#🤖┃bot-commands
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If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,371!
Your hint was 39. The hidden number was 45.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
This event has expired.
SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:
6 hits — 0/200 HP
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
! 
Anonymousrk obtained ⏣ 14,107 and 1
Alcohol
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,013 
pls search
pls dig
You can run this command again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 952!
Your hint was 98. The hidden number was 49.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
! 
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
! 
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
! 
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL 
pls search
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,231!
Your hint was 83. The hidden number was 53.
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2
Ant (⏣ 3,460)
x1
Fresh Bread (⏣ 865)
x4
Common Fish (⏣ 5,190)
x2
Garbage (⏣ 692)
x6
Seaweed (⏣ 2,595)
x7
Skunk (⏣ 15,138)
x2
Stickbug (⏣ 6,920)
x6
Worm (⏣ 5,190)
Total: ⏣ 40,050 (73% multi)
You successfully sold 30 items for ⏣ 40,050
pls dig
You can run this command again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls triv
You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 1,000 coins.
Which of the following Grand Slam tennis tournaments occurs LAST?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Sports
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
! 
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,116 
pls search
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 992!
Your hint was 43. The hidden number was 90.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,501,121
Bank: ⏣ 1,820,234 / 1,846,394 (98.6%)
Net: ⏣ 15,604,593
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
! 
pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot. 
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,951 
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 60. The hidden number was 93.
pls dig
This command can be used again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
! 
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
! 
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,736 to go outside! Score! 
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 1,916 
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 827, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,466
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 12. The hidden number was 10.
pls pm
Reminder @left coral: w
pls work
@stoic compass What color was next to the word coffee?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 19,257 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2
Garbage (⏣ 660)
x1
Rare Fish (⏣ 4,125)
x4
Skunk (⏣ 8,250)
x3
Worm (⏣ 2,475)
Total: ⏣ 15,510 (65% multi)
You successfully sold 10 items for ⏣ 15,510
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls search
You found ⏣ 619 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,131!
Your hint was 9. The hidden number was 38.
pls pm
&work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
526
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648925566:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Your reminders:
52061707: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1648925566:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&dep all
Deposited
526 to your bank!
&bal
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1649091183:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
Pls work
@pearl coral You need to wait 40m and 1s until you can work again!
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
Pls vote
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,329 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls search
While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.
pls use horseshow
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 30 minutes.
You have 3x Lucky Horseshoe left.
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,095!
Your hint was 49. The hidden number was 100.
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
! 
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,465 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone... 
pls search
You found ⏣ 238, now you can do some laundry! 
pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hl
You'll be able to use this command again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
Pls settings passive mode on
That value is not valid for this setting! This setting only accepts enable[d]/disable[d], true/false, on/off, sure/nah, or yes/no
Pls settings passive on
You've left passive mode within the last 24 hours, you'll need to wait another 4h, 48m and 32s to activate it again.
Oh
&work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
962
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
! 
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,148 
pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 831, I guess it doesn’t suck! 
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 34. The hidden number was 34.
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2
Rare Fish (⏣ 7,850)
x1
Skunk (⏣ 1,963)
x1
Worm (⏣ 785)
Total: ⏣ 10,598 (57% multi)
You successfully sold 4 items for ⏣ 10,598
pls dig
You can run this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
! 
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
! 
pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot. 
pls search
You found ⏣ 820, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this? 
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 42. The hidden number was 36.
pls dig
This command can be used again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls pet




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(95%)
1d and 21h until empty




(11%)
1h and 19m until empty




(74%)




(69 / 100)
Level 4
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
! 
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry? 
pls search
You found ⏣ 933, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you! 
Pls vote
pls dig
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
You FAILED! You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
The thing in the ground was WAY too strong and broke your shovel. Git gud next time!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
! 
pls buy shovel
@stoic compass bought 1x Shovel
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
! 
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,493. Money Heist! 
pls search
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 2,802. 
pls hl
You won ⏣ 886!
Your hint was 62. The hidden number was 27.
pls pm
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
! 
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this? 
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 868, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy! 
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 1181.
You have 0x Candy left.
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 821!
Your hint was 45. The hidden number was 63.
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
@stoic compass You need to wait 29m and 49s until you can work again!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
! 
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,440 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone... 
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,224 
pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hl
You won ⏣ 947!
Your hint was 6. The hidden number was 88.
pls pm
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
! 
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
! 
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,417. Nice! 
pls search
You found ⏣ 671, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object! 
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,068!
Your hint was 20. The hidden number was 79.
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
You found a Ban Hammer 
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ban Hammer (⏣ 201,000)
Total: ⏣ 201,000 (101% multi)
You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 201,000
pls dep all
⏣ 1,680
⏣ 4,846,140
⏣ 1,250,049
pls bal
@sonic ivy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 4,846,140
Bank: ⏣ 1,250,049 / 1,250,049 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 11,077,705
rich
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,131. Nice!
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,006
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,089!
Your hint was 97. The hidden number was 18.
pls pm
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,587,867
Bank: ⏣ 1,820,234 / 1,888,634 (96.4%)
Net: ⏣ 15,704,731
pls dep all
⏣ 68,400
⏣ 1,519,467
⏣ 1,888,634
pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 29,205
⏣ 1,917,839
pls use bank note
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls dep all
⏣ 29,205
⏣ 1,490,262
⏣ 1,917,839
pls use bank note
You don't own this item??
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
&work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
387.
&crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
2,920 to make up for it
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
-2,486
6,689
4,203
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 29 minutes.
&dep all
Deposited
962 to your bank!
&bal
&collect
You can next collect income in 20 hours and 54 minutes.
-reminders
Your reminders:
51434662: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'monthly' - in 6 days 6 hours and 54 minutes from now (<t:1649464077:f>)
52060682: #852866863335735316: 'work' - in 1 hour and 6 minutes from now (<t:1648924834:f>)
52061587: #852866863335735316: 'roulette' - in 17 minutes from now (<t:1648921878:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 1,410)
x1
Duck (⏣ 2,468)
x1
Common Fish (⏣ 1,058)
x1
Garbage (⏣ 282)
x2
Rare Fish (⏣ 7,050)
x2
Seaweed (⏣ 705)
x2
Skunk (⏣ 3,525)
x1
Worm (⏣ 705)
Total: ⏣ 17,203 (41% multi)
You successfully sold 11 items for ⏣ 17,203
pls dep all
⏣ 720
⏣ 1,506,745
⏣ 1,918,559
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,200 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls search
You found ⏣ 796, did you just steal from your uber driver?
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 13. The hidden number was 1.
pls buy adventure ticket
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@stoic compass bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
pls buy apple
@stoic compass bought 1x Apple
and paid ⏣ 7,500
pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 5
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Alien Sample ─ 1
ID aliensample ─ Collectable
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 15
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 10
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 4
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 3
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,238 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls search
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 46. The hidden number was 44.
pls info fidget spinner
4/4
39/64
3619/4096
8,704,344
21ms
3d, 4h and 32m
pls use spinner
Spinning your fidget spinner...
pls hunt
Your fidget spinner span for 35 minutes, granting you a 35% multiplier boost for 20 minutes!
You have 1x Fidget Spinner left.
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls crime
You were holding the gun upside down and killed yourself! Imagine being this stupid!
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,365, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy!
pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 1372.
You have 0x Candy left.
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,118!
Your hint was 6. The hidden number was 87.
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 35s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was Coffee Lake
What is the codename of the eighth generation Intel Core micro-architecture launched in October 2017?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Computers
pls triv
You got that answer correct mastermind, you also got 1,000 coins.
In what year was Pokémon Diamond & Pearl released in Japan?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
no blockhead, the correct answer was Bertrand Russel
The notion of a "set that contains all sets which do not contain themselves" is a paradoxical idea attributed to which English philospher?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Mathematics
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Ivana Zelníčková
Who was Donald Trump's first wife?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Celebrities
pls triv
You got that answer correct mega brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
What year was Apple Inc. founded?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
pls triv
You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 1,000 coins.
In "The Amazing World of Gumball", who is the principal of Elmore Junior High?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Cartoon & Animations
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,875 to go outside! Score!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,360, the garage is full of treasures
You won ⏣ 1,045!
Your hint was 59. The hidden number was 6.
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
517
&dep all
Deposited
877 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
53,326
53,326
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648928565:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,193
pls search
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 26. The hidden number was 15.
pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

You flee and live to tell your story
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 25,000
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1648922178:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Common Fish (⏣ 1,200)
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 2,400)
x1
Seaweed (⏣ 400)
x2
Skunk (⏣ 4,000)
x4
Worm (⏣ 3,200)
Total: ⏣ 11,200 (60% multi)
You successfully sold 9 items for ⏣ 11,200
pls adv
You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
You had better hope all the NASA nerds don't find out what you did
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1648922568:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
609.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648929472:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 19,257 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,092 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls search
pls hl
You won ⏣ 773!
Your hint was 34. The hidden number was 97.
pls pm
&work
You work all day at the factory
656
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 1,250)
x2
Skunk (⏣ 3,125)
Total: ⏣ 4,375 (25% multi)
You successfully sold 3 items for ⏣ 4,375
pls dep all
⏣ 22,320
⏣ 1,359,768
⏣ 1,940,879
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls search
You found ⏣ 858, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
"Good Anakin Memewalker, good!"
- :RarePepe: Rare Pepe gave you 8% luck during this interaction
-remindme 5m adv
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pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
&work
You work as an egg and earn
912
&crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
124
pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,360 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls search
You found ⏣ 729, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 930!
Your hint was 86. The hidden number was 35.
&work
You eat bananas for a living and get
711
&crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
2,032 to some 11 year olds.
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
Pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
&work
You work as a street performer and earn
709
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
2,566
16,407
18,973
Pls pet
Prestige 1




(99%)
11h and 54m until empty




(100%)
7h and 59m until empty




(92%)
1d and 19h until empty




(38%)
1h and 49m until empty




(82%)




(77 / 100)
Level 3
You paid ⏣ 1,562 to wash squeeter.
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
&work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
274
&dep all
Deposited
1,009 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@stoic compass You need to wait 28m and 11s until you can work again!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,270 to go outside! Score!
pls search
You found ⏣ 305, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
pls hl
You won ⏣ 937!
Your hint was 69. The hidden number was 24.
pls pm
pls beg
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls adventure
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streaks or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
&work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
924.
&bj all
pls work
Result: Dealer bust
3,376

Value: Soft 19

Value: 25
@twilit ocean What was the emoji?
&dep all
Deposited
6,752 to your bank!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
&bal
pls work
@twilit ocean You need to wait 59m and 39s until you can work again!
@twilit ocean You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls beg
pls job
@twilit ocean You need to wait 59m and 13s until you can work again!
@twilit ocean You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/pre-rewrite-update
Heyo, small (temporary) patch to shake things up until the rewrite is done? Say less.
Vote reward changes, TAX changes, and much much more
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,110, the garage is full of treasures
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 60. The hidden number was 73.
pls adv
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
Interesting... a Black Hole!? Nothing bad should happen if you take it with you!
- + 1 :BlackHole: Black Hole
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
&work
You made a great pun! Take this
285.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648933423:f>)
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&dep all
Deposited
285 to your bank!
pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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pls work
@stoic compass What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 19,257 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 1,250)
x1
Deer (⏣ 2,500)
x1
Garbage (⏣ 250)
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 1,875)
x2
Skunk (⏣ 3,125)
x1
Worm (⏣ 625)
Total: ⏣ 9,625 (25% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 625
pls work info
Hours Worked: 8
First Worked: 15 hours, 32 minutes and 55 seconds ago
Last Worked: 2 minutes and 33 seconds ago
Earned: ⏣ 154,056
Successes: 8
Fails: 0
Hours Worked: 107
Earned: ⏣ 1,549,422
Successes: 93
Fails: 14
Promotions: 16 (+ 7257)
pls sell ant
You successfully sold 1x
Ant for ⏣ 1,250
pls sell garbage
You successfully sold 1x
Garbage for ⏣ 250
pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for ⏣ 1,875
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 1,563
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Deer (⏣ 2,500)
x1
Skunk (⏣ 1,563)
Total: ⏣ 4,063 (25% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 1,563
pls pm
pls hl
You won ⏣ 895!
Your hint was 49. The hidden number was 63.
pls triv
You got that answer correct massive brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
Nvidia's headquarters are based in which Silicon Valley city?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science: Computers
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 944
pls search
You found ⏣ 133 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls pet




(90%)
1d and 19h until empty




(90%)
1d and 19h until empty




(90%)
1d and 19h until empty




(98%)
11h and 42m until empty




(92%)




(84 / 100)
Level 4
You pat mf.
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
A ship appears and the pilot waves hello
- + ⏣ 120,000
-remindme 5m adv
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pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 43 minutes and 11 seconds
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
pls search
You looked up in the air, and found nothing. You then died because you forgot to breathe the air you were looking at.
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
&work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
801. The students loved you!
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
&work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
292.
&dep all
Deposited
524 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
53,850
53,850
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648936168:f>)
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Reminder @flint abyss: work
Your reminders:
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
567 for your hard work
Deposited
722 to your bank!
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648936874:f>)
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E
pls death
Pls kill
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
Tip: We've got well over 200 commands, have you tried them all?
@dense kelp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
484!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
Pls kill @oak citrus hehe
theeeoooo shoots MAXIM38Q in the head.
@dense kelp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls adv
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1648932021:f>)
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pls work
@stoic compass What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 6,419 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,414 to go outside! Score!
pls search
pls hl
You won ⏣ 697!
Your hint was 80. The hidden number was 53.
pls pm
pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was 1986
In what year was the first Transformers movie released?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Film
pls triv
You got that answer correct wise guy, you also got 2,000 coins.
In Halo 2, how many rounds does the M6C hold in a single magazine?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
You got that answer correct big brain, you also got 500 coins.
Which type of rock is created by intense heat AND pressure?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Science & Nature
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Kujo
In "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Crusaders", what is the last name of the protagonist Jotaro?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
&work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
315
-remind 2h work
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pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You ignored this kitchen.... at least you took some coins with you
- + ⏣ 50,000
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1648932335:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1648932335:R>
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1648932335:R>
pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
OH NO! He only pretended to be friendly!!!
- Nothing interesting happened
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
&dep all
Deposited
1,990 to your bank!
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
997
&crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
1,350
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
-2,638
6,689
4,051
&withdraw 2638
Withdrew
2,638 from your bank!
&bal
&work
You become a game developer and raised
915 for charity.
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
5,483
21,559
27,042
&deposit
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&deposit all
Deposited
5,483 to your bank!
pls meme
Reminder @compact sentinel: work
&work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
560!
&dep all
Deposited
560 to your bank!
Reminder @slate shore: work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
700
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648944095:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You worked as a businessman and earned
705
&bal
-reminders
Your reminders:
51979571: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 21 hours and 48 minutes from now (<t:1649017614:f>)
52079649: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in less than 1 minute from now (<t:1648939137:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.

Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
765
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648946345:f>)
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&work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
467
&dep all
Deposited
674 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
54,524
54,524
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648947919:f>)
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pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 19,257 for an hour of work.
pls itemlb alien sample
pls adv
This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?
Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!
- + ⏣ 50,000
-remindme 5m adv
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1648942505:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,418 to go outside! Score!
pls search
You found ⏣ 638, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 45. The hidden number was 34.
pls dep all
⏣ 8,520
⏣ 1,428,298
⏣ 1,949,399
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
29 minutes and 14 seconds
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
31. lilaylulo#2935 •
84,208
32. Nish#2992 •
83,136
33. LauHerondale#5227 •
80,943
34. ozihambodega#9439 •
79,526
35. Anonymousrk#2238 •
71,646
36. Nasi Kucing#3968 •
70,265
37. WantedApe#7835 •
66,309
38. v1cmak26#2126 •
63,594
39. 315703147605524482 •
63,270
40. SomeRandomBrit#9051 •
60,836
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
pls search
You got deceived by the devil and died. Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,428,298
Bank: ⏣ 1,949,399 / 1,950,359 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,419,523
pls inv
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Padlock ─ 5
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 10
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Used Diaper ─ 10
ID diaper ─ Tool
@stoic compass You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
pls adv
You see a shooting star!
You told a friend your wish, so it didn't come true
- You lost your :Apple: Apple
-remindme 5m adv
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Reminder @stoic compass: adv
Reminder @stoic compass: adv
pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,673,298
Bank: ⏣ 1,949,399 / 1,950,359 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 15,869,523
pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (1) — ⏣ 325,000
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (1) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (1) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
pls buy adv
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@sonic ivy bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
pls adv
A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls work
@sonic ivy What color was next to the word welcome?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
Daily Box
Coins
Life Saver
@sonic ivy You have an unread alert! Type 





