┆⛳・golf

[finite rivet]

My server

[deft ocean]

def gotta pay

[sly swan]

im losing track of who has been told not to promote private servers

[white raven]

So are ya gonna dnp tiger woods like that game hasn’t moved in 3hrs

[deft ocean]

no

moved to tmr

[trail drum]

why ? @deft ocean

[sly swan]

weather

[trail drum]

mmm ok

[deft ocean]

Tree

I think

There was a tree that collapsed

[sly swan]

yeah the wind blew a tree down in the 17th hole. scary af

[candid jackal]

Any slips for today?

The course has been crap with this weather

Over on bogeys seems like the move for everyone lol

[broken sinew]

Frick the weather bro, ruined my parlay from yesterday

[tall perch]

weathers fine in augusta today

[candid jackal]

For real everyone shot awful yesterday

Fingers crossed we hit today my peeps

[broken sinew]

My brooks and Bennett unders didn’t hit

[brittle valve]

Printing Money

[finite rivet]

Let’s eat today

[wicked vapor]

Need a two man

[brittle valve]

As DJ Khalid says…. Another One

[pastel sluice]

Will there be PGA PROPS this weekend? @winter scroll @opaque hull

Underdog might be the best app, i have spent my life savings on 💯📠📉. Love it here ❤️❤️❤️ Underdog, can you throw us a bone & give us a Ja Morant O/U: .5 PTS? I need a quick boost for my lineup for today.

[deft ocean]

life savings is crazy

and ur in the wrong channel

[outer gull]

Golf is back on Thursday! Gonna cash on it 🤑

[left relic]

Picks??

[drowsy condor]

will go up after round 1 finishes up

[outer gull]

Cash ✅

[paper shell]

@outer gull got any picks for round 3?

[outer gull]

Yeah I put them in our other discord group though

[paper shell]

@outer gull what other discord group?

[outer gull]

I’ll dm you

[broken folio]

I want some golf picks too !

[tulip magnet]

anything for today? @outer gull

[outer gull]

I’m fading today to see how they play. It’s bad weather and also an unpredictable course historically

[charred topaz]

Anything you like today ? Supposed to be little windy isn’t it ?

[outer gull]

Yeah bad conditions so I’m not going to risk it today and fade

[sweet turret]

hmm i think bad conditions always good for overs

[charred topaz]

How’s this looking ? I’m not watching right now . Was looking decent an hour or so ago

@sweet turret @outer gull

Idk how those final 3 holes are

[outer gull]

I didn’t play it today so not sure

[charred topaz]

Alright thanks

[outer gull]

Check the PGA website and it’ll show it

[fallen plover]

is this not the same score?? how’d he get 3 less?

[feral coyote]

those stats are birdies or better and bogeys are worse.. a bogey or worse can be a bogey, double bogey, triple bogey etc - a birdie or better can be a birdie, eagle, albatross etc.. just cause they have the same amount of of birdies or better and bogeys or worse, doesnt mean they had the same amount of strokes

(in this case svensson had a quad bogey on 18) but that only counts as 1 bogey or worse

[quartz folio]

anyone know ab this?

[white raven]

check course history

[rugged siren]

Spieth gonna be DNP/WD?

[sly cobalt]

😿

[humble lake]

Insurance my brotherrrrr!!!

What I got for tomorrow

[deft ocean]

how much u put

[humble lake]

$10

[deft ocean]

Alr tailed

[plain notch]

Any picks for today?

[stoic oar]

No

[humble mural]

Anyone got discords?

[outer gull]

I’ll dm you

[outer gull]

I got ya

[plain notch]

Thank you

[sharp gale]

I need some picks too plz

[severe dagger]

Any picks

[oak sonnet]

[humble mural]

Anyone got locks

[elder cosmos]

I can drop some when I make mine tonight

[eager reef]

@elder cosmos drop em if u made rn

Em

[white raven]

anyone know why round 1 got suspended

[white raven]

frost delay till 7am :/

[elder cosmos]

Damn I had one for all lower and JT and Rory missed

[humble mural]

Anyone have a discord that has golf locks?

[outer gull]

Congrats bro!

[quartz folio]

im trying to find em too

[elder cosmos]

One last bet alive to save the day. Going downhill. Rickie against Scott gonna kill it for me.

[sullen karma]

Does someone know who tf Dustin Johnson is like this mf not trying to bogey

[humble mural]

Golf discords

[elder cosmos]

How do you not know who DJ is 😂

[main sierra]

Oh you mean former #1 in the world DJ lol

[rigid rock]

How you betting on golf and dont know dj💀💀

[sullen karma]

Dj long head ahhh can foh mf was bogeying it at that masters now he think he rahm

[loud wagon]

Lets go over birds was the play today for afternoon guys

[ancient rover]

just hit all greens on golf today but it won’t let me show y’all the pic

not sure why

[loud wagon]

Same here

[ancient rover]

you can’t post pics either?

[loud wagon]

Nope

[ancient rover]

somebody just told me I had to be at level 5

It just came across my screen lol saying that I’m at level 4 now

[loud wagon]

Dang

[ancient rover]

I don’t know how long it’ll take before I get to 5

I’m done putting picks in until 2H on the NBA game tonight

@steady rock @outer gull I just hit brodie 💰

[loud wagon]

See you got to level 5 quick

[ancient rover]

yeaa😂

you just gotta be active honestly

& text a lot

[loud wagon]

I had three of those picks in my slip

[ancient rover]

the more you text .. the quicker you are to leveling up

did they hit?

[loud wagon]

Yes had three of those and brooks and thomas over birds I insured my slip $50 for $500

[ancient rover]

let’s gooo💰

all of em hit?

[loud wagon]

All 5

[ancient rover]

tell them people to pay you mannn😂💰

[loud wagon]

The wind basically stopped before the afternoon guys teed off

[ancient rover]

it started raining a little bit too

I don’t usually bet on golf lol but this my first green

[loud wagon]

Enjoy it every round is different today means nothing for tomorrow

[ancient rover]

yeaa lol

you do NBA too?

[loud wagon]

No mostly pga and NASCAR. I sometimes tail furnacepicks for nba

[ancient rover]

what is furnacepicks

[loud wagon]

Twitter

That’s his twitter name

[ancient rover]

ohh okay .. I like to do research & see if other people got some of the same things I got

before I lock it in

[loud wagon]

Yep. I did my golf entry like a 30 mins before they started their round was watching from the morning and you could see the wind just stopped

[ancient rover]

ngl bro I made mines at 3 something this morning 😭

[loud wagon]

Lol glad they greened out bol tonight/tomorrow

[ancient rover]

pm me bro .. we can cook up something tonight for tomorrow lord willing

[loud wagon]

I will

[ancient rover]

bett

[outer gull]

Congrats bro!

[steady rock]

Nice hit 🤑

[ancient rover]

what 12 cumulative par 3 strokes mean?

[fathom pawn]

need picks

[plain notch]

Who got golf picks?

[lucid lion]

Over bogeys for everyone

[loud wagon]

No

[finite igloo]

I went over strokes for almost everyone look like it’s gon hit

[golden kite]

they all doing good what you on

[loud wagon]

I hit a $5 two pick shoulda nuked it. JT and Finau over 71 strokes first two I liked when they posted last night

[finite igloo]

Thomas went over for me

Finau next

[finite igloo]

He went over, homa next

[finite igloo]

Homa over Scott next

Scott got me shaky tho

[loud wagon]

Good picks

[humble lake]

Golf tomorrow

Time to lock in boys

[plain notch]

Who got picks for tomorrow?

[fallen plover]

i see that tomorrows key factors include bogey avoidance, that there’s 12 par 4’s, and that the first hole should be a birdie, and should feel like a bogey if you get par it’s that easy. who we liking for birdies or strokes?

[vital mural]

Hovland birdies

[twilit sonnet]

Holy hell Collin

[humble lake]

Let’s get this golf money today

[plain notch]

Who got golf picks

[sly cobalt]

😢

Damn hoge

[oak sonnet]

Definitely chalked

[humble lake]

Good attempt tho

[oak sonnet]

Makes two of us

Fkn Sam choked back 9 so badly

[humble lake]

Gyattt

[sly cobalt]

Thanks bro

[faint trellis]

Bruh

[oak sonnet]

Lmaoo

Nothing but Ls today

Wtf

[loud wagon]

After 7 holes

[humble lake]

Free ahh money

[oak sonnet]

Burns gonna chalk smh

[clear ocean]

Why can’t I send imsgs

[humble lake]

Chat until you reach lvl 5

[spice dagger]

The euro golf props that I placed show the incorrect start date. Will those be refunded? Or will they still be graded whenever their round is done?

Want to know if I need to submit them again

[drowsy condor]

there was a start date mix up but they will be correctly graded as normal - apologies for the confusion!

[spice dagger]

Thank you!

[low scarab]

Are bogeys gonna be added like usual?

[clear ocean]

Oh bruh

[gritty pond]

Need Kuchar to get less than 5 birdies and Theegala to shoot over 69.5. If they do I can eat food next week. 😂 jk

[plain notch]

Any gold picks

Yoo

[hardy oak]

How’s Hatton doing

[spice dagger]

Can we get eurooooo lines 🙏🏽

[cedar carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061171718963613706/1118634752086396979/IMG_1204.png

[reef storm]

🙏🏼

[white raven]

Why’d u put higher

[stable oak]

Are there still some players not finished in the US Open?

[copper fog]

Matsuyama still going

[stable oak]

Finau?

[copper fog]

Only know about Matsuyama cause hes on my slip

Got no clue where to look

[stable oak]

So close

[copper fog]

Damn

[copper fog]

Ayy you got the same buck 50 i got lmao

[tulip zealot]

Missed on Shane and Tommy today, so didn’t cash my 5 man but did well with my 2-3 mans.

[copper fog]

Took tallon in all your slips huh

[tulip zealot]

Love that man

He’s cashed me too many times

[copper fog]

So youre taking de minaur O games lost im guessing

[tulip zealot]

Nah

I didn’t like much from tennis tbh

[copper fog]

Anyone got picks for Round 2?

[stable oak]

Got close yesterday 🤏🏾

[copper fog]

Ay whyd you delete lol

[stable oak]

Cuz I’m confused

It’s says viktor had 9 for RD 1 but I got that red saying he had 16

Same for Shane

[copper fog]

I don't think par is the same thing

🤷

[stable oak]

Damn I might have just donated then cuz I picked two guys who went over by .5 in the first round 😭

[reef storm]

So the prop is for the par 3 holes only

There are 5 on the course

[main sierra]

Yea the park on the stats will is total pars for the round, the prop you picked is score on par 3s only

Pars*

[stable oak]

Damn so I probably did donate 🤦🏾‍♂️

[tulip zealot]

Hovland chalked yesterday

He double bogeyed a par 3

Par 3 cumulative means how many strokes for par 3 holes only

There’s 5 on the course

The “par” stat you see on UD is their total par’s for the entire game regardless of what par is for the hole

[stable oak]

Yep I just did a donation then 😭

[tulip zealot]

Hole 4, 7, 9, 11, and 15 are par 3

4+3+3+2+4= 16

You had him U 15.5 so yeah

Par 3 cumulative everyone is always confused don’t worry

[stable oak]

What app is this? @tulip zealot

[tulip zealot]

ESPN

Just go to mens golf

[tulip zealot]

Eh ^

Should’ve take Homa before he got bumped

Same for Xander

[reef storm]

True

[tulip zealot]

This was an insane good value pair

They removed it almost instantly

[main sierra]

I think the course plays tougher today

Especially in the afternoon

[stable oak]

How’s this

[tulip zealot]

Mickey Mouse course

There’s like no wind these guys are having a field day

[low scarab]

Is scottie still playing been on hole 3 for ages

[tulip zealot]

Yeah

[main sierra]

Hahaha because a top 5 player eagles the first, it’s already playing harder than yesterday. Just wait for the scores this afternoon

[tulip zealot]

Oh I know the scores won’t be like yesterday, but this course is being overrated in terms of difficulty

Yesterday was crazy cuz grass didn’t really settle and all

[low scarab]

Please

[tulip zealot]

Rahm can’t put for his life today

[tulip zealot]

If this doesn’t chalk I’d be surprised

Scottie having a stinker

[low scarab]

He has been lately

Only reason I went under

[tulip zealot]

I have Scottie for par 3 cumulative

He’s on pace to go over by 1 stroke rn

[low scarab]

Damn

Viktor doing terrible today too

Max too

Just a bad day for majority of them I guess

[tulip zealot]

Hovland is fine on Par 3 😭

[copper fog]

I dont know anything about golf but isnt 6 bogeys by the 10th hole kinda nuts?

[tulip zealot]

Insane

So is homa

Selling

[low scarab]

Yeah he is

I need this to end already

Scottie been playing for awhile

[low scarab]

He's starting to doing something

[tulip zealot]

Can’t recover from back to back double bogeys

That rough

[low scarab]

Lets go

[copper fog]

10 BOGEYS

[low scarab]

Wild stuff

[oak sonnet]

[cedar carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061171718963613706/1119484331379924992/IMG_3140.png

[cedar carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061171718963613706/1119609052025065563/IMG_1994.png

[stable oak]

I like how this looks

[cedar carbon]

Pray it works im hoping I made two entries

[stable oak]

Think imma put 5 on it and insure

Nooo they about to bump Rickie birdies

They are taking stuff off fast I had to deposit money man 😭

[cedar carbon]

Let's hope They just gotta play how’ve they been playing and we should hit

[stable oak]

They bumped a lot should I still take it?

Rory and rickie went to 4.5

Tommy went to 4

Took everyone but Tommy. Didn’t like his bump but I can deal with Rory and Rickies bump. Insured. @cedar carbon

[cedar carbon]

Oh they bumped his number ?

Ok let's pray this works

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061171718963613706/1119484331379924992/IMG_3140.png

This is also an entry I made

U can use this as backup

[sour steeple]

Can someone please explain cumulative par 3 strokes

[reef storm]

There are 5 par 3 holes on the course. They add the strokes of just those 5 holes together.

[sour steeple]

Thanks I’ll never use that prop again

[deep flame]

why am I betting on golf today? what the hell is wrong with me? lol

[tulip zealot]

Rickie

Risky

[deep flame]

I insured it LOL

[white raven]

i liked the rickie and rory line much more before it was bumped, much riskier after the bump

[cedar carbon]

Facts

[tulip zealot]

Rory is fine

I think rickie is gonna choke today

Them late tee times man 🛝🛝🛝🛝🛝🛝🛝

[white raven]

definitely could happen, rickie has been playing way too good to bet against him tho

[tulip zealot]

Good Tommy play

The other dude had bogeys lol

[deep flame]

rahm has a birdie 😦

[deep flame]

Cantlay's doing good on birdies

[deep flame]

cantlay hit

[tulip zealot]

Rahm 2

Fleetwood 2

Cantlay cash

[tulip zealot]

Fleetwood chalked

[cedar carbon]

I promise I tried

[tulip zealot]

Why would you take AM bogeys 😭

[cedar carbon]

I didn't know

[tulip zealot]

Bogeys are better in the PM

Like all the dudes he just posted

[cedar carbon]

Good to know now

[tulip zealot]

Rickie, Rory, Dustin

All gonna go under BoB ngl

Probably over BoW

[deep flame]

well, if Fleetwood's chalked....I hope Rickie and Rory do well

[tulip zealot]

No

Fleetwoood is cash for you Joey

He had BoW

You had BoB

[deep flame]

no, I took his birdies

[tulip zealot]

Yes

He took bogeys

Bogeys is chalked

[deep flame]

oh

[tulip zealot]

Birdies is fine

[cedar carbon]

Jesus Christ

U tell me this after I had submitted

[tulip zealot]

Fleetwood needs like 1-2 in these last few holes for BoB

He should be cool

[deep flame]

The tournament is an hour south of me

It looks super hot down there

[tulip zealot]

Should’ve pulled up

[cedar carbon]

Your

[deep flame]

I'm watching golf on tv....watching baseball on Gamecast

I screwed up on Wentz

I should've taken his K's

[cedar carbon]

Actually ur right heads up to for next time

[deep flame]

BoW, ah....I understand the acronym now lol

[stable oak]

Explain 🤔

[deep flame]

BoW = Bogeys or Worse

BoB = Birdies or Better

[tulip zealot]

Yes

Joey learning 😭🔥

Golf is so free y’all should all learn it

About to be Rickie time

[copper fog]

Alright alright Par 3 cumulative something

What that mean

[tulip zealot]

Rickie you bum. Be a bum like I know that you are

[tulip zealot]

Strokes on holes that are par 3

There’s 5 on this course

Par is 15 for those 5 holes

[copper fog]

Ok now what does par 3 mean 😂

[tulip zealot]

Holes are par 4, par 5, par 3

Par 3 means 3 strokes for par

Do you know what par is?

[copper fog]

I know what google defines it as

[tulip zealot]

Okay so

This course has par 70

Which means 70 strokes for 18 holes

[copper fog]

70 expected strokes

[tulip zealot]

Yes

Anything over is trash

Anything under is good

[copper fog]

Ohhhh so that why its always 68.5 - 71.5 strokes

Makes sense

[tulip zealot]

Par 3 cumulative I’ll give you a hint

Take Rahm Under every single time

[copper fog]

Worked last time for me

[tulip zealot]

And take this bum rickie over

[copper fog]

👍👍👍

[deep flame]

better yet....the best piece of advice on betting on golf is.....don't bet on it LMAO

[tulip zealot]

Rickie is par 16 and par 17 on par 3 holes so far

And has a late tee time

Rickie has been good on all holes besides par 3

15.5 is too low

[copper fog]

The couple of times ive just tailed slips and put 1-2 dollars on it theyve hit

[tulip zealot]

Should be 16.0

[copper fog]

Yeah the lines keep getting lower

[tulip zealot]

Nobody knows what par 3 cumulative is but I see it on everyone’s slip

It’s hilarious

[tulip zealot]

Cuz of bumps

[copper fog]

Still dont really get it

Understood par as expected strokes per round

So is par 2 hole 2?

[deep flame]

I hope he doesn't go under his birdies

I picked Fowler to go over on his birdies

[tulip zealot]

So

Do you watch golf @molten lagoon

[sullen atlas]

Definitely not

[tulip zealot]

For sure doesn’t

Rickie isn’t doing anything today

[deep flame]

Wait, so you're saying that Fowler's going to implode on himself the rest of the way?

[tulip zealot]

Y’all don’t understand

Tee times matter

[tulip zealot]

Today bro

Rickie going over 72.0 strokes

💀

[sullen atlas]

Leading a tourney for the first time in 3 years he isn’t gonna be firing at pins

[tulip zealot]

^

^

^

^

^

I’ve been on my F rickie today

Trust it

[deep flame]

well, Fleetwood's gone

[sullen atlas]

If you told him he shot a 70 with 1 birdie 1 bogey he’d be ecstatic

[deep flame]

and if you're saying that Fowler's gone then my slip is garbage

this is why you don't bet on golf

lol

[copper fog]

So does every course have a par specification

[tulip zealot]

He’s 69.5 on UD and 71.0 on PP for strokes 😭 take that over

Rickie isn’t getting better than par today

[copper fog]

The course theyre playing on is Par 3?

[tulip zealot]

No

[tulip zealot]

The star ones

Are par 3

[deep flame]

If the Los Angeles Country Club was a par 3 course.....then UD would explode

[tulip zealot]

Rickie over par 3 cumulative and over strokes

[deep flame]

lol

[tulip zealot]

Lock it in

Rickie 16 par 3 day 1
17 par 3 day 2

He’s at 15.5

[deep flame]

Well, here's to Rickie beating the odds today 🥂

[tulip zealot]

@cedar carbon ur boy Fleetwood is cooking up a stinker you got a chance

[copper fog]

Hey I went with tallon today and he went crazy

He might take it on home court

[tulip zealot]

Tallon is a beast

Only tennis player that gets my money is Tallon

[copper fog]

They gave him a 2 game plus on his rivals took that immediately

Wouldve taken it if it was the other way lol

[cedar carbon]

I'm hoping

[tulip zealot]

Look at ufc rivals

There’s a free one today

If you know anything about ufc you’ll find it

[copper fog]

Canonnier sig strikes?

Tsarukyen takedowns too

Give me a hint damn

[tulip zealot]

Vetorri getting walked

[copper fog]

I love vettori man such a caveman

[tulip zealot]

Vetorri only went over his Sig strikes 3 times in 25 fights 💀

[copper fog]

He is tho lmao

[tulip zealot]

He’s a leg hugger

His takedowns rival might be free for Vetorri

But Cannonier is gonna beat him while standing

[copper fog]

Jareds got good takedown defence tho

[tulip zealot]

Vettori won’t touch him

[copper fog]

Yeah taking that

[tulip zealot]

I think Vettori is gonna be trying for all takedowns

Cannonier is much better stand up fighter than him

[copper fog]

Think tsarukyan going the distance?

[tulip zealot]

Arman isn’t getting a KO

I just don’t see it

Silva only been KOd 2 times

Arman has only KOd like 3 times

[copper fog]

Silva last 4 fights ended in finishes

Arman isnt getting a ko though i agree

[tulip zealot]

I have Arman U KO and Cannonier +8.5

Looks free enough

[copper fog]

Sht ill tail

[tulip zealot]

That’s up to you

Just a lot of good value

[copper fog]

Throw and in some prayers with significant strikes on other fights and wait

[tulip zealot]

This is what I had too

Victor cashed

[copper fog]

Yeah thats a lock

Congrats

[deep flame]

fleetwood 😭

[tulip zealot]

He needs 1!

Last hole

[deep flame]

what? he made one in the last 15 mins? lol

[tulip zealot]

He’s at 3 Bob

[deep flame]

oh wow

[tulip zealot]

3 BoB and 3 BoW

[idle badge]

You mind looking at my mma slip. Give me a idea what might hit or not

[tulip zealot]

Sure send it

[tulip zealot]

Cannonier will get 0 takedowns so as long as Vettori gets 2 you’re good

F Arman

[idle badge]

So Just worrying bout Arman bet

Appreciate that🙏🏽

[tulip zealot]

Duncan looks terrible

Armen (not Arman) lands a lot of strikes

[copper fog]

@tulip zealot do you usually look at FP lines?

For ufc

[idle badge]

Oh Armen

[tulip zealot]

Nah too random

[copper fog]

Agree

[idle badge]

Damn gonna run a 2 man with them then

[tulip zealot]

Trust ur gut

You had them all there cuz you like it

[idle badge]

Sh*t you right

[copper fog]

My gut be lying

[idle badge]

I’ll leave it

Lmao

Fr tho thanks for the help @tulip zealot

[deep flame]

well...so much for fleetwood

[tulip zealot]

Chalked both of you

Tommy chalks 😭

Rahm went U BoB

He pushed par 3 cumulative

[deep flame]

best I can do is $12.50

[tulip zealot]

Win is a win

Pray for rest

[deep flame]

I haven't won yet

Fowler's f'ed already

[tulip zealot]

Nah Fowler is leading for a reason. Just a terrible pick for today imo I think he’s gonna fold a bit

His tee time is so late lol

[deep flame]

But I'm hoping for a "CrazyJoey, you are crazy for taking that 0.5 MPJ assists....he ain't gonna get it" type of comeback

lol

[tulip zealot]

Don’t worry

I was called crazy for a lot of things

You win and lose

[deep flame]

I'm hoping for 4.5 quake with the LACC as it's epicenter

lol

[copper fog]

That 0.5 mpj assist put the biggest battery in joeys back lmao

[tulip zealot]

COD has been my bread and butter

Looking like a sweep on COD for me today

[copper fog]

And you not sending the picks

[tulip zealot]

Never

[copper fog]

Im looking at kremp now over 47

[tulip zealot]

I’m #1 gatekeeper

[tulip zealot]

No

[copper fog]

Just like that?

Sht

[tulip zealot]

I need Harper

SIB got 50 on a 50.5 line

😭🔥

[copper fog]

Abezy kinda close no?

I dont even know if this is map 1

Ok it is

[stable oak]

Where do you watch these games at for Esports? Twitch?

[low scarab]

Yeah twitch

[stable oak]

What do you search? @low scarab

[copper fog]

Usually if its a big tournament just click on the game

Twitch.tv/callofduty

[deep flame]

Cantlay has 6 birdies now

[white raven]

rip fleetwood line

[stable oak]

Took strokes over and Rory’s line was lower on HotStreak so Took the over

[tulip zealot]

Rory 3.5 👀

Love that

[stable oak]

🤞🏾

[tulip zealot]

Also FYI… Rickie is 3.5 BoB on PP so the 4.5 is risky that’s why I feel that way at least @deep flame

He just finally got bumped to 4.0

[deep flame]

well, you're the expert...lol

I'm hoping he bucks the odds....him and rory

I'm thinking I should drive down there and let him know that he needs to do his damn job

Or I'm going to eat his lunch for him

lol

[copper fog]

Im team rickie sucks today even though I didnt know he was 2 hours ago

Fk rickie

[deep flame]

@tulip zealot 's feelings for Rickie Fowler = my feelings for Jimmy Butler LMAO

[deep flame]

okay rory come on

get a 3 pointer

lol

I cannot believe I am glued to the TV watching this crap

lol

[tulip zealot]

Golf is a grown mans sport

You’ll eventually be sipping wine on the course with a Rolex on

[deep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

Xander's not doing too good

he is STUCK in that sand trap

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gilmore-adam-sandler-golf-freak-out-gif-12035787

[tulip zealot]

Xander

Is like Rickie

Choke artists day 3

[deep flame]

rory's doing okay

looks like he's in line for an eagle

birdie call

[tulip zealot]

Rory was my pick to win it all

🤷🏼‍♀️

[deep flame]

birdie for your boy Ricky

lol

[tulip zealot]

He’s a good golfer

[deep flame]

just need 4 more from ricky

and from rory

[tulip zealot]

Rory won like

10 years or so ago

I think 2011 it was

[deep flame]

I do agree with you though on one thing

this late tee time crap is crazy

[tulip zealot]

💀

Telling you

It matters.

[deep flame]

sun's gonna go down at 8:09PM today

but still

[tulip zealot]

Hovland will be good today

He had a late tee time yesterday too

These last 4 holes he will do well if not then he needs to get cut

So birdie and be a beast or bogey and get off the tour

[deep flame]

what's the factor that affects more? The environment at the late tee time can affect the grounds?

[tulip zealot]

Grass settles, wind + clouds

[deep flame]

I haven't been outside today..lmao

but it's hot out there

[tulip zealot]

Overall late tee time is bad

[deep flame]

wind doesn't look like it's blowing too hard down there

[tulip zealot]

Also yesterday did you watch?

The clogging was so bad

[deep flame]

no

[tulip zealot]

Oh my god the afternoon is terrible cuz ppl just stack

And there’s 9 golfers at one hole sometimes

So bad

[deep flame]

probably the PGA needs to shorten the list

that make it

[tulip zealot]

Throws off your sequence cuz if you’re playing golf and you get into a groove you wanna play kinda fast

[deep flame]

You play?

[tulip zealot]

Nah they shorten thoughtout

I have before

[deep flame]

Tried it once at a Par 3 course near Van Nuys Airport one evening

wasn't my cup of tea

[white raven]

waiting shouldn’t be as bad today because the cut happened so much less people having to play today

[tulip zealot]

Driving around in a golf cart drinking wine is fun

[tulip zealot]

Yes I know but yesterday

So bad 😂

[deep flame]

oh no ricky

lol

[tulip zealot]

Rory 🙏🏻

[deep flame]

where can I see REAL-TIME golf stats

the pga website's too slow

[tulip zealot]

Rory bogey par 3

[tulip zealot]

Harper got it done but chalk abezy

[deep flame]

Kim almost got hit by that ball from Mitchell lol

[low scarab]

Lost golf today

[deep flame]

snell hit

[tulip zealot]

Dustin sadly no good

[deep flame]

ugh

you were right

I can get three birdies in a row at that course before they can lol

Nice birdie Rickie

[misty sinew]

🙏

[stable oak]

I’m just going to make my own tickets from now on 😭

[cedar carbon]

I tried I guaranteed u

It's just one of those days

[stable oak]

2nd day in a row of just donations

[copper fog]

What arman just did is a tko right they dont count that as a knockout

Sorry for turning the golf server into an mma one

Theyre very similar to be fair

[supple dust]

that counts as a knockout

[copper fog]

Damn

The ref gave him every chance too arman kept bouncing his head off the ground

[idle badge]

Ended up with 3 take downs damn

[copper fog]

Took his O sig strikes on another slip thankfully

Vettori cannonier is a banger ok

Canonnier just got 65 significant strikes

On vettoris head alone

Cte

[white raven]

does vettori have a lot of sig strikes? what’s his #

[copper fog]

They only showed sig head strikes

Something like 65 - 15

[white raven]

thanks!

[copper fog]

No worries

[supple dust]

86 after 3 for Vettori

[copper fog]

Lmao cannonnier most significant strikes in middleweight history

What a pick

181 head strikes

Who told marvin to brawl????

[tribal apex]

This fight was insane. Over 200 on significant strikes. Vettori was a good pick on the over for significant strikes as well^

[tulip zealot]

@copper fog

Do you watch MMA

Fight was trash

Cannonier 4 take downs

He’s never had more than 1 in his entire career

Vettori is a disgrace to fighting

[copper fog]

First round was a banger...

Then vettori became a punching bag

[tulip zealot]

Yep

The amount of head shots he took should leave him with mush for a brain

[stable oak]

This from the optimizer?

[urban acorn]

No @stable oak

Both are playing later tee times & wind should be high during their time of play

[stable oak]

Yea I was looking at the weather for the country club I seen that

[cedar carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061171718963613706/1119930593694711868/IMG_3179.png

[misty sinew]

rahm over 69.5 strokes seems so free

[dim fern]

We getting par 3 shots again?

[cedar carbon]

I'm hoping these picks are right

[low scarab]

Man this was a horrible accident

I went Rahm higher somehow

[dim fern]

No par 3s shots today 🫠

lackin

[deep flame]

Okay, here we go

Don't let me down, Tommy

[deep flame]

Yes, Tommy....3 more birdies please

[tulip zealot]

Everyone who took Rahm under birdies and over strokes

When he had one of the earliest tee times and has been struggling

🤡

[tulip zealot]

No it wasn’t

Rahm was a good over play today

[low scarab]

oh shir

[deep flame]

I don't know what hole that was that Fleetwood did that

I hope they show it tapping it in for birdie

oh wow, fleetwood with an eagle

[tulip zealot]

Told you

Trust Tommy 🙏🏻

[deep flame]

need two more BoB's lol

[tulip zealot]

F1 is so bad today

Someone hit a bird

Messed up everything

[deep flame]

😬

[deep flame]

oh crap he's got 3 BoB's

[tulip zealot]

🙏🏻

[deep flame]

@tulip zealot we're good with Fleetwood now

[tulip zealot]

Don’t play with Fleetwood

4 BoB

Half way through 😭

Look at Rahm too

2 under looking good for strokes

He has 3 BoB

[cedar carbon]

U saying we are clowns?

[loud wagon]

Not me

[tulip zealot]

Yes

He already cashed

😭😭

It’s hole 9

[tulip zealot]

Good job

[cedar carbon]

Disrespectful don't be calling people clowns

[tulip zealot]

I talk sh*t cuz I can back it up 😭

[cedar carbon]

Stop being disrespectful

Calling people names cmon u can be a bit mature don't u think

[deep flame]

@cedar carbon it's okay....she's a trash talker...I like it....she doesn't mean it personally

And 99.9% of the time, she backs it up

[cedar carbon]

Ohh ok I understand

[tulip zealot]

Today I’m looking

🍀😮‍💨

Hall and bethel cashed

[cedar carbon]

Happy father's day btw and to the wonderful fathers out there

[deep flame]

Thank you!

You'll never catch me betting on football on my own

[tulip zealot]

Rahm

Masterclass

-4 rn 😮‍💨

[deep flame]

what the hell

Was he rope-a-doping the first three rounds or something?

[tulip zealot]

He was playing with his food

But happy Father’s Day to everyone I forgot that was today I gotta text my dad now 😭

[deep flame]

Thanks!

[tulip zealot]

Also @cedar carbon I said Rahm U strokes and Fleetwood O BoB at 2 am

[deep flame]

You said, "I'll ride Rahm", but you weren't specific lmao

[cedar carbon]

It's ok I didn't see it.

[tulip zealot]

My bad 😂

Rahm was due

So due

He cashed BoB as well already tho

[deep flame]

holy fleetwood has 5 bobs now

[tulip zealot]

Masterclass morning

There was no wind for morning

But the wind is coming in an hour 😈

Rickie 😭🤣💀

[deep flame]

🤣

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-hate-emperor-hate-flow-gif-12447947

yes cantlay nice start

[tulip zealot]

Leclerc 💔

[deep flame]

fleetwood just saved his best for last

that was a heck of shot

at 14

good birdie patrick

[low scarab]

@tulip zealot guess you were right

Wasn't a mistake lol

[tulip zealot]

Rahm is him

😏

[deep flame]

fleetwood's in 5th

and he just got an eagle

wtf is going on

lol

[tulip zealot]

It’s his tournament

[deep flame]

morikawa is just like, "F this crap....i'm coasting"

I need one of the Asians on my slip to hit

[tulip zealot]

Clark baby

Birdie hole 1

😏

[deep flame]

👍

Morikawa with back-2-back birdies

he's got 3

now he's got 4

fowler's imploding

lol

[tulip zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/flynn-jatp-jatp-flynn-jatp-julie-and-the-phantoms-first-of-all-called-it-gif-22120754

Second of all

WTF

is this man on

16 Ks?

[deep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

and betts is trash

or better....betts is trash against the giants

[tulip zealot]

CLARK

2 MORE BESTIE

[deep flame]

i need MORE

https://tenor.com/view/more-kylo-ren-adam-driver-screaming-star-wars-gif-17734637

[tulip zealot]

Hole 4

2 birdies

https://tenor.com/view/desmondpacito-cooking-chef-gif-12378159

Hideki 😭😭😭😭

[deep flame]

it's okay....my slip's insured by Geico

just need Patrick, Morikawa, and Clark to all go green

[tulip zealot]

3 for Clark

https://tenor.com/view/pop-smoke-woo-dance-vibing-gif-19473099

[deep flame]

Cantlay's running out of time

[tulip zealot]

He needs it on 14

Hideki @deep flame

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-chicken-chalken-chalk-gh-gif-21808428

Bogey and double bogey back to back 😭

[deep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-hurt-feelings-sad-hurt-gif-19967662

😂

LET'S GO CANTLAY

it's all up to clark

[deep flame]

wtf? you got a direct line to someone there? LMAO

[tulip zealot]

Wait what

They fixed it

[deep flame]

what do you mean "they fixed it"? lol

You CALLED it!

lol

[tulip zealot]

Yeah it’s fixed

Whole game is fixed

I can probably sit here and tell you what every single person will hit based off their hole before

[deep flame]

well, can WILL Hideki into getting 4 birdies?

lol

[misty sinew]

ehhh

[tulip zealot]

Rory gonna be tight

Scottie is chalked

So that’s a good play by you

Nvm what a shot by Scottie

[deep flame]

hideki with a "F you" birdie on 17

lol

[misty sinew]

he's got it

i think if he pars the rest he'll be at 70

Wyndham's having a day

[deep flame]

i need Clark to get one more BoB

[misty sinew]

Rickie has been awful

5 Bogey's is crazy

[tulip zealot]

He’s leading the tour in bogeys

And leading in birdies

Never seen something like it in my life

[misty sinew]

what was par for 14?

was it 5 or 4?

hopefully this slip can hit

i wouldn't mind $50

[deep flame]

Clark's running out of time....

[tulip zealot]

Cash Clark

Don’t doubt him

Relax

He just birdied

[deep flame]

thank you! lol

[tulip zealot]

@deep flame

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[deep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-jim-carrey-oops-silly-my-bad-gif-19215630

[misty sinew]

i need clark to just chill out

he’s stressing

dammit

the clark under

is scaring me

[deep flame]

wow clark bogied the 15 and 16th holes

[misty sinew]

need a birdie here

cmon clark!!

should be $30

this is why you don’t insure

[misty sinew]

this end up hitting?

[deep flame]

Only insurance...hideki sold me, and morikawa saved the slip by pushing

[misty sinew]

well it's better than nothing i guess

[deep flame]

Lyla is the defacto master of golf betting in here

I wouldn't be surprised if she's a professional handicapper

lol

[copper fog]

Shes throwing you guys off the scent of her dota picks I need those

[misty sinew]

i need KBO picks 🙂

[deep flame]

Dota....is that the video game?

[copper fog]

Lines arent up for me but look for ro si hwan hits runs rbi

Never failed me

[copper fog]

Yup

[deep flame]

Why don't you just ask her for some picks?

[misty sinew]

much love 🫶

[copper fog]

I did

Lol

[deep flame]

oh

lol

[copper fog]

Lmao i dont blame her

Esports bumps are instant

[deep flame]

you think she doesn't want to give them to you because of the changing lines?

Probably it's her trade secret

[copper fog]

When am i gonna get a trade secret joey?

How does one go about acquiring such a thing

[deep flame]

Frankly, I don't know how you could even bet on video gaming.....last time I played a first-person shooter, I got aimbotted so much....I gave up lol

[copper fog]

I just play rocket league

[deep flame]

Last game I played more than 6 hours in a day was Battlefield 2

[misty sinew]

well you can't cheat in like leagues and stuff lol

[deep flame]

But....how does the field stay equal?

[copper fog]

Battlefield bad company 2 goated

[deep flame]

Everyone uses the same computer system?

[misty sinew]

most of the time yeah

[deep flame]

You do know that the network they play on can be metered/slowed down to anyone's advantage

I just don't get it....really

[misty sinew]

most of the time the games are played at the same location

[deep flame]

How do they certify fair play?

Just by watching over their shoulder?

[misty sinew]

i mean there's always cameras on their screens

[deep flame]

hmmm....good thing I stay away from that

lol

it's bad enough that I'm betting on baseball, golf and tennis

[copper fog]

I saw a hot dog eating contest prop once

Don't remember which app tho lol

[opal wyvern]

does UD do daily drafts for pga every weekend or just majors?

[tulip zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kankan-yeat-slayworld-black-handshake-dap-up-gif-21767164

[tulip zealot]

JOEY CHESTNUT IS THE GOAT

[misty sinew]

elite

[tulip zealot]

Gimme a hot dog contest

I’ll nuke Joey chestnut

[misty sinew]

his line would be nuts

[tulip zealot]

O/U 85 dogs

😭😭😭

[copper fog]

Im telling you look she even got the locks for hot dog contests 😂

[tulip zealot]

Or Matt Stonie

[misty sinew]

O/U 115.5

[tulip zealot]

Both of them would go crazy

[deep flame]

told ya

she's a pro handicapper

🤣

[tulip zealot]

I’ve probably watched more sports than all of you combined

[misty sinew]

i'd be a good hot dog eating contest better

[copper fog]

Shes the reason the kings lost to the laker in 02 im convinced

[deep flame]

I won't argue with you there

[tulip zealot]

Watching 500+ hours of golf teaches you a lot

[misty sinew]

holy

yeah no

[tulip zealot]

I remember when I was younger

[copper fog]

Scott foster number one contact = Lyla

[tulip zealot]

During summer break

I’d just watch sports

All day everyday

[copper fog]

But 500 hours of golf tho

[tulip zealot]

I am very good at math, specifically statistics

Part of why I am decent at betting

[copper fog]

So thats why im not good at betting

[deep flame]

well that explains A LOT

[tulip zealot]

I’m good at mlb cuz I used to play softball. I was one of the best players in my state I hit like .400 throughout high school I just never pursued it more

I feel like I could do something with journalism or interviewing people eventually

I got goals 🙏🏻

[deep flame]

I took Davies because how hard can it be to strikeout 3 guys

[misty sinew]

i'm currently trying to be a NFL analyst

this is just fueling my stat nerdism

[tulip zealot]

Extremely hard but put your mind to it

I know NFL very well

Have a few friends who are players

[misty sinew]

i have a few friends who made it to college

[tulip zealot]

Well Davies throws 88 mph

[deep flame]

probably the only sport I can maybe keep up with you is NBA

it's the only sport I like really

[tulip zealot]

I’m close with a few of the eagles players and sixers players cuz I worked at the number one gentleman’s club on the east coast as a waitress

Got to meet a bunch of ppl tbh

[misty sinew]

nice

[tulip zealot]

Doubt it I know nba. Maxey and I are friends =)

[misty sinew]

there's a kid that goes to my old highschool who's got offers from miami and a few SEC schools

[deep flame]

You should've told Maxey to hit the lines then LMAO

[copper fog]

Sht tell him to come to the blazers

[tulip zealot]

Sadly ima sixers fan. I never want us to let go of him 😭

[low scarab]

Tennis wnba golf and esports seem to be the strong suits

[misty sinew]

we had a few classes together he was pretty cool