#🤖┃bot-commands
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@slate shore What color was next to the word cooking?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 5,219 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls pet




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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1h and 28m until empty




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(34 / 100)
Level 17
You bought a battle pass for your homie, costing you ⏣ 83
@slate shore your homie leveled up! 16 → 17
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore What color was next to the word girl?
Pong! 164ms
still waiting for the day steal got reactivated
Skjonka isn't ranked yet.
markiplier, you need to wait 46 seconds to use that command again.
okay
Pls work
You should be fired for not working enough but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.
Vladimir Makarov-Capell, you need to wait 29 seconds to use that command again.
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,215 messages
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2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,586 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 10,971 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 10,345 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,693 messages
Top Channel Sum: 398,920 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 244,954 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 48,046 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,336 messages
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5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,527 messages
Top Member Sum: 395 hours, 28 minutes
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5th. @sick tulip: 60 hours, 40 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 548 hours, 41 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 272 hours, 3 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 186 hours, 28 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 35 hours, 20 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 34 hours, 1 minute
5th. #768488587330453544: 20 hours, 49 minutes
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Shovels
!
@nova portal OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It uwu'd away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls work
You should be fired for not working enough but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
@nova portal What color was next to the word host?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for an hour of work.
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 16 minutes and 17 seconds
pls monthly
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
⏣ 175,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 702,793
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,115,015 (0.0%)
⏣ 702,793 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 702,793.
pls beg
pls pm
pls inv
Dragon ─ 1
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 3
ID duck ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 2
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 4
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 7
ID fish ─ Sellable
pls pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls work
@earnest storm What color was next to the word planning?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
-remindme 1h work
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1639678070:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls rich
🥇 206,374,669 -
莎§#4947
🥈 101,770,773 - McSqueezy#0621
🥉 62,122,941 - Bigcrunchymonth#2044
🔹 55,911,186 - PilotRaihan#9739
🔹 48,650,991 -
CSX#0708
🔹 30,981,587 - mythic_shadow#0995
🔹 30,161,031 - Rohith#1487
🔹 26,001,303 - LordVader#1977
🔹 25,251,320 - TheKml#7092
🔹 25,143,421 -
el 18#3166
pls rob
s?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,240 messages
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2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,588 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 10,971 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 10,347 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,714 messages
Top Channel Sum: 399,238 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 245,147 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 48,074 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,362 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 36,110 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,545 messages
Top Member Sum: 395 hours, 44 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 96 hours, 23 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 86 hours, 12 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 85 hours, 3 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 67 hours, 26 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 60 hours, 40 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 549 hours, 1 minute
1st. #851421771181326377: 272 hours, 3 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 186 hours, 48 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 35 hours, 20 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 34 hours, 1 minute
5th. #768488587330453544: 20 hours, 49 minutes
?afk void
@vagrant epoch I set your AFK: void
pls work
@crisp gazelle What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,300 for an hour of work.
pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 5 minutes and 49 seconds
pls vote
pls use dailybox
pls use banknote
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 74,452 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 262,323 in total bank space, with 251,043 (95.7%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 79,372 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 262,323.
pls bal
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Wallet: ⏣ 595,377
Bank: ⏣ 262,323 / 262,323 (100.0%)
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
pls blackjack
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
pls blackjack 150000
Reminder @earnest storm: work
pls work
@earnest storm Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
pls daily
⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 40 minutes and 11 seconds
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,061, the garage is full of treasures
pls daily
⏣ 30,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 1 minute and 12 seconds
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
pls dep all
⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 443,833.
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,131, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Shovels
!
pls beg
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 20. The hidden number was 16.
pls pm
pls dep all
⏣ 960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 444,793.
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Skunk (⏣ 2,850)
Total: ⏣ 2,850 (128% multi)
You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 2,850
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
pls pet




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11h and 59m until empty




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7h and 49m until empty




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1d and 10h until empty




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4h and 45m until empty




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(58 / 100)
Level 13
You paid ⏣ 18 to take Mr. Quacker to roam around the city
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@uncut scaffold Mr. Quacker leveled up! 12 → 13
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@uncut scaffold What color was next to the word honk?
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Wallet: ⏣ 522,578
Bank: ⏣ 444,793 / 445,753 (99.8%)
pls dep all
⏣ 960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 445,753.
s?me
@sick tulip (michasia#4656)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1597094612:D> (<t:1597094612:R>)
Created On: <t:1546777521:D> (<t:1546777521:R>)
User ID: 531448185235832849
Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 3,937 messages
Voice: #851421535642320906: 48 hours, 27 minutes
30 Days: 8,795 messages
7 Days: 1,833 messages
24 Hours: 231 messages
30 Days: 60 hours, 40 minutes
7 Days: 13 hours, 44 minutes
24 Hours: 1 hour, 17 minutes
S?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,478 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,700 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,665 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 10,971 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 10,347 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,795 messages
Top Channel Sum: 399,995 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 245,646 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 48,127 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,387 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 36,249 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,586 messages
Top Member Sum: 396 hours, 13 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 96 hours, 49 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 86 hours, 12 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 85 hours, 3 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 67 hours, 29 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 60 hours, 40 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 549 hours, 46 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 272 hours, 3 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 186 hours, 51 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 35 hours, 20 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 34 hours, 43 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 20 hours, 49 minutes
S?me
@hallow otter (nvm(help)#9394)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1639639254:D> (<t:1639639254:R>)
Created On: <t:1590537447:D> (<t:1590537447:R>)
User ID: 714990620065923083
Message: #🔢┃counting: 59 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 69 messages
7 Days: 69 messages
24 Hours: 69 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls fish
pls work
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,623 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,726 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,695 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 10,971 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 10,397 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,834 messages
Top Channel Sum: 400,600 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 246,027 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 48,150 messages
3rd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 36,416 messages
4th. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,412 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,595 messages
Top Member Sum: 398 hours, 18 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 96 hours, 49 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 86 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 85 hours, 15 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 68 hours, 41 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 61 hours, 10 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 555 hours, 45 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 272 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 192 hours, 25 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 35 hours, 20 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 34 hours, 45 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 20 hours, 49 minutes
pls work
@tight jacinth Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 4,753 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls work
@drowsy stump What was the emoji?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you selected the wrong emoji.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls work
@drowsy stump You need to wait 59m and 45s until you can work again!
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,238 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Coin Bombs
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,190, the garage is full of treasures
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 58 minutes and 44 seconds
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Shovels
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 761, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls crime
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,088, are you the next Escobar?
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,864 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls pm
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
1 hour, 48 minutes and 3 seconds
pls use daily
pls work
@brave orchid You need to wait 18m and 29s until you can work again!
pls search
You found ⏣ 965, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 994
pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy shovel
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls work
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,238 for an hour of work.
pls stream
2
<t:1639697429:R>
21
32
Genshin Impact
7
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 27 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls crime
You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 1,390 in his wallet! Was it worth it?
pls multi
Level up rewards (+10%)
Vote Reminder On (+3%)
Tips Enabled (+15%)
7d Streak (+5%)
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 26m)
Tidepod ─ ⏣ 15,000 (50% OFF!)
Eat a Tidepod, risking your life to have the potential to gain a 50% multiplier for 2 whole hours.
Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 12
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (10) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (4) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (6) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls search
You found ⏣ 906 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls pet




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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3h and 23m until empty




(82%)




(7 / 100)
Level 3
You hug your catgirl, aw.
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
@brave orchid your catgirl leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls shop stickbug
Pls daily
⏣ 30,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
23 hours, 24 minutes and 55 seconds
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,411 for an hour of work.




(91%)
1d and 19h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(94%)
1d and 21h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(96%)




(37 / 100)
Level 2
You started sharpening some knives with Pls pet 😳
@slate shore Pls pet leveled up! 1 → 2
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 99,448 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 3,382,881 in total bank space, with 3,281,583 (97.0%) being expanded storage
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Apex Legends
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pls bal
@jade forge
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 500,000
Bank: ⏣ 470,138 / 509,966 (92.2%)
pls message
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pls search
You found ⏣ 3,055, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls bal
Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
Wallet: ⏣ 503,055
Bank: ⏣ 470,138 / 510,206 (92.1%)
pls inv
Shredded Cheese ─ 22
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Padlock ─ 4
ID padlock ─ Tool
pls use fishingpole
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 36 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls work
@jade forge You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
😭
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 21
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Chill Pill ─ 12
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Daily Box ─ 4
ID daily ─ Loot Box
pls use daily box
pls inv
Pepe Coin ─ 5
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 33
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 14
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
pls trade 33 pinkphallicobject @slate shore 2m
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
pls inv
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 13
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Wallet: ⏣ 700
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 45,876 (0.0%)
pls give 700 @earnest aurora
@primal coral You only have ⏣ 700, you can't share 700 (and pay ⏣ 35 tax)
pls give 600 @earnest aurora
@primal coral You gave GͥOͣDͫNightmareGemkrooofficial✅ ⏣ 600 (and paid ⏣ 30 tax), now you have ⏣ 70 and they've got ⏣ 17,482,569
pls inv
@torpid arch
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1,470
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @brave orchid. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 7966! 17000 + ⏣ 7966 an hour
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,015, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @slate shore. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4127! 12000 + ⏣ 4127 an hour
pls work
@slate shore
Get 10 promotions at one job!
Reward: ⏣ 250,000
Reward: 1x
Normie Box
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,127 for an hour of work.
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (86 / 100)
Level 17
You and your homie took a nice nap.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
pls use normie
!ranl
pls stream
0
<t:1639713469:R>
18
34
Forza Horizon 5
8
t!tree
pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word spam?
bs gr
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,027, did you steal this from a sick person???
pls dig
This command can be used again in 33 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 59m and 36s until you can work again!
pls use daily
pls daily
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
⏣ 27,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 32 minutes and 46 seconds
pls dep all
⏣ 129,743 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 129,749.
ok
PLs pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
Are you absolutely sure you want to disown /pls pet? This cannot be undone, and you'll have to buy a new pet if you want another one.
Pls pet




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Level 0
You hug Pls shop, aw.
Awww! You bought a cute little Pepe!
What name do you want to give to your pepe? Enter a name in chat now!
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 6,480 (46% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 12
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls buy laptop
@knotty lantern bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
Pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 23,337
Bank: ⏣ 102,127 / 103,567 (98.6%)
Pls with all
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
@knotty lantern ⏣ 102,127 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
pls work
Work for Professional Hunter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 824, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 810
pls balance
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls buy laptop
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
@radiant axle bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls use daily max
Pls work
Work for Professional Hunter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
pls shop daily
pls inv
Stickbug ─ 10
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 5
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Worm ─ 182
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls shop normie
pls pet




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Level 3
You drank some hot chocolate with your catgirl whilst watching a movie.
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
pls stream
- Your stream can last 32 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
2
<t:1639724752:R>
21
32
Apex Legends
7
pls stream
- Your stream can last 32 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
2
<t:1639724752:R>
22
32
Apex Legends
7
p!bal
pls use laptop
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
You can't use this item :thinking:
!rnak
pls use undeewer
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
maybe
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 311,391
Bank: ⏣ 338,399 / 339,599 (99.6%)
pls search
You found ⏣ 3,402, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls dep all
⏣ 1,200 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 339,599.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 9m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 3,900 (61% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Pink Phallic Object (37) — ⏣ 12
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (6) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (18) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
15 hours, 11 minutes and 17 seconds
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 4d, 23h and 24m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
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Couldn't find out
Couldn't find out
Custom Status: rcn
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07 May 19 15:33 UTC: 『paspanika5353』
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22 Aug 21 01:24 UTC
16 weeks 5 days and 8 hours
Couldn't find out
Couldn't find out
Has no active status, is invisible/offline or is not in the bot's cache.
No nicknames tracked```
Pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 30 minutes and 42 seconds
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 28m)
Landmine ─ ⏣ 8,500 (15% OFF!)
If someone tries to steal from you there's a 50% chance they will die from blowing up. Lasts 24 hours.
Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 12
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @knotty lantern. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 609! 10000 + ⏣ 609 an hour
Pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 3x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,283. Nice! 
Pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 36 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
You don't own this item??
Pls work
You should be fired for not working enough but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
@somber jacinth What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
!
Pls sell seaweeds max
Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!
You successfully sold 3x
Seaweeds for ⏣ 2,235
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell junks max
You successfully sold 2x
Junks for ⏣ 1,192
Pls sell skunk max
You successfully sold 2x
Skunks for ⏣ 7,450
Pls pm
Pls beg
GG
pls howgay everyone
@eternal mason
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
everyone is 35% gay :gay_pride_flag:
everyone is 93% gay :gay_pride_flag:
GUD AAHHAAHAH
pls howgay
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
You are 8% gay :gay_pride_flag:
Pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1639744107:R>
13
30
FIFA 22
3
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 643, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
Pls beg
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls use banknote all
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 13,439 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 353,756 in total bank space, with 125,876 (35.6%) being expanded storage
Pls sell skunk all
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 2,200
Pls pm
Pls inv
Box of Sand ─ 43
ID sand ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Fidget Spinner ─ 3
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Pls buy laptop
@vestal violet bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
Pls triv
no nitwit, the correct answer was 1
In Rust, how many Timed Explosive Charges does it take to destroy a Ladder Hatch?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
19
not this time, 3 attempts left and 2 hints left.
20
not this time, 2 attempts left and 2 hints left.
15
not this time, 1 attempt left and 2 hints left.
Hint
Your last number (15) was too high
You've got 1 attempt left and 1 hint left.
1
Unlucky, you ran out of attempts to guess the number. I was thinking of 4
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1639744107:R>
13
30
FIFA 22
3
i hateyou!!
i will murder you
lmfo
almost there
Title: Dank Memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 2,426,823
Bank: ⏣ 4,534,305
Net: ⏣ 16,360,332
Coin Multi: 30%
Gamble Multi: 6%
37 items (5,248 total) worth ⏣ 9,399,204
39 daily streak
4 cheese eaten (31.04% xp multi)
4,049,865 bank note space
6 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
6,001 commands issued
Padlock - 27d left
pro_catgirl
Level 27 Catgirl
@desert lava
Level 0
since <t:1639562919:d>
3x 
You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 6x Apple left.
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Coin Bombs
!
pls pet




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Level 28
You started sharpening some knives with pro_catgirl 😳
@drifting relic What color was next to the word weeb?
:Yellow: fluffy
:White: weeb
:Black: cat
@drifting relic pro_catgirl leveled up! 27 → 28
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
-whois 548578270808113173
548578270808113173
22 Feb 19 18:54 UTC
2 years 42 weeks 6 days and 19 hours
26 Jul 21 18:33 UTC
20 weeks 3 days and 19 hours
Has no active status, is invisible/offline or is not in the bot's cache.
09 Feb 21 21:14 UTC: <Usernames reset by user>
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😵💫
pls work
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
Pls pet




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Level 3
You paid ⏣ 85 to take your catgirl to the art gallery
@brave orchid Click the buttons in correct order!
?afk
@somber trellis I set your AFK: AFK
?afk
@slate shore I set your AFK: AFK
Here you go! 
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1639763928:R>
13
37
Crab Game
3
pls work
@brave orchid What color was next to the word hunt?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
Aliases: ?
Description: Join/leave a rank
Cooldown: 2 seconds
Usage: ?rank [rank name]
Example: ?rank Mystic
pls work
@brave orchid You need to wait 8m and 9s until you can work again!
S?channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский
Message stats for channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0)
S?channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский
Message stats for channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0)
pls work
@slate shore What color was next to the word discord?
yl mv cd
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,593 for an hour of work.
pls beg
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Fishing Pole
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,593, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 14 minutes and 28 seconds
pls use daily
pls dep all
⏣ 105,832 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 235,581.
pls with all
@slate shore ⏣ 235,581 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
pls buy pink max
Are you sure you want to buy 19,631 Pink Phallic Object
for ⏣ 235,572?
@gentle venture bought 19,631 Pink Phallic Objects
and paid ⏣ 235,572
Pepe Coin ─ 3
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1,164,687
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 6
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,556 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 27,188 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,531 messages
3rd. @steel wing: 10,515 messages
4th. @ionic sail: 10,463 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,859 messages
Top Channel Sum: 399,739 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 246,730 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 46,383 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 37,204 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 35,898 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,524 messages
Top Member Sum: 417 hours, 21 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 104 hours, 54 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 93 hours, 5 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 91 hours, 43 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 67 hours, 24 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 60 hours, 15 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 566 hours, 26 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 291 hours, 17 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 188 hours, 53 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 36 hours, 46 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 30 hours, 21 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 9 minutes
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls daily
Your streak should be resetting but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 47 minutes and 28 seconds
pls use dailybox
pls pm
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1639771995:R>
10
9
Battlefield 2042
0
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 433,174
Bank: ⏣ 959,697 / 964,137 (99.5%)
pls use bank
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 78,455 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,042,592 in total bank space, with 948,272 (91.0%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 82,895 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,042,592.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 44m)
Life Saver ─ ⏣ 9,900 (67% OFF!)
Having one in your inventory prevents death and uses one when you almost die. This is used BEFORE the apple's effects.
Box of Sand (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (48) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (2) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
pls use fish
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,682, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls pm
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls search
You found ⏣ 953, now you can do some laundry!
pls jail @slate shore
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls sell junk all
You successfully sold 14x
Junks for ⏣ 9,773
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages
!
pls sell garbadge all
You successfully sold 9x
Garbages for ⏣ 6,282
pls dep all
⏣ 4,800 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,047,392.
pls work
You should be fired for not working enough but it's disabled while we fix some bot issues temporarily. Keep up!
@uncut scaffold What color was next to the word valuables?
@uncut scaffold Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 20,600 for an hour of work.
pls pet




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Level 14
You paid ⏣ 12 to take Mr. Quacker to go on a massive shopping spree
@uncut scaffold Mr. Quacker leveled up! 13 → 14
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@uncut scaffold Click the buttons in correct order!
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@uncut scaffold What color was next to the word ducklings?
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls daily
⏣ 31,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
3 hours, 41 minutes and 14 seconds
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 3d, 5h and 36m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,659, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
pls beg
You lost!
Your hint was 22. The hidden number was 15.
pls pm
pls dep all
⏣ 3,720 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 449,473.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 617,067
Bank: ⏣ 449,473 / 449,473 (100.0%)
pls give 300000 @slate shore
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 300,000 (and pay ⏣ 15,000 tax) to @gentle venture?
@uncut scaffold You gave Mbs0607 ⏣ 300,000 (and paid ⏣ 15,000 tax), now you have ⏣ 302,067 and they've got ⏣ 300,009
:sshm
@slate shore you have nothing to withdraw! Did you expect more money in your bank?
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
pls buy pink max
Are you sure you want to buy 25,000 Pink Phallic Object
for ⏣ 300,000?
@gentle venture bought 25,000 Pink Phallic Objects
and paid ⏣ 300,000

what
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,035, but its covered in old gum...
pls pm
pls kill @slate shore
Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
S?me
@hallow otter (nvm(help)#9394)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1639639254:D> (<t:1639639254:R>)
Created On: <t:1590537447:D> (<t:1590537447:R>)
User ID: 714990620065923083
Message: #🔢┃counting: 234 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 422 messages
7 Days: 422 messages
24 Hours: 187 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls work
@brave orchid What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,966 for an hour of work.
?
Well sh**
Well
It's a wip
I just wanted to know if those were knees or something else
Yeah nevermind
S?me
@hallow otter (nvm(help)#9394)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1639639254:D> (<t:1639639254:R>)
Created On: <t:1590537447:D> (<t:1590537447:R>)
User ID: 714990620065923083
Message: #🔢┃counting: 1,091 messages
Voice: No data.
30 Days: 1,284 messages
7 Days: 1,284 messages
24 Hours: 1,049 messages
30 Days: 0 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
S?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 69,859 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 27,301 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,584 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 10,562 messages
4th. @steel wing: 10,515 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,897 messages
Top Channel Sum: 402,003 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 248,351 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 46,385 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 37,217 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 36,446 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,604 messages
Top Member Sum: 418 hours, 50 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 105 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 93 hours, 30 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 9 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 67 hours, 24 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 60 hours, 15 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 567 hours, 17 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 292 hours, 8 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 188 hours, 53 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 36 hours, 46 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 30 hours, 21 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 9 minutes
s?me
@ivory lantern (Aen#0001)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1621038189:D> (<t:1621038189:R>)
Created On: <t:1470158850:D> (<t:1470158850:R>)
User ID: 210086187803738113
Message: #👾┃general: 5,464 messages
Voice: #1 • 👥 Aen Momma - GX's Channel: 3 hours, 4 minutes
30 Days: 6,357 messages
7 Days: 1,546 messages
24 Hours: 744 messages
30 Days: 10 hours, 58 minutes
7 Days: 0 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
pls inv
Pepe Coin ─ 5
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 43
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 14
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
pls rich
🥇 209,965,293 -
莎§#0001
🥈 145,317,448 -
xsc#9393
🥉 140,726,465 - ReceptiveOldsoup#2806
🔹 55,972,346 - PilotRaihan#9739
🔹 48,750,182 -
CSX#0708
🔹 42,810,371 - Hollo#5121
🔹 41,100,682 - ! Błűě !#0219
🔹 38,052,098 - idkwhattoputmyusername#3685
🔹 33,873,207 - Axesoul#9964
🔹 30,061,975 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
pls trade pinkphallicobject 2m @analog sleet
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
pls trade pinkphallicobject @visual comet 6m
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
pls inv @visual comet
Ban Hammer ─ 66
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 54,893
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Beaker of sus fluid ─ 35
ID beaker ─ Sellable
Berries and Cream ─ 52
ID berriesandcream ─ Collectable
Binary ─ 50
ID binary ─ Collectable
pls inv @visual comet
Box of Sand ─ 67,237
ID sand ─ Tool
Santa's Bag ─ 18
ID santasbag ─ Loot Box
Santa's Hat ─ 43,565
ID santashat ─ Collectable
Seaweed ─ 1,587
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1,375
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls trade 1k, sbag @visual comet
Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
pls bal @brave orchid
Wallet: ⏣ 5,952,059
Bank: ⏣ 1,234,479
pls trade 40 pinkphallicobject @brave orchid 3000000
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
pls inv @brave orchid
Bank Note ─ 3
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 31
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Boar ─ 16
ID boar ─ Sellable
Fresh Bread ─ 17
ID bread ─ Sellable
Shredded Cheese ─ 3
ID cheese ─ Power-up
pls bal @molten wharf
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @finite atlas
Wallet: ⏣ 7,852
Bank: ⏣ 4,800
pls rich
(#20) - 19,465,726 - GͥOͣDͫNightmareGemkrooofficial✅#5274
🥇 210,131,335 -
莎§#0001
🥈 145,317,448 -
xsc#9393
🥉 140,726,465 - ReceptiveOldsoup#2806
🔹 55,972,346 - PilotRaihan#9739
🔹 48,807,353 -
CSX#0708
🔹 42,810,371 - Hollo#5121
🔹 41,100,682 - ! Błűě !#0219
🔹 38,052,098 - idkwhattoputmyusername#3685
🔹 33,873,207 - Axesoul#9964
🔹 30,061,975 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
pls ttt @tidal blaze
GͥOͣDͫNightmareGemkrooofficial✅ vs. pilot
Don't want to play? Alright.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 43,386
pls bal @slate shore
Wallet: ⏣ 9
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 19,900
Bank: ⏣ 0
????
@tawdry gulch pls can u give me???
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack
pls use newplayerpack
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls balance
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 7,911
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls bal
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 7,911
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls message
Update 9.6.0 is live and includes a lot of important changes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/update-96.0
pls inv
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Message stats for channel #🌍┃russian┃pусский in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0)
S?top
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 67,110 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,166 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,095 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 10,206 messages
4th. @steel wing: 9,998 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,645 messages
Top Channel Sum: 387,249 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 240,111 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 43,581 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,624 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,622 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,311 messages
Top Member Sum: 410 hours, 51 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 102 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 94 hours, 1 minute
3rd. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 57 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 64 hours, 4 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 57 hours, 17 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 558 hours, 47 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 293 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 179 hours, 41 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 36 hours, 46 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 40 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 9 minutes
pls work
Work for Professional Hunter - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,715 for an hour of work.
why ?
pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 16,127 for an hour of work.
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(96%)
1d and 21h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(99%)




(62 / 100)
Level 18
you spent ⏣ 94 on a big mac for your homie
@slate shore your homie leveled up! 17 → 18
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What color was next to the word ears?
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
pls stream
- Your stream can last 31 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1639817643:R>
19
34
Battlefield 2042
9
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
pls buy
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy keyboard
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls use laptop
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls use hunting rifle
You can't use this item :thinking:
&work
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 254 "
rank me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,755,182 / 8,925,494 (42.1%)
pls rich
🥇 210,224,583 -
莎§#0001
🥈 145,359,742 -
xsc#9393
🥉 104,253,166 - ReceptiveOldsoup#2806
69,988,828 -
TotallyNotErich#4543
🔹 55,972,346 - PilotRaihan#9739
🔹 48,807,353 -
CSX#0708
🔹 42,838,621 - Hollo#5121
🔹 41,100,682 - ! Błűě !#0219
🔹 38,052,098 - idkwhattoputmyusername#3685
🔹 33,873,207 - Axesoul#9964
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 67,157 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,166 messages
2nd. @uncut scaffold: 12,095 messages
3rd. @ionic sail: 10,242 messages
4th. @steel wing: 9,998 messages
5th. @sick tulip: 8,656 messages
Top Channel Sum: 388,470 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 241,135 messages
2nd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 43,643 messages
3rd. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 36,719 messages
4th. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 33,630 messages
5th. #🤖┃bot-commands: 33,343 messages
Top Member Sum: 410 hours, 51 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 102 hours, 32 minutes
2nd. @tawdry gulch: 94 hours, 1 minute
3rd. @sand zodiac: 92 hours, 57 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 64 hours, 4 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 57 hours, 17 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 558 hours, 47 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 293 hours, 31 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 179 hours, 41 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 36 hours, 46 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 29 hours, 40 minutes
5th. #768488587330453544: 19 hours, 9 minutes
pls fish
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
!rakn
pls use bank
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 117,454 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,169,406 in total bank space, with 1,065,726 (91.1%) being expanded storage
pls dep all
⏣ 121,294 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,169,406.
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Coins
⏣ 10,491
You have a new message! Type
Orange Phallic Object
Pizza Slice
Golden Phallic Object
