#🤖┃bot-commands
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Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
Pls stream
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A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 887, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Potato ☭!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,700
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 14. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
You got that answer correct mastermind, you also got 1,000 coins.
What is the name of the currency in the "Animal Crossing" series?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
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&work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
435 near one of the potatoes
&dep all
Deposited
435 to your bank!
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&work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
357 from your peers.
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Pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 973, why are you in your crawl space?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Spider!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,486 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
8
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 9
Pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was Western Australia
Broome is a town in which state of Australia?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
&Work
You bought and sold items and profited
211
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
Pls stream
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Pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 577, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Pls beg
Pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
1
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 1. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no fool, the correct answer was Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Which ones of these Mario Kart games was made for the Gameboy Advance?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
795.
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&dep all
Deposited
824 to your bank!
&lb
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pls work
@stoic compass Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,152 for an hour of work.
You cannot work for 21 minutes and 23 seconds.
&collect
You can next collect income in 8 hours and 20 minutes.
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
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A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
Pls beg
Pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
1,311
52,465
53,776
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
8
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 6
Pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Caterpie
What was Ash Ketchum's second Pokemon?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
32minutes and your stream has ended.
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pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,737
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word thumbnails?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
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Pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

You flee and live to tell your story
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 25,000
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 3,704, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
1
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 2
Pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was 15
In Need For Speed: Most Wanted (2005), how many people are there to defeat on the blacklist?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
pls pet




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Level 19
You pat mf.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls trade
A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
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You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000
pls pet




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Level 19
Pls scout
Pls beg
Pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
pls pet dog




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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Level 19
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
12
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 12. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Magnesium
Burning which of these metals will produce a bright white flame?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science & Nature
pls pet




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Level 19
pls pet mf




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23h and 39m until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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2h and 46m until empty




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(59 / 100)
Level 19
You hug mf, aw.
Pls stream
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Pls adv
On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 88, now you can do some laundry!
Pls beg
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,430 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 15. Enjoy your 500 coins.
Pls triv
no twit, the correct answer was Perceptual Neuron
Which is not a type of neuron?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science & Nature
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&work
You cannot work for 27 minutes and 31 seconds.
&bal
&collect
You can next collect income in 7 hours and 27 minutes.
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 751
Pls job
@tacit oyster You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 20m and 25s until you can work again!
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Whaaaat!? You found a space kitchen! It looks like it is full of shady stuff. What do you do?
You found a jar of some weird stuff!
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :JarOfSingularity: Jar Of Singularity
&work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
200
Pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,167, that poor poor dog...
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Yeng Gang!
Pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 895
Pls beg
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls pm
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
15
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
10
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
14
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
Hint
Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 17
Pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Rockman
Which of the following names is the "Mega Man" Franchise known as in Japan?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
236 for doing it
-remind 2h work
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pls work
You never fail to amaze me @unborn oak. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour
You bought and sold items and profited
575
&collect
You can next collect income in 7 hours and 8 minutes.
pls work
@unborn oak Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.
&work
You work as a human statue and earn
270
&dep all
Deposited
270 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
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pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word watermark?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls stream
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pls adv
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 948, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 844 and a
Fresh Bread"
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 852
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 3
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Chloe Price
Who is the main protagonist in the game Life is Strange: Before The Storm?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
pls pet




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22h and 57m until empty




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1d and 22h until empty




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1d and 22h until empty




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2h and 3m until empty




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(59 / 100)
Level 19
You hug mf, aw.
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 32 minutes.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls sell ant
You successfully sold 1x
Ant for ⏣ 2,210
pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 1,658
&work
You develop games and earn
844.
&crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
767
&bj half
Result: Loss
-1,749

Value: 10

Value: 19
&bj half
Result: Bust
-874

Value: 26

Value: 8
pls stream
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pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
pls beg
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 1
pls triv
You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 2,000 coins.
What is the most commonly used noun in the English language?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
General Knowledge
pls pet




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Net: ⏣ 10,611,426
pls dep all
⏣ 2,520
⏣ 1,350,901
⏣ 758,525
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,105
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You work as an egg and earn
366
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648633994:f>)
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&dep all
Deposited
366 to your bank!
pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
pls sell worm
you don't own this item lol
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,099
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,152 for an hour of work.
You found
818 on the floor.
You sell some cocaine and earn
587...
Deposited
873 to your bank!
&work
You worked and gained
426
&dep all
Deposited
1,652 to your bank!
&bal
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pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 620, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls beg
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,586. Nice!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Sumerian
Which of the following is NOT classified as a Semetic language?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
History
&work
You found
385 lying on the floor in General Chat!
&dep all
Deposited
596 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
pls stream
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pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are grateful for you helping their science efforts, and reward you
- + ⏣ 50,000
pls scout
You found ⏣ 374, now you can do some laundry!
pls beg
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,438
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
18
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 18. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Über Update
What is the name of "Team Fortress 2" update, in which it became Free-to-play?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word subtitles?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
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pls adv
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 563, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls beg
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
16
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 16. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct mega brain, you also got 500 coins.
In the show "Steven Universe", who are the main two employees of The Big Donut?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Cartoon & Animations
pls stream
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pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,138, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 13. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no blockhead, the correct answer was Bull
A minotaur is half human half what?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Mythology
&collect
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pls adv
You see a shooting star!
You shot the star down. What a jerk.
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :ShootingStar: Shooting Star
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,134, wonder how long that's been there!
pls beg
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,480 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
16
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 17
pls triv
no fool, the correct answer was James
**Paul McCartney has always used his middle name. What is his real first name? **
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Celebrities
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
654
&work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
710
pls stream
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pls adv
You encountered someone named Dank Sidious, what do you do?
"Good Anakin Memewalker, good!"
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
13
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 13. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Modernism
The architect known as Le Corbusier was an important figure in what style of architecture?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
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&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 41 minutes.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
982 .
&dep all
Deposited
982 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648640220:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
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pls adv
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
pls scout
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
pls scout
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1
Garbage!
pls beg
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,114. Nice!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 4
pls triv
no ninny, the correct answer was Mocha Latte
What was the development code name for the "Weatherlight" expansion for "Magic: The Gathering", released in 1997?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Board Games
&work
You cannot work for 13 minutes and 54 seconds.
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
236 for it.
-remind 2h w
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View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
236 to your bank!
pls stream
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pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,430, wonder how long that's been there!
pls beg
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,456
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
17
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 16
pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Pakistan
Which of the following countries does NOT recognize Armenia as an independent country?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
&work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
&work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
266
&dep all
Deposited
1,453 to your bank!
&bal
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&work
You cannot work for 50 minutes and 51 seconds.
pls stream
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pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,023, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls beg
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no blockhead, the correct answer was Nobunaga
In the game Pokémon Conquest, which warlord is able to bond with Zekrom and a shiny Rayquazza?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
983 in profits
&dep all
Deposited
1,219 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 3 hours and 57 minutes.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648643456:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
pls stream
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pls adv
You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 878, did you just steal from your uber driver?
pls beg
pls crime
You stole an unknown drink and drank it. It turned out to be poison and you died. RIP
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 11. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct wise guy, you also got 1,000 coins.
Which of these artists has NOT been a member of dancehall group Major Lazer?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
&work
You worked for the Police and earned
518
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
pls stream
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pls adv
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 697, why was this in your washer lmfao?
pls beg
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,586 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
6
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 6. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was Vilnius
What is the capital of Lithuania?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
?av @foggy oyster
efinetly yuri
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
639
pls stream
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pls adv
You finally confirm for humanity, the moon is NOT made out of cheese
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 852 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 566 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls beg
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
3,378
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
8
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