, the garage is full of treasures
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,452. Nice!
Pls dep all
⏣ 600
⏣ 2,565,998
⏣ 4,128,448
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 2 minutes.
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls pet




(93%)
1d and 20h until empty




(93%)
1d and 20h until empty




(92%)
1d and 20h until empty




(70%)
8h and 26m until empty




(87%)




(77 / 100)
Level 8
You hug Neko-Chan, aw.
Pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
Reminder @mighty sand: work
&work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
429
-reminder 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652185842:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
213.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652186267:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
729
&dep all
Deposited
729 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652186328:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&with 3214
Withdrew
3,214 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Loss
-3,214

Value: Soft 18

Value: 20
&work
You serve the customers and receive
827
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652187041:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
827 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&bal
&work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
666 I think...
&dep all
Deposited
666 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,653,294
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,176,526
3. michasia#4656 •
999,176
4. quik#5071 •
891,285
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
883,261
6. ombri#5658 •
691,216
7. TheMax#7378 •
618,202
8. Syrme#9867 •
612,366
9. Sude#2397 •
584,236
10. _tsuki#8497 •
449,945
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 3 hours.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
"I AM THE SENATE!"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,352, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls beg
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,465 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
12
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 13
Pls triv
You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 1,000 coins.
In vanilla Minecraft, you can make armor out of all BUT which of the following?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652184297:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 23,393 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
60minutes and your stream has ended.
1
<t:1652181599:R>
15
2
Lost Ark
4
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
Your level got featured epic and you won
541
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652190725:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,653,294
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,177,097
3. michasia#4656 •
999,618
4. quik#5071 •
891,285
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
884,114
6. ombri#5658 •
691,437
7. TheMax#7378 •
618,403
8. Syrme#9867 •
612,366
9. Sude#2397 •
584,814
10. _tsuki#8497 •
449,945
&work
You work as an engineer and earn
400
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652191101:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work all day at the factory
663
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
762
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
pls beg
Reminder @mighty sand: w
&work
You bake cupcakes and receive
647
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652193182:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: w
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Reminder @left coral: w
verify
&work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
497 strewn about between the seats!
&dep all
Deposited
497 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652194739:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
867
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652196726:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
867 to your bank!
&work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
592.
pls stream
0
<t:1652190074:R>
10
4
Forza Horizon 5
0
&work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
710
&dep all
Deposited
710 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652197549:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word subtitles?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
28
<t:1652190419:R>
68
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
IT WAS A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE! What on Earth (or in space...) were you thinking?
- You lost your :IronShovel: Shovel
pls scout
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,863
pls beg
pls crime
Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
This event has expired.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 96.
ItsHydra answered first!
ItsHydra compiled ⏣ 7,289
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
16
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 19
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Jesse Eisenberg
Who voices the main character Blu in the 2011 animated film "Rio"?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Film
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652194092:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
751 near one of the potatoes
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652197994:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
28
<t:1652190419:R>
71
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 4,570, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
pls dig
&work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
269
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
&remind 2h w
I will remind you in 2 hours
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
3
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (3) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
2
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 1
pls triv
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 500 coins.
What war is Call Of Duty: Black Ops based on?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
&work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
989
&dep all
Deposited
3,538 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
192,089
192,089
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day.
&work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
773
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&deposit all
Deposited
4,163 to your bank!
&work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
431.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652199131:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
16
2
Fortnite
4
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 23,393 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
@worldly bloom You resigned from your position as Police Officer. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
16
2
Fortnite
4
Pls item camera
Pls item ring light
Pls item greenscreen
Pls item headphones
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
28
<t:1652190419:R>
74
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
pls beg
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,465 to go outside! Score!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls pm
pls guess
Pls search
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 4,062.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls crime
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Rad Mobile
Which game did "Sonic The Hedgehog" make his first appearance in?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
Pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
Pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
You ignored the object. BORING
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
16
2
Fortnite
4
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(39%)
4h and 40m until empty




(85%)




(19 / 100)
Level 9
You paid ⏣ 1,333 to take Neko-Chan to the photo booth
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@worldly bloom Neko-Chan leveled up! 8 → 9
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652192711:R>
Pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
16
2
Fortnite
4
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 33 minutes and 31 seconds
Pls pm
&work
You drive women to the store for
293
&dep all
Deposited
457 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
270,271
270,271
& work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
412!
&dep all
Deposited
412 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day.
& commands
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
1,671
Deposited
1,671 to your bank!
&bal
Pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
The entire Earth science industry thanks you for your help
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 100,000
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,920
⏣ 2,781,851
⏣ 4,130,368
Reminder @mighty sand: work
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
545.
-reminder 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652200406:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-reminders
Your reminders:
56524371: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 day 15 hours and 14 minutes from now (<t:1652334512:f>)
56549296: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 38 minutes from now (<t:1652199131:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1652190419:R>
78
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,914, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls beg
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
3
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 3. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
Who is the director of the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Film
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
16
2
Fortnite
4
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
28
<t:1652190419:R>
81
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,646, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
pls beg
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,806 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
9
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 9. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct wise guy, you also got 500 coins.
In the TV show "Cheers", Sam Malone was a former relief pitcher for which baseball team?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Television
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652197861:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652191982:R>
17
2
Fortnite
4
Pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
Pls work
@worldly bloom You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Pls work musician
@worldly bloom You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 15 minutes and 1 second
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
384.
&dep all
Deposited
547 to your bank!
-remind 2h e
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652201959:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 28 minutes.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,862,129
Bank: ⏣ 4,130,368 / 4,130,368 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 43,178,269
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 27 minutes.
Pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Tora
In "Xenoblade Chronicles 2", Which party member cannot use normal blades?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls bj 2129
Pls bj 10000
Pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
el-ruben dug up ⏣ 8,226 and 1
Cell Phone
Pls stream
s?m
Message stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
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<t:1652191982:R>
17
2
Fortnite
4
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652195046:R>
pls stream
- Your stream can last 44 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
28
<t:1652190419:R>
85
10
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
pls scout
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 797.
pls beg
pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 14
pls triv
You got that answer correct mastermind, you also got 1,000 coins.
What are tiny Thwomps called in Super Mario World?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&work
You cannot work for 39 minutes and 34 seconds.
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
744
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652204060:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
744 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
357
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652205223:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
524.
&dep all
Deposited
524 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652205409:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
44minutes and your stream has ended.
28
<t:1652197835:R>
161
18
Phasmophobia
2
pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
The entire Earth science industry thanks you for your help
- + ⏣ 100,000
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,361, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls beg
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,845
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
7
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 7. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Real Madrid C.F.
Who won the UEFA Champions League in 2017?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Sports
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652201870:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
239
&dep all
Deposited
508 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,655,313
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,177,713
3. michasia#4656 •
999,977
4. quik#5071 •
892,014
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
886,693
6. ombri#5658 •
691,715
7. TheMax#7378 •
619,982
8. Syrme#9867 •
613,394
9. Sude#2397 •
587,504
10. _tsuki#8497 •
451,353
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You receive a check of
596 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652206850:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
230
Reminder @mighty sand: w
&work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
618
&dep all
Deposited
4,849 to your bank!
&work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
555 for watching.
&dep all
Deposited
1,801 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
272,072
272,072
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652208257:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
1
<t:1652201096:R>
16
7
Rocket League
4
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 14 minutes and 49 seconds
Pls vote
Pls pet




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(18%)
2h and 6m until empty




(76%)




(19 / 100)
Level 9
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
Pls dig
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,091, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Pls crime
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,655,909
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,177,949
3. michasia#4656 •
999,977
4. quik#5071 •
892,175
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
887,304
6. ombri#5658 •
692,419
7. TheMax#7378 •
619,982
8. Syrme#9867 •
614,368
9. Sude#2397 •
587,531
10. _tsuki#8497 •
451,665
pls vote
pls work
@viscid inlet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@viscid inlet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
&work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
592
&dep all
Deposited
592 to your bank!
&money
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652210011:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,407 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,655,909
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,177,949
3. michasia#4656 •
999,977
4. quik#5071 •
892,175
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
887,438
6. ombri#5658 •
692,419
7. TheMax#7378 •
619,982
8. Syrme#9867 •
614,368
9. Sude#2397 •
587,531
10. _tsuki#8497 •
451,665
pls use daily 2
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
&store
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

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pls use banknote 8
8x 
⏣ 488,165
⏣ 489,605
pls balance
@viscid inlet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 188,458
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 489,605 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 634,458
pls alert
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&work
A drunk man pays you
346 to walk backwards.
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
rpg start
Let's learn how to play! Your goal is to level up and get items to become stronger, and then beat dungeons to unlock new areas and commands
Let's start with the first command, try to find a monster with hunt
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg hunt)
rpg hunt
Alireza_GGman¹⁴⁸ found and killed a
WOLF
Earned 12 coins and 6 XP
Lost 36 HP, remaining HP is 64/100
:bulb: TIP: Stronger monsters can be found with adventure
You may see that you have lost LIFE (HP), to heal yourself, you need a
life potion, buy one with buy life potion
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg buy life potion)
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 4 minutes.
&crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
137.
rpg hunt
First time playing, @viscid inlet? rpg start
rpg start
Let's learn how to play! Your goal is to level up and get items to become stronger, and then beat dungeons to unlock new areas and commands
Let's start with the first command, try to find a monster with hunt
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg hunt)
rpg hunt
HH15 found and killed a
GOBLIN
Earned 11 coins and 9 XP
Lost 34 HP, remaining HP is 66/100
:bulb: TIP: Stronger monsters can be found with adventure
You may see that you have lost LIFE (HP), to heal yourself, you need a
life potion, buy one with buy life potion
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg buy life potion)
rpg buy life potion
1
life potion successfully bought for 25 coins
:bulb: TIP: The shop has many useful items you can buy with coins
Now heal yourself with heal
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg heal)
rpg heal
HH15, your life has been restored
:bulb: TIP: Make sure to always keep your life above 0, otherwise you will die and lose 1 level!
It's time to learn how to get items, you need them to craft swords and armors! Use chop
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg chop)
rpg chop
HH15 got 2
wooden log
:bulb: TIP: There is another command you can use to get items: fish, more of these commands are unlocked once you advance on the game. You can also trade for items of the same value with trade
There are many items, swords and armors you can craft, use recipes to see them!
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg recipes)
rpg recipes
See more with rpg recipes [basic, advanced, tryhard, items, cook]
See a specific recipe with rpg recipes [recipe name]
wooden sword [4 at] ➜ 1
+ 15 
fish armor [9 def] ➜ 20
+ 10 
fish sword [13 at] ➜ 20
+ 5 
wolf armor [20 def] ➜ 120
+ 2
+ 2 
apple sword [32 at] ➜ 65
+ 40
+ 1 
eye armor [26 def] ➜ 1
+ 180
+ 3 
zombie sword [43 at] ➜ 230
+ 50
+ 3
+ 1 
banana armor [36 def] ➜ 20
+ 4 
ruby sword [63 at] ➜ 4
+ 1
+ 36 
epic armor [42 def] ➜ 125
+ 1 
ℹ️ Make sure you meet the level requirement!
:bulb: TIP: You can craft any recipe with craft
The commands that can help you to progress have a cooldown, you can see all of them with cd
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg cd)
rpg cd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Daily
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Weekly
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Lootbox
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Hunt
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Adventure
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Quest | Epic quest
:clock4: ~-~ Chop | Fish | Pickup | Mine (4m 32s)
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Horse breeding | Horse race
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Training
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
:bulb: TIP: Each command has a different cooldown
Finally, check the full list of commands with help!
Remember to add rpg before the command (rpg help)
rpg daily
@viscid inlet, you're still in the middle of the tutorial! Use rpg help
You can cancel the tutorial with rpg start
Reminder @left coral: w
&blackjack 500
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
209 in cash.
&blackjack 100
Result: Loss
-200

Value: 13

Value: 20
&work
You work as a model and earn
397
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652211283:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
397 to your bank!
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 11 minutes and 4 seconds
Pls work Santa
@reef sonnet Congratulations, you are now working as a Santa Claus!
You're required to work at least 5 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 29,000 per hour.
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls use bait
You put bait on your fishing pole. For the next 2 hours, you cannot fish and run into nothing.
You have 1x Fishing Bait left.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls pm
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 83
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 1
ID bait ─ Power-up
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
&withdraw 1000
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
&blackjack 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 19

Value: 23
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 18

Value: 23
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&money
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls shop ring
&blackjack 1000
Result: Loss
-1,000

Value: 16

Value: 19
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
This event has expired.
F IN THE CHAT
I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat
F
Le Croissant answered first!
Le Croissant reaped ⏣ 7,400
&blackjack 1000
Result: Dealer bust
1,000

Value: 18

Value: 22
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
&blackjack 500
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 6 seconds.
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls shop bank
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 120,000 (659,882 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
You don't own this item??
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
&work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
459
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652212999:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
501!
&bj all
Result: Loss
-1,502

Value: 17

Value: 20
Pls shop bank
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 120,000 (660,741 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 402,109
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 369,636 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 16,795,765
Pls dep all
⏣ 369,636
⏣ 32,473
⏣ 369,636
Pls kill @reef sonnet
Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 32,473
Bank: ⏣ 369,636 / 369,636 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 16,795,765
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls shop skunk
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
702!
-remind 2h work
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&work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
310 😃
-remind 2h w
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View reminders with the Reminders command
&collect
You can next collect income in 20 hours and 3 minutes.
-remind 20h collect
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Pls fish
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