#╭🏀・basketball
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I had a friend over and he had 40% and 50% on underdog so I maxed both tn lol
He never uses the app
he cash?
Idk it’s my money tbh but it’s all on cs2 at like 4 am
I see ‘em now👍
Good lines tho so im feeling chill
He’s going to wake up a happy man
He sending me the money tho so it’s gonna be me being happy hopefully😂
Oh yeah fs I bought him dinner tn n shi
Bet i got you
blazed how much you down
I got Xbox
or are you in profits rn
And pc
like 300-400😭
i cant play it with controller
man I hate nba
naaaw 😭
Lowkey not terrible
i wish i was only down 3-4
this 1K got me feeling like shit but i know baseball got me
yesss carry me 🥲
They give you good boosts at that amount. If you max them with the right picks you’ll be up in no time
im hoping mlb treats me right
Fr if they givin you boosts and you find good picks it’s free af
trust you going to clear that shit soon
Yeah took me 3 days to turn that $20 to 5k
Crazy
I seen that bro your crazy 🔥🔥
First streaks wish me luck 🫡
What you got for wemby and walker? Both overs?
P+r?
Wanted to be safe lol
Yeah sucks nwa chalked everyone last night but it was a blowout
I fw him heavy
Gonna take his line when it drops bc I know ppl gon take his onder
Ur down 1k?
Thanks brotha
Depends on unit size
Could only be 10u to a lot a lot people
And UD offers fat boosts
Yeah I think mine is a lil over 30 but it adds up if you’re not +ev betting
idk i just be throwing money
I always max out +ev bonuses tho
40% and 50%+ Theres no reason not to max even if its out of your bankroll
That’s not ev
Bovada blackjack will fuck toy
it said i have high visual intelligence
bro be making bands like nothing 😭
so
i guess i am good at black jack
like
I went to the casino the other day
and they kept switching out the dealers to fuckk with me
Do you know how to count?
I’d learn that
It’s really easy and helps a lot with a new shoe
nah i just be remembering what was played
i was so goated at one table and made everyone money
at first they were mad at me for hitting cards and then saying thank you after they won lmfao
Bunch of degenerates
I know basic stuff
I was saying they didn’t know how to play and got anxious that i was hitting high cards
Idk this makes it seem like you hitting 12 vs a 6 or sum lol
Math says so bro
Most tables won’t offer surrender tho unless you high limit tbh
Learn basic strategy and counting cards then deviations once you know how to count cards
Then you’ll actually be ev at blackjack
I don’t gamble unless I know I win in the long run
I pretty much just go with the flow if i am at a random casino with random ppl that dont know how to play
Thats why they were switching dealers so much
Prolly every 30 minutes, right?
Never seen that tbh
nah it wasn’t normal
Always see 30 min rotation no matter
I came in and said it was my first time at a casino
They got suspicious cuz i won a lot
I’ve gotten banned a few times before but always 30 min dealer rotation
At least i know im doing something right
Idk
wonder if i still have my iq test
I’m pretty good with recognition
Those aren’t real bro
Iq isn’t real in the real world
If you were really intelligent you would know mathematical probability is all that matters when playing with games of chance like blackjack
Learn to count cards and the deviations it’s really not hard
Just “feeling it” isn’t real or has nothing to do with iq its just delusion
Go vote !
iq is very broad
that’s why I said I have a high iq in visuals
makes sense cuz I have adhd
i am not good with math
but i am good with theories
like physics
Since everyone on here is celebrating about this big play I didn’t know about I thought to join for tomorrow 🥳🥳🍾🍾😂😂
lmk
What’s up guys
Currently on a trip to Boston
Sadly we are out of gambling money so we won’t be making any slips while I’m here 💔
Send me 20
Lol
I just got on Facebook and I saw a lot of cappers promoting their Discord. They are looking for people to join their Winible and WHOP VIP 😯
Dumbass
This cash dany?
I’m liking it ima tail
I really like Jenkins and Coop today
Cooper always sells me
The daily hello to the buddies @vagrant trench @prisma epoch @ember glen & @nova spruce
Can’t forget about the other buddies @calm gazelle @noble dock @glacial stag & @small pebble
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Bro how are the pistons favored without Cade. Vegas be on ts ong
No way Marcus smart makes that much of a difference
Wake n Cash
no way
Nvm lakers slightly favored but im taking live spread when they’re plus money
@sweet raft ban him
ban me for what my nigga 😭🙏🏾
idk I felt like saying that shit
free speech
Good morning
Lotto pick for tonight
Might use this bro, appreciate it
If it hits we gettin paid
I flexed it also
I might only put like 10-20 on it but it would pay so much
Just took lakers at -118 the line def moving to at least -130
Ofc
I put 2 on it
Underdog lets you bet 2 dollars on a bet?
Yea
@sweet raft i don’t think you meant to put Wemby for 39.5 3PM 🤣
Oh I got that in bond funds, if I use that and it hits will the profit be in only credit and not cash? @upper vortex
I think the lowest you can bet is 10 cents
W edit Noah! 🫡🫡
I was like boy ain’t no way 🤣
This is basketball related I promise it will catch you off guard
No pun intended
Wait real question, if I bet using bonus credit and I win with it, will I get paid all credit or in money?
On UD
If you use bonus funds and win, it will all be turned into withdrawal cash
If you use a promo bonus to up your payout part of the payout will be bonus funds @tired shoal
Ok so bet all credit and win, payout is all cash 🔥👌🏽
👀👀👀🎯🎯🎯
The only thing about bonus funds is you can’t use it with a promo of any kind
Nothing to give you a discount pick or a 0.0 pick or higher payout boost all of those have to be used with money you can withdraw
Anybody in here use a VPN on their phone te be able to bet?
🤔🤔
I might look into getting one
You use the boosts? I hate them cuz they pay partially in credit
Nope I live in Cali so I just use the apps I can use
I like all my payouts straight cash
Not on dk
Yeah it is on pick6
And they’re slow with their lines so it’s easy to get a good line
Then never use any promo UD gives you just ignore them you’ll never have you deal with bonus funds
Just make normal bets
I only use UD, making a kalshi account today
I got an 8man you boys might love
On UD?
Did you flex it?
SGA over on pts is potd its free af
Ballsy asf goddamn
it's going to hit
Idk about that, he's failed me lately when I've thought the same
Why y'all think Shai is a lock to get those points?
He just had a 40 game I think
He had two games where he barely got 20 jus bc he statpadded till the last minute or two in garbage time. Gotta prove himself for mvp
I think LeBron over on points is the lock of the day
Pistons are injured asf
I'll drop my picks later, I live in Tijuana Mexico so I cross into San Diego and place bets from a Starbucks
Yeah i like him or doncic. Reaves line seems a lil high at 21.5 tho. might fade tbh
You have to option to lower and go over if you need
What
Literally what I said
That's one thing I love about UD
“Might fade tbh”
You can pick different lines for some stats
Dude you’re not real
This is why I don’t send tennis plays. It’s so fucking unpredictable
How lol
L troll
How am i trollin, was just sayin you can change the lines
Go ahead and watch him get over
7.5. hookah doncic inbound
?
I’m trolling. the actual line is 4.5 lol (1.05x)
Imagine tho…
Easy lil double up yesterday
Damn that's high
This is how these companies get rich lmao
Not off me brother
No the discounts is how they get rich lmao imagine how many people chalked on this
I'll be back later when I'm ready to bet on these picks
Lmao
Parlay of the day
Ts chalk
fr
gafford chalks this
Bam at 10.5 rebounds isn’t real💀 easiest fade ever wtf
Nah
Yes
It’s because of his last game lol but he’s not getting shit over wemby
U should just do duren boards instead
Yeah I know it’s insane
Deadass never seen such an easy under
Wemby needs to get dunk on already
He’d prolly snap in half
Need my goat ant to boom on his shit
It’s gon happen
this fire ngl
Which era is your favorite. I got era 2000s 👍🏽
1990s
Nigga gif not even poppin up 😂
This Nigga wasn’t even alive
2010s clear
So what
Nah J actually reached into his Duffy with this
How tf is it ur favorite era and you never watched 20 full games from that era😭
It's my second favorite. I got to have Shaq and Iverson. This era was crazy
Good one. All of them were great
Let’s cook a nukeee
No lol that’s like a .69x
Not nuking till playoffs gang
Specifically like game 2-3 ish
Two weeks from now right? Or 1??
Uh shit idek
But yea March basketball is terrible to nuke
Anyone got a free play I can add to this
dope
Wemby blocks
Is Jalen Williams playing gud today
Anything but that I took that shit vs the suns and he got 1
Rob dilligham
Nah, his dunks was free
15 pra
Already off board
They don’t have dunks on UD 💀
Hol on what
@dreamy aurora ??
Most of been the wind 😮💨
Fr
Ts look free
Oh nvm he took Gafford rebs
Damn they took fox points
That’s how it goes
3K sold
😏
Nuking bam under today
Gng wtf is this 😭 😭
Happy I canceled ts
J finally chalks
What’s the payout lol
Wendell going for 30 tdy
new regular show?
Fuck nah
Bam under pts nice
Who’s stopping him on the pacers
Cause ik jay huff isn’t holding him
If he don’t hit then he straight ass
duren rebounds
Jalen Johnson boards free
Ehhhhh
It’s not bad it’s just how much he fouls
He always gets 2 early fouls for sum reason
Yea
Is woman ncaa the move today?
$250??? You that confident??
Idek about wcbb
I only really put $250’on every bet
“only”
only 250 😭
didn’t know steve jobs was in here
Is there moneylines for mlb
yeah
free money
Dude you tell us😭 you’re the one putting 250 on it
I should throw this phone out the window
Poetl boards is lock of the century
Somebody put a 1000 on this and lemme get 100
Watch he have 20 After last game
Gng I win 500 tonight i bet the whole 500 and keeep ts going
Someone send me 10k rq
Found green street tonight more dubs still to the way ad me if you tryna tail 💪🔗
Yessir
Lock
UD always glitching out and logging me out
Ong
mavs ML free plus money
I’ll take it 🪬
got a shordy coming over yall she gon let me crack ?
Get her some subway you in there like swim wear
nah its too early in the day
make her a UD account and use my code while she there
😆
bro yall ngas think i wont use MY own code ?
nah use caprisun code
he down bad
Yoooo chalkboard lines are so ass they finna chalk me
Chet points or chet PR
He only took 10 shots last game but went 90%
PR
PR or just boards 8.5 demon 😈
He will cover this line easy
Shiiii
Easy
Ong ill come find yall if it chalks
What about this
I’ll send my addy no problem
Easy
I didn’t look on chalkboard
How is he not covering this line …
Gulp
Shits a $5 limit tho it’s lame af
Pls god lemme hit
Kansas, Kentucky, Florida, and Virginia really got knocked out already
They limited my shit to $1
Do u think cashout option would be there during the game when using that pick?
Lmao that’s insane
Yes
Lmao why would you cashout a free pick
What’s a walkover in tennis??
After I hit big they started doing some hoe shit
Why yall saying yes that’s dumb af😭
Nah if my other picks chalk mid game i am cashing out
Dude it’s a 5 dollar parlay to win like 25 bucks lol
And it’s 2 heavy favorites
Bread is bread
Draft kings withdrawals take forever
What 2 Chainz say "IDC if you owe me a nick, nigga u need to pay me" 🎶
Shit is nuts
Instant with card
You must be withdrawing with PayPal
I linked my online banking
Oh, I never did that one
I think last time I did it my card wasn’t working wit it so I did that instead I ain’t realize I did it again
Fuckk
U can cancel it and change to card withdrawal, but then again idk if your card withdrawal will work or not since you had problems in the past
I’m boutta commit tax fraud I’ll see u niggas in jail‼️
We all chipping in to make one big parlay and gettin you out
How when I'm not coming to visit you 🤷🏽♂️
This chalking gon put us all in jail gang😂
If u took them rockets picks off of last game keep in mind that giddey didn't play that game
H2h
They only played once this year
Let lock in
PLEASDEE I WANT THIS BOOSTTT
I got a bonus bet
How are yall getting these
What sport book you’re using?
ud
Anne want you 👀👀👀
Watchu mean
Are you ready for NBA tonight. I’m ready 🏀
NBA been soooo ass lately
I had to take a break lol
I haven’t really touched nba in like a week lol
50% boost means a 8 man for me 😂
Then draft kings gave me a 100% deposit match
lol
might as well do a x.68 8 times and hit ez
How does Cade getting a collapsed lung change the Detroit pistons angle of attack on the Lakers
Waiting for that rebound prop to drop to 1.00x
is it smarter to keep a bunch of money in UD or to withdraw/deposit every day
Prob withdraw deposit just in case some fuck shit happens with the app you don’t lose your bread
Hey what's up
Wym
I always withdrawal my money bc I want the app to send me promos & if I’m empty I feel like they’ll send more but as of late I feel the opposite happens. When I win big they have been giving me more promos to lose it all again
Why have I not thought of this 😭
Hella smart
My UD account been empty for months and I get hella, I just can’t use em
nigga
Hold it
I got $25 left
it’s chalk pops
Wat I put ts on
Y?
save the $25 and stop adding so many legs
Cooper Flagg brother
How it’s chopped
Better off taking his points
Early payout exists
Ngl
Gud
Today I loaded up 1.k into my checking account
Gud
I’m ready to lose it all
early payout don’t exist on UD
🥺
😭
Bless your heart
Fr?
early payout isnt a thing on UD
U cap
why tf would i lie
Brooo
Wednesday?
Omm
yeah wednesday
Nah I’ve been getting ROBBED by UD
I have unfinished business
Started a streak and already wanna cash out after 2 😂
same bro
We ready
You either understand or you don’t 😩😤
Giants ML
Wrong pic fuck
Faded dillingham lol lowkey sketch but I remember him in the wolves
What was the purpose of sending me this?
I usually get to like 7 or 8 then cash out
Just lost 2 8x parlays by one leg by .5 deadass sick af I hate cs
My goal is to complete a streak in 1 or 2 days
Everything has jus been ass game wise today
Live lines free af in nfl I swear
Only good thing good about NBA is the live bets
We have been losing bc players season stats are basically set in stone
Ong it is
NFL free in general honestly
Post season framing is in works
NBA live lines started my streak last night lol
I was makin a couple hundred every Sunday
As teams can sit players if they can afford to more often than the regular season
Those live lines be free money
Just ride the hot hand in nfl it’s simpler than this nba bs where you have sga going 20-40-20-40 for points in games lol
Shid booker was a fucking sweat
Anyone have tips on live betting the nba please dm me ASAP
lol he had like a 2 minute stretch of straight buckets
I had his points over
Facts, they was blowing em out and that nigga kept scoring, had me worried
JSN yards over / TD every week #special
I mean just look at the score , player minutes per game , and how their shooting that night or like assisting rebounding etc
whats the first mlb prop we betting on this week chat
Odds this hits?
If someone is playing like shit wait till they come out and right before they put him in the line will be free
Webb strikeouts
5.5 vs Yankees
I think lol
cant wait to bet on NRFIs
For me, one of these
Not too familiar with it but will be dabbling in this
man fried chalked me so much last year
That nigga was cashing tf out me 😂
U must’ve took his bs matchups
BANGG
Pitchers are all I touch in mlb but I don’t watch the shit so I wait for like a month in till I actually start betting it
yea probably
Now buy me DoorDash 😂
Meanwhile I’m waiting two business days for $100 from DK fml brah
can’t wait for a pitcher to chalk my 3.5 line and he stopped at 3 and gets pulled
or the ump sells a call
Pitching outs missing because pitcher decides to allow 5 HRs in the very first inning 🔥
that shits the worse
Nah but I’m ready
when they just throw meatballs down the middle when you need one more K
or taking under pitching outs and all of a sudden they pitch the entire game
Early payout does exist you’re just in a foreign country with no water or evolution into technology
that one too 😭
nigga what are you saying
😭😭 ???
underdog doesnt have early payout for player parlays
Pretty sure only cash out options I’ve seen are on Kalashi or Prizepicks lol
foo no they don’t
Omm
we cashing tonight?
im smoking on your mom
U in Mexico bud
im german
Smoking mecho
🇩🇪
Smoking germans
On @violet viper life we are
Yo anyone got a pick for my streak
Lol we’re better than you
Ong
😭
on @dreamy aurora we arent
bro
hes cursed bro
you calling me a mexican instantly gave it out
Shut up Bru
and your clash royale profile photo
send a ss
r we being racist or sum
no
bro really think he a goblin
Look
one arrow will cook you
U gotta wait til game start
There’s fr no early cash out option on UD we just lying
lmao
There is
For MLs only right?
bro just tryna cope cause he know its chalked
is this cash?
only MLs yes
They in these foreign country so underdog can’t reach them cus they got no antenna
Brother were you not just saying you only got $25 left?
for mlb should u tske props or ml
Hy still ain’t put it on nun
Lmk
Cashout right there
both are good i like player more
Talkin bout months rent that $25 only helping you afford some DoorDash for two nights max
cook some bullshit
enjoy the donation
send em ima tail
Bot
Bro I canceled the bet
dumbass lil nigga
Anthony that weak ahh fade in yo pfp
it’s a combover
Ts weak
what’s wrong with a combover
ur getting talked to by a person whos pfp is a goblin
Ain’t pulling no hos with ts
i like to be presentable
Mark yo words
Tf am I looking at
Knock on wood bud
The TICKET
i can’t even take him serious
that’s my lil sis
Some bullshit
like kamala harris
XD
I’m gettin rich tonight
u cant take her seriously
stop lying
We getting broke tonight
We wanna see every slip green and the payouts
Tonight
We gone see
If I see one slip that gotta $20 payout istg
I’m cryin😭😭
Y’all chalk
was the slip that bad?
I actually have zero idea I’m just sayin shit
how do u win in tennis
Shit.. pray
idek i’ve never touched ts
They do
March basketball is so bad bruh
That’s all green :D
is 8 games at set one good
A nigga like Kyle kuzma starts acting different
You’re different. Good shit brother ❤️
Balling like march madness 🎶
NBA as a whole is just a bad product rn
🥀
Depends on who playing who
Good save
Not sure what they should do to fix it
The obvious tanking gotta stop. Thats the first step. This is the first year in YEARS that I have not paid any attention to nba
Nah this a fax, bad teams should just be bad like the kings
The apron shit gotta go too
Make this nigga the commissioner
Whoever thought of that 2nd apron shit was stupid, teams should be able to be contenders for longer than 2 years
Like why is CJ McCollum makin these decisions? The same mf who got cooked every year by the warriors no shit he gonna apply this apron bullshit in the nba
Would but can’t
fahhk
Like that mf ruined my league man it gets me heated every time no bs
AND HE CHALK MY SLIPS
DA FUCK
Bro ngl u right this nigga fucked up everything
hey
Imagine a finals between the 2024 celtics and OKC rn
I
That shit would be cinema
I want spurs ball
Having a dynasty makes the nba fun too
Okc got that finals @fossil crest
2022 warriors vs this years spurs
Nigga
Gang this not even a finals but I get what u mean
Ong it do those rockets vs warriors series were cinema, Houston literally made a team to just stop those mfs
Ask your barber 💈
oh I forgot their both in the west
im finna get me some dreads
It would be close ngl
dreadheads do it best
Vikings vs bills 2022 was peak Vikings life
They get all the calls, would take a Derrick white miracle
Now we got teams being good for 1-2 years and having to blow up the whole roster to not go over the 2nd apron
Jesus
Cj just fucked up the whole nba
Thunder gonna be cooked soon enjoy it while it lasts
Thankfully they got hella picks
Ngl that Celtics team that year is an all time team tho
Only reason I have hope
I wonder who they play in the playoffs
Pretty sure the plan is to secure sga jdub and Chet and use the picks for role players around them
Warriors gonna be in da fucking gutter for years but I got spoiled for a good 10 years so I don’t mind lol
Who's donating today
True
Just get me Darius Acuff
We da best gamblers trust
This nigga tuff
So fuckin good
But ngl u guys are trying to win too much
He gonna be a 30 ppg player
U guys are gonna be like lowkey down there in the lottery
U tryna lose?
Especially with all the teams tryna lose rn
We in a bad spot cause we can’t go any lower than 10 I think lol
Celtics play bam or lamelo rn, @fossil crest interesting
Well in the nba u gotta try to lose if ur mid gang😂
Ngl Celtics whoop the heat
This draft class is so fun tho. Lots of talent, it’s gonna be the start of the new era
So it’s exciting in a way
Probably magic I think who knows
Yea this draft class got hella good hoopers
I need warriors to have mavs luck but unfortunately mavs sold they soul for that first pick
you don’t.
Hopefully the sixers lose in the play in cus I think we have their pick this year
Adam silver handed that shit to them so Luka can go to a big market team
Ts was rigged bruh nobody can tell me that shit was a coincidence😭
Well actually I lied sometimes you do
😂
Shit there’s been cases of them rigging drafts before
imagine they trade curry
Lmao it’s obvious. Luka to a big market team makes them hella money so I understand it’s a business
Yall won’t hear from me anymore
Doesn’t he only have 1 year anyway
1 or 2 years
Yea no point in trading him
Most likely
After he got the 2022 championship he solidified
They prob all gone
Solidified him to top 5 imo
And since kd hasn’t won anything after the warriors yea he ultra solidified
Could be bias
Fuck Dickerson
Top 8 for most people
As a curry glazer he’s top 10
I got 5 but I’m just a spoiled warriors fan
Either the best or 2nd best pg
Ehhhh I mean magic was really good ngl ppl still got magic over curry ngl
That’s the only valid pg I’ll take over cute
Curry
Anything else is crazy
Anyway I’m bouta hit chest and tris I’ll see yall boys for da games
It’s always gonna be a difficult convo just because of the eras tbh
I go off impact too
Yea true they like 30 years apart
Yea true they like 30 years apart
when he works out >>>
Anthony fucks his door
If u didn’t know
I just copped this new diffuser
Shit tuff asf
sonion
Reggie Miller know ball 🏀
After 2022 he clears magic
See ya
Normal day for J
im tryna turn 15 into sum
U got any picks for my streak? 😔🥀
U got it
Jalen Johnson mvp
Vegas
Nice chalk J 😃
If anybody chalks me I’m murdering their first born child today I swear on my life
I lost 175 this weekend
Gotta win with this last 25 cuz I ain’t depositing
And pp gonna give me a protected play but it’s 3man flex wtf is that
Bam under 10.5 boards
Bam under is getting to community
I don’t trust it
Luka 39 pra discount a lock 🔒
I’m VERY tempted to take this…
do we like this
Allat risk for .69
Anyone want me to cook a lineup up for you guys? I don’t have extra cash to bet rn
I’m not gonna waste my time if no one wants it lol
I meant the under lol
Oh
yea lemme get that joey
I love Anthony Wiggins over 19.5 pra dawg
Okay 2 man or 3 man
3 man
I’d def look at it
Lms slips
Cool I got you guys
Underdog
1/10?
Indulge me in a better option 😭
9
My 3 leg slip would probably be gafford 8.5 rebounds over , Anthony Wiggins 19.5 pra over and like Amen Thompson over 16.5 points