#🤖┃bot-commands
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10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
20
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 20. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no twit, the correct answer was 2003
When was Steam first released?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @rose ibex. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 731! 12000 + ⏣ 731 an hour
pls work
@rose ibex Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
&work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
383
pls triv
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 500 coins.
Who was the first president of the United States?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
History
pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was Republican
To what political party did Abraham Lincoln belong when elected POTUS?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
History
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was Michael Schumacher
Which driver has been the Formula 1 world champion for a record 7 times?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Sports
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,110 for an hour of work.
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Rabbit (⏣ 4,680)
x1
Seaweed (⏣ 780)
x1
Worm (⏣ 1,560)
Total: ⏣ 7,020 (212% multi)
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls sell ant
You successfully sold 1x
Ant for ⏣ 2,370
You successfully sold 3 items for ⏣ 7,020
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls sell seaweed
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 593
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,354 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,183
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,848, good thing the panty fairy visited!
pls postmeme
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 2. The hidden number was 2.
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (10) was too high
You've got 3 attempts left and 1 hint left.
5
not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (5) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 0 hints left.
2
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 2. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct mega brain, you also got 500 coins.
What do the letters of the fast food chain KFC stand for?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
pls triv
no twit, the correct answer was Board Games
The website "Shut Up & Sit Down" reviews which form of media?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
pls pet




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(43%)
3h and until empty




(81%)




(71 / 100)
Level 15
You paid ⏣ 1,500 to feed mf.
pls bal
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,347,953
Bank: ⏣ 596,682 / 598,602 (99.7%)
Net: ⏣ 7,464,335
pls dep all
⏣ 1,920
⏣ 1,346,033
⏣ 598,602
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,106, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,292 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
2
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 3
pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was 1976
What year was Apple Inc. founded?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 1 minute.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
157
&dep all
Deposited
157 to your bank!
&bal
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648364093:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You... just ruined the entire spacecraft with your rank urine
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,348, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,289 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
This event has expired.
THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
ItsHydra won ⏣ 3,228 and 1
Lucky Horseshoe
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
You got that answer correct big brain, you also got 1,000 coins.
Which of these elements on the Periodic Table is a Noble Gas?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science & Nature
&work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
164
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
164 to your bank!
Pls itemlb pink
🥇 14,254,227 - cyaintu#6666
🥈 10,873,643 - null#2773
🥉 9,890,521 - jxck#9106
🔹 7,886,770 - Inferno#6969
🔹 6,666,666 - abbie#5530
🔹 5,556,351 - ☾ Amiynat ☽#7776
🔹 4,491,868 - piggitarian#6910
🔹 3,750,075 - A green Burger#9808
🔹 3,474,185 - Nugget#1022
🔹 3,425,782 - Kcalb#0676
Pls level piggitarian#6910
243,352 items shared, 486,239 items received
Pls level Kcalb#0676
Prestige 2
Title: Memer
Badges:

14





1,485/1,500





Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 113,255
Net: ⏣ 397,579,813
59 items (3,428,303 total) worth ⏣ 397,466,558
22 cheese eaten (72.79% xp multi)
5,118,114 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
12,081 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a House Wife
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% fewer coins when stolen from
Pls level A green Burger#9808
Title: Newbie
Badges:

190





19,043/19,100





Wallet: ⏣ 180,410,496
Bank: ⏣ 14,065,505
Net: ⏣ 999,997,276
80 items (3,755,447 total) worth ⏣ 805,521,275
165 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
11,781,270 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
33,306 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 5mo left
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% fewer coins when stolen from
3x 
2x 
3,750,075x 
Pls itemlb Nugget#1022
Pls level Nugget#1022
Prestige 1
Title: Dank Memer
Badges: 
27





2,734/2,800





Wallet: ⏣ 403,049
Bank: ⏣ 2,057,592
Net: ⏣ 265,853,206
36 items (3,475,004 total) worth ⏣ 263,392,565
20 cheese eaten (69.40% xp multi)
1,561,304 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
8,638 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Santa Claus
Padlock - 26d left
Pls level @valid vault
0 items shared, 26,460 items received
@valid vault hey
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
On your way out of the solar system, you hit a tesla floating on the way to Mars
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 2,459.
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (11) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
3
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 9
pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Mariner 4
Which of the following spacecraft never touched the moon?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science & Nature
&work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 58 seconds.
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
Nothing happens, but some coins appear before you.
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 100,000
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,440, wonder how long that's been there!
pls beg
pls crime
You tried to set the police station on fire! They didn't appreciate it and kinda sorta.. shot you..
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
11
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 11. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Plastic Beach
From which album is the Gorillaz song, "On Melancholy Hill" featured in?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
Reminder @flint abyss: work
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus
You found a Like Button 
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
pls beg
pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,674
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
17
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 18
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was American Gun
What was James Coburn's last film role before his death?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Celebrities
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
368
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird
- Nothing interesting happened
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,476, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Cookie!
pls beg
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,485
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 10. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was Tracker
Akatsuki's subclass in "Log Horizon" is what?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
&work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
236
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648369749:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@fallow sleet Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,595, that poor poor dog...
pls meme
pls stream
- Your stream can last 48 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- You lost your :IronShovel: Shovel
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,900 on the counter top, nobody knows who it belongs to, so now it's yours! you can buy a snack now!
pls beg
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls pm
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
19
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 19. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was 21
How many dots are on a single die?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Board Games
pls work
@stoic compass What color was next to the word homemaker?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 5,703 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
221
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,185
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 2,963
pls postmeme
pls use bank note
1x 
⏣ 68,008
⏣ 667,810
pls dep all
⏣ 69,208
⏣ 1,290,983
⏣ 667,810
pls pet




(90%)
21h and 41m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(87%)
1d and 17h until empty




(17%)
1h and 20m until empty




(73%)




(76 / 100)
Level 15
You pat mf.
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
0
<t:1648364002:R>
13
18
Apex Legends
3
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,615 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls search
While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls inv
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 14
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was IRC
What internet protocol was documented in RFC 1459?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Computers
&work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
471
Deposited
663 to your bank!
&with 2000
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648371281:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 50. The hidden number was 21.
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@left coral won
1000
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: red 34!
Winners:
@left coral won
1000
&dep all
Deposited
3,000 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You cannot work for 43 minutes and 3 seconds.
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
344.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
&remind 2D comme
I will remind you in 2 days
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
203.
&dep all
Deposited
1,958 to your bank!
&bal
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 6 hours.
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
32minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 32 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1648369154:R>
21
97
Battlefield 5
11
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
318.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648377021:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls rich
🥇 37,500,039,322 - Pitcher#2277
🥈 6,218,961,525 - abbie#5530 
🥉 3,952,613,525 - Daxamite#9228
🔹 3,169,001,470 - cyaintu#6666
🔹 2,830,746,345 - IRONMAN#3521
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
209.
-reminders
Your reminders:
51415748: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 11 hours and 21 minutes from now (<t:1648497909:f>)
51463229: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 11 minutes from now (<t:1648371281:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&with 2000
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 28!
No Winners :(
&roulette 1000 red
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 4!
No Winners :(
&with 2000
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
&roulette 2000 red
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 12!
Winners:
@left coral won
4000
&dep all
Deposited
4,523 to your bank!
&bal
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
443
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648378492:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
443 to your bank!
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!
@mellow thicket You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 28. The hidden number was 85.
Pls bj all
&work
You are paid
220 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
517 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You cannot work for 34 minutes and 32 seconds.
&work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
458.
&dep all
Deposited
911 to your bank!
&bal
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
pls work
@stoic compass What color was next to the word mom?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,703 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls sell seaweed
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 573
pls postmeme
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,508 to go outside! Score!
pls search
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 3,339.
pls dep all
⏣ 2,400
⏣ 1,303,735
⏣ 670,210
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,148!
Your hint was 46. The hidden number was 54.
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
Anonymousrk earned ⏣ 3,825 and 1
Chill Pill
pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
10
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
hint
Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 3 attempts left and 1 hint left.
15
not this time, 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.
hint
Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 0 hints left.
17
not this time, 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.
18
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 18. Enjoy your 500 coins.
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
no idiot, the correct answer was Blonde
What is the real hair colour of the mainstream comic book version (Earth-616) of Daredevil?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Comics
pls triv
no bonehead, the correct answer was Generator 5
In the "Call Of Duty: Zombies" map "Origins", where is "Stamin-Up" located?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 500 coins.
What was the name of the WWF professional wrestling tag team made up of the wrestlers Ax and Smash?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
pls triv
no dimwit, the correct answer was 2015
What year did the anime "Himouto! Umaru-chan" air?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Turkey
Which modern day country is the region that was known as Phrygia in ancient times?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
History
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was 1000000
How many kilobytes in one gigabyte (in decimal)?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Science: Computers
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was The Cylons
What is the name of the main antagonists in Battlestar Galactica?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Television
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was 2004
What year was the RoboSapien toy robot released?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
General Knowledge
pls triv
no ignoramus, the correct answer was Operation Typhoon
What was the name of the German offensive operation in October 1941 to take Moscow before winter?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
History
pls triv
You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 2,000 coins.
What is the name of the main character in the video game VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Thwimps
What are tiny Thwomps called in Super Mario World?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
no simpleton, the correct answer was Sunset Strip
Which of these is not a single by Pink Floyd guitarist, David Gilmour?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
pls triv
no twit, the correct answer was 58
How many playable characters are there in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
You got that answer correct genius, you also got 500 coins.
Which of the following characters from the game "Overwatch" was revealed to be homosexual in December of 2016?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
no blockhead, the correct answer was Simjang
What is the romanized Korean word for "heart"?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
General Knowledge
pls triv
no nincompoop, the correct answer was IMKO-1
What was the name of the first Bulgarian personal computer?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science: Computers
pls triv
no stupid, the correct answer was Langdon Everett Caul
In the Hellboy universe, what was Abe Sapien's birth name?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Comics
pls triv
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was 50 mph
In the 1994 movie "Speed", what is the minimum speed the bus must go to prevent to bomb from exploding?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Film
pls triv
no moron, the correct answer was Kazakhstan
Where is the world's oldest still operational space launch facility located?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
pls triv
no idiot, the correct answer was Finders Keepers
What Nickelodeon game show featured a house on the set that the contestants would ransack to find hidden objects?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Television
pls triv
You got that answer correct mastermind, you also got 1,000 coins.
What is the first primary weapon the player gets in "PAYDAY: The Heist"?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
pls triv
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls triv
no simpleton, the correct answer was Apollo 17
Which Apollo mission was the last one in NASA's Apollo program?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
History
pls pet




(100%)
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Level 16
You paid ⏣ 133 to take mf to a fun little carnival down the street
@stoic compass mf leveled up! 15 → 16
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@stoic compass What was the emoji?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Wallet: ⏣ 1,311,442
Bank: ⏣ 670,210 / 670,690 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 7,468,852
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
295
I will remind you in 2 hours
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648384430:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Your reminders:
51391068: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 4 hours and 20 minutes from now (<t:1648479292:f>)
51472066: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1648384430:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648384477:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You work as a starving college student, you found
169 on the ground.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648385734:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
169 to your bank!
&work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
151 for it.
&work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
355. Good job!
&dep all
Deposited
355 to your bank!
&bal
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&work
You cannot work for 42 minutes and 19 seconds.
&work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
261 from your peers.
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
261
1,031
1,292
&dep all
Deposited
261 to your bank!
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You work as a streamer and gain
464 from donations
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648392959:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
482 to your bank!
&work
You gave yourself
469 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648393063:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You found
324 on the floor.
&dep all
Deposited
493 to your bank!
&bal
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 1 hour.
&work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
331.
&dep all
Deposited
331 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&bal
Pls itemlb blob
&work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
417, albeit reluctantly.
Reminder @left coral: w
&work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
358.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648400188:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
409 to your bank!
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
280!
&roulette 1000 red
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 3!
Winners:
@tawdry gulch won
2000
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
21. Scarce#6650 •
94,855
22. Kyrela#9409 •
90,692
23. Alex.ninja#3399 •
89,207
24. Richardial!#1416 •
87,341
25. Rizbik#0244 •
87,043
26. Moonicorn#4200 •
86,963
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81,537
28. LΣXON#6669 •
81,147
29. ozihambodega#9439 •
75,839
30. LauHerondale#5227 •
72,800
&roulette 2000 black
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 16!
No Winners :(
&roulette 4000 black
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on black.
The ball landed on: black 20!
Winners:
@tawdry gulch won
8000
&dep all
Deposited
87,341 to your bank!
&work
You sweep the floor and get paid
351
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648401949:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
500 for a good job.
&dep all
Deposited
20,537 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

&bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
&economy-stats
6,761,387
7,628,648
14,390,035
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&bal
&buy 500 EXP
Multiple items found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - <:gx_alexpog:798517191104004116> Alex Cat
2 -
1,000 EXP
3 -
2,000 EXP
4 -
500 EXP
&buy 4
Cancelled command.
Invalid <item name> argument given.
Usage:
buy-item [quantity] <item name>
&buy 500
Invalid <item name> argument given.
Usage:
buy-item [quantity] <item name>
&buy 500 EXP
Multiple items found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - <:gx_alexpog:798517191104004116> Alex Cat
2 -
1,000 EXP
3 -
2,000 EXP
4 -
500 EXP
&buy 500 EXP
Cancelled command.
Multiple items found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - <:gx_alexpog:798517191104004116> Alex Cat
2 -
1,000 EXP
3 -
2,000 EXP
4 -
500 EXP
4
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have
0 on hand.
&with all
Withdrew
62,922 from your bank!
&buy 500EXP
I could not find any items in the store with that name.
&buy 500 EXP
Multiple items found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - <:gx_alexpog:798517191104004116> Alex Cat
2 -
1,000 EXP
3 -
2,000 EXP
4 -
500 EXP
4
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have
62,945 on hand.
&buy :levelUP: 500 EXP
I could not find any items in the store with that name.
&work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
495
&work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
329 😃
&dep all
Deposited
1,213 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
33,598
33,598
s?me
@compact sentinel (Makoto Watanabe#4292)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1645711132:D> (<t:1645711132:R>)
Created On: <t:1552848514:D> (<t:1552848514:R>)
User ID: 556911778395586560
Message: #🌍┃spanish┃español: 8,632 messages
Voice: #851421771181326377: 11 minutes
30 Days: 9,233 messages
7 Days: 1,510 messages
24 Hours: 237 messages
30 Days: 12 minutes
7 Days: 6 minutes
24 Hours: 6 minutes
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&847790603941314604> colour role.

<@&847790720156696579> colour role.

<@&847790656583237663> colour role.

<@&937466646694621234> colour role.

<@&904444434874265612> colour role.

Only the elites are capable of drinking a whole cup of this holy tea. You think you're better than them? Come forth then, let me pour you one.

The most majestic and royal of the French Cats, Alex will be always by your side. This furry friend will be a nice companion to all your adventures on OGX Discord Server.

Fearless, ruthless, an absolute war-machine waiting to bonk it's next victim...

Hamilton may seem like a regular controller, but the power he holds within is immense. You may think you know the definition of the word gamer; but when Hamilton is with you - things change.

The forbidden item... might grant you superpowers or curses. Who knows?

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
445
Deposited
6,976 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
&bal
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&847790603941314604> colour role.

<@&847790720156696579> colour role.

<@&847790656583237663> colour role.

<@&937466646694621234> colour role.

<@&904444434874265612> colour role.

Only the elites are capable of drinking a whole cup of this holy tea. You think you're better than them? Come forth then, let me pour you one.

The most majestic and royal of the French Cats, Alex will be always by your side. This furry friend will be a nice companion to all your adventures on OGX Discord Server.

Fearless, ruthless, an absolute war-machine waiting to bonk it's next victim...

Hamilton may seem like a regular controller, but the power he holds within is immense. You may think you know the definition of the word gamer; but when Hamilton is with you - things change.

The forbidden item... might grant you superpowers or curses. Who knows?

Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&work
You work for a private military company, earning
275
&work
&collectincomw
You cannot work for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
&collectincome
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
&buy 500 exp
Multiple items found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - <:gx_alexpog:798517191104004116> Alex Cat
2 -
1,000 EXP
3 -
2,000 EXP
4 -
500 EXP
&dep all
Deposited
2,636 to your bank!
type 4
4
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have
63,072 on hand.
yeah
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.


@unborn oak you are better off without it trust me
&work
You develop games and earn
220.
&dep all
Deposited
220 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
391
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @ocean spear. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1912! 12000 + ⏣ 1912 an hour
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls pm
Pls beg
Pls sell alcohol
You successfully sold 1x
Alcohol for ⏣ 2,000
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
339, as it was originally their job
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648404485:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@rose ibex What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
&work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
236
&bal
&rob
Reminder @left coral: w
Here you go! 
&work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
378
&dep all
Deposited
2,350 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 21 hours and 11 minutes.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 20h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(98%)




(34 / 100)
Level 19
You pat Chocola.
@rapid flax Click the buttons in correct order!
@rapid flax Chocola leveled up! 18 → 19
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@rapid flax What color was next to the word fluffy?
pls inv
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 28
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 6
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Tip Jar ─ 1
ID tipjar ─ Tool
pls daily
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
⏣ 20,900 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 20 minutes and 39 seconds
&work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
181!
pls use daily
pls use daily
&work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
728
&money
&deposit 1262
Deposited
1,262 to your bank!
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You never fail to amaze me @slate shore. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 300! 10000 + ⏣ 300 an hour
Set a reminder in 20 minutes from now (<t:1648405124:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
993.
&dep all
Deposited
1,407 to your bank!
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
847,004
2. Aen#0001 •
461,141
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
425,533
4. quik#5071 •
379,842
5. michasia#4656 •
329,009
6. ombri#5658 •
317,796
7. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
288,259
8. Sude#2397 •
239,446
9. Syrme#9867 •
230,609
10. _tsuki#8497 •
224,707
&work
You work as a model and earn
558
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
558 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&work
You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
647.
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,912 for an hour of work.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
Pls sell garbage max
You successfully sold 2x
Garbages for ⏣ 1,248
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648411586:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@worldly carbon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 33 minutes and 38 seconds
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@worldly carbon You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@worldly carbon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls use newplayerpack
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@subtle reef You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
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pls work discord mod
@worldly carbon Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.
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pls alert
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pls use meme box
&work
You dig around in your yard and gain
504
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648413537:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,258 to your bank!
&work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
966
View the leaderboard online here.
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461,669
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329,592
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318,563
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&collect
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&bal
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Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
mf
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Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
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Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
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imma beat you to sleep
In the forever box?
pls kill potat
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
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SassierWall8671 is dead at the hands of Ayacius.
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pls kill @tepid jetty
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pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,912 for an hour of work.
&work
You cannot work for 35 minutes and 32 seconds.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls sell common fish max
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,340
pls beg
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,752, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Shredded Cheese!
pls sell shredded cheese
You successfully sold 1x
Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 12,500
Reminder @ocean spear: work
&work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
647.
&dep all
Deposited
647 to your bank!
&remind 2h work
I will remind you in 2 hours
&work
You get a commission request, the payment is
768.

Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
380 from your peers.
&dep all
Deposited
1,961 to your bank!
&bal
pls pet
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!




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Level 48
You pat Charly.
@eternal mason Charly leveled up! 46 → 47
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
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@eternal mason Charly leveled up! 47 → 48
@eternal mason What was the emoji?
@eternal mason What was the emoji?
&work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
218
@mellow thicket You have an unread alert! Type
Apple

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