🤖┃bot-commands

[keen spire]

@eternal mason I set your AFK: studying

[grizzled ridge]

!rnak

[ivory lantern]

pls marriage

[visual comet]

Your Marriage Status

To keep your marriage alive send each other money, gifts or play with each other.
Marriage level increases every week.
To see benefits/downsides type pls marriage levels
To divorce a person type pls marriage divorce

Level

0

Aen's Love

23%

Mayo's Love

23%

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

DugsMicha's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 23 minutes and 8 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

Tip: Have you read any of our blogs? https://dankmemer.lol/blogs

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #543,882 to view this alert!

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 27m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,185
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

DugsMicha's inventory

Owned Items

Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 19
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[cloud spoke]

pls marriage

[visual comet]

@cloud spoke You also unlocked 1 other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000

[visual comet]

Marriage in Dank Memer

Marriage comes with some small perks for the couple who is married. You earn the most valuable ones in the first few weeks, with some small benefits coming every so often down the line.
To marry someone, you must propose by buying an engagement ring from the shop and pls use ring on someone.
To upkeep your marriage, you must share/trade or play games together.

Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!

@cloud spoke You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

DugsMicha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,001
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 3,960 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:37 AM

[cloud spoke]

oh I thought i was married with a friend

did I work 12hs in a day?

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 26m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,185
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[cloud spoke]

what the fuck is this

[azure elbow]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 36

[cloud spoke]

pla bal

pls bal

[visual comet]

@cloud spoke You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

masita's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 652,899
Bank: ⏣ 11,195 / 16,640 (67.3%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:39 AM

A snowy owl and an owl made of snow.

hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot

[cloud spoke]

sick I got 500k for free

do I bet them or give them away?

[azure elbow]

pls marriage

[visual comet]

Marriage in Dank Memer

Marriage comes with some small perks for the couple who is married. You earn the most valuable ones in the first few weeks, with some small benefits coming every so often down the line.
To marry someone, you must propose by buying an engagement ring from the shop and pls use ring on someone.
To upkeep your marriage, you must share/trade or play games together.

@azure elbow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

[cloud spoke]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 24m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,185
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 3

[slate shore]

pls profile

[visual comet]

@slate shore You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #45

View your progress by typing pls collection

CorruptedError's profile

Title: Reposter

Level

7

Experience

798/800

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,159,034
Bank: ⏣ 127,506
Net: ⏣ 2,532,660
Coin Multi: 211%
Gamble Multi: 42%

Inventory

20 items (48 total) worth ⏣ 1,246,120

Misc

169,528 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,333 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[azure elbow]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #543,967 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[slate shore]

yessir

[cloud spoke]

pls work

[visual comet]

@cloud spoke What color was next to the word money?

[slate shore]

pls scout

[visual comet]

CorruptedError searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,020

Multi Bonus: +211% (⏣ 2,049)

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,493 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a YouTuber

[slate shore]

workin as a discord mod is funny

[cloud spoke]

sick i got more than him by failing

[slate shore]

whats mlre

nono

i got 10k

u got 5k

[cloud spoke]

sick

pla scout

pls scout

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

masita searched the hospital

You found ⏣ 2,045, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Life Saver!

Multi Bonus: +267% (⏣ 1,488)

[slate shore]

pls scout

[visual comet]

CorruptedError searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,237

Multi Bonus: +203% (⏣ 2,169)

[slate shore]

pls scout

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!

[cloud spoke]

what is multi bonus

[slate shore]

more money

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 5000

[slate shore]

y e s

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 5,000. You now have 655,437.
You lost 49% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ 7 ♠ J
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 8 ♥ 9
Total - 17

[cyan sandal]

pls daily

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 4 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1640516095:R>

@cyan sandal You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Shamsiel's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 16 minutes and 32 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cyan sandal]

oof

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 10000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 10,000. You now have 650,437.
You lost 50% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♦ 7 ♥ A
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 2 ♠ A ♥ 6
Total - 19

[cyan sandal]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #544,076 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

CorruptedError's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,180,291
Bank: ⏣ 127,506 / 265,648 (48.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:43 AM

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 20000

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[slate shore]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #544,079 to view this alert!

[cyan sandal]

pls work

[visual comet]

@cyan sandal You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 20000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You win! The dealer went over 21 and busted.
You won ⏣ 20,547. You now have ⏣ 670,984.
You won 49% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♠ 8 ♠ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♥ 5 ♣ J
Total - 24

[cyan sandal]

m

pls crime

[visual comet]

Shamsiel committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 2,644 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 1,524)

[slate shore]

i have 1 million in balance

[cyan sandal]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Shamsiel's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 193,861
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 186,743 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:44 AM

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 200000

[cyan sandal]

you mught have 1 mil

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 470,984.
You lost 50% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♠ 4 ♠ 2 ♣ 6 ♥ 3 ♥ K
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 10 ♦ 9
Total - 19

[cyan sandal]

but do you have

pls inv

[visual comet]

Shamsiel's inventory

Owned Items

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 532,156
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool

Snowflake ─ 1
ID snowflake ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 2

[cloud spoke]

sad

[cyan sandal]

500.000 dildos?

[slate shore]

sadly no

[severe laurel]

pls date

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 200000

[severe laurel]

pls marry

[visual comet]

@severe laurel You also unlocked 1 other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000

masita's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 189,805. You now have ⏣ 660,789.
You won 49% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♠ 4 ♦ 9 ♥ 6
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 3 ♥ 10
Total - 13

[visual comet]

Marriage in Dank Memer

Marriage comes with some small perks for the couple who is married. You earn the most valuable ones in the first few weeks, with some small benefits coming every so often down the line.
To marry someone, you must propose by buying an engagement ring from the shop and pls use ring on someone.
To upkeep your marriage, you must share/trade or play games together.

@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

[cloud spoke]

I got dem money back bitches

do I bj all?

[severe laurel]

pls work

[visual comet]

@severe laurel What color was next to the word project?

[cyan sandal]

i got 3 mil and spent it on dildos

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Manager

[severe laurel]

nice

please bal

[cyan sandal]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Kamala Harris

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 699 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 403)

[severe laurel]

pls bal

[visual comet]

@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Kidophile's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,068,694
Bank: ⏣ 1,208,881 / 1,243,262 (97.2%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:45 AM

[cyan sandal]

pls hunt$

pls hunt

[severe laurel]

I got a mil?

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[cyan sandal]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[cloud spoke]

do a bj of 100k

[severe laurel]

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[cyan sandal]

pls sell fish

[visual comet]

Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 1,771

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 1,021)

[severe laurel]

ok

[cyan sandal]

pls sell fish 2

[visual comet]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 2x Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,541

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 2,041)

[severe laurel]

pls bj 100000

[visual comet]

Kidophile's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 100,000. You now have 968,694.
You lost 56% of the games.

Kidophile (Player)

Cards - ♣ 2 ♣ J ♦ Q
Total - 22

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 4
Total - 7

[cyan sandal]

m

[severe laurel]

nice

[cloud spoke]

pls pay @severe laurel 100000

what was the command

[severe laurel]

pls gift

[visual comet]

@severe laurel listen you have one option:
pls gift <amount> <item name> <@user>

@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cyan sandal]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Shamsiel committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,808

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 1,042)

[cyan sandal]

hehehe

[cloud spoke]

pls gift @severe laurel 100000

[visual comet]

Gift Command

This command is used to share items with other users!
This command uses a very specific syntax: pls gift <amount of items> <item name> @user.

@cloud spoke listen you have one option:
pls gift <amount> <item name> <@user>

@cloud spoke You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cyan sandal]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Shamsiel's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 201,680
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 187,103 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:46 AM

[cyan sandal]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 18m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,185
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (5) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[cloud spoke]

pls gift 100000 @severe laurel

[visual comet]

@cloud spoke who tf are you giving stuff to lmao, gift <amount> <item> <@user or user id> is how you use this

Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]

@cloud spoke You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[severe laurel]

pls share

[visual comet]

@severe laurel who r u giving coins to, dumb

@severe laurel You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

@severe laurel OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[cyan sandal]

the hell

pls buy pink

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[cyan sandal]

bruh

[cloud spoke]

what the fuck is the item?

[cyan sandal]

pls buy pink phallic object

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[severe laurel]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #544,181 to view this alert!

[cyan sandal]

HUH

pls inv

[visual comet]

Shamsiel's inventory

Owned Items

Laptop ─ 5
ID laptop ─ Tool

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 532,156
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 3

[cloud spoke]

do I just type money on item?

[cyan sandal]

cant u buy them anymore??

pls buy Pink

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[cloud spoke]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #544,196 to view this alert!

[severe laurel]

pls item

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 17m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (5) — ⏣ 3,185
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (51) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (20) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[severe laurel]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kidophile's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 13
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 100000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 100,000. You now have 560,789.
You lost 50% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♣ K ♦ 4 ♠ J
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♦ 6
Total - 9

[cyan sandal]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 17m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,069,420
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

[cloud spoke]

pla bj 200000

[severe laurel]

pls use bank all

[visual comet]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 11,039 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,254,541 in total bank space, with 985,971 (78.6%) being expanded storage

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 200000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You tied. You tied with the dealer.
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 560,789 still.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♣ 10 ♥ Q
Total - 20

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♠ 2 ♠ 8 ♠ J
Total - 20

[severe laurel]

pls use bank

[visual comet]

You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[severe laurel]

2

[visual comet]

You turn 2 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 42,647 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,297,188 in total bank space, with 1,028,618 (79.3%) being expanded storage

[severe laurel]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 88,307 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,297,188.

[cloud spoke]

YOU bitch

[severe laurel]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Kidophile's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 930,387
Bank: ⏣ 1,297,188 / 1,297,188 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:48 AM

[cyan sandal]

can u no longer buy dildos?

[cloud spoke]

20/20

pls bj 200000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 360,789.
You lost 51% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♣ 4 ♣ K ♣ A ♠ K
Total - 25

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♥ 2
Total - 8

[cyan sandal]

pls bj 100000

[visual comet]

Shamsiel's blackjack game

You win! You got to 21.
You won ⏣ 152,786. You now have ⏣ 354,466.
You won 35% of the games.

Shamsiel (Player)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♥ 8 ♣ 5
Total - 21

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♥ 9 ♣ Q
Total - 19

[severe laurel]

pls bal @cloud spoke

[visual comet]

masita's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 360,789
Bank: ⏣ 11,195

what a noob · Jan 6, 2022, 10:48 AM

[cyan sandal]

OOF

[severe laurel]

bru

[cloud spoke]

pls bj 200000

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You stood with a lower score (18) than the dealer (19)
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 160,789.
You lost 52% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♥ 10
Total - 18

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 4 ♣ 8 ♣ 7
Total - 19

[severe laurel]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kidophile's inventory

Owned Items

Pink Phallic Object ─ 69
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Box of Sand ─ 13
ID sand ─ Tool

Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Tidepod ─ 3
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 33
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 5

[cloud spoke]

pls bj all

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!

[severe laurel]

pls use daily

[visual comet]

Kidophile's Loot Haul!

⏣ 88,486
x6 - Skunk

1x Daily Box opened

[cloud spoke]

pls bj all

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 160,789. You now have 0.
You lost 53% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♣ 3 ♣ 8 ♥ 3 ♣ J
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♦ 8 ♠ 4
Total - 12

[cyan sandal]

pls use daily

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

[cyan sandal]

HUH

[cloud spoke]

nice

[cyan sandal]

gone ;-;

[cloud spoke]

pls use daily

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

You don't own this item??

Tip: There's a random item on sale in the shop every hour!

[severe laurel]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,185 (9% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 5 of 6

[cloud spoke]

oh yeaj ir wasn't a command?

fuxk typing in mobile sucks

[severe laurel]

pls buy ring

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Engagement Ring for ⏣ 350,000?

[visual comet]

Successful Engagement Ring purchase

@severe laurel bought 1 Engagement Ring and paid ⏣ 350,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[severe laurel]

suii

[cloud spoke]

pls daily

[visual comet]

masita's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 10 minutes and 9 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[cloud spoke]

pls weekly

[severe laurel]

pls weekly

[visual comet]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[cloud spoke]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Here are your monthly coins, masita

⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[cyan sandal]

bruh u can no longer buy dildos

[cloud spoke]

pls bj all

[visual comet]

masita's blackjack game

You lost ): You went over 21 and busted.
You lost ⏣ 200,000. You now have 0.
You lost 55% of the games.

masita (Player)

Cards - ♥ 7 ♠ 9 ♠ 8
Total - 24

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 6 ♠ 2
Total - 8

[severe laurel]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Here are your monthly coins, Kidophile

⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[cyan sandal]

pls search

[visual comet]

Shamsiel searched the basement

You found ⏣ 1,438, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(

Multi Bonus: +136% (⏣ 829)

[severe laurel]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a large multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers

Kidophile's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 9 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[severe laurel]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Kidophile's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 868,873
Bank: ⏣ 1,297,188 / 1,298,988 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:50 AM

[cyan sandal]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Hold your horses...

I'm not made of money dude, wait 14d, 7h and 23m
The default cooldown is 1mo.

[severe laurel]

nice

[cyan sandal]

m

[severe laurel]

I got money now

[cyan sandal]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq

Shamsiel's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 355,904
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 187,223 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:50 AM

[severe laurel]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kidophile's inventory

Owned Items

Robbers Wishlist ─ 33
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[cloud spoke]

?afk dank memer sucks D

[keen spire]

@cloud spoke I set your AFK: dank memer sucks D

[cyan sandal]

?afk beating children

[keen spire]

@cyan sandal I set your AFK: beating children

[severe laurel]

pls commands

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 36

[severe laurel]

pls marriage

[visual comet]

Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

[severe laurel]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Kidophile's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 13
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 5
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[severe laurel]

pls inv 573456542100226068

[visual comet]

Kidophile's inventory

Owned Items

Robbers Wishlist ─ 33
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[severe laurel]

pls inv573456542100226068

hm

pls profile 573456542100226068

[visual comet]

zips.exe's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 337
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 337

Inventory

0 items worth ⏣ 0

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
83 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[severe laurel]

pls profile

[visual comet]

Kidophile's profile

Title: Total Memer

Level

22

Experience

2,253/2,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 868,873
Bank: ⏣ 1,297,188
Net: ⏣ 7,038,389
Coin Multi: 116%
Gamble Multi: 23%

Inventory

26 items (336 total) worth ⏣ 4,872,328

Misc

44 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
1,028,618 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,022 commands issued
Works as a Manager

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[slate shore]

pls profile

[visual comet]

CorruptedError's profile

Title: Reposter

Level

8

Experience

801/900

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,180,291
Bank: ⏣ 127,506
Net: ⏣ 2,578,917
Coin Multi: 203%
Gamble Multi: 41%

Inventory

21 items (49 total) worth ⏣ 1,271,120

Misc

169,528 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,339 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[slate shore]

pls scout

[visual comet]

CorruptedError searched the vacuum

Hey you found ⏣ 2,028, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +203% (⏣ 1,359)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

CorruptedError committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,306 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.

Multi Bonus: +203% (⏣ 875)

[severe laurel]

pls profile 210086187803738113

[visual comet]

Aen's profile

Prestige 1
Title: Memer
Badges:

Level

14

Experience

1,495/1,500

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 261,328
Bank: ⏣ 383,340
Net: ⏣ 6,308,824

Inventory

17 items (47 total) worth ⏣ 5,664,156

Misc

9 cheese eaten (46.56% xp multi)
112,700 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
5,630 commands issued

Active Items

Padlock - 22d left

Marriage Info

@warm jewel
Level 0
since <t:1641263207:d>

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[drifting relic]

pls audit

[visual comet]

Last 50 Settings Changes

<t:1617006225:R>
@real belfry (292964127591235584)
Disabled: nsfw

Most recent first

[drifting relic]

... so steal is enabled

[drifting relic]

-whois

[warm wharf]

꧁༒𝓅𝓇𝑜⚡𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇༒꧂#7501

ID

889759240519049217

Avatar

Link

Account Created

21 Sep 21 06:25 UTC

Account Age

15 weeks 2 days and 6 hours

Joined Server At

Couldn't find out

Join Server Age

Couldn't find out

Status

Custom Status: i have a cold heart

5 last usernames

5 last nicknames

No nicknames tracked```

[slate shore]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Here are your monthly coins, 死の天使

⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[slate shore]

pls weekly

[visual comet]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[slate shore]

pls daily

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 2 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1639730923:R>

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

死の天使's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 49 minutes and 19 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[slate shore]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #549,235 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

pls yearly

pls bank

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.

死の天使's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 353,736
Bank: ⏣ 339,599 / 340,079 (99.9%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 1:11 PM

[slate shore]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 340,079.

[slate shore]

!rnak

[drifting relic]

k

[last silo]

Pls level @slate shore

[visual comet]

Random Person's profile

Title: Total Memer
Badges:

Level

24

Experience

2,406/2,500

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 18,289,328
Bank: ⏣ 359,357
Net: ⏣ 19,957,305

Inventory

13 items (37 total) worth ⏣ 1,308,620

Misc

73 daily streak
71,717 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,633 commands issued
Works as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[last silo]

Pls level @devout zephyr

[visual comet]

cris's profile

Level

0

Experience

78/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,220
Bank: ⏣ 6,000
Net: ⏣ 652,606

Inventory

12 items (19 total) worth ⏣ 641,386

Misc

0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
132 commands issued
Works as a House Wife

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Rick Astley

"nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Chubbycheeks2611's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 762 for your funny efforts.

[somber jacinth]

pls work

[visual comet]

@somber jacinth Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[somber jacinth]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant !

[somber jacinth]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[somber jacinth]

pls sell ant

[visual comet]

Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 1x Ant for ⏣ 3,100

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 2,100)

[somber jacinth]

pls inv

[visual comet]

haru឵'s inventory

Owned Items

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

[somber jacinth]

pls sell bread

[visual comet]

Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot

Successful Fresh Bread sale

You successfully sold 1x Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,550

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 1,050)

[somber jacinth]

pls pm

[visual comet]

haru឵'s meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,488 for your funny efforts.

[somber jacinth]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 989 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 670)

[somber jacinth]

pls sell common fish

[visual comet]

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Common Fish for ⏣ 2,325

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 1,575)

[severe laurel]

pls marry 573456542100226068

[visual comet]

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

[severe laurel]

pls marriage 573456542100226068

[visual comet]

Marriage

Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:

Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???

[severe laurel]

pls use ring

[visual comet]

Who do you want to propose to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[severe laurel]

573456542100226068

[visual comet]

they have to be at least level 10 to marry someone

[severe laurel]

fuk

pls profile 210086187803738113

[visual comet]

Aen's profile

Prestige 1
Title: Memer
Badges:

Level

14

Experience

1,495/1,500

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 261,328
Bank: ⏣ 383,340
Net: ⏣ 6,308,824

Inventory

17 items (47 total) worth ⏣ 5,664,156

Misc

9 cheese eaten (46.56% xp multi)
112,700 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
5,630 commands issued

Active Items

Padlock - 22d left

Marriage Info

@warm jewel
Level 0
since <t:1641263207:d>

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[severe laurel]

pls profile Mayo#0420

[visual comet]

Mayo's profile

Prestige 2
Title: 69 nice
Badges:

Level

74

Experience

7,473/7,500

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,094,385
Net: ⏣ 70,903,021

Inventory

54 items (842 total) worth ⏣ 67,808,636

Misc

300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
2,835,527 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
27,265 commands issued
Works as a Ghost

Perks

10% steal shields, meaning this user loses 10% less coins when stolen from

Marriage Info

@ivory lantern
Level 0
since <t:1641263207:d>

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[severe laurel]

pls work

[visual comet]

@severe laurel What color was next to the word money?

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 8,667 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Manager

[severe laurel]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Kidophile's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 562 for your funny efforts.

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Profile Command

This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 6,000
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 1,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[visual comet]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[acoustic cedar]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 10m)
Shovel ─ ⏣ 6,600 (67% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 6,600
Use this to dig!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Jan 6, 2022, 2:55 PM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 12.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[acoustic cedar]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 1

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

Guess you didn't wanna play trivia after all?

Loxgin12's trivia question

What type of animal is a natterjack?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Animals

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no ninny, the correct answer was 2007

Loxgin12's trivia question

In what year did "The Big Bang Theory" debut on CBS?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Television

[acoustic cedar]

pls Loxgin12

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 6,000
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 1,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
9 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no blockhead, the correct answer was Indonesia

Loxgin12's trivia question

What is the largest Muslim country in the world?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Geography

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 6,000
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 1,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
11 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 1,000 coins.

Loxgin12's trivia question

When was the programming language "C#" released?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Science: Computers

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 7,000
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 1,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
13 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[acoustic cedar]

pls bankrob

pls bankrob tec

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no twit, the correct answer was North America

Loxgin12's trivia question

Where is the "Sonoran Desert" located?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Geography

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 7,000
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 1,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
16 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct mega brain, you also got 500 coins.

Loxgin12's trivia question

What is the Polish city known to Germans as Danzig?
You have 15 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Easy

Category

Geography

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no bonehead, the correct answer was Opel

Loxgin12's trivia question

Which one of the following is NOT a sub-company of the Volkswagen Group?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Vehicles

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no nincompoop, the correct answer was Atreyu

Loxgin12's trivia question

What is the correct spelling of the protagonist of the book in The NeverEnding Story (1984)?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Film

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no nitwit, the correct answer was 9

Loxgin12's trivia question

How many members are there in the idol group "µ's"?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Entertainment: Music

[acoustic cedar]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 2,000 coins.

Loxgin12's trivia question

What is the scientific name of the cheetah?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Animals

[acoustic cedar]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 4m)
Shovel ─ ⏣ 6,600 (67% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[acoustic cedar]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@acoustic cedar bought 1 Shovel and paid ⏣ 6,600

Thanks for your purchase!

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

0/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1,900
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 22,900
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

2 items (2 total) worth ⏣ 21,000

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
25 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

[acoustic cedar]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

Loxgin12's inventory

Owned Items

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[acoustic cedar]

pls open newplayerpack

pls use newplayerpack

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

Loxgin12's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[acoustic cedar]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's inventory

Owned Items

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[acoustic cedar]

pls use meme

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's Loot Haul!

⏣ 617,790
x1 - Pizza Slice

1x Meme Box opened

[acoustic cedar]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[acoustic cedar]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Take a chill pill

This command can be used again in 36 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[acoustic cedar]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 1

[acoustic cedar]

pls fight

[visual comet]

You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol

[acoustic cedar]

pls daily

[visual comet]

Daily Command

This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.

@acoustic cedar You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Loxgin12's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 56 minutes and 10 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

12/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 644,690
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,049,190
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

9 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 404,500

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
35 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #554,398 to view this alert!

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

12/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 644,690
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,049,190
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

9 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 404,500

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
37 commands issued

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 24s)
Shovel ─ ⏣ 6,600 (67% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 6,600
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 2 of 3

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy hunting rifle

[visual comet]

Successful Hunting Rifle purchase

@acoustic cedar bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 32 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[acoustic cedar]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 58m)
Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 23,500 (53% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D

Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Shovel (2) — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to dig!

Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 2 of 3

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy fake id

[visual comet]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@acoustic cedar bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[acoustic cedar]

pls fight

[visual comet]

You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol

[acoustic cedar]

pl inventory

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's inventory

Owned Items

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[acoustic cedar]

pls use fakeid

[visual comet]

Check your DMs for your new ID!
You have 0x Fake ID left.

[acoustic cedar]

pls rob

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[acoustic cedar]

pls pet

[visual comet]

Pet Command

This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

pls hunt

[visual comet]

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Jan 6, 2022, 3:10 PM

What is the type of this item?

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

Loxgin12 answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

Loxgin12 dug up ⏣ 3,995

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[acoustic cedar]

pls search

[visual comet]

Search Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!

[visual comet]

Loxgin12 searched the dresser

You found ⏣ 2,404, good thing the panty fairy visited!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Apple!

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,751)

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Spam isn't cool fam

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

21/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 616,089
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,055,589
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

11 items (15 total) worth ⏣ 439,500

Misc

5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
51 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[acoustic cedar]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[acoustic cedar]

pls blackjack

[visual comet]

Blackjack Command

A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!

[visual comet]

You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.

[acoustic cedar]

5

pls blackjack 5

[visual comet]

You can't bet less than 1,000 coins, sorry not sorry

[acoustic cedar]

pls blackjack 1000

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's blackjack game

** You didn't respond in time. **
The dealer is keeping your money to deal with your bullcrap.

Loxgin12 (Player)

Cards - ♥ J ♣ 6
Total - 16

Dank Memer (Dealer)

Cards - ♣ 9 ♦ K
Total - 19

[acoustic cedar]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 4 of 7

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@acoustic cedar bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[acoustic cedar]

pls use laptop

[visual comet]

You can't use this item :thinking:

[acoustic cedar]

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,940 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Bank Note

[acoustic cedar]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 16,538 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 24,538 in total bank space, with 21,538 (87.8%) being expanded storage

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

25/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 612,029
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,056,529
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

11 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 444,500

Misc

21,538 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
63 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

[acoustic cedar]

pls post memes

pls postmemes

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 3,438 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Bank Note

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

25/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 615,467
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,259,967
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

12 items (17 total) worth ⏣ 644,500

Misc

21,538 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
66 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 7,244 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 31,782 in total bank space, with 28,782 (90.6%) being expanded storage

[acoustic cedar]

pls level Loxgin12

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's profile

Level

0

Experience

25/100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 615,467
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 1,059,967
Coin Multi: 268%
Gamble Multi: 54%

Inventory

11 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 444,500

Misc

28,782 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
68 commands issued

Active Items

Fake ID - 6d left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[acoustic cedar]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[acoustic cedar]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[acoustic cedar]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@acoustic cedar bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[acoustic cedar]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!

[acoustic cedar]

pls postmeme

[visual comet]

Loxgin12's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[brave orchid]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

CommonFish's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,474,914
Bank: ⏣ 6,174,889 / 6,176,809 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 3:22 PM

[brave orchid]

pls with max

[visual comet]

@brave orchid ⏣ 6,174,889 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[brave orchid]

pls bal

[visual comet]

CommonFish's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 16,649,803
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,176,809 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 3:23 PM

[brave orchid]

pls bet 4803

[visual comet]

CommonFish's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 3,129

Percent Won: 65%
New Balance: ⏣ 16,652,932

CommonFish

Rolled 11

Dank Memer

Rolled 9

[brave orchid]

pls bal

[visual comet]

CommonFish's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 16,652,932
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,176,809 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 3:23 PM

[storm trellis]

?rank

[keen spire]

**Command:** ?rank

Aliases: ?
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: ?rank [rank name]
Example: ?rank Mystic

[storm trellis]

?commands

?avatar

[keen spire]

Cr4Ck1Ty#7544

Avatar

[brave orchid]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[brave orchid]

pls fish

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[brave orchid]

pls bal

[visual comet]

CommonFish's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 16,705,583
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 6,177,889 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 3:46 PM

[brave orchid]

pls search

[visual comet]

CommonFish searched the vacuum

Hey you found ⏣ 1,305, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +98% (⏣ 646)

[uncut scaffold]

?afk sleeping

[keen spire]

@uncut scaffold I set your AFK: sleeping

[golden sapphire]

pls rich

[visual comet]

Richest users in **Opera GX**

🔹 19,235,290 - lamellama#8830
🔹 19,056,633 - Normann#8263

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 10 of 10

[manic osprey]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 83,872 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 27,493 messages
2nd. @rare coral: 15,572 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 15,297 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 13,811 messages
5th. @steel wing: 11,699 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 419,356 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 252,581 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 62,275 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 37,699 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 35,326 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 31,475 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 444 hours

1st. @gentle venture: 123 hours, 15 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 97 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @glass grotto: 85 hours, 29 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 54 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 55 hours, 59 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 625 hours, 20 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 264 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 235 hours, 56 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 61 hours, 55 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 46 hours, 44 minutes
5th. Owa owa: 16 hours, 19 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 6, 2022, 4:25 PM

[manic osprey]

s?me

[rare dew]

@manic osprey (TheMax#7378)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1604990029:D> (<t:1604990029:R>)
Created On: <t:1596035696:D> (<t:1596035696:R>)
User ID: 738051947319525395

Most Active Channels

Message: #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 4,785 messages
Voice: #851421469782441995: 11 hours, 3 minutes

Messages

30 Days: 5,445 messages
7 Days: 1,397 messages
24 Hours: 126 messages

Voice

30 Days: 12 hours, 47 minutes
7 Days: 7 hours, 59 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

Quick Links

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Command s?stats me · Jan 6, 2022, 4:25 PM

[manic osprey]

s?channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский

[rare dew]

Channel: 🌍┃russian┃pусский

Message stats for channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0)

Quick Links

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Command s?stats channel · Jan 6, 2022, 4:26 PM

[storm trellis]

pls net worth

pls inv

[visual comet]

Cr4Ck1Ty's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 45
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 54
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 5

[storm trellis]

pls bank

pls robbers

[manic osprey]

s?user 489051318791569429

[rare dew]

@random linden (JA.peach10#0055)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1623261697:D> (<t:1623261697:R>)
Created On: <t:1536669320:D> (<t:1536669320:R>)
User ID: 489051318791569429

Most Active Channels

Message: #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 7,624 messages
Voice: #851421469782441995: 11 hours, 22 minutes

Messages

30 Days: 9,853 messages
7 Days: 2,752 messages
24 Hours: 503 messages

Voice

30 Days: 16 hours, 57 minutes
7 Days: 5 hours, 40 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

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Command s?stats user · Jan 6, 2022, 4:27 PM

[storm trellis]

pls wish

pls robbers wishlist

pls use robbers

[visual comet]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[storm trellis]

pls commands

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[storm trellis]

pls balance

[visual comet]

@storm trellis You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Cr4Ck1Ty's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 672,000
Bank: ⏣ 692,666 / 1,613,046 (42.9%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 4:28 PM

@storm trellis OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It memed away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[storm trellis]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 672,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,364,666.

[storm trellis]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 10,750 (57% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Fidget Spinner (8) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (22) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (5) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

Life Saver (3) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[slate shore]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 83,993 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 27,512 messages
2nd. @rare coral: 15,628 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 15,306 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 13,834 messages
5th. @steel wing: 11,713 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 419,651 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 252,672 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 62,371 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 37,723 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 35,326 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 31,559 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 444 hours

1st. @gentle venture: 123 hours, 15 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 97 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @glass grotto: 85 hours, 29 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 54 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 55 hours, 59 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 625 hours, 20 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 264 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 235 hours, 56 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 61 hours, 55 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 46 hours, 44 minutes
5th. Owa owa: 16 hours, 19 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 6, 2022, 4:35 PM

[severe laurel]

S?me

[rare dew]

@severe laurel (Kidophile#4335)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1610751493:D> (<t:1610751493:R>)
Created On: <t:1479571291:D> (<t:1479571291:R>)
User ID: 249564826882408448

Most Active Channels

Message: #👾┃general: 1,754 messages
Voice: #827079182881783808: 1 hour, 46 minutes

Messages

30 Days: 1,830 messages
7 Days: 855 messages
24 Hours: 354 messages

Voice

30 Days: 6 hours, 5 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

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Command s?stats me · Jan 6, 2022, 4:50 PM

[grizzled sonnet]

S?me

[rare dew]

@grizzled sonnet (Wiciu#0867)

User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)

Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).

User Info

Joined On: <t:1632343887:D> (<t:1632343887:R>)
Created On: <t:1632335452:D> (<t:1632335452:R>)
User ID: 890304157947420732

Most Active Channels

Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 817 messages
Voice: #851421535642320906: 8 hours, 51 minutes

Messages

30 Days: 1,159 messages
7 Days: 905 messages
24 Hours: 152 messages

Voice

30 Days: 10 hours, 54 minutes
7 Days: 7 hours, 11 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes

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Command s?stats me · Jan 6, 2022, 4:57 PM

[untold bay]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 2 of 7

[untold bay]

pls crime

[visual comet]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[visual comet]

turtlemaster committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 5,294 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +283% (⏣ 3,912)

[untold bay]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Fish Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!

[visual comet]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[untold bay]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 37m)
Tidepod ─ ⏣ 26,400 (12% OFF!)
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to dig!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[ionic fog]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's Daily Coins

⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 30 minutes and 9 seconds

Streak: 8 days (+⏣ 2,000)

[ionic fog]

Pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[ionic fog]

Pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[ionic fog]

Pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[ionic fog]

Pls pm

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,486 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[ionic fog]

Pls crime

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 2,417, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a Chill Pill!

Multi Bonus: +183% (⏣ 1,563)

[ionic fog]

Pls hl

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 25. The hidden number was 7.

loser loser

[ionic fog]

Pls beg

[visual comet]

Satan

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

[ionic fog]

Pls scout

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin searched the van

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,894, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +183% (⏣ 1,225)

[ionic fog]

Pls job

[visual comet]

@ionic fog What color was next to the word softban?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[ionic fog]

Pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[ionic fog]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,501,257
Bank: ⏣ 1,181,348 / 1,183,148 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 6:31 PM

[ionic fog]

Pls inv

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's inventory

Owned Items

Aetheryx' Flower ─ 1
ID aetheryxflower ─ Collectable

Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 13
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 8

[ionic fog]

Pls use bank 6

[visual comet]

You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 91,075 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,274,223 in total bank space, with 1,103,943 (86.6%) being expanded storage

[ionic fog]

Pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 92,875 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,274,223.

[ionic fog]

Pls use daily

[visual comet]

Sadat Arefin's Loot Haul!

⏣ 85,684
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

1x Daily Box opened

[ionic fog]

Pls use daily

[visual comet]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[severe laurel]

pls work

[visual comet]

@severe laurel What color was next to the word project?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Manager

[severe laurel]

pls work

[visual comet]

@severe laurel You need to wait 59m and 42s until you can work again!

Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!

[severe laurel]

pls work info

[visual comet]

Work Information

> Statistics for Today (Manager)

Hours Worked: 3
First Worked: 7 hours and 59 minutes ago
Last Worked: 28 seconds ago

Earned: ⏣ 60,667
Successes: 2
Fails: 1

> Total

Hours Worked: 56
Earned: ⏣ 321,433
Successes: 13
Fails: 62
Promotions: 0 (+ 0)

[severe laurel]

fails 62

nice

pls weekly

[visual comet]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

[severe laurel]

pls yearly

please monthly

please hourly

fuckin gay bot

please daily

WORK

[opaque bolt]

99

[severe laurel]

pls daily

[visual comet]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 9 minutes and 8 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC

[severe laurel]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Kidophile's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 942 for your funny efforts.

[severe laurel]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[severe laurel]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Keemstar

"stop begging, you look like a fool"

Imagine begging LMAO

[somber jacinth]

pls work

[visual comet]

@somber jacinth Click the buttons in correct order!

[severe laurel]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 13m)
Tidepod ─ ⏣ 26,400 (12% OFF!)
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.

Shovel (0) — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to dig!

Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (5) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (5) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[somber jacinth]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

[somber jacinth]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[somber jacinth]

pls sell junks max

[visual comet]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 3x Junks for ⏣ 1,860

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 1,260)

[somber jacinth]

pls sell rare fish max

[visual comet]

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[severe laurel]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[somber jacinth]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[somber jacinth]

pls sell rare fish max

[severe laurel]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[visual comet]

Successful Shovel purchase

@severe laurel bought 1 Shovel and paid ⏣ 20,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[severe laurel]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

[somber jacinth]

pls pm

[visual comet]

haru឵'s meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 710 for your funny efforts.

[somber jacinth]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jake from State Farm

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,299 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 880)

[severe laurel]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Sans

"you get NOTHING"

Imagine begging LMAO

[severe laurel]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Kidophile's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[somber jacinth]

s?t

[rare dew]

Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.

Messages | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 84,666 messages

1st. @gentle venture: 27,598 messages
2nd. @rare coral: 15,797 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 15,347 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 14,184 messages
5th. @steel wing: 11,740 messages
​

Messages | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 422,285 messages

1st. #👾┃general: 254,276 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 62,707 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 38,138 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 35,444 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 31,720 messages
​

Voice | Top 5 - Members

Top Member Sum: 444 hours, 57 minutes

1st. @gentle venture: 123 hours, 15 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 97 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @glass grotto: 86 hours, 26 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 54 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 55 hours, 59 minutes
​

Voice | Top 5 - Channels

Top Channel Sum: 625 hours, 23 minutes

1st. #851421771181326377: 264 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 235 hours, 59 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 61 hours, 55 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 46 hours, 44 minutes
5th. Owa owa: 16 hours, 19 minutes
​

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Command s?stats top · Jan 6, 2022, 6:52 PM

[ocean cradle]

!levle

!level

!level

/level

dude what

[glass imp]

!level

pls pm

[visual comet]

Postmemes Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!

[visual comet]

oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes

[glass imp]

pls buy laptop

[visual comet]

Buy Command

This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!

[visual comet]

Successful Laptop purchase

@glass imp bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[glass imp]

pls pm

[visual comet]

legend_slayer's meme posting session

You didn't answer in time, so no meme posted. What a loser.

[glass imp]

!rankcheck

pls pm

[visual comet]

legend_slayer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,049 for your funny efforts.

[umbral tartan]

You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.

[glass imp]

pls dig

[visual comet]

Dig Command

This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!

[visual comet]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[glass imp]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[glass imp]

pls balance

[visual comet]

Balance Command

This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)

@glass imp You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

legend_slayer's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,049
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 8:06 PM

[glass imp]

pls alert

[visual comet]

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #567,122 to view this alert!

[glass imp]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Beg Command

This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!

[visual comet]

Billie Eyelash

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,109 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +268% (⏣ 1,536)

[glass imp]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

connect4
Play a nice calm game of connect4 with your mates
fight
Fight to the death!
gamelb
See the top 10 gamers in your server 😎
You can provide the name of any of the games in the Games category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to trivia.
guess
guessing game of the year 10/10
petfight
Fight with your pet!
rps
Play a nice calm game of rock paper scissors with your mates
tictactoe
Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia
Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 1

[glass imp]

pls fight

[visual comet]

You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol

[glass imp]

pls deposit

[visual comet]

Deposit Command

Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.

@glass imp what are you depositing, idiot

[glass imp]

pls buy shovel

[visual comet]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

This event has expired.

THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Jan 6, 2022, 8:11 PM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

14 hits — 0/50 HP

[visual comet]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

legend_slayer reaped ⏣ 3,608

[glass imp]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[glass imp]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Command

This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 49m)
Tidepod ─ ⏣ 11,700 (61% OFF!)
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[glass imp]

pls inventory

[visual comet]

Inventory Command

This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.

Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!

legend_slayer's inventory

Owned Items

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack

Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[glass imp]

pls use newplayerpack

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

legend_slayer's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[glass imp]

pls use padlock

[visual comet]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[glass imp]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@glass imp You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[glass imp]

pls work list

[visual comet]

Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour

Page 1 of 6

[glass imp]

pls discord mod

[visual comet]

Random Discord Meme

legend_slayer#1458 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[glass imp]

pls job

[visual comet]

@glass imp You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[glass imp]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[glass imp]

pls help work

[visual comet]

pls work info

Description:

This command is a "work" mini-game! You can select a job from the list, and work on that job hourly for a payout! For the higher tier jobs, you will need to work a certain amount of hours before being able to unlock them. Most jobs can fire you if you don't work the required amount daily, or if you fail the mini-games multiple times a day!

Usage:

pls work [info | resign | list | view]

Aliases:

work, job

Cooldowns:

Normie: 5s
Donor: 1s

Permissions Needed:

sendMessages, readMessageHistory

Usage Syntax: <required> [optional]

[glass imp]

pls work discord mod

[visual comet]

@glass imp Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.

[glass imp]

pls work

[visual comet]

@glass imp What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[glass imp]

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
Trade with someone securely.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 6 of 7

[glass imp]

pls help stream

[visual comet]

pls stream info

Description:

A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!

Usage:

pls stream

Aliases:

stream, streaming

Cooldowns:

Normie: 3s
Donor: 3s

Permissions Needed:

sendMessages, readMessageHistory

Usage Syntax: <required> [optional]

[glass imp]

pls stream

[visual comet]

Streaming Simulator

This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!

Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>

Missing Items!

To start your streaming journey, you need following items:

- Keyboard
- Mouse

[glass imp]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
Tidepod ─ ⏣ 11,700 (61% OFF!)
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.

Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.

Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.

Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[glass imp]

pls pm

[visual comet]

legend_slayer's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,491 for your funny efforts.

[visual comet]

oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes

[severe laurel]

!levels

[umbral tartan]

Here you go!

[nova portal]

noone see nothing

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[nova portal]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[nova portal]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[nova portal]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Ariana Grande

"Back in my day we worked for a living"

Imagine begging LMAO

[nova portal]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[nova portal]

pls pet

[visual comet]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[earnest storm]

pls pet

[visual comet]

TheKml's Catgirl (Grinda) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(0%)

Hygiene

(0%)

Fun

(0%)

Energy

(0%)

Love

(0%)

Experience

(77 / 100)
Level 46

Grinda is currently asleep, you can't interact with them.

[earnest storm]

pls daily

[visual comet]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 145 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1641329943:R>

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

@earnest storm You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

TheKml's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 57 minutes and 38 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[earnest storm]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Sans

"I have no money, sorry :("

Imagine begging LMAO

@earnest storm OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It uwu'd away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.

[finite atlas]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jake Paul

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 874 "

Multi Bonus: +280% (⏣ 644)

[finite atlas]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

⏣ 600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,400.

[finite atlas]

pls currency

pls help

[visual comet]

Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!

use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 7 of 7

[finite atlas]

pls balances

pls redeem

[visual comet]

This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.

[finite atlas]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Here are your monthly coins, Elsalvador ☭

⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[finite atlas]

pls weekly

[visual comet]

pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot

@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[finite atlas]

pls work

[visual comet]

@finite atlas What color was next to the word home?

[visual comet]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[finite atlas]

pls daily

[visual comet]

@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Elsalvador ☭'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 45 minutes and 36 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[marble juniper]

damn

[finite atlas]

pls bank

pls balance

[visual comet]

@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Elsalvador ☭'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,212,620
Bank: ⏣ 5,400 / 5,640 (95.7%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 10:14 PM

[finite atlas]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,640.

[finite atlas]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!

[finite atlas]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[somber jacinth]

pls yearly

😩

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

Here are your monthly coins, haru឵

⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[somber jacinth]

pls work

[visual comet]

@somber jacinth What was the emoji?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Pro Gamer

[somber jacinth]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[somber jacinth]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

[somber jacinth]

pls pm

[visual comet]

haru឵'s meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,364 for your funny efforts.

[somber jacinth]

pls beg

[visual comet]

That tiktok star that shows a little too much booty

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging LMAO

[quartz topaz]

Pls daily

[visual comet]

𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓎🖤's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
58 minutes and 55 seconds

Streak: 3 days (+⏣ 750)

[quartz topaz]

Pls bal

[visual comet]

𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓎🖤's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,248,769
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 134,106 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 6, 2022, 11:01 PM

[quartz topaz]

Pls work

[visual comet]

You were fired from your position as a Twitch Streamer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

[flat vale]

?afk

[keen spire]

@flat vale I set your AFK: AFK

[somber jacinth]

pls work

[visual comet]

You were fired from your position as a Pro Gamer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

[somber jacinth]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs !

[somber jacinth]

pls sell rare fish max

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[somber jacinth]

pls sell fish max

[visual comet]

you don't own this item lol

[somber jacinth]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[somber jacinth]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[somber jacinth]

pls sell skunk

[visual comet]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1x Skunk for ⏣ 3,875

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 2,625)

[somber jacinth]

pls pm

[visual comet]

haru឵'s meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,284 for your funny efforts.

[somber jacinth]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Doot Skelly

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 465 "

Multi Bonus: +210% (⏣ 315)

[slate shore]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

⏣ 2,550 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,440.

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Cardi B

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,362 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +218% (⏣ 934)

@slate shore ⏣ 9,440 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #583,093 to view this alert!

[slate shore]

pls deposit all

[visual comet]

⏣ 10,040 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,040.

[slate shore]

Interesting

[umbral tartan]

Here you go!

[slate shore]

--userphone

[royal gate]

☎ A userphone connection has been made! Be nice!

MrHand6000#1826 hi

MrHand6000#1826 hello

[slate shore]

Hi

[royal gate]

MrHand6000#1826 u there

MrHand6000#1826 breh

[slate shore]

im always there

[royal gate]

MrHand6000#1826 ok so ur daniel

[slate shore]

its true

[royal gate]

MrHand6000#1826 lol

[slate shore]

thats my real name tbh

[royal gate]

MrHand6000#1826 lol

☎ Sounds like there's someone new on the userphone!

ken.#0808 hi

[slate shore]

hi

hows barbie ken?

ken?

Kenn?

[royal gate]

ken.#0808 yes

[slate shore]

How babrie ken?

[royal gate]

ken.#0808 oh shes doing alr

[slate shore]

barbie*

i dont think so

[royal gate]

ken.#0808 what happened

ken.#0808 i have been out of town

☎ The userphone connection has been lost, someone else is using it now...

[slate shore]

UGH DAMN IT

KEN

NOOO

--userphone

[royal gate]

☎ A userphone connection has been made! Say hi!

[slate shore]

Hello?

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 Yoo anyone on gas rn

Dumb.lynn#1683 favorite emoji?

[slate shore]

i dont have gas

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 Any one smoking that weed

[slate shore]

i dont have weed

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 Any one on that chronic

Dumb.lynn#1683 🙄

[slate shore]

idk

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 Some guy got mad at me cuz I asked

[slate shore]

theres nobody on a chronic

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 I think he was straight edge 😭😭

[slate shore]

why?

[royal gate]

Dumb.lynn#1683 any emojis

[slate shore]

over chronics?

[royal gate]

Forks#6002 Yea

Dumb.lynn#1683 🎶

Forks#6002 He said I wasn’t smoking that loud

[slate shore]

😐

that one

[royal gate]

☎ Sounds like there's someone new on the userphone!

[slate shore]

Yo

yo?

[royal gate]

Near_#2627 yo dani

[slate shore]

Yooo?

Sup

[royal gate]

Near_#2627 ahhh daniel

Near_#2627 damn daniel

Near_#2627 sup

[slate shore]

sup man hru

[royal gate]

!🅰🇾🅰🇳😎#5224 Sup

!🅰🇾🅰🇳😎#5224 interesting ques

[slate shore]

sup

what

[royal gate]

!🅰🇾🅰🇳😎#5224 Uhm