#🤖┃bot-commands
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TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
Reminder @cunning portal: w
&work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
914, as it was originally their job
&dep all
Deposited
914 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
&lb
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416,448
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392,419
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269,000
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193,407
You milk a cow for
813
Deposited
1,345 to your bank!
&work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
828
&dep all
Deposited
907 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652133002:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @left coral: w
Pls work
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word arson?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,712 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Reminder @wind gale: w
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(88%)
1d and 18h until empty




(85%)
10h and 10m until empty




(93%)




(31 / 100)
Level 8
you spent ⏣ 1,333 on a big mac for Neko-Chan
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word catgirl?
Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
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&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
621.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652134651:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
621 to your bank!
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
&store
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
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&work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 18 hours.
&work
You work as a starving college student, you found
755 on the ground.
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
The planet was empty and you have NO FUEL, how lame.
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,113 for an hour of work.
pls daily
@opaque ibex You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 37 minutes and 52 seconds
pls alert
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https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
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Pls inv @opaque ibex
Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 3
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
ayo
s?me
@flint abyss (A.#0611)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1608799360:D> (<t:1608799360:R>)
Created On: <t:1592325587:D> (<t:1592325587:R>)
User ID: 722490621000155146
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 11,268 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 13,328 messages
7 Days: 2,805 messages
24 Hours: 264 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
I wanted to know
Why are u worried bc i looked ur inv
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls shop
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Ayo, are you paying
pls buy adventure ticket
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@opaque ibex bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
Oh, no, nothing
pls adventure
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
THIS TELESCOPE TOOK SO LONG TO BUILD AND YOU BROKE IT LIKE THIS WTF???
- Nothing interesting happened

Pls buy adventure ticket
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@worldly bloom bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
pls hunt
Pls adh
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 1,554, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Pls pm
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls pm
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,901, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Apple!
Pls beg
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Common Fish (⏣ 2,040)
x1
Junk (⏣ 544)
Total: ⏣ 2,584 (172% multi)
You successfully sold 2 items for ⏣ 2,584
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,452. Nice!
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,592
haha
Will u mind if i
N O
Pls bal @opaque ibex
Wallet: ⏣ 6,234,187
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 8,427,275
Fuck, are you millonaire
pls bal @worldly bloom
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Wallet: ⏣ 465,824
Bank: ⏣ 2,477,523
Net: ⏣ 47,324,119
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 465,824
Bank: ⏣ 2,477,523 / 2,636,146 (94.0%)
Net: ⏣ 47,324,119
yeah I am
ya homeless person
pls buy anti rob pack
@opaque ibex bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.
don't even try dude
Pls TRADE padlock, 1 @opaque ibex
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
no
Pls TRADE padlock 1, 1 @opaque ibex
Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing pls vote!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
buy it yoself
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Like Button ─ 3
ID likebutton ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 5
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Meteorite ─ 2
ID meteorite ─ Sellable
Motivational Poster ─ 1
ID poster ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Padlock ─ 7
ID padlock ─ Tool
pls vote
I have Seven, i wanted to give u one
dude you'll make bank if you sell shit
just say pls sell
and you'll be rich
you got tons of rare shit
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x5
Ant (⏣ 10,750)
x6
Boar (⏣ 51,600)
x2
Fresh Bread (⏣ 2,150)
x7
Deer (⏣ 30,100)
x1
Dragon (⏣ 64,500)
x14
Duck (⏣ 52,675)
x2
Exotic Fish (⏣ 21,500)
x9
Common Fish (⏣ 14,513)
x14
Garbage (⏣ 6,020)
x3
Jelly Fish (⏣ 51,600)
x2
Junk (⏣ 860)
x3
Ladybug (⏣ 19,350)
x2
Meteorite (⏣ 107,500)
x16
Rabbit (⏣ 51,600)
x11
Rare Fish (⏣ 59,125)
x14
Seaweed (⏣ 7,525)
x31
Skunk (⏣ 83,313)
x1
Star Fragment (⏣ 21,500)
x5
Stickbug (⏣ 21,500)
x22
Worm (⏣ 23,650)
Total: ⏣ 701,331 (115% multi)
See?
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls buy shovel
@worldly bloom bought 1x Shovel
and paid ⏣ 25,000
damn
700k
You managed to steal ⏣ 2,631. Money Heist!
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
Broken obtained ⏣ 14,570 and 1
Fresh Bread
el-ruben collected ⏣ 7,292 and 1
Cell Phone
I dont know why i have so many net
You ate some bread, and this bread is pretty good
You have 0x Fresh Bread left.
yum
Pls item freshbread
pls inv
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 3
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls meme box
Pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
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pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
A ship appears and they piss on your ship
- Nothing interesting happened
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1652128608:R>
10
0
Apex Legends
0
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 22 minutes and 48 seconds
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 1,280, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,351 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls buy camera mic sound card ring light headphones
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy camera
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
329!
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
pls shop keyboard
Pls use keyboard
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 38,524
Bank: ⏣ 2,360,563 / 2,501,000 (94.4%)
Net: ⏣ 36,550,715
pls with 200000
⏣ 200,000
⏣ 238,524
⏣ 2,160,563
pls buy keyboard
@unreal seal bought 1x Keyboard
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls buy mouse
You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
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Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You ignored this kitchen.... at least you took some coins with you
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
pls buy mouse
@unreal seal bought 1x Mouse
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls stream
0
<t:1652130499:R>
10
1
Grand Theft Auto V
0
pls stream
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 40s until you can work again!
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 3s until you can work again!
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Pls work
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word bad?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 7,571 for a sub-par hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
783
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652138019:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 458,496
Bank: ⏣ 2,477,523 / 2,637,106 (93.9%)
Net: ⏣ 47,067,291
Pls dep all
⏣ 159,583
⏣ 298,913
⏣ 2,637,106
Pls Scratch-off 8913
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 13,370
You won ⏣ 4,457 in total
You now have ⏣ 303,370
Pls Scratch-off 3370
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 4,718
You won ⏣ 1,348 in total
You now have ⏣ 304,718
&work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
439 stashed inside one of them.
&dep all
Deposited
729 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Aulys#5868 •
429,442
12. Problas#0001 •
416,600
13. Reyyz#6960 •
392,419
14. Kyrela#9409 •
312,814
15. lilaylulo#2935 •
270,027
16. Makoto Watanabe#4292 •
267,311
17. Rizbik#0244 •
255,136
18. LΣXON#6669 •
211,282
19. DugsMicha#6533 •
198,866
20. FrogMan#4369 •
194,071
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
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Pls use headphones
You added headphones to your setup. For the next 16 hours, your max "idle" time is higher!
You have 0x Headphones left.
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 60 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1652127249:R>
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You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
You ignored the object. BORING
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 304,718
Bank: ⏣ 2,637,106 / 2,637,586 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 47,073,096
Pls item knote
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 120,000 (915,890 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
/stars
10512 messages starred with a total of 44868 stars.
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🥉: [812248436006060032](#👾┃general message) (92 stars)
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🥈: @steel wing (1707 stars)
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🥇: @gentle venture (1498 stars)
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/star
10512 messages starred with a total of 44868 stars.
🥇: [956369509776773150](#🔊┃mc-announcements message) (189 stars)
🥈: [853319304924495903](#852804420982407168 message) (136 stars)
🥉: [812248436006060032](#👾┃general message) (92 stars)
🥇: @gentle venture (2366 stars)
🥈: @steel wing (1707 stars)
🥉: @real belfry (1230 stars)
🥇: @gentle venture (1498 stars)
🥈: @spice moth (758 stars)
🥉: @real belfry (754 stars)
oh
Pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 60 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
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Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652132654:R>
Pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652132776:R>
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1652132776:R>
Pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,630, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
Pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,488
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
This event has expired.
THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!
Let's see how big your knowledge is!
el-ruben answered first!
el-ruben got ⏣ 13,942
Pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
-reminders
Your reminders:
56452529: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 17 hours and 56 minutes from now (<t:1652285048:f>)
56473820: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 9 minutes from now (<t:1652134651:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
344
&dep all
Deposited
344 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 33 seconds.
@unreal seal What color was next to the word matlab?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 27,000 for an hour of work.
pls stream
0
<t:1652135791:R>
10
2
Lost Ark
0
pls fish
&work
You receive a check of
463 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
&crime
The almighty Bonkcat found out what you were up to and bonked you.
332
&bj 200
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
&balance
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
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879,173
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582,253
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449,673
How on earth-
&work
You got cloned for science. You earned
852
&dep all
Deposited
878 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
187,427
187,427
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&bal
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0
188,551
188,551
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
839
&bal
pls work
@unreal seal You need to wait 11m and 12s until you can work again!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls stream
0
<t:1652138695:R>
10
3
Fortnite
0
pls daily
@terse crag
Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000
@terse crag You have an unread alert! Type
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⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Your next daily is ready in:
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pls bal
@terse crag You have an unread alert! Type
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Wallet: ⏣ 2,161,250
Bank: ⏣ 2,750 / 7,200 (38.2%)
Net: ⏣ 4,049,000
Reminder @stoic compass: monthly
Pls beg
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 22h, 12m and 56s
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls daily
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Developer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Hdjsowkej
&work
You milk a cow for
333
&dep all
Deposited
1,238 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
268,012
268,012
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pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,864 for a sub-par hour of work.
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@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
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Wallet: ⏣ 4,279,997
Bank: ⏣ 1,379,161 / 1,392,001 (99.1%)
Net: ⏣ 8,370,658




(97%)
11h and 37m until empty




(72%)
5h and 45m until empty




(36%)
17h and 16m until empty




(93%)
4h and 26m until empty




(74%)




(76 / 100)
Level 1
you bought a baguette for Ducky which cost you ⏣ 333
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@slate shore Ducky leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore What color was next to the word pond?
pls pet




(97%)
11h and 36m until empty




(72%)
5h and 44m until empty




(68%)
1d and 8h until empty




(92%)
4h and 25m until empty




(82%)




(92 / 100)
Level 1
you spent ⏣ 1,666 on a big mac for Ducky
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
&work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
692
-remind 2h work
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Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Santa Claus.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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Pls daily
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&work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
450
&work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
418
&collect income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x8
Ant (⏣ 10,160)
x8
Boar (⏣ 40,640)
x5
Fresh Bread (⏣ 3,175)
x2
Corncob (⏣ 2,540)
x1
Corndog (⏣ 1,270)
x8
Deer (⏣ 20,320)
x1
Dragon (⏣ 38,101)
x14
Duck (⏣ 31,115)
x4
Exotic Fish (⏣ 25,400)
x20
Common Fish (⏣ 19,051)
x22
Garbage (⏣ 5,588)
x7
Jelly Fish (⏣ 71,121)
x28
Junk (⏣ 7,112)
x3
Ladybug (⏣ 11,430)
x10
Rabbit (⏣ 19,051)
x9
Rare Fish (⏣ 28,575)
x28
Seaweed (⏣ 8,891)
x68
Skunk (⏣ 107,950)
x4
Stickbug (⏣ 10,160)
x58
Worm (⏣ 36,831)
Total: ⏣ 498,481 (27% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls sell ant all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 8x
Ants for ⏣ 10,160
Pls sell boar all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 8x
Boars for ⏣ 40,640
Pls sell fresh bread all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 635
Pls sell corncob all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 2x
Corncobs for ⏣ 2,540
Pls sell corndog all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 1x
Corndog for ⏣ 1,270
Pls sell duck all
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@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 14x
Ducks for ⏣ 31,115
Pls sell exotic fish all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Exotic Fish for ⏣ 6,350
&work
You get a commission request, the payment is
756.
Pls sell exotic all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 3x
Exotic Fishs for ⏣ 19,051
Pls sell fish all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 20x
Common Fishs for ⏣ 19,051
Pls sell garbage all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 22x
Garbages for ⏣ 5,588
Pls sell jelly all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 7x
Jelly Fishs for ⏣ 71,121
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&847790603941314604> colour role.

<@&847790720156696579> colour role.

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<@&937466646694621234> colour role.

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Only the elites are capable of drinking a whole cup of this holy tea. You think you're better than them? Come forth then, let me pour you one.

The most majestic and royal of the French Cats, Alex will be always by your side. This furry friend will be a nice companion to all your adventures on OGX Discord Server.

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Hamilton may seem like a regular controller, but the power he holds within is immense. You may think you know the definition of the word gamer; but when Hamilton is with you - things change.

The forbidden item... might grant you superpowers or curses. Who knows?

Pls sell junk all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 28x
Junks for ⏣ 7,112
Pls sell lady all
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@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 3x
Ladybugs for ⏣ 11,430
Pls sell rabbit all
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You successfully sold 10x
Rabbits for ⏣ 19,051
Pls sell rare all
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell fish all
you don't own this item lol
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell rare fish all
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell seaweed all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 28x
Seaweeds for ⏣ 8,891
Pls sell skunk all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 68x
Skunks for ⏣ 107,950
Pls sell stick all
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@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 4x
Stickbugs for ⏣ 10,160
Pls sell worm all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 58x
Worms for ⏣ 36,831
Pls bal
Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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Wallet: ⏣ 14,641,465
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 363,636 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 27,175,121
Pls inv
Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 20
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls sell alcohol all
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 4x
Alcohols for ⏣ 8,000
Pls sell armpit
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell banknote
Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Bank Note for ⏣ 54,167
Pls sell banknote all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 2x
Bank Notes for ⏣ 108,334
Pls sell blue
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell box all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
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You successfully sold 20x
Box of Sands for ⏣ 16,680
Pls sell cell 2
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@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 2x
Cell Phones for ⏣ 1,000
Pls sell candy all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 2x
Candys for ⏣ 8,334
Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Deer ─ 8
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fake ID ─ 6
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Pls sell coin bomb all
Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Coin Bomb for ⏣ 5,000
Pls sell ring all
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls sell fake all
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 6x
Fake IDs for ⏣ 10,002
Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 8
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 2
ID bait ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls sell fishing 5
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 5x
Fishing Poles for ⏣ 20,835
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls use fishing bait
You can't use this item :thinking:
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You can't use this item :thinking:
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Pls alert
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Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 8
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 2
ID bait ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls sell fishing 2
@reef sonnet Don't try to swindle me, you only have 1 of this item.
Pls sell fishing bait
You successfully sold 1x
Fishing Pole for ⏣ 4,167
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 5
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Normie Box ─ 2
ID normie ─ Loot Box
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pls sell fresh bread
&work
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 635
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
601 for doing it
Pls sell fresh bread all
&crime
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 635
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
158.
Oof
Pls sell jar
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell keyboard
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
You successfully sold 1x
Keyboard for ⏣ 16,667
Pls sell mouse
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls sell mouse
You successfully sold 1x
Mouse for ⏣ 16,667
Pls sell Lucky all
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You successfully sold 5x
Lucky Horseshoes for ⏣ 41,670
Pls use normie
Pls use normie
Pls sell fishing
You successfully sold 1x
Fishing Pole for ⏣ 4,167
Pls sell duct tape
You successfully sold 1x
Duct Tape for ⏣ 150,000
Pls inv
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Fish ─ 9
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Pls sell fresh all
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
You successfully sold 2x
Fresh Breads for ⏣ 1,270
Pls sell pizza
Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!
You successfully sold 1x
Pizza Slice for ⏣ 41,667
Pls sell rare fish
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell rarefish
You successfully sold 1x
Rare Fish for ⏣ 3,175
Pls sell rarefish all
You successfully sold 8x
Rare Fishs for ⏣ 25,400
Pls inv
Jar Of Singularity ─ 1
ID jarofsingularity ─ Collectable
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 7
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls sell tidepod
You successfully sold 1x
Tidepod for ⏣ 8,334
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 15,346,611
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 364,836 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 25,362,267
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
722 out of pity.
Pls inv
@reef sonnet
Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x
Coin Bomb
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Deer ─ 83
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 2
ID bait ─ Power-up
Pls sell coin bomb all
You successfully sold 1x
Coin Bomb for ⏣ 5,000
Pls sell coin all
You successfully sold 4x
Coin Bombs for ⏣ 20,000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 221,611
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 365,076 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,112,267
Pls dep all
⏣ 221,611
⏣ 0
⏣ 221,611
&lb
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879,173
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689,474
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582,253
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449,673
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You do some work around the house for
733
&dep all
Deposited
1,431 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
269,443
269,443
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652157071:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on red 19
No winners
oof
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
695
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652159898:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 221,611 / 365,076 (60.7%)
Net: ⏣ 15,112,267
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
Pls pm
Pls shop life saver
Pls search
You found ⏣ 874, the garage is full of treasures
Pls beg
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x83
Deer (⏣ 215,800)
x1
Dragon (⏣ 39,000)
Total: ⏣ 254,800 (30% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,915
Bank: ⏣ 221,611 / 365,196 (60.7%)
Net: ⏣ 15,114,182
Pls with all
⏣ 221,611
⏣ 223,526
⏣ 0
Pls help
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View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
Pls bj 5000
Pls work santa
@reef sonnet You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 3 hours, 49 minutes and 17 seconds
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Command no longer works, use trade command
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
Pls highlow
You won ⏣ 683!
Your hint was 38. The hidden number was 64.
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories
Pls taxcalc 210000
Amount after adding tax: ⏣ 212,100
To send someone ⏣ 210,000, you have to pay ⏣ 2,100 tax
To spend ⏣ 210,000 with tax included, you have to send ⏣ 207,921
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
637
&crime
You rob the bank of Eternity for
1,209
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 100
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
The ball landed on: black 2!
Winners:
@twin rose won
200
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls beg
Pls bj 2000
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
462. Good job!
:check: You have placed a bet of
500 on black
The ball landed on red 1
No winners
&dep all
Deposited
4,009 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&balance
&work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
899
&dep all
Deposited
1,120 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652162585:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
359
&dep all
Deposited
371 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
269,814
269,814
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652164283:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls beg
Pls bj 5000
Pls bj 5000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 216,256
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 365,436 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,106,912
Pls shop fishing
Pls shop trophy
Having this trophy gives you a 5% multiplier, an extra 10% steal shields, and an extra 5% chance at random events spawning (does not stack). Otherwise, it is used to flex on normies who cannot afford one!
BUY - ⏣ 50,000,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 38,000,000 (2,004 traded today)
Legendary
Collectable
pepetrophy
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
Pls work Santa
@reef sonnet You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 17 minutes and 20 seconds
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 57 minutes and 45 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 216,256
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 365,436 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,106,912
Pls bj 6000
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 83
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 2
ID bait ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls buy fishing pole
@reef sonnet bought 1x Fishing Pole
and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls use fish bait
You don't own this item??
Pls inv
Armpit Hair ─ 1
ID armpithair ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Deer ─ 83
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Bait ─ 2
ID bait ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls use fishing
You can't use this item :thinking:
&work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
861 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
&dep all
Deposited
861 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652166969:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls daily
⏣ 33,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 43 minutes and 20 seconds
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
23h and 16m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(99%)




(65 / 100)
Level 18
You hug Pandy, aw.
&work
You work as a pilot and earn
927
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 17 → 18
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore Pandy found a
Lucky Horseshoe for you!
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls vote
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Pls fish bait
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
&work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
609
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652167129:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 943, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls beg
Pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,403 to go outside! Score!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (9) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 15
Pls triv
You got that answer correct mastermind, you also got 1,000 coins.
On what day did Germany invade Poland?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
History
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1652163608:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
You don't own this item??
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls beg
Pls bj 20000
Pls shop coins
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
BUY - ⏣ 30,000
SELL - ⏣ 5,000
TRADE - ⏣ 20,000 (2,337 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
coinbomb
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Reminder @flint abyss: collect
-reminders
Your reminders:
56522289: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 30 minutes from now (<t:1652167129:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&dep all
Deposited
118,064 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1652334512:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,653,218
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,176,526
3. michasia#4656 •
998,253
4. quik#5071 •
891,068
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
881,421
6. ombri#5658 •
689,821
7. TheMax#7378 •
617,082
8. Syrme#9867 •
595,744
9. Sude#2397 •
582,253
10. _tsuki#8497 •
449,673
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
384 anyway.
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
336
&bal
&with all
Withdrew
22,782 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
23,133

Value: 20

Value: 26
&dep all
Deposited
46,266 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652169861:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 25 minutes and 49 seconds.
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 47,214 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 13,049 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 11,474 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 9,925 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 6,605 messages
5th. @vestal violet: 6,161 messages
Top Channel Sum: 224,208 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 101,299 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 80,160 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 21,202 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 11,172 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 10,375 messages
Top Member Sum: 28 hours, 21 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 10 hours, 18 minutes
2nd. @naive thicket: 5 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @gleaming crane: 4 hours, 45 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 4 hours, 6 minutes
5th. @lyric maple: 3 hours, 49 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 69 hours, 10 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 23 hours, 5 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 17 hours, 37 minutes
3rd. #851421771181326377: 15 hours, 52 minutes
4th. #827079182881783808: 7 hours, 49 minutes
5th. #851421691690483722: 4 hours, 47 minutes
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
271
&dep all
Deposited
271 to your bank!
&remind 2h w
I will remind you in 2 hours
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,653,278
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,176,526
3. michasia#4656 •
998,253
4. quik#5071 •
891,068
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
881,488
6. ombri#5658 •
689,821
7. TheMax#7378 •
617,658
8. Syrme#9867 •
610,748
9. Sude#2397 •
582,253
10. _tsuki#8497 •
449,673
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @worldly bloom. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1279! 21000 + ⏣ 1279 an hour
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 23,393 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(77 / 100)
Level 8
You went with Neko-Chan to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 6,666
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word ears?
Pls vote
&work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
478
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652174896:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls vote
Pls use daily box
Pls use daily box
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
60minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 60 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1652167758:R>
14
96
Apex Legends
4
Pls daily
⏣ 28,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 30 minutes and 24 seconds
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Pls monthly
⏣ 5,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,112,160
⏣ 4,425,968
⏣ 2,639,266
Pls buy adventure ticket 2
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@worldly bloom bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 31m and 4s until you can work again!
Pls use knote
You have 78 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
18
18x 
⏣ 895,251
⏣ 3,534,517
Pls dep all
⏣ 895,251
⏣ 3,330,717
⏣ 3,534,517
Pls use knote
You have 60 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
10
10x 
⏣ 593,331
⏣ 4,127,848
Pls dep all
⏣ 593,331
⏣ 2,737,386
⏣ 4,127,848
Pls shop
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Cell Phone (3) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (6) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (26) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (8) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (2) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (8) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls buy antirobpack
@worldly bloom bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
Pls use antirobpack
Pls shop
Cell Phone (3) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (7) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (27) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (8) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (2) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (8) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
This event has expired.
THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:
15 hits — 1/50 HP
el-ruben earned ⏣ 14,540 and 1
Alcohol
Pls shop
Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (2) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (1) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (51) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (2) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (1) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pls buy pizza slice 2
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Pizza Slice
for ⏣ 250,000?
@worldly bloom bought 1x Pizza Slice
and paid ⏣ 250,000
Pls craft
Pls item multicolored
This is simply a collectable, and NOT for any type of use. ANY type of use guys, please.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 900,000 (334 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
multiphallicobject
5x
Pink Phallic Object
5x
Purple Phallic Object
5x
Blue Phallic Object
5x
Orange Phallic Object
3x
Golden Phallic Object
1x
Duct Tape
- 'Phalliac' Bundle
Pls achievements
Die 1000 times!
Reward: 50x
Life Saver
Reward: 1x
Pepe Coin
Reward: 'Always Dead' title




0%
Get Married!
Reward: ⏣ 100,000




0%
Obtain ALL other achievements!
Reward: 25x
God Box
Reward: 1x
Bolt Cutters
Reward: 1x
Odd Eye
Reward: 'Overachiever' title




14%
Pls pet




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(98%)
1d and 22h until empty




(95%)
11h and 22m until empty




(97%)




(77 / 100)
Level 8
Pls item odd eye
Professional BJ'r
Earned for winning 10,000 games of pls blackjack.




0%
Professional High Lower
Earned for winning 20,000 games of pls highlow.




0%
High Tier Patron
Unlocked by being a $20+ patron (Meme Sponsor tier)




0%
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You develop games for a living and earn
283.
&dep all
Deposited
283 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652177536:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a zoologist and earn
505
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1652178624:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 23,393 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls yearly
@opaque ibex You have an unread alert! Type
Daily Box
Coins
⏣ 66,494
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