╭🏀・basketball

[fossil crest]

If u guys talking abt fire fit

[twilit barn]

one

[fossil crest]

The nigga an actor or sum

[naive pilot]

im 5'2 600 he cant bench me

[fossil crest]

And he a firefighter

[simple mica]

crazy

[brisk hull]

240 last time i tried, but it's been a lil

[placid delta]

not me. i weigh 476 lbs

[nocturne dirge]

Yea he turned up to late

[brisk hull]

build of hell 🙏

[simple mica]

what else is he superman?

[naive pilot]

We just big boned

[simple mica]

built like a ark character

[rich flax]

Fuck it parlay

[fossil crest]

Nigga was fighting a fire and asking us abt his parlay at the same time I stg😭😭

[naive pilot]

Ate a lil too many chitlins

[peak lotus]

Hn

[rich flax]

U gon be shitty

[simple mica]

u think someone in here over 410

[nocturne dirge]

We bout the same height im 5’1 250

[naive pilot]

we got hella diff builds im slightly bigger than you

[fossil crest]

And he’s a truck driver at the same time idk what that nigga is

[naive pilot]

5'2 600 not bad

[twilit barn]

imma just assume okc starters not comin back

[placid delta]

fridge protector ahh build

[peak lotus]

Hn

[nocturne dirge]

Fuck u mean 600 not bad 😭 😂

[fossil crest]

We all not around 600?

Well damn

[whole hinge]

Curry playing around 25 mins ! Is he going over or under ?

[limpid heath]

What’s crazy is he had 8 and they took 2 of his points away smh

[limpid heath]

Under

[rich flax]

Over assist under points

[west yarrow]

under

[rich flax]

Under pra

[naive pilot]

they dont eat twin

[willow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/tantrum-slaton-sisters-fuming-gif-18718773

[wintry wing]

Wait fr?? Nahh

[simple mica]

@naive pilot build

[rich flax]

Yeah

[fossil crest]

They mad at us cus they got a twink build

[wintry wing]

Mfs fucked it up🫩

[nocturne dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/5-foot-2-inches-5-feet-2-inches-5-ft-2-in-5-2-five-foot-two-gif-15276353947646399260

[whole hinge]

Bet , over it is 😂

[velvet heart]

cooper 50 incoming

[willow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/ambeeee-gif-19218531

[simple mica]

the wrong jalen scoring bruh

[still forum]

fuck dawg fears out there on bullshit 😭

i need 5 more points to cash

he might not even touch the 4th

[simple mica]

cmon utah yall was cooking

[west yarrow]

lmfao 😭

[willow pagoda]

If he cash lemme hold that entry amount 🤝

[still forum]

got you

[rich flax]

And slide 5 for a 5$ meal

[gray escarp]

Curry free under on boards

[still forum]

he’s missed like 2 3s

he would’ve been chased me

[fossil crest]

Man I hate taking curry under

[naive pilot]

amen is catching all those boards and hes injured

[fossil crest]

Any game bro can hit back to back 3s

[naive pilot]

curry boards is the only under ill accept

[placid delta]

same but i took it

[nocturne dirge]

Triple double luke kennard?

[fossil crest]

Especially with kristaps back

[limpid heath]

I swear on my life

[gray escarp]

Ong shi straight luck if he gets that many boards

[brisk hull]

well kyle went over

[fossil crest]

Wonder what the multiplier of this would be

[limpid heath]

This HAS to cash bruh

[hollow fjord]

Omg banchero wtf happned to u

[brisk hull]

but do i cash out? or we trust lamelo lol

[hollow fjord]

Gotta be gambling

[gray escarp]

Damn bro4 man for 5x?

[brisk hull]

Ik lamelo can fs get it but 💔

[gray escarp]

He always been disappointing

[wintry wing]

Smh

I need an assist from Melo

[fossil crest]

Banchero is an enemy of progress

[nocturne dirge]

Literally need this nigga for 4 more boards 💀

[brisk hull]

same thing with him he's banned, always my last leg on the parlay n ends game with like 14 points

[naive pilot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bart-simpson-strangle

taking curry's under

your entire slip deserves to fucking chalk

[limpid heath]

Yea…? Lol I took an alt line on Durant and hartenstein

[nocturne dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-me-back-dont-do-it-make-me-gif-19712507

[limpid heath]

Alrighty buddy just because you are a warriors fan doesn’t mean I need to take the over lmao

[gray escarp]

Up there with the worst slips of all time

[fossil crest]

I think amen is the safest pick today

[naive pilot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-morgan-death-stare

[limpid heath]

You must wear a helmet when you go outside

[placid delta]

why is ace still in the game

[fossil crest]

@fleet flint bitch ass nigga

[gray escarp]

😭

[tired shoal]

💀💀💀

[nocturne dirge]

Oso was the most popular pick for tdy and couldn’t go over pts

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[limpid heath]

?

[brisk hull]

i cash out boys or trust in melo?

[tired shoal]

Trust in Melo!

[gray escarp]

U gotting outside today or nah?

[nocturne dirge]

Trust in smello

[daring cedar]

None of my homies fw harden

[gray escarp]

Nah I’m sick for u

[limpid heath]

Are you handicapped!?

[brisk hull]

appreciate yall boys, if ts don't hit im comin for yall niggas after melo 🙏

[limpid heath]

Like be honest

[fossil crest]

Man how tf is the multiplier so small for all these picks

[brisk hull]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-gif-7797177073705347735

[gray escarp]

Are you gay?

[daring cedar]

I had that man on 3 diff slips

[limpid heath]

Alt lines?

[brisk hull]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-smile-creepy-smile-michael-jackson-thriller-gif-553198574796070009

[twilit barn]

pov u took shai over 28 pts and hes not coming back in and now u wanna end it all

[limpid heath]

Do you guys not know what alt lines are? 😭

[gray escarp]

Shi brutal bro gotta ban him after that

[brisk hull]

pov you should not have took shai when the spread was 23 points dawg🙏

[fossil crest]

Bruh we know what alt lines are but they’re barely alted and the multiplier is shit

[brisk hull]

check spreads before taking players over, so yk if it's finna be a blowout

[twilit barn]

pov ud is on my ass

[brisk hull]

he should've easily cashed tho

[daring cedar]

The secret is to double down on the hate

[limpid heath]

I took hartenstein for 2 less rebounds than his normal line and Durant line of 4.5 rebound was 0.77x because it’s free lmao

I’m confused 🤣

[gray escarp]

Bro took Kd to get like 4 less pts and Hartenstein for 2 less rebs for -5x lmao

[fossil crest]

Ay man goodluck

[brisk hull]

nah they are bro 😭

[gray escarp]

He got it😭😭

[limpid heath]

Go check again window licker didn’t take Durants points

Nice try

[fossil crest]

Alr but gang im saying u damn near shoulda just took regular lines

[brisk hull]

no offense UD mods if yall seeing this but yall niggas could've gave me SOME for easter

[gray escarp]

Bro aren’t u like known for chalking in this discord?😭😭

[brisk hull]

like shi ian even asking for a lot, maybe js a lil discount, deposit match or something🙏

[limpid heath]

And if I took hartenstein at his regular line he would have chalked so what’s the conversation here 😭

[crimson stone]

2 more asts randle

[limpid heath]

???

[crimson stone]

cmon pls

[gray escarp]

Now it’s ??? 😭

[fossil crest]

Maybe u shoulda took him under cus of a blowout???

[brisk hull]

Lowkey ian evn tryna glaze n maybe he don't be green no more. But couple months back when i first joined JOEY was green

[fossil crest]

Like gang

[limpid heath]

Yea man I chalk 24/7 that’s why 2 and half weeks ago everyone was begging for my picks 🤣

[fossil crest]

Joey u be blowing me sometimes

[fossil crest]

WHO???

[gray escarp]

Musta been a phase

[brisk hull]

again tho idk if he still like that not saying he is or not. But ik he was cash around december

[limpid heath]

People just love to be my fans 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone loves to start shit with me it’s COMEDY

[brisk hull]

Near NBA cup shi

[gray escarp]

Ion be tailing ppl in here that’s jus what I heard🤷‍♂️

[fossil crest]

Joey I’ll run in your mouth‼️

[limpid heath]

Like I’m getting argued at because i have slip that’s gonna cash like wtf

That’s wild

[rich flax]

[nocturne dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-hype-lets-go-my-man-yeah-gif-16564046

[naive pilot]

I was jp on the curry no way ppl are deadass mad 😭

[brisk hull]

i feel it, i know a bit more now so i be puttin in my own plays. But don't get me wrong i def look at other peoples plays cuz ain't nothing to lose by js checking it out

[limpid heath]

Maybe don’t live your life off what random people say who don’t know me and you don’t know

😭😭😭😭

[wintry wing]

Mf rudy can’t get 2 boards🫩

[fossil crest]

Idk why we arguing I just like this typa energy

[forest ice]

Any solid 2 mans for the next game? 😂

[limpid heath]

Bro discord kids are WILD 😭🤣

[naive pilot]

Ong shits always funny

[limpid heath]

I love it

[fossil crest]

I want the discord to be like when Shai and Luka chalked everybody

[livid storm]

tired of getting bitch ass notifications like donvan mitchell double ankle breaker then i watch the shit and its him pushing off and the other dude fell into the other guy

[gray escarp]

I’m good bro thanks for the advice tho gl on ur 4 man for $50

[naive pilot]

If ur gonna complain about chalk thats not ur own dont tail simple as that

[fossil crest]

Niggas argued for a hour straight

[naive pilot]

Oh my fucking goodness

[limpid heath]

Lmao profit is profit I understand you are down all time it’s all good Brody

[naive pilot]

When everyone put the under on shai for 20 points that oen game

or the poor souls who smashed the over when he had like 22

[gray escarp]

Lakers game started cmon coop

[brisk hull]

i always put the under live on SGA n luka

[fossil crest]

Man Shai be so iffy bruh

[livid storm]

bros selling minecraft accounts

[brisk hull]

shi be so free sometimes when they have LUKA at 43.5

[livid storm]

then losing all his money on lays with it

[mellow rover]

coop dropping 40 💯

[naive pilot]

Bro its cuz he was playing like shit and everyone had him for 30 before the game and started live betting his under 18 and bro didnt wanna break his streak

[naive pilot]

i just put the over before the game on luka i dont really bet shai anymore

[gray escarp]

And u play that game for fun and waste your life 😭😭

[brisk hull]

Nah literally perfectly explained

Imo shai just isn't worth the value, not even to nuke cuz that nigga randomly decides to do what he did today

[naive pilot]

😭

ong

[brisk hull]

imo rebounds are some of the best goblins

[naive pilot]

shai just wants to get his 20

and thats it

[brisk hull]

just cause your not really depending on them to even play crazy or nothing, just most of the time grab missed shots

[naive pilot]

im already hearing curry 25 minutes playing time

his points is going under

[brisk hull]

i think 20 minimum

[naive pilot]

https://klipy.com/gifs/crying-toby-mcguire

[brisk hull]

probably like 22 minutes or so?

[crimson stone]

put randle in

wolves suck

[naive pilot]

they said around 25

so yeah

maybe a little more thats it

[livid storm]

less than 20 hours on minecraft btw

[livid storm]

you sell accounts like a virgin, to little kids than use the little kid money to place awful ahh parlays

[wintry wing]

I need one more board from Rudy

[livid storm]

fuck out the discord

[brisk hull]

minecraft's amzing

[limpid heath]

This is the kid you are arguing with right now btw

[wintry wing]

Yall think he gets it?

[livid storm]

damn i didnt know his case was that bad, thanks for letting me know brother

[wintry wing]

Bro💀

[willow pagoda]

Who selling accounts ?😭

[limpid heath]

Yea man no worries

Can’t let people get cancelled ya know?

[nocturne dirge]

Garland finna go crazy tn

[livid storm]

this @gray escarp , selling minecraft accounts, but that was before joey let me know he had down syndrome

[nocturne dirge]

Stsu

[livid storm]

so it adds up honestly

[shrewd trellis]

Luke Kennard shooting like shit but damn near got a triple double

[brisk hull]

whoever was riding with me on gobert points thank you for that support, shi made me put it in🙏

[ornate star]

Kon is this the Roty??

[limpid heath]

LMAOOOO

[ornate star]

This nigga that can’t get points

[limpid heath]

Becareful don’t let @gray escarp see you did a 3 man for 3x you’ll get crucified

[livid storm]

god forbid you make money

[limpid heath]

LMAO

[rancid relic]

Shai going to stay at 20 isn't he

[livid storm]

100 dollar 3xs be making me bread

[brisk hull]

my bad @gray escarp i had to flex it just incase 🙏

[limpid heath]

If you ain’t put 50 on a 42x you are doing it wrong

[nocturne dirge]

We need ant man

[brisk hull]

durant ashy ass probably gonna go out their n play ass so i had too

[rich flax]

Luke kennard td

😭

[brisk hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ashy-smoke-gif-13000561

[rich flax]

1 assist away

[livid storm]

@gray escarp sorry you couldnt afford a helmet growing up, but the parlays you put in are not gonna get you closer

[nocturne dirge]

First career td

[rich flax]

He should be lakers new center

[nocturne dirge]

I mean just look at me

[brisk hull]

literally js build your way up, eventually you do $500 1.5x

stress free n make $250 🤷‍♂️

[livid storm]

there for a min i was doing 400 dollar two mans lmaooo

[brisk hull]

by half ya shi be cashing

[livid storm]

i made good money off of it

then lost once and stopped

but still profited

[brisk hull]

literally that's how it goes

then you just gotta build back up slowly

[limpid heath]

Only a 4x ): why do I even bet money at this point

[naive pilot]

lebron is about to cash his line

[livid storm]

why do you even gamble bro, i only get adrenaline from 75x +

[naive pilot]

cooper flagg gonna hit for that one guy that live bet him at 39

[limpid heath]

Yea I need to start taking demons maybe I’ll take bam tomorrow for 71

[livid storm]

me and my boy @gray escarp

[fossil crest]

And we had someone tell us to take his under

[livid storm]

id say 73

to be safe

[fossil crest]

W her

[limpid heath]

Good shout tbh

[fossil crest]

Bet

[brisk hull]

i can understand why yall would be on my ass about this tho ngl

[naive pilot]

Who the fuck said that 😭

[livid storm]

gotchu dawg

[naive pilot]

We need to execute them

[fossil crest]

@fleet flint

[brisk hull]

but hear me out shi was 3x before giddey was out, so i had to just endure it🙏

[naive pilot]

jesus christ

his slip deserved to chalk

[fossil crest]

I’ll run in his mouth

[livid storm]

rh1ll always be talking the most shit too

[fossil crest]

No cap‼️

[rich flax]

Can someone tell me how many board bron at

[rich flax]

😭

[limpid heath]

And this one too

[livid storm]

he not gonna pop out

[hollow fjord]

Holy sweat

[patent geyser]

Why coby white not playin

[brisk hull]

hill said lebron under? usually bro knows ball

[livid storm]

me next! me next!

[brisk hull]

close game, better guards in this situation then white

[fossil crest]

I gotchu

[brisk hull]

oh shi not even close anymore mb

[naive pilot]

Dawg who was saying you're a chalk 😂

W Joey cash

[brisk hull]

white should come in soon right?

[patent geyser]

Man I needed 4 more pra

Chalk it

[brisk hull]

thas what im sayin

[livid storm]

@fleet flint you wanna make that parlay chalk money back? i got a few tasks for you

wont take more than 6 minutes

[shadow bison]

Nah flagg is him

[limpid heath]

Not gonna lie lately the past like 3 weeks I’ve been chalking like crazy I couldn’t even argue that 🤣 but we back on track

[rich flax]

Can anyone tell me how many boards bron at

😭

[livid storm]

3

[limpid heath]

Got you

[brisk hull]

3..

[limpid heath]

Yes 3

[naive pilot]

I’m in the same situation just got out and I’m on a streak

[gray escarp]

KENNARD TRIPLE DUB

[rich flax]

Damn

💀

[naive pilot]

I need curry and amen tonight for 4/4

[rich flax]

Ts is cooked

[nocturne dirge]

Let’s go

[small glen]

Curry 3.5 assist?

[livid storm]

cooper over was free

[naive pilot]

Take it

[brisk hull]

literally

[limpid heath]

No way this is his first triple double right

[willow pagoda]

That shit was probably a 30x

[shadow bison]

Should’ve done points 💔

[limpid heath]

Let’s fucking go

[naive pilot]

It might be

[brisk hull]

triple double odds would've been insane💔

[limpid heath]

Paid millions

[livid storm]

kennard for mvp

[brisk hull]

who tf let luke get 10 boards nigga?

[solemn horizon]

bri

bro

im otp wit shorty

i look

[limpid heath]

Cap

[rich flax]

I tailed someone play

[brisk hull]

like seriously who's lettin lil man js run around n do what he want

[livid storm]

cap

[solemn horizon]

and c this shit

[limpid heath]

LMAO

[solemn horizon]

like bro

[rich flax]

I’m up today 300 but lowkey wanted ts to cash

[limpid heath]

Nvm not cap

🫡

[brisk hull]

still down😂😂

[solemn horizon]

WHO LET LUKE GET 10 REBS

LMK

[fossil crest]

What is amen gonna do to the lakers

[livid storm]

that’s a whole nigga

[rich flax]

LeBron

[solemn horizon]

WHO LET LUKE RUN THE FUCKING BALL

[nocturne dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-kennard-kennard-la-clippers-drool-gif-24318783

[rich flax]

Cuz he don’t wanna rebound

[solemn horizon]

WHY DOES HE BAVE 10 assists

[limpid heath]

He’s talking to @gray escarp 🤣🤣🤣

[naive pilot]

Wym

[patent geyser]

Bro I almost got 7x is coby white not coming back

[rich flax]

Assisting bron

[livid storm]

“bro put on your bonnet rq”

[brisk hull]

nigga idk but they needa get reviewed

[solemn horizon]

WHY DOES LUKE KENNARD HAVE 10 ASSISTSSSSS

DRUG Test him

[rich flax]

Bron

Bron making everything

[naive pilot]

Lebron James

[solemn horizon]

he on the paul george ket special

[brisk hull]

dawg i need melo one more RA

[limpid heath]

4 rebounds now

[brisk hull]

please🙏

[solemn horizon]

I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKKK

SUCK ON 50 DICKSSSS NIGGAAA

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/red-bird-sad-bird-angry-birds-gif-1535853775821462327

[brisk hull]

feel like ima get .5 hooked td 😂

[solemn horizon]

luke kennard got a triple double in 2026

[naive pilot]

Well fuck you then

[livid storm]

dont raise your voice when you talk about GOAT like that

[rich flax]

Shit has life

[fossil crest]

Nigga Flagg is going for 50 again Jesus

[runic dagger]

triple double from WHOOOOOO??????

[solemn horizon]

nigga bron my goat too thats why i never questioned his greatness

BUT LULE KENNARD NIGGA

[rich flax]

MY CENTER

[livid storm]

okay okay

[rich flax]

LUKE KENNARDD

[brisk hull]

damn had like same picks lol

[solemn horizon]

KENNARD OF THE LUKE

[fossil crest]

Big Luke nigga

[livid storm]

luke kennard been that nigga lowkey, idk what was they thinking trading gabe vincent

[naive pilot]

Let’s see what Flagg live line is at

[livid storm]

stupid ahh hawks

[brisk hull]

great minds think alike @rich flax

[rich flax]

Center kennard

[rich flax]

Yessir

[brisk hull]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-reece-simpson-kayode-ewumi-roll-safe-meme-gif-17305682

[fossil crest]

Bronny is so ass

[brisk hull]

😂😂

[brisk hull]

fuckin Ass

[naive pilot]

Cooper Flagg live line at 43.5

[rich flax]

Bron if u can hear me get 3 boards

And I’ll be happy

[limpid heath]

I was gonna take garland over Ben hope that isn’t who chalks me

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-if-you-can-hear-us-save-us-save-us-lord-save-us-god-floptok-gif-8118611758178273971

[fossil crest]

Uh I think LeBron hit his nuts

[rich flax]

ON BROOO THIS ME

[brisk hull]

is melo finna hook me boys?

[naive pilot]

Donald trump if you can hear us

Please save me

[patent geyser]

Bro this game done let coby white back in pls

[brisk hull]

at 11 out of 11.5 RA💔

[limpid heath]

5 rebounds

🫡

[rich flax]

3 left

[naive pilot]

I’m tempted to take cooper Flagg for 44

Nah

I need to stop

[brisk hull]

n they took lamelo out wow

[naive pilot]

Or else I’m gonna start putting out 10 slips a day again

[fossil crest]

Only nigga I trust is amen

[naive pilot]

And going on a chalk streak

[naive pilot]

What u got him for

[fossil crest]

Fantasy

[naive pilot]

I got him for 7 rebounds

[crimson stone]

@still forum chalked fears

smh

[naive pilot]

If he doesn’t cash me im strangling him and his fucking brother

[brisk hull]

should've js took his points 💔

[runic garnet]

STEPH CHEF CURRY BANG

[crimson stone]

wait nvm

fts

[naive pilot]

Is he out

For the rest of the game

[brisk hull]

yeah unfortunately

[limpid heath]

Look at the score

[fossil crest]

I don’t even want to say what I’ll do

I’ll deadass go to jail

[naive pilot]

Oh damn BTA

Hold on

[runic garnet]

steph going for 50 td

[naive pilot]

Hornets BTA to the fucking wolves???

[naive pilot]

😭😭

Ong

[limpid heath]

Bro Hornets are nice this year

[naive pilot]

If amen chalks me today

Execution is the only way to stop me

[solemn horizon]

NIGGAS STILL THROWING DICK IN RJ MOTHA IF WE CANT CATCH EM

[rancid relic]

Luke one more point

[solemn horizon]

WRDA MUVA

[quick bison]

1 more

[naive pilot]

They are but damn the wolves are fucking trash

[fossil crest]

Ur chalked my nigga

[naive pilot]

Bro

Arrest this guy

[ornate star]

Niggas turn sorry asf when I pick em

Kon sorry asf

[fossil crest]

Hol on bronny got an assist

Gs lil nigga

[quick bison]

He still in

[solemn horizon]

idgaf me and her gonna fix this failure ass nigga if we cant hurt him

[brisk hull]

we both cooked by a .5💔

[quick bison]

All I need is a PRA

[solemn horizon]

bout to cross the border and damage rj barret

[brisk hull]

they js took him out @quick bison

[ornate star]

Trash ass kon I wanna hit this nigga so bad

[runic garnet]

wtf is kennard's statline

[naive pilot]

Bro i thought the game was close

[normal wharf]

W

[naive pilot]

The lakers r losing by 12 wtf

[quick bison]

Wow bullshit .5 slip again

[brisk hull]

of course bro

[runic garnet]

yo kennard might be the best on the lakers

[bleak badger]

Ayton sold the dbl dbl

[stone bolt]

Ayo chalk

[solemn horizon]

bron 10-14 at 50 with arthritis

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-king-james-king-crown-lakers-gif-5357726994659076104

[quick bison]

I swear these coaches be playing the under

[nocturne dirge]

I think we all knew Luke kennard was a superstar

[runic garnet]

i forgot about bron

[naive pilot]

Bro this guy changed his pfp again 😭

[solemn horizon]

ban him.

[runic garnet]

yes papi

[placid delta]

powell just airballed a layup

[nocturne dirge]

Fym yes papi

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[brisk hull]

literally anything points would've cashed melo fuck dawg 💔

[fossil crest]

BRONNY

LETS GO MY NIGGA

[runic garnet]

yes daddy

[fossil crest]

I always believed in u

[nocturne dirge]

I mean he did get a triple double

[solemn horizon]

fym yes?

[limpid heath]

Fuck it streak time

[nocturne dirge]

💋

[runic garnet]

no papi

[solemn horizon]

u forgot about NBA Championships: 4 (2012, 2013, 2016, 2020)
NBA Finals MVP: 4 (2012, 2013, 2016, 2020)
NBA Regular Season MVP: 4 (2009, 2010, 2012, 2013)
Olympic Gold Medals: 3 (2008, 2012, 2024)
NBA All-Star MVP: 3 (2006, 2008, 2018)
NBA Cup MVP: 1 (2024)
Rookie of the Year: 2004
All-NBA First Team: 13 (Record)
All-Defensive First Team: 5
ESPN
ESPN
+4
Major NBA Records
All-time leading scorer:
Most All-NBA Team Selections: 21 (as of 2024-25)
Most All-Star Selections: 22
Most Consecutive Games Scoring 10+ Points: 1,222+
All-time Playoffs Leader: Wins (183), Points (8,162), Steals (483), Minutes (11,858)
Most Seasons Averaging 25+ Points: 20+ consecutive seasons
Only Player with 50,000+ combined regular season and playoff points
ESPN
ESPN
+3
Individual Honors
NBA 75th Anniversary Team:
AP Athlete of the Year: 2013, 2016, 2018, 2020
Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year: 2012, 2016, 2020 lebron james?

[nocturne dirge]

Holy copy n paste

[runic garnet]

iam reading allat

[solemn horizon]

yes exactly

it look like a essay

[willow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/sucking-dick-blow-job-gif-4837960

[solemn horizon]

how the fuck can u forget abt bron

this niggas achievements is a autobiography

[solemn horizon]

🤷🏽‍♂️

[nocturne dirge]

I mean it’s LeBron

[runic garnet]

bro forgot daddy of 3

[limpid heath]

Bronny might be a free under every game going forward tbh since not Luka and no reaves his line will be higher than normal he’s ass anyways

[runic garnet]

do better

[nocturne dirge]

Nigga stop saying daddy

[solemn horizon]

NIGGA WE TB U😭

[gray escarp]

Knew exactly what I was tho😭 allg tho ur my side hustle

[solemn horizon]

i js peep

this nga has a luke kennard pfp already

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[livid storm]

because i had to look it up on google

so i could make fun of you

[solemn horizon]

game aint even finish yet😭

[livid storm]

nice try thinking your smart tho tard

[runic garnet]

tb as in tuberculosis?

[gray escarp]

Discord demon

Ur him bro

[livid storm]

nice chalk, underdog appreciates your dono

thanks bro just got done with easter with the fam and cashed my parlay

you chalked and you are still fat and dont have a family

that must suck

so you sell minecraft accounts to feel better

[gray escarp]

Keyboard warriors man yall different lol

[livid storm]

the pain doesnt go away until you hit a parlay little nigga

nah just tired of little bitches like you

[gray escarp]

U bitched me bro u got it

🤣🤣

[livid storm]

little fairies coming in here talking about parlays when you cant cash shit

[brisk hull]

fuck did i say bro💔

[gray escarp]

U feel better yet bro

[livid storm]

not yet bro

[gray escarp]

Ik u still got some left in u

Cmon let it all out buddy it’s a safe space here

[naive pilot]

This chat always on some funny ass bs 😂😂

[livid storm]

need @limpid heath and @fossil crest to call you some mean stuff

then ill feel better

[limpid heath]

What if though

[nocturne dirge]

No

[gray escarp]

Idk man sounds like u need a higher power

U might be cooked

[livid storm]

as long as you know you are a loser virgin i am happy

[limpid heath]

But like what iffffff

🤣

[runic garnet]

do it

[gray escarp]

Takes one to know one eh

[livid storm]

unloveable

[still forum]

💔💔💔💔

i know man

[limpid heath]

I want to lowkey 🤣

[still forum]

he had so many chances

[nocturne dirge]

Change that pfp

[still forum]

he missed hella shots

[gray escarp]

Okc and chiefs fan talking about unlovable💔

[livid storm]

i celebrated easter with your family, gave your mom a good ole side of stuffing

that was enough for her

you like steelers bro, no qb for yall

[still forum]

👀

[runic garnet]

hell nahhh

[still forum]

wdf

[limpid heath]

LMAO WATCH THEM WIN

[runic garnet]

bro im telling you 1.5 mins is a shit ton of time

[livid storm]

steelers and pelicans, what a life you are living bro. 💀💀 that alone tells me you are miserable

[crimson stone]

wow wendell needed 1 more pt

[runic garnet]

i would but shi i already deposited and done a streak

[livid storm]

gg tho, good luck tomorrow on your dono

[crimson stone]

sold both fts

[rancid relic]

Luke one more point

[still forum]

FUCK

FEARS GAGE ME THE .5

[limpid heath]

Fears for 17 what you need form him

[still forum]

😭😭😭😭

18

that mf hit me with the .5

[limpid heath]

Say on god

[crimson stone]

wow wendell

[still forum]

on god on god

omg 😭

[crimson stone]

sold me by w pt

[limpid heath]

He gonna score watch

[willow pagoda]

Watch him hit a last second bucket

[light quail]

Yall fuck amen over this much 👀👀👀👀

[naive pilot]

W .5 hook

[fossil crest]

I can’t take anymore chalk‼️

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fml-buenos-dias-kill-me-gif-15609738

[crimson stone]

fears cash

[limpid heath]

@still forum BANG

BANG

BANG

[runic garnet]

fears roty

[limpid heath]

BANG

FTSSSSS

BANG

[runic garnet]

oh nah i gotta change pfp

fears roty

[limpid heath]

Nah they gonna review it

Smh

[still forum]

no way

he scored ?

[runic garnet]

fears so much better than flagg n kon

[still forum]

i’m not at my setup

[fossil crest]

Bronny just running around doing nun

[limpid heath]

He has FTs coming

[still forum]

NO WAY

say on god

[limpid heath]

They recurves it

[still forum]

it’s the lords day

[limpid heath]

Reviewing

[still forum]

dont lie

[still forum]

say on god

[limpid heath]

On god

ON GOD

MF

[still forum]

holy fuck

fears

bro i’m not even joking ill buy his jersey

if he cashes me

[runic dagger]

coop gonna drop 50 again. fuck Kon Kool Nipples this is my rookie of the year.

[still forum]

yall can ss this and come back to me

[limpid heath]

I’m guessing it’s 3 FTs too which is why they are reviewing it

Not watching the game though

[still forum]

i’ll deadass buy it

[willow pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/oklahoma-sooners-oklahoma-sooners-ou-oumbb-gif-5378043954335512212

[runic garnet]

in what world is yves missi getting 40 mins of playing time wtf

[runic garnet]

adam silver rigging it

[naive pilot]

There’s no way coop doesn’t win roty right

[placid delta]

He gon have to show me

[limpid heath]

He deserves it 100% but I just love kon he’s been playing crazy

[hollow fjord]

All up to luke kennard

[limpid heath]

10 point game btw

[hollow fjord]

Does he get 3 more points?

[naive pilot]

Me personally

[still forum]

fuck bro i’m scared

[naive pilot]

I want coop

[still forum]

OMG

[still forum]

HE FUCKEN GOT IT

[limpid heath]

Good start LOL

[still forum]

OH MY FUCKEN GOD

[willow pagoda]

CASHHH

[still forum]

@crimson stone BROTHER

😭😭😭😭

HOLY FUCK

[rancid relic]

Luke please

[still forum]

YO !!!!!!

[runic garnet]

this how yk adam silver sucking shai's dick

[still forum]

i’m buying his jersey cuz 😭

[hollow fjord]

I alr knew he was going under

[placid delta]

Ight who taking Steph under with me

[hollow fjord]

Most free bet tdy

[limpid heath]

@still forum

Don’t lie

[hollow fjord]

Lets run it

[crimson stone]

like this sucks so much ass

[still forum]

not lying

[crimson stone]

wendell misses both fts

[limpid heath]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[still forum]

save that ss cuz ima buy it

[crimson stone]

need 1 more pt

[still forum]

on god

[hollow fjord]

Amen tho Thompson got tht on lock

[mellow rover]

i’ll do the opposite thas
my goat 🫡

[runic garnet]

f u

i need curry assists

[dreamy aurora]

Some Easter fun 🐐🐐🥱

[naive pilot]

You’ll never see me out the curry under no matter how down I am

[placid delta]

Steph limited right?

[naive pilot]

Yes

Around 25 minutes

[runic garnet]

ong steph prolly jus gonna come out shooting

[mellow rover]

yea bro missed like 25 games 😭

[limpid heath]

@placid delta hope you didn’t take that under 🤣

[rain kernel]

Y’all think curry goin under? Or over

[limpid heath]

On Flagg

[limpid heath]

I took under

[mellow rover]

he going for 50

[placid delta]

Wait why

[limpid heath]

I hope so I took his over

[fossil crest]

Yea uh this cooper dude is good man

[naive pilot]

He’s got 38

[limpid heath]

I mean on Flagg

Not curry

[orchid terrace]

🏀✅

[placid delta]

Oh no I didn’t😮‍💨

[livid storm]

cooper is not him, busted ahh lakers d

[orchid terrace]

🏀⚾️✅

[limpid heath]

Yea he’s cooking

[orchid terrace]

🏀✅

[hollow fjord]

Luke kennard plz

[orchid terrace]

🏀✅

[placid delta]

I’m telling y’all Flagg will be better than Luka in 3 years

[rain kernel]

Reed Sheppard 15 points is crazy free nd nobody is really on him

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-piracy-king-von-piracy-gif-17106264557008169551

[mellow rover]

kyrie gon be so happy when he come back 😭

[naive pilot]

How dare you fucking say that

[crimson stone]

give fts to wendell

dammit

[livid storm]

invest all your money in flagg rcs if thats the case

[runic garnet]

yall think nets can beat lakers bench

[livid storm]

bronny solos

[placid delta]

I think kyrie gon leave ngl

[mellow rover]

there’s no way he train coop nd don’t play wit him 😭

[crimson stone]

wow

so done

[rain kernel]

Thoughts?

[naive pilot]

Watch curry drop 50

[mellow rover]

yall disrespecting curry fr

[naive pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[hollow fjord]

Steph going under

[hollow fjord]

Cause of

[rain kernel]

Nigga it’s against the rockets they good asf against gaurds

[hollow fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-thompson-amen-thompson-defense-amen-thompson-steal-steph-curry-amen-thompson-curry-gif-7529128519970212167

https://tenor.com/view/amen-thompson-rockets-xlnc-gif-10498415077768035454

[sage scaffold]

Cooper is already on pace to be better than LeBron, Mj and bam

[mellow rover]

they gon triple team curry podz dropping 30 😭

[mellow rover]

and bam got me crine 😭

[rain kernel]

Curry 60 bomb is more possible than podz 30

[tight summit]

im honestly sick to my stomach

[cloud shadow]

The type of shit twitter shows u after u had a bad day. https://x.com/filayteamj/status/2040803949419127171?s=46

FilayTeamJ (@FilayTeamJ)

And here are the variations I ran

Kennard should play a ton of minutes today and this should be a super fun sweat 🫵

X · Apr 5, 2026, 2:49 PM

[naive pilot]

Should’ve known this

[sage scaffold]

😭😭

[naive pilot]

Jazz r butt

[tight summit]

yea

[mellow rover]

bro they playing the jazz wym

[naive pilot]

Shai just wants his 20

[twilit barn]

i fucking hate when ud just freezes bro

[dreamy aurora]

@naive pilot do u want a liveeeeeeeee

[tight summit]

u right i needa t up

[dreamy aurora]

later

[naive pilot]

I’ll see

[balmy nymph]

LeBron lowkey js chasin ra

[naive pilot]

I’m sticking to one slip a day rn

[placid delta]

one slip a day is wild

[dreamy aurora]

I could never

I’m too addicted

[placid delta]

L gambler

[fossil crest]

Lakers are finally playing defense

[naive pilot]

I know

[runic garnet]

gah damn lakers ML?

[naive pilot]

But this is why I’ve been profiting rn

[rain kernel]

Lakers might have 2 players get a triple double and lose

[fossil crest]

Lowkey

Maybe

[naive pilot]

Instead of putting out 10 slips and losing all of them

[runic garnet]

lemme c odds

[round hound]

Lmao gafford fake ahh injury sold my bet

[mellow rover]

chalk central gon become profit central 😭

[placid delta]

wtf were you betting on😭

[naive pilot]

Yup

Cash central

[naive pilot]

Regular bets

That I thought would cash

Some esports

Cs2

[runic garnet]

oh nah +195 odds lakers rn, not worth it

[naive pilot]

MLB nba

[mellow rover]

bro ws fs betting on ping pong

[naive pilot]

All in a day

[runic garnet]

bro FUCK cs2

[mellow rover]

na rs most .5 chalks i’ve ever gotten

[dreamy aurora]

I’m up 500 today dawgggg 😭🥹

[rich flax]

Legoat give me 2 boards

[rich flax]

I’m up 300 from like 50$ today

[runic garnet]

nah fr either that or just terrible misses

[placid delta]

send me 500 or cap

[mellow rover]

i finally seen bro cash 😭

[twilit barn]

is cooper staying under 45 points

[rich flax]

If Legoat gets 2 boards it’ll be 430

[dreamy aurora]

I flipped 15 into 500

[rain kernel]

Let me hold 10

[dreamy aurora]

I’m cooking

[mellow rover]

na fr so inconsistent

[runic garnet]

gimme 30

[twilit barn]

no way

proof

[fossil crest]

I can’t believe party rock anthem is getting played in 2026

[runic garnet]

plus ik they got some rigging going on

[dreamy aurora]

live bet halftime twin

[twilit barn]

damn

[mellow rover]

most definitely but i’m ngl cod use to cash me out they wouldn’t disappoint

[rich flax]

Ngl this shit made me money today I had 30 on it

[dreamy aurora]

Nah gang u know ball lol

College unders

[barren swift]

We taking the under on curry points since he’s on a minute restriction

[runic garnet]

bro just picked the hoes

[twilit barn]

flagg under 45 pts?

[dreamy aurora]

No

[light quail]

What we thinking?

[mellow rover]

he dropping 50

[rich flax]

Nah bro deadass I thought they only played 2 quarters like cbb

[rancid relic]

Luke cash yes

[rich flax]

I didn’t know they played 4

💀💀

[rain kernel]

Reed Sheppard points looks better lowkey

[rich flax]

I was like fuck

[dreamy aurora]

Flagg bouta get beatsbeck

[rich flax]

Thankfully the blowout helped

[twilit barn]

so should i cash out

[runic garnet]

bro got blownout by 3 hoes

[still forum]

deni avdija deadass a jew

[barren swift]

Should I take under 19 points by curry?

[mellow rover]

idk i’m not watching the game no more

[still forum]

let that sink in

[rich flax]

They blew me Ong

[still forum]

😭

[mellow rover]

na fade him he ws at 22.5

[runic garnet]

what id do is just find a dude with a 2 man randomly at night saying ts so free lmfao

[barren swift]

He’s on a minute restriction though

[light quail]

I have a feeling about Jabari

[mellow rover]

it’s curry tho😭

[rain kernel]

I’m not trusting curry when amen is on him the rockets are good against guards

[mellow rover]

bro they bump those lines so fast tho

[rich flax]

HOLDDD ON i wasn’t even paying attention to this

💀

[runic garnet]

lmfao fr, u cant bet right next to game time. I be doing it as soon as the lines r put out

[mellow rover]

gl bro

[dreamy aurora]

Why is amen Thompson tuff in 2k

[mellow rover]

yeah u gotta do em mad early

[tight summit]

yo

[cloud shadow]

Bruh they don’t even wanna play Ayton in 4Q 😭

[round hound]

Took a live bet on Daniel gafford he checks in the game then gets hurt LMAO I’m done

[tight summit]

is taking jokic 11.5 assists tmr dumb ?

[hollow fjord]

Kennard done?

[mellow rover]

cs he ahh 😭

[cloud shadow]

He gotta be the worst #1 pick ever 😭

[tight summit]

against portland

[rich flax]

Don’t think so

Game close

[runic garnet]

bronny almost got a little league triple double🔥

[rich flax]

Niggas been rebounding and assisting sm they need him

[hollow fjord]

Just need 1 more point

[mellow rover]

with them 5 PTS 🔥🔥🔥

[acoustic lion]

Thanks paolo for going over with 2 seconds left. Two.

[rancid relic]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-mrOcZLTWVg

[rich flax]

Green fn

[rancid relic]

Yes

Got it from a other server

[rich flax]

I’m waiting on these 2

[nocturne dirge]

Bro does the mavericks have a center our there 😭

[mellow rover]

they had gafford

[nocturne dirge]

Nice gate keep Eddie

[mellow rover]

i think he got hurt tho

[nocturne dirge]

Make sense

[nocturne dirge]

We all finna watch curry play tn right?

[rich flax]

3/7 parlays gon green

3 left

[mellow rover]

hy

[rustic rapids]

Cash LeBron points!

[rancid relic]

Wym got it from another server

[runic garnet]

ayo, angel reese brother lowkey hoops

[rich flax]

And Reese been going crazy

20 20

[ancient aurora]

Will daniel gafford be a reboot?

[runic garnet]

nah

[rich flax]

One more bron

Give it to me baby

[crimson stone]

bruh

any more picks

[runic garnet]

dick picks

[rich flax]

LEBRON MF

GOAT

FUCK ME

[round hound]

Does underdog refund if I did a live bet and the dude instantly gets hurt?

[rich flax]

Give me a bron jr

[proud pumice]

Never would’ve thought a Luke kennard triple double would feed families

[rich flax]

Nope

Live bets won’t get nothing

[round hound]

lol what a joke gafford played 1 min and got hurt

[placid delta]

Bro wtf does demar do

[runic garnet]

why did everyone just randomly live bet gafford lmfao

[rich flax]

😭 on bro he’s chalked me too much

For me to bet on him

[round hound]

Needed 8 rebounds dude plays 2 min gets 7 rebounds gets fuckin hurt

Can’t make it up

[mellow rover]

cardio

[rich flax]

Legoat James

@brisk hull

[untold lantern]

ay ti the guys that helped me cook this up last night i luv yall

[rich flax]

Ey I tailed ts

[runic garnet]

shi lets build one tom

[rich flax]

Appreciate it

[untold lantern]

LFG

[mellow rover]

bangggg coop with 41

[fossil crest]

Lebron tryna carry this bum ass team

[light quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kocham-cię-gif-6327772009437970425

[acoustic lion]

Thanks Paolo. Thanks for nothing

[mellow rover]

how do i tell
u green dropping 50 tdy 😭😭

[rich flax]

Watch draymond score 3 3 pointers in the 1st quarter

Like that one time

He fucked me like that

[mellow rover]

yeah and his dada curry back

[rich flax]

I’m confident asf he wasn’t

And he fucking did

First quarter

[light quail]

Ongggggg

Fuck school

I’m up all night

If he get even one I’m done

[light quail]

Fucking draymond

Not inspirational

[hollow fjord]

It might be ggs

[light quail]

https://tenor.com/view/draymond-green-rudy-gobert-choke-choking-choke-hold-gif-14795015692529814328

[hollow fjord]

I fvcking hate vegasss bro

[mellow rover]

i’m joking he ain’t ever dropping 50 actual donkey bro

[light quail]

Ik he’s never touching more than his nasty ass jump shot allows

[mellow rover]

somehow his 3’s go in which surprise me atrocious ass jump shot 🤦‍♂️

[rich flax]

Ngl lakers could of won if they started hayes

Rather than Ayton

[solar basin]

kd over or under 24.5 tn

[livid storm]

might be lebrons worst playoff team yet

[hollow fjord]

Lfg

Omfg bangg

[light quail]

It makes me mad watching him score

Him and that nasty nigga Gobert

[chrome steppe]

Yall ever watch a dude miss a ft that you know could cook your parlay

[rain kernel]

How tf did the lakers have 2 niggas get Triple doubles and lose to the fucking Mavs

[mellow rover]

bro he gets like 5 pts a game 😭

[bleak badger]

Jj reddick a fool

[light quail]

I’ve genuinely only bet under o him I’m really peeping

I’ve bet over one for pra and that shit did smack

[mellow rover]

prolly a live bet he ws having a good game

[placid delta]

Why did demar not play the 2nd

[mellow rover]

or ws on a streak

[fiery forge]

Marshall a bitch

[thorny sleet]

twin

[mellow rover]

he did

[light quail]

5 game streak

[placid delta]

Only one minute

[light quail]

Then this nigga went cold for 2 weeks

[mellow rover]

makes sense

[mellow rover]

he played like 5 mins

[fickle river]

The next point leader is working hard 😆

[mellow rover]

sounds like green

[light quail]

😂😂

[naive pilot]

bro

lebron almost had a 30 pt triple double

someone let him get a board rq

15 assists holy fuck

cooper flagg woulda hit the 44 live bet damn

im a bitch

[whole trail]

😭 Damn

[limpid heath]

Ty mr flag

[naive pilot]

and he almost got a 44 point triple double

i shouldve put coop for the live bet

[rain kernel]

It’s the lakers starting 5 and no one else

[fossil crest]

Lakers defense genuinely can’t guard a fly

[mellow rover]

first round exit 🫡

[limpid heath]

No lies were told 🤣

[fossil crest]

Cooper was deadass just blowing by his match up and getting to the rim any time he wanted

[fiery forge]

Marshall has missed 3 free throws and smh this mf sold me

[fossil crest]

Jake Laravia got cement in his shoes

[rain kernel]

If I’m the rockets I’m losing every game possible to get the 5th seed to play the lakers

[mellow rover]

smartest shi ever

[fiery forge]

Sold my shit!!! Missed 3 free throws in the fucking 4th!!!!

[slender ivy]

COOP MY GOAT

[fickle river]

Deandre got 4 rebounds. God help this guy 😆

[slender ivy]

good win for the young man tho

[snow jay]

Luke kennard triple double 😭😭✌🏾

[bleak badger]

Bum

[slender ivy]

yeah i had to go look at the box score cause i was like wtf aint no way

[fickle river]

I just don't understand why he can't ball

[brisk hull]

LESS GOO🙏

[slender ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-capela-atlanta-hawks-hawks-no-no-no-finger-wag-gif-21760689

he could never be better than clint

[brisk hull]

W shit by Lebald James

[rich flax]

ONGG

[flint wind]

🤢🤢🤢

[brisk hull]

never seen a clint capela glazer in 2026 holy

[thorny sleet]

the only time coop has let me down

[slender ivy]

not a glazer just a ayton hater lol

[brisk hull]

awl then i understand