🤖┃bot-commands

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roast
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say
Make the bot say whatever you want!
showerthoughts
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simprate
See how simp you are, 100% official score
spoiler
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stankrate
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pls antiantijoke

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Make sure to show your workings. No calculators allowed.

👍 13 | 💬 4

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pls antiantijoke

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What do you call a house with no walls?

A mush-house

👍 11 | 💬 1

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pls antiantijoke

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Two post men at the post office posting some post

"Hey, post man. Did you realise 'post' be an anagram for 'stop'?" Said one post man.

"Post man, you say this every day. Is it possible for me to realise something you say every day?" Replied post man.

"I post the post from the post office." Said the post man in the post office.

"In this instance you have stolen my capacity for realisation."

The first post man pulled out a post and said;

"Post this post for me then post man."

The post man took the post and checked the address. The post man made the post post. They both did. If a post man refuses to post a post, is it a post? Is it post?

"STOP!" Interjected the post man.

👍 6 | 💬 0

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pls antiantijoke

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I like my coffee like I

lookalike my coffee like I.

Lookalike my spilled at my balls like fucking scalding habanero like I lava-like my so god damn hot-a-like my maybe disabled like unable to work like my balls in bandages like my lawyer says my like I sue like my and get to court like I.

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Scarred with second degree burns.

👍 3 | 💬 1

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pls antiantijoke\

pls antiantijoke

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"Where are the fish in this aquarium?"

"They're at the bottom of the tanks. A problem with the water, you see."

"Well, tell them to swim around a bit. My son has come to view these fish and you're telling me that they're tired!"

"No, sir. You've misunderstood. Look, the fish aren't tired."

"Lazy, then? Come on, wake the sausages up. We've paid £50 each and the fish are asleep."

"They're dead, God damnit! They died last night, every single one. And I tell you, each of the bastards had a sinister goodbye, they did. It was full of bleakness and shivers for those fish, they quivered to their last, they eyeballed me, asking for help, but I couldn't do anything. It was too late. Then they flopped, one by one, to the bottom of the tank and I must mention here the sadness that stripped me of all my clothes."

"I'm not sure that was entirely necessary. Such graphic explanation."

"I wanted to spare your boy the details but you gave me no chance with your insistence. Perhaps squire, it would benefit you to be less forthcoming in the future. What do you say to that?"

"No, brother, let us fight. Fight here and now."

Father and aquarium assistant fought there amidst the baffled spectators, who all were disappointed by what they had seen so far today, but, upon witnessing this extravaganza, their eyes sparkled and they grew fins. Suddenly, everyone leapt and landed inside the fish tank and before they knew it people were watching them, tapping the glass and smiling.

"We did it," the voices muttered, "they're inside."

👍 3 | 💬 0

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pls antiantijoke

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An Alien walks into a bar.

Invisible forces clear a space for him.

👍 2 | 💬 0

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pls antiantijoke

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Make sure to show your workings. No calculators allowed.

👍 13 | 💬 4

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pls antijoke

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A black man walks into the post office on Martin Luther King Day.

"What the shit?" he says with astonishment. His voice echoes in the empty darkness. "Oh. That's right."

👍 369 | 💬 12

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pls antijoke

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"Oh no, the rubber ripped!"

- Alissa (21 y.o.) panics and runs into bathroom

- Alfred (24) needs new tires

-Lara (27) now has no pony-tail

- Ben (28) needs to hold his mask to his face

-David (29) watches his friend during bungee-jump

👍 205 | 💬 4

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pls antijoke

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Tip: With our image commands, you can basically make whatever memes you want!

I’m about to write the greatest joke of all time

The greatest joke of all time

👍 193 | 💬 8

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pls simprate @brittle scarab

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simp r8 machine

Olkie is 82% simp

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pls stankrate @brittle scarab

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stank r8 machine

Olkie is 92% stanky

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pls abandon @brittle scarab

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pls abandon do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ

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pls abondon anime

pls abandon anime

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pls abandon have you heard about raid shadow legends

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pls abandon i am trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

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pls airpods u a

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pls armor

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You need to provide text for the armor meme, try again

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pls armor pp in da poopoo no more

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pls bed pp

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pls boo

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You need to provide text for the ghost to say separated by a comma (,)

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pls boo ass, tits, personality

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You need to supply 2 arguments separated by , ​! You gave 3.

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pls boo ass, tits

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pls boo boo, i can see john cena

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pls cancer

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pls deepfry

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pls delet

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pls fuck

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You need to have two thing split by a comma for this. "pls fuck dwight, angela" for example

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pls fish

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Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

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pls fuck @brittle scarab @urban vault

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

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pls hunt

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You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

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pls beg

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Mickey Mouse

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 136"

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pls vote

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Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

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Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

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pls fuck @brittle scarab, @urban vault

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ayo what

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pls nothing @plain needle

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lol

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pls use daily

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fluffy._.penguin's Loot Haul!

⏣ 80,283
x2 - Chill Pill

1x Daily Box opened

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pls daily

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fluffy._.penguin's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Your next daily is ready in:
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Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

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ooh its shit

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish !

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pls beg

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Sophie Turner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 293"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 135)

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pls nothing my will to live

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pls satan

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm !

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pls satan

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pls satan @slate shore

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lol

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pls satan @brittle scarab

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lmao

pls fish

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lmoa

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

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pls shit piss

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pls beg

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pls work

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Jesus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 215"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 99)

You never fail to amaze me @plain needle. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 3048! 10000 + ⏣ 3048 an hour

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pls work

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@slate shore What color was next to the word stay?

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black

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TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,244 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

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...

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pls daily

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You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 54 minutes and 13 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

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i cant remember colours

pls fish

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Too spicy, take a breather

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

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pls fish

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pls beg

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object !

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Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

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pls pm

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,501 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

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pls hunt

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All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

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pls scout

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fluffy._.penguin searched the sewer

You found ⏣ 1,617, why the heck is this down here
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Garbage!

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 743)

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pls pm

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TheJoeFlowBro's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,445 for your funny efforts.

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pls stfu!

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pls crime

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fluffy._.penguin committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,171 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 998)

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no

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pls scout

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TheJoeFlowBro searched the bank

You found ⏣ 1,685, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 1,217)

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pls hl

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fluffy._.penguin's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 31. The hidden number was 23.

loser loser

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls hunt

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Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

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pls hl

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TheJoeFlowBro's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 2,492!

Your hint was 7. The hidden number was 17.

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 1,800)

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pls beg

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Jimmy Neutron

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 204"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 94)

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pls pm

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

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pls scout

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fluffy._.penguin searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 1,318, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 606)

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pls use landmine

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You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 72x Landmine left.

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pls pm

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TheJoeFlowBro's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,543 for your funny efforts.

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pls beg

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Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

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pls search

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Slow it down bud

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

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pls spank @brittle scarab

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pls crime

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fluffy._.penguin committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

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ey

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spankings

kinky

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😉

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pls wrap @slate shore

warp

oof

pls warp @slate shore

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ayy what

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pls warp

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pls warp

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pls youtube

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You need to put some text in your comment, try again.

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lmao

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?dynoavata

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pls youtube olkie

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?dynoavatar

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fluffy.\_.penguin#6075

Dyno Avatar

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?dynoavatar

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TheJoeFlowBro#0100

Dyno Avatar

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urs is better

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?dynoavatar

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Olkie#3921

Dyno Avatar

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lol

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pls whothisis @brittle scarab

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

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pls whothisis @brittle scarab Bill Gates

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pls fish

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Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

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pls dig

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pls pm

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,273 for your funny efforts.

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pls beg

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Dat boi

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 663"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 305)

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pls work

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pls dig

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Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 30 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

@plain needle Click the buttons in correct order!

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Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,048 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

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poggers

pls 4chan

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WOAH! NSFW not allowed here!

Use NSFW commands in a NSFW marked channel (look in channel settings, dummy)

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oh oops

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lol

whats 4chan?

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idk

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pls slap @slate shore

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Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff

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🤡

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pls spank @brittle scarab

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pls spank @slate shore

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bad little girl

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im sowwy

pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note !

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pls dig

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pls hunt

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

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pls beg

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pls hunt

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Chungus

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 239"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 110)

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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

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pls pm

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pls work

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@plain needle You need to wait 57m and 41s until you can work again!

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,579 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

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pls pm

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TheJoeFlowBro's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,096 for your funny efforts.

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pls scout

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fluffy._.penguin searched the mailbox

You found ⏣ 1,083, cool?

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 498)

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pls fish

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Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

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pls crimew

pls crime

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fluffy._.penguin committed TAX EVASION

You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!

imagine being so bad

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pls crime

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TheJoeFlowBro committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,975 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 2,871)

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pls hl

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fluffy._.penguin's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 54. The hidden number was 95.

loser loser

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..

pls beg

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B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 483"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 222)

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pls fish

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Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk !

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pls hunt

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Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Jan 21, 2022, 4:13 PM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 2.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

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pls pm

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,345 for your funny efforts.

fluffy._.penguin answered first!

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Results for 'What an absolute gamer' event

fluffy._.penguin hustled ⏣ 7,086 and 1 Normie Box

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pls use normie

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fluffy._.penguin's Loot Haul!

⏣ 33,429
x1 - Hunting Rifle

1x Normie Box opened

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pls use daily

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fluffy._.penguin's Loot Haul!

⏣ 92,018
x3 - Laptop

1x Daily Box opened

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nice

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pls use daily

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You don't own this item??

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sad

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do this

pls vote

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Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

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do that

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pls vote

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Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

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and do both and u get it

10 min cooldown for it

pls use bank

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You have 14 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

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pls use daily

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TheJoeFlowBro's Loot Haul!

⏣ 27,716
x5 - Purple Phallic Object

1x Daily Box opened

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14

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Used

14x

Added Bank Space

⏣ 730,070

Total Bank Space

⏣ 5,507,031

In total, you expanded your storage by ⏣ 5,024,631 (91.2%)

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oh?

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pls use daily

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You don't own this item??

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its 10 min cooldown

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i vote twice

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do it on both websites

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i did

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oh well i do but idk

pls fish

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Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls hunt

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Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

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weird

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pls beg

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Discord Dog

"alright thot, be gone now"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls pm

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fluffy._.penguin's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

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i has to go

bubaiiii

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okie

pls scout

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fluffy._.penguin searched the dog

The dog wasn't done with that, and bit you.

no stonks 4 u

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bye

pls crime

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fluffy._.penguin committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

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pls hl

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fluffy._.penguin's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 70. The hidden number was 38.

loser loser

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pls scratch 1000

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fluffy._.penguin's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,400

You won ⏣ 400 in total
You now have ⏣ 5,826,425

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

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pls scratch 10000

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fluffy._.penguin's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,000

You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 5,819,425

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

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dam

pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish !

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pls dep all

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Deposited

⏣ 1,351,817

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 4,467,608

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 5,510,031

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pls hunt

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All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

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]pls dig

pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls beg

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Bill Nye

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 247"

Multi Bonus: +85% (⏣ 114)

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s?t

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5th. @sick tulip: 56 hours, 41 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 649 hours, 14 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 290 hours, 54 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 233 hours, 41 minutes
3rd. #851421832426422312: 65 hours, 8 minutes
4th. #851421469782441995: 43 hours
5th. #722794865682808846: 16 hours, 31 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 21, 2022, 4:44 PM

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

[slate shore]

pls pro

pls profile

[visual comet]

fluffy._.penguin's profile

Title: Dank Memer
Badges:

Level

40

Experience

4,051/4,100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 4,467,855
Bank: ⏣ 5,510,031
Net: ⏣ 28,626,128
Coin Multi: 85%
Gamble Multi: 17%

Inventory

58 items (1,189 total) worth ⏣ 18,648,242

Misc

2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
5,024,631 bank note space
18 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,292 commands issued
3% tax
Works as a House Wife

Active Items

Fake ID - 2d left
Landmine - 23h left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[slate shore]

/levels

dam

[slate shore]

...

uve been her longer than me

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Elon Musk

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 525"

Multi Bonus: +37% (⏣ 142)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[slate shore]

pls daily

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1642542459:R>

Mbs0607's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 55 minutes and 23 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

Mbs0607 searched the god's own place

You found ⏣ 3,125, guess what, God is indeed gracious!

Multi Bonus: +37% (⏣ 844)

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!

[slate shore]

ad au sl vo li

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[slate shore]

poggers

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 46,917

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 0

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 985,482

[uncut scaffold]

?afk

[keen spire]

@uncut scaffold I set your AFK: AFK

[tawdry ivy]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[tawdry ivy]

pls work

[visual comet]

@tawdry ivy You need to wait 59m and 41s until you can work again!

[tawdry ivy]

pls bal

[visual comet]

vojtana's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 218,075
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 7,640 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 21, 2022, 5:21 PM

[tawdry ivy]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 750,000— 0/100 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 6 of 6

[tawdry ivy]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 7,640

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 210,435

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 7,640

[tawdry gulch]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 94,727 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 29,316 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 23,148 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 16,029 messages
4th. @rare coral: 13,458 messages
5th. @nocturne kraken: 12,776 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 458,785 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 268,983 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 51,964 messages
3rd. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 49,278 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 45,572 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,988 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 55 minutes

1st. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. @gentle venture: 89 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 78 hours, 7 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 75 hours, 48 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 56 hours, 41 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 649 hours, 14 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 290 hours, 54 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 233 hours, 41 minutes
3rd. #851421832426422312: 65 hours, 8 minutes
4th. #851421469782441995: 43 hours
5th. #722794865682808846: 16 hours, 31 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 21, 2022, 6:08 PM

[slate shore]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 94,774 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 29,328 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 23,154 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 16,029 messages
4th. @rare coral: 13,487 messages
5th. @nocturne kraken: 12,776 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 459,094 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 269,081 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 52,005 messages
3rd. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 49,344 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 45,667 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 42,997 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 55 minutes

1st. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. @gentle venture: 89 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 78 hours, 7 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 75 hours, 48 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 56 hours, 41 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 649 hours, 22 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 290 hours, 54 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 233 hours, 49 minutes
3rd. #851421832426422312: 65 hours, 8 minutes
4th. #851421469782441995: 43 hours
5th. #722794865682808846: 16 hours, 31 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 21, 2022, 6:50 PM

[slate shore]

pls daily

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1642529145:R>

_tsuki's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 5 minutes and 37 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

_tsuki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 111,686
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,660,255 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 21, 2022, 6:54 PM

[minor lily]

pls itemlb blo

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - QuV.#5969

[minor lily]

pls itemlb cxorp

[visual comet]

Cxorpy's Scepter rankings

🥇 1 - mr.poop#3893

[minor lily]

pls itemlb letter

[visual comet]

no one has that item here (or they're not cached)

[slate shore]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 95,086 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 29,355 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 23,197 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 16,268 messages
4th. @rare coral: 13,490 messages
5th. @nocturne kraken: 12,776 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 460,375 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 269,772 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 52,010 messages
3rd. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 49,615 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 45,921 messages
5th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 43,057 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 393 hours, 34 minutes

1st. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 29 minutes
2nd. @gentle venture: 89 hours, 50 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 78 hours, 7 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 76 hours, 27 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 56 hours, 41 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 652 hours, 1 minute

1st. #851421771181326377: 290 hours, 54 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 236 hours, 28 minutes
3rd. #851421832426422312: 65 hours, 8 minutes
4th. #851421469782441995: 43 hours
5th. #722794865682808846: 16 hours, 31 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 21, 2022, 8:17 PM

[slate shore]

s?me

[rare dew]

@ionic sail (_tsuki#8497)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1634669403:D> (<t:1634669403:R>)
Created On: <t:1521545485:D> (<t:1521545485:R>)
User ID: 425617358099578881

Most Active Channels

Message: #👾┃general: 15,876 messages
Voice: No data.

Messages

30 Days: 16,268 messages
7 Days: 2,217 messages
24 Hours: 239 messages

Voice

30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

Quick Links

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Command s?stats me · Jan 21, 2022, 8:17 PM

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

_tsuki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 111,686
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,660,255 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 21, 2022, 8:17 PM

[slate shore]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 11d, 21h and 44s
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[rare dew]

@fathom socket (Spierdalando#4294)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1641365961:D> (<t:1641365961:R>)
Created On: <t:1605785530:D> (<t:1605785530:R>)
User ID: 778945716252835850

Most Active Channels

Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 233 messages
Voice: No data.

Messages

30 Days: 235 messages
7 Days: 168 messages
24 Hours: 108 messages

Voice

30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

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Command s?stats me · Jan 21, 2022, 8:31 PM

[umbral tartan]

✯𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓸𝓷, you need to wait 18 seconds to use that command again.

✯𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓸𝓷, you need to wait 4 seconds to use that command again.

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - QuV.#5969

[torpid robin]

Pls work

[visual comet]

You never fail to amaze me @torpid robin. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 3048! 10000 + ⏣ 3048 an hour

Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote

[torpid robin]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@torpid robin What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,048 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 100

[visual comet]

You can't bet less than 1,000 coins, sorry not sorry

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 179,576 still.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♦ A ♣ 8
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♦ J
Total - 19

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,102. You now have ⏣ 180,678.
You won 45% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♣ Q ♣ 5 ♠ 2
Total - 17

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 3 ♠ K ♥ 9
Total - 22

[slate shore]

!arnk

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - QuV.#5969

[eternal mason]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work for Twitch Streamer - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,914 for an hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[eternal mason]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Alex.ninja's Cat (Charly) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(100%)
15h and 58m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 58m until empty

Fun

(100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Energy

(100%)
4h and 46m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(98 / 100)
Level 24

Last Action

You hug Charly, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@eternal mason Charly leveled up! 23 → 24
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@eternal mason Click the buttons in correct order!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[eternal mason]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Alex.ninja's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 5,100 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[eternal mason]

nice

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[eternal mason]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[eternal mason]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[eternal mason]

alr

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Fresh Bread (⏣ 1,625)
x1 Junk (⏣ 650)
x1 Rare Fish (⏣ 8,125)

Total: ⏣ 10,400 (225% multi)

[visual comet]

Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

[eternal mason]

pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 650

Multi Bonus: +225% (⏣ 450)

[eternal mason]

nice

pls dep all

[visual comet]

Deposited

⏣ 13,920

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 2,910,269

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 61,680

[eternal mason]

-remind in 13h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in less than 1 second from now (<t:1642803538:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

Reminder @eternal mason: 13h work

[eternal mason]

BRO

-remind 13h work

[warm wharf]

Set a reminder in 13 hours from now (<t:1642850347:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[umbral tartan]

You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.

[visual comet]

Richest users in **Opera GX**

(#89) - 5,710,261 - ➶ βrēຟ ➷#0463

🥇 65,752,116 - CSX#0708
🥈 56,444,708 - Semmie#0001
🥉 43,691,194 - calvisnhjdhasbdjfh#5021
🔹 43,081,477 - ! Błűě !#0219
🔹 41,393,142 - LordVader#1977
🔹 36,217,963 - Anxiety#0807
🔹 35,514,024 - San.#0001
🔹 35,335,289 - M̷̖͝o̶̝͝r̷͈̽ï̷͙✽#4747
🔹 33,483,701 - (っ◔◡◔)っ👌BobChicken👌#5741
🔹 32,996,099 - Alphaspiderman#5054

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[slate shore]

plz dep all

hello

nvm

[signal harbor]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@signal harbor What color was next to the word stay?

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[signal harbor]

Fuck

[signal harbor]

Oh hell yeah

[signal harbor]

Awooga awooga

[fallen kelp]

.team

[slate shore]

Good

[junior rivet]

Pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@junior rivet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

@junior rivet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[junior rivet]

Pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Update 9.8.0 is now live!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/tax-the-rich

You are #762,687 to view this alert!

[junior rivet]

Pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[junior rivet]

Pls discord mod

[visual comet]

Random Discord Meme

GoldenYoshi924#7602 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@junior rivet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[junior rivet]

pls use newplayerpack

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

GoldenYoshi924's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[junior rivet]

Pls use meme

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Loot Haul!

⏣ 294,786
x10 - Cookie

1x Meme Box opened

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

GoldenYoshi924's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 299,786
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 2:54 AM

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

[junior rivet]

Pls buy

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[junior rivet]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Sell Command

Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 736

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 536)

[junior rivet]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,537/2,000 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,924/2,000 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 0/350 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 5 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 300,522
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 3:00 AM

[junior rivet]

Pls buy keyboard

[visual comet]

Successful Keyboard purchase

@junior rivet bought 1 Keyboard and paid ⏣ 100,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[junior rivet]

Pls buy mouse

[visual comet]

Successful Mouse purchase

@junior rivet bought 1 Mouse and paid ⏣ 100,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable

Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell junk

[visual comet]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1x Junk for ⏣ 736

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 536)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell fish

[visual comet]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,761

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 2,011)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell cookie

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,840

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,340)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell cookiesx9

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,840

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,340)

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's meme posting session

You didn't answer in time, so no meme posted. What a loser.

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 8
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 4,619 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Life Saver

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat :PetCat:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Fun

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
4h and 47m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)

Experience

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

Awww! You bought a cute little Cat!
What name do you want to give to your cat? Enter a name in chat now!

You didn't give a valid response, so your cat currently has no name. You can rename them at any time!

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(100%)
15h and 57m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 57m until empty

Fun

(100%)
15h and 57m until empty

Energy

(99%)
4h and 45m until empty

Love

(100%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat your cat.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[visual comet]

What name do you want to give to your cat? Enter a name in chat now!

[junior rivet]

Fuzzball

Pls fuzzball

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(100%)
15h and 56m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 56m until empty

Fun

(100%)
15h and 56m until empty

Energy

(99%)
4h and 44m until empty

Love

(99%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You hug Fuzzball, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 8
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell cookie

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,840

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,340)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell cookie

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,840

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,340)

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

flashsell
Trade a certain number of items with Dank Memer for a random reward.
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 6
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell duck

[visual comet]

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 6,440

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 4,690)

[junior rivet]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

[junior rivet]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

You'll be able to use this command again in 33 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 6
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell ladybug

[visual comet]

Successful Ladybug sale

You successfully sold 1x Ladybug for ⏣ 11,041

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 8,041)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell cookie

[visual comet]

Successful Cookie sale

You successfully sold 1x Cookie for ⏣ 1,840

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,340)

[junior rivet]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,319
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,960 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 3:16 AM

[junior rivet]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Deer !

[junior rivet]

Pls sell deer

[visual comet]

Successful Deer sale

You successfully sold 1x Deer for ⏣ 7,360

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 5,360)

[junior rivet]

Pls multiplier

[visual comet]

Multiplier Command

This command shows you your total multipliers right now. Learn more about multipliers at this link: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/multipliers

GoldenYoshi924's Multipliers

Total Multi: 268% (max of 500%)

Vote Reminder On (+3%)
Tips Enabled (+15%)
New User Level 0 - (+250%)

3/32 Active

[junior rivet]

Pls vacation

[visual comet]

Vacation Command

This command will allow you to take a vacation from the bot, preserving your daily streak and pet stats. You pay more money the higher stats/streak you have, and vacation is ended if you run ANY commands after starting the vacation.

specify for how many days you're going on vacation stupid

[junior rivet]

2

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(99%)
15h and 50m until empty

Hygiene

(99%)
23h and 50m until empty

Fun

(99%)
15h and 50m until empty

Energy

(97%)
4h and 37m until empty

Love

(98%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat Fuzzball.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[junior rivet]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,437/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,878/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls buy grind pack

[visual comet]

Successful Grind Pack purchase

@junior rivet bought 1 Grind Pack and paid ⏣ 1,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[junior rivet]

Pls use grindpack

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Pack Contents!

x1 - Lucky Horseshoe
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fidget Spinner
x1 - Tidepod

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 5
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 3
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls use mouse

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[junior rivet]

Pls stream

[visual comet]

Streaming Simulator

This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!

Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>

GoldenYoshi924's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1642821656:R>

Viewers

10

XP

0

Streaming

Minecraft

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[junior rivet]

Pls buy sound card

Pls buy soundcard

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[junior rivet]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000— 3,706/5,000 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 30,000— 4,920/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,776/2,000 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 4 of 6

[junior rivet]

Pls sell tidepod

[visual comet]

Successful Tidepod sale

You successfully sold 1x Tidepod for ⏣ 6,000

Thank you for your meme business

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 5
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 3
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[junior rivet]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[junior rivet]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,552/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,464/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,703/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 1 of 6

[junior rivet]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,238 for your funny efforts.

[junior rivet]

Ple balance

Pls balance

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 49,917
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,440 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 3:28 AM

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(98%)
15h and 40m until empty

Hygiene

(99%)
23h and 40m until empty

Fun

(98%)
15h and 40m until empty

Energy

(93%)
4h and 27m until empty

Love

(97%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 0

Last Action

You pat Fuzzball.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

GoldenYoshi924's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 30 minutes and 32 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[junior rivet]

Pls prop

Pls drop

[visual comet]

Item Drops

This command shows upcoming limited time/limited stock items coming to the shop. These are usually some of the more rare items in the entire bot. They are often expensive to buy as drops, but they also usually trade for more than it cost to buy them during drops if you wait them out for collectors wanting to get some!

Upcoming Drops:

Enchanted Badosz's Card
Drops: <t:1643691600:f>

[junior rivet]

Pls vacation 3

[visual comet]

Vacation

You want to take a 3 day vacation.

Every day will cost you: ⏣ 20,000
- ⏣ 20,000
- + ⏣ 0 (daily streak upkeep cost)
- + ⏣ 0 (stream streak upkeep cost)
- + ⏣ 0 (marriage upkeep cost)
- + ⏣ 0 (pet upkeep cost)
- + ⏣ 0 (work upkeep cost)

This vacation will cost you ⏣ 60,000 in total

:warning: WARNING: If you run any command besides 'pls vacation', your vacation will be over immediately!

[junior rivet]

Pls vacation 1

[visual comet]

you need to take min 3 days, it's vacation, not a weekend lol

[signal iris]

?help

?me

?whois @signal iris

[keen spire]

Galaxy201#1396

@signal iris

Joined

Sun, Jan 16, 2022 11:46 PM

Registered

Sun, Oct 31, 2021 12:37 PM

Roles [4]

<@&768417739777507328> <@&733424855038296064> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722534621484679219>

ID: 904348259236085760 · Jan 22, 2022, 4:16 AM

[slate shore]

pls abandon I play spike rush on valorant

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[sick tulip]

S?me

[rare dew]

@sick tulip (michasia#4656)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1597094612:D> (<t:1597094612:R>)
Created On: <t:1546777521:D> (<t:1546777521:R>)
User ID: 531448185235832849

Most Active Channels

Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 5,390 messages
Voice: #851421535642320906: 44 hours, 42 minutes

Messages

30 Days: 9,871 messages
7 Days: 2,297 messages
24 Hours: 173 messages

Voice

30 Days: 56 hours, 41 minutes
7 Days: 13 hours, 25 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

Quick Links

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Command s?stats me · Jan 22, 2022, 7:18 AM

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 179,678.
You lost 53% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♥ 5 ♥ K ♦ 9
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ J ♦ 10
Total - 20

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 178,678.
You lost 55% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♦ Q ♣ 4 ♣ Q
Total - 27

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 5 ♣ 10
Total - 15

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 177,678.
You lost 56% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♣ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 10 ♥ J
Total - 20

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 176,678.
You lost 58% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ J ♠ 5 ♦ 4
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ J ♦ Q
Total - 20

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): The dealer got to 21 before you.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 175,678.
You lost 59% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♦ 5 ♦ A ♥ 3
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♥ 9 ♣ 5
Total - 21

This event has expired.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

Jan 22, 2022, 8:05 AM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

felinka snagged ⏣ 3,302

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 177,980.
You lost 60% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♥ Q ♥ 4 ♠ 2 ♥ 9
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ Q ♦ 3
Total - 13

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 177,980 still.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♥ 6 ♠ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 8
Total - 18

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,703. You now have ⏣ 179,683.
You won 39% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♠ 10
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♠ 10 ♥ 8
Total - 22

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (19) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 178,683.
You lost 59% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♣ 10 ♣ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ J ♦ 3 ♦ 7
Total - 20

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 177,683.
You lost 61% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♦ 10 ♣ 5 ♥ 8
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 5 ♥ 9
Total - 14

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 1,905. You now have ⏣ 179,588.
You won 38% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♥ 3 ♠ 2 ♦ 7
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ K ♣ 6 ♠ K
Total - 26

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 178,588.
You lost 60% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ 6 ♥ 8 ♣ 9
Total - 23

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 4 ♣ 7
Total - 11

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (20)
You lost ⏣ 1,000. You now have 177,588.
You lost 61% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♦ K
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ A ♣ 3 ♥ 6
Total - 20

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[torpid robin]

Pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

felinka's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 607. You now have ⏣ 178,195.
You won 38% of the games.

felinka (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♦ J
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 6 ♣ 6 ♥ K
Total - 22

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - QuV.#5969

[slate shore]

s?t

[rare dew]

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Command s?stats top · Jan 22, 2022, 10:46 AM

[slate shore]

?av

[keen spire]

\_tsuki#8497

Avatar

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - QuV.#5969

[warm wharf]

Reminder @eternal mason: work

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 6,020 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

_tsuki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 117,706
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,660,495 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 11:20 AM

[slate shore]

pls daily

[visual comet]

_tsuki's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 39 minutes and 44 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls sell skunk

[visual comet]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1x Skunk for ⏣ 3,650

Multi Bonus: +192% (⏣ 2,400)

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[umbral tartan]

You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.

[slate shore]

Heyy

[vernal radish]

hi

[slate shore]

I am new to discord

[nocturne saddle]

@everyone

@everyone

@everyone

@everyone

@everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone

XD

[vernal radish]

ok

[slate shore]

Can you help me

[vernal radish]

sure

[slate shore]

How to join groups makes bots here

[vernal radish]

?

[slate shore]

I don't how to find chating grp heree

😩

[vernal radish]

ok

ummmmmm

dm me

[slate shore]

Mmmmm

Okk

[tawdry ivy]

pls work

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

@tawdry ivy Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,120 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[tawdry ivy]

pls work

[visual comet]

@tawdry ivy You need to wait 59m and 40s until you can work again!

[tawdry ivy]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!

vojtana's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 214,555
Bank: ⏣ 7,640 / 8,360 (91.4%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 12:06 PM

[tawdry ivy]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,998/2,000 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Bank Note (1) — ⏣ 250,000— 0/350 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (1) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 5 of 6

[tawdry ivy]

pls buy keyboard

[visual comet]

Successful Keyboard purchase

@tawdry ivy bought 1 Keyboard and paid ⏣ 100,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[tawdry ivy]

pls byu

pls buy mouse

[visual comet]

Successful Mouse purchase

@tawdry ivy bought 1 Mouse and paid ⏣ 100,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[tawdry ivy]

pls use mouse

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[tawdry ivy]

pls inv

[visual comet]

vojtana's inventory

Owned Items

Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 10
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[tawdry ivy]

pls use mouse

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[tawdry ivy]

pls use keyboard

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[tawdry ivy]

ok

pls stream

[visual comet]

Streaming Simulator

This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!

Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>

vojtana's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1642853294:R>

Viewers

10

XP

0

Streaming

Crab Game

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0

[tawdry ivy]

pls stream

[visual comet]

vojtana's Stream Manager

Level

0

Last Live

<t:1642853399:R>

Peak Viewers

10

XP

1

Last Streamed Game

Crab Game

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0 | You streamed recently. Wait at least half an hour to stream again!

[tawdry ivy]

pls stream

[visual comet]

vojtana's Stream Manager

Level

0

Last Live

<t:1642853399:R>

Peak Viewers

10

XP

1

Last Streamed Game

Crab Game

Sponsors

0

Streak: 0 | You streamed recently. Wait at least half an hour to stream again!

[tawdry ivy]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 25,000— 4,822/5,000 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 30,000— 4,323/5,000 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 3 of 6

[tawdry ivy]

pls buy fidget spinner

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[tawdry ivy]

pls bal

[visual comet]

vojtana's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 14,555
Bank: ⏣ 7,640 / 8,840 (86.4%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 12:10 PM

[tawdry ivy]

pls with all

[visual comet]

Withdraw Command

This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.

[visual comet]

Withdrawn

⏣ 7,640

Current Wallet Balance

⏣ 22,195

Current Bank Balance

⏣ 0

[tawdry ivy]

pls buy fidget spinner

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[tawdry ivy]

crap

[uneven karma]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[slate shore]

?rps opera gx

[keen spire]

You chose Opera. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[slate shore]

?rps opera-gx

[keen spire]

You chose Opera-gx. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[slate shore]

sadly this gaming browser is not strong enough

😔

[umbral tartan]

Sven [CEO of Chat Lurk] - GX MC, you need to wait 52 seconds to use that command again.

[somber trellis]

?afk

[keen spire]

@somber trellis I set your AFK: AFK

[tawdry gulch]

s?t

[rare dew]

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5th. @steel wing: 12,404 messages
​

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Top Channel Sum: 457,193 messages

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Top Member Sum: 398 hours, 21 minutes

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Command s?stats top · Jan 22, 2022, 5:47 PM

[eternal mason]

pls work

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

@eternal mason Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,305 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[eternal mason]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Alex.ninja's Cat (Charly) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
23h and 59m until empty

Fun

(98%)
15h and 40m until empty

Energy

(100%)
4h and 46m until empty

Love

(99%)

Experience

(44 / 100)
Level 26

Last Action

You pat Charly.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@eternal mason Charly leveled up! 24 → 25
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@eternal mason What was the emoji?

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

@eternal mason Charly leveled up! 25 → 26
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

@eternal mason Charly found a Normie Box for you!

[eternal mason]

Nice

pls use normie

[visual comet]

Alex.ninja's Loot Haul!

⏣ 95,362
x3 - Common Fish

1x Normie Box opened

[eternal mason]

Nice

[uncut scaffold]

pls work

[visual comet]

@uncut scaffold What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 38,246 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

[uncut scaffold]

pls daily

[visual comet]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 33 minutes and 31 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[uncut scaffold]

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[uncut scaffold]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[uncut scaffold]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[uncut scaffold]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[uncut scaffold]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Hannah Montana

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,093 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +78% (⏣ 479)

[junior rivet]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 28 minutes and 39 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) :PetCat:

Hunger

:Bar1Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (49%)
7h and 48m until empty

Hygiene

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (67%)
16h and 2m until empty

Fun

:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (13%)
2h and 3m until empty

Energy

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (91%)
4h and 23m until empty

Love

:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (55%)

Experience

:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (29 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 86 to take Fuzzball to the art gallery
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@junior rivet Fuzzball leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

@junior rivet What color was next to the word puss?

@junior rivet What color was next to the word cat?

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(49%)
7h and 47m until empty

Hygiene

(67%)
16h and 2m until empty

Fun

(37%)
5h and 53m until empty

Energy

(91%)
4h and 22m until empty

Love

(61%)

Experience

(50 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You and Fuzzball went full SICKO MODE

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@junior rivet What color was next to the word whiskers?

[junior rivet]

Pls pet

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's Cat (Fuzzball) <:PetCat:861998648607113236>

Hunger

(100%)
15h and 59m until empty

Hygiene

(95%)
22h and 44m until empty

Fun

(72%)
11h and 28m until empty

Energy

(98%)
4h and 42m until empty

Love

(91%)

Experience

(99 / 100)
Level 1

Last Action

You bought a battle pass for Fuzzball, costing you ⏣ 96

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[manic osprey]

s?t

[rare dew]

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1st. @gentle venture: 28,656 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 23,562 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 16,295 messages
4th. @rare coral: 13,301 messages
5th. @steel wing: 12,405 messages
​

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Top Channel Sum: 458,406 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 268,047 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 50,397 messages
3rd. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 50,191 messages
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Top Member Sum: 398 hours, 21 minutes

1st. @sand zodiac: 94 hours, 40 minutes
2nd. @gentle venture: 89 hours, 33 minutes
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​

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Top Channel Sum: 661 hours, 21 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 294 hours, 44 minutes
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3rd. #851421832426422312: 65 hours, 8 minutes
4th. #851421469782441995: 42 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #722794865682808846: 16 hours, 31 minutes
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Command s?stats top · Jan 22, 2022, 7:07 PM

[hallow otter]

S?me

[rare dew]

@hallow otter (nv_#9394)

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User Info

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Command s?stats me · Jan 22, 2022, 7:20 PM

[eternal mason]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,914 for an hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[junior rivet]

Pls job list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[junior rivet]

Pls choose discord mod

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924, I choose discord

Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!

[junior rivet]

Pls settings

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's settings for Dank Memer

You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.

Warning Confirmations - confirmations - Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a confirmation warning before sending a large amount of coins, items, or expensive purchases.

Confirmation Number - confirmationNumber - 100000
The value that a confirmation will trigger at.

Texts - texts - Enabled
Toggles whether or not users are able to send you messages via their cellphones (in game item, not real phones pepega).

Family Friendly Mode - familyFriendly - Disabled
BETA: Toggles whether or not commands filter out most curse words and NSFW content.

Passive - passive - Disabled
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. On one hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc. Passive will expire if you don't run any commands for 3 days.

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[junior rivet]

Pls settings passive true

[visual comet]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!

[junior rivet]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@junior rivet You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[junior rivet]

Pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

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[junior rivet]

Pls choose job

[visual comet]

Well duh, I'm going to pick job if you only give me one choice
Next time give me more choices, seperated by commas.

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 5 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls work discord mod

[visual comet]

@junior rivet Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

[junior rivet]

Pls work

[visual comet]

@junior rivet Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[junior rivet]

Pls balance

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 77,637
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,280 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 22, 2022, 7:43 PM

[junior rivet]

Pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000— 2,955/5,000 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 30,000— 4,831/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!

Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!

Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,743/2,000 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Stock resets hourly | pls shop <item> for more item info ─ Page 4 of 6

[junior rivet]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[junior rivet]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 5
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 3
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish !

[junior rivet]

Pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[opal mulch]

!xp

!level

[junior rivet]

Pls sell jellyfish

[visual comet]

Successful Jelly Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Jelly Fish for ⏣ 25,440

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 17,440)

[opal mulch]

bruh how does MEE6 level system work

[junior rivet]

Type ! Rank, without the space

[opal mulch]

thanks

[junior rivet]

Np

Ishop

!shop

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Joe Exotic

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,721 and a Alcohol"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,180)

[junior rivet]

Pls search

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924 searched the basement

You found ⏣ 1,931, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Pepe Statue!

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,324)

[junior rivet]

Pls magik

[junior rivet]

Perfect

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Life Saver ─ 3
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool

Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell pepestatue

[visual comet]

@junior rivet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!

[junior rivet]

Pls settings

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's settings for Dank Memer

You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.

Warning Confirmations - confirmations - Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a confirmation warning before sending a large amount of coins, items, or expensive purchases.

Confirmation Number - confirmationNumber - 100000
The value that a confirmation will trigger at.

Texts - texts - Enabled
Toggles whether or not users are able to send you messages via their cellphones (in game item, not real phones pepega).

Family Friendly Mode - familyFriendly - Disabled
BETA: Toggles whether or not commands filter out most curse words and NSFW content.

Passive - passive - Enabled
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. On one hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc. Passive will expire if you don't run any commands for 3 days.

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[junior rivet]

Pls settings familyFriendly true

[visual comet]

Family Friendly Mode successfully changed to Enabled
The bot's content in response to your commands will now be safe for families (BETA)

[junior rivet]

Pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

flashsell
Trade a certain number of items with Dank Memer for a random reward.
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 7

[junior rivet]

Pls highlow

[visual comet]

Highlow Command

This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 2,430!

Your hint was 76. The hidden number was 29.

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,666)

[junior rivet]

Pls sell worm

[visual comet]

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,590

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 1,090)

[junior rivet]

Pls inventory

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 5
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[junior rivet]

Pls sell alchohol

[visual comet]

Successful Alcohol sale

You successfully sold 1x Alcohol for ⏣ 2,400

Thank you for your meme business

[junior rivet]

Pls postmemes

[visual comet]

GoldenYoshi924's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 2,777 for your funny efforts.

[umbral tartan]

FLOOPA TOP228, you need to wait 20 seconds to use that command again.

[raw garden]

s@me

s?me

[rare dew]

@raw garden (skuter#2004)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

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User Info

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Command s?stats me · Jan 22, 2022, 8:33 PM

[raw garden]

s? @maiden shore

[rare dew]

@maiden shore is not a valid command. Type s?help or s?aliases to see the list of valid commands. You can also read more about the bot in our documentation!

If you don't want to see this message anymore, an Admin can disable it with `s?toggle commandnotfound`; or on this server's dashboard.

[raw garden]

nvm

sorry for ping

[maiden shore]

s?me

[rare dew]

@maiden shore (favor#5668)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

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Joined On: <t:1611314667:D> (<t:1611314667:R>)
Created On: <t:1567451461:D> (<t:1567451461:R>)
User ID: 618160975513780301

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Command s?stats me · Jan 22, 2022, 8:34 PM

[maiden shore]

@raw garden here

[raw garden]

damn

it says im here a month

[maiden shore]

i actually joined 2020 august 4

damn

[last silo]

Pls itemlb blob

[visual comet]

Blob rankings

🥇 5 - Claw#0001
🥈 1 - QuV.#5969

[earnest storm]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 8 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1642711807:R>