┆⚾・baseball

[fiery breach]

Boooo

[upper perch]

Okayyyu

[gusty ice]

See told ya

lol

[novel shard]

One guy will pitch one inning then the regular pitcher comes in starting the second inning

[gusty ice]

@upper perch yesavage cashed

[fossil river]

Trout 🙄

[visual flame]

this game is shitty

[novel shard]

You’re being kind. This game is beyond ass

[visual flame]

i mean it's only the 3rd i wanted to give it some grace until i actually get upset

[novel shard]

Not me

[fossil river]

Vlad 🖕 🚮
Trout 🖕 🚮

A’s vs orioles please be good 🙏🏾

[fiery breach]

With how the A's have been playing lately I would think it's going to be decent

https://tenor.com/view/celebrity-deathmatch-lets-get-it-on-referee-bald-gif-5180830

[fossil river]

Either crying time or We winning

Have shea on a streak

[fiery breach]

They average seven hits versus baz and 6ks

But I think they beat him all three games

[fossil river]

Baz is ass

🍀

[fiery breach]

Allllready

[fiery breach]

If u had Shea cash him lol

First at bat

BAAAANG

[novel shard]

And of course after we discuss Kurtz with a single he gets a double

What a bish lol

[fiery breach]

Kurtz already at fantasy...

[fiery breach]

Honestly just taking for a hit every single game

Or even fantasy cuz you know he's going to get walked

[fossil river]

I have him for hrr 💰 and fantasy gotta wait on that one

[fiery breach]

Shut up

[fossil river]

Watch ward do something today

[fiery breach]

I got Taylor Ward for a hit

[fossil river]

It should hit

Blame Scampicks if anything weird happens

[visual flame]

cash abrams

Junk really living up to his name cause he trash

[fossil river]

We need to come up with a collective banned list lol for sure Soto right there

[visual flame]

i don't even like taking soto when he's playing well i'm a bigger fan of lindor

but he not healthy so fuck the whole team cause they're ass

[fossil river]

Hate Lindor too 😭

Chalk city himself when I picked him

[visual flame]

alright i'll be out and about today yall be good and i hope all your slips hit

[floral shoal]

Red Sox really fucked up a slip

[novel shard]

Cash this. Tampa game postponed so caminero is a void

[lone ridge]

Still hot 🙏🏾

[novel shard]

Load up on your Braves

https://x.com/hollybaylormlb/status/2053153782129983912?s=10

Holly Baylor (@HollyBaylorMLB)

Sources: #Dodgers LHP Blake Snell has been scratched from tonight’s season debut vs. the Braves after waking up with soreness in multiple fingers on his pitching hand following a late-night gaming session. The Dodgers will instead deploy a bullpen game, with Blake Treinen

X · May 9, 2026, 4:43 PM

They should smash the dodgers in honor of Bobby Cox

Oops, that’s a Parody account. My bad disregard guys

[gusty ice]

Is this actually real ?

[novel shard]

No one of my gambling buddies was fucking with me

I was about to max bet the Braves and he said it was a joke

[gusty ice]

Oh god I was scared for a sec

[novel shard]

What a bish

[gusty ice]

I have him for tonight

😅

[fiery breach]

Shea! Shea!

[fossil river]

@novel shard I got story for hrr but it hasn’t voided just changed the date 👀

[novel shard]

It’s gonna void

[fossil river]

Ah ok thanks 👌🏼

[novel shard]

They just haven’t done it yet

[fossil river]

Angel picture is so ass lol

[remote rapids]

Gotta be kidding right

Of course Mr Rooker

[novel shard]

Cash second one

[stiff turret]

You're on fire today

[fossil river]

Nice slip 🔥

[hazy basalt]

Any mlb picks

[meager tinsel]

Yordan getting walked every at bat 🔥 🙄

[upper sand]

Spencer areighetti sucks nigga

[gleaming socket]

lowkey a causal on baseball but i’ve had some luck with it recently

[hazy basalt]

We all casual

[hazy parcel]

We like strider today?

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/es-DGRdqEkM7X

[gleaming socket]

lmaoooo fr. somehow i do best on baseball when i watch other sports daily 😭

[safe igloo]

Anyone got nrfi

[hazy basalt]

Got this

Tigers and Mets game Nrfi

[meager tinsel]

This shit hilarious bro the game literally just started did bro just get a migraine magically the second it started ?

[hazy basalt]

He got the call

[fossil river]

Got the check 💰 from you know who

Fake migraine

[upper sand]

Aaron Nola’s a sellout nga

Can’t get 2ks in 2innings

[versed fox]

Let’s go Soto take Merrill Kelly meatball throwing ass deep 🤣😂🤣

[fiery breach]

Cashed... Liam hick smh

Cash Tampa didn't play

Boo that man

[fiery breach]

Cash........... No walk no Jacob hits so only cash flex...

[proven tapir]

Live

[lunar storm]

yo @novel shard

[hazy parcel]

Suzuki…

[remote rapids]

One hour before game

And Betr already took off braves lines

Once again

[proven tapir]

He’s so ass

Impossible but hey maybe my luck is valid tonight

[hazy parcel]

Could’ve easily cashed HRR and fantasy right there

[proven tapir]

Yeah his dumb ass swung at a ball way below the zone like he’s altuve

[novel shard]

Ninmo used to be good, wtf happened to him

[remote rapids]

Buxton bomb rain delay ain’t stopping him

[fiery breach]

Spencer "spaghetti arms" arrighetti..

Shane "Azz" Baz
Michael "walka" wacha

Cash both walk plays

[versed fox]

It's a long season. He will be ok. It happens in waves.

[novel shard]

He is one of my favorite players so it pains me to see him do bad

[novel shard]

Beautiful slips bro

[fiery breach]

Thank you sir

[novel shard]

I’ll put him on a slip tomorrow and stop that train so fast lol

[fossil river]

Buxton…….

[versed fox]

By seasons end he will be solid. Little adjustment for him hitting leadoff but he will have solid numbers by season's end
.

[violet meadow]

Suzuki please homerrrrrr

[haughty carbon]

dustin may under 5.5 hits allowed is free omg

[fossil river]

Of course Soto walks today 🙄

intentionally

[hazy parcel]

Harrison cashed. Of course the other two aren’t doing shit

[haughty carbon]

not pp dude

[grizzled ferry]

If yall was watching cubs game shi ts was sweating sm

[lunar storm]

ts free

i remember you doing $5-10 entries

i see you hit the big leagues

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-guerrero-jr-vladdy-vlad-jr-toronto-blue-jays-blue-jays-gif-15648535476968871428

[fiery breach]

Landen roupp 2 walks

Ozuna gets walked

Cruz a hit

Jung Lee for a hit

[versed fox]

Aaron Nola. I know better too 😆 🤣 😂 💀

[grizzled ferry]

Hell yeahhh just been increasing betting money bit by bit🙏

Ngl i looked at my history like couple yrs ago. My bets were horrendous

Yeah this white boy gay asl

It was either him or kurtz

But soderstrom had better history vs baz

Dumbas

[upper sand]

Joe Ryan’s gonna sell 5Ks

[gusty ice]

wtf is snell doing

[upper sand]

Ong bro

[lunar storm]

yo naw he selling

😭

i need 5 Ks cuh

[remote rapids]

Olson getting shut out

This whole series

[gusty ice]

@lunar storm snell is cooking

[fossil river]

Cal Raleigh 🚮 banned

[upper sand]

Snell sold

[calm ferry]

😡

[grizzled ferry]

I fucking knew it

Fuck me for not snell under

[fossil river]

Vientos a piece of 💩

[upper sand]

Snell prolly done after 3rd inning or even now

[hazy parcel]

Andddd HOOKED

[lunar storm]

cooking some chalk

i need my 2 Ks NOW

did he get pulled im not even home yet

[gusty ice]

wtf is snell doing

Like holy shit bro

[lunar storm]

he still in nvm

bro i need 2

[gusty ice]

He needs to lock in

[lunar storm]

hopefully he stays an inning or two

[gusty ice]

Yeah facts bro

[remote rapids]

Olson fantasy free

Snell done ?

[lunar storm]

he not done yet

[remote rapids]

58 through 2

[lunar storm]

we chillin

we fasho need some Ks tho

this 4.5 gonna be a sweat

ONE MORE @gusty ice @remote rapids

assuming you took the 4.5 alt trippen

[remote rapids]

I didn’t take nothing on snell

[lunar storm]

good choice

[remote rapids]

They didn’t have anything up for him

[lunar storm]

don’t gotta sweat ts

[remote rapids]

I’m on will smith and Olson

[hazy basalt]

Yoooo ty bro just mixed some ur shit up

[remote rapids]

Maybe some from ohtani

[upper sand]

I hate Joe Ryan with everything

[gusty ice]

I took the 3.5

[novel shard]

That’s the best way to do it. I always like my reads but sometimes players have an off day so identifying the 80% that will cash is the key. You did amazing

Nice payout also

[hazy basalt]

I don’t know shit abt baseball bro I just took the ones that were full odds

[upper sand]

Chalk Joe Ryan’s bitchass

[novel shard]

Was still a solid ass slip

[gusty ice]

@lunar storm he cashed you

As well

😎

5K’s

[lunar storm]

lets go son 😎

good looks on jake @novel shard 💯

[gusty ice]

hell yeah

[upper sand]

Nvm Joe Ryan’s that nigga

[novel shard]

Cash a third for today

[novel shard]

Nice slip bro

[versed fox]

Thanks fam. Fawking Nola has chalked me so may times over the years. I took him off twice last night n then put him back on 💀 Lol 😆 😂 🤣

Need 2 more K's from Ashcraft to cash this one
WNBA/MLB Combo parlay

[novel shard]

Looking good so far

[upper sand]

Ofc snell pushed

[lunar storm]

you took 5.5?

@gusty ice

is ts not freee ??

8.5 they’re only at 5

LMK ASAP

CUH

[gusty ice]

Honestly that looks free

Tbh

[lunar storm]

nvm they scored

3-3

fading

[gusty ice]

oh wow

ofc

😭

[lunar storm]

the books knew 😭

[novel shard]

Boom - 4th cash today and it was a mini drone strike. LFG

[versed fox]

⚾️✅

[grizzled ferry]

L ET S. G OOO O. O. O

MICHAEL HARRIS GOOATTTT

[versed fox]

🏀🏀⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️✅

[grizzled ferry]

Gah damn

[versed fox]

Got em! 🤣

[proven tapir]

Bruh

Need reynolds to come through atleast for the 3/4

[proven tapir]

Crazy cause I had reynolds 1 rbi griffin 2 rbi and Olson 2 rbi as a 3 leg at first

Would’ve been cash rn

[hazy parcel]

@lunar storm onto tomorrow 🫩

[lunar storm]

let’s cook a .5 hit slip

you should’ve tailed me

i sent the link for a squad boost and nobody tailed it 😭

[hazy parcel]

Fawk I ain’t see this

[novel shard]

I tried to tail but was already at my max of 3 for the day

Nice win though bro

[lunar storm]

all good no worries👌🏽

[lunar storm]

tomorrow we eat

the lords day and mother’s day

[hazy parcel]

Everyone ate today but me man IDK WHATS GOIN ON

[lunar storm]

no way we chalk

[novel shard]

They really need to get away from that restriction

[hazy parcel]

This drought I’m in is horrendous

[novel shard]

It will change

[lunar storm]

trust me brother im down the same path as you today was my first win back

[novel shard]

Do a few two player slips and get some wins back under your belt

[remote rapids]

Dodgers going out sad

[lunar storm]

unfortunately

i should’ve smashed some unders on them today literally nobody showed up

[proven tapir]

Bang 3/4 I’ll take it fuck yeah

[lunar storm]

you gonna be here tomorrow ? @novel shard

[hazy parcel]

Will do

[lunar storm]

so many early games i gotta be up early to go eat and research some of these lines

[hazy parcel]

I think ima stay away from nba tho for a while @lunar storm

[lunar storm]

please bro

[hazy parcel]

Might stay in here for the time being

[lunar storm]

stay the fuck away from that poison

[hazy parcel]

It’s been bad bro

[lunar storm]

i knew better than to touch that okc laker game

[hazy parcel]

Goin back into a week hibernation if nothing hits tmrw

Save my bread

[novel shard]

Have a look at the slips people post tomorrow and see if any of the players match some that you also liked then make your slip. Be selective this is a daily battle.

[hazy parcel]

Girl goes to work at 7 am so I’ll be up and in here wit you brother

[lunar storm]

i was fine during nfl season and then once i touched nba that’s when the donations started rolling in

[hazy parcel]

That’s usually my tactic. I saw a bunch of your slips right when games started lol I knew they were bouta be cash

I’ll be up and ready to cash tmrw

[novel shard]

I had a good day but last two days before it were not so good

[hazy parcel]

All sports been iffy recently I’ve noticed. It’s annoying but it’s part of it sadly

[loud orchid]

sneaky lil tail w mans

[proven tapir]

Oh shit nice bro

Sorry freeman couldn’t rock 2 in but we still get 1.5x on the payout

[loud orchid]

it’s all good

[novel shard]

Those rbi plays pay amazingly well

[proven tapir]

Facts there also homerun odds most of the time even higher in odds

Griffin was like 3.87x to get 2

[olive trail]

Every time I cash out; I win 😑 literally EVERY TIME😭

[proven tapir]

What’s your payout @loud orchid

[loud orchid]

smooth 80 ball

[proven tapir]

Nice

I should’ve put a boost on my shit

[grizzled ferry]

Tail at own risk. Took from pp ppl

Bonus funds

[onyx scaffold]

???

[haughty mural]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-gSj6hxuWqp

[proven tapir]

They keep juicing griffin line I’m taking it everytime

[fossil river]

Damn multi went up

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-qsctIO5OpI

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-Q9EhomovoN

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-m3v4Zv4W0v

[grizzled ferry]

Ngl im taking that degrom ks

Or pitching outs

[novel shard]

Get the wins bro

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain yooo

[rigid pawn]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-POX4lVgKaZ

[novel shard]

Small play as an ammo builder in the early game with a rare pitcher play for me

[granite ermine]

No pitchers fantasy today?

[meager tinsel]

Gunnar homer looks juicy today he has destroyed sevy 7/9 with a HR in his career

[meager tinsel]

Wind also blowing out to right center a left hander dream

[meager tinsel]

Good luck have fun everyone hopefully everyone hits today for their mother's 🙏🏾

[jolly moth]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/b1slynhe
yall better copy asap!!!

[meager tinsel]

Shea getting the dad buff today? It's his wife first mother's day he going yard

[lunar storm]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/fzcsix9n

squad boost if anyone wants to tail

just some shit to give a bit of bread back

[novel shard]

He’s on my list for that

But I have about 17 players on that list lol

[rigid pawn]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-3gux0zQ7la

[grizzled ferry]

Bored rn slip

[grizzled ferry]

Lmfaoo quick cash

Ngl ion know about the soccer pick tho, shits a true demon

[grizzled ferry]

u straight. I could never trust Alcantara to have a good game lol

[novel shard]

Cash abrams strikeout

[grizzled ferry]

Cash cavalli🔥

[violet delta]

Czash✅

[novel shard]

Flex HR play

[snow zenith]

I’m trippin or I can’t see any pitcher props

[grizzled ferry]

Ngl ts might cash

[regal pond]

Free server on my b!0

[viral cloud]

I need a James wood walk 🙏

So close

[hazy parcel]

Is that… who I think it is…

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[marble geyser]

Yall gotta get innnn 📲
I've got 2man/6man picks waiting td 🎯
Let's get back at it

[remote rapids]

Blue jays bullpen Game….??..

[lunar storm]

i need a hit from CJ

awful

[hazy parcel]

Trevor story fantasy is tempting

[novel shard]

Claymore has been armed and deployed

[spark kite]

Someone tell me why Alcantra walked a fucking random twice😩

So rigged man

[rigid pawn]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-yAGh9S9JK9

[visual flame]

cause he can't actually strike him out and he knows that and if you knew he wasn't a random but leading the league in stolen bases you wouldn't be saying that

schwarber homered already

[meager tinsel]

Schwarbomb

Harper bang

[visual flame]

now harper too i love it

[snow zenith]

Yes

[lunar storm]

CJ striked out again

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-fat-game-baseball-crepe-gif-16746796309537094314

i should’ve just took that K prop

[hasty pike]

I like how this going already

Mickey love’s Sunday and Today is Mothers Day ☺️

[fossil river]

Abrams decides to be trash when I pick him smh

[grizzled ferry]

Boop bop

Finally

[visual flame]

holy 2 homers for schwarber

[grizzled ferry]

Damn

[remote rapids]

They let him get 2 so he can tie judge

And the new Ohtani

All 3 15 HR

[viral cloud]

Yes Sandy got pulled 🙏

[remote rapids]

And that’s why judge went yard

He don’t like to be tied with nobody

[cyan bobcat]

i cashed out💔

[viral cloud]

dang there was no way he was pitching the 7th inning if they actually want to win

[haughty mantle]

plays gon be lit
I’ve got y’all covered,shoot me a frnn rqstt to get em

[cyan bobcat]

yea idk what i was thinkin

[viral cloud]

need Miami to score some now 🙏

[hazy parcel]

Every time I bet on buxton he don’t hit shit

[viral cloud]

Same he’s banned

James Wood isn’t walking today 💔

[fossil river]

Buxton/turner/Abram’s banned af

Buxton been banned

[lunar storm]

i literally need one hit from buxton and CJ

they deadass gonna be terrorist on mother’s day

[visual flame]

he wont touch any of my slips right now either at least until he starts homering and getting on base more

[lunar storm]

unreal

i guess they don’t love their moms

cash elly 1.5 HRR

[visual flame]

i see elly decided he can play baseball today

[lunar storm]

he loves his mom

had to show up today

[visual flame]

jj decided to be good today as well

missed out on caba today i got scared

[lunar storm]

nationals sold

[viral cloud]

let’s go Miami

[visual flame]

Lauer is so ass easy game for the angels

[fossil river]

Looking nice

[hazy parcel]

Sigh… @lunar storm

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-kendrick-lamar-tweak-tweak-kendrick-tweak-gif-16413207785279485490

[lunar storm]

same here

CJ is ass

4 AB did absolutely nothing

he literally went to work clocked in and just bullshitted for 3-4 hours

all i got left is my nba ticket today hopefully that doesn’t shit the bed

[viral cloud]

cash the live

[upper sand]

I have a big feeling rodons gonna end up chalking

[novel shard]

Ammo secured and it’s gonna be needed because the early slips look like they are selling

[hazy parcel]

OMG WAIT

BRING STORY HOME

THE DROUGHT IS OVERRER

[keen ermine]

Rodon had 4ks in 2 innings and chalked 5ks🔥🔥🔥

[upper sand]

Is he done?

[keen ermine]

Def

[upper sand]

They got a pitcher warming up?

[keen ermine]

Still in

Now it’s chalked he’s so bad

[upper sand]

Yea he’s dogshit

I honestly thought he was gonna be free asf

After the first two innings

[hazy parcel]

Sanchez respects coin

[mental blaze]

Frl thanks @gusty ice

[cyan bobcat]

need logan to stay in🙏

[grizzled ferry]

Pretty sure degrom hitting. Pitch count low asl. Embiid tho🤧

[cyan bobcat]

💔

[keen ermine]

Same he has a tendency to fall apart later in the games tho

[upper sand]

Yea but still no excuse to not get 1 more K

[upper sand]

He my last pick I needed I should just taken the early payout after the 4th innings

[mellow schooner]

give me 6 more kelly 💪🏼

[keen ermine]

Yeah I thought shit was so free after the 2nd

I can’t catch a break on these .5s

[proven tapir]

Running em back

[meager tinsel]

Yordan bitch ass really struckout 4 times ...

[novel shard]

Wow, some of these teams straight ass today

[fossil river]

Tim to enjoy our Sundays

[meager tinsel]

The amount of times soto hits the ball all the way to the wall when I got money on his home run is sickening

[proven tapir]

Bro griffin homer but nobody was on base

Swear pirates so ass

[remote rapids]

Waste of challenge

Challenge 5 but not 4 😂🔪

[remote rapids]

Cash Dubon

[remote rapids]

Elder boosted Ks looked to good

6.5

[versed fox]

Gavin with the hook of the day 😆 🤣 😂

[simple ferry]

Shoutout JW

[remote rapids]

Had him at 3.5 Moved him to 2.5 Ezz🤫

[trim pilot]

wrobleski K under chalked because dumbass matt olson has a hat trick lmao

[scarlet crow]

Witt hrr?

[grizzled ferry]

Buehler so ass

❗️

[upper sand]

The fact that he had two in the first inning and prolly won’t get another one is fucking pathetic

[remote rapids]

Tatis is washed

Can’t do nothing without the JUICE SHOT

And so is manny

2 free walks with one out No damage

[upper sand]

How many positive counts is bueler gonna have and not get a strikeout

[novel shard]

Good call @marsh tinsel

[hazy parcel]

Ohtani sucks now

[marsh tinsel]

Whoop whoop

[remote rapids]

Full time pitcher

They need move him down lineup

Like they did Tucker

Or tweak it for a change

[proven tapir]

Jackson got on base 3 times and these sorry ass padres can’t get him home

Bum ass bitches

Hopefully he can get a base hit

[remote rapids]

Soto trying to hard to send a ball out

[novel shard]

Man, Bichette and the Mets are so ass

[remote rapids]

Instead of hitting singles and bringing the runners in

[proven tapir]

Swear

Padres ass asf too

Yup chalk Merrill I should’ve just went with fantasy

[meager tinsel]

Pain 💔

[spark kite]

Judge with the highest multiplier lmao

Free

[meager tinsel]

Fuck it

[novel shard]

I think this has a legit chance

[meager tinsel]

Shit I'm hoping I've had some horrendous beats the last couple days 😂

[versed fox]

Let's see if Cameron plays nice tonight 🤣

[proven tapir]

Merill has one more chance to redeem himself 🙏

One base hit man

Intentional walk wow of course

Unless he gets home my shit chalk

[livid niche]

3/4 homered 😢

[solid stratus]

Welp I’m good for the day lol

[primal mountain]

Back in California

Back to join y'all tomorrow

[novel shard]

Horrible. He should have had it

[lunar storm]

finally

everyone was calling me and Dm’ing me asking where you been

[livid niche]

@novel shard 3 for 4 today 😪

[versed fox]

Tel me about it. Him and Gavin ruined a 2k day for me today. Getting close tho. The hits are about to start coming. The more the season moves forward the more often I usually win. Been that way since 2021. Get more house money and then flip it into higher and bigger wins. I take the risks with their money not mine 💯

[novel shard]

So close bro. You’ll get it soon

[novel shard]

Love the plan

[versed fox]

Thanks fam. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it 😂💪🏾🫡

[flat dagger]

This chalk ???

[lunar storm]

yeah bro he’s been out

they’re on like their 4th pitcher now 😭

[flat dagger]

Oh shit

Gay

[quick vessel]

I know more ball than all of you 🗣️🗣️

Need more ppl to join in so I can mog u too

(Completely free)

For mlb picks and like mini games and stat stuff

[hazy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-lion-king-monkey-talking-rafiki-gif-17580008

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogfantasy.com/pp-dRiiQyzbLt

[magic ocean]

Luke Raley ⬆️ 1.5 HRRBI’s
Ben Rice ⬆️ 1.5 Total Bases
Lock

[meager tinsel]

Small slate today I gotta lock in and find a nice hr 3- 4 leg 👨🏾‍💻

Don't like the weather in the Cleveland game today wind blowing in in a pitchers park

[lunar storm]

chat dead

where everyone at 😢

[novel shard]

I’m just now looking the games over

Not a lot of meat on the bone today

[visual flame]

same i just started looking cause not a lot to look over really

not seeing good wind either for homers or anything so it'll be just how well do you hit today

[novel shard]

I do like the Yankees game

[visual flame]

i think tb shells kevin today

[novel shard]

This kinda caught my eye

Haven’t locked it in

May drop Vlad since he sold me a few times lately

[visual flame]

i'm looking at simpson he's hit well against kevin and he has good odds to hit and steal a base

[novel shard]

I like his potential fantasy

[visual flame]

exactly what i'm looking at a couple extra base hit against him already should be an easy green for him

[upper perch]

Any ks yall like

[lunar storm]

all good i got a few picks i liked just wanted to see what everyone else got just to see if they kinda align with mine

bunch of late games today

[primal mountain]

okay, I'm ready to tail the winners

I'm too screwed up from last week to look at stats

POST THEM SLIPS

[visual flame]

these are the guys i like most on the day past match ups hitters vs lefty/rightys ability to get on base and decent vs reliefs

depends on hitting position for a few but can't make the slip before the games all start since they're so spaced out so be cautious

[primal mountain]

only one game has official lineups released so far

[lunar storm]

we might just have to click and pray today

[gusty ice]

Not sure how I feel about the dodgers ML

sasaki is pitching

he been struggling lately

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/blowing-raspberries-major-league-baseball-upset-dismayed-roki-sasaki-gif-12500010026023202973

Hopefully doesn’t get max FRIED today

https://tenor.com/view/fried-egg-scramble-gif-14620796

[primal mountain]

Sasaski sucking?

good, that means pick someone from the opposite team lol

[gusty ice]

Padres and dodgers have the same record rn

Crazy

[fossil river]

I’m a dodgers fan so hopefully not but all our pitchers are bipolar

[novel shard]

I do like this

[fossil river]

All of them can pitch great or get lit up

[proven tapir]

Yoo Wassgud Tim

I cooked up hella rbi plays

[visual flame]

padres have had one of the easiest schedules so far they'll start losing again

[proven tapir]

I usually like to go for the guys batting 3-9 feel like batting 1-2 you’ll need a homerun or 7-9 hitters to load em up

[visual flame]

seager 😑

[proven tapir]

Yeah man I was iffy about seager based on his recent matchups vs the pitcher

[visual flame]

i hope he does well i would like my team to be on a winning streak after shutting out the cubs 2 games in a row

[proven tapir]

Same maybe today is redemption

I do luke today tho his numbers vs the pitch mix is outta this world and his history

[visual flame]

he had decent odds to do well i just am not willing to bet on him to do that tho

[proven tapir]

Yeah I feel you on that fam 😂😂💪

[visual flame]

i liked raley today i just wasn't willing cause of how inconsistent he can be but he did have great numbers to do well

[proven tapir]

Have you seen his history vs lambert it’s insane

I know it’s years old but man it just screams take him

[visual flame]

oh yeah i've been looking for the past 2 hours now he was on my radar but i was still iffy based on him as a hitter and less of the matchup

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-griffin-squint-eyes-suspicious-doubt-gif-9773820164031851317

Seager hate that guy too

[scarlet crow]

Who do I pick

[loud orchid]

brice mathews

[primal mountain]

oneil cruz

bichette

corbin]

practically anyone slugging over .500

[novel shard]

Agree

[novel shard]

I can make a case for him that he’s due along with Ninmo but man are they both ice cold

[visual flame]

i liked ninmo today i just went with josh cause he's more consistent and usually when the rest of the team is hitting he's doing well

[half dock]

Judge rbi?

[meager tinsel]

Some trout and rice sounds good 😏

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/rosmt-salmon-shocked-gif-25392218

[visual flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steals-sushi-cat-viralhog-sneaky-cat-takes-sushi-sushi-thief-cat-gif-307272247298130892

[meager tinsel]

😂

[visual flame]

not an asian man with trout and rice 🫢

[hazy basalt]

Is Shohei under 1.5 bases free?

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/kenan-thompson-snl-saturday-night-live-yep-yes-gif-8397555225657125848

[hazy basalt]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/qutm8o42

[fossil river]

They lowered simpson fantasy smh still like it happened to Elly last week bumped down still cashed

[hazy parcel]

Very tempted l

And Idk if Simpson or yandy the move

[hazy basalt]

Thoughts??

[novel shard]

They haven’t done anything so it should be good but the problem with these knuckleheads is they can go over with one damn home run. They are on a ban list for me

[hazy basalt]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/5ajqoh38

I took it

[novel shard]

Squad boost on this https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/110sstyb

[meager tinsel]

They saw how much money was on Corbin home run today and made the call 😭

[olive trail]

Ok cal, continue to suck plz

[fossil river]

Scampicks

Bullpen game then huh

[junior hearth]

how we feel

[fossil river]

Lmao these bots be likely their own shit ☠️

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-gif-9168413622530665914

[primal mountain]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/bk53dn38

God i hope that hits

[edgy shore]

@primal mountain what’s the plays 👀👀

[lunar storm]

naylor looks nice today

[fossil river]

Naylor or raley

[past charm]

Yandy 1.5 valid?

[primal mountain]

That one so far

[lunar storm]

naylor

[meager tinsel]

GLHF hope everyone wins 🙏🏾

[fiery breach]

Walk alert

Joey cantillo

[visual flame]

neto starting on bullshit lol

[primal mountain]

it's okay

we expect this all the time

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-panic-button-lizard-gif-10133337467265228669

[primal mountain]

no way a RHB will go 0-for against a LHP through 2 AB's

[primal mountain]

this was a good movie by the way....saw it with my grandkids the other day

[fossil river]

Ok Neto In game prop

[fossil river]

What’s it called I’ll have to watch it with my kids

[primal mountain]

"Hoppers"

[fossil river]

Thank you sir

[visual flame]

i know he usually starts off like this but still like just get on base at least you're a lead off

[primal mountain]

or at least sacrifice your body and get HBP

[fossil river]

Wouldn’t it be nice to cash everything first AB

[primal mountain]

I love that feeling

[visual flame]

i mean just as a lead off at least get a good ab

[primal mountain]

I had 3 legs hit all at the same time on one slip

it was wonderful

then all the other slips I had turned to shit

😄

[fiery breach]

How many times we thinking Pete alonzo gets struck out today?

[visual flame]

my favorite was waiting on one leg last year on an 8 man and it took until the 7th/8th for the player to do anything

so much stress that day

[primal mountain]

but "good" stress

LOL

[visual flame]

ah no i was yelling at my tv the whole time waiting on randy arozarena to actually hit the ball then he homered lol 😅

[fiery breach]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/143dl8eg

[visual flame]

man someone's gonna feast off pitching outs this game

[novel shard]

Ammo builder targeting Bellinger RBI

[visual flame]

lets go ben isn't complete ass today

[primal mountain]

ah, I see Judge is back to normal

K

[visual flame]

yeah he almost caught me today his numbers looked ok then i did some extra digging to find out if he was worth it or not

missed out on young's total pitches first inning i didn't realize he was really this bad

[primal mountain]

you wanna see "bad", look at Padres batting this season

Who would've thought your best hitter on the Padres was Xander

[visual flame]

oh i know i wont usually take anyone off the roster they're all shit merrill has his days but the rest are ass

[primal mountain]

with what....500 million top loading the 1st and 4th batting slots?

[visual flame]

also it was a rocchio day and i failed to see it lets just hope neto knows how to hit too

[remote rapids]

No challenge wtf….??.

[fossil river]

:Scampicks refs at work already

Neto 🖕

[primal mountain]

okay neto's sucking

😭 😭

[visual flame]

neto needed to swing on that pitch he challenged it was the only one actually up in the zone he could hit

lol then there's trout who just swings at anything

[violet meadow]

i need delauter 1.5 hrr 🙏

[fossil river]

Trout just another judge/ohtani

Smh

Well he’s the OG between all 3

[remote rapids]

Trout Ina slump but he homers here and there

[visual flame]

in case you guys needed to know what an actual fucking idiot that can't seem to get on base looks like here it is

[remote rapids]

Ohtani just groundouts pitchers don’t fear him anymore e

[fossil river]

🤣 send him to the minor league 🚮

Ohtani signed the contract to join the chalk city club

[visual flame]

aint no way this man decided getting on base wasn't an actual result he didn't even have to swing his bat at all

[fossil river]

CCC

[fossil river]

Next AB just hit him on purpose please 😂

Then he will at least be useful

[visual flame]

yeah hopefully they take him out the game 🤣

[primal mountain]

i'm feeling a late HR from neto

[visual flame]

fuck you gausman fucking up chandlers base hit

[primal mountain]

more like a "disturbance in the Force"

[fossil river]

Definitely Scampicks

[visual flame]

he had decent odds to hit one i was mainly going off of his stats to hit today tho

[fossil river]

Should count regardless hate them man

[visual flame]

hopefully he steals a base

figured gausman would get shelled didn't think it would be this early tho

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-egg-scramble-gif-14620796

We will take the run

[visual flame]

cleveland giving bta

[fossil river]

Neto will be a sweat

I don’t chalk anything till the 9th

[cyan bobcat]

love to see it🤗

[visual flame]

same if it's the last ab in the 8th i say probably wont happen without a miracle

[fossil river]

I just flip em off and they sometimes come thru 🤣

Diaz 🖕

Neto 🖕 🖕

[visual flame]

7-0 this shit is horrible

fucking bots @ me like stfu i'm watching baseball

LETS GO RICE

FUCKING HOMER

gausman some ass fr

[half dock]

Pete and trout selling me

[proven tapir]

BIG BEN

[vast warren]

One down one to go🙏🏾

[remote rapids]

Bomb

[primal mountain]

bye bye bot

[remote rapids]

Judge staying tied with Kyle schrwarber

At 15

[visual flame]

ty

[proven tapir]

Same

[visual flame]

crazy this is only the 3rd for this cleveland game

i guess for some teams pitching really is just optional

[proven tapir]

Bro Steven kwan bitch ass keep selling I needed him on base for Chase smfh

[valid wyvern]

Had him over but faded for Ramirez under

[proven tapir]

Yeah I needa chase rbi

[remote rapids]

Mookie is backkkk

Tonight

Vs giants

Hopefully he gets them going

[valid wyvern]

Bout time mookie

[lunar storm]

ben respects coin

[visual flame]

they credited him with the hit for now

[proven tapir]

Angels is horrid holy shit

[fossil river]

Ok will keep in mind they may take it away later

[primal mountain]

🙏

[visual flame]

well they also took away the error too so there's hope

[fossil river]

Oh did they 👀

[fossil river]

Nuke

[primal mountain]

https://tenor.com/f2dYZg9i6W8.gif

bot channel protection activated

😄

[visual flame]

Schanuel the only angel that wants to actually play baseball today

[primal mountain]

if Ward walks again, I'm gonna be sick

[visual flame]

what if he strikes out? 🤔

[primal mountain]

nah, he grounded out

[visual flame]

then there's gausman with 5 hits in the 2nd

[meager tinsel]

Trout and okamoto where y'all at gang 🙏🏾

[primal mountain]

simpson can't get an HRR if it kissed him on the forehead

[visual flame]

cash simpson

[primal mountain]

you had his FP?

[visual flame]

yupp and he stole 2nd

[sour storm]

I saw the signs

[visual flame]

i said it early he's some ass

[primal mountain]

https://klipy.com/gifs/excellent-179--k01KRCPFJF9F7RXT29357S6KJM3

[visual flame]

he should have already cashed but he cashed for sure now

now i need neto to actually play baseball

[fossil river]

Simpsonnnnn

[lunar storm]

yandy is literally wiping his ass on my carpet

[visual flame]

nice hit okamoto

[proven tapir]

Never taking another angel for a rbi

These dudes fucking trash

[remote rapids]

Got him for 3 bases

[visual flame]

he got 1 already so he should be good to get another decent hit

lets go gimenez

holy i knew it was your day

[proven tapir]

Delauter boutta lead off again 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[proven tapir]

His 1.5 rbi with rice 2 rbi would’ve been so free

It be the players you never expect

[visual flame]

besides okamoto he was my only other pick for that game i just went with the guys i knew would have more abs

[proven tapir]

Well rice is expected but man

3 batters ahead okamoto hopefully they get on base for em

[visual flame]

gimenez has been like that this season tho him and rocchio have been way better than just defensive guys

[proven tapir]

Oh for sure

Bryan and kwan need to do something so Chase can try for a rbi man

[visual flame]

need a double play here so they can start with 3 fresh

[proven tapir]

You must need rhys

Or j ram

[visual flame]

nah i only took one guy from this game and he's on the losing team 🥲

[proven tapir]

Oh damn who you ran

[visual flame]

neto sorry ass

[proven tapir]

Steven sorry ass gonna sell another run

[visual flame]

i wish i went with rocchi

at least if neto is my only one wrong today i'll take it

this angels team is so ass

[fossil river]

Neto banned

[visual flame]

not yet cantillo around his limit as a pitcher he might be done

[proven tapir]

Omfg bro wtf Chase

[visual flame]

i've seen worse deficits this season came back from just need cantillo with his soft ass pitches gone

[proven tapir]

This angels game I can’t get none of my guys to do shit got damn

[visual flame]

judge actually did something useful

[proven tapir]

Need Cody

Out ofc

[primal mountain]

I don't know karate, but I know krazy

[proven tapir]

Nobody on 2nd or 3rd for okamoto

[remote rapids]

Judge double

Need polar bear 🐻‍❄️ to 💣

[proven tapir]

MLB is a god damn shit show today I should’ve faded everything atp

[visual flame]

like i said cantillo is already past his limit now he's just letting everyone on

[primal mountain]

i can't even get any of my guys I picked to do anything

I wonder if I should institute shit-talking mode

lol

damn, at least I was right about Corbin hitting a double LOL

[visual flame]

simpsons steals was so on point today 2 steals

my rangers are . . . hitting the ball?

then there's seager 🙄

jung why are you swinging at shit in the dirt to begin with don't let seager rub off on you

[meager tinsel]

2 homers today 🙃 dinger Tuesday gonna be a movie

[lunar storm]

aranda homer

yandy better smash it out the park too

[visual flame]

neto actually hit the ball

i knew his hit streak wasn't over

[lunar storm]

yandy so ass 😭

chalk my slip

[fossil river]

Netooo

Diaz banned

Fading Neto for a bit lol too sweaty

[solid stratus]

Need a Pederson hit and of course Soroka wanna throw 4 balls

[visual flame]

oh shit mayo homer to bring the team up

[proven tapir]

BOMBBBBBBB MAYO

That was nice

[primal mountain]

wtf was osuna doing?

walking to second to steal it?

LOL

[remote rapids]

Fuck

[primal mountain]

damn stadium lidar clocked him going 1 mile per year

[remote rapids]

Polar bear didn’t get on base

[quartz tiger]

Ayyyeeee Ryan came thru in the 7th

[somber turret]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gausman-gif-26404710

[quartz tiger]

My dawg

[visual flame]

idk man my team acts stupid all the time

[primal mountain]

I NEED SEAGER

actually I need Yandy too

[visual flame]

I NEED HIM TOO TO NOT BE A BUM

[remote rapids]

Imagine getting you’re No hitter hitter ruined by Mayo

🤣🤣

💀💀

[visual flame]

mf holding the offense down by being in that 3 spot and we haven't moved him at all

[visual flame]

well it was ruined by adley first

[proven tapir]

Pitch hitting is gay asf

[royal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/delroy-lindo-delroy-lindo-giftok-meme-gif-13613329757729663105

Everyone can hit except for him

[visual flame]

oh shit the angels scored

JULIO HOMER LETS FUCKING GO

[versed fox]

⚾️ ✔️ ✅️

[lunar storm]

my exact reaction

[primal mountain]

fucking ward

[remote rapids]

GG Pete unless Yankees tie it

[visual flame]

i think i'm starting to understand baseball a bit more if im being real so far at least a few of the guys i was looking at today have all been on base at least once or twice or hit a hr

[lunar storm]

bro im gonna freak the fuck out

yandy is garbage

bunch of ground outs

he’s banned

[visual flame]

well neto's hrr was the play

at least i wasn't far off on him

[sour storm]

Rangers suck

[novel shard]

I blasted Yandy on Facebook and a bunch of his nuthuggers attacked me

He’s Trash tonight

[lunar storm]

yeah he needs to get it together

[novel shard]

Only guy on the entire team to do nothing

[lunar storm]

i mean if he miraculously hit a homer it would cash but highly doubt it

[novel shard]

And I’d eat crow if he does and admit that on Facebook

[meager tinsel]

Some of these dudes either have to be going blind and not saying anything or they gambling 😭

[proven tapir]

Andres another homer like wtf

Where tf is okamoto and Corbin

[fossil river]

Tonight looked so promising

[fossil river]

Gambling 🎰

It’s ruined sports

[meager tinsel]

I'm convinced hes gambling at this point lol

[royal wedge]

It’s on hall of fame now

[lunar storm]

holy shit

[royal wedge]

It’s glorified

[lunar storm]

he needs to be investigated

[proven tapir]

Half these hitters have to hit home runs just to get rbis

[lunar storm]

haven’t payed attention to seager didn’t know he was shitting the bed that bad

[proven tapir]

Literally nobody can get on base

[fossil river]

Insane

Small slates mean go enjoy the day yall

Man even naylor back to his chalk city title

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fbi-federal-bureau-of-gif-8514161478359178167

[primal mountain]

wow

I finally got one

wow neto hit

make that two

lol

[proven tapir]

And chalk okamoto

Smfh

Would be so nice if Luke does something

[fossil river]

Ernie smh

[proven tapir]

This is crazy bro every game today has been low scoring

[fossil river]

Yandy banned too

[primal mountain]

how the hell does Yandy have a high wRC+ and go 0-for-5?

someone call the Consumer Fraud Protection Bureau on Yandy's stupid ass

[hazy basalt]

Bruhhhh shyyy didn’t I just take hrr

[novel shard]

Yandy Diaz joins the banned list

Vlad will be holding the door for him as he’s also banned

[visual flame]

been on his case for weeks about him he's batting lower than fucking joc pederson

[novel shard]

This dodgers game better have a shit ton of hits and runs

[fossil river]

So what’s the updated banned list at now 20+ players?

[novel shard]

It’s large

[primal mountain]

nah, take him over again tomorrow because I'm taking his HRR under

I'll take one for the team

[visual flame]

can we actually just put seager batting 7th i think his batting is starting to infect the whole team

[fossil river]

Get rid of Seager

https://tenor.com/view/dumping-trash-daniel-labelle-frustrated-garbage-trash-gif-27186872

[visual flame]

nah i still like his defense but he should be batting with the rest of the guys we could swap out at a moments notice if need be

[primal mountain]

I agree....this is for this season so far for him

[remote rapids]

Tic tac toe

[remote rapids]

Take ohtani w him

[visual flame]

yeah he's just been terrible and i'm not willing to lose a healthy break out season for jung for him to be shit all year

[primal mountain]

corey career

at least put him sixth

[visual flame]

bring foscue up as the main 1st base get rid of burger and only use him as a ph and just field everyone else as normal

[novel shard]

Batting .189 is unacceptable for a star player

[primal mountain]

don't even look at Cal's stats this season

[novel shard]

He’s like .169

[primal mountain]

it's amazing how he's even still in the middle of the lineup

[visual flame]

i was complaining when he was batting .230 that's just not it to have that many abs on the season and he's not even hitting homers like schwarber

[primal mountain]

his ass should be 8 or 9

[visual flame]

i knew he would be shit this year

[lunar storm]

id love to bet on dodgers but im not even in the mood after yandy and the shit with nba

[visual flame]

i figured after last year he wouldn't be anything close to what he was last year with the pitchers coming up

[primal mountain]

I'm sorry, you're batting .191 this season so far, and we're giving you 39M/year until 2033!?!?!

now that's just criminal

[primal mountain]

it's Kawhi criminal

[visual flame]

at least kawhi is still a good player with value how do you even trade that shit away

[primal mountain]

I WANT IT TO HAPPEN

I rather watch a bunch of losers trying to win their hardest every game than watch Kawhi play another season

lol

[visual flame]

i'm with that i'm excited for this years draft i hope we draft some actual guards cause i'm tired of christie wasting space and money each game to hit 2 shots and airball the rest

man that christian walker under would have been money now i'm mad i second guessed it he can not hit against kirby

[remote rapids]

Devers bomb

Cash 3.5

Good at bat

[visual flame]

oh shit devers finally coming alive again

hey seager got on base took being hit to do it but he had some use

[primal mountain]

omg

luke raley

[cyan bobcat]

chalk me

[visual flame]

go from shutting out the cubs to getting shut out by the diamondbacks are we fucking serious

[olive trail]

Simple

[lunar storm]

smart man

ball knowledge 100%

[olive trail]

Gonna ride this cal thing until he hit a HR

[cyan bobcat]

broooooo

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/e99hy4m7

[remote rapids]

Roki pitching better then what Ohtani is batting

[cyan bobcat]

fuck roki

[cyan bobcat]

why would they even replace him after 3 straight outs

[novel shard]

Gentlemen, my apologies. I didn’t mean to gatekeep these. After a shit morning I placed these in frustration with one of them in game and got lucky

[marsh tinsel]

https://play.underdogsports.com/vgwg/3yxznykz

[solemn yoke]

Free server on my bi0

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[cyan bobcat]

how do you go 0/4

[novel shard]

crushing it bro. Hella good way to end the night

[novel shard]

That’s just as hard as cashing all 4. Should be a consolation payout for that

[lunar storm]

dude im lowkey gonna rip my eye balls out

i was gonna take devers tucker and muncy

and i was like na ima just save it for tomorrow and they fucken smashed the overs 😭

unreal

[fossil river]

Was eying muncy in game after the 1 inning

1.5 hrr at 1.05x

[lunar storm]

i had it cooked pre game

[fossil river]

Smh

[lunar storm]

smh

ye we fucked up 😭

[fossil river]

And rui in game also

Cash perfect 2 man

😢

Maybe UD gives a discount tomorrow

👀

Give us some mlb fantasy score discounts 🤣

[novel shard]

Day started bad but ended good

Tomorrow we all cash

[fossil river]

https://tenor.com/view/olaf-faint-disney-parks-world-gif-11078926520251437079

[meager tinsel]

Omg that little ass park it's about to be a home run derby with that wind blowing out 😭

[keen ermine]

White Sox ML

[radiant sphinx]

Taking it