TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.
Working as a Fast Food Cook
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TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,815 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls beg
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls adventure
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls shop
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 5,000/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,499/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,500/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,494/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 5,000/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,500/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,500/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
&bal
&work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
468
&dep all
Deposited
4,826 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
?afk sleeping <3 read about me
@gleaming pumice I set your AFK: sleeping <3 read about me
&work
You work as a beefeater and earn
160
&crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
207
Result: Win
250

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
&bj 250
Result: Bust
-250

Value: 23

Value: 10
&bj 250
Result: Win
250

Value: 21

Value: 18
&bj 250
Result: Win
250

Value: 21

Value: 19
&bj 250
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
929 to your bank!
&bal
&with 250
Withdrew
250 from your bank!
&roulette 200 black
You have placed a bet of
200 on black.
&roulette 50 red
You must choose at least 100 for your bet.
The ball landed on: black 6!
Winners:
@echo flume won
400
&roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
&roulette 100 red
You have placed a bet of
100 on red.
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
@echo flume won
200
&roulette 200 black
You have placed a bet of
200 on black.
&bal
&bj max
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
&bj all
You can play blackjack again in 55 minutes and 59 seconds.
&roulette black
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 250 black
You can play roulette again in 57 minutes and 47 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
250 to your bank!
&work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
460
pls bed
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
pls fight furk4n#1160
Your turn @halcyon tide!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls beg
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls work
@frank temple What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls hack Skjonka#0607
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls dep all
⏣ 4,560
⏣ 326,942
⏣ 27,680
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls dig
You can run this command again in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls beg
&work
You clean off the tables and get paid
163
&bal
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

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Reminder @slate shore: work
&dep all
Deposited
558 to your bank!
%dep all
&work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
315.
&crime
You're a dog person? Alex takes
1,048 and stops purring when around you.
"&buy 1 el rol"
LOOOL
&work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
489
&dep all
Deposited
533 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
202,853 to your bank!
&work
A drunk man pays you
234 to walk backwards.
&dep all
Deposited
1,572 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
299,668
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
220,361
3. quik#5071 •
211,116
4. Aen#0001 •
183,242
5. michasia#4656 •
176,450
6. _tsuki#8497 •
176,333
7. Sude#2397 •
121,418
8. ombri#5658 •
109,473
9. TheMax#7378 •
99,478
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
95,763
&money
&work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
489 for doing it
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
300,157
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
220,361
3. quik#5071 •
211,116
4. Aen#0001 •
183,242
5. michasia#4656 •
176,450
6. _tsuki#8497 •
176,333
7. Sude#2397 •
121,418
8. ombri#5658 •
109,473
9. TheMax#7378 •
99,478
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
95,763
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo
&rob @frank temple
f
👀
cani swear here plp;p;p;p;p;p;p;./'
haha, very funny @woeful shadow
, now go to #🌍┃spanish┃español
&with all
Withdrew
25,087 from your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

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MEMEM
hot gilr pink
buy-item 1 GX Classic
&
Ah.
&with all
Withdrew
1,572 from your bank!
&buy-item 1 GX Classic
@compact sentinel you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
&buy-item 1 GX Classic
You need to have the <@&778911049915170816> role to buy this item.
f
noob 
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls kill 722490621000155146
Marlhon1 hit the ground too hard?
&work
You milk a cow for
497
Deposited
3,325 to your bank!
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
300,222
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
220,361
3. quik#5071 •
211,116
4. Aen#0001 •
183,242
5. michasia#4656 •
176,450
6. _tsuki#8497 •
176,333
7. Sude#2397 •
121,418
8. ombri#5658 •
109,473
9. TheMax#7378 •
99,478
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
95,763
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

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pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls daily
@frozen shadow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,600 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 49 minutes and 9 seconds
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
22 hours, 49 minutes and 1 second
&lb -cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Gnome#2234 •
68,739
2. [Henti КУСЬ]#2749](https://unb.gg/lb/715121965563772980/492949651461373952) •
57,859
3. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
46,186
4. ozihambodega#9439 •
44,316
5. Moonicorn / Luna M ♡#4200 •
42,525
6. DugsMicha#6533 •
36,517
7. favor#5668 •
35,861
8. Alex.ninja#3399 •
34,232
9. Mr. Monkey#7495 •
27,210
10. 𝕌𝕟𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣#8279 •
27,179
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
166
Withdrew
3,325 from your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
3,159 to your bank!
&with all
Withdrew
3,159 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
3,159

Value: 16

Value: 22
Deposited
6,318 to your bank!
&with 200
Withdrew
200 from your bank!
&bj 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 24

Value: 8
&with 400
Withdrew
400 from your bank!
Result: Bust
-400

Value: 22

Value: 5
Withdrew
800 from your bank!
&bj 800
Result: Bust
-800

Value: 22

Value: 9
&with 1600
Withdrew
1,600 from your bank!
&bj 1600
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 hour and 54 minutes.
&work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
478 .
&roulette 1600 odd
You have placed a bet of
1,600 on odd.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
Withdrew
3,200 from your bank!
You have placed a bet of
3,200 on red.
The ball landed on: red 18!
Winners:
@proper salmon won
6400
Deposited
6,419 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 16 minutes.
!levels
Here you go! 
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 27 minutes.
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @kind zenith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1031! 11111 + ⏣ 1031 an hour
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,142 for an hour of work.
&work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
387
pls discordmeme
pls postmemes
&work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
156
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646107061:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminder 10h ioan pri
Set a reminder in 10 hours from now (<t:1646137035:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls use ring
Who do you want to propose to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
no stop I was kidding
It's not even a user lol
&work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
258.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
857 to your bank!
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646109045:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646109265:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Work for Bartender - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 19,000 for an hour of work.
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
The aliens are creeped out with how willing you were for this
- Nothing interesting happened
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1646105951:R>
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls bj 1000
You can't bet less than 1,500 coins, sorry not sorry
pls bj 5000
pls bj 10000
pls bj 10000
pls se 1000
@bold canopy You can't bet less than ⏣ 1,500, sorry not sorry
@bold canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls se 5000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,583,347
pls se 10000
You can run this command again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls se 10000

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.2x your bet: ⏣ 12,000
Now you have ⏣ 1,595,347
les go
&work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
323.
&crime
pls bal @echo flume
@bold canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 863,073
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 32,192,323
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
444 in the process.
&bal
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
&bj 500
dude
Result: Win
500

Value: 19

Value: 18
thats just a copy of dankmemer
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 17

Value: 18
&bal @echo flume
ye but u can buy roles with this
and many more
&bj 500
Result: Win
500

Value: 20

Value: 19
&bj 500
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
&bal
&roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
&bal
u want it?
sure
ill give u 500k in dank memer
&pay @echo flume 909
that didnt work
how to give?
The ball landed on: black 29!
Winners:
@echo flume won
1000
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
&help cmds
I could not find that command or module.
The ball landed on: red 18!
No Winners :(
ill look throught the commands
&bal
&roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
&give-money @echo flume 909
The ball landed on: black 17!
Winners:
@echo flume won
1000
maybe &give
&give @echo flume 909
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
&givemoney @echo flume all
The ball landed on: red 19!
Winners:
@echo flume won
1000
&bal
&roulette 500 black
You can play roulette again in 59 minutes and 23 seconds.
Deposited
2,568 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

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&bal
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&bal @spice widget
?afk pinguea si te gustan los furros
@supple elk I set your AFK: pinguea si te gustan los furros
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
Deposited
118 to your bank!
&w
You do not have permission to use the warn command.
Missing: Kick members or Moderator role
&work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
363
&crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
244
P
&with 100
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
&roll
:game_die: You rolled 4
&withdraw all red
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
withdraw <amount or all>
&animal
You don't own any animals!
Use the animals store command to see what's available.
&roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,117 on red.

its prob black
The ball landed on: black 6!
No Winners :(
&roulette 100 black
You can play roulette again in 45 minutes and 57 seconds.

&dep all
Deposited
100 to your bank!
@supple elk I set your AFK: why i am i
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls work
@frank temple What color was next to the word slowmode?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
&work
You helped Bonkcat bonk some horny members, Bonkcat gives you
205 as a thank you. You're now thinking about getting a full-time job with him. Will Thor's hammer be enough for you?
&dep all
Deposited
398 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646114812:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You worked for the Police and earned
412
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646114845:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 28 minutes.
wat da
Pls hack
Woaaah slow down, who are we hacking?
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Finished hacking Alphaspiderman
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
-remind 1h
Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed
-remind 1h work and crime
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1646112628:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
&work
You drive women to the store for
496
Reminder @orchid loom: work
&work
You cannot work for 42 minutes and 9 seconds.
&work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
357.
@solid idol You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,868,882 / 5,261,244 (35.5%)
Net: ⏣ 24,116,932
pls rich
🥇 20,526,914,756 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 4,135,301,524 - thara™#5050
🥉 2,439,379,283 - cyaintu#6666
🔹 2,202,099,763 - jaw#1001
🔹 1,585,160,106 - ZivOfficial#7405 
&work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
374
&dep all
Deposited
2,321 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
&bal
&work
You cannot work for 22 minutes and 54 seconds.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
Pls job fish
@rapid flax Congratulations, you are now working as a Professional Fisherman!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 18,000 per hour.
&work
You cannot work for 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,000 for an hour of work.
Pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls pet




(98%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(99%)




(92 / 100)
Level 3
You took Chocola to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 6,666
@rapid flax What was the emoji?
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
&work
You helped Bonkcat bonk some horny members, Bonkcat gives you
396 as a thank you. You're now thinking about getting a full-time job with him. Will Thor's hammer be enough for you?
&bal
&roulette 1500 red
You have placed a bet of
1,500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 24!
No Winners :(
Reminder @echo flume: work and crime
&work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
-remind 5m work and crime
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1646112975:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @echo flume: work and crime
&work
You milk a cow for
380
Pls itemlb blob
&work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
381
&crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
734
&bj 500
Result: Win
750

Value: Blackjack

Value: 12
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 28

Value: 9
&bj 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 18

Value: 22
&bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: Soft 18

Value: 20
&bj 500
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
&roulette black 500
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&bal
&roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
The ball landed on: black 28!
Winners:
@echo flume won
1000
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
Pls fight @heavy gate
@slate shore is a legendary fighter!
Mhm?
Ayyyyyyy
LMAODED.
Good enough
that was shittingly long
&rr 2000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 2000
JOIN ME
Idk how to play this on3
russian-roulette 2000
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
409
96,955
97,364
What to do in this B.T.W.?
&with 1600
Withdrew
1,600 from your bank!
Just type &rr 2000
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
&rr 2000
&bal
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
Pls bal
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,025,614 / 4,026,574 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,267,614
damn
No type &bal
Oh dang i got robbed
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
$rr 2000
pls pm
Anyone wanna play Krunker/Skribbl?
its &
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
Pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 18,920
Bank: ⏣ 344,039 / 344,039 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,291,359
Please daily
Pls daily
Pls monthly
pls bal
@hot dirge
Share a million coins!
Reward: 5x
Coin Bomb
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 14 minutes and 35 seconds
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
@hot dirge You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 254,664 / 269,941 (94.3%)
Net: ⏣ 1,217,964
Pls daily
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 14 minutes and 32 seconds
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 13d, 5h and 30m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Candy Cane ─ 1
ID candycane ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 4
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 3
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
&money
pls monthly
@spice moth You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls daily
@spice moth You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 14 minutes and 10 seconds
Pls vote
Update 9.10.5
Share and gift no longer exist, you can now share and gift directly through trading. Run pls gift or pls share to see an example.
This was done for two reasons:
Consolidate commands, we don't need 3 commands when 1 works
Prevent people from gifting things to each other without them knowing (haha blackhole be like)
Help further prevent userbots since both sides need to accept the trade even if it's a gift or share
We know this is a "bad thing" for giveaways, no need to let us know. You'll just need to make sure the other person is around to accept before you can give said thing away. Small price to pay for an anti-cheat feature
Net worth is now based on trade values rather than arbitrary rarity values that rarely updated
Some values for users will go down, some will go up. Take solace that this is now your ACCURATE net worth.
"but trade prices keep going down!!!!" yes that's because our inflation has been being delt with, and we've additionally been ACTUALLY updating the value regularly rather than every few weeks. The trade value is accurate for a majority of items, with a few small exceptions we're working the kinks out of.
We heard that things are getting a bit too grindy and pricey for casual users. We have more steps to take later, but these will help for now
Passive expiration is now 5 days, up from 3
Passive negative multi is now -50% down from -85%
As a small balance, passive is back to 24h between toggles up from 12h
Vacation command all around reduced price
New icons for

Fixed abusing the log command in fights
Started working on our next adventure to release early next month

Pls bal
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,020,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,025,614 / 4,026,814 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 6,287,614
Pls fight @spice moth
Your turn @spice moth!
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 3
ID sand ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 5
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Pls work Police Officer
@heavy gate Congratulations, you are now working as a Police Officer!
You're required to work at least 3 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 21,000 per hour.
Tip: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls buy adventureticket
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls bal
@heavy gate You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,041,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,025,614 / 4,026,934 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 6,308,614
pls work
@hot dirge What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls. Settings passive true.
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 5 days you will lose passive mode!
@slate shore
🙂.
&work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
345
WTF
it kept saying your turn on my side
XD.
死の天使#4948 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@spice moth won
667
@hot dirge won
667
@heavy gate won
667
Ded

&dep all
Deposited
2,695 to your bank!
&work
You work as a starving college student, you found
273 on the ground.
pls fight @slate shore
@spice moth is a legendary fighter!
&rr 2000
&dep all
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 2000
Deposited
5,437 to your bank!
Gg
gg
no, im not that good
It's based on luck
What was the command again?
Not skill
pls rr
&rr
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
russian-roulette <bet>
Pls rr
&rr
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
russian-roulette <bet>
I though dank memer had rr
&bal
Put 2000
&rr 5000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
22 in cash.
After &rr
&rr 2000
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
22 in cash.
&with all
Withdrew
0 from your bank!
&with all
Withdrew
5,437 from your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
3,391 to your bank!
&rr 5000
The bet for this Russian Roulette game is
2,000.
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
1 minute

&dep all
Deposited
5,340 to your bank!
Mbs, join the rr
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
300,454
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
221,559
3. quik#5071 •
212,102
4. Aen#0001 •
184,428
5. michasia#4656 •
176,742
6. _tsuki#8497 •
176,333
7. Sude#2397 •
121,418
8. ombri#5658 •
109,984
9. TheMax#7378 •
99,515
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
98,050
&roulette 750 black
You have placed a bet of
750 on black.
&bal
Boom?
The ball landed on: black 33!
Winners:
@echo flume won
1500
I wanna get shoot again
-_-#6525 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@slate shore won
2000
LMAOOOO
what the
LMAODED.
&rr 2000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 2000
&with 500
Withdrew
500 from your bank!
&with 1500
Withdrew
1,500 from your bank!
&with 1000
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
@spice moth join
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
Mbs remember this
wer roulet
@spice moth
&bal
join
&with 2000
Withdrew
2,000 from your bank!
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
&roulette 1000 black
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black.
time to find another player
&Bal
CMERE FOR A CHANCE TO GET SHOT
&dep all
Deposited
594 to your bank!
i’m calling it
@slate shore remember high stakes
@slate shore will get shot
&roulette 1000 red
You can play roulette again in 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
2,000 to your bank!
casual 1mil
If not? 
ikr
Title: Dank Memer
Badges: 
30





3,074/3,100





Wallet: ⏣ 120,045
Bank: ⏣ 2,297,800
Net: ⏣ 90,721,745
46 items (1,315,286 total) worth ⏣ 88,303,900
9 cheese eaten (46.56% xp multi)
3,679,616 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,464 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Discord Mod
My Ears
Level 12 Catgirl
Pls work
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls sell all
you don't own this item lol
Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls profile
Prestige 3
Title: Kek Lord
Badges:

116





11,654/11,700





Wallet: ⏣ 33,976,833
Bank: ⏣ 8,063,311
Net: ⏣ 572,602,194
Coin Multi: 58%
Gamble Multi: 12%
55 items (3,024 total) worth ⏣ 530,562,050
105 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
4,514,651 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
6,085 commands issued
3% tax
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 1,420)
x3
Ban Hammer (⏣ 426,000)
x1
Fresh Bread (⏣ 710)
x1
Cookie (⏣ 710)
x2
Common Fish (⏣ 2,130)
x3
Garbage (⏣ 852)
x2
Junk (⏣ 568)
x2
Rabbit (⏣ 4,260)
x2
Rare Fish (⏣ 7,100)
x3
Seaweed (⏣ 1,065)
x6
Skunk (⏣ 10,650)
x2
Trash (⏣ 568)
x4
Worm (⏣ 2,840)
Total: ⏣ 458,873 (42% multi)
You successfully sold 32 items for ⏣ 458,873
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 1,350)
x1
Bean (⏣ 2,700)
x10
Cookie (⏣ 6,750)
x3
Duck (⏣ 7,088)
x1
Exotic Fish (⏣ 6,750)
x2
Common Fish (⏣ 2,025)
x8
Junk (⏣ 2,160)
x1
Ladybug (⏣ 4,050)
x1
Rare Fish (⏣ 3,375)
x6
Seaweed (⏣ 2,025)
x12
Skunk (⏣ 20,250)
x9
Worm (⏣ 6,075)
Total: ⏣ 64,598 (35% multi)
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Fresh Bread (⏣ 890)
x8
Cookie (⏣ 7,120)
x1
Garbage (⏣ 356)
x2
Junk (⏣ 712)
x2
Rare Fish (⏣ 8,900)
x4
Skunk (⏣ 8,900)
Total: ⏣ 26,878 (78% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls sell
pls dep all
no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
⏣ 578,918
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,876,718
pls pet
Prestige 1




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(0%)




(40%)
19h and 22m until empty




(75%)
8h and 59m until empty




(54%)




(88 / 100)
Level 25
You paid ⏣ 2,500 to feed Nyub_Fan.
You successfully sold 18 items for ⏣ 26,878
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x3
Ant (⏣ 4,740)
x4
Ban Hammer (⏣ 632,000)
x5
Boar (⏣ 31,600)
x8
Fresh Bread (⏣ 6,320)
x7
Cookie (⏣ 5,530)
x6
Deer (⏣ 18,960)
x7
Duck (⏣ 19,355)
x10
Ectoplasm (⏣ 1,580,000)
x1
Exotic Fish (⏣ 7,900)
x62
Common Fish (⏣ 73,470)
x16
Garbage (⏣ 5,056)
x1
Jelly Fish (⏣ 12,640)
x38
Junk (⏣ 12,008)
x13
Rabbit (⏣ 30,810)
x18
Rare Fish (⏣ 71,100)
x22
Seaweed (⏣ 8,690)
x25
Skunk (⏣ 49,375)
x2
Stickbug (⏣ 6,320)
x11
Worm (⏣ 8,690)
Total: ⏣ 2,584,564 (58% multi)
MEE6 :/.
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 65,798
Bank: ⏣ 344,039 / 344,039 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,260,737
pls pet




(73%)
1d and 11h until empty




(73%)
1d and 11h until empty




(73%)
1d and 11h until empty




(93%)
11h and 11m until empty




(78%)




(71 / 100)
Level 12
pls with 100000
pls petfight @slate shore
@gentle venture, nyub challenged you for a pet fight.
Do you want to play?
No fun then.
pls with 100000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 2,776,718
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(94%)
1d and 21h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(98%)
11h and 48m until empty




(98%)




(24 / 100)
Level 13
You hug My Ears, aw.
where russian roulette?
@slate shore What color was next to the word uwu?
2 more mins
@spice ruin get back here
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
use the start command
@slate shore My Ears leveled up! 12 → 13
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
&rr start
死の天使#4948 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@slate shore won
500
@echo flume won
500
@hot dirge won
500
@spice moth won
500
damn
XD.
&dep all
Deposited
2,518 to your bank!
FUCKING CALLED IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
&bal
&rr 2000
New game of Russian Roulette has begun!
To start this game use the command russian-roulette start
To join this game use the command russian-roulette 2000
nvm
&dep all
Deposited
2,500 to your bank!
Rigged XD.
&rr 2000
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of
2,000.
&dep all
Deposited
500 to your bank!
&bal
&with all
Withdrew
3,391 from your bank!
&fr start
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
98,568
98,568
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
300,454
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
222,059
3. quik#5071 •
212,102
4. Aen#0001 •
184,428
5. michasia#4656 •
176,779
6. _tsuki#8497 •
176,333
7. Sude#2397 •
121,418
8. ombri#5658 •
109,984
9. TheMax#7378 •
99,515
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
98,568
&rr start
死の天使#4948 pulls the trigger... and survives!
nyub#0017 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@slate shore won
2000
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
o wow
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&roulette 3000 black
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black.
&bal
Angel, down for some higher stakes but lower risk?
-remind 2h work, crime, roulette, bj.
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646121694:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
it’s red actually
The ball landed on: red 21!
No Winners :(
Sure
&roulette 3000 black
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on black.
whyyyyy
#942324191489843221??????
good choice
you know too much
it’s black this time
The ball landed on: black 20!
Winners:
@slate shore won
6000
you added the role to yourself
You cannot work for 1 hour and 46 minutes.
Mbs is rigging this
You have placed a bet of
6,000 on black.
I'm gonna kill someone if it isn't black