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@compact sentinel (Makoto Kisaragi#4292)
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Level 23
You paid ⏣ 6,250 to wash lisa lisa.
@vapid root lisa lisa leveled up! 22 → 23
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@vapid root Click the buttons in correct order!
@vapid root lisa lisa found a
Lucky Horseshoe for you!
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Prestige 1




(100%)
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(100%)
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(100%)




(78 / 100)
Level 23
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!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
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⏣ 9,111,116
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Find some weed and sell it for
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2,966 to your bank!
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+5% poster item bonus
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Prestige 1




(99%)
23h and 44m until empty




(91%)
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(100%)
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(97%)
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(97%)




(39 / 100)
Level 6
You hug Pandy, aw.
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 5 → 6
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What color was next to the word bamboo?
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore What color was next to the word giant?
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You ignored this kitchen.... at least you took some coins with you
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
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Pls crime
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Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
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15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
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Hint
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5
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Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 9. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
Which of these people is NOT a part of the Internet comedy group Mega64?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Celebrities
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+5% poster item bonus
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You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
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pls crime
You laughed at a kid so much, you choked to death. Who is laughing now? Imagine being a bully.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
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You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
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11
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hint
Your last number (11) was too low
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13
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 13. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct big brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
What year was the video game streaming platform TwitchTV founded?
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Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
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&work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
235
&dep all
Deposited
553 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
&work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
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Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
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⚽
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You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
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You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
Nothing happens, but some coins appear before you.
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 100,000
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You found ⏣ 568 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 972 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
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5
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2
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Hint
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10
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&work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
421
4
&dep all
Deposited
421 to your bank!
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 9
&collect
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2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
Pls triv
You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 2,000 coins.
Who played the sun baby in the original run of Teletubbies?
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Hard
Entertainment: Television
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Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
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+5% poster item bonus
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You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,477, why the heck is this down here
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
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10
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15
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hint
Your last number (15) was too low
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19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
17
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 17. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct big brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
In which year did "Caravan Palace" release their first album?
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Medium
Entertainment: Music
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You work as the head of potatoes and earn
980
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&dep all
Deposited
980 to your bank!
&bal
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&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
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&work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
446
&dep all
Deposited
7,341 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
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1,210
14,798
16,008
Deposited
1,210 to your bank!
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
976
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Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
777 for it!
&dep all
Deposited
777 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,442, luckily you didn't eat them
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,608 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
1
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 1. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Tallinn
What is the capital of Estonia?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 55 minutes and 46 seconds
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
@waxen solstice You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 48 minutes and 25 seconds
Pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@reef sonnet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,375 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 43 minutes and 26 seconds
&work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
546
&bj all
Result: Bust
-546

Value: 27

Value: 4
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
Interesting... a Black Hole!? Nothing bad should happen if you take it with you!
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
- :Dragon: Dragon gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :BlackHole: Black Hole
pls scout
pls beg
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,363 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 12
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was The Landlord's Game
The board game "Monopoly" is a variation of what board game?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Board Games
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
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Top Channel Sum: 240,932 messages
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&work
You work as a human statue and earn
622
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
9,651 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
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1,336,267
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
959,989
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816,908
4. quik#5071 •
730,584
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
717,627
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564,164
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530,356
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513,205
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476,584
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432,153
&work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
485.
-remind 2h w
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&dep all
Deposited
485 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
367
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651338945:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
346
&dep all
Deposited
57,222 to your bank!
&work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
288 though.
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
&dep all
Deposited
322 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&top
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158,670
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155,811
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155,414
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155,184
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152,862
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132,270
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131,462
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120,289
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118,981
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118,374
&bal
&work
You work as an egg and earn
445
-remind 2h w
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&work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
982.
&dep all
Deposited
1,477 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
305,821
305,821
-remind 2h work
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Pls weekly
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To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@mellow thicket You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
& work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
392
& collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
&bj all
Result: Loss
-541

Value: Soft 19

Value: 20
&work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
433
&dep all
Deposited
433 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 3,840.
pls beg
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
9
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (9) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 15
pls triv
You got that answer correct know-it-all, you also got 500 coins.
What was the first Disney movie to use CGI?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Cartoon & Animations
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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&work
You do some work around the house for
473
-remind 2h work
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&work
You found
935 lying on the floor in General Chat!
&dep all
Deposited
1,058 to your bank!
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
431 .
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651343683:f>)
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&work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
369
&dep all
Deposited
3,367 to your bank!
& collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
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306,339
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260,722
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189,160
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188,831
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162,057
s?me
@flint abyss (Marlhon1#3418)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1608799360:D> (<t:1608799360:R>)
Created On: <t:1592325587:D> (<t:1592325587:R>)
User ID: 722490621000155146
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 11,774 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 13,900 messages
7 Days: 4,298 messages
24 Hours: 298 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
Reminder @slate shore: work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
985.
Deposited
1,553 to your bank!
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
18,537
18,537
@trim gulch (Dr. Kamote#8688)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1648524266:D> (<t:1648524266:R>)
Created On: <t:1616196939:D> (<t:1616196939:R>)
User ID: 822614330289684501
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 6,877 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 6,956 messages
7 Days: 1,147 messages
24 Hours: 169 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,323, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls beg
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,395 to go outside! Score!
You sussy baka! You also found a
Cell Phone!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 9
pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Toto
Who had a 1983 hit with the song 'Africa'?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Music
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
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Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
309
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651347789:f>)
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Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You make a living selling weed for
283 a day
&dep all
Deposited
1,264 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
307,085
307,085
-remind 2h workj
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s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 51,087 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 13,929 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 12,040 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 10,565 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 7,583 messages
5th. @trim gulch: 6,970 messages
Top Channel Sum: 242,147 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 107,002 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 88,191 messages
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Top Member Sum: 24 hours, 31 minutes
1st. @worldly dirge: 7 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. @halcyon tide: 4 hours, 37 minutes
3rd. @gleaming crane: 4 hours, 24 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 4 hours, 17 minutes
5th. @mystic prawn: 3 hours, 42 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 48 hours, 38 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 14 hours, 20 minutes
3rd. • 👥 🍰Hypèr - ĞX's Channel: 5 hours, 18 minutes
4th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 46 minutes
5th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 45 minutes
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

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&lb
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1,338,599
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960,077
3. michasia#4656 •
817,920
4. quik#5071 •
730,714
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
718,770
6. ombri#5658 •
564,989
7. Syrme#9867 •
530,920
8. TheMax#7378 •
513,288
9. Sude#2397 •
477,508
10. Reyyz#6960 •
432,153
&work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
216. The students loved you!
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651348064:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
216 to your bank!
&bal
&crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
1,690 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
&work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
420 for all your items.
&dep all
Deposited
2,110 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

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&with all
Withdrew
2,110 from your bank!
&buy chicken
There are no chickens in the store.
Please use the command create-item Chicken.
Then edit the price using edit-item price Chicken <price>.
& create-item Chicken
You do not have permission to use the create-item command.
Missing: Manage server or Bot commander role
&dep all
Deposited
2,110 to your bank!
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3,003,880,270 - Ar#0001
2,732,774,400 - Studycat77#7054
2,668,334,942 - Bunny#1111
2,584,120,240 - thara™#5555
&work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
452 for watching.
-remind 2h work
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Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You gave yourself
418 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651353116:f>)
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&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,339,340
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
960,349
3. michasia#4656 •
818,519
4. quik#5071 •
754,767
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
718,980
6. ombri#5658 •
565,830
7. Syrme#9867 •
530,937
8. TheMax#7378 •
513,862
9. Sude#2397 •
477,613
10. Reyyz#6960 •
432,153
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
638 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651355034:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @compact sentinel: workj
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
833.
&dep all
Deposited
833 to your bank!
&bal
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls stream
26
<t:1651348347:R>
161
93
Apex Legends
1
Pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 670, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
Pls beg
Pls crime
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 20. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was Ulgrotha
In the Magic: The Gathering universe, which plane does the Homelands expansion take place in?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Books
&work
You repair the lights and receive
813
&work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
317, as it was originally their job
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651356513:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
317 to your bank!
Reminder @wind gale: work
!levels
Here you go! 
&work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
529
&dep all
Deposited
672 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
307,757
307,757
-remind 2h work
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s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 51,231 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 14,016 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 12,058 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 10,574 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 7,608 messages
5th. @trim gulch: 6,975 messages
Top Channel Sum: 242,830 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 107,232 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 88,449 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 23,337 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 13,557 messages
5th. #🌍┃french┃français: 10,255 messages
Top Member Sum: 24 hours, 31 minutes
1st. @worldly dirge: 7 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. @halcyon tide: 4 hours, 37 minutes
3rd. @gleaming crane: 4 hours, 24 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 4 hours, 17 minutes
5th. @tawdry gulch: 3 hours, 42 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 48 hours, 38 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 14 hours, 20 minutes
3rd. • 👥 🍰Hypèr - ĞX's Channel: 5 hours, 18 minutes
4th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 46 minutes
5th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 45 minutes
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
550
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651360475:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@haughty coyote You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 28 minutes and 13 seconds
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls buy
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
This event has expired.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 37.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls gamble
This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!
This command is affected by a multiplier as well.
@haughty coyote You need to bet something.
@haughty coyote You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots
pls meme
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 31,860
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 294,860
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 29 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
pls buy rifile
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls kill
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
&work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
714
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651362101:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
761
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651362529:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

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&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
Reminder @left coral: w
&crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
2,475 in the process.
&dog
&cat
&collect
You can next collect income in 16 hours and 17 minutes.
&bal
&leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. A.#0611 •
1,342,584
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
960,857
3. michasia#4656 •
818,987
4. quik#5071 •
755,160
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
718,980
6. ombri#5658 •
566,317
7. Syrme#9867 •
531,283
8. TheMax#7378 •
513,862
9. Sude#2397 •
479,064
10. Reyyz#6960 •
432,153
Pls bal
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@wind gale You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 243,738
Bank: ⏣ 31,520 / 31,760 (99.2%)
Net: ⏣ 407,650
Pls alert
Our beta test for our rewrite is now open. Please read the following link for info on how to participate AND detailing what's done/not done.
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta
If you own a server, read this on how to set up perms: https://discord.com/blog/slash-commands-permissions-discord-apps-bots
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @wind gale. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 928! 10000 + ⏣ 928 an hour
Pls work
@wind gale Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,642 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 720
⏣ 246,660
⏣ 32,240
Pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Pls shop
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop
Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
@queen vale you are already verified in this server.
&work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
644
&dep all
Deposited
644 to your bank!
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
450
&dep all
Deposited
1,489 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
309,246
309,246
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651366251:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
-whois @cloud thunder
104419591119196160
16 Oct 15 03:26 UTC
6 years 28 weeks 1 day and 19 hours
02 Jul 21 11:58 UTC
43 weeks 1 day and 11 hours
Custom Status: hololive best life
02 Feb 22 11:17 UTC: Mui
02 Feb 22 11:17 UTC: Mui
01 Nov 18 08:18 UTC: Muiii
04 Feb 22 13:00 UTC: Mui | GX MC
pls fight @compact sentinel
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@flint abyss is a legendary fighter!
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
301
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651367754:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
&work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
302
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651370507:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pls daily
⏣ 35,875 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 40 minutes and 23 seconds
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(83%)
1d and 15h until empty




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11h and 59m until empty




(96%)




(8 / 100)
Level 24
You pat mf.
@stoic compass What color was next to the word pink?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@stoic compass mf leveled up! 23 → 24
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
875
&dep all
Deposited
1,189 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
310,435
310,435
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651373891:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
776 I think...
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651374974:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 49,739 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 13,488 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 11,880 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 10,351 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 7,301 messages
5th. @trim gulch: 6,719 messages
Top Channel Sum: 230,527 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 100,641 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 85,190 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 22,274 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 12,316 messages
5th. #🌍┃french┃français: 10,106 messages
Top Member Sum: 24 hours, 27 minutes
1st. @worldly dirge: 7 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. @halcyon tide: 4 hours, 37 minutes
3rd. @gleaming crane: 4 hours, 20 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 4 hours, 17 minutes
5th. @mystic prawn: 3 hours, 42 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 48 hours, 38 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 14 hours, 20 minutes
3rd. • 👥 🍰Hypèr - ĞX's Channel: 5 hours, 18 minutes
4th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 46 minutes
5th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 45 minutes
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
669
&dep all
Deposited
891 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
311,326
311,326
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1651381102:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 49,756 messages
1st. @flint abyss: 13,493 messages
2nd. @high coyote: 11,880 messages
3rd. @compact sentinel: 10,355 messages
4th. @fossil hound: 7,302 messages
5th. @trim gulch: 6,726 messages
Top Channel Sum: 230,587 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 100,679 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 85,211 messages
3rd. #🤖┃bot-commands: 22,275 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 12,316 messages
5th. #🌍┃french┃français: 10,106 messages
Top Member Sum: 24 hours, 27 minutes
1st. @worldly dirge: 7 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. @halcyon tide: 4 hours, 37 minutes
3rd. @gleaming crane: 4 hours, 20 minutes
4th. @gentle venture: 4 hours, 17 minutes
5th. @mystic prawn: 3 hours, 42 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 48 hours, 38 minutes
1st. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 14 hours, 20 minutes
3rd. • 👥 🍰Hypèr - ĞX's Channel: 5 hours, 18 minutes
4th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 46 minutes
5th. vahşi vadi: 4 hours, 45 minutes
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&WORK
You work as a street performer and earn
766
&dep
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
766 to your bank!
Pls itemlb ebado
Pls shop encah
This event has expired.
YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:
0 hits — 150/150 HP
Pls shop enchant
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Change your pet to any other type and keep their stats, consumed on use.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 950,000,000 (93 traded today)
Godly
Drop Item
enchantedbad
6,969/6,969 on <t:1643691600:d>
Pls itemlb enchant
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls level Mod#7312
Prestige 1
Title: Reposter
Badges: 
8





805/900





Wallet: ⏣ 34,040
Bank: ⏣ 79,533
Net: ⏣ 2,103,863,769
147 items (42,570 total) worth ⏣ 2,103,750,196
24 daily streak
6,135,017 bank note space
40 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
8,484 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Santa Claus
@compact needle
Level 18 Panda Bear
1x 
1x 
1x 
Pls level TheDajmn#0226
Title: Kek Lord
Badges:

124





12,451/12,500





Wallet: ⏣ 131,191
Bank: ⏣ 231,629
Net: ⏣ 5,007,168,560
96 items (76,367 total) worth ⏣ 5,006,805,740
42 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
38,727,567 bank note space
23 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
7,560 commands issued
1% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook
Fake ID - 6d left
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% fewer coins when stolen from
2x 
514x 
Reminder @compact sentinel: work