You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
214.
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You threw away the ketchup bottle, the fridge Gods give you
214.
-remind 2h s
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645323264:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: work
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Your wishlist was consumed, hope you found a good target!
You have 1x Robbers Wishlist left.
pls bal Pugly#8345
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Wallet: ⏣ 34,988,459
Bank: ⏣ 1,003,344
Net: ⏣ 76,691,615
&work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
152
&bal
&dep 2e3
Deposited
2,000 to your bank!
&work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
347
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645325496:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
386 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
1,458 on black.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
rip
&dep all
Deposited
2,515 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
156,527
2. quik#5071 •
125,042
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
120,255
4. _tsuki#8497 •
111,634
5. michasia#4656 •
107,411
6. Aen#0001 •
107,091
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
98,956
8. Sude#2397 •
76,857
9. ombri#5658 •
69,632
10. Syrme#9867 •
59,271
&dep all
Deposited
298 to your bank!
XD
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
&work
You become a game developer and raised
443 for charity.
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
412.
Reminder @hallow otter: s
&work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
292!
-remind 2h a
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645330521:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
383.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645330916:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 26 minutes and 19 seconds.
pls use bbe
You don't own this item??
pls rob nv_#9394
Reminder @slate shore: work
&work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
183 for your team winning!
&dep all
Deposited
10,484 to your bank!
pls pet
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!




(27%)
12h and 55m until empty




(27%)
12h and 50m until empty




(27%)
12h and 50m until empty




(0%)




(20%)




(86 / 100)
Level 5
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(64%)
1d and 6h until empty




(99%)
11h and 53m until empty




(90%)




(44 / 100)
Level 6
You took My Ears to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 6,666
@slate shore My Ears leveled up! 5 → 6
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
11h and 52m until empty




(99%)




(79 / 100)
Level 6
You hug My Ears, aw.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore What color was next to the word uwu?
.
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@pearl dragon You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@pearl dragon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls work Babysitter
@pearl dragon Congratulations, you are now working as a Babysitter!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,500 per hour.
@pearl dragon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Hey everyone!
As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.
We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.
Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.
If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions
We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date
We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!
We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 13 minutes and 53 seconds
pls deposit
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
@pearl dragon what are you depositing, idiot
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 25,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,720 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 26,000
pls deposit 5720
⏣ 5,720
⏣ 19,280
⏣ 5,720
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 19,280
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 5,720 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 26,000
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Reminder @hallow otter: a
& work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
317
-remind 2h a
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645337910:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
343
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645338134:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 31 seconds.
-reminders
Your reminders:
45221642: #👾┃general: 'give fnk back his lucky role (dont do it if he ...' - in 2 weeks 17 hours and 16 minutes from now (<t:1646602844:f>)
47185653: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 9 hours and 39 minutes from now (<t:1645365855:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
!mcinfo mbs0607
Username: Mbs0607
UUID: 75ab4f5f-fd22-45b6-b337-1dac711d8927
Level: 1
Experience: 3570
Claimed Rewards: 1
Username: pukas06
UUID: d1f6000e-76a0-4c0c-a593-2d5bf87527a0
Level: 3
Experience: 23610
Claimed Rewards: 1,2,3
Pls itemlb blob
no one has that item here (or they're not cached)
@last silo You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
436
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645341565:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
172
& work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
399
&work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
418
&dep all
pls balance
Deposited
418 to your bank!
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@marble briar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 252,080
Bank: ⏣ 6,920 / 7,160 (96.6%)
Net: ⏣ 667,000
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645344086:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
&dep all
Deposited
399 to your bank!
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 251,840
⏣ 7,160
pls shop
Pizza Slice (1) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,498/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 896/1,000 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000— 150/150 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls craft
Crafting is a fairly new system to Dank Memer. You pick what you want to craft from the menu, make sure you fufill the item requirements, and simply hit craft! More often than not, when trading crafted items you can earn more than you paid for the crafting components! Make sure you either get the components yourself, or look for some cheap bulk deals in trading channels to make the most money! You can get duct tape from voting and opening lucky daily boxes!
pls kill
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
@marble briar You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Tip: We have a twitter (@dankmemerbot) and a subreddit (/r/dankmemer), come talk to us!
Hey everyone!
As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.
We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.
Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.
If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions
We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date
We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!
We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!
pls kill @cinder nova
Opera GX Minecraft died from sitting on a stick
Tip: Have you read any of our blogs? https://dankmemer.lol/blogs
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,799
@marble briar memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
s
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@cinder nova love you
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
e
@marble briar Successfully sent your text message to Opera GX Minecraft!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.
pls use phone
@marble briar memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
d
On the phone with Developers
IMMORTALPROGAMING why you make bot bad??
DEVS Why would I make a good bot?, ImmortalProGaming.
Call disconnected.
You were holding the gun upside down and killed yourself! Imagine being this stupid!
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
-reminder 10h izzy, lessdepresso
Set a reminder in 10 hours from now (<t:1645373560:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
227 for your services.
-remind 2h s
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645345406:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: work
&work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
180
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645348850:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Pls work
@pearl dragon Click the buttons in correct order!
You work at a lamp store and earn
428
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,500 for a sub-par hour of work.
&dep all
Deposited
507 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645351337:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
Reminder @hallow otter: s
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 22,780
Bank: ⏣ 5,720 / 5,720 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 29,500
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
flashsell
Trade a certain number of items with Dank Memer for a random reward.
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
pls buy
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
&work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
332 after the pizzeria closes down.
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645354243:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminders
Your reminders:
47310644: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 hour and 11 minutes from now (<t:1645351364:f>)
47445735: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1645354243:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Reminder @slate shore: work
&work
You pet Alex Cat, Alex Cat gives you
432.
&crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
96
&dep all
Deposited
1,510 to your bank!
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
156,709
2. quik#5071 •
126,425
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
126,046
4. _tsuki#8497 •
111,634
5. michasia#4656 •
108,354
6. Aen#0001 •
107,855
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
76,937
9. ombri#5658 •
70,391
10. Syrme#9867 •
59,520
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
pls work
Work for Babysitter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 3,500 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You work as a beefeater and earn
297
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645358484:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Reminder @dim axle: c
&work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
489
Deposited
489 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645358853:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
&roulette 100 red
You have placed a bet of
100 on red.
The ball landed on: black 15!
No Winners :(
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
&work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
249
View the leaderboard online here.
11. TheMax#7378 •
51,376
12. Gnome#2234 •
49,311
13. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
46,116
14. Richardial!#1416 •
39,502
15. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
37,213
16. Scarce#6650 •
34,932
17. LemurRak#6870 •
33,226
18. Moonicorn / Luna M ♡#4200 •
31,929
19. Problas#0001 •
31,922
20. Seal#5623 •
29,880
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645359001:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,013 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 4 hours and 16 minutes.
&bal
-remindme 5h c
Set a reminder in 5 hours from now (<t:1645369905:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @dim axle: w
&work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
169
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645361636:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
239.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645362069:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
he'
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,500 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
392 out of pity.
&dep all
Deposited
3,011 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
11,739
11,739
&work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
428 when you got back home
&dep all
Deposited
3,808 to your bank!
&bal
&top
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
157,362
2. quik#5071 •
127,219
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
126,285
4. _tsuki#8497 •
112,608
5. michasia#4656 •
109,741
6. Aen#0001 •
107,855
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
77,801
9. ombri#5658 •
70,684
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,022
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 99,596 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 24,846 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 21,296 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,439 messages
4th. @full belfry: 17,647 messages
5th. @safe bane: 15,368 messages
Top Channel Sum: 414,204 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 209,245 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 67,698 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 47,929 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 47,223 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,109 messages
Top Member Sum: 567 hours, 36 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 130 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 127 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @raw garden: 103 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 103 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 55 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 1064 hours, 7 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 556 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 318 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 75 hours, 53 minutes
4th. #722794865682808846: 61 hours, 38 minutes
5th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 14 minutes
s?me
@ionic sail (_tsuki#8497)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1634669403:D> (<t:1634669403:R>)
Created On: <t:1521545485:D> (<t:1521545485:R>)
User ID: 425617358099578881
Message: #👾┃general: 19,217 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 21,296 messages
7 Days: 6,613 messages
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pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@slate shore What color was next to the word advertising?
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls daily
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 14 minutes and 30 seconds
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(57%)
1d and 3h until empty




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11h and 59m until empty




(89%)




(20 / 100)
Level 9
You pat marin.
@slate shore marin leveled up! 7 → 8
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore What color was next to the word owo?
@slate shore marin leveled up! 8 → 9
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore marin found a
Padlock for you!
pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 4x Padlock left.
pls work
@pearl dragon You need to wait 23m and 44s until you can work again!
Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 36 minutes.
&bal
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
305

Value: 18

Value: 22
&dep all
Deposited
610 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
47242726: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 2 hours and 45 minutes from now (<t:1645368239:f>)
47449970: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 11 minutes from now (<t:1645359001:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&dep all
Deposited
1,100 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
157,362
2. quik#5071 •
127,219
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
126,285
4. _tsuki#8497 •
113,529
5. michasia#4656 •
110,273
6. Aen#0001 •
107,855
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
77,957
9. ombri#5658 •
70,684
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,022
&work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
438.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645365679:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminders
Your reminders:
47223163: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 7 hours and 50 minutes from now (<t:1645386700:f>)
47455443: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1645365679:f>)
47449566: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in less than 1 minute from now (<t:1645358484:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Reminder @uncut scaffold: work
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 26 minutes.
&dep all
Deposited
31,281 to your bank!
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
428 anyway.
&dep all
Deposited
564 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
153 from ad revenue.
&dep all
Deposited
186 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645366120:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&money
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
157,362
2. quik#5071 •
127,267
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
126,285
4. _tsuki#8497 •
113,723
5. michasia#4656 •
110,273
6. Aen#0001 •
107,855
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
78,074
9. ombri#5658 •
71,212
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,022
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
21. Seal#5623 •
29,880
22. Kyrela#9409 •
27,736
23. 574138031934799872 •
25,744
24. Zelivek#6161 •
25,009
25. ozihambodega#9439 •
24,997
26. Hyper Alpha#1522 •
24,524
27. Wiinser#0728 •
23,247
28. favor#5668 •
21,235
29. Hori Ryuu#1102 •
21,028
30. Mr. Monkey#7495 •
20,254
-remind 1d work
Set a reminder in 1 day from now (<t:1645445397:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645366207:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 hours and 6 minutes.
pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 838
Bank: ⏣ 1,827,302 / 1,957,370 (93.4%)
Net: ⏣ 16,135,220
pls alert
Hey everyone!
As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.
We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.
Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.
If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions
We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date
We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!
We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
193
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645366587:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
495 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
Pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,015/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,693/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,804/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
&work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
266
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
&money
&dep all
Deposited
5,350 to your bank!
Reminder @dim axle: w
&work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
342
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645368879:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @slate shore: work
sick
@uncut scaffold What color was next to the word satan?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls dep all
⏣ 4,357
⏣ 106,826,264
⏣ 2,614,483
&work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
319!
pls marriage
Tip: There are secret badges in the game, Have you earned them all?
@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
To keep your marriage alive send each other money, gifts or play with each other.
Marriage level increases every week.
To see benefits/downsides type pls marriage levels
To divorce a person type pls marriage divorce
0




77%




77%
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
484 on black.
pls give 826264 @severe laurel
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 826,264 (and pay ⏣ 24,788 tax) to @severe laurel?
⏣ 826,264 (+ ⏣ 24,788 tax)
⏣ 105,975,212
⏣ 1,818,163
The ball landed on: black 15!
Winners:
@slate shore won
968
pls marriage
@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
To keep your marriage alive send each other money, gifts or play with each other.
Marriage level increases every week.
To see benefits/downsides type pls marriage levels
To divorce a person type pls marriage divorce
0




100%




77%
Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:
Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???
&bal
&top
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
157,362
2. quik#5071 •
129,368
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
126,285
4. _tsuki#8497 •
114,944
5. michasia#4656 •
110,568
6. Aen#0001 •
107,855
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
78,697
9. ombri#5658 •
71,212
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,022
&dep all
Deposited
1,501 to your bank!
You cannot work for 20 minutes and 44 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
431 to your bank!
&work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
151
&bal
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
151

Value: 16

Value: 23
dont care didnt ask
&dep all
Deposited
302 to your bank!
You have placed a bet of
500 on black.
The ball landed on: red 19!
No Winners :(
View the leaderboard online here.
21. Kyrela#9409 •
28,010
22. ola.#5698 •
26,296
23. 574138031934799872 •
25,744
24. ozihambodega#9439 •
25,359
25. Zelivek#6161 •
25,009
26. Hyper Alpha#1522 •
24,555
27. Wiinser#0728 •
23,247
28. Hori Ryuu#1102 •
21,609
29. favor#5668 •
21,235
30. Mr. Monkey#7495 •
20,254
&roulette 5000 black
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
15 in cash.
&with 5000
Withdrew
5,000 from your bank!
&roulette 5000 black
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black.
how the fuck are you down to 26k
The ball landed on: black 33!
Winners:
@uncut scaffold won
10000
View the leaderboard online here.
11. TheMax#7378 •
53,006
12. Gnome#2234 •
49,311
13. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
47,105
14. Richardial!#1416 •
39,502
15. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
37,213
16. ola.#5698 •
36,296
17. Scarce#6650 •
34,932
18. LemurRak#6870 •
34,602
19. Problas#0001 •
32,463
20. Moonicorn / Luna M ♡#4200 •
31,929
bo postawiłam wszystko xddd
Deposited
10,015 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 41 minutes and 25 seconds.
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
303
&roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
The ball landed on: red 34!
No Winners :(
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
&bal
heck, you're missing the Manage Guild permission.
Make sure you have access to manage and edit server settings and try again.
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 99,960 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 24,846 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 21,535 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,564 messages
4th. @full belfry: 17,647 messages
5th. @safe bane: 15,368 messages
Top Channel Sum: 415,676 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 209,728 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 67,712 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 48,285 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 47,522 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,429 messages
Top Member Sum: 567 hours, 36 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 130 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 127 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @raw garden: 103 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 103 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 55 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 1064 hours, 7 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 556 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 318 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 75 hours, 53 minutes
4th. #722794865682808846: 61 hours, 38 minutes
5th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 14 minutes
&work
You cannot work for 36 minutes and 47 seconds.
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
pls pet




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(28 / 100)
Level 18
pls work
@tardy hollow Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
You never fail to amaze me @tardy hollow. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 3612! 10500 + ⏣ 3612 an hour
pls pet
@tardy hollow
Get 10 promotions at one job!
Reward: ⏣ 250,000
Reward: 1x
Normie Box




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(84%)
10h and 4m until empty




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7h and 59m until empty




(96%)




(36 / 100)
Level 19
You paid ⏣ 267 to take Mushy to a fun little carnival down the street
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@tardy hollow Mushy leveled up! 18 → 19
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@tardy hollow What color was next to the word mailman?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls pet




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)
7h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(50 / 100)
Level 19
You paid ⏣ 1,333 to take Mushy to the art gallery
@tardy hollow Click the buttons in correct order!
@tardy hollow Mushy found a
Lucky Horseshoe for you!
pls pet




(100%)
11h and 58m until empty




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)
7h and 58m until empty




(100%)




(61 / 100)
Level 19
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 14,112 for an hour of work.
You found a Baby 
pls inv
Adventure Ticket ─ 13
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 10
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
pls use baby
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls use bluephallicobject
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls postmemes
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls sell skunk
Tip: Use a landmine and a padlock item to prevent people from robbing you!
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 2,963
pls sell work
This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,185
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
What is the capital of Indonesia?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Geography
Reminder @cunning portal: work
Pls bal
@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,818,163
Bank: ⏣ 1,413,784 / 1,414,624 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 8,699,225
Pls marriage
@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
To keep your marriage alive send each other money, gifts or play with each other.
Marriage level increases every week.
To see benefits/downsides type pls marriage levels
To divorce a person type pls marriage divorce
0




75%




99%
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,265,154
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,399,229 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 6,184,654
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
&work
You work for a private military company, earning
197
Pls give 1000000 @uncut scaffold
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,000,000 (and pay ⏣ 30,000 tax) to @uncut scaffold?
&bal
⏣ 1,000,000 (+ ⏣ 30,000 tax)
⏣ 788,163
⏣ 106,975,212
&with 403
Withdrew
403 from your bank!
&bj 100
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 27

Value: 11
&bal
&bj 100
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
&bj 100
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 23

Value: 11
Reminder @oak rose: work
&collect
You can next collect income in 16 minutes and 29 seconds.
&work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
215.
eyo why
&work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
166.
&dep all
Deposited
813 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645373952:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
304 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
&collect
You can next collect income in 7 minutes and 17 seconds.
&roulette 100 red
You have placed a bet of
100 on red.
The ball landed on: red 19!
Winners:
@tardy hollow won
200
&roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red.
The ball landed on: black 2!
No Winners :(
&roulette 200 black
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
100 in cash.
&roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
The ball landed on: black 35!
Winners:
@tardy hollow won
200
&collect
You can next collect income in 4 minutes and 33 seconds.
&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
432
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
4,437 to your bank!
!give-xp @sick tulip 5000
5,000 XP has been given to michasia
!give-xp @calm rapids 2500
2,500 XP has been given to LemurRak
!give-xp @slate shore 1000
1,000 XP has been given to Leyenda08
&work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
406
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645374654:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
5,661 to your bank!
-reminders
Your reminders:
45221642: #👾┃general: 'give fnk back his lucky role (dont do it if he ...' - in 2 weeks 7 hours and 9 minutes from now (<t:1646602844:f>)
47466087: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1645374654:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.1% (bank)
9 - <@&841795230915231814> | 0.2% (bank)
10 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1645540303:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
157,860
2. quik#5071 •
129,978
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
128,985
4. _tsuki#8497 •
115,992
5. michasia#4656 •
111,166
6. Aen#0001 •
108,164
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
78,856
9. ombri#5658 •
71,638
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,431
Why not
Deposited
76 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
You can next collect income in 14 minutes and 8 seconds.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
200 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

Zhang, you need to wait 19 seconds to use that command again.
&roulette 100 red
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
88 in cash.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
88 to your bank!
&bal
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
101. El Demonio Negro#1448 •
4,632
102. TetyLike3#8846 •
4,578
103. Muerte al lag2.0#6866 •
4,509
104. TotallyNotNeon#6865 •
4,453
105. Prometheuss.#6088 •
4,437
106. felinka#2048 •
4,415
107. AngelGabriel26#2808 •
4,200
108. fnKsnas#1650 •
4,197
109. Alori (阿洛里 )#8701 •
4,177
110. Hzero#0179 •
4,084
Reminder @worldly dirge: c
&work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
497 for doing his job.
&dep all
Deposited
673 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
&bal
-remind 4min collect
Set a reminder in 4 minutes from now (<t:1645368729:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @slate shore. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 300! 10000 + ⏣ 300 an hour
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
@slate shore
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
Hey everyone!
As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.
We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.
Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.
If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions
We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date
We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!
We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!
pls work discord mod
@slate shore You're already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
408
Deposited
3,885 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
&leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Sven ♡#4884 •
160,594
2. quik#5071 •
130,907
3. Mbs0607#1337 •
129,296
4. _tsuki#8497 •
115,992
5. michasia#4656 •
111,166
6. Aen#0001 •
108,336
7. Marlhon1#3418 •
99,829
8. Sude#2397 •
78,901
9. ombri#5658 •
72,067
10. Syrme#9867 •
60,431
pls bankrob @warped flare
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
346 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
88 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
180
Reminder @oak rose: collect
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
180 to your bank!
Reminder @dim axle: w
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.
&dep all
Deposited
46 to your bank!
&bal
Reminder @spiral bane: collect
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 100,079 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 24,902 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 21,581 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,581 messages
4th. @full belfry: 17,647 messages
5th. @safe bane: 15,368 messages
Top Channel Sum: 416,108 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 209,948 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 67,724 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 48,397 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 47,534 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,505 messages
Top Member Sum: 567 hours, 36 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 130 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 127 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @raw garden: 103 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 103 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 55 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 1064 hours, 7 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 556 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 318 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 75 hours, 53 minutes
4th. #722794865682808846: 61 hours, 38 minutes
5th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 14 minutes
&bal
hmm
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
268. Congrats!
You help an old lady cross the road,
135 falls out of her purse and you take it!
You have placed a bet of
1,558 on black.
yes
The ball landed on: black 15!
Winners:
@slate shore won
3116
&work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
274
&bal
&work
You cannot work for 31 minutes and 54 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
630 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
3,116 to your bank!
Reminder @dim axle: c
Reminder @cunning portal: collect
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
137 to your bank!
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1645542771:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&money
&with 159
Withdrew
159 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
159

Value: 19

Value: 22
&dep all
Deposited
318 to your bank!
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 100,194 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 24,921 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 21,652 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,588 messages
4th. @full belfry: 17,665 messages
5th. @safe bane: 15,368 messages
Top Channel Sum: 416,382 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 210,101 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 67,759 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 48,475 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 47,534 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,513 messages
Top Member Sum: 567 hours, 36 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 130 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 127 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @raw garden: 103 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 103 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 55 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 1064 hours, 7 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 556 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 318 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 75 hours, 53 minutes
4th. #722794865682808846: 61 hours, 38 minutes
5th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 14 minutes
?av
?av
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
-remind 48h collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1645544263:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 39 minutes and 23 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
450 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Syrme#9867 •
61,096
12. TheMax#7378 •
54,424
13. Gnome#2234 •
49,879
14. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
47,397
15. Richardial!#1416 •
39,502
16. ola.#5698 •
37,655
17. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
37,213
18. Scarce#6650 •
34,932
19. LemurRak#6870 •
34,602
20. Problas#0001 •
32,463
&with 7655
Withdrew
7,655 from your bank!
&roulette 5000 black
You have placed a bet of
5,000 on black.
a
The ball landed on: black 13!
Winners:
@uncut scaffold won
10000

&work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
249 for your efforts!
View the leaderboard online here.
1. [Henti КУСЬ]#2749](https://unb.gg/lb/715121965563772980/492949651461373952) •
174,174
2. Sven ♡#4884 •
160,753
3. quik#5071 •
133,187
4. Mbs0607#1337 •
129,621
5. _tsuki#8497 •
117,026
6. michasia#4656 •
111,612
7. Aen#0001 •
108,809
8. Marlhon1#3418 •
100,078
9. Sude#2397 •
78,901
10. ombri#5658 •
72,585
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645378730:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
350.
&dep all
Deposited
930 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&bal
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&847790603941314604> colour role.

<@&847790720156696579> colour role.

<@&847790656583237663> colour role.

<@&937466646694621234> colour role.

<@&904444434874265612> colour role.

Only the elites are capable of drinking a whole cup of this holy tea. You think you're better than them? Come forth then, let me pour you one.

The most majestic and royal of the French Cats, Alex will be always by your side. This furry friend will be a nice companion to all your adventures on OGX Discord Server.

Fearless, ruthless, an absolute war-machine waiting to bonk it's next victim...

Hamilton may seem like a regular controller, but the power he holds within is immense. You may think you know the definition of the word gamer; but when Hamilton is with you - things change.

The forbidden item... might grant you superpowers or curses. Who knows?

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
345.
Deposited
34,947 to your bank!
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
&crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
526
&dep all
Deposited
526 to your bank!
&buy-item
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
buy-item [quantity] <item name>
&work
Your level got featured epic and you won
393
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645380129:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Withdrew
1,000 from your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
944 to your bank!
Result: Bust
-1,038

Value: 24

Value: 2
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
-remindme 1d c
Set a reminder in 1 day from now (<t:1645459346:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
Reminder @timber juniper: izzy, lessdepresso
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
154 for helping them out.
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
741 to your bank!
&work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
435
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
520 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Syrme#9867 •
61,392
12. TheMax#7378 •
55,112
13. Gnome#2234 •
51,167
14. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
47,563
15. ola.#5698 •
43,161
16. Richardial!#1416 •
39,502
17. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
37,213
18. Scarce#6650 •
34,932
19. LemurRak#6870 •
34,804
20. Problas#0001 •
32,761
&bal Sude#2397
&bal Scarce#6650
Reminder @slate shore: work
&work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
248
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645381957:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
473 on the way back home!
&dep all
Deposited
559 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645382147:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,000 for an hour of work.
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 100,757 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 24,929 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 21,877 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,683 messages
4th. @full belfry: 17,900 messages
5th. @safe bane: 15,368 messages
Top Channel Sum: 418,308 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 211,082 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 68,205 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 48,567 messages
4th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 47,740 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,714 messages
Top Member Sum: 567 hours, 36 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 130 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 127 hours, 4 minutes
3rd. @raw garden: 103 hours, 52 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 103 hours, 13 minutes
5th. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 55 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 1064 hours, 44 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 557 hours, 9 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 318 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 75 hours, 53 minutes
4th. #722794865682808846: 61 hours, 38 minutes
5th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 14 minutes
s?me
@ionic sail (_tsuki#8497)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1634669403:D> (<t:1634669403:R>)
Created On: <t:1521545485:D> (<t:1521545485:R>)
User ID: 425617358099578881
Message: #👾┃general: 19,732 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 21,877 messages
7 Days: 7,070 messages
24 Hours: 1,694 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
&work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
375.
&dep all
Deposited
474 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You work as a circus clown and earn
471.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645383483:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red.
The ball landed on: red 25!
Winners:
@uncut scaffold won
1000
&roulette 10000 black
You have placed a bet of
10,000 on black.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
4,395 on black.
pls use daily
pls dep all
⏣ 172,769
⏣ 0
⏣ 6,509,022
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 1 minute.
The ball landed on: red 30!
No Winners :(
&bal
Reminder @oak rose: how are you?
&work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
158
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645384851:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
1,503 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. [Henti КУСЬ]#2749](https://unb.gg/lb/715121965563772980/492949651461373952) •
175,296
2. Sven ♡#4884 •
161,235
3. quik#5071 •
133,907
4. Mbs0607#1337 •
130,332
5. _tsuki#8497 •
119,472
6. michasia#4656 •
113,443
7. Aen#0001 •
109,263
8. Marlhon1#3418 •
101,809
9. Sude#2397 •
80,256
10. ombri#5658 •
72,884
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 21 hours.
-remind 45h c
Set a reminder in 1 day and 21 hours from now (<t:1645539695:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
I'm fine thanks
&work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
301.
&bal
&dep 2e3
Deposited
2,000 to your bank!
&bj all
Result: Win
648

Value: 20

Value: 19
&dep 1e3
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
&bj all
Result: Bust
-296

Value: 23

Value: 10
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.1% (bank)
9 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
-reminder 2d1h collect
Set a reminder in 2 days and 1 hour from now (<t:1645554493:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
&withdraw 269
Withdrew
269 from your bank!
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
269

Value: 20

Value: 24
&bj all
Result: Bust
-538

Value: 22

Value: 11
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. [Henti КУСЬ]#2749](https://unb.gg/lb/715121965563772980/492949651461373952) •
175,615
2. Sven ♡#4884 •
161,316
3. quik#5071 •
133,907
4. Mbs0607#1337 •
130,588
5. _tsuki#8497 •
119,759
6. michasia#4656 •
113,443
7. Aen#0001 •
111,500
8. Marlhon1#3418 •
101,809
9. Sude#2397 •
80,381
10. ombri#5658 •
72,884
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 6 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1645081210:R>
@halcyon tide You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 26 minutes and 43 seconds
@halcyon tide Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
@halcyon tide OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It waddled away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
&work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
171
pls work
You were fired from your position as a Ghost.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
@halcyon tide You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
&work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
477
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
1,086 on black.
The ball landed on: black 6!
Winners:
@slate shore won
2172
&dep all