╭🏀・basketball

[rich flax]

Hy twin I said ts was free

[sand drift]

Bro that was a easy in bound play but they just wasted the damn clock… everybody knows this

[placid delta]

Reaves sweat FREE

[brisk hull]

eats today

[hollow fjord]

Wow bri

Bro

[placid delta]

Dam everyone greened today 🔥

[rancid relic]

Nice

[keen mortar]

Yeah it really was once I seen Shai not going over 20 knew they was gone cover lol

[hollow fjord]

Except me

[fossil crest]

Ay man just pray ant man doesn’t drop 45 on wemby again when he gets healthier

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-be-really-proud-of-yourself-alesha-dixon-britains-got-talent-be-proud-take-pride-gif-19871413

[brisk hull]

appreciate it yall boys

[violet path]

Was too easy tonight man. You gotta advantage of nights like this

[hollow fjord]

By 0.5✌️🪝

[brisk hull]

we get it back

[hollow fjord]

Can’t even hit a 2 man

[hard phoenix]

Can’t wait to go 0-5 tomorrow & lose $300

[keen mortar]

If Shai not getting over 20 thunder winning by 20 fa sho!!

[fossil crest]

Deadass

[digital yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gif-11222361906370183659

Yeah… everyone… haha…

[fossil crest]

Gonna pick maxey points and bro gon shoot 10 shots

[rich flax]

Ey I’m thankful to hartenstien

[summer sonnet]

How many did Shai score in the 4th???

[sage dome]

Sga 20 pt streak done

[rich flax]

Mf cashed last second

[fossil crest]

Man trust in bro

[digital yacht]

ZERO

[brisk hull]

literally these discounts been free

[fossil crest]

Not a playoff streak

[brisk hull]

they been feeding us

[rich flax]

He’s banned regardless

Can’t bet on a nigga who gon make me sweat 8 points

😭

[hollow fjord]

Kennard a btch

[fossil crest]

It’s a regular season streak he had 18 points last year in the playoffs

[fossil crest]

Ay man

[digital yacht]

Fuck Shai

[fossil crest]

Cash is cash

[digital yacht]

Fuck Chet ugly ass

[fossil crest]

@still forum

Gang

U ok?

[digital yacht]

Chet ain’t even do nun he just ugly as fuck

[summer sonnet]

I can’t believe me eyes💀

Shai 0 4th q

[still forum]

i mean nigga i don’t have energy to even crash out idec atp 😭

im just getting ready for work tomorrow

[fossil crest]

Nigga was just throwing up bricks doing dumb shit

[digital yacht]

If it makes you feel better my last parlay I cashed was April 25th

[hollow fjord]

3 days in a row getting chalked by 0.5

[fossil crest]

NAW put his trash ass curse onto sga

[rich flax]

Bro I said to nuke okc spread

[keen mortar]

Players prop to hard tbh the whole world know props , nba subconsciously go over or under on top of rigging it

[rich flax]

Ts was easy bread

😭

[still forum]

i didn’t see that

when did you send that 😭

[rich flax]

I said it in the gc

[still forum]

fuck bro

[wicked mountain]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/u41d1583

[fickle river]

Austin Reeves couldn't move tonight

[fossil crest]

Deadass tbh man

[haughty sierra]

drop on the basketball picks gang

[digital yacht]

This is literally just Luka

[fossil crest]

These players know their lines bro

[summer sonnet]

Fuck can’t believe Ayton chalked my shit

[fossil crest]

They have to at least look at them

[digital yacht]

Points was the move

[summer sonnet]

Can’t take his over cause he sucks but when I take his under he balls out

[digital yacht]

Too bad it didn’t matter my shit went 1/4!

Playboi Carti got an album about my parlays man this shit all red

[fossil crest]

Shoulda just did reaves under for everything ngl

[digital yacht]

Like fuck

[violet path]

Hartenstein came through at the end man

Had me sweating lol

[fossil crest]

Man thats not even the album but

I get what u mean‼️

[digital yacht]

Whole lotta red but you get it bro

[flat axle]

Damn shame

[keen mortar]

They push the integrity of the game agenda because in all actuality there is none lol

[fossil crest]

Well damn

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-to-go-wake-up-working-get-up-ready-to-work-gif-16618036

[summer sonnet]

FUCKKK OKC DID COVER THE SPREAD

[fossil crest]

Yea

[summer sonnet]

I SHOULDVE LET IT RIDE

I cashed out

[keen mortar]

Props always gone be off by ONE either over or under lol

[fossil crest]

I think the Isaiah Joe 3 covered it

[fossil sorrel]

As soon as I saw that Austin Reaves discount I knew I should’ve nuked the under

[violet path]

Nigga don’t ever cash out the fuck?

[fossil crest]

Deadass

[fossil crest]

Saw it on sleeper and knew it was cash

[digital yacht]

@fossil crest I’m tailing you tmrw you gettin me out this drought ‼️

[brisk hull]

@still forum @quasi spindle yall tail?

[fossil sorrel]

It never fails bro

[violet path]

You wanna explain this???

[keen mortar]

Stick to team props !!!

[fossil sorrel]

Did I stutter?

[digital yacht]

That shit even more rigged

[brisk hull]

9/10 if you need me i got you pa

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[digital yacht]

Save me king.

[summer sonnet]

Naa you’re right I pussied out

[placid delta]

No way they took away Sga rebound

I’m done

[rich flax]

Ey ima tail tmr don’t let me down

[keen mortar]

Stick to team props instead of player props tbh

[full cedar]

Austin Reaves tonight.

[brisk hull]

we all finna save eachother

[fossil crest]

I gotchu lemme cook up a slip rn

[digital yacht]

Did he go under from that?

[placid delta]

Yup

[white vortex]

Why did you cash out the bottom avalanche slip?

[keen mortar]

Players getting offensive fouls right before they go over lines isn’t just random it’s premeditated

[digital yacht]

We nuking nba headquarters TONIGHT!

[brisk hull]

finna see what the board looking like boys, if i don't post it's cuz im not that confident n would rather yall put $ on what yall confident on feel me? ion like forcing plays js to make it seem like i give out green

[placid delta]

Bro I literally watched him get the rebound

[fossil crest]

Alr lemme scout the slate for tomorrow

[rich flax]

Hy twin

[fossil crest]

The nba Illuminati hates u gang

[digital yacht]

Happened with Keldon Johnson and the Clip was all over Twitter and they still ain’t fix it

[brisk hull]

😭😭

[crimson stone]

i do just a reduced payout

[brisk hull]

nba illuminati is insane

[crimson stone]

u get the whole shi refunded if it was a 2 leg lmao

[placid delta]

Ts is so rigged I’m actually taking a break

Jk what we got for tomorrow

[west yarrow]

🏀

[white vortex]

It won’t be fixed

[full cedar]

Load up

[rich flax]

Nah I’ve had 4 mans refunded cuz of a rescue

[keen mortar]

I put $800 for $3000 once they went up by 2 underdog offered $2300 so why wait 11 minutes til the game was over to maybe get an extra $700 lol
That’s the gift and curse of early cash out tho

[digital yacht]

Yo I haven’t hit a slip in weeks. Ong if you send one more message im sliming you out. All I see is red

[rich flax]

Pray ts don’t happen to u

😭

[fossil crest]

Alr ngl kat assist could be decent

[crimson stone]

we will see gang

[brisk hull]

it be like that🤞 the negative ain't gonna make itself positive by itself

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/knicks-ny-knicks-jalen-brunson-860-gif-12398529113380449818

[fossil crest]

Man lowkey yea

Brunson over ngl

[digital yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/adler-russell-adler-cold-war-bocw-black-ops-gif-18955274

[full cedar]

Watch SGA go for 40 Thursday

[fossil crest]

Usually I don’t bet on this midgets over but

[rich flax]

Rudy the tuff man gobert under tmr

[keen mortar]

I wish I could know when players gonna just be weird like Jarrett Allen was today

[hollow fjord]

Tbh brunson under tmrw lowk

[digital yacht]

Don’t get me started on that mf bro

[fossil crest]

Just runnin around doing nun

[digital yacht]

I took a nap

Check the box score

[hollow fjord]

I think the 76ers adjust tmrw

[west yarrow]

I’m him

[digital yacht]

MF HAD 3 FOULS IN 5 MINUTES DA FUCK

[fossil crest]

U right lowkey

[full cedar]

Ong.

[fossil crest]

Maybe send doubles at him and blitz him

[digital yacht]

They win tomorrow

[fossil crest]

There’s no way they letting him do that shit again

[fossil sorrel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[west yarrow]

Sixers are ass

They ain’t winning

[keen mortar]

Yep! I caught the Sam Merrill and took under then they Reboot lol , Allen coulda been a reboot if that’s the case

[digital yacht]

Knicks hot shooting won’t last

[digital yacht]

Took Mobley PRA out for Allen I’m sick

[placid delta]

Man who got the wnba slips nba is washed

[fossil sorrel]

That’s why I’m convinced ts rigged cuz how you go from 20 points 19 boards to THAT

[pale olive]

Allen back to being Allen 😂

[west yarrow]

Cade and sga under was free

Sheesh

😎

[hollow fjord]

I dont know why they made Kelly oubre guard him instead of edgecombe

[full cedar]

Nigga

[fossil sorrel]

Make it make sense bro

[west yarrow]

onto the next day

for NBA

[rare sphinx]

✅

[fossil sorrel]

Welp looks like I gotta try to rely on table tennis again wish me luck

[digital yacht]

SHUT UP!!!

[rich flax]

Bro ts is the most chalk

😭

[fossil crest]

Thanks to ajay Mitchell for paying for my chipotle today

[fossil sorrel]

I lowkey found the meta tho

[rich flax]

I used to bet on that but you have top 1 player struggling vs a top 500

[placid delta]

You got Pikkit?

[digital yacht]

I thought my ass cooked too my dumbass thought coming back from a week break all I’d see is green

[rich flax]

After that bs I just quit

[rare sphinx]

Of course

[fossil crest]

Deadass nick nurse is a dumbass

[uncut walrus]

Boooo

[fossil crest]

I get trying stuff for game 1

[rich flax]

Wade sold

Nigga sold me too

[placid delta]

Does your chalkboard show up on Pikkit? Mine won’t link

[rare sphinx]

Yeah it works

[rich flax]

And Jarret Allen too

[fossil sorrel]

Always take the dude with the more complicated name. Never fails

[hollow fjord]

No one else had kennard tdy?

[placid delta]

Dam today my first red day of the month 💔

[west yarrow]

@rich flax i nuked the 2 man

Shit cashed bro

[rich flax]

W bro

I seen on the gc

[west yarrow]

Yessir

[fossil crest]

Nigga it’s the 5th

[rich flax]

I’m bout to go cook esports

[round hound]

Wemby bounce back game?

[rich flax]

🫡

[full cedar]

Nuking spurs moneyline tomorrow

[west yarrow]

Tailing

[fossil crest]

O they fs win

[digital yacht]

What are the odds rn

[rich flax]

I gotchu with the slip I’m most confident on

[fossil crest]

I lowkey kinda doubt ant even plays

[west yarrow]

Bet bro

[fossil crest]

And Minnesota already stole a game

[digital yacht]

Nah he got to

[full cedar]

Probably still terrible like before

[digital yacht]

I’m sure it’s -200

[west yarrow]

He can lowkey rest game 2 and play game 3

Tbh

[full cedar]

Might be a lil better depending on if ayo don’t play

[fossil crest]

Idk man if Minnesota are smart they’d rest him game 2

[placid delta]

Ima wait to see who the discounts are tomorrow before I make slips

[fossil crest]

Wait for the sleeper discounts ngl

Whoever they discount is straight chalk

Saw this in the morning and knew he wasn’t getting anywhere near 17

[digital yacht]

The return is soon.

[fossil crest]

Bruh what did u even do

[digital yacht]

Had a limit of $150 a week. Was half asleep tryna take the limit off. Accidentally kept the 1 and had to wait 90 fucking days to change it

I can’t fuckign wait I hate prizepicks

Pick6 drives me nuts too

[fossil crest]

I lowkey fw PrizePicks ngl

30 dollar gimmes

And tacos

And all tacos hit today

[digital yacht]

The one day I don’t take em

[fossil crest]

Ngl I always max tacos

[hollow fjord]

Nah fck prize picks

[fossil crest]

Unless it’s an extremely bad taco

Like the soccer one today was bad but it luckily hit

Off some fluke shit

[digital yacht]

Pick 6 I’m actually positive on I’m up on that app somehow

[hollow fjord]

Mfs ain’t let me cashout kennard in the 4 th

[thorny tide]

Who got the locks I need this streak to stay green ya knowwwwww

[sage dome]

Kennard .5 😢

[digital yacht]

Just cash out and get that mchicken meal bro

[strange inlet]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/97jxm7r0

[digital yacht]

I saw this mf too earlier

[hollow fjord]

Smh

[fossil crest]

Never seen a 1 dollar streak tbh

[thorny tide]

They refunded my last one

[digital yacht]

@fossil crest lmk what you make tmrw brother

[fossil crest]

Lowkey wanna take kat assist but im thinking abt it

[winged harness]

What we got for tmmr

[fossil crest]

Ima do a 2-3 leg

[hollow fjord]

Underdog never coming back to nyc

[digital yacht]

Was tempted to get out of my break and take it when I saw it the other day

Should be cash

[summer sonnet]

PG over 12 pts🔥

[fossil crest]

I’m thinking abt it too

Not taking og rebounds ever again tho

Bro is guarding Paul George and he in the corner 95% of the game

Naz Reid rebounds?

[runic garnet]

Check out Bleacher Nation Fantasy, and get a bonus when you sign up.

https://bnf.onelink.me/951876994?pid=invite_friend&af_referrer_uid=DDIEL0000000&c=invite

Help a broke man out

[summer sonnet]

Ima probably take 4.5

[crimson stone]

if you get on underdogs ass

they will forgive u

[fossil crest]

What did u even say

[crimson stone]

crashed out on em

😭✌🏽

@rich flax

😔

next time

[rich flax]

i told u gang

😭

shits gay

[crimson stone]

ay they gave me a $10 free entry tho

[rich flax]

they need to remove that

[crimson stone]

since i crashed out

ya i told em

[rich flax]

bro found the method

[crimson stone]

😭

[rich flax]

ima do that next time

[crimson stone]

ya bro do it

idek y i placed on javonte

smh

[river inlet]

Finally cashed

No longer the squidward meme

[fossil crest]

Wemby blocks should be free

They’re also giving Stephon castle the open 3

[naive pilot]

I crashed out on PrizePicks

Kept my ass banned

Threatened to sue 🫡

[still forum]

dude

jesus fucking christ

-$752

chalk fucking master

i fasho need to start gambling responsibly cause holy shit

[unique jackal]

fucking yikes man

been doing 1 slip a day

finnaly chalked

leave the player props alone

[earnest night]

what happened on the 15th

[strange bane]

what app so this can motivate me to quit

[still forum]

pikkit

dude im genuinely ashamed

like how tf have i become this addicted

@earnest night my dumbass put a live bet for pacers to win against milwaukee😂

[fossil crest]

Like a toxic gf, I can’t leave em alone

[fossil crest]

Jesus

[still forum]

i gotta limit myself $30 a week to play with

ts is insane

[fossil crest]

Bro

YOU THINK??

[strange bane]

you got a code?

[still forum]

let me check

[fossil crest]

I got a code but Anthony gotchu

[still forum]

https://links.pikkit.com/invite/fumble26757

[fossil crest]

He need it ngl

[still forum]

@strange bane

[strange bane]

LMFAO

[fallow wren]

bro

i took wemby fantasy points last time whats the possibility of him hitting it again

[naive pilot]

Dawg

What the fuck

[earnest night]

average house edge for sports betting is worse than slots and scratch off tickets btw

[still forum]

shhh

[still forum]

dude i’ve bought like 5 scratchers in my lifetime and none have cashed

those shits are terrible

[earnest night]

at least with that youre funding the state and not a private company

[still forum]

true

but then those funds go to israel so

doesnt really matter lose lose situation

[earnest night]

thank god

https://tenor.com/view/black-gay-jew-man-gif-1282032378810975962

[fossil crest]

Man

It don’t be feeling like it

Woah

I’m red

Man I needa stop gambling

After the playoffs ima quit ngl

[still forum]

fr ?

[fallow wren]

i js use ur code

needa see my shi too ngl

[still forum]

ayy thanks dawg 👌🏽

[fallow wren]

no problem

[strange bane]

gahdamn

this is why i'll never be fillin out no tax forms

🤣🤣🤣

[earnest night]

you might have to depending on if you nearly break even or profit

trumps new law makes you pay 10% on losses

[strange bane]

all my shi negative so far this hear so

[earnest night]

win 100k lose 100k you pay 10k in taxes

of money you dont have'

[strange bane]

even in cali?????

[still forum]

my shit is awful i don’t even wanna show the rest

[earnest night]

yes

[strange bane]

ohh wtf fuck that fat chud

[white vortex]

Wait, what?

[still forum]

it’s true bro

we gotta pay for losses too

😭

[strange bane]

aint it part of that big beautiful bill he loves to boast abt

[still forum]

this was announced like november december ish

[earnest night]

yeah look up One Big Beautiful Bill Act gambling tax

[still forum]

he’s a dumbass

he’s literally gonna burn in hell

not even joking

[strange bane]

well can he burn now

i'm not even mad abt that tax stuff

he's genuinely terrible

[earnest night]

hes saying he "could" burn now not he should feds hes not inciting violence

[cloud shadow]

💀

[white vortex]

I think what I’m gambling is small potato wins and losses

Nobody cares. Not even me

[strange bane]

ye my bad feds

[still forum]

fuck you feds idgaf

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-agent-gif-17540199569095667102

[still forum]

they can suck a fart out of my ass

im going to sleep

[strange bane]

damn so this fr my sign to quit

alr yall

nice playin w everybody

[still forum]

see you friday

i need a green slip to recover after today

[earnest night]

if you wanna quit just find another dopamine sink thats all it is

[strange bane]

wnba gon pull me back i js know jt

[still forum]

nfl gonna choke slam me

in september

[earnest night]

specifically a dopamine sink that doesnt require a monthly rent thats more than a apartment

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/a’ja-wilson-aja-wilson-olympics-that-bitch-bitch-gif-14866956697736747180

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-kane-wwe-chokeslam-choke-slam-masked-kane-gif-16793750095375202003

[fossil sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-2734175389934997010

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-2421249060515128977

[willow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-purdy-49ers-brock-purdy49ers-niners-bang-bang-gif-27401798

[fossil crest]

No

I’m not quitting nigga

I just cashed today‼️

[still forum]

fucken addict

try heroin next

[fossil crest]

Ajay Mitchell paid for my day off

[fossil crest]

Shit I might‼️

[keen mortar]

lol

[thorny tide]

Been there ong

[digital yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-ducktales-ducktales2017-house-of-the-lucky-gander-gulp-gif-21467706

[thorny tide]

We ride

[digital yacht]

Good luck brother

[fossil sorrel]

That’s sickening

[thorny tide]

Thank you g

[digital yacht]

Lmk how it goes 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[thorny tide]

Say less. I’m coming back in this back in this bih sick or juiced asf😭

[digital yacht]

Heroin prob better than being addicted to gambling

[thorny tide]

One three per quarter plus a heat check we should be oh so green

[digital yacht]

Just don’t be like me. Cash out when necessary

[fossil sorrel]

Table tennis saves the night yet again

[digital yacht]

Take me back to simpler times 🫩

[twin saddle]

Jose Alvarez getting a 3 tomorrow?

Wyt

[naive pilot]

I miss when all my slips used to say win

[limpid heath]

I hate everyone and everything shai has 9, 11, 9 then 15 FTs in his first 4 playoffs game this year. I decided to take him and he gets 2 YOOHOOOOOO LOVE IT

[digital yacht]

NFL will always hold a special place in my heart i got so rich off that shit

[naive pilot]

shai stayed at 18

2 free throws

shows how much he needs free throws

[naive pilot]

i wanna see what nfl is like

[sly mulch]

why is the bets taking forever to clear

[digital yacht]

Easy as shit to read

[white vortex]

Famous last words

[digital yacht]

Winning Sunday morning slips and flipping it all on live afternoon games and SNF hit like crack

Been hitting huge from nfl, a sport that hasn’t been played since February. @vagrant trench please handle this bot

https://tenor.com/view/shai-pops-thumb-point-shai-gilgeous-alexander-gif-15757092386831851106

[white vortex]

Unless you’re gambling on the combine or NFL draft predictions

[digital yacht]

And I know for a fact no one hitting big on that

[white vortex]

I totally knew the Niners were gonna draft a WR first. You know? 🤪

Bust those mock drafts

[fossil sorrel]

Funny Shai only shoots 3 free throws and only puts up 18 points

[white vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-know-what-the-heck-that-was-rerez-i-had-no-idea-what-that-was-i-had-no-clue-didnt-know-what-was-going-on-gif-26155546

[digital yacht]

Hey at least yall got cmc

[white vortex]

Greatest thing to happen to the Niners in the past decade

Sorry Brock…

[digital yacht]

Purdy up there too

[white vortex]

Yea but it didn’t matter. Seahawks slapped them two games in a row

[digital yacht]

Sure did and hopefully more of that next season 😁😁😁

[white vortex]

If the Niners can’t be fully healthy then they’re not competing with anyone

On the highest level

[fossil sorrel]

Purdy ain’t shit without the all star players around him

[white vortex]

You guys have a lot of moving parts so we’ll see

[white vortex]

He’s all right. I’d still take him over half of the league’s starting quarterbacks

[digital yacht]

I guess. Lot of them got outplayed during the season so we will see how it turns out. Love the K9 replacement , gonna be interesting

[fossil sorrel]

Nah I’m just half asleep talking shit

He solid

[fossil crest]

Goddamn underdog pay me my bread

[white vortex]

I’m more worried about your defensive side

That’s what dominated at the right time

[digital yacht]

Got some studs in draft I’m excited about. Still a young group so could possibly get better. Or a little worse lol

[white vortex]

I mean sure Kenneth Walker was good again but the defense was elite

[naive pilot]

That’s what everyone said mlb was

[white vortex]

You guys still have JSN

[naive pilot]

I hit more in the spring training than regular szn

[digital yacht]

No mlb is Inconsistent AS HELL

[white vortex]

Basically the Rams and Seahawks run the table

[fossil crest]

I’m good off mlb

Ohtani ass now

[naive pilot]

God damn

[white vortex]

Niners when fully healthy can compete but not even close if they’re missing key pieces

[naive pilot]

You leveled up again

[digital yacht]

That first week of mlb was fucking special

[fossil crest]

At least nfl had the rams

[fossil crest]

Pretty cool

I’m red

[digital yacht]

We will see how Puka is. He’s had a hell of an off season

[white vortex]

Basically time ran out for the rams

Just like last season against the Eagles

[fossil crest]

This how yk he finna be good

[digital yacht]

Go back to the old color this red shit throwing me off

[naive pilot]

Fr

[fossil crest]

Man I can’t do nothing abt it

[digital yacht]

I know I know

[white vortex]

He’s pro now

[fossil crest]

I’ll try to level up again

[naive pilot]

How do we get knows ball like you Caderade

[digital yacht]

Man when tf do I level up this shit been same level forever

[white vortex]

It was a special

[fossil crest]

Man I want to know balls

[white vortex]

Getting a WNBA slip correct

[fossil crest]

Bruh

[white vortex]

Or something like that

[naive pilot]

Damn

[fossil crest]

This was free

[naive pilot]

Just tail p10

[white vortex]

Or like whatever they had as a pack

[naive pilot]

Pretty sure he knows wnba

[white vortex]

I don’t remember. Been too long

[naive pilot]

Dang

[fossil crest]

This all I’m running tomorrow

[digital yacht]

I had zero idea I’ve been in here since 2023 I’m lowkey an unc In this shit

[fossil crest]

Goddamn

[digital yacht]

I was a senior in HS tf was I doin

[fossil crest]

Nigga was betting before it even became popular

[white vortex]

I’m an unc in real life 🥸

[digital yacht]

Ong I was in my classes sweating $5 parlays for $15

[west yarrow]

Reaves and Vanderbilt are injured

[digital yacht]

And I’d do it again

[naive pilot]

I used to have dreams

Like going to Harvard

Look at me now

[digital yacht]

You our unc ❤️

[fossil crest]

Now ur sweating 20 dollar parlays for 120

[white vortex]

I’m gonna have dreams now. Good night yall. Good luck on all your slips tomorrow

[west yarrow]

Yeah the lakers are cooked

Thunder sweeping

[naive pilot]

Lebron won’t allow this

[digital yacht]

Shit I’m sweating $25 5 leg parlays that I know damn well ain’t hitting but I don’t learn my lesson

[fossil crest]

Eh

Professional gambler is better

[naive pilot]

Well

Ex

[fossil crest]

Good man

[digital yacht]

All my betting accounts unlock again tmrw my break is over. I am #locked

[fossil crest]

Ima quit at the end of playoffs lowkey

[digital yacht]

Today didn’t count

[naive pilot]

Ima download the app back later and see if I can get a bonus entry 👀

[fossil crest]

Hopefully

[digital yacht]

I usually take the summer off

Well I try

[fossil crest]

Don’t think there’s anything to bet on

[digital yacht]

MLB that’s about it tbh

[fossil crest]

It’s not that fun to bet on shit I don’t know or care abt

Oh no

World Cup

I’m fried

[digital yacht]

Ahh shit

[elfin canopy]

So is the Underdog UI just permanently just list view now or is my app broken

[digital yacht]

My girl gonna hate me she ain’t eating shitttt

[fossil crest]

Ur shit just fucked rn reset ur app

[naive pilot]

Rip my son

So guys

Don’t have kids as a college freshman

[fossil crest]

Man I was deadass gonna take the summer off too

[elfin canopy]

Been like this for days

[naive pilot]

I can barely feed myself

[elfin canopy]

Should i delete and redownload?

[fossil crest]

I’m gonna be sweating mbappe shots on target

[elfin canopy]

Cuz i hate list view

[digital yacht]

Wasn’t planning on it !!

[fossil crest]

Uh shit idk man

[digital yacht]

Yes

[naive pilot]

Well I wasn’t either

9 months later Caprisun jr. popped out

[elfin canopy]

Like no one stuck on list view it gives the option for grid view 😭

[digital yacht]

Shit happens man

[fossil crest]

Shit ngl I would just lowkey abort the baby

[naive pilot]

I just use him as my punching bag

[fossil crest]

Or go ghost

[naive pilot]

When I lose a slip

[naive pilot]

Should’ve

Cuz now I’m a single father

[digital yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[naive pilot]

At 18

🥹

[fossil crest]

Jesus

At 18 is insane

[naive pilot]

He’s 5 years old

[fossil crest]

Ay man

O nah ur trolling

[digital yacht]

40 using my kids as a Punching bag after my parlays go 0/4

[naive pilot]

Nah I’m jp I got no kids

[fossil crest]

Ngl

I mean

[naive pilot]

I’m still a virgin at 43teen I’m good right 🥹

[fossil crest]

Well this don’t sound too bad

[fossil crest]

Uhh

Yea bro fs

Dw man

[digital yacht]

Type shit bro you got this

[naive pilot]

I’m taking a gap year that’s why

[fossil crest]

My uncle took my virginity

[digital yacht]

We ALL virgins 🙏🏻

[naive pilot]

Yeah nah I’ll get banned

[fossil crest]

O nah

[digital yacht]

Ight bro

[naive pilot]

Yessir

[digital yacht]

😭😭😭

[fossil crest]

But deadass bruh after the summer

[naive pilot]

WE

[fossil crest]

I’m quitting Ong

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-on-earth-gif-18131281

[fossil crest]

Maybe not on god

On Anthony

[digital yacht]

Ngl I took a week off and I ain’t even have any urges til today

[naive pilot]

You just bought a one way ticket to hell

[west yarrow]

😭

[naive pilot]

With that statement

[west yarrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chihuahua-mascara-cWOA2ufFLdcQg

[naive pilot]

He just got a sharp pain in his ballsack

[fossil crest]

Bruh if there no sports I like

I don’t even give af abt betting

[digital yacht]

NBA just been bad for everyone it seems tho so I haven’t really cared

[naive pilot]

My last slip was on Sunday

I haven’t had any urges

[fossil crest]

Bruh sometimes it be fucking good man

[naive pilot]

I mean I like seeing everyone hit and imagine thats me

But no real urges to deposit

[digital yacht]

Playoffs have genuinely been the worst for me I’ve never had a drought this bad

Idk why

I usually will have a few slips a week for $100+ but nah

[naive pilot]

Most of these people have to be lying about their slips

[fossil crest]

Everytime I hit on basketball I feel like I understand it now

On some lethal shooter shit

[naive pilot]

There’s no way they go on major streaks

[fossil crest]

And then I go a week chalking

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-it-now-lethal-shooter-gif-10142405447555356112

[naive pilot]

Fr

[elfin canopy]

Dylan harper lower 10.5 points?

[naive pilot]

Man

[elfin canopy]

Lowkey

[naive pilot]

Maybe one last deposit wouldn’t be so bad

[fossil crest]

Bro it’s cus playoffs and regular season so different

[digital yacht]

Nah if you hitting consistently on nba playoffs you just lucky as fuck and need to buy a lottery ticket

I’m being so fr

[west yarrow]

Ant man can lowkey rest game 2 and play game 3

[fossil crest]

Eh lowkey over ngl

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-philip-j-fry-drool-drooling-foaming-gif-4920062

[fossil crest]

I’m thinking he’s gonna do that too

[west yarrow]

They already won game 1

[naive pilot]

Ong bro

[digital yacht]

I would’ve thought playoffs would be easier but nah I was so wrong

[naive pilot]

Millionaires straight robbing me

[west yarrow]

Which was important

[fossil crest]

Playoffs are lowkey based off the last game

[west yarrow]

yup

[fossil crest]

Since it’s mostly about adjustments

[fossil crest]

Yea already stole a game away from home

[digital yacht]

For sure

[fossil crest]

Regular season was mostly abt matchups

[sly mulch]

is anyone else’s bets still not cleared ?

how long ts take

[fossil crest]

Shit at the end of regular season it was so fucking easy

I was doing dumb shit like Jeremiah fears 25 points an cashing

[fossil crest]

Yea mine still hasn’t cleared either

[west yarrow]

Indeed!

[digital yacht]

Like I take sengun 5.5 assists after he consistently been hitting, he gets 3 then the next game he got 8 like what the fuck

[naive pilot]

Man I just don’t get it

[fossil crest]

Bruh yea that’s the thing

[naive pilot]

Sometimes I just think to myself that betting ain’t for me

And a couple days later I’ll be depositing

[digital yacht]

Fears 5.5 assists that last week was free cash and boosted odds everytime

[naive pilot]

Alr maybe depositing 5 ain’t bad

Oh I can’t even deposit 5

[digital yacht]

Ive lowered my deposit amount significantly

[fossil crest]

Ay man 5 is close to 10

I try not to deposit too muc

[naive pilot]

UD minimum deposit is 10

[fossil crest]

Much

[digital yacht]

I prob deposit only like 2 times a week now

[naive pilot]

Fucking Jews

[wanton trout]

🧃

[naive pilot]

Here we are again

Back to the good ol deposit

Reaching for funds I don’t even have

[fossil crest]

But yea I thought playoffs would be easy

Ts is not easy

U actually have to watch the games ngl

[naive pilot]

Good thing I didn’t delete underdog on my pc

[digital yacht]

It’s never been this bad tho I will say

[naive pilot]

Fr

[fossil crest]

Man ur probably right it’s so iffy now

[digital yacht]

I do think year by year the nba gets more fishy with the betting shit

[fossil crest]

Like I did og rebounds

Cus last series he averaged 9

[digital yacht]

Back in the old days I could cash a couple playoff slips a day

My prime years

🥹

[fossil crest]

Bro is on Paul George in the corner for 90% of the game and gets 3 rebounds

[digital yacht]

Ngl this wa cash for first 3 games

[fossil crest]

The only really reliable pick rn is James harden turnovers

[fossil crest]

Bruh deadass

[digital yacht]

But you just get that gut feeling with playoff props that they are DUE to miss

[fossil crest]

Like kat assist

Shit is chalked tomorrow

[digital yacht]

Exactly

[fossil crest]

I can’t explain why

[digital yacht]

Like I’d never go under on it but

I hate unders

[fossil crest]

But sixers are gonna adjust

[digital yacht]

But ima be rockin with reaves PRA under for a minute til it chalks

[naive pilot]

Tailing this esports slip

[fossil crest]

I only like obvious unders

Like reaves points under

Today

[naive pilot]

I’m a fucking addicted piece of shit

[sly mulch]

shai under was free

[digital yacht]

Will be doing this til they back in LA

[fossil crest]

Nigga

[sly mulch]

smelt that double team from a mile away

lakers no other choice

[naive pilot]

Look man

We chalk together

[digital yacht]

Yeah next game he gonna drop 30 then the next it will be 20 and it’s just an endless pattern

[naive pilot]

We cash together

I’m letting it ride

[fossil crest]

Deadass running harden turnovers and reaves points under until chalk

[fossil crest]

I never bet on esports before

[digital yacht]

Like I almost took Jalen Duren 3.5 fouls. MF had ZERO after hitting like the last 5/6

[naive pilot]

I have

[fossil crest]

These niggas are literally playing video games

[digital yacht]

It just don’t make sense to me sometimes man

[naive pilot]

I just gotta hope eclipz is right about this one

[fossil crest]

Makes no sense

[digital yacht]

If that’s an eclipz slip you’ll be ight

[fossil crest]

U would think with a front court like the Cavs have he would have at least 4 fouls

[naive pilot]

Man the thing is when do I stop and withdraw

[digital yacht]

This playoff got me in bookie debt too like THAT AIMT EVER HAPPEN TO ME MAN

[fossil crest]

If I hit for 150 I withdraw 100 and keep 50 in the app

[fossil crest]

Man wtf is bookie debt😭

[digital yacht]

I OWE THIS MF 500 I AINT GOT 500 TO SEND

[naive pilot]

I need money lines but I’m not tryna put my social on underdog

[fossil crest]

DAMN

500??

[naive pilot]

Holy fuck

[digital yacht]

told that mf “brother it’s gonna be a bit but I gotchu” word for word

This mf gonna kill me

[fossil crest]

I don’t even remember me doing this but I got money lines

[naive pilot]

Might be new

[digital yacht]

Man just never get a bookie all ima say

[naive pilot]

But for the team picks like spreads and money lines u have to put ur social

[fossil crest]

Bro better pray ur next parlay cashes

[fossil crest]

Yea I go all that

Got

[naive pilot]

Fr 500 fucking dollars

[digital yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-joker-kill-you-what-would-i-do-without-you-joker-batman-joker-jonkler-gif-15492896523312900172

[naive pilot]

I gotchu with 5 you only owe 495

[digital yacht]

Fuck you 😭😭😭

[fossil crest]

Ill kill somebody to get my 500 dollars back ngl

[naive pilot]

Alr bet ur not getting shit now

You never know

Those 5 could’ve been the last ones you needed

[digital yacht]

Sorry. 🥺

[fossil crest]

Fuck no

[naive pilot]

I’ll forgive you I guess

[digital yacht]

Ima just send that mf $100 from every pay check I’ll be good

[fossil crest]

This why bro doing the 5 man parlays😭

[digital yacht]

Most my shit goes into savings anyway

[fossil crest]

man but nah deadass I been doing research this playoffs

I understand everything now

https://tenor.com/view/xmen-professor-x-come-to-me-gif-11721170243175208720

[digital yacht]

All it takes is one pick6 $25 30% winnings boost slip to hit

[fossil crest]

Man this does sound good

Man this the fucking danger of sports betting

All it takes is one insane run or one crazy slip to solve all my problems

[digital yacht]

Like from an outside perspective you’d think this shit is easy

Mfs just don’t know

[fossil crest]

Bro deadass that’s why I started

I was like shit

Ik ball

[digital yacht]

Ong I wish I never did this shit but I love sports too much it’s just what comes with it when you get older

[fossil crest]

I usually can tell when players are gonna have a good game

[fossil crest]

Straight chalk for a month when I started

[fossil crest]

Deadass bruh

[digital yacht]

Turns out the ball knowledge helps with like 5% of research lmao

It’s annoying

[fossil crest]

Bro fr ball knowledge barely even matters and tbh there’s hella luck into it too

There’s been so many times I’ve won off some lucky fluke shit

[digital yacht]

Oh nah it’s purely luck that’s why I never understood why people pay for sports picks

[fossil crest]

Eh those types of people like getting scammed

[naive pilot]

Stop fucking reminding me

[digital yacht]

Everyone can research the same way these cappers research

[naive pilot]

I’ll stab you

[fossil crest]

Bro u paid fo picks?

[naive pilot]

Yes when I first started

[digital yacht]

Put me out of my misery 🫩

[fossil crest]

And the picks they send you are straight alt lines on some obvious shit

That make you no bread at all

[digital yacht]

Aye That prizepicksvalue mf carried my ass for a minute I won’t lie

[naive pilot]

As soon as I bought it I realized this dumbass only puts goblins and tacos and chalks 80% of the time

[fossil crest]

Shai 20 points type shit

[naive pilot]

Exactly

Acting like I got 10k to throw on it to make another 3K

[digital yacht]

Straight GOBLINS brah

$20 for $30 like what the fuck

[fossil crest]

In reality u putting 50 for 55😭

[naive pilot]

Ong

[fossil crest]

And it can still chalk

[digital yacht]

But yeah I’m ready for these playoffs to end cause I want this break to be longer with no urges

[fossil crest]

And then they act like their mf thanos or sum when it hits

[digital yacht]

Stack my bread up

Well after this 500 is sent

[fossil crest]

Man dw the finals should be cinema

Well maybe

[digital yacht]

Depends who in it

If the “Knicks” in the finals I ain’t betting shit

[fossil crest]

O yea it’s chalk

Knicks are a chalk ass team

Vegas ass team

[digital yacht]

A Knicks and Thunder finals and no one winning bread

[fossil crest]

U bet on Brunson points and Josh hart has 25

[naive pilot]

Wait hold on

What am I doing

I need to rush and take gobert under right the fuck now

[fossil crest]

I mean I don’t hate it

[digital yacht]

My accounts are locked still til tmrw but I like that ngl

[naive pilot]

Damn

Under 8 points

Highkey that’s an over

7.5

[fossil crest]

Would not take the over on bros points😭

[digital yacht]

My sports cards eBay stimmy hits in a few days too ngl this 500 will be made

[naive pilot]

Shii

He might go for 10 this game icl

[fossil crest]

Man U got this bruh😭

Man atp bruh

[naive pilot]

Man

[fossil crest]

Who knows

[naive pilot]

I’m selling my Xbox

I need more funds

[fossil crest]

The way this playoffs going

Gobert dropping 15

[digital yacht]

Just can’t have my girl know ts I get scared she sees that mf texts one of these days “aye can you send $500”

[fossil crest]

For no fucking reason

And wemby getting no blocks

[fossil crest]

Bruh ngl gang

Worst comes to worst

She finna have to put up 250‼️

[digital yacht]

She’d whoop my ass before she ever consider that

[naive pilot]

Bro why do they have Wembys line so high

He just dropped 11

I’m going under 27

[digital yacht]

She hates this betting shit

[naive pilot]

No way Wemby has a legacy game like that

[fossil crest]

Maybe cus they were letting him shoot but I mean idk they defended him pretty well

[fossil crest]

Shittt uh

U been doing it for 3 years tho gang

[digital yacht]

Made that mf use my referral code so win win

[naive pilot]

Fuck if I wanna make anything outta this 5 I gotta run a 3 man

[digital yacht]

Lowkey might be time to hang it up

I love the hustle too much

[fossil crest]

Ts is getting too like

Commercial

[fossil crest]

Bruh isn’t that 15 dollars

Like how is prize picks partnered with the nba

How tf does that even make sense

[naive pilot]

Wemby under and PG for 13 was a 2.5x

[fossil crest]

Who even allowed this

[digital yacht]

Oh for sure. These days mfs sweating prizepicks tacos, back then? It was sweat free you wouldn’t even have to check

[naive pilot]

12.5

Dollars

So

Now we taking Rudy for 10 points

[fossil crest]

Ay man a win is a win

[naive pilot]

A win is a win

[fossil crest]

Bro Ong the tacos today were good but the tacos they usually give are like kinda iffy

[digital yacht]

I might just be better off taking spreads, MLs, and game totals

[fossil crest]

This too

[digital yacht]

Player props now are so ass

[fossil crest]

Like how the nba partnered with a gambling company

That’s like the ufc being partnered by a steroid company

[digital yacht]

NBA is partnered with pretty much every site you can think of, there’s no normal commercial anymore

You see fucking druski and that sketch mf showing off parlays after your fav team gets blown out by 30

[fossil crest]

Every time

Like idk if it’s cus I have PrizePicks

But

It’s weird

[digital yacht]

Prizepicks is horrible man I hate this app

I miss underdog so much

[fossil crest]

I see prize picks ads everywhere

[digital yacht]

Yeah and that’s how you know these props are rigged

These “discounts”

Always sweaty

The players know

[fossil crest]

Sleeper discounts are literally picked out for the player that’s most likely to go under

[digital yacht]

Sleeper be sketchy too. I can go into my history rn with the “100% boost” promo and I’m being so deadass I have 10+ that miss by 1 leg .5

Idk if I’m just unlucky or

Sleeper doin some shit

All $500+ payouts

[naive pilot]

Alr fuck it

[digital yacht]

Just makes no sense

[naive pilot]

PG for 13

And Wemby under 27

Locked it in

[fossil crest]

Bro sleeper is a scam ngl

Hella promos but they’re all chalk

[fossil crest]

Bet

Ngl

This hits

[naive pilot]

Gobert I swear

I’ll rip your fucking French dick off

If you don’t lock up wemby again

[fossil crest]

Man dw

T wolves gotchu

[digital yacht]

If I were to bet tmrw

[fossil crest]

Never using that shit ass app in my fucking life except to look for who to take under

[naive pilot]

Paul George shit the bed tomorrow and your family is done

[digital yacht]

Rudy points under, PG points over, and Brunson points or threes made over

Would most likely be the move

[fossil crest]

Man nothing more stressful than watching a player flush ur parlay down the drain while needing the money

[fossil crest]

Pg points over lowkey

Then Rudy points under

[naive pilot]

Honestly bro idk why

[fossil crest]

I’m telling u bruh they finna have a plan for Brunson

[digital yacht]

KAT assists is so tempting

Fuck

[naive pilot]

But my guts saying Gobert gets 10 for some reason

[digital yacht]

Embiid assists maybe?

[fossil crest]

Kat assist is literally a succubus

[fossil crest]

Maybe I mean

Nahhhhh

Idk I don’t trust embiid assist

[digital yacht]

Shit I don’t trust anything

Randle rebounds

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-thinking-pondering-hmm-gif-12573284342549953625

[wise terrace]

lost 160$ today

will win it all back tmr on one slip

[sly mulch]

anyone else bets still haven’t cleared

like wtf

[graceful vortex]

Logan webb ahh

[sand drift]

😈😈😈😈

[fickle river]

So many bots. Good lord 😮

[still forum]

@nocturne dirge

[river inlet]

Nice

Good morning boys and girls

It’s time to win

[subtle flax]

Bruh

Damn near gotta put 2.5 or better just to be safe 😭💯

[still forum]

yo @calm gazelle did you ban @nocturne dirge

[calm gazelle]

No

[still forum]

fuck

why did he get bannned

unless you’re lying to me

you’re playing chess and im playing checkers

[calm gazelle]

He left before

Idfk

[hard phoenix]

The daily hello to the buddies @vagrant trench @prisma epoch @ember glen & @nova spruce

[visual ferry]

Thoughts?

[hard phoenix]

Can’t forget about the other buddies @calm gazelle @noble dock @glacial stag & @small pebble

Can’t forget about the other buddies @deft falcon @placid delta @quartz tide & @dense urchin

Can’t forget about the other buddies @unique tide @whole hinge @full cedar

Can’t forget about the other buddies @white vortex @mint stratus @twilit stone

Can’t forget about the other buddies @livid fern @tame beacon @rugged turret & @long hound

Can’t forget about the other buddies @honest parcel @spring token @balmy nymph & @clever fern

Can’t forget about the other buddies @runic gale @tepid wyvern @fleet flint & @barren fjord

[river inlet]

Not babybroke 💔

[river inlet]

Maxey banned

[still forum]

smh

these mods are cops

👮‍♀️ 🐀

[keen mortar]

Why was Jared Vando not on the board yesterday before the injury ? They must really know who’s gonna get minutes lol

[river inlet]

Wemby boards is safe for my streak right

[rich flax]

🐀 🔫

[whole hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/satou-sabally-sips-tea-smoothie-dallas-wings-wnba-gif-25340165

[fickle river]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-dancing-cat-dancing-funny-gif-15633764167716291594

[fickle river]

https://tenor.com/view/bullish-bullish-af-buy-buy-moar-crypto-gif-4023638677059070706

[river inlet]

All the bots r bills fans I’ve noticed

[placid delta]

man yesterday was horrible idek if i wanna bet today

[winged harness]

Damn even bitches who work for customer service tell lies too

“Only for new users” 😂

Whole time I slapped $10 on that puppy and I been using that app since 2024

[winged harness]

Yesterday was a good day you helped me cash on cade under pa

[placid delta]

glad someone cashed atleast

what yall got today

[shy igloo]

Sorry to chat I gotta stop gatekeeping tennis

[winged harness]

Is brunson pts crazy

Or kat under pr ?

[west yarrow]

Embiid bounce back

[placid delta]

it really all depends on embiid health

he could barely move last game so idk

[hard phoenix]

KODAI AT WORK OVER 0.5

[placid delta]

NUKE IT

[still forum]

are you mex*can …

[calm gazelle]

Morning

[river inlet]

I love u btw

U made me go shai and cade under yesterday

Eating good td off that

[west yarrow]

Yessir

Got you

[winged harness]

No, but I do have sumn hispanic relatives

[frozen pilot]

Nice

[sly moth]

Hey y'all, check this out

[winged harness]

What in the Christmas lights 😭

[sly moth]

My Christmas tree still up fr