#🤖┃bot-commands
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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 168 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 586 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,071, the garage is full of treasures
pls crime
Santa caught you trying to steal his mail, go away.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 652, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Snowflakes
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 437, christmas stores are dope!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Literally a Tree!
pls crime
Santa caught you trying to steal his mail, go away.
pls craft
pls shop snowflake
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 736, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls crime
Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 733, santa effed up!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ornament!
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 837, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 19m and 13s until you can work again!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls pm
pls work
@brave orchid What color was next to the word deer?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ornaments
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,123, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Candy Canes
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 975 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 693, I guess it doesn’t suck!
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,103, the garage is full of treasures
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls trivia
You got that answer correct mega brain, you also got 2,000 coins.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is located on which Welsh island?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Geography
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,195, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Cookie!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,279. Santa will NEVER know.
nice
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 741, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,170. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Candy Cane!
pls work
@brave orchid You need to wait 16m and 43s until you can work again!
Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 11 minutes and 13 seconds
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(58%)
6h and 58m until empty




(90%)




(20 / 100)
Level 11
You pat your catgirl.
@brave orchid your catgirl leveled up! 10 → 11
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Snowflakes
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 691, santa effed up!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,456. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Candy Cane!
You can run this command again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls shop cane
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Snowflakes
!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,647
pls crime
Santa caught you trying to steal his mail, go away.
pls craft
Are you sure you want to craft:
2x
Snowball
from:
8x
Snowflake
You successfully crafted 2x
Snowball
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 567, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls crime
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,490, are you the next Escobar?
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls search
You found ⏣ 570, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ant!
pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,412 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
33minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 33 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 667, why was this in your washer lmfao?
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,449. Money Heist!
pls work
@brave orchid What color was next to the word sentry?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls search
You found ⏣ 695, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,296. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Robbers Wishlist!
pls sell wishlist
You successfully sold 1x
Robbers Wishlist for ⏣ 10,000
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,019, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,408. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Ornament!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Snowflakes
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls search
You found ⏣ 817, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,437 to go outside! Score!
Pls dig
You can run this command again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dep max
⏣ 16,800 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,620,639.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 606, I wonder who left that up there
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,148. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Candy Cane!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 393 and a
Fresh Bread"
pls inv
Fresh Bread ─ 18
ID bread ─ Sellable
Candy Cane ─ 25
ID candycane ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 4
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Chill Pill ─ 7
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
33minutes and your stream has ended.
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Battlefield 2042
11
pls sell bomb
You successfully sold 1x
Coin Bomb for ⏣ 6,000
Pls sell bomb 2
You successfully sold 2x
Coin Bombs for ⏣ 12,000
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Ornaments
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 656, good thing the panty fairy visited!
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,421 to go outside! Score!
Pls pm
Pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls shop seaweed
pls stream
2
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11
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,825, how the...?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Snowflake!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,144 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls craft
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Snowflakes
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 751, christmas stores are dope!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ornament!
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 814, christmas stores are dope!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 965 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
pls work
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
pls profile
Title: Good Meme
63





6,341/6,400





Wallet: ⏣ 7,457,053
Bank: ⏣ 1,620,639
Net: ⏣ 35,282,040
Coin Multi: 33%
Gamble Multi: 7%
63 items (1,711 total) worth ⏣ 26,204,348
29 daily streak
863,919 bank note space
40 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
6,285 commands issued
Works as a Professional Hunter
Padlock - 11mo left
Fake ID - 1d left
Level 11 Catgirl
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Literally a Tree
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 437, now you can do some laundry!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,295. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Robbers Wishlist!
pls sell wishlist
You successfully sold 1x
Robbers Wishlist for ⏣ 10,000
pls dig
This command can be used again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 548 and a
Snowflake"
pls pm
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 572, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls crime
Santa caught you trying to steal his mail, go away.
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls beg
pls dig
You can run this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls rich
🥇 50,660,512 -
CSX#0708
🥈 33,665,140 - UxseenSPQ#0690
🥉 32,373,202 - Swifter#9398
🔹 31,486,050 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
🔹 23,570,409 -
Alphaspiderman#5054
🔹 23,437,920 - Bluefire135#5593
🔹 22,008,501 - sanrix#2388
🔹 15,707,262 - Paris#1145
🔹 14,909,410 - 🦗stick insect#2191
🔹 13,489,863 - lemonaiden#7516
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 832, luckily you didn't eat them
pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 1,142
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 809, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
Pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,555. Santa will NEVER know.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 181 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls achievement
Put 6 items in your showcase!
Reward: 1x
Pepe Medal
Reward: 1x
Pepe Coin
Reward: 'Massive Showoff' title




0%
Obtain Prestige 1!
Reward: 1x
Meme Box




0%
Obtain Prestige 5!
Reward: 1x
Dank Box




0%
Obtain Prestige 10!
Reward: 1x
God Box




0%
Obtain Prestige 25!
Reward: 1x
Normie Box
Reward: 1x
Meme Box
Reward: 1x
Dank Box
Reward: 1x
God Box
Reward: 'Prestige Royalty' title




0%
pls stream
- Your stream can last 33 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1640320484:R>
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New World
11
pls stream
- Your stream can last 33 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
2
<t:1640320484:R>
26
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New World
11
pls stream
- Your stream can last 33 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
2
<t:1640320484:R>
26
68
New World
11
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,031, the garage is full of treasures
pls crime
Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.
pls drop
Upcoming Drops:
Holiday Stocking

Drops: <t:1640386800:f> (Patrons Only)

Drops: <t:1640408401:f>

Drops: <t:1640451600:f>
Fart In A Bottle

Drops: <t:1640818800:f> (Patrons Only)

Drops: <t:1640840401:f>

Drops: <t:1640905200:f>
pls shop stocking
This is a rare collectable, only found from drop sales. It was a holiday 2021 item containing a few holiday themed items
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - No current trade value
Rare
Drop Item
stocking
none
- 'Drop Shopper' Bundle
- 'Holiday Collector' Bundle
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Candy Canes
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 509, christmas stores are dope!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,284. Santa will NEVER know.
pls dig
This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Coin Bombs
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 532, lol duh!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Snowflake!
Pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
pls showcase
Your showcase is a way to flex, plain and simple. You buy slots that get more expensive as you go, and you can place items in them that will show on your profile. In addition, anything in your showcase will not be removed on prestige.
Edit your showcase with
pls showcase add/remove <item>
Items you add to your showcase are displayed on your profile.
They are also not removed from your inventory while prestiging or going OMEGA.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 451, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,227 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls beg
pls craft
Are you sure you want to craft:
2x
Snowball
from:
8x
Snowflake
You successfully crafted 2x
Snowball
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Candy Canes
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 908, why the heck is this down here
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Garbage!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,013 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
33minutes and your stream has ended.
2
<t:1640324727:R>
26
72
New World
11
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 945, why are you in your crawl space?
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,531. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Robbers Wishlist!
Pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
17 hours, 37 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls message
Update 9.7.2 Part Two
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/update-97.2-part-two
Global Collector Competition
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/collector-competition
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,457. Nice!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,140, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 91. The hidden number was 97.
Wallet: ⏣ 107,706
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 183,863 (0.0%)
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Manager.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
pls work
@brave orchid What color was next to the word boar?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 31m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 7,700 (23% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (10) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (4) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (21) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (20) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
pls drop
Upcoming Drops:
Holiday Stocking

Drops: <t:1640386800:f> (Patrons Only)

Drops: <t:1640408401:f>

Drops: <t:1640451600:f>
Fart In A Bottle

Drops: <t:1640818800:f> (Patrons Only)

Drops: <t:1640840401:f>

Drops: <t:1640905200:f>
pls shop stocking
This is a rare collectable, only found from drop sales. It was a holiday 2021 item containing a few holiday themed items
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - No current trade value
Rare
Drop Item
stocking
none
- 'Drop Shopper' Bundle
- 'Holiday Collector' Bundle
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Literally a Tree
!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls search
You found ⏣ 684, luckily you didn't eat them
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
pls trivia
no moron, the correct answer was Boron
Which of the following elements is typically used in the doping of the semiconductor silicon?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Science & Nature
pls trivia
no fool, the correct answer was Mocha Latte
What was the development code name for the "Weatherlight" expansion for "Magic: The Gathering", released in 1997?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Board Games
Pls trivia
no bonehead, the correct answer was Andariel
In Diablo lore, this lesser evil spawned from one of the seven heads of Tathamet, and was known as the Maiden of Anguish.
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
pls trivia
no nitwit, the correct answer was Subway
**What fast food chain has the most locations globally? **
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
General Knowledge
Pls trivia
no ninny, the correct answer was Manchester United
Who won the "Champions League" in 1999?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Sports
pls trivia
no ninny, the correct answer was The inability to concentrate on anything
The word "aprosexia" means which of the following?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
General Knowledge
pls trivia
no bonehead, the correct answer was Dexter
**From what show is the character "James Doakes"? **
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Television
Pls trivia
no twit, the correct answer was D. G. Yuengling and Son, Inc
Which American-owned brewery led the country in sales by volume in 2015?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
pls trivia
no nitwit, the correct answer was Norfolk
Which English county will you find the University of East Anglia?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
pls trivia
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 2,000 coins.
The Second Boer War in 1899 was fought where?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
History
Pls trivia
no fool, the correct answer was Antimony
What is the name of the main character in the webcomic Gunnerkrigg Court by Tom Siddell?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Comics
pls trivia
no ninny, the correct answer was Baba O' Riley
The Who's eponymous line, "Teenage Wasteland", appears in which of their songs?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Music
pls trivia
You got that answer correct large brain, you also got 500 coins.
How tall is the Burj Khalifa?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
General Knowledge
pls trivia
You got that answer correct smartass, you also got 1,000 coins.
What is the capital city of Slovenia?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Geography
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 798, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ant!
Pls work
@brave orchid You need to wait 40m and 3s until you can work again!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 1,559. Santa will NEVER know.
You sussy baka! You also found a
Robbers Wishlist!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls search
You found ⏣ 836, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,321 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,843 for an hour of work.
pls search
S?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,163 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,239 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,095 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,039 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,009 messages
5th. @rare coral: 10,781 messages
Top Channel Sum: 391,097 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 240,822 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 45,766 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 39,022 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 32,951 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,536 messages
Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 9 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 34 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 88 hours, 48 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 80 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 539 hours, 53 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 254 hours, 1 minute
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
pls work
@brave orchid What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 563, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,130 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 169 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 4,235, are you the next Escobar?
Ebic
You need to specify a hex (Example: 000000) or RGB (Example: 100, 100, 100) color for this command.
pls choose
I choose for you to use this command correctly. Please list some items to choose from.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 607, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(15%)
1h and 46m until empty




(79%)




(59 / 100)
Level 11
You hug your catgirl, aw.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
Pls bundle
Bundles are a new end game grind for collectors.
There are 17 bundles in all that require you to collect different items and turn them in to complete a bundle.
To see the list of bundles use "pls bundles" and to complete a bundle use "pls bundles <name>". Note that by completing a bundle, you will lose all items needed for that bundle. Completing a bundle gives you the bundle title as an option in "pls title".
When you complete all 17 bundles, you will receive a Collector Badge that gives you no item limit as well as a permanent 10% off all shop and drop items!
Collector Badge
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0%
Bits and Bobs Collector
[Not Completed]
21/20000 Cookie
371/12000 Junk
18/5000 Fresh Bread
114/4500 Garbage
0/100 Trash
3/50 Potato ☭
0/25 Corndog
3/25 Corncob
13/25 Literally a Tree
1/25 Bean
Chronic Worker
[Not Completed]
0/25 Ectoplasm
0/20 Ban Hammer
0/20 Motivational Poster
0/15 Energy Drink
0/15 Beaker of sus fluid
0/10 Binary
0/10 Crunchy Taco
0/10 Tip Jar
11/10 Ammo
0/10 Bottle of Whiskey
0/10 Vaccine
0/10 Baby
0/10 Used Diaper
0/10 Like Button
0/10 Fishing Bait
0/10 Robbers Mask
0/10 Police Badge
0/10 Musical Note
0/10 Santa's Bag
0/5 Stonk Machine
0/5 Stack of Cash
0/5 Meme pills
0/5 A plus
0/5 Pet Collar
0/5 Law Degree
0/5 Shop Coupon
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 792, lol duh!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Snowflake!
Pls crime
You were holding the gun upside down and killed yourself! Imagine being this stupid!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 54m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 8,900 (11% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (10) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (4) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (21) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (20) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 974, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls crime
Santa is sick of your bs and decided you no longer get to live
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Candy Canes
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls search
You found ⏣ 397, now you can do some laundry!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Tidepod!
pls stream
2
<t:1640333720:R>
26
73
New World
11
S?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,227 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,287 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,095 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,039 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,009 messages
5th. @rare coral: 10,797 messages
Top Channel Sum: 391,627 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 241,249 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 45,805 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 39,031 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 32,951 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,591 messages
Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 9 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 34 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 88 hours, 48 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 80 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 539 hours, 53 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 254 hours, 1 minute
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Candy Canes
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
pls beg
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
pls pm
pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 1,150, I guess it doesn’t suck!
PLS BEG
PLS HUNT
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
PLS FISH
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,464, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls crime
Santa caught you trying to steal his mail, go away.
pls profile
Title: Original Memer
19





1,961/2,000





Wallet: ⏣ 1,425,412
Bank: ⏣ 1,778,780
Net: ⏣ 8,300,406
Coin Multi: 128%
Gamble Multi: 26%
55 items (606 total) worth ⏣ 5,096,214
7 daily streak
1,545,260 bank note space
7 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,671 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
Padlock - 27d left
Fake ID - 5d left
cutie
Level 5 Catgirl
@drowsy stump
Level 0
since <t:1640080410:d>
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(77 / 100)
Level 5
You started browsing reddit with cutie.
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,120, why was this in your washer lmfao?
pls daily
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 4 minutes and 45 seconds
pls use daily
pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2
Ant (⏣ 4,560)
x1
Boar (⏣ 9,120)
x17
Fresh Bread (⏣ 19,380)
x8
Cookie (⏣ 9,120)
x1
Corncob (⏣ 2,280)
x2
Deer (⏣ 9,120)
x7
Duck (⏣ 27,930)
x4
Exotic Fish (⏣ 45,600)
x37
Common Fish (⏣ 63,270)
x21
Garbage (⏣ 9,576)
x2
Jelly Fish (⏣ 36,480)
x37
Junk (⏣ 16,872)
x1
Kraken (⏣ 228,000)
x5
Ladybug (⏣ 34,200)
x1
Potato ☭ (⏣ 4,560)
x11
Rabbit (⏣ 37,620)
x7
Rare Fish (⏣ 39,900)
x26
Seaweed (⏣ 14,820)
x36
Skunk (⏣ 102,600)
x1
Spider (⏣ 11,400)
x4
Stickbug (⏣ 18,240)
x1
Trash (⏣ 456)
x41
Worm (⏣ 46,740)
Total: ⏣ 791,844 (128% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Ornaments
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls beg
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,245, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Potato ☭!
pls use
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls message
Update 9.7.2 Part Two
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/update-97.2-part-two
Global Collector Competition
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/collector-competition
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?afk dead
@uncut scaffold I set your AFK: dead
?afk 🙄
@vagrant epoch I set your AFK: 🙄
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,331 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,287 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,101 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,093 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,036 messages
5th. @rare coral: 10,814 messages
Top Channel Sum: 392,309 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 241,825 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 45,837 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 39,061 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 32,955 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,631 messages
Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 9 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 34 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 88 hours, 48 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 80 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 539 hours, 53 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 254 hours, 1 minute
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
s?me
@ionic sail (_tsuki#8497)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1634669403:D> (<t:1634669403:R>)
Created On: <t:1521545485:D> (<t:1521545485:R>)
User ID: 425617358099578881
Message: #👾┃general: 10,768 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 11,093 messages
7 Days: 3,767 messages
24 Hours: 440 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
@slate shore cutie found a
Garbage for you!
pls use daily
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
king fluffball, you need to wait 40 seconds to use that command again.
pls beg
pls crime
Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.
pls pm
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,021, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
s?me
@supple gust (fluffy._.penguin#6075)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1637769069:D> (<t:1637769069:R>)
Created On: <t:1628189682:D> (<t:1628189682:R>)
User ID: 872915539918458891
Message: #👾┃general: 4,262 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 5,957 messages
7 Days: 2,999 messages
24 Hours: 559 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,425 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,287 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 11,162 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 11,101 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,061 messages
5th. @rare coral: 10,814 messages
Top Channel Sum: 392,687 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 242,164 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 45,843 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 39,074 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 32,955 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,651 messages
Top Member Sum: 392 hours, 9 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 34 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 88 hours, 48 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 80 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 539 hours, 53 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 254 hours, 1 minute
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 20d, 21h and 15m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Unable to run the command: The Warnings command requires the Manage Messages permission in this channel or additional roles set up by admins, you don't have it. (if you do contact bot support)
pls beg
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 457, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Pink Phallic Object!
pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,843 for an hour of work.
You found a Ban Hammer 
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 47 minutes and 54 seconds
pls use daily
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls vote
pls use daily
?afk Merry Christmas Boissss
@somber trellis I set your AFK: Merry Christmas Boissss
?whois @uncut scaffold
@uncut scaffold
Fri, Dec 24, 2021 11:29 AM
Wed, Sep 15, 2021 1:18 PM
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s?me
@steel wing (quik#5071)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1627486761:D> (<t:1627486761:R>)
Created On: <t:1491831891:D> (<t:1491831891:R>)
User ID: 300989509921931265
Message: #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 5,721 messages
Voice: #851421832426422312: 8 minutes
30 Days: 11,309 messages
7 Days: 3,608 messages
24 Hours: 423 messages
30 Days: 16 minutes
7 Days: 7 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 70,495 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,381 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,451 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,357 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,309 messages
5th. @rare coral: 10,997 messages
Top Channel Sum: 397,110 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 244,482 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 46,770 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 40,002 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,183 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,673 messages
Top Member Sum: 393 hours, 35 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 34 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 89 hours, 33 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 4 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 541 hours, 19 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 255 hours, 27 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 15 minutes and 38 seconds
pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
23h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
7h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Snake!
What name do you want to give to your snake? Enter a name in chat now!
pls use daily
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls message
Update 9.7.2 Part Two
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/update-97.2-part-two
Global Collector Competition
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/collector-competition
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 17m and 48s until you can work again!
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,493, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls use daily
pls inv
Alcohol ─ 7
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 2
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 15
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
pls use bank 6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 83,348 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,516,487 in total bank space, with 3,201,247 (91.0%) being expanded storage
pls item banhammer
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 70,644 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,423 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,504 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,357 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,336 messages
5th. @rare coral: 11,024 messages
Top Channel Sum: 397,712 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 244,785 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 46,851 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 40,155 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,225 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,696 messages
Top Member Sum: 395 hours, 52 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 105 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 90 hours, 25 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 46 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 543 hours, 39 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 257 hours, 47 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
s?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 70,644 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,423 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,504 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 11,357 messages
4th. @steel wing: 11,336 messages
5th. @rare coral: 11,024 messages
Top Channel Sum: 397,733 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 244,806 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 46,851 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 40,155 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,225 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,696 messages
Top Member Sum: 395 hours, 52 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 105 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 90 hours, 25 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 81 hours, 46 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 543 hours, 39 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 257 hours, 47 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes

pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 30,704 for an hour of work.
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
33minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 33 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
2
<t:1640375655:R>
25
75
New World
11
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 854 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Coin Bombs
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 818, I guess it doesn’t suck!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 756, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word ban?
gr ys cb
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,843 for an hour of work.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,073, santa effed up!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy Cane!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls use daily
You don't own this item??
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
S?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 71,179 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,561 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 11,638 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 11,439 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 11,357 messages
5th. @rare coral: 11,184 messages
Top Channel Sum: 398,983 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 245,243 messages
2nd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 47,179 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 40,565 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,272 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 32,724 messages
Top Member Sum: 400 hours, 48 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 106 hours, 25 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 36 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 83 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 65 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 9 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 548 hours, 36 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 262 hours, 44 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 184 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 55 hours, 56 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 48 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 15 hours, 39 minutes
pls stream
@raw garden
Run 1000 commands!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Fake ID ─ ⏣ 3,800 (62% OFF!)
Disguise your identity on the rich with a random fake name! Lasts for 1 week. Also, will hide you from robbers wishlists.
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,069,420
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls buy keyboard
@raw garden bought 1 Keyboard
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls buy mouse
@raw garden bought 1 Mouse
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1640378724:R>
10
0
FIFA 22
0
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1640378724:R>
10
0
FIFA 22
0
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Engagement Ring
for ⏣ 350,000?
Canceling this transaction.
pls buy headphones
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
aaaa
pls gainlog
Gained: ⏣ 1
When: <t:1640142017:R>
Reason: share
Gained: ⏣ 97,087
When: <t:1640126660:R>
Reason: bankrob
Gained: ⏣ 26,069
When: <t:1639944749:R>
Reason: bankrob
Gained: ⏣ 204,082
When: <t:1639936524:R>
Reason: bankrob
Gained: ⏣ 25,750
When: <t:1639843580:R>
Reason: daily
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,378,560 / 3,383,201 (99.9%)
pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1639843580:R>
Candy"
You have a new message! Type
Collector Badge
⏣ 37,095
Daily Box
Coins