#🤖┃bot-commands
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pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls postmemes
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
For now, you can only trade YOUR coins for someone ELSE'S items. This will be less restrictive in the rewrite.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 52m and 33s until you can work again!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
pls buy lottery
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls lottery
This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy a lottery ticket and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win. Chances to win are 1 in (how many people are entering that hour).
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for ⏣ 5000? There's a winner every hour!
I guess that's a no, bro
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
This event has expired.
THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
0 hits — 150/150 HP
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 50m and 21s until you can work again!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
pls drop
Upcoming Drops:
Fart In A Bottle

Drops: <t:1640754000:f>
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 3,096 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls highlow
This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!
You won ⏣ 1,198!
Your hint was 71. The hidden number was 42.
pls postmemes
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 42m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 13,000 (48% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!
Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
pls inventory
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 2
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 3
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
! 
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
! 
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 47m and 42s until you can work again!
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!
showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
pls postmemes
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 4,198 to go outside! Score! 
pls search
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Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!




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You hug Brick, aw.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel
! 
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,592, good thing the panty fairy visited! 
pls crime
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 2,365, are you the next Escobar? 
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 44m and 50s until you can work again!
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
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You hug Brick, aw.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants
! 
pls beg
pls fish
Catch the fish!

:bucket::bucket::bucket:
You cast out your line and brought back one Legendary Fish
, nice catch! 
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
pls inventory
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
! 
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
! 
pls search
pls beg
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 2,652 
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
! 
pls postmemes
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,744, why was this in your shoe lmfao? 
pls beg
pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,880 
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
! 
pls pet




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You hug Brick, aw.
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Shovels
! 
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,613, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Apple! 
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
! 
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls postmemes
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 24 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls inventory
Stickbug ─ 1
ID stickbug ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
! 
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,757, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object! 
pls beg
pls crime
You were holding the gun upside down and killed yourself! Imagine being this stupid! 
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
! 
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
! 
pls postmemes
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 37m and 17s until you can work again!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
! 
pls search
You found ⏣ 680 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes! 
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 3,913. Money Heist! 
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Fishing Pole
! 
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls postmemes
pls profile
Title: Newbie
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Wallet: ⏣ 669,174
Bank: ⏣ 8,120
Net: ⏣ 1,447,654
Coin Multi: 245%
Gamble Multi: 49%
30 items (56 total) worth ⏣ 770,360
5,000 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
135 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Lucky Horseshoe - 3m left
Brick
Level 0 Rock
pls deposit all
⏣ 28,920 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 37,040.
pls profile
Title: Newbie
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Wallet: ⏣ 640,254
Bank: ⏣ 37,040
Net: ⏣ 1,447,654
Coin Multi: 245%
Gamble Multi: 49%
30 items (56 total) worth ⏣ 770,360
5,000 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
137 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Lucky Horseshoe - 2m left
Brick
Level 0 Rock
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,057, I wonder who left that up there 
pls beg
pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,440 
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
! 
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
pls postmemes
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
! 
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
! 
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
! 
pls search
You found ⏣ 593 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes! 
pls postmemes
pls pet




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Level 0
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 26m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 13,000 (48% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!
Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (2) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese (1) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
pls passive settings true
no you
huh?
nah I was just joking
pls rob @unique nest
for fun
pls rich
bruh
🔹 23,767,474 - brigh1#6969
🔹 22,345,854 - carrot!#9095
🔹 22,237,086 - s0i9xd#6534
🔹 22,043,232 -
Cheeeeese#4846
🔹 21,893,135 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
🔹 21,537,544 - cryptic.exe#9158
🔹 21,434,966 - intsp#0035
🔹 21,316,405 -
☃❄ Snowsem ❄☃#2588
🔹 21,290,357 - HandsomeLargetruth#2004
🔹 20,990,724 - Tougholdtooth#7352
WHOA
how do i get a bigger bank?
pls bal
Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.
Wallet: ⏣ 10,813,907
Bank: ⏣ 4,729,612 / 4,729,612 (100.0%)
use bank notes
pls passive settings true
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
Wallet: ⏣ 653,575
Bank: ⏣ 37,040 / 44,120 (84.0%)
pls passive true
pls use bank notes
pls inv
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 9,568 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 53,688 in total bank space, with 14,568 (27.1%) being expanded storage
Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
pls deposit all
pls settings
⏣ 16,648 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 53,688.
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Warning Confirmations - confirmations -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a confirmation warning before sending a large amount of coins, items, or expensive purchases.
Confirmation Number - confirmationNumber - 100000
The value that a confirmation will trigger at.
Texts - texts -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not users are able to send you messages via their cellphones (in game item, not real phones pepega).
Family Friendly Mode - familyFriendly -
Disabled
BETA: Toggles whether or not commands filter out most curse words and NSFW content.
Passive - passive -
Disabled
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. On one hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc. Passive will expire if you don't run any commands for 3 days.
thanks
pls sell blue phallic object
@hazy echo You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
pls trade
A command to trade YOUR coins for THEIR items. This is in beta and will be less restrictive in a future update. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!
listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,079 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 3,009 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls trade 3 blue phallic object @slow crypt
you have to actually trade a whole positive number of items, dummy. Not ur dumb feelings
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!
huh? i only got 1 i think
pls trade blue phallic object @slow crypt
listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>
finally
pls trade 1k @slow crypt
listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>
pls trade 1k @hazy echo
A command to trade YOUR coins for THEIR items. This is in beta and will be less restrictive in a future update. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!
listen you have one option:
pls trade <coins> <item amount> <item name> <@user>
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls spank @slow crypt
lul
kek
pls shit @slow crypt
Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
lul
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,873, but its covered in old gum...
pls dig
This command can be used again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 18m)
Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 13,000 (48% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!
Pink Phallic Object (1) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (3) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
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Title: Newbie
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Wallet: ⏣ 644,879
Bank: ⏣ 53,688
Net: ⏣ 1,397,027
Coin Multi: 235%
Gamble Multi: 47%
30 items (69 total) worth ⏣ 698,460
14,568 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
171 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Brick
Level 0 Rock
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Level 0
Are you absolutely sure you want to disown Brick? This cannot be undone, and you'll have to buy a new pet if you want another one.
Awww! You bought a cute little Catgirl!
What name do you want to give to your catgirl? Enter a name in chat now!
Twat
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
pls use bank notes
You don't own this item??
pls buy bank notes
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls vote
pls vote
go vote and you will get banknotes
pls use banknotes all
@slow crypt You found a rare pepe!
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 5,554 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 65,482 in total bank space, with 20,122 (30.7%) being expanded storage
pls use banknote
You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
2
You turn 2 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 43,102 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 108,584 in total bank space, with 63,224 (58.2%) being expanded storage
pls deposit all
⏣ 54,896 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 108,584.
pls use bank note
You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 18,983 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 127,567 in total bank space, with 82,207 (64.4%) being expanded storage
pls deposit all
⏣ 18,983 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 127,567.
pls inventory
Daily Box ─ 1
ID daily ─ Loot Box
pls use daily
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls search
You walked into the infectious disease ward and contracted something that is deadly. Dog ass disease again? (yes)
pls beg
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 4,632 to go outside! Score!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls postmemes
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 17m and 47s until you can work again!
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You pat Twat.
pls beg
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,802, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 29 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 4,395 to go outside! Score!
pls postmemes
pls magik
pls magik
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!
showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
pls scratch 10000
This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,500
You lost ⏣ 8,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 240,110
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500
You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 236,610
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 10,500
You won ⏣ 500 in total
You now have ⏣ 237,110
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 5,000
You lost ⏣ 5,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 232,110
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 14,000
You won ⏣ 4,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 246,110
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 18,000
You won ⏣ 8,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 254,110
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,000
You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 247,110
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500
You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 243,610
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500
You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 240,110
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,000
You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 233,110
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500
You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 229,610
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 24,000
You won ⏣ 14,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 243,610
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,000
You lost ⏣ 7,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 241,610
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 6,500
You lost ⏣ 3,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 238,110
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 12,500
You won ⏣ 2,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 240,610
pls scratch 10000
I can't create this many Scratch-Offs this fast! Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,500
You lost ⏣ 8,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 232,110
This event has expired.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 8.
Gr3ylok answered first!
Gr3ylok reaped ⏣ 5,379
pls deposit all
⏣ 35,400 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 162,967.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,765 and a
Fresh Bread"
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls postmemes
You stole an unknown drink and drank it. It turned out to be poison and you died. RIP
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
What are human nails made of?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Science & Nature
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,974, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
pls beg
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls postmemes
While writing on the wall you fell from 10th floor and died.
pls dig
This command can be used again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls use banknotes
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 50,217 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 220,624 in total bank space, with 132,424 (60.0%) being expanded storage
pls deposit all
⏣ 57,657 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 220,624.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants
!
pls beg
"I only give money to my mommy"
pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,505
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 36 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,299. Nice!
pls postmemes
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 8m and 33s until you can work again!
pls dig
You can run this command again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Legendary Fish ─ 1
ID legendaryfish ─ Sellable
Padlock ─ 3
ID padlock ─ Tool
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
pls craft
pls badges
Professional Professional
Earned for making over 10m coins from pls work.




0%
Professional Slotter
Earned for winning 25,000 games of pls slots.




0%
Professional Better
Earned for winning 20,000 games of pls bet.




0%
Professional Snake
Earned for winning 20,000 games of pls snakeeyes.




0%
Professional BJ'r
Earned for winning 10,000 games of pls blackjack.




0%
Professional High Lower
Earned for winning 25,000 games of pls highlow.




0%
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for ⏣ 5000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 29d, 23h and 3m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 901!
Your hint was 41. The hidden number was 50.
pls highlow
This command can be used again in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
prestige
Reset your entire profile for a prestige level to be seen in your bot profile.
profile
See your profile, or someone else's.
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
pls monthly
⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls dep all
⏣ 3,814,080 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,814,080.
pls omega
This command is for the elite of the elite. If you think PRESTIGE is hard, this is EVEN HARDER. MOST users will never reach omega level 1, and thats the way it's meant to be.
OMEGA is the pinnacle endgame grind of Dank Memer, and only benefits those looking for a real challenge. This is Dank Memer's hard mode.
Pocket Balance:
⏣ 31,860/100,000,000 (0.0%)
Prestige Required:
0/3 (0.0%)
pls omega
This command is for the elite of the elite. If you think PRESTIGE is hard, this is EVEN HARDER. MOST users will never reach omega level 1, and thats the way it's meant to be.
OMEGA is the pinnacle endgame grind of Dank Memer, and only benefits those looking for a real challenge. This is Dank Memer's hard mode.
Pocket Balance:
⏣ 0/100,000,000 (0.0%)
Prestige Required:
0/3 (0.0%)
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
For now, you can only trade YOUR coins for someone ELSE'S items. This will be less restrictive in the rewrite.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
pls pretige
pls snakeeyes
Yet another gambling command, wow we really do love gambling huh.
You make a bet, and you try and get snake eyes (which are two ones on the dice). One eye pays out 1.5x your bet, two pays out 10x.
@slow crypt You need to bet something.
pls prestige
Pocket Balance: ⏣ 0/4,500,000 (0.0%)
Level Required: 32/20 (160.0%)
Inventory Worth: ⏣ 1,486,240/3,500,000 (42.5%)
bruhh
pls snakeeyes 10000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 21,860
pls with all
@hazy echo ⏣ 3,814,080 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
pls prestige
Pocket Balance: ⏣ 3,814,080/4,500,000 (84.8%)
Level Required: 32/20 (160.0%)
Inventory Worth: ⏣ 1,486,240/3,500,000 (42.5%)
pls dep all
⏣ 3,814,080 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,814,080.
pls snakeeyes 10000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 11,860
pls snakeeyes 10000
This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls snakeeyes 15k
@hazy echo You have no coins in your wallet to gamble with lol.
pls snakeeyes 10000

You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,860
pls with 15k
@hazy echo Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 3,814,080)
...
pls with 15000
@hazy echo ⏣ 15,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,799,080.
pls gamble 15k
You lost ⏣ 15,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 7
pls snakeeyes all

A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 2,790
Now you have ⏣ 4,650
pls blackjack all
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
pls profile
Title: Reposter
7





765/800





Wallet: ⏣ 11,531
Bank: ⏣ 220,624
Net: ⏣ 1,236,465
Coin Multi: 245%
Gamble Multi: 49%
34 items (85 total) worth ⏣ 1,004,310
132,424 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
262 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Twat
Level 0 Catgirl
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Blue Phallic Objects
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 1,256!
Your hint was 82. The hidden number was 74.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,418, I wonder who left that up there
pls crime
You managed to steal ⏣ 3,268. Money Heist!
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 52s until you can work again!
pls pet




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
11h and 35m until empty




(99%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 18s until you can work again!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,115, did you just steal from your uber driver?
pls crime
You tried to write something on a wall, but ran out of spray. LOL
pls postmemes
pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
?whois 914176100177961062
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls craft
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 51m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,539 (57% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
Pink Phallic Object (1) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 1,539
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (3) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
pls buy pink phallic object 4
@slow crypt bought 1 Pink Phallic Object
and paid ⏣ 10
pls buy 3 pink phallic object
@slow crypt bought 1 Pink Phallic Object
and paid ⏣ 10
pls buy pink phallic object
@slow crypt bought 1 Pink Phallic Object
and paid ⏣ 10
pls buy pink phallic object 4
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls buy pink phallic object 4
@slow crypt bought 1 Pink Phallic Object
and paid ⏣ 10
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,539 (57% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
Apple (1) — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (1) — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (1) — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Lucky Horseshoe (3) — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
pls buy cell phone
@slow crypt bought 1 Cell Phone
and paid ⏣ 1,539
pls buy fake id
@slow crypt bought 1 Fake ID
and paid ⏣ 10,000
pls buy apple 10
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
pls buy apple
You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls buy apple
@slow crypt bought 1 Apple
and paid ⏣ 8,000
pls buy apple
You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls buy apple
@slow crypt bought 1 Apple
and paid ⏣ 8,000
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 49m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,539 (57% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
Life Saver (0) — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (3) — ⏣ 30,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese (1) — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe (0) — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
pls profile
Title: Reposter
8





808/900





Wallet: ⏣ 9,667
Bank: ⏣ 220,624
Net: ⏣ 1,341,641
Coin Multi: 235%
Gamble Multi: 47%
35 items (98 total) worth ⏣ 1,111,350
132,424 bank note space
4 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
296 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Twat
Level 0 Catgirl
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls postmemes
This event has expired.
SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2021
:rage:
7 hits — 0/200 HP
Gr3ylok dug up ⏣ 3,853
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,238!
Your hint was 17. The hidden number was 70.
pls search
Hey you found ⏣ 1,689, I guess it doesn’t suck!
pls crime
You laughed at a kid so much, you choked to death. Who is laughing now? Imagine being a bully.
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 54m and 43s until you can work again!
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 1,364!
Your hint was 16. The hidden number was 18.
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 6,151
pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
!update
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
This event has expired.
MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:
8 hits — 0/200 HP
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 53m and 48s until you can work again!
WHAT
Gr3ylok found ⏣ 3,066 and 1
Cell Phone
pls dig
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 28 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls postmemes
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,101!
Your hint was 52. The hidden number was 80.
pls search
You found ⏣ 3,350, in addition you smell terrible. Pick a better smelling dumpster next time lmao.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Apple!
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,072. Nice!
pls pet




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(99%)
1d and 23h until empty




(95%)
11h and 26m until empty




(98%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
pls inventory
Cell Phone ─ 3
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 5
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Rabbit ─ 3
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 3 minutes and 11 seconds
pls inventory
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 7
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 6
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 3
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 3
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
@slate shore
!rank me
Invalid command usage, try using it like:
!rank (optional member)
Arguments:
member: User mention (@User) or user ID (159985870458322944)
oo
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
pls profile
Title: Reposter
8





884/900





Wallet: ⏣ 28,872
Bank: ⏣ 220,624
Net: ⏣ 1,317,546
Coin Multi: 235%
Gamble Multi: 47%
32 items (101 total) worth ⏣ 1,068,050
132,424 bank note space
5 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
329 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Twat
Level 0 Catgirl
pls deposit all
⏣ 17,880 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 238,504.
Ah yes nearly 43
pls use banknotes
You don't own this item??
?whois 755414655517589565
@keen swift
Sat, Nov 27, 2021 2:53 PM
Tue, Sep 15, 2020 1:08 PM
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pls work discord mod
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@silent whale Congratulations, you are now working as a Discord Mod!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,000 per hour.
You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls work
@silent whale Click the buttons in correct order!
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls magik
Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Fishing Pole
!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls postmemes
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
pls buy laptop
@slow crypt bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls buy laptop 3
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
pls postmemes
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 694!
Your hint was 17. The hidden number was 28.
pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 6,111
pls buy laptop all
@slow crypt bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls work
@slow crypt You need to wait 36m and 33s until you can work again!
Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
pls pet




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1d and 23h until empty




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(99 / 100)
Level 0
pls help
We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
pls gamble all
This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!
This command is affected by a multiplier as well.
You won ⏣ 7,283
Percent Won: 93%
New Balance: ⏣ 15,080
Rolled 12
Rolled 1
pls gamble all
You won ⏣ 19,718
Percent Won: 98%
New Balance: ⏣ 39,798
Rolled 7
Rolled 2
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls postmemes
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 1,502!
Your hint was 3. The hidden number was 65.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,830, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Life Saver!
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
pls hunt
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls buy hunting rifle
@slow crypt bought 1 Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls highlow
You lost!
Your hint was 19. The hidden number was 18.
pls search
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,701 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls postmemes
pls buy laptop
@slow crypt bought 1 Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 212
This event has expired.
THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:
14 hits — 0/50 HP
Gr3ylok won ⏣ 3,516 and 1
Bank Note
pls use banknotes
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 9,830 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 257,934 in total bank space, with 142,254 (55.2%) being expanded storage
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls postmemes
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,210!
Your hint was 76. The hidden number was 25.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,417, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Pink Phallic Object!
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,803 to go outside! Score!
pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb
!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls postmemes
pls use banknotes
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 21,757 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 285,211 in total bank space, with 164,011 (57.5%) being expanded storage
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 1,799!
Your hint was 15. The hidden number was 75.
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,906, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls dig
pls hunt
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls postmemes
You won ⏣ 816!
Your hint was 26. The hidden number was 72.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,095 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,455 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls postmemes
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,132!
Your hint was 83. The hidden number was 63.
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,738, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls crime
You stole a developer's identity and gave yourself ⏣ 2,717
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
!
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Coins
⏣ 57,609
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