🤖┃bot-commands

[slate shore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

ItsHydra#8281

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

250

Bank:

2,729

Total:

2,979

Mar 24, 2022, 4:29 AM

[slate shore]

Pls stream

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 47 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

21

Live Since

<t:1648081033:R>

Viewers

133

XP

21

Streaming

Battlefield 5

Sponsors

38

Streak: 76

[slate shore]

Pls adv

[visual comet]

On your journey you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[slate shore]

Pls scout

[visual comet]

ItsHydra searched the van

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,289, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 513)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Queen Elizabeth

"you get NOTHING"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

ItsHydra committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[slate shore]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[slate shore]

Pls pm

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 993 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

Pls guess

[visual comet]

You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.

[slate shore]

15

[visual comet]

not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

10

[visual comet]

not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

14

[visual comet]

not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.

[slate shore]

20

[visual comet]

Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 17

[slate shore]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct smarty-pants, you also got 1,000 coins.

ItsHydra's trivia question

Who was the inspiration for Cuthbert Calculus in the Tintin series?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Comics

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#0001

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 193

Reply #12

[slate shore]

-reminder 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648103999:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Reminder @left coral: c

[fallow sleet]

pls pet

[visual comet]

That_HumanBeing's Crab (Rave) <:Crab:861610427925397604>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Fun

(32%)
7h and 40m until empty

Energy

(55%)
4h and 22m until empty

Love

(72%)

Experience

(34 / 100)
Level 8

Last Action

you bought a baguette for Rave which cost you ⏣ 1,000

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@fallow sleet Rave leveled up! 7 → 8
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@fallow sleet What color was next to the word crab?

[fallow sleet]

pls triv

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 2,000 coins.

That_HumanBeing's trivia question

What is the most potent toxin known?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Science & Nature

[fallow sleet]

pls work

[visual comet]

@fallow sleet What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,025 for an hour of work.

You found an item!

You found a Ban Hammer

Working as a Discord Mod

[fallow sleet]

pls trade ban hammer

[visual comet]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

@fallow sleet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants

pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)

pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)

@fallow sleet Rave found a Padlock for you!

[fallow sleet]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You are #300,121 to view this alert!

[fallow sleet]

pls inv

[visual comet]

That_HumanBeing's inventory

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable

Landmine ─ 2
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Collectable

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 5

[fallow sleet]

pls meme

[visual comet]

Cue heist music

👍 4835 | 💬 14

[fallow sleet]

pls stream

[warm wharf]

Reminder @rose ibex: work

[slate shore]

Pls stream

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 47 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

21

Live Since

<t:1648081033:R>

Viewers

139

XP

21

Streaming

Battlefield 5

Sponsors

38

Streak: 76

[slate shore]

Pls adv

[visual comet]

You got sad because there are no memes in space...

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[slate shore]

Pls scout

[visual comet]

ItsHydra searched the couch

You found ⏣ 779, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 310)

[slate shore]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

ItsHydra committed FRAUD

You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,280

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 509)

[slate shore]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Clinton

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 147"

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 59)

[slate shore]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[slate shore]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[slate shore]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

Pls pm

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,627 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

Pls guess

[visual comet]

You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.

[slate shore]

15

[visual comet]

not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

10

[visual comet]

not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (10) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

14

[visual comet]

not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

Hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (14) was too low
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.

[slate shore]

20

[visual comet]

Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 20. Enjoy your 500 coins.

[slate shore]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 1,000 coins.

ItsHydra's trivia question

Approximately how long is a year on Uranus?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Science & Nature

[mellow thicket]

&work

[spice ruin]

Neax_77#4649

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 346

Reply #8

[mellow thicket]

& collect

[spice ruin]

Neax_77#4649

You can next collect income in 9 hours and 9 minutes.

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You cannot work for 11 minutes and 15 seconds.

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

ItsHydra#8281

You cannot work for 45 minutes.

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore What color was next to the word tags?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,343 for an hour of work.
+5% poster item bonus

Working as a YouTuber

[slate shore]

pls stream

[visual comet]

You were inactive for more than 47 minutes and your stream has ended.

ItsHydra's Stream Manager

Level

21

Last Live

<t:1648101112:R>

Peak Viewers

139

XP

50

Last Streamed Game

Battlefield 5

Sponsors

38

Streak: 76 | You streamed recently. Wait at least half an hour to stream again!

[slate shore]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[slate shore]

pls scout

[visual comet]

ItsHydra searched the bank

You found ⏣ 862, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Bank Note!

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 343)

This event has expired.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

Mar 24, 2022, 6:02 AM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

ItsHydra snagged ⏣ 4,193

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

ItsHydra committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 996. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 396)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Taylor Swift

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 671"

Multi Bonus: +66% (⏣ 267)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

ItsHydra's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 852 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls guess

[visual comet]

You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.

[slate shore]

10

[visual comet]

not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

15

[visual comet]

not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.

[slate shore]

hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (15) was too low
You've got 2 attempts left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

19

[visual comet]

not this time, 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.

[slate shore]

hint

[visual comet]

Your last number (19) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 0 hints left.

[slate shore]

17

[visual comet]

Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 18

[slate shore]

pls triv

[visual comet]

no twit, the correct answer was July 1st, 1916

ItsHydra's trivia question

When did the Battle of the Somme begin?
You have 15 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Easy

Category

History

[spark gull]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

Guess you didn't wanna play trivia after all?

Draxis's trivia question

In which manga did the "404 Girl" from 4chan originate from?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga

[spark gull]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@spark gull Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Robber

[spark gull]

&work

[spice ruin]

Draxis#2827

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 371

Reply #9

[spark gull]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

no fool, the correct answer was Herman Melville

Draxis's trivia question

Who wrote the novel "Moby-Dick"?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Entertainment: Books

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[spark gull]

Pls triv

[visual comet]

no stupid, the correct answer was The Revolution

Draxis's trivia question

What is the official name of Prince's backing band?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Entertainment: Music

[flint abyss]

&work

[spice ruin]

Marlhon1#3418

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 264

Reply #838252

[flint abyss]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648109295:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[spark gull]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 20,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 309,373

[spark gull]

&roulette all red

[spice ruin]

Draxis#2827

You have placed a bet of 837 on red.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[spark gull]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Draxis#2827

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

The ball landed on: black 2!

No Winners :(

[spark gull]

&nsfw disable

&help

[spice ruin]

Command List
https://unb.gg/commands

Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb

[spark gull]

&animal

[spice ruin]

Draxis#2827

You don't own any animals!
Use the animals store command to see what's available.

[spark gull]

&qnimql store

&animal store

[spice ruin]

Animal Store

Use the animals buy <snail | pigeon | greyhound | horse> [nickname] command to purchase one.

Snail

Lifespan: 12 hours
Price: 5,000

Pigeon

Lifespan: 3 days
Price: 20,000

Greyhound

Lifespan: 1 week
Price: 50,000

Horse

Lifespan: 4 weeks
Price: 250,000

[flint abyss]

&shop

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Store

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>500,000 - Meme Contest Pass

A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>1,500,000 - Custom Role

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.

Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>2,500,000 - Nitro Classic

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>4,500,000 - Nitro Boost

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>5,000,000 - 20$ Eneba voucher

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

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[flint abyss]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Marlhon1#3418

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,798

Bank:

789,060

Total:

791,858

Mar 24, 2022, 6:23 AM

[flint abyss]

f

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[lapis smelt]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nish#2992

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 250, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[lapis smelt]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Nish#2992

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,790

Bank:

59,011

Total:

60,801

Mar 24, 2022, 7:37 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @flint abyss: work

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 360

Reply #39

[fair haven]

&work

[spice ruin]

Maikelito555#8729

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 466

Reply #636351

[fair haven]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Maikelito555#8729

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 471

Reply #636235

[fair haven]

&with 5

[spice ruin]

Maikelito555#8729

Withdrew 5 from your bank!

[rose ibex]

pls work house wife

[visual comet]

@rose ibex Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

[rose ibex]

pls work

[visual comet]

@rose ibex What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[rose ibex]

&work

[spice ruin]

Pokémon_God#7211

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 307 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[rose ibex]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648117821:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,253/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,077/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 0/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,248/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,070/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 0/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@fair haven You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@fair haven You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fair haven]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[fair haven]

pls work house wife

[visual comet]

@fair haven Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

@fair haven You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fair haven]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You are #304,675 to view this alert!

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

@fair haven You need to wait 59m and 48s until you can work again!

[fair haven]

-remind 1h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1648114690:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[fair haven]

pls help economy

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[fair haven]

pls digg

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[fair haven]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,716 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,555)

[fair haven]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[fair haven]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

Maikelito555's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 17 minutes and 24 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[fair haven]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@fair haven bought 1x Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[fair haven]

-remind 16h daily

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 16 hours from now (<t:1648168988:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[fair haven]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[fair haven]

pls help economy

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[fair haven]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige Command

This command removes almost everything from your profile (items, coins, xp, levels, etc) in exchange for:

• Exclusive prestige-only items
• Increased Multiplier
• Prestige badge on your profile
• Increased bank space gain rate
• Major clout

The requirements to prestige go up every time you do it!

[visual comet]

Prestige 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 15,716/5,000,000
(0.3%)
Level Required
0/20
(0.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 225,000/4,100,000
(5.5%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[fair haven]

pls lottery

[visual comet]

Lottery Command

This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy lottery tickets and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win.

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

You bought 1 lottery ticket

Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server

Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 761,328,000

There are currently very few entries

[fair haven]

pls highlow

[visual comet]

Highlow Command

This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's expired high-low game

Too slow!
Your hint was 72 and the hidden number was 76.

This game of high-low expired!

[fair haven]

pls highlow

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 13. The hidden number was 7.

loser loser

[fair haven]

pls lootbox

[visual comet]

wow dank memer, more like ea memer

buy lootboxes to support development: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

[dawn matrix]

Hi

[fair haven]

hi

pls highlow

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 42. The hidden number was 91.

loser loser

[dawn matrix]

Hi

Do you like music

[fair haven]

u should talk in #👾┃general this is bot commands only

[dawn matrix]

Ok

[left coral]

-reminders

[warm wharf]

Your reminders:

Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.

[left coral]

&work

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 234

Reply #636554

[left coral]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648119550:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[left coral]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

Deposited 234 to your bank!

[left coral]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

72,332

Total:

72,332

Mar 24, 2022, 8:59 AM

[left coral]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

You can next collect income in 5 hours and 29 minutes.

[left coral]

-remind 5h 28m c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 5 hours from now (<t:1648130383:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[left coral]

-reminders

[warm wharf]

Your reminders:
51190254: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1648119550:f>)
51190273: #🤖┃bot-commands: '28m c' - in 4 hours and 59 minutes from now (<t:1648130383:f>)

Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.

[left coral]

-delreminder 51190273

[warm wharf]

Deleted reminder #51190273: '28m c'

[left coral]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Rizbik#0244

You can next collect income in 5 hours and 28 minutes.

[left coral]

-remind 5h28m c

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 5 hours and 28 minutes from now (<t:1648132087:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 448 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[worldly dirge]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648120024:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[mellow ingot]

&work

[spice ruin]

vietnamu23#3912

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 187, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[wicked ibex]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

KamiZae's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 85,357
Bank: ⏣ 1,367,801 / 1,368,521 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 27,247,158

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:26 AM

[kind yarrow]

&work

[spice ruin]

OGS#0002

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 217, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

You never fail to amaze me @kind yarrow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 334! 11111 + ⏣ 334 an hour

@kind yarrow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[kind yarrow]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x Rare Pepe

Alert From The Developers

Multiple items have been removed, a command was removed, and two new items are here among multiple other changes. Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/goodbye-laptops

You are #305,803 to view this alert!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @fair haven: work

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 67,037
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,080 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 317,037

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:38 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 3,178 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,185)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 70,215
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,320 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 320,215

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:42 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow What color was next to the word salad?

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 59m and 31s until you can work again!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[kind yarrow]

Pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige Command

This command removes almost everything from your profile (items, coins, xp, levels, etc) in exchange for:

• Exclusive prestige-only items
• Increased Multiplier
• Prestige badge on your profile
• Increased bank space gain rate
• Major clout

The requirements to prestige go up every time you do it!

[visual comet]

Prestige 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 74,030/5,000,000
(1.5%)
Level Required
0/20
(0.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 250,000/4,100,000
(6.1%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 74,030
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 324,030

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:44 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 3,085 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,121)

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 57m and 13s until you can work again!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack

[visual comet]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[visual comet]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 20 000

[visual comet]

You can't bet less than 1,500 coins, sorry not sorry

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ A ♦ 7
Total - 18

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (9) than the dealer (17)
You lost ⏣ 1,500. You now have 74,115.
You lost 100% of the games.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♣ 6
Total - 9

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♥ 10
Total - 17

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 74,115
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 324,115

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:47 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls blackjack

[visual comet]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,500. You now have 72,615.
You lost 100% of the games.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♠ 9 ♣ 6 ♥ 10
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♠ 2
Total - 8

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 1,500. You now have 71,115.
You lost 100% of the games.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♦ K ♣ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♣ 10 ♣ 7
Total - 21

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 71,115 still.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♥ K ♥ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♣ 10
Total - 20

[kind yarrow]

Pls Blackjack 1500

[visual comet]

OGS's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,572. You now have ⏣ 72,687.
You won 0% of the games.

OGS (Player)

Cards - ♥ Q ♦ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♦ 9 ♥ Q
Total - 24

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 72,687
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 322,687

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:49 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 6,560

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 66,127

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 6,560

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 66,127
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 6,560 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 322,687

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:49 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable.

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy 1

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost, but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 236/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,387/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,857/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 3,403/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,533/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,156/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[fair haven]

pls dig

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 49m and 48s until you can work again!

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 3,397/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,531/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,144/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy hunting rifle

[visual comet]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 16,127
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 6,560 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 340,687

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 9:54 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy Fake id

[visual comet]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Fake ID and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,897 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,992)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 3,378/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,500/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,075/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed CYBER BULLYING

You laughed at a kid so much, you choked to death. Who is laughing now? Imagine being a bully.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy coin bomb

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[kind yarrow]

Pls dep

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow what are you depositing, idiot

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[kind yarrow]

Pls craft

[visual comet]

Crafting System

Crafting is a fairly new system to Dank Memer. You pick what you want to craft from the menu, make sure you fulfill the item requirements, and simply hit craft! More often than not, when trading crafted items you can earn more than you paid for the crafting components! Make sure you either get the components yourself, or look for some cheap bulk deals in trading channels to make the most money! You can get duct tape from voting and opening lucky daily boxes!

Crafting Star Fragment

0/2 Shooting Star

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

-reminder 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1648123154:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 0/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,375/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,830/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 2,522, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a Chill Pill!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,734)

[fair haven]

pls buy grind pack

[visual comet]

Successful Grind Pack purchase

@fair haven bought 1x Grind Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

OGS's inventory

Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[tulip ore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Lisektheneverfound#9953

You eat bananas for a living and get 248

Reply #636535

[tulip ore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Lisektheneverfound#9953

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

-615

Bank:

3,800

Total:

3,185

Mar 24, 2022, 10:00 AM

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[fair haven]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Cardi B

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,212 and a Candy"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,521)

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell ant

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!

Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 1x Ant for ⏣ 3,200

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,200)

[fair haven]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 7,160

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 11,768

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 7,160

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed ARSON

You tried to set the police station on fire! They didn't appreciate it and kinda sorta.. shot you..

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,499/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000— 2,497/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,500/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 1,485/1,500 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 4

[tulip ore]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Lisektheneverfound#9953

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 1,433 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed FRAUD

You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 2,148

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,477)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 14,746
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 8,600 (76.3%)
Net: ⏣ 349,306

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:03 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Command no longer works, use trade command
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[fair haven]

pls weekly

[visual comet]

Weekly Command

Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[kind yarrow]

Pls redem

Pls redeem

[visual comet]

This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.

[fair haven]

pls scratch

[visual comet]

Scratch Command

This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!

@fair haven You need to bet something.

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

[kind yarrow]

Pls Profile

[visual comet]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

OGS's profile

Level

0

Experience

30/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 14,746
Bank: ⏣ 6,560
Net: ⏣ 349,306
Coin Multi: 220%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

7 items (7 total) worth ⏣ 328,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
75 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[fair haven]

pls scratch table 5000

[visual comet]

ICON - REWARD

+150%
+75%
+50%
+15%

[fair haven]

plsc scratch 5000

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You abandoned your Scratch-Off, SHAME!
You can scratch 2 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,750

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[kind yarrow]

Pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Scratch Command

This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!

OGS's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 5,750

You won ⏣ 750 in total
You now have ⏣ 15,496

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[kind yarrow]

Pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

OGS's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,250

You lost ⏣ 1,750 in total
You now have ⏣ 13,746

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 13,746
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 9,200 (71.3%)
Net: ⏣ 348,306

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:08 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls donate

[visual comet]

Dank Memer Premium

Help fund Dank Memer to keep it alive and performing well, as well as earning some exclusive perks!

Read about all the possible perks and remember to link your discord account on patreon with pls link.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,847, are you the next Escobar?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,270)

[fair haven]

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,750

You lost ⏣ 1,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 7,666

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[fair haven]

pls scratch 2000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 4,500

You won ⏣ 2,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 10,166

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[fair haven]

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 8,250

You won ⏣ 3,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 13,416

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,925 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,011)

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed VANDALISM

You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 4,500

You lost ⏣ 500 in total
You now have ⏣ 12,916

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls help economy

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Command no longer works, use trade command
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[fair haven]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return, people will pay you (or not) based on how much they enjoy the meme.

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,892 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Bank Note

[fair haven]

pls use Bank Note

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 34,145

Total Bank Space

⏣ 42,625

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 39,145 (91.8%)

[fair haven]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 16,808

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 23,968

[kind yarrow]

Pls use Banknote

[fair haven]

pls search

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously, you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

You don't own this item??

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 6,176.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Bank Note!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 4,246)

[fair haven]

pls use Bank Note

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 98,851

Total Bank Space

⏣ 141,716

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 137,996 (97.4%)

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 2,657, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a Chill Pill!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,827)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return, people will pay you (or not) based on how much they enjoy the meme.

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 6,212 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Pizza Slice

[fair haven]

pls sell chill pill

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

@fair haven You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,513 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls use pizza slice

[visual comet]

You eat the perfect slice of pizza. You now gain xp 250% faster for the next hour.
You have 0x Pizza Slice left.

[fair haven]

pls blackjack 2000

[visual comet]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

Maikelito555's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 2,000. You now have 9,346.
You lost NaN% of the games.

Maikelito555 (Player)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♠ 4 ♥ 5 ♥ 9
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♣ 2
Total - 12

[fair haven]

pls blackjack 2000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's blackjack game

** You ended the game.**
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

Maikelito555 (Player)

Cards - ♣ A ♥ A ♥ 2 ♦ Q
Total - 14

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ A ♠ 8
Total - 19

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 3,085 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,121)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,575 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,305 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,585)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 32 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 24m and 54s until you can work again!

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,783 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 31,390
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 9,680 (67.8%)
Net: ⏣ 365,950

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:17 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,810 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 5,000

You won ⏣ 0 in total
You now have ⏣ 11,434

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[fair haven]

pls scratch 5000

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 5,750

You won ⏣ 750 in total
You now have ⏣ 12,184

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 2,641

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,816)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,404. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,653)

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,248 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Pizza Slice

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,554. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,756)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Woah now, slow it down

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 3,165 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,176)

[fair haven]

pls profile

[visual comet]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

Maikelito555's profile

Level

0

Experience

51/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 20,627
Bank: ⏣ 23,968
Net: ⏣ 543,095
Coin Multi: 220%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

7 items (7 total) worth ⏣ 498,500

Misc

137,996 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
67 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a House Wife

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,802 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,769 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole the identity of Chuck Norris... Unfortunately, he noticed it and MURDERED you in cold blood!

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,405
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 11,120 (59.0%)
Net: ⏣ 329,965

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:21 AM

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,258/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,503/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,756 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

pls buy coin bomb

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,989 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,055)

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,604. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,478)

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,513 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,375 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[chilly steeple]

&work

[spice ruin]

LΣXON#6669

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 365

Reply #38

[chilly steeple]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

LΣXON#6669

Deposited 2,762 to your bank!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[chilly steeple]

&collect

[spice ruin]

LΣXON#6669

You can next collect income in 4 hours and 4 minutes.

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,292 for your funny efforts.

[chilly steeple]

&lb

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

21. Scarce#6650 • 89,627
22. Alex.ninja#3399 • 88,453
23. Moonicorn#4200 • 82,136
24. Kyrela#9409 • 81,197
25. Richardial!#1416 • 78,120
26. Hzero#0179 • 76,653
27. ozihambodega#9439 • 75,376
28. LΣXON#6669 • 75,165
29. Rizbik#0244 • 72,369
30. LauHerondale#5227 • 71,054

Page 3/2033 • Your leaderboard rank: 28th

[kind yarrow]

Pls top

[visual comet]

Top Command

This command is used to see the top people in various categories.

It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.

Level Leaderboard

🔹 379 - ♡-Local QT-♡#6969
🔹 354 - Red#5628
🔹 346 - 千卂ㄒ尺卂ᗪᗪ丨丂卄#5079
🔹 337 - [insert image here]#3845

Page 5 of 5

[kind yarrow]

Pls Profile

[visual comet]

OGS's profile

Level

0

Experience

53/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 15,817
Bank: ⏣ 6,560
Net: ⏣ 340,377
Coin Multi: 220%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

6 items (6 total) worth ⏣ 318,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
104 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,903. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,996)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,191 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,353 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,618)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,876 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Pizza Slice

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell Pizza slice

[visual comet]

Successful Pizza Slice sale

You successfully sold 1x Pizza Slice for ⏣ 41,667

Thank you for your meme business

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 66,904
Bank: ⏣ 6,560 / 11,600 (56.6%)
Net: ⏣ 391,464

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:27 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 5,040

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 61,864

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 11,600

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,919 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Guess you are too scared

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 64,783
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 11,840 (98.0%)
Net: ⏣ 394,383

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:28 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,157 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

Guess you are too scared

[warm wharf]

Reminder @rose ibex: work

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 11m and 35s until you can work again!

[rose ibex]

&work

[spice ruin]

Pokémon_God#7211

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 484

Reply #68

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,872 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,003/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,961/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,823/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy Grind pack

[visual comet]

Successful Grind Pack purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Grind Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls use Grind Pack

[visual comet]

OGS's Pack Contents!

x1 - Lucky Horseshoe
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Alcohol

[rose ibex]

pls work

[visual comet]

@rose ibex Click the buttons in correct order!

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy Grind Pack

[visual comet]

You already bought that pack, c'mon man, don't be greedy

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

@kind yarrow You need to wait 9m and 44s until you can work again!

[rose ibex]

&work

[spice ruin]

Pokémon_God#7211

You cannot work for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[kind yarrow]

Pls use alcool

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[visual comet]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
You have 0x Alcohol left.

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 3,869 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,660)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Shovel (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,990/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 5,991/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy fishing Pole

[visual comet]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 46,681
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 12,920 (89.8%)
Net: ⏣ 506,281

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:35 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls Profile

[visual comet]

OGS's profile

Level

0

Experience

66/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 46,681
Bank: ⏣ 11,600
Net: ⏣ 506,281
Coin Multi: 220%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

10 items (10 total) worth ⏣ 448,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
134 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Active Items

Alcohol - 9h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell lucky horseshoe

[visual comet]

Successful Lucky Horseshoe sale

You successfully sold 1x Lucky Horseshoe for ⏣ 8,334

Thank you for your meme business

[fair haven]

pls use new player pack

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[kind yarrow]

Pls use New player pack

[fair haven]

pls use meme box

[visual comet]

OGS's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

Maikelito555's Loot Haul!

⏣ 711,935
x3 - Fishing Pole

1x Meme Box opened

[fair haven]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

This event has expired.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Mar 24, 2022, 10:38 AM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

8 hits — 0/150 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

Maikelito555 dug up ⏣ 3,015
OGS hustled ⏣ 3,435

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 58,450
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 12,920 (89.8%)
Net: ⏣ 796,050

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:38 AM

[fair haven]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[fair haven]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,420 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,664)

[fair haven]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[fair haven]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell exotic Fish

[visual comet]

Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Exotic Fish for ⏣ 16,000

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 11,000)

[fair haven]

pls sell all

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,449 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

a

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[fair haven]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

Maikelito555's inventory

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Grind Pack ─ 1
ID grindpack ─ Item Pack

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[kind yarrow]

Pls use meme box

[visual comet]

OGS's Loot Haul!

⏣ 315,842
x2 - Lucky Horseshoe

1x Meme Box opened

[fair haven]

pls use grind pack

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Pack Contents!

x1 - Lucky Horseshoe
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Alcohol

[fair haven]

pls use candy

[visual comet]

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 412.
You have 0x Candy left.

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 395,161
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 13,400 (86.6%)
Net: ⏣ 832,761

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:40 AM

[fair haven]

pls use alcohol

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,437/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,783/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,801/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,387/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[visual comet]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
You have 0x Alcohol left.

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,386/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,783/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,800/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,387/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[fair haven]

pls buy anti-rob pack

[visual comet]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@fair haven bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,471 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

pls use anti-rob pack

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's Pack Contents!

x1 - Padlock
x1 - Bank Note
x1 - Box of Sand
x1 - Landmine

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,959

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,347)

[fair haven]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 11,115

Total Bank Space

⏣ 156,791

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 149,111 (95.1%)

[fair haven]

pls use cell phone

[visual comet]

@fair haven memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy Bank Note

[visual comet]

Action Canceled

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Bank Note for ⏣ 325,000?

[visual comet]

Canceling this transaction.

[fair haven]

p

[visual comet]

On the phone with the Police
MAIKELITO555 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,948 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,027)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[fair haven]

pls use cell phone

[visual comet]

@fair haven memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[fair haven]

d

[visual comet]

On the phone with Developers
MAIKELITO555 why you make bot bad??
DEVS Go away.

Call disconnected.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,896/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 5,747/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[fair haven]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's inventory

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[fair haven]

pls sell common fish

[visual comet]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,401

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,651)

[fair haven]

pls sell duck

[visual comet]

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 5,601

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,851)

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy coin bomb

[visual comet]

Successful Coin Bomb purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Coin Bomb and paid ⏣ 30,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[fair haven]

pls use chill pill

[visual comet]

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:
You have 0x Chill Pill left.

[kind yarrow]

Pls use coin bomb

[visual comet]

OGS has thrown a coin bomb in chat!

[visual comet]

OGS's Coin Bomb

+ Maikelito555 reaped ⏣ 2,334

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 369,591
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 13,640 (85.0%)
Net: ⏣ 807,191

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:43 AM

[fair haven]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Profile

[fair haven]

pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's profile

Level

0

Experience

72/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 369,591
Bank: ⏣ 11,600
Net: ⏣ 807,191
Coin Multi: 220%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

10 items (15 total) worth ⏣ 426,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
156 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Active Items

Alcohol - 9h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

Maikelito555's inventory

Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool

Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[fair haven]

pls sell 2 worm

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,600

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,100)

[fair haven]

pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,600

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,100)

[fair haven]

pls use pizza

[visual comet]

You eat the perfect slice of pizza. You now gain xp 250% faster for the next hour.
You have 0x Pizza Slice left.

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 2,481

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,706)

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

@fair haven You need to wait 7m and 25s until you can work again!

[fair haven]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Maikelito555 committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 2,669, are you the next Escobar?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,835)

[fair haven]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Maikelito555's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,821 for your funny efforts.

[fair haven]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 4 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,730 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 372,321
Bank: ⏣ 11,600 / 13,640 (85.0%)
Net: ⏣ 809,921

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:46 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy meme box

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[kind yarrow]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You need to wait 59m and 32s until you can work again!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,785 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,201/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,774/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,789/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,346/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls buy 5 anti rob pack

[visual comet]

Successful Anti-Rob Pack purchase

@kind yarrow bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[kind yarrow]

Pls use anti rob pack

[visual comet]

OGS's Pack Contents!

x1 - Padlock
x1 - Bank Note
x1 - Box of Sand
x1 - Landmine

[kind yarrow]

Pls use bank note

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 80,097

Total Bank Space

⏣ 94,217

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 85,097 (90.3%)

[kind yarrow]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 82,617

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 295,304

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 94,217

[kind yarrow]

Pls use padlock

[visual comet]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell duck

[visual comet]

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 5,601

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,851)

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell common fish

[visual comet]

Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,401

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,651)

[kind yarrow]

Pls use box of sand

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[kind yarrow]

Syrme

[visual comet]

hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

@fair haven You need to wait 11s until you can work again!

[fair haven]

xd

[kind yarrow]

Maikelito555

[fair haven]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[fair haven]

yes?

[kind yarrow]

No nothing

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,751 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Apple

[kind yarrow]

Pls use Apple

[visual comet]

You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 0x Apple left.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell rare Fish

[visual comet]

@kind yarrow You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,975/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,771/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,712/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,320/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell Ladybug

[visual comet]

Successful Ladybug sale

You successfully sold 1x Ladybug for ⏣ 9,601

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 6,601)

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 318,658
Bank: ⏣ 94,217 / 94,697 (99.5%)
Net: ⏣ 851,875

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 10:56 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,044 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Bank Note

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell Bank Note

[visual comet]

Successful Bank Note sale

You successfully sold 1x Bank Note for ⏣ 54,167

Thank you for your meme business

[warm wharf]

Reminder @left coral: w

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,914 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,316)

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,108 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[pearl dragon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Nasi Kucing#3968

You clean the chimney and find 426.

Reply #636287

[kind yarrow]

&work

[spice ruin]

OGS#0002

You cannot work for 36 minutes and 26 seconds.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,103 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

OGS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 382,994
Bank: ⏣ 94,217 / 95,657 (98.5%)
Net: ⏣ 916,211

😏 · Mar 24, 2022, 11:01 AM

[kind yarrow]

Pls Profile

[visual comet]

OGS's Legacy Flexes

Nothing to see here. Guess you're not an OG

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[kind yarrow]

Pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,600

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,100)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 50s, but patrons only need to wait 45s!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

This event has expired.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Mar 24, 2022, 11:03 AM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

10 hits — 0/150 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

OGS reaped ⏣ 4,861 and 1 Bank Note

[kind yarrow]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

OGS's inventory

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[kind yarrow]

Pls use Bank Note

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 93,250

Total Bank Space

⏣ 189,147

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 178,347 (94.3%)

[kind yarrow]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 94,930

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 294,525

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 189,147

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,417 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[kind yarrow]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[kind yarrow]

Pls Shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Fishing Pole (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,444/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,342/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,496/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[kind yarrow]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

OGS's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,082 for your funny efforts.

[kind yarrow]

Pls Crime

[visual comet]

OGS committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,911 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,689)

[kind yarrow]

Pls Fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[warm wharf]

Reminder @worldly dirge: w

[kind yarrow]

Pls un dep all

Pls Bank all

Pls help