🤖┃bot-commands

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,000,000 (and pay ⏣ 30,000 tax) to @fair canyon?

Shared

⏣ 1,000,000 (+ ⏣ 30,000 tax)

Your Pocket

⏣ 99,977,027

Mid's Pocket

⏣ 1,396,555

Your tax rate: 3%

[uncut scaffold]

here we go

[safe laurel]

Pls fight @safe laurel

[visual comet]

You can't fight urself dumbo

[safe laurel]

Pls fight @visual comet

[visual comet]

@safe laurel is a legendary fighter!

le french

❤️ ** 29%**
🛡 30 lvl

Dank Memer

💀 ** 0%**
🛡 30 lvl

Last Action

Very good le french just rekt Dank Memer!

[warm wharf]

Reminder @gleaming pumice: work

[gleaming pumice]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You were farming and earned 184

Reply #636436

[gleaming pumice]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644022720:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut scaffold]

pls work

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 44,558 for an hour of work.

Working as a Scientist

[slate shore]

&work

&bal

damn

?afk dksal;dsa

[keen spire]

@slate shore I set your AFK: dksal;dsa

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 364

Reply #636286

[severe laurel]

-reminders

[warm wharf]

Your reminders:
45226984: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 43 minutes from now (<t:1644020302:f>)

Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.

[severe laurel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You cannot work for 43 minutes and 21 seconds.

[warm wharf]

Reminder @steel wing: income

Reminder @broken folio: work

[steel wing]

&bal

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

632

Bank:

4,987

Total:

5,619

Feb 4, 2022, 11:50 PM

[steel wing]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Deposited 632 to your bank!

[steel wing]

&collect-income

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.1% (bank)
9 - <@&841795230915231814> | 0.2% (bank)

[steel wing]

&bal

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

5,704

Total:

5,704

Feb 4, 2022, 11:51 PM

[steel wing]

-remind 24h income

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 1 day from now (<t:1644105087:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[broken folio]

&work

[spice ruin]

Scarce#6650

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 410 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[broken folio]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644026361:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You cannot work for 32 minutes and 34 seconds.

[uncut scaffold]

&collect

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You can next collect income in 1 day and 14 hours.

[steel wing]

rea

h

[warm wharf]

Reminder @steel wing: work

[steel wing]

&work

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 170

Reply #51

[steel wing]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644027106:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Reminder @uncut knoll: work

[uncut knoll]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 201 for it!

Reply #636559

[uncut knoll]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

Deposited 1,675 to your bank!

[uncut knoll]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)

[uncut knoll]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

2,460

Total:

2,460

Feb 5, 2022, 12:16 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @severe laurel: work

[fringe umbra]

pls slap @keen spire

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[uncut knoll]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644027865:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[severe laurel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 443!

Reply #203527

[severe laurel]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644028097:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[severe laurel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,144

Bank:

596

Total:

2,740

Feb 5, 2022, 12:28 AM

[severe laurel]

&top

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. Mbs0607#1337 • 8,855
2. quik#5071 • 5,892
3. Sven ♡#4884 • 5,146
4. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 5,138
5. Gnome#2234 • 4,739
6. _tsuki#8497 • 4,422
7. Syrme#9867 • 4,373
8. TCG-AGNG_PRYT#5230 • 4,158
9. Aen#0001 • 4,119
10. michasia#4656 • 3,868

Page 1/44 • Your leaderboard rank: 14th

[severe laurel]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Deposited 2,144 to your bank!

[severe laurel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

2,740

Total:

2,740

Feb 5, 2022, 12:29 AM

[severe laurel]

&bj 300

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 0 in cash.

[severe laurel]

&with 300

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Withdrew 300 from your bank!

[severe laurel]

&bj 150

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Bust -150

**Your Hand**

Value: 24

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 10

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 243

Reply #54

[slate shore]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644028171:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[severe laurel]

&bj 100

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Loss -100

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 18

[severe laurel]

&bj 50

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You must choose at least 100 for your bet.

[severe laurel]

Damn

[vagrant epoch]

s?me

[rare dew]

@vagrant epoch (macktheknife#0666)

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Command s?stats me · Feb 5, 2022, 12:30 AM

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s?t

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Command s?stats top · Feb 5, 2022, 12:30 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut scaffold: work

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 330

Reply #38

[uncut scaffold]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644028637:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[ivory lantern]

&work

[spice ruin]

Aen#0001

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 486 in profits

Reply #838133

[ivory lantern]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Aen#0001

Deposited 1,611 to your bank!

[ivory lantern]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Aen#0001

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

4,624

Total:

4,624

Feb 5, 2022, 12:53 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @gleaming pumice: work

[gleaming pumice]

&work

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 307 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[gleaming pumice]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644030100:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[gleaming pumice]

&deposit all

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Deposited 2,215 to your bank!

[gleaming pumice]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

5,471

Total:

5,471

Feb 5, 2022, 1:13 AM

[uncut scaffold]

&crime

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 343

Reply #636220

[gleaming pumice]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You sell cellular phones for a whopping 719

Reply #636210

[gleaming pumice]

&crime

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

You cannot commit a crime for 2 hours.

[gleaming pumice]

-remind 2h Crime time

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644031509:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[gleaming pumice]

&deposit all

[spice ruin]

Sven ♡#4884

Deposited 719 to your bank!

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You cannot work for 1 hour and 11 minutes.

[gleaming pumice]

haha

[uncut scaffold]

👹

&bal

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,818

Bank:

0

Total:

1,818

Feb 5, 2022, 1:26 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @broken folio: work

[broken folio]

&worl

&worl

&work

[spice ruin]

Scarce#6650

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 177

Reply #636328

[broken folio]

bruh

&bruh

&bal

[spice ruin]

Scarce#6650

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

3,082

Bank:

0

Total:

3,082

Feb 5, 2022, 2:00 AM

[broken folio]

&roulette 500 black

[spice ruin]

Scarce#6650

You have placed a bet of 500 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@broken folio won 1000

[broken folio]

niceeeee

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644033852:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Reminder @steel wing: work

[steel wing]

&work

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 183 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[steel wing]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644034348:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut knoll: work

Reminder @severe laurel: work

Reminder @slate shore: work

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 223

Reply #635873

[slate shore]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644035405:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut knoll]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 291 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut scaffold: work

[uncut knoll]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644035838:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You worked at the office overtime for 476

Reply #636457

[uncut scaffold]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644035901:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut scaffold]

&bal

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,517

Bank:

0

Total:

2,517

Feb 5, 2022, 2:38 AM

[rapid cipher]

&work

[spice ruin]

TotallyNotNeon#6865

You found 350 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[rapid cipher]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644036510:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[rapid cipher]

&bal

[spice ruin]

TotallyNotNeon#6865

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

1,277

Bank:

0

Total:

1,277

Feb 5, 2022, 2:48 AM

TotallyNotNeon#6865

Invalid <space> argument given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[rapid cipher]

&roulette 300 black

[spice ruin]

TotallyNotNeon#6865

You have placed a bet of 300 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: black 20!

Winners:
@rapid cipher won 600

[rapid cipher]

cool

&crime

[spice ruin]

TotallyNotNeon#6865

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 509 on the ground in the parking lot.

Reply #636497

[rapid cipher]

cooler

&bal

[spice ruin]

TotallyNotNeon#6865

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,101

Bank:

0

Total:

2,101

Feb 5, 2022, 2:50 AM

[uncut scaffold]

&lb

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

11. ombri#5658 • 3,713
12. Scarce#6650 • 3,582
13. samsung#4396 • 3,160
14. Hzero#0179 • 2,767
15. macktheknife#0666 • 2,764
16. Mid#8635 • 2,683
17. ola.#5698 • 2,553
18. nv_#9394 • 2,522
19. Kidophile#4335 • 2,490
20. Wiinser#0728 • 2,454

Page 2/46 • Your leaderboard rank: 17th

[warm wharf]

Reminder @gleaming pumice: work

[warm wharf]

Reminder @gleaming pumice: Crime time

[flat vale]

&work

[spice ruin]

Wiinser#0728

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 281, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[carmine salmon]

&work

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 289 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[carmine salmon]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
6 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)

[carmine salmon]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,717

Bank:

0

Total:

2,717

Feb 5, 2022, 3:29 AM

[flat vale]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Wiinser#0728

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)

[flat vale]

oh shit

[carmine salmon]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Eclassic32#0032

Deposited 2,740 to your bank!

[flat vale]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Wiinser#0728

Deposited 2,792 to your bank!

[steel wing]

&bal

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

733

Bank:

5,704

Total:

6,437

Feb 5, 2022, 3:33 AM

[steel wing]

&roulette

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[steel wing]

&roulette 10 black

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

You must choose at least 100 for your bet.

[steel wing]

you cunt

&bal

[spice ruin]

quik#5071

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

733

Bank:

5,704

Total:

6,437

Feb 5, 2022, 3:33 AM

[slate shore]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

Deposited 2,239 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&bal

[steel wing]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

10,038

Total:

10,038

Feb 5, 2022, 3:33 AM

quik#5071

Deposited 733 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.1% (bank)
9 - <@&841795230915231814> | 0.2% (bank)
10 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)

[slate shore]

wait

wtf

[steel wing]

mayo changed them

[slate shore]

[steel wing]

bozo didn't know

[slate shore]

Why does premium

[steel wing]

[slate shore]

give less than member

[steel wing]

premium gives 0.2

[slate shore]

I CANT FUCKING

THINK

[steel wing]

retar

[slate shore]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHUT UP

[steel wing]

it's to keep newbies playin

[slate shore]

fair enough

[steel wing]

that'll be 500

[slate shore]

&give @steel wing 500

fuck

&give 500 @steel wing

Its also disabled 😏

[steel wing]

D[OSNMAO[FNMWQ[DNMSAF

[blazing spade]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Thevideogamer's Daily Coins

⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 12 minutes and 25 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 300)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Theresa May

"lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls pet

[visual comet]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[blazing spade]

pls balace

pls balance

[visual comet]

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😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 3:48 AM

[blazing spade]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's Rock :Rock:

Hunger

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23h and 59m until empty

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1d and 23h until empty

Fun

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1d and 23h until empty

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7h and 59m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)

Experience

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

You didn't give a valid response, so your rock currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!

[blazing spade]

a

pls pet

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's Rock (Dwanye) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(100%)
7h and 58m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat Dwanye.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!

[blazing spade]

Dwanye

pls beg

[visual comet]

Wumpus

"No way, you'll just use it to buy pink phallics"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls kill @umbral tartan

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer strangles MEE6.

Tip: We have a twitter (@dankmemerbot) and a subreddit (/r/dankmemer), come talk to us!

[blazing spade]

pls kill @visual comet

[visual comet]

Dank Memer tried to get crafty, but they accidentally cut themselves with the scissors.:scissors:

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Mr Mosby

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,431"

Multi Bonus: +220% (⏣ 984)

[blazing spade]

pls kill @visual comet

[visual comet]

Dank Memer gets struck by lightning.

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls bankrob

pls blakjack

pls dig

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 1,391/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 1,238/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,349/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,699/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls buy fake id

[visual comet]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 19,792
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 16,880 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 395,292

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 3:53 AM

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Cardi B

"No I already gave money to the last beggar"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Mr. Clean

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls drop

[visual comet]

Upcoming Drops:

Boxed Chocolates
Drops: <t:1644807600:f>

Cursed Pepe
Drops: <t:1645938000:f>

[knotty lantern]

Pls drop

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[visual comet]

Item Drops

This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!

@knotty lantern You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Upcoming Drops:

Boxed Chocolates
Drops: <t:1644807600:f>

Cursed Pepe
Drops: <t:1645938000:f>

[knotty lantern]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.10.0 is OUT!
Adventures
Top Command
and much more to explore!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/space-space-space-space

You are #340,285 to view this alert!

[blazing spade]

pls cime

pls crime

[visual comet]

Guess you are too scared

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You cannot work for 42 minutes and 33 seconds.

[uncut scaffold]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[uncut scaffold]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kevin Hart

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[uncut scaffold]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[uncut scaffold]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[uncut scaffold]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ola.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 100,102,673
Bank: ⏣ 2,392,120 / 2,397,021 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 109,882,983

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 3:55 AM

[uncut scaffold]

pls dep all

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 4,901

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,097,772

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,397,021

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Feb 5, 2022, 3:56 AM

What is the cost of this item?

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Oprah

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,164"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 791)

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[uncut scaffold]

привет еррор

[knotty lantern]

Привет Ола

[uncut scaffold]

и спокойной ночи

[blazing spade]

pls cirme

[knotty lantern]

Спокойной ночи

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,656. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,805)

[blazing spade]

yes

[knotty lantern]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Default Jonesy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 109"

Multi Bonus: +238% (⏣ 77)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Your Step-Sister

"begone thot"

Imagine begging LMAO

[knotty lantern]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
flashsell
Trade a certain number of items with Dank Memer for a random reward.
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls highlow

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 96. The hidden number was 9.

loser loser

[blazing spade]

HEY!

pls beg

[visual comet]

Default Jonesy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 893"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 607)

[blazing spade]

pls gamble

[visual comet]

@blazing spade You need to bet something.

[blazing spade]

pls gamble 298

[visual comet]

@blazing spade You can't bet less than ⏣ 1,000, sorry not sorry

[blazing spade]

balance

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 29,505
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 20,120 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 405,005

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 3:59 AM

[blazing spade]

pls gamble 1000

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 1,000

New Balance: ⏣ 28,505

Thevideogamer

Rolled 4

Dank Memer

Rolled 11

[blazing spade]

pls gamble 8505

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 28,505.

Thevideogamer

Rolled 8

Dank Memer

Rolled 8

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Paula Deen

"ew get away"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,999/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,987/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 5,000/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 5,000/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[blazing spade]

pls use laptop

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls postmems

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,901 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,567 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 1,065)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,902 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That fart you've been holding in

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 818"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 556)

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,842/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,714/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,994/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,997/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,693
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 21,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 411,693

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:03 AM

[blazing spade]

pls buy applle

[visual comet]

Successful Apple purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Apple and paid ⏣ 7,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

A stranger

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 312"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 212)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 4,412 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Fidget Spinner

[warm wharf]

Reminder @broken folio: work

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 172"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 117)

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,353/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,539/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,992/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,592/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls buy apple

[visual comet]

Successful Apple purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Apple and paid ⏣ 7,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls use apple

[visual comet]

You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 1x Apple left.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Mr. Beast

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 135"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 92)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,545 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Tidepod

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Feb 5, 2022, 4:11 AM

What is the type of this item?

Thevideogamer answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

Thevideogamer earned ⏣ 3,347

[warm wharf]

Reminder @steel wing: work

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kim Kardashian

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 266"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 181)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,069 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 31,951
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 23,480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 520,451

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:20 AM

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slick

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 281"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 191)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

The Rock

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,348"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 916)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Minecraft Steve

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 222"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 151)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You didn't answer in time, so no meme posted. What a loser.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Mr Mosby

"lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,472 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Guess you are too scared

[blazing spade]

no im not

pls crime

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[fallow sleet]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[visual comet]

That_HumanBeing committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[fallow sleet]

pls meme

[visual comet]

WHAT THE FUCK BRO

👍 10577 | 💬 97

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Default Jonesy

"Sorry, I just don't have money to spare"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,456 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[fallow sleet]

pls postmemes

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,980 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

A honey badger

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 933"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 634)

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 42,643
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 27,800 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 531,143

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:27 AM

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,980/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,427/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000— 1,717/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,481/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Elizabeth Warren

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Markiplier

"I only give money to my mommy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed CYBER BULLYING

You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.

imagine being so bad

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,559 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That guy you hate

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 213"

Multi Bonus: +212% (⏣ 145)

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 312

Reply #636335

[slate shore]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644042650:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 27 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,612 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 2,424)

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 54,027
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 30,080 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 547,527

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:31 AM

[blazing spade]

pls ebg

pls beg

[visual comet]

Queen Elizabeth

"I'm too poor"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Nye

"Back in my day we worked for a living"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Miley Cyrus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 280"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 188)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[blazing spade]

why

pls beg

[visual comet]

Miley Cyrus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 669"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 449)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed TAX EVASION

You saved ⏣ 2,135 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 1,433)

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.

[uncut scaffold]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[uncut scaffold]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Rihanna

"no u"

Imagine begging LMAO

[uncut scaffold]

pls work

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold What color was next to the word analyst?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 44,558 for an hour of work.

Working as a Scientist

[uncut scaffold]

pls bal

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ola.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 100,142,330
Bank: ⏣ 2,397,021 / 2,397,385 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 109,927,541

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:35 AM

[uncut scaffold]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 364

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 100,141,966

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 2,397,385

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[blazing spade]

why!!!!

pls beg

[visual comet]

Drake

"nope, nothing for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

Lady you tried to fool had a shotgun and shot you! That's just sad.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,743 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 59,854
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 30,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 553,354

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:36 AM

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,809/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,942/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,923/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,476/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 2

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut knoll: work

[blazing spade]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Shovel and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 34,854
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 30,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 553,354

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:37 AM

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Your mom

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,350 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 1,577)

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut scaffold: work

[blazing spade]

yessssssss!!!!!!!

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 2,189

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 1,469)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,824 for your funny efforts.

[uncut knoll]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 320

Reply #68

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Nye

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 268"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 180)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 3,141. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 2,108)

[uncut scaffold]

&work

[spice ruin]

ola.#5698

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 485.

Reply #636282

[uncut scaffold]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644043347:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,533 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[blazing spade]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,584/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,730/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,872/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,466/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 4

[blazing spade]

pls use laptop

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Default Jonesy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,630 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 1,094)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 42,789
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 32,240 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 562,789

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:45 AM

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Discord Dog

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,405 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 1,614)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,189 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 2,140)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Markiplier

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,101"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 739)

[blazing spade]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's Rock (Dwanye) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(96%)
23h and 1m until empty

Hygiene

(98%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(98%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(87%)
6h and 58m until empty

Love

(95%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug Dwanye, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Nicki Minaj

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 143"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 96)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed ARSON

You tried to set the police station on fire! They didn't appreciate it and kinda sorta.. shot you..

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,590 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Harry

"I need my money to buy airpods"

Imagine begging LMAO

[warm wharf]

Reminder @rapid cipher: work

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmes

pls postmemws

pls post ,em

pls potmemes

pls postemebdbd

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,071 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Life Saver

[blazing spade]

good

pls beg

[visual comet]

Carole Baskin

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,362"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 914)

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 15,964
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 36,320 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 590,964

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:50 AM

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,132 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 2,102)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 250"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 168)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Justin Bieber

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 852"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 572)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes'

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,584 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Sophie Turner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 736"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 494)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,204 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Selena Gomez

"I share money with no-one"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kim Jong Un

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,280"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 859)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,861 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Padlock

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 30,863
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 39,920 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 610,863

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 4:56 AM

[blazing spade]

pls buy apple

[visual comet]

Successful Apple purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Apple and paid ⏣ 7,500

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Airpod Jerk

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 125"

Multi Bonus: +204% (⏣ 84)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,186 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Pizza Slice

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fresh Bread ─ 2
ID bread ─ Sellable

Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Padlock ─ 3
ID padlock ─ Tool

Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[blazing spade]

pls use padlock

[visual comet]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 2x Padlock left.

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

You'll be able to use this command again in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 613"

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 406)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 29,287
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 41,720 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 942,287

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:00 AM

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jesus

"honestly stop asking me for coins"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

pice of cra-

pls beg

pls beg

[visual comet]

Hawka

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,122"

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 743)

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmems

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,889 for your funny efforts.

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Feb 5, 2022, 5:02 AM

What is the cost of this item?

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[blazing spade]

no u

pls beg

[visual comet]

Justin Bieber

"coin.exe has stopped working"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Apple ─ 2
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[blazing spade]

pls sell 1 cookie

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,480

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 980)

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,534 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Timmy

"bye jerk, no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 32,312
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 46,760 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 949,812

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:05 AM

[blazing spade]

pls gamble 2312

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's gambling game

Tie! You lost nothing!

You have ⏣ 32,312.

Thevideogamer

Rolled 9

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[blazing spade]

pls trade 2312

[visual comet]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kamala Harris

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 154"

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 102)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,869 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Nye

"nope, nothing for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,335
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 48,680 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 953,335

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:07 AM

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,886. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 1,911)

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[leaden echo]

pls rob

[blazing spade]

no u

pls beg

[visual comet]

Keemstar

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 595"

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 394)

[leaden echo]

i have 24k can u give me

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Woah now, slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,762 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jeff Kaplan

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 119"

Multi Bonus: +196% (⏣ 79)

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

What crime do you want to commit?
Pick an option below to commit one!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls crime

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,223 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls crime

[visual comet]

What crime do you want to commit?
Pick an option below to commit one!

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

good

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beyoncé

"No way, you'll just use it to buy pink phallics"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls crime

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Pick a meme to post to the internet!
Hopefully people will like it and give you some $$$$, but it's also possible they hate it and BREAK YOUR LAPTOP in a fit of rage.

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Demi Lovato

"no coins for you"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug !

[blazing spade]

yes

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,621 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 48,282
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 53,600 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 978,782

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:14 AM

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bongo Cat

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls rob

pls crime

[visual comet]

What crime do you want to commit?
Pick an option below to commit one!

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,086 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kylie Jenner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,763 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +188% (⏣ 1,151)

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jordan Peele

"I maxed my credit cards already"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 47,131
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 57,920 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 982,831

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:18 AM

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's inventory

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Apple ─ 2
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[blazing spade]

pls use worm

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Keemstar

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,711 for your funny efforts.

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 44,842
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 58,880 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 986,042

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:20 AM

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Shrek

"I have no money, sorry :("

Imagine begging LMAO

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[blazing spade]

pls crim

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer!

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's Rock (Dwanye) <:Rock:861584585250308106>

Hunger

(93%)
22h and 26m until empty

Hygiene

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Energy

(80%)
6h and 22m until empty

Love

(92%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug Dwanye, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[blazing spade]

pls lottery

[visual comet]

Action Canceled

You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!

[visual comet]

I guess that's a no, bro

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beyoncé

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 925"

Multi Bonus: +188% (⏣ 604)

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls crime

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 45,767
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 60,320 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 987,467

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:24 AM

[blazing spade]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slick

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,313 and a Rare Pepe"

Multi Bonus: +188% (⏣ 1,510)

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[blazing spade]

pls buy 2 laptops

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@blazing spade bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[blazing spade]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Thevideogamer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,080
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 60,320 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,034,780

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 5:26 AM

[blazing spade]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[blazing spade]

no u

pls beg

[visual comet]

Selena Gomez

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

This event has expired.

THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(

Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!

Feb 5, 2022, 5:28 AM

Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:

9 hits — 0/150 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(' event

Thevideogamer snagged ⏣ 3,940

[blazing spade]

yesssss

pls rich

[visual comet]

Net Worth Leaderboard

🥇 3,155,767,591 - abbie#0001
🥈 1,576,985,762 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 1,426,429,686 - Lisaaa.#0001
🔹 1,377,451,238 - ZivOfficial#7777
🔹 907,420,596 - merasmus#8558

Page 1 of 4

[broken folio]

&work

[spice ruin]

Scarce#6650

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 166

Reply #70

[broken folio]

-remind 3h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 3 hours from now (<t:1644050162:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[broken folio]

-delreminder -a

[warm wharf]

Cleared 2 reminders

[broken folio]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644046580:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[broken folio]

&top

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. Mbs0607#1337 • 10,972
2. quik#5071 • 6,469
3. Sven ♡#4884 • 6,376
4. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 5,940
5. Gnome#2234 • 5,493
6. Aen#0001 • 4,689
7. TCG-AGNG_PRYT#5230 • 4,630
8. _tsuki#8497 • 4,422
9. Syrme#9867 • 4,373
10. michasia#4656 • 3,868

Page 1/48 • Your leaderboard rank: 11th

[tawdry gulch]

?work

?collect

-work

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - jaw // afk#1001
🥈 1 - Chubbycheeks2611#0445
🥉 1 - Lisaaa.#0001

[tawdry gulch]

&work

[spice ruin]

Richardial!#1416

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 494

Reply #230200

[tawdry gulch]

&collect

[spice ruin]

Richardial!#1416

Role income successfully collected!

1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)

[tawdry gulch]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Richardial!#1416

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

2,468

Bank:

0

Total:

2,468

Feb 5, 2022, 6:06 AM

[blazing spade]

pls meme

[visual comet]

oh how the turntables

👍 36557 | 💬 407

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[slate shore]

pls deepfry

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[slate shore]

eh

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[slate shore]

pls sell rare fish

[visual comet]

@slate shore You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[slate shore]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Tip: We've got some sweet perks for being a donor, and it helps pay the developers! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.10.0 is OUT!
Adventures
Top Command
and much more to explore!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/space-space-space-space

You are #346,212 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

Mbs0607#1337

You walk dogs for 494.

Reply #636065

[slate shore]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644049965:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[uncut knoll]

&work

[spice ruin]

Hzero#0179

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 224!

Reply #203527

[warm wharf]

Reminder @uncut scaffold: work

[warm wharf]

Reminder @broken folio: work

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 453

Reply #54

[slate shore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

895

Bank:

3,980

Total:

4,875

Feb 5, 2022, 7:41 AM

[slate shore]

&dep all

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

Deposited 895 to your bank!

[slate shore]

&top

[spice ruin]

Opera GX Leaderboard

View the leaderboard online here.

1. Mbs0607#1337 • 11,873
2. quik#5071 • 6,469
3. Sven ♡#4884 • 6,376
4. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 6,188
5. Gnome#2234 • 5,493
6. _tsuki#8497 • 4,890
7. Aen#0001 • 4,689
8. TCG-AGNG_PRYT#5230 • 4,630
9. Syrme#9867 • 4,373
10. michasia#4656 • 4,233

Page 1/49 • Your leaderboard rank: 6th

[slate shore]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644054146:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[slate shore]

&bal

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

94

Bank:

4,875

Total:

4,969

Feb 5, 2022, 7:46 AM

[slate shore]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 89,624 messages

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​

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1st. #851421535642320906: 460 hours, 48 minutes
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Command s?stats top · Feb 5, 2022, 7:51 AM

[warm wharf]

Reminder @slate shore: work

[severe laurel]

&work

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You eat bananas for a living and get 350

Reply #636535

[severe laurel]

-remind 2h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1644058674:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[severe laurel]

&bal

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

400

Bank:

2,440

Total:

2,840

Feb 5, 2022, 8:58 AM

[severe laurel]

&bj 150

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Loss -150

**Your Hand**

Value: 17

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 19

[severe laurel]

Damn

&bap

&bal

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

250

Bank:

2,440

Total:

2,690

Feb 5, 2022, 8:58 AM

[severe laurel]

&bj 250

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Loss -250

**Your Hand**

Value: 16

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 21

[severe laurel]

$with 440

&bj 100

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have 0 in cash.

[severe laurel]

&with 440

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Withdrew 440 from your bank!

[severe laurel]

&bj 150

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Dealer bust 150

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 23

[severe laurel]

&bj 200

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Result: Push, money back

**Your Hand**

Value: 20

**Dealer Hand**

Value: 20

[severe laurel]

&bj 200

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

[severe laurel]

Mff

&bal

[spice ruin]

Kidophile#4335

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

590

Bank:

2,000

Total:

2,590

Feb 5, 2022, 8:59 AM

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That fart you've been holding in

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,560 and a Pizza Slice"

Multi Bonus: +75% (⏣ 669)

[slate shore]

pls buy alcohol

[visual comet]

Successful Alcohol purchase

@supple gust bought 1 Alcohol and paid ⏣ 12,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

pls sell alcohol

[visual comet]

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Successful Alcohol sale

You successfully sold 1x Alcohol for ⏣ 2,400

Thank you for your meme business

[slate shore]

...

pls pm

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,642 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Tidepod

[slate shore]

pls use daily

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin's Loot Haul!

⏣ 70,171
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

XP boost expires <t:1644053488:R>

1x Daily Box opened

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

fluffy._.penguin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 707,952
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,068,103 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 5,620,002

😏 · Feb 5, 2022, 9:13 AM

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Nye

"honestly stop asking me for coins"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[slate shore]

pls prestige

[visual comet]

Prestige 2 Requirements

Pocket Balance
⏣ 707,952/10,000,000
(7.1%)
Level Required
1/40
(2.5%)
Inventory Worth
⏣ 4,914,450/8,200,000
(59.9%)

Imagine thinking you can prestige already

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,567 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin searched the aeradella's home

You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,000.

Multi Bonus: +75% (⏣ 1,286)

[slate shore]

pls hl

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 1,397!

Your hint was 66. The hidden number was 83.

Multi Bonus: +75% (⏣ 599)

[slate shore]

&work

[spice ruin]

_tsuki#8497

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