🤖┃bot-commands

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Elon Musk

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 826"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 568)

[slate shore]

pls sell rare fish#

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[tawny acorn]

pls search

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend searched the dog

The dog wasn't done with that, and bit you.

no stonks 4 u

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Eufeul's inventory

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable

Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Rare Fish ─ 1
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[umbral tartan]

secret bro, you need to wait 45 seconds to use that command again.

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[slate shore]

pls sell rare fish

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[tawny acorn]

pls bal

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 17,600
Bank: ⏣ 6,920 / 7,880 (87.8%)
Net: ⏣ 62,520

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:02 PM

[slate shore]

pls sell fish

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[tawny acorn]

pls withdraw all

[visual comet]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

[visual comet]

Withdrawn

⏣ 6,920

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 24,520

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Your drunk self

"sure take this non-existent coin"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Eufeul's inventory

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[tawny acorn]

pls search

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend searched the god's own place

You found ⏣ 7,373, guess what, God is indeed gracious!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 5,069)

[slate shore]

pls sell rarefish

[visual comet]

Successful Rare Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Rare Fish for ⏣ 7,800

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 5,300)

[candid peak]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,925/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,918/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,996/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[slate shore]

pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,560

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,060)

[tawny acorn]

pls bal

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 31,893
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,360 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 69,893

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:03 PM

[tawny acorn]

pls buy

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[slate shore]

pls buy apple

[visual comet]

Successful Apple purchase

@tall spear bought 1x Apple and paid ⏣ 7,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[candid peak]

&work

[tawny acorn]

pls shop

[spice ruin]

c-a gaming#4851

You cannot work for 1 hour and 52 minutes.

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,991/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,985/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,463/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,497/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[candid peak]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Melmsie's Beard

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,217"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 837)

[tawny acorn]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@tawny acorn bought 1x Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[tawny acorn]

pls dig

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Eufeul's inventory

Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable

Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[candid peak]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,912/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,910/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,819/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Theresa May

"I maxed my credit cards already"

Imagine begging LMAO

[tawny acorn]

pls search

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend searched the god's own place

You found ⏣ 7,895, guess what, God is indeed gracious!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 5,428)

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,542

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 2,407)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Miley Cyrus

"stop begging"

Imagine begging LMAO

[candid peak]

pls beg

[visual comet]

BluesNoobs

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 106"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 73)

[tawny acorn]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug !

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[tawny acorn]

pls search

[visual comet]

ShadowXXLegend searched the fridge

You found ⏣ 1,655, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Shredded Cheese!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,138)

[rapid flax]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[rapid flax]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[rapid flax]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[tawny acorn]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kim Jong Un

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 212"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 146)

[tawny acorn]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

You'll be able to use this command again in 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[rapid flax]

pls sell worm all

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 10x Worms for ⏣ 14,700

Multi Bonus: +194% (⏣ 9,700)

[tawny acorn]

pls search

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[rapid flax]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Zeed's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 312,200
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 358,556 (98.0%)
Net: ⏣ 3,055,926

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:05 PM

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the dumpster

You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 Garbage!

no stonks 4 u

[candid peak]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,886/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,871/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,818/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[slate shore]

pls sell garbage

[visual comet]

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 1x Garbage for ⏣ 624

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 424)

[rapid flax]

pls bet 14k

[visual comet]

Zeed's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 9,346

Percent Won: 67%
New Balance: ⏣ 321,546

Zeed

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 3

This event has expired.

THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(

Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!

Feb 26, 2022, 1:05 PM

Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:

0 hits — 150/150 HP

[slate shore]

pls rich

[visual comet]

Top Command

This command is used to see the top people in various categories.

It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 18,047,461,948 - QuV.#5969
🥈 1,815,302,154 - JayAntagonis.tv#4943
🥉 1,638,549,094 - cyaintu#6666
🔹 1,168,505,036 - Blaze.__.#9244
🔹 1,068,555,750 - zav#0505

Page 1 of 4

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

A wise man in robes who looks like Liam Neeson gives you some advice:

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[slate shore]

pls bet 3k

[visual comet]

Gamble Command

This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!

This command is affected by a multiplier as well.

Eufeul's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 3,000

New Balance: ⏣ 16,215

Eufeul

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls bet 2k

[visual comet]

Eufeul's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 1,571

Percent Won: 79%
New Balance: ⏣ 17,786

Eufeul

Rolled 12

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[rapid flax]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[candid peak]

pls adv

[visual comet]

Adventures!

Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.

In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.

Go explore space!

[visual comet]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[slate shore]

pls bet 2k

[rapid flax]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Eufeul's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 334

Percent Won: 17%
New Balance: ⏣ 18,120

Eufeul

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 1

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note !

[slate shore]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

Used

1x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 74,712

Total Bank Space

⏣ 179,690

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 162,890 (90.7%)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls fidh+

pls fish

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[candid peak]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[slate shore]

pls search+

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the bushes

You found ⏣ 2,440, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,658)

[candid peak]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,826/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,747/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,815/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[slate shore]

pls store

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,815/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,746/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,815/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,985/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,970/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[cunning portal]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hori Ryuu#1102

You work as a water slide tester and earn 405

Reply #50

[cunning portal]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Hori Ryuu#1102

Deposited 485 to your bank!

[candid peak]

pls bal

[visual comet]

@candid peak You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

c-a gaming's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,765
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,640 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,265

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:08 PM

[cunning portal]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645888085:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

10

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 19m and 51s until you can work again!

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

[candid peak]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Hey everyone!

As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.

We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.

Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.

If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions

• Questions are moderated, and we will only be accepting ones that are both on topic (about slash commands/our rewrite) and aren't duplicates.
• Before submitting your question, peruse and make sure it's not been asked already.
• Upvote other questions! We don't get to them all, but show us which are most important to you!

We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date

• Rewrite Q&A Stage channel @ discord.gg/memers
• Dank Memer's Twitch channel @ https://www.twitch.tv/dankmemerdiscord

We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!

We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!

You are #454,331 to view this alert!

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[slate shore]

pls nft

[rapid flax]

pls use cell

[visual comet]

@rapid flax memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[rapid flax]

p

[visual comet]

On the phone with the Police
ZEED hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[candid peak]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@candid peak bought 1x Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid flax]

@candid peak write pls use newbie

[slate shore]

pls use cell

[visual comet]

@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[slate shore]

s

[visual comet]

Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[jolly flame]

&work

[spice ruin]

human#5588

You cannot work for 1 hour and 19 minutes.

[slate shore]

@candid peak

[visual comet]

What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.

[jolly flame]

&remind me 1 hr

[spice ruin]

human#5588

Invalid <duration> argument given. Ensure you specify the time unit.
Examples: 1m for 1 minute, 3h40m for 3 hours 40 minutes.

Usage:
remind-me <duration> [channel] <reminder> [--everyone] [--repeat x]

[slate shore]

pls use cell

[visual comet]

@slate shore Successfully sent your text message to c-a gaming!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.

[slate shore]

pls use cell

[visual comet]

@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[slate shore]

d

[jolly flame]

&remind me 1h17m

[visual comet]

On the phone with Developers
EUFEUL why you make bot bad??
DEVS Go away.

Call disconnected.

[spice ruin]

human#5588

Invalid <duration> argument given. Ensure you specify the time unit.
Examples: 1m for 1 minute, 3h40m for 3 hours 40 minutes.

Usage:
remind-me <duration> [channel] <reminder> [--everyone] [--repeat x]

[slate shore]

pls meme

[visual comet]

Lets Go

👍 7856 | 💬 64

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[slate shore]

pls with all

[visual comet]

Withdrawn

⏣ 37,394

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 57,954

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[slate shore]

pls buy adventure ticket

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[slate shore]

pls store adventure ticket

[visual comet]

**Winning Lottery Ticket** (0 owned)

This allows you to brag to your friends or enemies about winning the lottery, and also gives you a 2% higher chance at random events. The ultimate flex.

BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 27,000,000 (29 traded today)

Rarity

Epic

Type

Collectable

ID

lotterywinner

Part Of

- 'Statistical Improbability' Bundle

[slate shore]

pls buy statistical improbability

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[warm wharf]

Reminder @hearty pelican: a

[slate shore]

cool

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[slate shore]

pls sell seaweed

[visual comet]

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1x Seaweed for ⏣ 780

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 530)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the dog

The dog wasn't done with that, and bit you.

no stonks 4 u

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[visual comet]

HAHA

- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :Dragon: Dragon gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

10

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[hearty pelican]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hyper Alpha#1522

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 325

Reply #636439

[hearty pelican]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645888678:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the fridge

You found ⏣ 2,409, why is it not cold?

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,637)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls sell rarefish

[visual comet]

Successful Rare Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Rare Fish for ⏣ 7,800

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 5,300)

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Eufeul's inventory

Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable

Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 3

[slate shore]

pls sell fish

[visual comet]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,340

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,590)

[slate shore]

pls sell ladybug

[visual comet]

Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!

Successful Ladybug sale

You successfully sold 1x Ladybug for ⏣ 9,360

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 6,360)

[woven sparrow]

pls lb

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

10

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[slate shore]

pls use cell

[visual comet]

@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit

[slate shore]

p

[visual comet]

On the phone with the Police
EUFEUL hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.

Call disconnected.

[woven sparrow]

ok i am just dumb ig

pls work

[visual comet]

@woven sparrow What color was next to the word softban?

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,042 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 8m and 15s until you can work again!

[rapid flax]

pls hunt

[woven sparrow]

pls help lb

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[rapid flax]

pls search

[visual comet]

Zeed searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,434

Multi Bonus: +194% (⏣ 2,266)

[rapid flax]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[rapid flax]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[woven sparrow]

pls itemlb

[visual comet]

Itemlb Command

This command will show you who has the most of whatever item you search for! Example usage is pls itemlb cookie!

what are you thinking friend, that item doesn't exist

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[slate shore]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 624

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 424)

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Eufeul's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 65,139
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 182,090 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 2,010,639

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:20 PM

[woven sparrow]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Cersei Lannister

"Back in my day we worked for a living"

Imagine begging LMAO

[woven sparrow]

pls pm

[visual comet]

ironman9356's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,144 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[woven sparrow]

pls search

[visual comet]

ironman9356 searched the washer

You found ⏣ 927, why was this in your washer lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +91% (⏣ 442)

[candid peak]

pls bal

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,765
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,640 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 10,265

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:21 PM

[slate shore]

pls deposit 10k

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 10,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 55,139

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 10,000

[woven sparrow]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 28,113

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 14,809,259

[candid peak]

pls meme

[visual comet]

Wait what? Has the match already started or are we still in lobby?

👍 7588 | 💬 66

[slate shore]

pls deposit 35k

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 35,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 20,139

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 45,000

[woven sparrow]

pls shop pepem

[visual comet]

**Pepe Medal** (1 owned)

Owning this medal gives you an extra 5% steal shields (does not stack). Otherwise, it is used to flex on normies who cannot afford one!

BUY - ⏣ 10,000,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 5,000,000 (2,107 traded today)

Rarity

Epic

Type

Collectable

ID

pepemedal

Craftable From

13x Pepe Coin
1x Duct Tape

Part Of

- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle

[woven sparrow]

pls shop pepec

[visual comet]

**Pepe Coin** (8 owned)

This coin is primarily for flexing on normies who cannot afford one. Once upon a time it was the most expensive item on the bot!

BUY - ⏣ 500,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 250,000 (5,258 traded today)

Rarity

Rare

Type

Collectable

ID

pepecoin

Part Of

- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle

[woven sparrow]

pls shop tape

[visual comet]

**Duct Tape** (3 owned)

This item is purely used in the craft command to bond items together!

BUY - ⏣ 900,000
SELL - ⏣ 150,000
TRADE - ⏣ 425,000 (1,741 traded today)

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Tool

ID

ducttape

Part Of

- 'Total Tool' Bundle

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,162 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[woven sparrow]

pls with 2.5m

[visual comet]

Withdrawn

⏣ 2,500,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,500,000

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 12,309,259

[slate shore]

pls pm#

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[woven sparrow]

pls craft pepem

[visual comet]

Crafting Pepe Medal

8/13 Pepe Coin
3/1 Duct Tape

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Eufeul's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,993 for your funny efforts.

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,311 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[woven sparrow]

pls but pepec 5

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[woven sparrow]

pls buy pepec 5

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 5 Pepe Coin for ⏣ 2,500,000?

[visual comet]

Successful Pepe Coin purchase

@woven sparrow bought 5x Pepe Coin and paid ⏣ 2,500,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Eufeul searched the garage

You found ⏣ 2,911, the garage is full of treasures

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,978)

[woven sparrow]

pls craft

[visual comet]

Crafting Pepe Medal

:pepecoin: 0/13 Pepe Coin
:DuctTape: 2/1 Duct Tape

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to craft:

1x Pepe Medal

from:

13x Pepe Coin
1x Duct Tape

[slate shore]

pls bet 1k

[visual comet]

Eufeul's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 1,000

New Balance: ⏣ 25,043

Eufeul

Rolled 7

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[visual comet]

Successful Craft

You successfully crafted 1x Pepe Medal

[woven sparrow]

pls craft

[visual comet]

Crafting Bean Mp3 Player

0/1 Bean
0/1 Melmsie's Beard
0/1 Microphone
0/1 Headphones
2/1 Duct Tape

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[visual comet]

No, they observe and do not become pets

- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction

[woven sparrow]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You met a strange alien that looked like one of Dank Memer's developers... weird

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[uncut scaffold]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ola.'s Daily Coins

⏣ 38,000 was placed in your wallet and a dank BOX!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 36 minutes and 17 seconds

Streak: 60 days (+⏣ 18,000)

[uncut scaffold]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 726

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 108,688,519

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,346,871

[uncut scaffold]

pls use dank

[visual comet]

ola.'s Loot Haul!

⏣ 915,179
x2 - Hunting Rifle

1x Dank Box opened

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the washer

You found ⏣ 1,725, why was this in your washer lmfao?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Tidepod!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,186)

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

Woah now, slow it down

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[uncut scaffold]

pls pet

[visual comet]

ola.'s Duck (ducky) <:Duck:920400262911373383>

Prestige 2

Hunger

(100%)
11h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
7h and 59m until empty

Fun

(93%)
1d and 20h until empty

Energy

(100%)
4h and 47m until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(95 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 1,666 to take ducky to roam around the city

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 4,378 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Life Saver

@uncut scaffold ducky leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@uncut scaffold Click the buttons in correct order!

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the area51

You found ⏣ 2,666, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,833)

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[uncut scaffold]

pls bal

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ola.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 109,597,096
Bank: ⏣ 3,346,871 / 3,350,138 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 131,039,207

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:24 PM

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,823 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls slotmachine 1k

[visual comet]

Slots Command

Slots is gambling in smaller increments in the hope for a small chance of a massive payout. You can use pls slots table to see the icon payout!

Eufeul's slot machine

> <

You lost ⏣ 1,000.
You now have ⏣ 24,043.

sucks to suck

[uncut scaffold]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 3,267

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 109,593,829

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,350,138

[woven sparrow]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[candid peak]

pls bal

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,830
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,120 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 127,330

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:24 PM

[woven sparrow]

pls bal

[visual comet]

ironman9356's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 12,309,259 / 17,069,662 (72.1%)
Net: ⏣ 71,294,371

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:24 PM

[slate shore]

pls slots table

[visual comet]

Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many cell phones 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true

ICON - MULTI

- 1x
- 1x
- 1x
- 2x
- 3x
- 4x
- 5x
- 10x
- 12x
- 20x
- 50x
- 75x
- 250x

[woven sparrow]

71m nice

[candid peak]

pls shop

[woven sparrow]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,858/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,846/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,037/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,480/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[visual comet]

You can't prestige during an adventure bruh

[woven sparrow]

oh

[uncut scaffold]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[uncut scaffold]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[uncut scaffold]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[uncut scaffold]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Keemstar

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging LMAO

[uncut scaffold]

pls inv

[visual comet]

ola.'s inventory

Blue Phallic Object ─ 25
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 7
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool

Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[uncut scaffold]

pls sell candy

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Candy sale

You successfully sold 1x Candy for ⏣ 4,167

Thank you for your meme business

[uncut scaffold]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 1,453

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 109,596,543

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 3,351,591

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,321 for your funny efforts.

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 711

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 489)

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,845 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Bank Note

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the fridge

You found ⏣ 2,036, why is it not cold?

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,400)

[candid peak]

buy hunting rifle

pls buy Hunting Rifle

[visual comet]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@candid peak bought 1x Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 4,852.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 3,336)

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,327 for your funny efforts.

[candid peak]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Memecat

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,447"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 995)

[candid peak]

&work

[spice ruin]

c-a gaming#4851

You cannot work for 1 hour and 27 minutes.

[candid peak]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@candid peak You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[candid peak]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

11

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the soul's chamber

Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 2,973.

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 2,044)

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,916 for your funny efforts.

[candid peak]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Minecraft Steve

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

[candid peak]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[candid peak]

pls search

[visual comet]

c-a gaming searched the laundromat

You found ⏣ 183, now you can do some laundry!

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 126)

[candid peak]

pls pm

[visual comet]

c-a gaming's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,943 for your funny efforts.

[worldly dirge]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sude#2397

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 201 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[worldly dirge]

-remind 2h w

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645889576:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You see a shooting star!

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾

[visual comet]

You told a friend your wish, so it didn't come true

- You lost your :Apple: Apple

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[lapis smelt]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Nish#2992

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,358

Bank:

10,596

Total:

12,954

Feb 26, 2022, 1:35 PM

[lapis smelt]

&roulette 500 black

[spice ruin]

Nish#2992

You have placed a bet of 500 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[lapis smelt]

&shop

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Store

Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>500,000 - Meme Contest Pass

A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>1,500,000 - Custom Role

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.

Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>2,500,000 - Nitro Classic

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>4,500,000 - Nitro Boost

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

<:gx_coin:943265301179539496>5,000,000 - 20$ Eneba voucher

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

Page 4/4

The ball landed on: red 9!

No Winners :(

[lapis smelt]

fuck

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾

[visual comet]

THIS TELESCOPE TOOK SO LONG TO BUILD AND YOU BROKE IT LIKE THIS WTF???

- Nothing interesting happened

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

11

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[visual comet]

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Feb 26, 2022, 1:41 PM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

7 hits — 0/200 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

Zeed hustled ⏣ 3,397

[rapid flax]

pls work

[visual comet]

@rapid flax Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[rapid flax]

&remind 1h plsw

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 1 hour

[rapid flax]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Zeed committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,170. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +194% (⏣ 1,432)

[winged pumice]

&money The Norwegian Player

[spice ruin]

The Norwegian Player#3981

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

2,255

Total:

2,255

Feb 26, 2022, 1:43 PM

[ancient basalt]

pls meme

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Surely it’ll get better…

👍 6879 | 💬 71

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾

[visual comet]

Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!

- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Landmine: Landmine gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Dragon: Dragon gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[ancient basalt]

pls adv

[visual comet]

Adventures!

Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.

In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.

Go explore space!

[visual comet]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[ancient basalt]

._.

[rapid flax]

&work

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

You work as a head receiver and earn 313

Reply #22

[rapid flax]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you 776 in sheer terror.

Reply #635963

[rapid flax]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

Deposited 1,165 to your bank!

[rapid flax]

&remind 2h w

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 2 hours

[worthy cobalt]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Not KHK#4338

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

45

Bank:

0

Total:

45

Feb 26, 2022, 1:46 PM

[worthy cobalt]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules

@worthy cobalt You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Not KHK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,000

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:47 PM

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Mickey Mouse

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,984 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 1,364)

[paper geyser]

pls work

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[paper geyser]

pls work fast food cook

[visual comet]

@paper geyser Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[worthy cobalt]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[paper geyser]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[worthy cobalt]

pls buy fishing pole

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,111 for an hour of work.

Working as a Fast Food Cook

[paper geyser]

pls begh

[worthy cobalt]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

That fart you've been holding in

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,357 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,616)

[paper geyser]

pls slutt

pls work

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You need to wait 59m and 23s until you can work again!

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[worthy cobalt]

pls work House Wife

[paper geyser]

pls daily

[visual comet]

@worthy cobalt Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

@worthy cobalt You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1608855252:R>

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Kindaku's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 11 minutes and 4 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[worthy cobalt]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Hey everyone!

As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.

We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.

Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.

If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions

• Questions are moderated, and we will only be accepting ones that are both on topic (about slash commands/our rewrite) and aren't duplicates.
• Before submitting your question, peruse and make sure it's not been asked already.
• Upvote other questions! We don't get to them all, but show us which are most important to you!

We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date

• Rewrite Q&A Stage channel @ discord.gg/memers
• Dank Memer's Twitch channel @ https://www.twitch.tv/dankmemerdiscord

We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!

We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!

You are #455,231 to view this alert!

[worthy cobalt]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

Not KHK's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 10 minutes and 49 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[worthy cobalt]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[paper geyser]

pls bj

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[visual comet]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[visual comet]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack

[visual comet]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[worthy cobalt]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Not KHK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,984
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,960 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 32,484

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:49 PM

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 300

[visual comet]

You can't bet less than 1,000 coins, sorry not sorry

[worthy cobalt]

pls bet 5000

[visual comet]

Gamble Command

This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!

This command is affected by a multiplier as well.

Not KHK's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 5,000

New Balance: ⏣ 25,984

Not KHK

Rolled 6

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Kindaku's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (17) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 37,831.
You lost NaN% of the games.

Kindaku (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♦ K
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♠ Q ♠ 7
Total - 19

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jeff Kaplan

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,159"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 797)

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Kindaku's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 36,831.
You lost 100% of the games.

Kindaku (Player)

Cards - ♦ 9 ♣ 3 ♣ J
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♦ 2
Total - 4

[worthy cobalt]

pls buy fishing pole

[visual comet]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@worthy cobalt bought 1x Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[worthy cobalt]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Kindaku's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 35,831.
You lost 100% of the games.

Kindaku (Player)

Cards - ♦ Q ♥ K ♥ Q
Total - 30

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 7 ♦ K
Total - 17

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[worthy cobalt]

pls sell seaweed

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1x Seaweed for ⏣ 800

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 550)

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Woah now, slow it down

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[paper geyser]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Kindaku's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,201. You now have ⏣ 37,032.
You won 0% of the games.

Kindaku (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♦ K
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 2 ♠ K ♠ A ♣ 3 ♣ 9
Total - 25

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:

- Nothing interesting happened

⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - 🚀 - ⦾

[paper geyser]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,813/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,627/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,307/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,457/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 2 of 4

[worthy cobalt]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Not KHK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,943
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,640 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 29,443

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:50 PM

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[paper geyser]

pls buy fishing pole

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

Successful Fishing Pole purchase

@paper geyser bought 1x Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[worthy cobalt]

someone give me money :))

[rapid flax]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Zeed's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 278,238
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 362,156 (97.1%)
Net: ⏣ 3,025,214

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 1:50 PM

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[worthy cobalt]

pls MONEY

[rapid flax]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[rapid flax]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Mr Krabs

"get out with that begging bullcrap"

Imagine begging LMAO

[paper geyser]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 637

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 437)

[rapid flax]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jesus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,673 and a Alcohol"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,147)

[worthy cobalt]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[worthy cobalt]

pls let me

[rapid flax]

pet

pls pet

[visual comet]

Zeed's Catgirl (Chocola) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Hygiene

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Energy

(31%)
3h and 41m until empty

Love

(80%)

Experience

(33 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You hug Chocola, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[paper geyser]

pls use

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls use god

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[worthy cobalt]

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Adventure Ticket x1
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

11

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[paper geyser]

pls use padlock

[visual comet]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

This event has expired.

MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Feb 26, 2022, 1:52 PM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

7 hits — 0/200 HP

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[visual comet]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

Zeed secured ⏣ 3,801 and 1 Alcohol
Kindaku dug up ⏣ 4,078 and 1 Fresh Bread

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[paper geyser]

pls sell fresh bread

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Fresh Bread sale

You successfully sold 1x Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[worthy cobalt]

pls use daily box

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

Not KHK's Loot Haul!

⏣ 14,831
x1 - Adventure Ticket

XP boost expires <t:1645884160:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[paper geyser]

pls kill

[visual comet]

do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls use daily box

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls box

pls beg

[visual comet]

Joe Exotic

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 303"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 208)

[paper geyser]

pls fisg

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[paper geyser]

pls work

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You need to wait 54m and 54s until you can work again!

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[paper geyser]

pls quest

pls adventure

[visual comet]

Adventures!

Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.

In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.

Go explore space!

[visual comet]

Choose an Adventure

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Allowed Items

You need adventure ticket item to start the adventure!

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction"

Imagine begging LMAO

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[worthy cobalt]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Dat boi

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,902 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,304)

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[paper geyser]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 637

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 437)

[worthy cobalt]

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Adventure Ticket x1
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000

[paper geyser]

pls money

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Adventure Ticket x1
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 10,000

[worthy cobalt]

pls rich

[visual comet]

Top Command

This command is used to see the top people in various categories.

It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.

Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username

Net Worth Leaderboard

🔹 539,079,581 - Bob Da Knob#0856
🔹 520,202,195 - Death-kun#7373
🔹 509,929,000 - Ket#5650

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[worthy cobalt]

ahhh

[paper geyser]

pls rob

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[paper geyser]

pls cash

[worthy cobalt]

pls rob Ket#5650

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[worthy cobalt]

pls rob @red jewel

pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

Not KHK committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,917. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +235% (⏣ 2,748)

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jesus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 296"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 203)

[worthy cobalt]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Emilia Clarke

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 88"

Multi Bonus: +235% (⏣ 62)

[worthy cobalt]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[worthy cobalt]

bruh

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That tiktok star that shows a little too much booty

"ew get away"

Imagine begging LMAO

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!

[visual comet]

Adventure Summary

Name

Pepe goes to Space!

Description

What's hidden up there in the infinite universe?

Backpack

Items Found

Coins Found

⏣ 175,069

Interactions

19

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[rapid flax]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 457,108/5,000,000
(9.1%)
Level Required
7/20
(35.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 3,132,500/4,100,000
(76.4%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[paper geyser]

pls sell all

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige Command

This command removes almost everything from your profile (items, coins, xp, levels, etc) in exchange for:

• Exclusive prestige-only items
• Increased Multiplier
• Prestige badge on your profile
• Increased bank space gain rate
• Major clout

The requirements to prestige go up every time you do it!

[visual comet]

Prestige 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 23,148/5,000,000
(0.5%)
Level Required
0/20
(0.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 67,700/4,100,000
(1.7%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

ayylien

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 198"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 136)

[rapid flax]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Zeed's inventory

Adventure Ticket ─ 3
ID adventureticket ─ Tool

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Black Hole ─ 1
ID blackhole ─ Collectable

Blue Phallic Object ─ 6
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Blue's Plane ─ 1
ID bluesplane ─ Collectable

Box of Sand ─ 8
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 5

[paper geyser]

pls murder

[visual comet]

do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,907. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,993)

[rapid flax]

pls blackhole

pls buy blackhole

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[paper geyser]

pls buy shovel

pls buy shovel

pls shop

pls fish

[rapid flax]

pls usage

[visual comet]

Your Commands Usage

help: 5
snakeeyes: 4
trivia: 4
lottery: 3
craft: 2
flashsell: 2
guess: 2
highlow: 2
imagine: 2
multiplier: 2
petfight: 2
prestige: 2
title: 2
vote: 2
withdraw: 2
badges: 1
bundles: 1
daily: 1
dankrate: 1
fight: 1

Page 2 of 3

[rapid flax]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no bonehead, the correct answer was Hydrogen

Zeed's trivia question

What is the first element on the periodic table?
You have 15 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Easy

Category

Science & Nature

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@paper geyser bought 1x Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid flax]

Shed

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[rapid flax]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[slate shore]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige Command

This command removes almost everything from your profile (items, coins, xp, levels, etc) in exchange for:

• Exclusive prestige-only items
• Increased Multiplier
• Prestige badge on your profile
• Increased bank space gain rate
• Major clout

The requirements to prestige go up every time you do it!

[visual comet]

Prestige 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 24,043/5,000,000
(0.5%)
Level Required
1/20
(5.0%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 1,945,500/4,100,000
(47.5%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[paper geyser]

pls sell worm

[rapid flax]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[visual comet]

BLACK HOLE SUCKED IN YOUR ITEM!

1x Skunk was sucked in by a black hole in your inventory! This also entered you to win the daily black hole lottery!

[rapid flax]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[paper geyser]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[paper geyser]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kamala Harris

"Sorry, I just don't have money to spare"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore What was the emoji?

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[rapid flax]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Zeed's inventory

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 3
ID fish ─ Sellable

Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable

Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 5

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[rapid flax]

pls omega

[visual comet]

Omega 1 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 457,108/100,000,000
(0.5%)
Prestige Required
0/3
(0.0%)

Imagine thinking you can go OMEGA

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

This planet seems to be giving off radioactive chemicals. What do you do?

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[paper geyser]

pls sel junk

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Eufeul committed FRAUD

You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 2,443

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,660)

[paper geyser]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 637

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 437)

[paper geyser]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 637

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 437)

[visual comet]

Woah, the scan you took is shaking the science world! You got a reward!

- + ⏣ 50,000

All rewards are given at the end of the adventure

[paper geyser]

pls sell seaweed 2

[visual comet]

Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 2x Seaweeds for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[paper geyser]

pls sell blue phallic object

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

This event has expired.

F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat

Feb 26, 2022, 2:01 PM

F

Zeed answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

Zeed won ⏣ 2,401 and 1 Apple

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

12

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[paper geyser]

pls sell common fish

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,386

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,636)

[paper geyser]

pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[paper geyser]

pls sel worm

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[paper geyser]

pls sell worm

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[paper geyser]

pls stats

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Node

4/4

Worker

39/64

Shard

3619/4096

Server Count

8,540,313

Shard Latency

23ms

Uptime

3d, 3h and 15m

Version: 9.10.4

[paper geyser]

pls profile

[visual comet]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

Kindaku's profile

Level

0

Experience

68/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 9,683
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 101,683
Coin Multi: 218%
Gamble Multi: 44%

Inventory

5 items (5 total) worth ⏣ 92,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
695 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a Fast Food Cook

Active Items

Padlock - 29d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[paper geyser]

pls deposit 8000

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 8,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 1,683

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 8,000

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed IDENTITY THEFT

You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 3,826

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 2,623)

[paper geyser]

pls deposit 3000

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 3,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,509

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 11,000

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

This event has expired.

KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!

This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!

Feb 26, 2022, 2:03 PM

Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:

9 hits — 0/150 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Karen is starting a fight!' event

Kindaku gathered ⏣ 3,030 and 1 Fishing Pole
Zeed obtained ⏣ 4,182 and 1 Fishing Pole

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[paper geyser]

pls sell fishing pole

[visual comet]

@paper geyser You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Fishing Pole sale

You successfully sold 1x Fishing Pole for ⏣ 4,167

Thank you for your meme business

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can run this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[paper geyser]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Kindaku committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,317. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 2,274)

[peak crystal]

||Play MineCraft Or FortNite lol||

[paper geyser]

pls deposit 4000

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 4,000

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 9,023

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 15,000

[paper geyser]

pls deposit 7000

[visual comet]

You can only hold ⏣ 16,760 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!

[paper geyser]

pls level

[visual comet]

Kindaku's active items

Padlock expires in 29d, 22h and 46m

[peak crystal]

pls deposit 69420

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[visual comet]

Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 5,000), or max

[paper geyser]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[paper geyser]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

[peak crystal]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[paper geyser]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kindaku's inventory

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

Seaweed ─ 1
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[visual comet]

QuinPlayz committed ARSON

You tried to set the police station on fire! They didn't appreciate it and kinda sorta.. shot you..

imagine being so bad

[rapid flax]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no bonehead, the correct answer was Psychoanalysis

Zeed's trivia question

What term is best associated with Sigmund Freud?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Science & Nature

[rapid flax]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Zeed's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 463,691
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 363,116 (96.8%)
Net: ⏣ 3,577,667

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 2:05 PM

[rapid flax]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Zeed's inventory

Padlock ─ 3
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable

Rare Fish ─ 1
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

Seaweed ─ 9
ID seaweed ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Skunk ─ 13
ID skunk ─ Sellable

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 4

[rapid flax]

pls sell meteo

[visual comet]

Successful Meteorite sale

You successfully sold 1x Meteorite for ⏣ 73,500

Multi Bonus: +194% (⏣ 48,500)

[rapid flax]

pls sell skunk all

[visual comet]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 13x Skunks for ⏣ 47,775

Multi Bonus: +194% (⏣ 31,525)

[rapid flax]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Zeed's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 584,966
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 363,116 (96.8%)
Net: ⏣ 3,657,692

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 2:06 PM

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Zeed's Catgirl (Chocola) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(96%)
1d and 22h until empty

Hygiene

(96%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(96%)
1d and 22h until empty

Energy

(28%)
3h and 22m until empty

Love

(79%)

Experience

(33 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You pat Chocola.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

pls steal @peak crystal

pls steal

[peak crystal]

pls steal Eufeul

[rapid flax]

pls use candy

[visual comet]

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 675.
You have 0x Candy left.

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You found a strange looking object. What do you do?

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[visual comet]

IT WAS A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE! What on Earth (or in space...) were you thinking?

- You lost your :Dragon: Dragon

[rapid flax]

Shed

rip

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

12

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 10 minutes

[rapid flax]

pls lottery

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

You bought 1 lottery ticket

Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server

Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 1,415,275,500

There are currently a few entries

[daring patrol]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[visual comet]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[peak crystal]

sry

[daring patrol]

Pls daily

[peak crystal]

wrong server

[daring patrol]

Pla work

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@daring patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@daring patrol You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[daring patrol]

Pls work pist

[visual comet]

@daring patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@daring patrol You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[daring patrol]

Pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[rapid flax]

pls job list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[rapid flax]

pls buy pizza

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Pizza Slice for ⏣ 250,000?

[visual comet]

Successful Pizza Slice purchase

@rapid flax bought 1x Pizza Slice and paid ⏣ 250,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[daring patrol]

Pls house wife

[rapid flax]

pls adv

[visual comet]

You noticed that space is HUGE. Is there anything here?

- Nothing interesting happened

🚀 - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾ - ⦾

[rapid flax]

&remind 5m adv

[spice ruin]

Zeed#5607

I will remind you in 5 minutes

[daring patrol]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@daring patrol You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@daring patrol You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[rapid flax]

pls job house

[visual comet]

@rapid flax You're already working as a House Wife. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign

Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!

[daring patrol]

Pls job house

[visual comet]

@daring patrol Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

@daring patrol You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[daring patrol]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@daring patrol What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[daring patrol]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@daring patrol You need to wait 59m and 38s until you can work again!

@daring patrol You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[rapid flax]

pls job

[visual comet]

@rapid flax You need to wait 22m and 31s until you can work again!

[rapid flax]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Zeed's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 325,641
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 363,596 (96.7%)
Net: ⏣ 3,623,367

😏 · Feb 26, 2022, 2:20 PM

[rapid flax]

pls bj 25k

[visual comet]

Zeed's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 25,000. You now have 300,641.
You lost 80% of the games.

Zeed (Player)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♠ 10 ♣ Q
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ K ♣ K
Total - 20

[gleaming pumice]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

A sudden gust of wind blows 289 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[gleaming pumice]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,376

Bank:

9,632

Total:

11,008

Feb 26, 2022, 2:21 PM

[gleaming pumice]

&withdraw all

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Withdrew 9,632 from your bank!

[gleaming pumice]

&roulette all black

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You have placed a bet of 11,008 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

[rapid flax]

dam

[gleaming pumice]

I’ve lost 300k

Gambling

I was #1 for like a week or more

[spice ruin]

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@gleaming pumice won 22016

[tight otter]

da

mmmmmm

[rapid flax]

[gleaming pumice]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Deposited 22,047 to your bank!

[rapid flax]

[gleaming pumice]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You can next collect income in 5 minutes and 11 seconds.

[tight otter]

22016

[gleaming pumice]

-remind 5m &collect

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1645885669:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[gleaming pumice]

I used to have 167k before I gambled it all

[rapid flax]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Zeed's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1645880261:R>

Viewers

12

XP

6

Streaming

Phasmophobia

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[rapid flax]

&remind 10m stream