🤖┃bot-commands

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lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 75,000

You lost ⏣ 25,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 818,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scratch 100kk

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lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 105,000

You won ⏣ 5,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 823,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scratch 100k

[visual comet]

lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 75,000

You lost ⏣ 25,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 798,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scrath 100k

pls scratch 100k

[visual comet]

lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 65,000

You lost ⏣ 35,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 763,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scrath 100k

pls scratch 100k

[visual comet]

lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 100,000

You won ⏣ 0 in total
You now have ⏣ 763,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scratch 100k

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lolxddude's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 15,000

You lost ⏣ 85,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 678,658

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[small snow]

pls scratch 100 k

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@small snow You can't bet less than ⏣ 1,000, sorry not sorry

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Work for Dank Memer Shopkeeper - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

Message From Developers

Update 9.6.0 is live and includes a lot of important changes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/update-96.0

You already have seen this message

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[small snow]

pls message

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Message From Developers

Update 9.6.0 is live and includes a lot of important changes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/update-96.0

You are #388,613 to view this message!

[umbral tartan]

Here you go!

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pls work

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@fading flare

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Run 1000 commands!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000

You were fired from your position as a Police Officer.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

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pls message

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Message From Developers

Update 9.6.0 is live and includes a lot of important changes: https://dankmemer.lol/blogs/update-96.0

You are #389,945 to view this message!

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pls bal

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JustARussianTank's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 751,429
Bank: ⏣ 314,401 / 314,761 (99.9%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 6:52 AM

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HOLY

JESUS

WTF

pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

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pls beg

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Logan Paul

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls worklist

pls work list

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Available Jobs

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour

Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour

Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour

Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 24,000 per hour

Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour

Page 3 of 6

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pls work robber

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@fading flare You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 5 hours, 59 minutes and 19 seconds

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pls crime

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JustARussianTank committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[fading flare]

pls pm

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JustARussianTank's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 598 for your funny efforts.

[fading flare]

pls search

[visual comet]

JustARussianTank searched the glovebox

You found ⏣ 2,407, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!

Multi Bonus: +190% (⏣ 1,577)

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pls beg

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Carole Baskin

"I maxed my credit cards already"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[slate shore]

pls fish

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Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

pls hunt

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All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls pm

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kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 431 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls search

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kraker searched the shoe

You found ⏣ 862, why was this in your shoe lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 349)

[slate shore]

pls crime

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kraker committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

pls work house wife

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@slate shore You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 minutes and 55 seconds

[covert carbon]

pls work

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@covert carbon You need to wait 16m and 9s until you can work again!

[covert carbon]

pls inv @slate shore

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kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 6

[covert carbon]

pls inv @fading flare

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JustARussianTank's inventory

Owned Items

Padlock ─ 11
ID padlock ─ Tool

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Pepe Coin ─ 2
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable

Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 3
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 5

[fading flare]

bruh

stop

pls shop

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Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 16,250 (35% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!

Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!

Pepe Coin (2) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,069,420
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 6 of 6

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pls buy pepecoin

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Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Pepe Coin for ⏣ 500,000?

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Successful Pepe Coin purchase

@fading flare bought 1 Pepe Coin and paid ⏣ 500,000

Thanks for your purchase!

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pls bal

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JustARussianTank's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 254,434
Bank: ⏣ 314,401 / 314,761 (99.9%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 7:03 AM

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pls networth

[covert carbon]

ohh

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pls net worth

pls with all

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@fading flare ⏣ 314,401 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[covert carbon]

can u give pep coin

1

or 2

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pls buy pepecoin

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Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 1 Pepe Coin for ⏣ 500,000?

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Successful Pepe Coin purchase

@fading flare bought 1 Pepe Coin and paid ⏣ 500,000

Thanks for your purchase!

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pls bal

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JustARussianTank's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 68,835
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 314,761 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 7:03 AM

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pls dep all

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⏣ 68,835 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 68,835.

[covert carbon]

can give

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pls net worth

no

pls profile

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JustARussianTank's profile

Title: Memer

Level

10

Experience

1,082/1,100

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 68,835
Net: ⏣ 2,808,221
Coin Multi: 190%
Gamble Multi: 38%

Inventory

25 items (95 total) worth ⏣ 2,739,386

Misc

184,921 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,867 commands issued

Active Items

Padlock - 11mo left

Pet Info

The wock
Level 1 Rock

Use the selection menu for more stats!

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300k

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no

[covert carbon]

400k

550k

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@slate shore You need to wait 13m until you can work again!

CGG Glakebefxy's profile

Title: Dank Memer

Level

32

Experience

3,296/3,300

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 4,530,718
Bank: ⏣ 2,003,948
Net: ⏣ 13,001,274
Coin Multi: 60%
Gamble Multi: 12%

Inventory

28 items (1,156 total) worth ⏣ 6,466,608

Misc

14 daily streak
1,610,828 bank note space
9 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,041 commands issued
Works as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

Active Items

Padlock - 11mo left

Use the selection menu for more stats!

CGG Glakebefxy's gambling stats

GAMBLE (133)

Won: 2,859,255
Lost: 2,993,760
Net: -134,505
Win: 47%

SLOTS (2)

Won: 0
Lost: 732
Net: -732
Win: 0%

BLACKJACK (78)

Won: 364,077
Lost: 620,207
Net: -256,130
Win: 38%

SNAKE EYES (12)

Won: 9,750
Lost: 10,000
Net: -250
Win: 33%

SCRATCH-OFF (207)

Won: 1,347,846
Lost: 2,205,830
Net: -857,984
Win: 43%

TOTAL (432)

Won: 4,580,928
Lost: 5,830,529
Net: -1,249,601
Win: 43%

The number next to the name is how many matches are recorded

When the youtube is evil

👍 5669 | 💬 51

[covert carbon]

yo

hi

pls inv @slate shore

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CGG Glakebefxy's inventory

Owned Items

Coin Bomb ─ 7
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Used Diaper ─ 1
ID diaper ─ Tool

Duct Tape ─ 2
ID ducttape ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Golden Phallic Object ─ 4
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 6

[covert carbon]

pls

give 2

golden phalic

@slate shore

pls

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CGG Glakebefxy's inventory

Owned Items

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 7
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Hunting Rifle ─ 5
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 6
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 5
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 6

[covert carbon]

2 golden phalic

pls

for coins

how much

pls item goldenphalic

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**Golden Phallic Object** (1 owned)

This is simply a collectable, and NOT for any type of use. ANY type of use guys, please.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 50k - 100k

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Collectable

ID

goldenphallicobject

[covert carbon]

its only 200k

but i will give 400k

ok

pls trade

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Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user

[covert carbon]

pls trade 400k coins , 2 goldenphalic @slate shore

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Action Confirmed

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 400,000 (+ ⏣ 20,000 tax)

@flint horizon gives:
2x Golden Phallic Object

Continue trade?

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@slate shore

Timed Out

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 400,000 (+ ⏣ 20,000 tax)

@flint horizon gives:
2x Golden Phallic Object

Continue trade?

[covert carbon]

do

[visual comet]

Canceling this transaction on behalf of CGG Glakebefxy

[covert carbon]

why

ok

pls trade 400k coins , 2 goldenphalic @slate shore

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 400,000 (+ ⏣ 20,000 tax)

@flint horizon gives:
2x Golden Phallic Object

Continue trade?

[visual comet]

@slate shore

Action Confirmed

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 400,000 (+ ⏣ 20,000 tax)

@flint horizon gives:
2x Golden Phallic Object

Continue trade?

[visual comet]

Successful Trade!

Rejwal

⏣ 400,000 (+ ⏣ 20,000 tax)

CGG Glakebefxy

2x Golden Phallic Object

CGG Glakebefxy's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,930,718
Bank: ⏣ 2,003,948 / 2,006,348 (99.9%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 7:19 AM

[covert carbon]

thx

pls bal

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@covert carbon

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Trade 50 times!
Reward: ⏣ 50,000

Rejwal's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,554,319
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,295,660 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 7:20 AM

[covert carbon]

ok

thx

[slate shore]

pls beg

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Lady Gaga

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 726 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 294)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 888 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[slate shore]

pls work housewife

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@slate shore Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[slate shore]

thanks

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the van

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,153, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 467)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed BOREDOM

Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 1,833 to go outside! Score!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 742)

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,596,995
Bank: ⏣ 749,313 / 751,113 (99.8%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 7:23 AM

[slate shore]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 1,800 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 751,113.

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 62,100

You lost ⏣ 6,900 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,588,295

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 138,000

You won ⏣ 69,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,657,295

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,350

You lost ⏣ 58,650 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,598,645

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 113,850

You won ⏣ 44,850 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,643,495

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Nicki Minaj

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 175 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 71)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Cookie (⏣ 840)
x4 Junk (⏣ 1,344)
x1 Skunk (⏣ 2,101)
x2 Worm (⏣ 1,680)

Total: ⏣ 5,965 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 8 items for ⏣ 5,965

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 2,415)

[slate shore]

HOW

BITCH

FUCK YOU

!level

[umbral tartan]

Dum Dum, you need to wait 27 seconds to use that command again.

[slate shore]

fuck you coc sucket

er

ser

ker

YOUR MOM

[visual comet]

@slate shore What was the emoji?

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

[covert carbon]

hi

can we trade

u buy

anything

[slate shore]

no you didn't

[covert carbon]

hmm

[slate shore]

your mom

you're literally a fat quee-

r

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bill Nye

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 295 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 120)

[slate shore]

ebt when

[covert carbon]

hi

pls beg

[visual comet]

Shrek

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 862 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +155% (⏣ 524)

[covert carbon]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Common Fish (⏣ 1,913)

Total: ⏣ 1,913 (155% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 1,913

Multi Bonus: +155% (⏣ 1,163)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Donald Glover

"I would sooner spend money on taxes than giving you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them

[slate shore]

bye

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Donald Glover

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 10m and 28s until you can work again!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Junk (⏣ 672)
x2 Worm (⏣ 1,680)

Total: ⏣ 2,352 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 4 items for ⏣ 2,352

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 952)

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

@slate shore You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #50

View your progress by typing pls collection

[visual comet]

kraker searched the vacuum

Hey you found ⏣ 1,287, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 521)

This event has expired.

F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat

Dec 1, 2021, 8:12 AM

F

kraker answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

kraker earned ⏣ 3,839

[slate shore]

pls crime

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kraker committed SHOPLIFTING

You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

pls hl

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kraker's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 753!

Your hint was 8. The hidden number was 14.

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 305)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Flo from Progressive

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,119 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 453)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Coin Bombs !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,420 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the purse

The old lady did NOT appreciate this, and hit you with her purse... TO DEATH.

no stonks 4 u

[slate shore]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 29m)
Alcohol ─ ⏣ 10,920 (9% OFF!)
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!

Rare Pepe (2) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.

Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!

Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!

Pizza Slice (2) — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 5 of 6

[slate shore]

?whois 694885270486777886

[keen spire]

Couldn't find user 694885270486777886

[slate shore]

pls buy 2 life saver

[visual comet]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@left prairie bought 1 Life Saver and paid ⏣ 30,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

pls buy life saver

[visual comet]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@left prairie bought 1 Life Saver and paid ⏣ 30,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

?whois

[keen spire]

kraker#4647

@left prairie

Joined

Sat, Nov 13, 2021 4:00 AM

Registered

Wed, Jul 29, 2020 12:04 PM

Roles [10]

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ID: 738003998077878292 · Dec 1, 2021, 8:15 AM

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 9m and 58s until you can work again!

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

@slate shore What color was next to the word wife?

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[slate shore]

pls pet

[visual comet]

kraker's Catgirl (your homie) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(53%)
6h and 21m until empty

Love

(88%)

Experience

(13 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You paid ⏣ 500 to feed your homie.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

@slate shore What was the emoji?

@slate shore your homie leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.

[slate shore]

pls pet

[visual comet]

kraker's Catgirl (your homie) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Hygiene

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Fun

(100%)
1d and 23h until empty

Energy

(52%)
6h and 14m until empty

Love

(88%)

Experience

(13 / 100)
Level 3

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

pls beg

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Jesus

"nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs !

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[slate shore]

pls use chill pill

[visual comet]

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:
You have 1x Chill Pill left.

[slate shore]

pls shop chill pill

[visual comet]

**Chill Pill** (1 owned)

Just take a chill pill and relax, sheesh
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 10k - 20k

Rarity

Common

Type

Collectable

ID

chillpill

[covert carbon]

hmm

trade

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Cardi B

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 367 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 149)

[covert carbon]

pls

[slate shore]

what?

[covert carbon]

trade

[slate shore]

pls inv rejwal

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up

Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 6

[slate shore]

pls inv @covert carbon

[visual comet]

Rejwal's inventory

Owned Items

Pet Collar ─ 1
ID collar ─ Power-up

Daily Box ─ 3
ID daily ─ Loot Box

Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool

Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 7

[covert carbon]

pls itemlb melmies

[visual comet]

Melmsie's Beard rankings

🥇 1 - Rejwal#0990
🥈 1 - Abruptum#8773
🥉 1 - Beezahar#0001
🔹 1 - The Diviner#4924
🔹 1 - 東京 | 『gyroukky』#1118
🔹 1 - 𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮#6584
🔹 1 - ↳˳⸙❝カイᵕ̈೫˚ ∗#4900
🔹 1 - Woo.H0$34#8117
🔹 1 - Alan Albino#7289
🔹 1 - Kuroii#2912

[covert carbon]

oh man

[slate shore]

duct tape?

[covert carbon]

srry not th

t

[slate shore]

ok

[covert carbon]

i bought it for 4 mill

[slate shore]

lol

[covert carbon]

pls item duct

[visual comet]

**Duct Tape** (1 owned)

This item is purely used in the craft command to bond items together! It is not purchasable, only found while running commands and in daily/normie boxes.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 20,000
TRADE - 1.5m - 5m

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Tool

ID

ducttape

[covert carbon]

pls itemlb duct

[visual comet]

Duct Tape rankings

🥇 6 - Detree#6658
🥈 6 - Druig#3229
🥉 6 - ハル#2785
🔹 5 - Reddit#2680
🔹 4 - Quiet but diff#3007
🔹 4 - chagost#5600
🔹 4 - ! FortChamp4#8109
🔹 4 - 🍃🍁𝕱𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉🍁🍃#2434
🔹 3 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
🔹 3 - 👑𝔸𝕊ℍ 𝔾ℝ𝔼ℕ𝕀ℕ𝕁𝔸👑#2161

[signal zinc]

Bro how to play

[covert carbon]

pls inv @signal zinc

[visual comet]

Yo this person has nothing for you, move along

[slate shore]

huh what?

[covert carbon]

hahah

[slate shore]

lol

[covert carbon]

he is new

in dank

[signal zinc]

Lol am new from this server 😁

[slate shore]

type "pls start"

[signal zinc]

Ok

[covert carbon]

tye pls start

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,612,527
Bank: ⏣ 751,113 / 755,313 (99.4%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 8:37 AM

[signal zinc]

pls start

[slate shore]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 4,200 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 755,313.

[covert carbon]

type pls work

pls start

pls work

[visual comet]

@covert carbon You need to wait 5m and 42s until you can work again!

[signal zinc]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work Command

This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!

@signal zinc You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[covert carbon]

do what they say

[slate shore]

yep

[covert carbon]

type pls work list

[slate shore]

also check your private chat

pls bal @signal zinc

[visual comet]

EvøNemesis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 1, 2021, 8:38 AM

[slate shore]

hmm

pls bal

[visual comet]

kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,608,327
Bank: ⏣ 755,313 / 755,313 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 8:38 AM

[covert carbon]

pls use new player pack

[visual comet]

You don't own this item??

[covert carbon]

ya

[slate shore]

pls give give 100k @signal zinc

[visual comet]

@slate shore who r u giving coins to, dumb

[signal zinc]

pls use new player pack

[visual comet]

Using Items

Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.

This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.

EvøNemesis's Pack Contents!

x1 - Meme Box
x1 - Life Saver
x1 - Fishing Pole
x1 - Laptop
x1 - Cell Phone
x1 - Hunting Rifle
x1 - Shovel

[covert carbon]

ya

can u give tht memebox

for 100k

@signal zinc

[signal zinc]

What

[slate shore]

lol

[covert carbon]

pls tarde

lets trade @signal zinc

[slate shore]

let him play with it rejwal

[covert carbon]

pls trade

[visual comet]

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user

[signal zinc]

pls trade

[visual comet]

Trade Command

A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!

You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Invalid Usage!

Syntax:
pls trade <your offer> , <someone's offer> <@user>

Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10

2 chill pill
2 x

250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x Apple
8x Life Saver

Trade Example:
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user

[covert carbon]

pls trade 100k coins , 1 meme box @signal zinc

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 5,000 tax)

@signal zinc gives:
1x Meme Box

Continue trade?

[visual comet]

@signal zinc

Action Confirmed

@covert carbon gives:
⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 5,000 tax)

@signal zinc gives:
1x Meme Box

Continue trade?

[visual comet]

Successful Trade!

Rejwal

⏣ 100,000 (+ ⏣ 5,000 tax)

EvøNemesis

1x Meme Box

[covert carbon]

yes

thx

[slate shore]

pls help

[visual comet]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

pawg :star:
phat ass white girl
pegged :star:
yo ok whats this
pokeporn :star:
Why tf would someone want pokeporn
porngif
Basically a porn video but with gifs
tats :star:
women with tattoos
thighs :star:
sexiness is held in the thighs
tiny :star:
tiny porn?
toys :star:
Relive your childhood, except very different!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 3 of 4

[covert carbon]

u got 100k

[signal zinc]

But how to open the memebox

[covert carbon]

its mine now

pls give @signal zinc 100k

[visual comet]

@covert carbon You gave EvøNemesis ⏣ 100,000 (and paid ⏣ 5,000 tax), now you have ⏣ 2,017,975 and they've got ⏣ 205,000

[covert carbon]

i give u 200k

pls bal @signal zinc

[visual comet]

Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!

EvøNemesis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 205,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 1, 2021, 8:41 AM

[covert carbon]

look

[signal zinc]

Thanks bro

[covert carbon]

welx

[slate shore]

looks like evo had better start than us

[covert carbon]

ya

pls bal

[visual comet]

Rejwal's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,017,975
Bank: ⏣ 1,442,068 / 1,442,548 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 8:42 AM

[covert carbon]

pls use meme

[visual comet]

Rejwal's Loot Haul!

⏣ 728,244
x1 - Robbers Wishlist

1 Meme Box box opened

[slate shore]

evo type "pls vote"

[covert carbon]

oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ya

evo

[slate shore]

he is gona i think

gone*

pls beg

[visual comet]

Spoopy Skelo

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 98 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 40)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

This event has expired.

TRIVIA NIGHT

Let's see who's the smartest person here!

Dec 1, 2021, 8:43 AM

Which Toronto landmark was featured on the cover art of Canadian rapper Drake's 2016 album "Views"?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Music

[slate shore]

not c

[visual comet]

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 348 for your funny efforts.

[covert carbon]

oh

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,761

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 1,118)

[covert carbon]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[covert carbon]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish !

[covert carbon]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb !

[covert carbon]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Jelly Fish (⏣ 22,720)

Total: ⏣ 22,720 (184% multi)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

T-Series

"go ask someone else"

Imagine begging LMAO

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 22,720

Multi Bonus: +184% (⏣ 14,720)

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed IDENTITY THEFT

Somebody noticed your strange behaviour and reported your account.

imagine being so bad

[covert carbon]

pls sell box of sand

[visual comet]

Successful Box of Sand sale

You successfully sold 1x Box of Sand for ⏣ 1,000

Thank you for your meme business

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Pizza Slice ─ 2
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Rare Fish ─ 2
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 49
ID sand ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 8
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 6

[covert carbon]

pls inv

[visual comet]

Rejwal's inventory

Owned Items

Police Badge ─ 1
ID policebadge ─ Collectable

Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Box of Sand ─ 7
ID sand ─ Tool

Santa's Hat ─ 1
ID santashat ─ Collectable

Shovel ─ 4
ID shovel ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 6 of 7

[covert carbon]

pls sell box 7

[visual comet]

Successful Box of Sand sale

You successfully sold 7x Box of Sands for ⏣ 7,000

Thank you for your meme business

[covert carbon]

pls item box

[visual comet]

**Box of Sand** (0 owned)

Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 2,900
SELL - ⏣ 1,000
TRADE - 500 - 1.25k

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Tool

ID

sand

Effects

There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

[covert carbon]

oho

[slate shore]

pls sell box 49

[visual comet]

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

Successful Box of Sand sale

You successfully sold 49x Box of Sands for ⏣ 49,000

Thank you for your meme business

[slate shore]

lol

[covert carbon]

wow

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Pizza Slice ─ 2
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Purple Phallic Object ─ 3
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable

Rare Fish ─ 2
ID rarefish ─ Sellable

Shovel ─ 8
ID shovel ─ Tool

Skunk ─ 2
ID skunk ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 5 of 6

[covert carbon]

pls search

[visual comet]

Rejwal searched the bank

You found ⏣ 1,165, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +184% (⏣ 755)

[covert carbon]

haahah

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Rare Fish (⏣ 8,401)
x2 Skunk (⏣ 4,201)

Total: ⏣ 12,602 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 4 items for ⏣ 12,602

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 5,102)

[covert carbon]

come in #852866863335735316

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Elizabeth Warren

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 871 and a Laptop"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 353)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[covert carbon]

i will meet u my friend

[slate shore]

ok

pls beg

[visual comet]

That guy you hate

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 367 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 149)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 try harder next time. We're not angry, just disappointed.

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the pocket

You found ⏣ 990 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 401)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed ARSON

You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 935

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 379)

[slate shore]

pls hl

[visual comet]

kraker's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 49. The hidden number was 66.

loser loser

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Messi

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,217 and a Alcohol"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 493)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 526 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Your Step-Sister

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 269 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 109)

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Dec 1, 2021, 8:56 AM

What is the cost of this item?

kraker answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

kraker hustled ⏣ 2,794 and 1 Purple Phallic Object

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,664 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the vacuum

Hey you found ⏣ 1,155, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 468)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed BOREDOM

You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Cardi B

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,156 and a Box of Sand"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 468)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Ant (⏣ 3,360)
x5 Common Fish (⏣ 6,300)
x1 Rare Fish (⏣ 4,201)
x1 Skunk (⏣ 2,101)

Total: ⏣ 15,962 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 9 items for ⏣ 15,962

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 6,462)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Ariana Grande

"Back in my day we worked for a living"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Bob Ross

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage !

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Garbage (⏣ 336)
x3 Junk (⏣ 1,009)
x1 Rabbit (⏣ 2,521)
x2 Seaweed (⏣ 840)
x2 Skunk (⏣ 4,201)
x3 Worm (⏣ 2,521)

Total: ⏣ 11,428 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 12 items for ⏣ 11,428

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 4,628)

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the dog

You found ⏣ 1,056, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 428)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

[random widget]

pls monthly

[visual comet]

Monthly Command

This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!

[visual comet]

Your account is too new to redeem monthly!

[random widget]

🥺

[slate shore]

pls work

[visual comet]

Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[slate shore]

pls pet

[visual comet]

kraker's Catgirl (your homie) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Hygiene

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Fun

(97%)
1d and 22h until empty

Energy

(39%)
4h and 39m until empty

Love

(82%)

Experience

(13 / 100)
Level 3

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

pls beg

pls dig

[visual comet]

Bob Ross

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 758 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 307)

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 945 for your efforts, niceeee meme bro

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the area51

You found ⏣ 1,576, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 638)

[slate shore]

wtf

pls beg

[visual comet]

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 120 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 49)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles !

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 7

[slate shore]

pls sell bluephallicobject 3

[visual comet]

@slate shore You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 15
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 7

[slate shore]

pls sell

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Fresh Bread (⏣ 840)
x2 Garbage (⏣ 672)
x2 Junk (⏣ 672)
x1 Rabbit (⏣ 2,521)
x4 Skunk (⏣ 8,401)

Total: ⏣ 13,106 (68% multi)

[visual comet]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 10 items for ⏣ 13,106

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 5,306)

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,199,970
Bank: ⏣ 755,313 / 765,393 (98.7%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 10:04 AM

[slate shore]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 10,080 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 765,393.

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 148,350

You won ⏣ 79,350 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,269,240

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 148,350

You won ⏣ 79,350 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,348,590

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69000

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 113,850

You won ⏣ 44,850 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,393,440

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 86,250

You won ⏣ 17,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,410,690

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,350

You lost ⏣ 58,650 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,352,040

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850

You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,327,890

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850

You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,303,740

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 86,250

You won ⏣ 17,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,320,990

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 34,500

You lost ⏣ 34,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,286,490

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 20,700

You lost ⏣ 48,300 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,238,190

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 86,250

You won ⏣ 17,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,255,440

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,350

You lost ⏣ 58,650 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,196,790

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 86,250

You won ⏣ 17,250 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,214,040

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850

You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,189,890

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850

You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,165,740

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 165,600

You won ⏣ 96,600 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,262,340

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

This event has expired.

THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Dec 1, 2021, 10:08 AM

What is the name of this item?

kraker answered first!

[visual comet]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

kraker reaped ⏣ 2,356

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 96,600

You won ⏣ 27,600 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,292,296

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 409 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 166)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

Slow it down bud

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[slate shore]

pls inv

[visual comet]

kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Lucky Horseshoe ─ 3
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 6

[slate shore]

pls use tidepod

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).

Do you still want to use this item?

[visual comet]

Although it got you a lot of internet points and karma, you ended up dying from the tidepod you ate.
You lost all of your coins.
You have 0x Tidepod left.

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 370 "

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 150)

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Too spicy, take a breather

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the street

You found ⏣ 1,573, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 637)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed ARSON

Turns out you tried to set the fire station on fire, it didn't go up in flames.

imagine being so bad

[visual comet]

@slate shore What color was next to the word fishingpole?

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 24,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper

[timid mantle]

pls work

[visual comet]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[visual comet]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 46,350 for an hour of work.

Working as a Ghost

[visual comet]

@slate shore You need to wait 42m and 12s until you can work again!

[slate shore]

coming near yes

[valid osprey]

pls daily

[visual comet]

4Y008's Daily Coins

⏣ 76,750 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 16 minutes and 18 seconds

Streak: 207 days (+⏣ 51,750)

[valid osprey]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[valid osprey]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[valid osprey]

pls dig

[visual comet]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[valid osprey]

pls meme

[visual comet]

I also threw away all my cashews and trail mix

👍 2603 | 💬 33

[valid osprey]

pls pm

pls post meme

pls search

[visual comet]

4Y008 searched the bushes

You found ⏣ 2,097, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +133% (⏣ 1,197)

[valid osprey]

pls vote

[visual comet]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[compact minnow]

pls meme

[visual comet]

uh oh...
There was a problem with the meme command, if this happens for more than a few hours please join our server to report this error (https://discord.gg/meme)

[compact minnow]

pls help

[visual comet]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[autumn bough]

pls help

[visual comet]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[valid osprey]

pls bal

[visual comet]

Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!

4Y008's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 19,904,689
Bank: ⏣ 7,523,599 / 7,527,559 (99.9%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 10:45 AM

[valid osprey]

pls compare

[visual comet]

Comparing

This command is used to compare your stats to another user's stats. The things we show in this command are common things people "flex" against each other.

To use the command, simply tag another user! Example: pls compare @user.

specify a user you want to flex on bro

Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!

[valid osprey]

pls use fake id

[visual comet]

You're in passive mode, you can't use a fakeid

[valid osprey]

pls compare @autumn bough

[autumn bough]

! bankrob

[valid osprey]

pls compare @autumn bough

[visual comet]

4Y008 vs MOGWA1

Level

4Y008: 15
MOGWA1: 0

Prestige

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

Omega

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

Commands Issued

4Y008: 2,628
MOGWA1: 2

Wallet

4Y008: 19,904,689
MOGWA1: 5,000

Bank

4Y008: 7,523,599
MOGWA1: 0

Items

4Y008: 1,000
MOGWA1: 1

Items Worth

4Y008: 15,739,784
MOGWA1: 1,000

Pet's Level

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

Gambling Net

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

Marriage Level

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

Badges

4Y008: 0
MOGWA1: 0

[autumn bough]

pls bankrob

im new can sombody explain what i got to do

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Toby Turner

"I only give money to my mommy"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 743 for your funny efforts.

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the crawlspace

You found ⏣ 1,017, why are you in your crawl space?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Trash!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 412)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed VANDALISM

You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

pls hl

[visual comet]

kraker's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 755!

Your hint was 53. The hidden number was 30.

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 306)

[slate shore]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no stupid, the correct answer was Delta Squad

kraker's trivia question

What is the name of your team in Star Wars: Republic Commando?
You have 10 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Hard

Category

Entertainment: Video Games

[slate shore]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

You got that answer correct wise guy, you also got 500 coins.

kraker's trivia question

In the game "Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon", what is the central protagonist's name?
You have 15 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Easy

Category

Entertainment: Video Games

[slate shore]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no moron, the correct answer was Merano

kraker's trivia question

The World Chess Championship in Chess, Act 1 is set in which Italian city?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Musicals & Theatres

[slate shore]

pls trivia

[visual comet]

no simpleton, the correct answer was At Summer Camp

kraker's trivia question

In "The Simpsons", where did Homer and Marge first meet?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Cartoon & Animations

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Timmy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 975 and a Box of Sand"

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 395)

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[slate shore]

pls use bank note

[visual comet]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 8,869 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 835,828 in total bank space, with 501,508 (60.0%) being expanded storage

[slate shore]

pls dep all

[visual comet]

⏣ 19,309 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 835,828.

[slate shore]

pls bal

[visual comet]

kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,152,595
Bank: ⏣ 835,828 / 835,828 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 10:54 AM

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 44,850

You lost ⏣ 24,150 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,128,445

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the purse

You found ⏣ 1,215, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 492)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,959, are you the next Escobar?

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 793)

[slate shore]

pls search

[visual comet]

kraker searched the sink

You found ⏣ 308 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!

Multi Bonus: +68% (⏣ 125)

[slate shore]

pls crime

[visual comet]

kraker committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?

imagine being so bad

[slate shore]

pls levels

pls level

[visual comet]

kraker's profile

Title: Dank Memer

Level

27

Experience

2,793/2,800

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,131,927
Bank: ⏣ 835,828
Net: ⏣ 5,627,117
Coin Multi: 68%
Gamble Multi: 14%

Inventory

32 items (136 total) worth ⏣ 2,659,362

Misc

4 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
501,508 bank note space
6 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,951 commands issued
Works as a House Wife

Active Items

Padlock - 27d left

Pet Info

your homie
Level 3 Catgirl

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[slate shore]

pls buy tidepods 5

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 5 Tidepod for ⏣ 150,000?

[visual comet]

Successful Tidepod purchase

@left prairie bought 5 Tidepods and paid ⏣ 150,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[slate shore]

pls use tidepos

[visual comet]

Action Confirmed

Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).

Do you still want to use this item?

[visual comet]

You eat a tidepod and somehow live to see the benefits. You gained a 50% multiplier for 2 hours!
You have 4x Tidepod left.

[slate shore]

pls use tidepod

[visual comet]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[slate shore]

pls shop

[visual comet]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 47m)
Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 9,000 (64% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.

Lucky Horseshoe (3) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!

Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 9,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!

Fishing Pole (6) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!

Hunting Rifle (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!

Coin Bomb (3) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 3 of 6

[slate shore]

pls use pizza

[visual comet]

You eat the perfect slice of pizza. You now gain xp 250% faster for the next hour.
You have 1x Pizza Slice left.

[slate shore]

pls use fidget spinner

[visual comet]

Spinning your fidget spinner...

[visual comet]

Your fidget spinner span for 22 minutes, granting you a 22% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
You have 0x Fidget Spinner left.

[slate shore]

pls use horseshoe

[visual comet]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 2x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[slate shore]

pls beg

[visual comet]

Harry

"lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

[slate shore]

pls dig

[visual comet]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[slate shore]

pls hunt

[visual comet]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[slate shore]

pls fish

[visual comet]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 33 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[slate shore]

pls pm

[visual comet]

kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 598 for your funny efforts.

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pls search

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kraker searched the discord

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 687

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 401)

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pls crime

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kraker committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.

imagine being so bad

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pls beg

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Jimmy Neutron

"stop begging"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls hunt

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You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

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pls fish

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Catch the fish!

:bucket::bucket::bucket:

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You cast out your line and brought back one Kraken , nice catch!

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yes

pls pet

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kraker's Catgirl (your homie) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Hygiene

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Fun

(95%)
1d and 21h until empty

Energy

(30%)
3h and 37m until empty

Love

(79%)

Experience

(13 / 100)
Level 3

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

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pls inventory

pls inv

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kraker's inventory

Owned Items

Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

Life Saver ─ 10
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up

Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 5
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 7
ID padlock ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 7

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pls sell

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Action Canceled

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Duck (⏣ 4,200)
x2 Common Fish (⏣ 3,600)
x12 Junk (⏣ 5,760)
x1 Kraken (⏣ 240,000)
x2 Rabbit (⏣ 7,200)
x1 Seaweed (⏣ 600)
x5 Skunk (⏣ 15,000)
x1 Trash (⏣ 480)
x2 Worm (⏣ 2,400)

Total: ⏣ 279,240 (140% multi)

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Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?

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pls beg

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Dat boi

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 951 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 555)

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

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pls fish

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Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

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pls pm

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kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,188 for your funny efforts.

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pls search

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kraker searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 3,305

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,928)

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pls crime

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kraker committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,463. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,437)

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pls trivia

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no idiot, the correct answer was Final Fantasy X-2

kraker's trivia question

Which Final Fantasy game consisted of a female-only cast of party members?
You have 15 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Easy

Category

Entertainment: Video Games

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pls beg

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Jeff Kaplan

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 315 "

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 184)

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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pls hunt

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Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

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pls pm

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kraker's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,092 for your funny efforts.

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pls hl

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kraker's losing high-low game

You lost!

Your hint was 41. The hidden number was 23.

loser loser

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pls search

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kraker searched the area51

You found ⏣ 2,019, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,178)

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pls crime

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kraker committed ARSON

You tried to set the police station on fire! They didn't appreciate it and kinda sorta.. shot you..

imagine being so bad

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pls beg

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A honey badger

"ur too stanky"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

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pls search

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kraker searched the dog

You found ⏣ 1,145, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 668)

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pls crime

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kraker committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,640 in his wallet! Was it worth it?

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,540)

[slate shore]

pls sell

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Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 Fresh Bread (⏣ 1,200)
x1 Duck (⏣ 4,200)
x2 Common Fish (⏣ 3,600)
x16 Junk (⏣ 7,680)
x1 Kraken (⏣ 240,000)
x3 Rabbit (⏣ 10,800)
x2 Seaweed (⏣ 1,200)
x6 Skunk (⏣ 18,000)
x1 Trash (⏣ 480)
x2 Worm (⏣ 2,400)

Total: ⏣ 289,560 (140% multi)

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Successful sale

You successfully sold 35 items for ⏣ 289,560

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 168,910)

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pls beg

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Harry

"I would sooner spend money on taxes than giving you anything"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit !

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages !

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pls sell

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Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x2 Garbage (⏣ 960)
x2 Junk (⏣ 960)
x1 Rabbit (⏣ 3,600)

Total: ⏣ 5,520 (140% multi)

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Successful sale

You successfully sold 5 items for ⏣ 5,520

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 3,220)

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pls dep all

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⏣ 14,280 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 850,108.

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pls bal

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kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,279,130
Bank: ⏣ 850,108 / 850,108 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 11:03 AM

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 79,350

You won ⏣ 10,350 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,289,480

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

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pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 172,500

You won ⏣ 103,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,392,980

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 55,200

You lost ⏣ 13,800 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,379,180

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 62,100

You lost ⏣ 6,900 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,372,280

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 62,100

You lost ⏣ 6,900 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,365,380

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,350

You lost ⏣ 58,650 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,306,730

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 96,600

You won ⏣ 27,600 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,334,330

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 62,100

You lost ⏣ 6,900 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,327,430

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 189,750

You won ⏣ 120,750 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,448,180

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 62,100

You lost ⏣ 6,900 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,441,280

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 113,850

You won ⏣ 44,850 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,486,130

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,350

You lost ⏣ 58,650 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,427,480

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls sig

pls beg

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Mr Krabs

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 605 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 353)

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pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Skunk !

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

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pls work

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@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!

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Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

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pls pet

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kraker's Catgirl (your homie) <:catgirl:841121635796385822>

Hunger

(94%)
1d and 21h until empty

Hygiene

(94%)
1d and 21h until empty

Fun

(94%)
1d and 21h until empty

Energy

(29%)
3h and 30m until empty

Love

(78%)

Experience

(13 / 100)
Level 3

Last Action

You hug your homie, aw.

Tip: You can't increase a stat if it is already above 90%!

[slate shore]

pls scout

pls search

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kraker searched the purse

You found ⏣ 2,024, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,181)

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pls crime

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kraker committed SHOPLIFTING

You managed to steal ⏣ 2,482. Money Heist!

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 1,448)

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pls dig

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LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[slate shore]

pls beg

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Dat boi

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 932 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 544)

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pls hunt

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Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages !

[slate shore]

pls hl

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kraker's winning high-low game

You won ⏣ 540!

Your hint was 39. The hidden number was 66.

Multi Bonus: +140% (⏣ 315)

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pls bal

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kraker's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,466,063
Bank: ⏣ 850,108 / 861,748 (98.6%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 11:07 AM

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 96,600

You won ⏣ 27,600 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,493,663

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

[visual comet]

kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 20,700

You lost ⏣ 48,300 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,445,363

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[slate shore]

pls scratch 69k

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kraker's Scratch-Off

You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 165,600

You won ⏣ 96,600 in total
You now have ⏣ 2,541,963

Use "pls scratch table" to see rewards

[umbral tartan]

kraker, you need to wait 20 seconds to use that command again.

kraker, you need to wait 2 seconds to use that command again.

kraker, you need to wait 28 seconds to use that command again.

kraker, you need to wait 8 seconds to use that command again.

[jovial yacht]

oh

[umbral tartan]

[ANTI-MEE6] Kyrela #BaguetteTeam, you need to wait 51 seconds to use that command again.

[fathom helm]

pls daily

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Jaadu's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 45 minutes and 38 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[fathom helm]

pls vote

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Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[fathom helm]

pls search

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Jaadu searched the sewer

You found ⏣ 2,438, why the heck is this down here

Multi Bonus: +198% (⏣ 1,620)

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pls hunt

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You went hunting and brought back a Duck !

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pls fish

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You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

[fathom helm]

pls sell duck

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Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1x Duck for ⏣ 5,215

Multi Bonus: +198% (⏣ 3,465)

[fathom helm]

pls shop exoticfish

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**Exotic Fish** (1 owned)

This item's purpose is to be collected or sold. Nothing more, nothing less.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 14,900
TRADE - 20k - 35k

Rarity

Common

Type

Sellable

ID

exoticfish

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pls beg

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Kevin Hart

"HeRe In AmErIcA wE dOnT dO cOmMuNiSm"

Imagine begging LMAO

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pls postmeme

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Jaadu's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 942 for your funny efforts.

[fathom helm]

pls dig

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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug !

[fathom helm]

pls fish

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Woah nelly, slow it down

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[fathom helm]

pls sell stickbug

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Successful Stickbug sale

You successfully sold 1x Stickbug for ⏣ 5,960

Multi Bonus: +198% (⏣ 3,960)

[fathom helm]

pls inv

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Jaadu's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 45
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up

Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 4

[fathom helm]

pls sell exotic fish

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Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1x Exotic Fish for ⏣ 14,900

Multi Bonus: +198% (⏣ 9,900)

[fathom helm]

pls dpe all

pls dep all

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⏣ 60,364 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,577,404.

[fathom helm]

pls bal

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Jaadu's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,577,404 / 3,725,560 (42.3%)

😏 · Dec 1, 2021, 11:15 AM

[fathom helm]

pls vote

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Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

Banknote x3
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 50,000

[fathom helm]

pls dep all

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⏣ 100,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,677,404.

[slate shore]

pls beg

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Queen Elizabeth

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 127 "

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 69)

[fathom helm]

pls use daily 2