#🤖┃bot-commands
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You work as a sewer inspector and earn
613
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651531884:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
391
&dep all
Deposited
1,509 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
321,170
321,170
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 49,998 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 13,585 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 11,826 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 10,467 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 7,474 messages
5th. @trim gulch: 6,646 messages
Top Channel Sum: 230,240 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 99,839 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 86,145 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 21,875 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 12,502 messages
5th. #🌍┃french┃français: 9,879 messages
Top Member Sum: 24 hours, 10 minutes
1st. @worldly dirge: 7 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. @halcyon tide: 4 hours, 47 minutes
3rd. @gentle venture: 4 hours, 17 minutes
4th. @gleaming crane: 3 hours, 53 minutes
5th. @mystic prawn: 3 hours, 42 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 48 hours, 36 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 28 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 14 hours, 11 minutes
3rd. • 👥 🍰Hypèr - ĞX's Channel: 5 hours, 18 minutes
4th. #851421691690483722: 4 hours, 53 minutes
5th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 46 minutes
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
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Counter-Strike Global Offensive
0
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Pls work
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word avatar?
&work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
757
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,800 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651533457:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 49m and 37s until you can work again!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 855, now you can do some laundry!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You ignored this kitchen.... at least you took some coins with you
- + ⏣ 50,000
🥇 48,000,050,000 - Pitcher#2277
🥈 26,230,644,565 - abbie#0101 
🥉 7,850,938,852 - Daxamite#9228
🔹 6,152,535,214 - Vendetta#0850
🔹 6,010,558,268 - jaw#9532
Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls beg
Pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,281 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,699, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls sell seaweed 1
Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 630
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1651527778:R>
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Genshin Impact
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Pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,235, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1651527778:R>
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27
Genshin Impact
0
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651528269:R>
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,594, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,764. Nice!
Pls pm
You sell V-bucks and make
656!
Pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,956!
Your hint was 14. The hidden number was 41.
Pls triv
no fool, the correct answer was Martin Sheen
By which name is Ramon Estevez better known as?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Celebrities
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,575, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,082 to go outside! Score!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls pm
Pls beg
Pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
This item is a shady little lottery. When you have one in your inventory, you have a random chance to have a gained item (from commands ran, not from your inv) to be sucked into the black hole and put into an item lottery. This also enters you to win said item lottery and get a share of ALL the items entered.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 125,000 (3,118 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
blackhole
- 'SPACE!' Bundle
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Wallet: ⏣ 187,043
Bank: ⏣ 478,434 / 620,227 (77.1%)
Net: ⏣ 10,177,823
Pls inv
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 16
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 3
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 4
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 12
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls item meteorite
Pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651527778:R>
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Genshin Impact
0
You found ⏣ 1,689, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Cookie!
Pls crime
Guess you are too scared
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,606. Nice!
Pls search
Pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,535, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,583. Nice!
Pls pm
Pls beg
Pls dep all
⏣ 142,993
⏣ 57,203
⏣ 621,427
Pls use daily box
Pls search
You found ⏣ 276 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651528979:R>
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
8 hits — 0/150 HP
el-ruben collected ⏣ 9,347
Pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 14m and 12s until you can work again!
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,259 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,186
Pls pm
Pls pet




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10h and 22m until empty




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(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug Neko-Chan, aw.
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651529101:R>
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls sell skunk 1
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,338
Pls sell seaweed 1
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 668
Pls bj 4000
Pls bj 2245
This event has expired.
THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!
Let's see how big your knowledge is!
pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1636034570:R>
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 54 minutes and 13 seconds
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls settings pasive true
that's not a valid setting you dumb
Pls settings passive true
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 5 days you will lose passive mode!
Pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
You found ⏣ 1,533, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 228,778
Bank: ⏣ 621,427 / 624,307 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 11,490,051
Pls bj 8778
Pls bj 8778
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651529344:R>
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1651527778:R>
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27
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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,683, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Fresh Bread!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls pm
Pls beg
Pls use knote
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
5
5x 
⏣ 214,594
⏣ 839,621
Pls use dialy box
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Pls inv
Box of Sand ─ 26
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 4
ID candy ─ Power-up
Common Fish ─ 4
ID fish ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 14
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Deer ─ 7
ID deer ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 11
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 2
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Pls sell 4 cokie
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop, or maybe even doesn't exist?
Pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1x
Cookie for ⏣ 1,335
Pls sell cookie 3
You successfully sold 3x
Cookies for ⏣ 4,005
Pls inv
Skunk ─ 17
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 3
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 4
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 12
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell skunk 7
You successfully sold 7x
Skunks for ⏣ 23,363
Reminder @wind gale: e
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1651527778:R>
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Pls pet




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1d and 22h until empty




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Level 0
-reminders
Your reminders:
55592815: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 day 6 hours and 5 minutes from now (<t:1651639211:f>)
55670589: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 42 minutes from now (<t:1651533457:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
pls kill @umbral tartan
MEE6 gets hit by a car.
@nova portal You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
547.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651538940:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
547 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
55622200: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 14 hours and 17 minutes from now (<t:1651669614:f>)
55679226: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1651538940:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
-delreminder 55679226
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
426
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651539143:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
812
Pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Pls work
@worldly bloom Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,800 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
Pls item like button
Like any other YouTuber, you should beg and collect these likes as much as you can. They are IMPORTANT TO BEING A GREAT YOUTUBER!!
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 1,000,000 (412 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
likebutton
- 'Chronic Worker' Bundle
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
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Pls shop
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (3) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (3) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (4) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Pls buy coin bomb 1
@worldly bloom bought 1x Coin Bomb
and paid ⏣ 30,000
Pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 5,057
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
IT WAS A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE! What on Earth (or in space...) were you thinking?
- You lost your :Apple: Apple
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,669, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,067 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
54 minutes
Pls bj 1500
Pls bj 9362
Pls bj 10000
This event has expired.
F IN THE CHAT
I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat
F
el-ruben answered first!
el-ruben reaped ⏣ 9,001
Pls buy mobile phone 1
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls pm
Pls beg
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 788
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,785 to go outside! Score!
Pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
That was weird... ANYWAYS lets move on
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
Pls bet 1000 red
@worldly bloom You can't bet less than ⏣ 1,500, sorry not sorry
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
Pls bet red 1500
@worldly bloom You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 259,051
Bank: ⏣ 621,427 / 839,981 (74.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,896,824
Pls bet 1500 red
You lost ⏣ 1,500
New Balance: ⏣ 257,551
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls bet 7551
You lost ⏣ 7,551
New Balance: ⏣ 250,000
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls triv
no fool, the correct answer was Chile
Which soccer team won the Copa América Centenario 2016?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Sports
Pls triv
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 500 coins.
Which noble gas has the lowest atomic number?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Science & Nature
Pls triv
no simpleton, the correct answer was Ryan Giggs
Who is Manchester United's leading appearance maker?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Sports
Pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was Falcon
What was Sir Handel's original name in "The Railway Series" and it's animated counterpart "Thomas and Friends?"
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Books
Pls triv
no simpleton, the correct answer was Blanche
Who is the leader of Team Mystic in Pokémon Go?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls triv
no blockhead, the correct answer was Niue
Which of these countries is not a United Nations member state?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
no blockhead, the correct answer was Izayoi Sakuya
In Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object, which of these was not a playable character?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
The planet was empty and you have NO FUEL, how lame.
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
Pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
You ran away as the old man cackled at you
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
Pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 5,015
Pls bj 5015
Pls bj 3569
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
el-ruben reaped ⏣ 7,728 and 1
Hunting Rifle
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651533408:R>
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651533408:R>
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651533408:R>
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,397, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls pet




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(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug Neko-Chan, aw.
Pls stream
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Reminder @flint abyss: work
Pls work
@worldly bloom You need to wait 44m and 45s until you can work again!
&work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
231 from ad revenue.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651540675:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Pls pm
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 63. The hidden number was 75.
Pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was 2 Chainz
Which famous rapper is featured in Jack Ü (Skrillex and Diplo)'s 2015 single called "Febreze"?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
Pls triv
no bonehead, the correct answer was Urdu
What is the official national language of Pakistan?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
Pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Min
Who is the Egyptian god of reproduction and lettuce?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Mythology
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was 21
Down Syndrome is usually caused by an extra copy of which chromosome?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science & Nature
Pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was 10-sided die
Which of the following dice is not a platonic solid?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science: Mathematics
Pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
IT WAS A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE! What on Earth (or in space...) were you thinking?
- You lost your :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
Rpg daily
Area #1 rewards
Get more rewards with vote
Rpg vote
You can vote for EPIC RPG and get the following rewards (you can vote every 12h)
Coins: 33,275 | Better with level and streak
EDGY lootbox: 1 | Better with streak
EPIC coins: 1
:dagger: Adventure cooldown reset
:crossed_swords: Dungeon cooldown reset | Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays (UTC)
Vote multiple days in a row to get more rewards!
Current streak: 3/7 votes
Rpg adv
el-ruben found and killed a
BUNCH OF BEES
Earned 165 coins and 90 XP
Lost 0 HP, remaining HP is 168/178
el-ruben got 1
uncommon lootbox
Rpg adv
el-ruben found and killed a
BUNCH OF BEES
Earned 159 coins and 98 XP
Lost 0 HP, remaining HP is 168/178
Rpg hunt
el-ruben found and killed a
WOLF
Earned 12 coins and 7 XP
Lost 0 HP, remaining HP is 168/178
Rpg chop
el-ruben got 1
EPIC log
Rpg commands
Add rpg before any command
:medal: Statistics commands :medal:
profile, inventory, professions, cooldowns, quest, horse, top, title, achievements
:dagger: Fighting commands :dagger:
hunt, adventure, heal, duel [@player], dungeon [@players], arena, miniboss
:moneybag: Economy commands :moneybag:
shop, lootbox, open, buy, sell, use, give, trade, epic-shop
:tools: Working commands :tools:
chop, fish, craft [item], dismantle [item], recipes
:game_die: Gambling commands :game_die:
dice [$], cups [$], blackjack [$], slots [$], cf [h/t] [$], lottery
:gem: More rewards :gem:
daily, weekly, vote, code, donate
:zero::two: enchant, area [#], training
:zero::three: axe, net, pickup
:zero::four: ladder, guild, farm
:zero::five: mine, multidice @player [$], cook [item]
:zero::six: bowsaw, boat, pickaxe
:zero::seven: refine, big arena
:zero::eight: tractor, wheel [$]
:zero::nine: chainsaw, bigboat
:one::zero: drill, not so mini boss
:one::one: time travel, forge, greenhouse
:one::two: dynamite, pets, ultraining, badge
:one::three: transmute, hunt hardmode
:one::four: adventure hardmode
:one::five: super time travel, transcend
Rpg arena
el-ruben started an arena event!
Get
arena cookies for each player you kill!
Owners of the event will get an extra reward!
Find more commands with rpg help
Rpg dungeon
@worldly bloom, you cannot enter a dungeon alone: you need AT LEAST one partner
Correct usage: rpg dungeon [@partner1] (up to 3 mentions)
Rpg Dungeon @slate shore
@worldly bloom, you cannot enter a dungeon alone: you need AT LEAST one partner
Correct usage: rpg dungeon [@partner1] (up to 3 mentions)
Rpg dungeon @wild flicker
@worldly bloom, you cannot enter a dungeon alone: you need AT LEAST one partner
Correct usage: rpg dungeon [@partner1] (up to 3 mentions)
rpg dungeon @sinful vortex
@worldly bloom, you cannot enter a dungeon alone: you need AT LEAST one partner
Correct usage: rpg dungeon [@partner1] (up to 3 mentions)
+10
golden fish
+10
EPIC log
+1
wolf skin
+1
EPIC lootbox
Rpg use Epic lootbox
+3
golden fish
+8
EPIC log
+1
wolf skin
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651533923:R>
10
31
Dark Souls II
0
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 2,027.
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls fight @compact sentinel
@compact sentinel is a legendary fighter!
Your turn @nova portal!
Your turn @flint abyss!
pls fight @nova portal
@nova portal is a legendary fighter!
WTF
Why?
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
722
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
203.
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @worldly bloom. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 480! 16000 + ⏣ 480 an hour
Pls work
@worldly bloom
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 5,768 for a sub-par hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls item rare pepe
The rare pepe is only used for collecting or flexing on normies who cannot afford one. Although basically anyone can afford one these days...
BUY - ⏣ 50,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 25,000 (331 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
pepe
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651538411:R>
10
32
Minecraft
0
Pls pet




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(63%)
7h and 36m until empty




(84%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651538509:R>
Pls search
You found ⏣ 5,626, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Padlock!
Pls crime
Lady you tried to fool had a shotgun and shot you! That's just sad.
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651538509:R>
Pls vote
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work as a circus clown and earn
700.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651546359:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,392,893
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
1,009,202
3. michasia#4656 •
855,754
4. quik#5071 •
783,129
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
748,949
6. ombri#5658 •
589,509
7. Syrme#9867 •
536,035
8. TheMax#7378 •
533,186
9. Sude#2397 •
502,714
10. Reyyz#6960 •
432,153
&work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
450!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
672.
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651549688:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&bal
&work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
958
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651549880:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
🔹 2,735,032,797 - Studycat77#7054 
Wallet: ⏣ 1,093
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 952,613,663
Wallet: ⏣ 235,148,817
Bank: ⏣ 12,426,637
Net: ⏣ 1,859,717,337
Wallet: ⏣ 177,822,408
Bank: ⏣ 69,696,969
Net: ⏣ 1,183,523,622
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
965.
&dep all
Deposited
2,141 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
323,311
323,311
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651554555:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @mighty sand: work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
445 to help fund the project!
&work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
624
:check: You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
:check: You have placed a bet of
250 on even
The ball landed on red 5
No winners
blaaaaah
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a starving college student, you found
469 on the ground.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651557132:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls top
🔹 3,839 - Theønøx#0520
🔹 3,105 - abbie#0101 
🔹 2,707 - Ar#0001
🔹 2,302 - Surgical Goblin#9798 
🔹 1,895 - Rxlen#6243
Pls rich
48,000,050,000 - Pitcher#2277
26,230,644,565 - abbie#0101
7,850,972,604 - Daxamite#9228
6,152,535,214 - Vendetta#0850
6,010,558,268 - jaw#9532
6,000,030,000 - minecraft fox#4623
5,588,768,431 - Wolf Blitzer ✔#0445
5,416,598,087 - IRONMAN#3521
5,009,407,228 - TheDajmn#0226
4,779,355,845 - KiMo_SaLeM#5118
4,596,668,636 - stxdyfxll#3811
4,415,050,425 - Merasmus#8558
4,026,287,823 - _Spqghett1#6969
3,247,560,187 - cyaintu#9571
3,202,675,417 - Jay🌒#9405
3,063,115,352 - ZivOfficial#5555
2,955,919,721 - Ar#0001
2,899,941,874 - DarkKnight2064#5088
2,886,574,331 - Plexi#6794
2,785,590,599 - el 18~➷➹#0017
&work
You serve the customers and receive
276
-reminder 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651559170:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
718
&dep all
Deposited
718 to your bank!
&bal
Pls daily
⏣ 30,625 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 54 minutes and 43 seconds
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(95%)
22h and 50m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(91%)
21h and 53m until empty




(100%)
5h and 59m until empty




(97%)




(71 / 100)
Level 9
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 8 → 9
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore What color was next to the word bamboo?
@slate shore What color was next to the word bamboo?
Pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls vote
Pls use daily
Pls use daily
Pls scout
You turned the lights on and the whole test kitchen exploded! there was a gas leak and you died in the explosion!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,721
Pls dig
@slate shore Pandy found a
Alcohol for you!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
3
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (3) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
1
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 2
Pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Mozambique
What African country has Portuguese as its official language?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
Pls vote
Pls use knote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
4x 
⏣ 274,096
⏣ 1,115,637
Pls use daily box
Pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
A ship appears and they piss on your ship
- Your adventure has ended
Pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 3
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 8
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 2
ID apple ─ Power-up
Black Hole ─ 1
ID blackhole ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 5
ID boar ─ Sellable
Pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651556215:R>
10
33
Forza Horizon 5
0
Pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 2,176, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy!
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,272 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls lottery
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 2,170,118,000
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(81%)
1d and 14h until empty




(81%)
1d and 14h until empty




(19%)
2h and 19m until empty




(70%)




(11 / 100)
Level 1
You paid ⏣ 500 to feed Neko-Chan.
@worldly bloom Neko-Chan leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(83%)
1d and 15h until empty




(24%)
2h and 52m until empty




(77%)




(17 / 100)
Level 1
You bought a battle pass for Neko-Chan, costing you ⏣ 6,666
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word cat?
Pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
The entire Earth science industry thanks you for your help
- + ⏣ 100,000
This event has expired.
THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!
Let's see how big your knowledge is!
el-ruben answered first!
el-ruben gained ⏣ 10,510
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls crime
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,249, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 432,090
Bank: ⏣ 621,427 / 1,118,757 (55.5%)
Net: ⏣ 10,513,059
Pls dep all
⏣ 432,090
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,053,517
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls inv
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Orange Phallic Object ─ 1
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Padlock ─ 10
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 6
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 6
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Rabbit ─ 11
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 7
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pls sell rare fish 2
@worldly bloom You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell rarefish 2
You successfully sold 2x
Rare Fishs for ⏣ 12,950
Pls item skunk
Pls item rarefish
Pls item dragon
Pls item bluesplane
Pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,304 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls item motivationalposter
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 30,254
Bank: ⏣ 1,053,517 / 1,118,997 (94.1%)
Net: ⏣ 10,538,313
Pls adv
You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651556215:R>
10
33
Forza Horizon 5
0
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(86%)
1d and 17h until empty




(23%)
2h and 45m until empty




(77%)




(17 / 100)
Level 1
You donated ⏣ 1,333 to Ninja, which made Neko-Chan feel like an epic gamer
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word weeb?
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651556882:R>
Pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,647 to go outside! Score!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,925, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 45,000 per hour
Pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1651556215:R>
10
33
Forza Horizon 5
0
Pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- + ⏣ 50,000
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,316, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Pls search
You found ⏣ 5,696, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,736 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,129 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,285 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!
Pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
Pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- Nothing interesting happened
&work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
963
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651565299:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls settings passive on
You've left passive mode within the last 24 hours, you'll need to wait another 8h, 1m and 32s to activate it again.
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,003, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls crime
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,306, are you the next Escobar?
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651558924:R>
pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
Interesting... a Black Hole!? Nothing bad should happen if you take it with you!
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :BlackHole: Black Hole
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,524
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,852. Money Heist!
Reminder @mighty sand: work
pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,187, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls crime
Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.
pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,526 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls search
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 609.
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651559626:R>
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
10 hits — 0/150 HP
pls ad
Falcon907 hustled ⏣ 12,552 and 1
Alcohol
pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,321, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,258 to go outside! Score!
pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,310, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls dep all
⏣ 2,400
⏣ 113,276
⏣ 4,429,728
pls item not
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 120,000 (553,147 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
pls use note 8
You don't own this item??
pls use note
You don't own this item??
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
Knote
pls use bank
You have 48 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
8x 
⏣ 389,317
⏣ 4,819,045
pls dep all
⏣ 113,276
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,543,004
hi el-ruben
@worldly bloom What color was next to the word demographics?
pls work
You were fired from your position as a Teacher.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,304 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 45,000 per hour
pls work musician
@slate shore You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 5 hours, 59 minutes and 28 seconds
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
You see a shooting star!
You shot the star down. What a jerk.
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :ShootingStar: Shooting Star
pls item shooting star
pls craft
pls item god box
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 834
TRADE - ⏣ 3,000 (231,757 traded today)
Uncommon
Tool
sand
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
pls item god
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651560629:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651560629:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651560629:R>
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 972
pls search
You found ⏣ 907, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
&work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
232
&dep all
Deposited
232 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
&lb
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Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls search
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 1,904.
Pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651561405:R>
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651561405:R>
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651561405:R>
Pls adv
You see a shooting star!
You shot the star down. What a jerk.
- + 1 :ShootingStar: Shooting Star
Pls inv
Exotic Fish ─ 2
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 3
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 2
ID bread ─ Sellable
Garbage ─ 7
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 4
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jelly Fish ─ 2
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
Pls sell garbage 2
You successfully sold 2x
Garbages for ⏣ 1,036
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,295
Pls inv
Seaweed ─ 17
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 14
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Stickbug ─ 3
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 4
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 13
ID worm ─ Sellable
&work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
523.
Pls sell seaweed 7
You successfully sold 7x
Seaweeds for ⏣ 4,533
Pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was 3rd
The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) reached what position on the US Hot 100 Charts in 1993?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
Pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was 2006
The "To Love-Ru" Manga was started in what year?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
Pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Men of Harlech
In the 1964 film "Zulu", what song does the British Army company sing before the final battle?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Film
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
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Grand Theft Auto V
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Pls work
@worldly bloom What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,304 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
Pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1651564696:R>
Pls item likebutton
Like any other YouTuber, you should beg and collect these likes as much as you can. They are IMPORTANT TO BEING A GREAT YOUTUBER!!
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 1,000,000 (164 traded today)
Rare
Collectable
likebutton
- 'Chronic Worker' Bundle
Pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls stream
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<t:1651563081:R>
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Grand Theft Auto V
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Pls pet




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Level 1
you bought a baguette for Neko-Chan which cost you ⏣ 6,666
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls pet




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Level 30
You hug epikatgirl, aw.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
&work
You made a great pun! Take this
400.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
1,778 to your bank!
&collect

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